employment edition
I'd like to see bradley attempt a cash builderwouldn't be so funny then would it
off to do a quick 2-week tafe course and then onto western australia to make a brain surgeon's salary in the mines
western australia sounds like shit in the middle of nowhere... in the middle of nowhere
>>202168315good lad
ever smuggled drugs on a plane lads? i've got a mate who routinely carries meth in his pocket when he flies, i reckon it's probably easier to get away with here than in america
looks like baby is crying for some attention
>brown genes fully activated in me and I really like blonde women now for some reason
*rattles my runt cage* let me out please please let me out
>>202168266why would an amazon employee have a macdonalds pin?
>>202168358this lad was jewish
>>202168340is he flying to western australia perhaps
>>202168328Relative moved there not long ago.What dont you like about it
>>202168362it's a two job economy under sleepy joe biden
>>202168340could probably get through southend airport with a carry on case full of heroin luton is also laxbut idk about getting through the airport in the foreign country other than amsterdam where you'd expect them to be strict but they didn't find an ounce of weed on me when i came home (then via southend)
new rug came yesterday
still voting yang
>>202168358look at this lad's skull shape, no wonder he's a violent retard, the phrenologists were right
>>202168358I look like that and say that
>>202168411you think you're celebrating the attacks but since you're stepping on it you are actually condemning them
Get mousenonce the fuck out of /cum/ immediately, go to your discord or whatever you fucking losers do/cum/ is the quality general and /brit/ is the refuse bin and it needs to stay that way, stop letting your trash overflow
just woke up lmao
>>202168508boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-gb) in your ublock buddy
mousenonce world tour
Alexa Swinton (aka Alexa Skye Swinton) is an American actress, singer, and writer with Scottish/Canadian and Russian Jewish heritageNew master race gene combo
>>202168266Jesus Christ I love living in weimerica because man it's fun basically living like a Russian gulag worker
>>202168528:mousey's big adventure
>>202168502GP
You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
it was bin night last night and i forgot to put them out for FUCKS sake
>>202168558uh oh, stinky!
dragons are cool
if something is posted to me first thing tomorrow will it be delivered the same day? it's only about 50 miles away
>>202168575YES GET INPOST ANOTHER
>>202168521Rather not block Brits as I like most of them
>>202168627
>>202168632spend a while in this thread you'll change your whistle real quick.
>>202168614>YOU are only getting rid of GOOD users when you rangeban!!Umm, trvth nuke?
>/cum/ is the quality general
>>202168614Why are you like this? Why do you care so much about posting here? Get a grip
Good night and good luck
Gonna roll a ridiculously large spliff rn
>>202168340ive known people who carried felony amounts of weed on a plane the trick is to just keep it in your bag in innocent packaging and hope you dont come across the drug doggos
>>202168635saved for future /mug/ posting
I take it back keep it up
the large and in charge brad
>>202168701
it's funny how he posted it again lol
>>202168653i've poked my head in there a few times and it's fucking abysmal, it's like no one actually wants to be there and it only exists to be a shadow of /brit/
>>202168756my penishis arsehole now
>>202168789kill yourself paki
>>202168802It wasn't always that way
>>202168807dibs on last
>>202168802allegory of the cave
>>202168802it's literally the same ratio of flags right now
schwarzenegger
>>202168802/cum/ is on average the better thread despite it being slower.
Going to bed l'll leave you with this thought provoking post
Now that I work for a living I suddenly don't feel much urge to post. Every waking moment of my life should be dedicated to ascending past working class runt status, I can't live like this. I can't end up like these people.
>>202168340I've smuggled cigarettes across the border between Turkey and Bulgaria but that's it
if mousenonce doesn't get banned we're gonna claim /brit/
>>202168890why would billions die because it's 3 degrees warmer
>>202168890'just a few more years', say scientists for the bajillionth year running
>>202168802It's the Mutts. They don't belong on /brit/ so they have to settle with /cum/. Hosers are welcome on /brit/ and the Spics have /esp/ and the million South America threads.
dreamt of a world where /int/ had ids and everything was better
>>202168969it exists>>>/bant/
Watch The Muppets Christmas Carol a couple days ago. Pretty kino adaptation although Gonzo and Rizzo outside their welcome with their nonsense shenanigans sometimes but I get it's a kids movie and without them kids would get bored because A Christmas Carol isn't the most riveting tale for the modern child.
>>202168943suspect capitalization you arent a german on a proxy are you bud?
>>202168980Not a blue board
>>202168756Trannyspammerpaedomong hows your day been?
>>202168980aye but it's not really the same vibe.
on /int/ Algeria is the african flag with the most posts, but on /pol/ it is South Africap00
Good evening. I'm a piece of shit
>>202168993I'm practicing Deutsch to move to Austria so maybe my brain just automatically went to capitalising all my nouns
just had a huge argument in another thread and got that weird lightheaded feeling when you fire off a post that you know is going to grind their gearsand you feel like you got their ass, but there's still a chance they have some brilliant reply that dismantles you.fuck man why can't i just chill out
>>202168907It's pretty funny because britGODS routinely dab on the dead yank thread and still manage to have atleast 5 neets/night shift Brits posting here even on weekdays.Mental how powerful /brit/ is.
>>202169072>assfoy
>>202169101this is the level of delusion after making posting here your life.
the night guardians of the /brit/ thread
the night watch of the /brit/ bread
>>202169045ktim
no one in this thread will be allowed into heaven
chipolatas are fucking shit. i know they're supposedly the same thing as a normal sausage but they just aren't.
>>202169163good thing is doesn't exist
i like men >.>
>>202169101You're posting about poo and gay porn get a clue
>>202169180cope
i genuinely believe that spainparasite has 0 interests or anything about him. no personally, especially after getting his namefield gone for some reason
Thoughts on Latinas?
>>202169123actually never looked on /cum/ but then realised its a boring shithole that gets ran ragged by mousenonce on a daily basis and i laughed so hardits fucking hilarious really. one scottish mong not even posting anything that heinous manages to rile up an entire thread and he creates multiple schizos there
habitually reddit spacing as part of the persona, it's clear as day you faggot.
>>20216923399% look nothing like that, maybe that is a Cuban since that pic is South Florida, they are hot
Get the fuck out of our thread britfaggotsStay in your containment thread
thread was okay there for a while but it's dead again
/brit/ "gives me the fear"
>>202169332yeah this place starts sucking at this hour
>>202169249>>202169344>>202169362>>202169332>>202169322Ran you raggedRunts
>>202169332vibe is completely killed. i'm off to play video games.
Listening to Blaze Of Glory by Jon Bon Jovi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
>>202169362no, i mean in generalwhen i'm not laughing
>>202168890billions must die
HE SAID THE THING
evening /brit/ards how we doing
wish the postal service would still run on weekends, at least on saturdays
alright now that freaks gone we can post again
>>202169395great film that
the borzois have let the pitbulls into the park to reduce the golden retriever population
getting blacked
>>202169401public servants deserve time off too you EVIL FUCKING INCEL CHUD
>>202168362>macdonalds
>>202169415ja das bootist gudtehhh sausag ich ist incompetenten
got the afl "footy" on
>>202169446every other business is open on saturdays
>>202169403hello there
>>202169472GENERAL KENOBI
>>202169401royal mail delivers satudays
im a bit smelly
>>202169507yeah can't wait for apple season too
>>202169526hello my bedroom
>>202169539
really want to shag a french woman at least once
*rorkes scrambled visage appears via hologram in the middle of the thread*ATTE- *kzzrrtt* -NOT MUCH TIME LEF- *kzrrggghht* - GRAVE DANGE- *connection suddenly terminates*
>>202169562what makes you think it would be different to any other nation of woman
>>202169569
>>202169575french language and accent sounds sexy on a woman so i imagine her moans would be sexy as well
>>202169562legends say if you go deep enough theres a qousoont (idk not fr*nch) in there
>>202169585Why is he walking toward the camera?
if french kissing is kissing with tongues, is french cricket not cricket with tongues?
got my pooey trackies on
>>202169554no gimmick comes close to the golf ball days
I hope the hate in your heart heals
>>202169619ew fuck offbloody aussiesgood fucking reason we put you lot on those boats
Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to five nights at freddys
to the gooncave!*60s batman scene transition*
>>202169664hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur
back aches badly from toil
>>202169472>>202169480/brit/ is SO back
can't wait for the tasmanian football
>>202169707be funny to see how they all play with two heads and one leg
>>202169673
>missus
>>202169713think that's the first time i've ever visited cum and there's a whole heap of brit flagsdeeply, deeply ashamed, shocked and appalled
>gomez
oi stralyans stole this from redditif you avoid the cardinal sin I think you'd like it
his ex girlfriend got a girlfriend
>>20216979480% of them are mousey on his 8th meltie of the day (happens whenever he sees a yank flag in the yank thread)
>stole this from redditGo back
>>202169713>cries about mousenonce every day of his life here and doesnt even make a single interesting or funny postYou genuinely arent even sentient. God, it must be bliss or agony being in your shoes. Just the lack of thoughts and pure emotional reactions to every stimulus. Sad but funny, like a zoo animal.
take r from friend is fiend
me? a poosadist
>>202169818yank cunt>>202169802also funny image
>>202169562this but instead of shag a french woman it's make a desert pizza
>>202169827e-eeehhhhhhhh???? boku wa kimochi warui desu ka... o_O
a desert pizza you say? hmm
>>202169844I like your funny words magic man
>>202169827minekaze hatsuharu shinano desu ne?*bowa*
mood genuinely improves whenever i'm feeling glum and i suddenly remember i'm Australianno other feeling like it
>>202169874*revokes your citizenship*
>>202169874yeawhen everything is shit remember at least youre not a yankif it wasn't biologically impossible I might feel a little sorry for them
>>202169822Can a non-sentient being feel bliss or agony?
>>202169883fuckup slanty boy my soul is aussie and yours is not, dont care what some peice of paper says about it
Ratpedoschizo having a breakdown in /cum/ omds
>>202169911its called being a yank
>>202168266I hate how I can't travel because of how expensive shit is now
>>202169926flowers are blooming and birds are singing outside while you type up this complete utter tripe nigga rethink your entire life please
>>202169930how many yanks is mousenonce worth?
>>202169959who the fuck is heare you talking about most of our politicians
>>202169971yes
>>202169874i don't like being australian, it doesn't suit my temperament, i should've been english or perhaps dutch
Ratpedoschizo mindbroken by the singular peramonline scot piss drinkeer
>>202169985who's your ket dealer I need his stuff
There is a chubby young office slag at my new toil wish i wasnt such a meek runt
>>202170000the quads are a sign lad get her impregnated post-haste
/cum/ chugger mental breakdown over Toby
>>202170000She has a giant bunda and a very pretty face, would be super fit if she lost a couple
>>202170052bug off
Emma Watson poo
having a bo'o'o'wa'a
i hate you NIGGA i am going to kill you NIGGA
I got a mars bar some yogurt flakes kettle crisps (fooking yanks) and some doctor pepperpropa bri'sh scran fuckig delicous
>>202169802I do quite like the simple Aussie fellas who got rich off black opal mines and shit
>>202170060could have been a cool line if you added "make like a fly and" at the beginning
>>202169874have an australian passport and it doesn't work for me what gives
arry ill then bed
*walks into /brit/ dressed like Uncle Sam and twirling a baton*I’M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
>>202170082it's pronounced b'o'w'a
>>202169802for me it's environmentalist bruce
Anyone here wanna hangout if I go to Australia or Japan? Most of my friends are unable to join me
>>202170121yankee doodle piss off cuntgees a fuckin handy
every man needs an arch nemesis at some point in his life
got the vocaloid playlist on
>>202170100Let it be known, I am the one who popularized Nigga posting in brti
>>202169802"commies" is a yank term, back during the cold war we used to call them "commos"
>>202170139Mad how they make you grow for better or for worse
>>202170121sounds very foppish, you a twink?
>>202169958>>202169958
>>202170159thanks matenow I can tell FUCKING COMMOS and explain it's about commies
>>202170176took you thirteen whole minutes to think of this did it
>>202169802here is the non-reddit version, now save over that crap immediately
>>202170161>>202170141>>202170123>>202170102>>202170080ratpedoschizo meltdown
>>202170212thanks cunt
take me to the moor
off for a poo adlays let's oggg
>>202170214french kiss each other as you both pull the trigger and splatter your brains all over the wall.
>>202170212>scandi diasporaarent they the swarthiest?
So if you bring me to you Australia or the UK and let me stay at your place I can bring you to my uncle's ranch and bring you horse back riding like it's the old west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go1zX2lkKrk
ratpedo schizo loves his bi hourly meltdowns
UPDATEive finished the mars bar n yogurt flakes onto the crisps
>>202170259would consider it but i still live with mummy and there's not much space here
>>202170214yank on a proxy post that got 0 replies from Brits
>>202170273if you're going to have a 9 hour "one last post" tantrum can you keep it to one thread? cheers
toothbrush up the arse (bristle end first before anyone asks)
>>202170301kinky
>>202170301a vibrating one at least?
>>202170265what a beautiful jewish queen she was
>>202170278Missing out you could be a cow boy
>>202170301honestly I've done that once before non bristle endvibrating onewasn't bad
>>202170301that's not where it's meant to go, get that outta there
guffawing heartily
>>202170301*Me, a Yank*Which end?
>>202168508how exactly are we meant to "get" him out of your thread?
Might buy a Flanged mace or a WakizashiI feel like the dust has settled and I can make them cool again just as long as I get so drunk I want to swing it around and accidentally blow out my bedroom window or chop my computer screen in half.
so we're getting bulled AGAIN
>>202170391black olives are the ultimate filter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FFXdTFlfaQ
i genuinely dont think spaintard has any personality at all. no hobbies either. he just latches on and copies and whatever else, and thats because he is a parasite
>>202170408tut tut, back to /cum/, no one cares about your cross thread tantrums
>>202170359he just wants you to go there to complain more about the thread. and he wants to come here to complain. all he does all day is complain over there about problems that he makes such as brits in cum after secretly linking the thread in brit
>>202170391would fucking demolish that tbf
>>202170401Black olives are good, but that is some DIRE shit.>>202170391A lot of the common dishes English seem to eat as takeaway are like caveman tier creations
God save Canada
>>202170408Done him
I guess no one wants to be my friend I wanted to hangout with people and stay at their place while in the UK
>>202170418nigga get a fucking grip
200 tabs open, check.flicking through each one for a couple seconds then repeating all night, check.yes lads we're on it tonight.
>>202170441sorry eh
>>202170391your takeaway sucks lets be real
>>202170444I said you could if you’re white and have blue eyes
Fuck off
>>202170418mad how you've made this place your entire life but your presence is barely even funny or even remotely interesting at all and never was to begin with and you're going to die alone etcsuch a bizarre waste of life
>>202170452bro spent money on excess ram just to have 200 tabs open
suffocating under my own inertia
>>202170465I am white and have brown eyes
need a gf who is 6 years younger than me (i am 22)
>>202170483and he always avatar or name fags as if his posts need to stand out he doesnt have any personality or interest. just follows people around trying to imprint and copy - thats because he is a parasite
>>202170496impossible
>>202170391a scrangedy
>>20217049702 master race
>>202170497grim how im nearly 10 years older than youneed to get the fuck off 4chan
>>202170496>brown eyes>white
>>202170483Mad how you wasted your life typing this shit out like your his mom and need to teach him how to behave. Your entire existence is a joke, the fact you sit there and judge, contributing nothing of value whatsoever
>>202170525dude cody you're not his frickin mom bro back off
>>202170537I fucked your mom, bro
>>202170547id say would but I don't think I'm gay enough yetalso rat
is it even the real him anymore
>>202170463>>202170435Youre so fucking mindraped by internet memesDo americans even have a life outside of the internet and work anymoreDo they even look at food when they eat it?
>>202170547can somebody translate this to english
>>202170463not all of it tbf
spaintard is crying for banning the mice as "spam/flooding" which meant he couldnt spam/flood his images of bradley walsh
I am in a unionI voted NO to the contract and YES to strikeCan you say the same imperial?
>>202170547Print it out and shove it up your arse
might get some blacked edits of his avatar cooking
>>202170564You can like what you like but that shit is fuckedtinned black olives drained and poured over fries?lol
changed my mind actually mousey is probably 190's best characternot a very high bar to begin with, mind
Can't be associated with this rabble anymore
>>202170564your takeaway is objectively bad it's not memes and internet brainrot cheese on a baked potato is gross
doesn't get gayer than me
>>202170568
>>202170572i love Reggie/Whygena >>202170587because im not him - probabyl why hes got a problem with me. he has all them personalities but 0 of his own. sad!
>>202170590>>202170584Mindraped brainrot
>>202170590you're wrong
>>202170606shut up cunt
>objectivelyPermaonline american smelly neet buzzword because hes too dumb to form a coherent argument.
this thread is helping my menthol elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-_txV6e01Y
Going to take me own life
>>202170452ktim when on speed
>>202170615his best persona is not his at all. LMAO cry more
could sloppily rape an hsp right about now
>>202170514>>202170518i'm actually 29 im just fucking arounda 23 year old gf would be nice
>>202170636i'm all natural unfortunately. might have a problem. been procrastinating playing my video game for hours now.
>>202170568kebabs are drunk slop food so that's mid at best and i prefer it when it's compact in a tray
so ladsTodayFinal ever episode starring these three bozosA bloody shame 22 bloody years together
>>202170634No Shaemus you cannae do eet
take me out to the poo game, take me out with the shite
Will Larry get a state funeral when he dies?
>>202170634mi tink me gwaan tek me own life
Honestly fuck it please literally let me sleep on your couch if I go to Australia or the uk pls?
the universeisbig
might hire a hitman to kill me
>>202170694>>202170694>>202170694
>>202170720mad how these pictures always look like they're off the cover of some sci-fi book from the 70s but they're completely real
real new>>202170543>>202170543
>>202170725>>202170732*grabs you by the throat*back the fuck off!?!?
>>202170720
>>202170772don't threaten me with a good time mister uwuw
>>202170799>>202170799>>202170799the new as it was
friend is in a silicon valley cover band called LinkedIn Park
i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part
>>202170816*THUD THUD THUD thud thud THUD THUD THUD*
>>202170903me when your mum
