you'll get your new when you fix this DAMN DOOR edition
THIS is THE thread
>>202170799Good man
got the poo on
>>202170799Aight if let's say I have 1500 dollars could we do something if I landed in Australia or the UK I really want to see Britian or Austrilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-_txV6e01Y
>all the westernized Asian girls are moving over to onlyfans/fansly and not making mainstream porn anymorebros.. it's over
why haven't they given him the chair yet
iteral genocide, why was this allowed?
>>202170833take the past five identical (You)less posts as a hint lad
just finished astro bot, really fun game de lads
why do black men keep calling each other monica
>>202170803lol!!!!
>>202170854Say what you will, he had aura
>>202170860I'm a bit of a bot' myself x
well ladswhat are the rankings?
>>202170873lucky for him he's on death row so he doesn't have a cellmate to get bummed by
>>202170856now show native languages in the usa
>>202170859Well I guess I won't have friends for Australia or the ukpxsv
>>202170856Doesnt look accurate at all
>>202170882would demolish
doing my weekly donation to chocobox.me
>>202170882what's the macdonalds toy right now?
>>202170882looks really good
>>202170904puberty blockers
why do we always get yanks, leafs and ausgaylians but never kiwis in /brit/?they're the best ones
>>202170854Had this haircut when I was like 13
do you by cosmetics in video games?
>>202170933kiwis are fucking dogshit posters
>>202170938Don't know
>>202170933they're living the good life in /ausnz/ far away from all the shite here
>>202170933the only kiwi i recognize is the weird gymcel one that spammed well rorke? with an image of open borders on a globe
>>202170955all your shite
>>202170974you got something to say to me cunt? *tears off shirt and approaches you with a puffed out chest*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRjwq29ZZcg
got bummed to death in video ezy
>>202170856Celts genocided the original culture though before them. its the circle of life my brotherwe are experiencing a new culture shift again
>>202170984>have 12 kids>YEAH WELL YOU'RE AN INCEL alrighty then
>>202171053is one of those words that is a blanket derogatory now. all meaning is gone.
>>202170799I got friendzoned again I should honestly kill myself my whole life is gonna be working out and anime/Vidya.
>>202170933dont think they have electricity yet over there
NZ and Australia are actually different countries and not like states
Had a very decent Kylie Shay wank just then
>Shut it>Why? Because I'm gay? Go on say it>You're on borrowed time sunshine. And as for you, you're out
>>202170933there's like two kiwis who come here sometimes, one is a good lad and the other is an absolute weirdo degenerate
Ugly and poor that's me
>>202170984Taylor is pretty hot though, I'd breed her
>>202171081if you got friend zoned you weren't confident enough in yourself to take it to the next stage. you have some lingering doubts about your current situation probably. if you have financial security and a place to live that's all you need to reign them in so long as you have the confidence to back it up.
>>202171053he would definitely be an incel if he wasn't a squillionaire
>>202171104Nice. She was getting a bit fat but her latest Insta suggests shes keeping it under control
bizarre that M.I.A is 49 years old and still looks like she did 25 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR4lFIfDTTI&t=5258ssome people age so wellmadness
>Unborn child dies after York crash; Police say driver caused collision intentionally
Want to watch TV? My dad got a TV from Best Buy
>>202171111>and the other is an absolute weirdo degeneratedo you have his number? x
speaking of kiwis, whatever happened to maisiebro?
>>202171155Isn't that a burger place?
202171142>rorke when he laff
>>202171130>Openly tried to ask for her date>Instead dates a guy who is smaller less muscular and weakYeah that's nice
you were wrong for trying to humanize these people by telling me that "hurt people hurt", Australia. you shouldnt of done that - they are not humans. after everything they have tried to do to me, and how much concentrated effort they together have made to cause me harm or distress, they even laughed when i said in another thread that reggie images are "all i have" - greentexting it with laughing reactions. they are evil people, Australia. you were wrong for making someone believe otherwise for a second
>>202171179Might be thinking of Sonic. Home of the soggy french fry! lol ;)
>>202171177he's australian not kiwi, anyway i assume he just moved on with his life
>>202171053words dont have meaning in yank land
>>202171194your mistake is staring right at you. putting all your eggs in the 'i will lift and it will get me a gf' basket. you're too focused on the vanity of lifting to get any of the mental betterment if could be giving you.just cause you lift hunks of iron up and down a few days a week doesn't mean it'll make you a better person to be around.
>>202171130Truth nuke>>202171194>he doesnt twinkmaxxNgmi
>>202171237>>202171242Fuck you all
raspberry pomegranate orange blackberry red bull?
what is this /britqueer/?I support it
>>202171253go have a cry, a wank, and seriously think about growing up and blocking /fit/ from your browser and you might just actually make it.
The disturbing thoughts are coming back
>>202171142
oasis
just went outside and yelled nigger
>cum>cannot cum again for 6 hourshow do I get over this ladssome lads are back up and running after 10 minutes
I can't stop drinking oilI just can't stopI can't stop drinking crude oilYou know the black stuff that comes in barrels?
by the way i saw this news article and thought of you, anonhttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/lucy-letby-doctor-criticises-judge-s-opening-remarks-at-inquiry/
mirage (nostalgia)
Sorry gymcel the depressed twink with nice curly hair gets the birds
What's a good term for people who are clearly angry or depressed and overdo kindness and chipperness to compensate
>Sukhdeep Dikshit
>>202171318a rorkerson
>>202171318in fats case it is "love bombing"
>>202171332Rorkerson, ok, writing that down. Anyone else?
>>202171295Calcium, magnesium, and zinc supplements
Watching Alien
>>202171306nothing wrong with going to the gym until you start making it your only personality trait. unless you're a pro body builder the gym should just be a thing you do on the side to stay in shape or improve yourself, not some sanctimonious hallowed ground that defines your life.
>>202171318rapists
>>202171338Love bombing, alright, got it. Anyone got anything else? Maybe we'll hear from someone who hasn't pitched in yet? >>202171361
>>202171355good idea if you want to have gay sex with gay men
juicy asshole
>>202171355You are correct and rational. Unfortunately i am a meek, poor and timid worm of a man so there is no saving me really
>>202171295are you 70 years old or just severely low test?
>>202171354director's cut or theatrical?
>>202171352any recommended dosages?>>202171402I literally never exercise ever and WFH so don't even accidentally exercise reckon it's ageing me
total indian takeover
>>202171352When I was taking zinc and copper my eyelashes were like a giraffes
people that hear the word "furry" and jump straight to fucking kids are insane and probably also peeeeeeedoos
>>202171425
>>202171425start improving your cardiovascular health BEFORE you jump on pills or whatever.
Me? Ready for bed at 8:45, toiling tomorrow. Gn
>>202171458>west coast niggadisgusting
>>202171409Theatrical 35 mm scan stream from based anon on /tv/
*gets hyperphosphuria from bones decomposing from all that calcium*
Why is it so hard to get an american man to green card marriage me
>>202171295deleted my cum advice post but remember stuff like drinking plenty of water/ stay hydrated, L-arginine, kegel exercises, and plenty of celery for a whiter and less watery load
i prescribe 1 asian woman, you can pick her up at the front desk.
went to 7-eleven to fuel my car the other night and it was the first time i've ever gone there and the cashier wasn't indian
haven't played video games at all today i'm real behind schedule
if it weren't for the fact that auspost INSISTS on shutting down all delivery services on weekends i'd be getting my parcel tomorrow, now i have to wait until monday
High Phosphate Levels (Hyperphosphatemia): When phosphate levels in the blood are too high, it can lead to a decrease in calcium levels. This happens because phosphate binds with calcium, forming calcium-phosphate complexes that are deposited in tissues. To compensate for the low calcium levels in the blood, the body releases parathyroid hormone (PTH), which increases the release of calcium from bones, leading to bone weakening12
>>202171534Thought you were away?
it was actually not the phosphate coming out and into urine. it was high phosphate in the blood causing the calcium to leave bones (via PTH)
>>202171496Right, Chang, you're coming with me. Wait. Show me your drivers license. *checks if photo matches* Right, I'm holding on to this. Yes. Yes I'm holding onto it for her because she mustn't drive. You must not let this woman drive! ;)
on the phone to the noongas up north
>>202171551what are you the internet police downsyndromeversity hire? fuck off
banter would be so much easier here if it werent filled with bootlicking little runts with no lives or personality and just sit there here and in their r9k discord
Bring me to London
PHWOARDare I?
>>202171643you know you want to. give in.
so star wars outlaws is apparently shit, who would've guessed
>>202171653if you insist
>>202171643What a waste of money
>>202170955you are the shit he wasnt joking. he didnt reply to you twice. youre the problem with the thread
I really want to see London once Don't care if it's a shit hole I wanna see the royal arms muesum
might drive my car up to the bottleoi don't have my licence yet but it's only like 700 metres down the road
>>202171657/v/ will say its good because theyre woke or something
>>202171673you pay half that if you order 2 tbf
>>202171690jumping on my cock 50 minutes after the fact, seems like i've upset you in some way i can't be paid enough to give a fuck about.
>>202171715you are bad for the general
>>202171728now you want to have 100 posts back and forth for the attention while also dragging down the thread? nah. kys faggot.
got my johnson out
you are not/paid either to shit up the thread, or cant do your job properly
>>202171746yeah?
>>202171746mate you have a loicensr for that fing?
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
got the girls onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z87Jh0H6dCQ
not to kick a man while hes down but this man whos laying on the ground spams the thread for 20 hours a day more than 1 post per minute on proxies with 20 personalities, and is bad for the thread in all. matter fact he doesnt have one positive persona or activity so i guess i kicked him
Macron has such a majestic nose. Small noses are low born
oh gay can you weeby the dawn's smelly shite
morning lads
*switches persona/flag*
>>202171712Fat bastard oh my goodness
>>202171835well good morning
asian folder at 2.32gb now
where's commiemongwhere's turtwhere's racismladwhere's bulliedbumholelad...WHERE'S 190?
>>202171881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjwNB3OozY
>>202171881all me
>>202171881Hi
the last 12 years have basically just been like an extended 2013 to me, i don't notice any difference between now and then except for an uptick in zoomer autism, although i thought my fellow milennial normies were weirdos back then too so it's just a slightly different flavour
chat is this real
silly billy
Need sex
>>202171950miss the emo-era personally, fuck me getting a shag was easy if you were in the scene
yummers
We need to bring back early 00's bedroom core. Band posters on the wall, weird random shit like gacha machines and license plates.
what's that one rap song that was at the end of the movie? you guys know what I'm talking about?
>>202171295>6 hoursfor me it's a week
>>202172035wake up ratm
got 'nigger hating me' playing through the google home mini
>>202172074if every service had a anime mascot the world would be a better place
>>202171964Weird, i didnt even see this post and i posted >>202172074 Not being funy
>>202172103on the same wave length, means we're destined for each other.
why do south koreans seem relatively normal compared to japs and chinks
>>202172116Right well whoever wanked most recently has to get down on their knees
>>202172130yankification took all their whacky asianness out of them
I wish america was cool
>>202172130I feel like South Koreans get more pussyChinese and Japs are what no pussy does to a yellow nigga
>>202172149last wank was about 27 hours ago.
>>202172080now I've got the reverse problem of trying to remember what movie this was at the end of. anyways I remembered the song I was thinking of and it's embarrassing so I won't mention it.
saw a picture of a womans vagina and well lets just say……….. im cummed :-D
>>202172179yeah?
gm my smelly little incels
>>202172175please mention it and I'll tell you my one
>>202172130never met a normal korean it’s a very sick society
friday got me pooing strange
>>202172204My Korean steam friend is a neet who jerks off and said the only time he ever had fun was in the military
>>202171700Go for it. There's so much to see.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9Ts1qPtBt2/not sure what this thing is but its kawaii
take a deep breath
audibly kek'd
shopping on temu for cheap shirts and noticed they are selling bulge enhancers, we copping?
>>202172130they're the most materialistic people on the planet and incredibly coarse
rorke's mum shopping at fait par foutchleftypol's mum shopping at guizio
>>202172305Americans are the most materialist and disingenuous
i can feel a cold coming onjust in time for the weekend FUCKS SAKE
>>202172385Vaxx status?
>>202172393there is no vaccination for the common cold
not clicking that
going t'pub for a pot of northern
>>202172463tattoos ruin the perception of proportions on her. makes her look masculine.
>>202172448
i have erectile dysfunction from alcoholism
>>202172531How do you mean?
https://youtu.be/Mx6heRX1-Fw
ngl i wish i9 had friends in Australia or uk so when i travel i could hangout at their place
>>202172546i simply cannot get hard for any reason
>>202172130koreans literally get circumcised as infants
>>202172595yeah well so do you lot
smartschoolboy9=mi5
>>202172595no wonder korean women look for foreigners when their own stock is not only mutilated but also small looooooooooool
my favourite shoes are 3 years old and starting to fall apart and i don't know what to do because they're limited edition and i can't get a new pair
vibes gone cold. all the action is on outer /int/. smell you later.
>>202172707find a new pair that's even better
>>202172813i've looked but i can't find a pair that i like more
>>202172793need to be pegged by a girl like this
need a gf, 29 and never had one
might get pissed and play the resident evil 2 remake tonight, ain't played any vidya in fucking ages
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725867129612089.webm
might smash a pasta tonight
>>202172911roaring at how it showed his ip
got a lot of shit unloading from my arse pipe this morning
>>202172883don't forget to install some skimpy outfit mods x
got a lemsip on the gogonna kick this cold to the curb
>>202172966I often wonder what happens in these girls lives to make them radically change like thatI can't help but assume she probably kept going for 'bad boys' like a moron and got abused every time
>>202172707what shoes are they
>>202172992imagine getting a strong cold the second the weather turns, you must have a pathetic immune system
>>202173022it's obviously because all the kids have just gone back to school mongo
>>202172707I have the exact same problemI got these limited edition Nikes that are copies of the shoes in Terminator and now they're tatty and faded but once they're gone they're gone
>>202173051make your own
The last time war came to Oryol was 1941. It came under Nazi occupation, before becoming one of the first major cities to be liberated by the Soviet Red Army.More than 80 years on, fighting is not far away once again.Ukraine's incursion into the neighbouring Kursk region is little more than 100 miles south, and if the West does allow Kyiv to strike deeper inside Russia, Oryol would be in range."I am worried, of course I am," Olga told Sky News, near Lenin Square, in the centre of the city."But I hope they won't reach us. I really hope so."Not everyone was happy to speak to us."Great Britain is our enemy," Mikhail said, when we told him we were from the UK.But after initially declining to give his opinion, he elaborated: "[The West] will give permission now and the missile hits where we stand. And where will we be? In the cemetery."
>they privated r/haitioh my dayshaitians having a GHASTLY 2 weeks
>>202173036and you caught it because of your pathetic immune system
If your shoes are rare collector items then you shouldn't be wearing them.
>>202172707>they're limited edition and i can't get a new pairexclusive edition doesn't mean you're not allowed to own other shoes
>>202173092what would you suggest people do with shoes?
away to toil in 20 mins
will you watch their final episode together today?
>>202172997internet brainrot
>>202173123gross old menvile to look at
>>202173092I will never buy something purely to sell for profit later. I buy things to use until they fall apart then I replace them
>>202173105I don't buy collectible rare shoes but If I did they'd remain in the box they came in and in the closet.
>>202173127bizarre post
>>202173123yes, with a single manly tear in my eye
>>202173138The answer then is to buy regular shoes.
>>202173143they're not gonna shag you mate
>>202173123im not a tory so no
>>202173007these>>202173051i'm thinking about taking mine to a shoe repair shop, i'm sceptical that they can fix them but i might be pleasantly surprised
just bought ratched and clank on the steam sales lads
>>202173203clank finally got himself committed did he?
>>202173216no spoilers
>>202173201blud goes outside wearing these
>>202173183>>202173191some James May trivia since you asked:He absolutely DESPISES dry roasted nuts.He likes pickled eggs though.Source: Vid on YT of him reviewing pub food.Weird that, aye?
Not in work today because my boss (Pure Blooded Anglo Gen Xer) believes in a 4 day work week.
>>202173201maaaaateeee
>>202173201please be baiting
Good morning lads
>>202173230>>202173238>>202173239they look cool and i get compliments on them, piss off
>>202173231I also hate dry roastedhe is literally me
>me and gf wake up at 6am>tells me my horoscope reading for the day whilst I'm barely awakeneed to pack her in
>>202173248me and the gf
>>202173228that was a joke about mental hospitals because you spelled it "ratched" like nurse ratched from one flew over the cuckoo's nest
>>202173255that gato doesn't look well
might go gayfor a laugh
was trying to watch a food review video last night but i was so full that it made me feel sick
>>202173290ktim when i smell mcdonalds when im not hungry, almost makes me gag
For anybody struggling with hair loss definitely check out based Kevin he has really helped me out. As far as I have seen, he seems to be a pretty honest dude given that he doesn't shill products in a space where he could definitely be making bank on that. https://youtu.be/TPn6dxP1QYs?si=H4O0jNfjVukF73Nw
>>202173331do I take dutasteride or oral minoxidil?or both?why isn't anyone talking about finny anymore?
putting on my hard yakka work boots (i am unemployed)
anyone else get a boner from this
>>202173331Embrace balding and stop taking big pharma chemicals
so this is the "global warming" the wokerati warned us about?
not sure what perfume to wear todaythe dolce & gabbana perhaps
think this has been the first time I haven’t posted here in 2+ days for 8 years says a lot about the current cohort of cringe unfunny children good riddance
>>202173407We've broken the world record global temperature for 15 months in a row you utter buffoon.
>>202173331
started going bald so I just cut my hair offlooks loads better than having copestrands atop one's bonce and no risk from chemical nonsense trying to get it to grow back
ummmm what the hell a chilly September morning???? climate change is a LIE!!!!!
>>202173461lol ok leftypol 2 more weeks
for me? dry roasted almonds with a dash of sea salt
>>202173461oh, you're a woke
>>202173472>>202173477*farts in your face*
>>202173461yeah the world record global temperature.. recorded maybe 100 years ago look at any ice age temperature pattern and tell me you really think we're all going to die in global warming hellfire. you're so stupid it hurts
>>202173462There's a lot of snake oil out there to be sure but finasteride plus topical minoxidil does indeed reverse hairloss in some people.
>>202173462actually the world's richest man is elon musk and he got a hair transplant
>>202173473I learned this week that after a cyanide poisoning it smells like burnt almonds.So that's what Eva Braun's corpse smelled like.Which is pretty nice in contrast to most corpses which shit themselves.
>>202173441when i stop posting here for a few days to a week i dont think about or miss it at all. always start posting again for some reason and end up getting addicted
Wokey wokey, Rorky Rorky, Porky Porky
always makes me lol when boomer media does pieces like this like they’ve been doing some intense underground investigation
>>202173462used to think bald people polished their head but the scalp is just really smooth
>>202173367So definitely talk to a doctor before taking anything but I have heard very bad things about oral minoxidil. Kevin has a video on that actually, apparently it can cause some extremely serious heart-related side effects.
Gdp is so useless when it comes to measuring anything notice how America has a high gdp but has crime and living standards closer to Mexico than to European countries or Australia
>>202173462old mate is lex luther maxxing
Today's fit >brown mid tops>grey skinny jeans>white tee>navy wooly jumper>black leather jacketFeeling toasty
you mean to tell me the drug taken for purely cosmetic purposes has terrible side effects?????
>>202173531why did you start this post with ‘so’ you insufferable cunt
>>202173531m8's a persian and he had the worst headline I'd ever seen before even hitting 30but now it's all come backgot the hair follicles of a 17 year oldwas honestly going to jump on that train today but now you're giving me pausequite regret asking you now desuwould rather have lived in ignorance
agent 47 from hitman is 60 years old
shitman
>>202173550Kek, is that not common in British English?
minoxidil makes your willy stop working, that alone is enough to make me never consider it
Should have worn gloves
>>202173526my turkish coworker showed me a news report yesterday where they found a notebook with codes written on it and they ran with the headline "are there spies in turkey?", not noticing that it said "gta 4 cheats" on top
>>202173576increasingly so unfortunately it’s the most fucking obnoxious thing and I’ve even found myself doing it
>>202173545
>>202173583didn't for me at all nor anyone else I know who's on itthink that's a minority of people
>>202173201>Rorke's creps
*checks if photo matchx2800es again* Wait
Saw a dead hedgehog :(
>>202173608oofso let's unpack this
>>202173576just very reddity>>202173583ive heard its like a 0.1% chance that you take it once and your dick will never work again
>>202173609Embarrassed yourself here because I have beautiful blonde hair and airpods
killed a hedgehog and thew it in some mong's bedroom
>>202173648uhhh yeah, so that's a thing now I guess?
for me it’s some wireless earbuds I got at morrissons for £15
>>202173692>>202173692>>202173692der neue
>>202173608>>202173648>>202173656W American hegemony remember fellas it's an American world, you're just living in it. Love you guys tho.
>>202173696why did you delete your post just to remake it and reply to more people
>>202173774I deleted it because I'm a retard who misspells "hegemony" :D
>>202173269oh never got that ahha
