Chinese takeaway edish
this is it
Ok I’m going to tinpot Budapest zoo soon. I will take pics for Brit. Any animal requests?
She might be a paid Russian shill, but I and I alone can fix her.
>>202175974armadillo
>>202175962to each his own lad, alcohol buries my inhibitions and emotional pain, of which i have a lot
>>202175974yeah find something beautiful and intelligent trapped in a small cage for me
youre listening to... oncle jazz
>>202175974otters and marsupials and such if they have them
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT KILLING YOUR FRIENDS(I DIDN'T MEAN TO DISAPPOINT YOU)
>brazilian edish god deletedkek
>>202176029I ain't at the zoo mate
>>202175996Also I'd like to add how retarded the Russians were for buying off someone like her. She's not even that smart to begin with, and her content wasn't ever that substantive or different. 90% of her commentary was just: "This WOKE Disney movie blah blah blah" -type slop.
Aight is she worth it >Depressed >Japanese office worker>Never got to have a relationship because she spent all her time working and studying>Told me I am the only person to ever find her attractive >Will let me suck her tits
Ok I’ve taken the requests down>>202176029Screaming looked at the pics online for it and it looks Victorian levels of cruel, there was even a pic of two bears fighting
My pledges to /brit/> i will get out of bed> i will make bregfast> i will crack down on shit posts in /brit/
my apple airpoo pro
>>202176089but she's in Japan?
>>202176051sexo
>>202176051dont like this
>>202176089need that in my life, I'd move to Japan right now
>>202176103I will
How’s lil timmy meant to compete with Hungarian meat?
florence welch feet
>>202176089how did you meet this person
/^Netherlands$//^Albania$//^Belgium$//^Chile$//^Guadeloupe$//^Israel$//^Spain$//^Brazil$//^Guatemala$//^Hungary$/
four weetabix down the gullet
taking dogberg for walktoil, gonna throw the ballowitz up parkstein
any work from home man in?
>>202176113>>202176114the duality of man
>>202176122>red meatuh...enjoy heart disease and cancer I guess?
AA is so fucking boring and grimnot saying I'm better than them but it's just so boring and it's full of narcissistic psycho boomers
>>202176140good man
So now the government and msm have admitted both that migration has caused an outrageous explosion in house prices and are an immediate drain on the nation. The only question is how much longer will they persevere?
>>202176180oh so youre one of those freaks who mushes up their weetabix with too much milk
>>202176180whenenver someone isn't using tomorrow theme I immediately assume them to be intellectually deficient
>>202176182corporate class demanding surplus workers and slave labour at the expense of the state
>>202176182>The only question is how much longer will they persevere?as long as it takes for rorke to learn his lesson
get them in
Hyiy gyiys, lyoik ayit myie iyi yiam spyiykyng lyik ayi shitkrainian
>using anything other than yotsuba bliterally why
tried using other themes but it felt wrong
>>202176202i use yotsuba when i'm making nice and lovely posts and tomorrow when i'm making stupid and evil posts
Alright let's have a mock election. British flags only. Trump or Kamala?
>>202176237JANNY3 DAYS FOR THIS UTTER BUFFOON AT ONCE EARN YOUR PAYCHECK
I use tomorrow theme on mobile so it's less apparent I'm browsing 4chan in public but at home I use the default themes
>>202176144said id go in today but here i am
>>202176221Faggotry, I expect
>>202176251??? >>202176182
the halloween theme on 4chan is actually pretty comfygreentexts become orange with a faint glow. I like it.
a au agd iii slo le e
wish I were smarter
>>202176262British politics is forgivable and American politics aren'tI don't understand why /int/ rules are like that but they are
>>202176233kekkers
>>202176266that shit uses all my ram
>>202176281wait till you get Africanswill make everything else seem like a godsend
>>202176302it's only snowflakes that fuck me over that way
The sun, or so I've heard
>>202176281>Local Hispanics stole entire shipments of alcoholsoul
haven't showered for a few days
>>202176288think my last ban was for british politicsmust have been some barmer nonsense post because i dont care about politics
never made an explicit assumption but I always believed I had a middle class backgroundI am realising that that is probably not the case
sweet corn in me poo but i dont remember eating corn
used burichan when i first started using this site what on earth was i thinking?
>>202176331how could you not know?
Would have enjoyed being a doctor, but I wouldn't want to spend a good 10 years of my life giving boomers prostate exams for the £40k NHS wages before I could emigrate
>>202176335Alri fat bastard
>>202176310whats the other one
>>202176320I live next to a beer warehouse and they broke into the warehouse stole 4 crates of beer and sped off
>>202176340not sure
cheeky we wank from home day
>>202176335had some yesterday don't see the point really, it looks the same as it did when it comes out
>>202176306Africans can not be worse than the Asians because I swear to God there is a reason why there are no more birds in our ponds anymore I also seen them trying to buy fish off people at docks
got the latvian bird on
Poo in a bag
ugh stop making me do stuff
>>202176341seems like a silly questionI just didn't question itI looked at society and saw middle class and working class and never really identified with working class culturebut that's just cos I'm an autist/failed normie, I see now, not cos I'm middle class
wrinkles above my eyebrow are getting more noticeable
>>202176406be quiet
is somebody gonna match my freak. I am a nasty girl
>>202176343some of it seems like you're doing the grim tasks that people on a much lower pecking order usually do and the money doesn't seem worth the stress or disgustunless you're a specialist in a hospital. you just make the rounds and tell the nurses what to do or even the student doctors and if you're a surgeon you dont need to deal with people at all. the one i dont get is dentists. all that training and money separating them from the riff raff and yet they still have to peek into the mouths of the absolute dregs of society maybe im just too misanthopic and anti social
very firmly middle-class, me
he's gonna take you back to the past
>>202176439same l go to bed without brushing my teeth l'm a nasty FREAK
The dog
maybe jasper does the astro
how many classes are there now then? I'm thinkingunderclassworking classlower middle classupper middle classupper class (basically the 0.01%)
>>202176498Big tune
>>202176496aaw
>>202176496dogbergbergstein
so true
>>202176446I don't really understand why dentristry is meant to require so much training and education when all the dentists seem to do is tap your teeth with his metal pricker and then tell you to brush your teeth more. if you tooth hurts he ever gives you a filling or dentures. don't get it - seems like something you could learn in a year or two.
youtube recs are fucked
need to start work but also want to start smoking weed and wanking
>>202176553it's an absolute joke that they are on par with doctors and surgeons all that education for one part of the body. lol
>>202176569Do it all, I believe in you
probably lower middle class me, come to think of it
not done any work all week and my project deadline looms
remember to do your match 5 today
was George Orwell actually socialist then or?like would he vote for Corbs?
Dreg me
I'm under 300lbs (21 stone, 6lbs) lads. First time in 2 years.Lost 60lbs so far this year.
>>202176608l'll hand this question over the rorke
we dont actually know anything about medicine. all doctors or dentists do is look for a shadow on an x ray and dig it out.once we invented the machine to see into the body without cutting it we just stopped there
>>202176656lose another 60lbs and you'll still be a fat cunt
>>202176656Good lad keep it up
>>202176656proud of you lad, keep up the good work x
>>202176667either that or its just mix and match pills until something fits because we dont really know how they work
dont get how fatties have the energy to eat so much when theyre all so lazyi simply cant be bothered
>>202176656i'm always three steps ahead
>>202176704sometimes i forget to eat for a day or two and then i binge 10,000 calories
>>202176704deliveroo exists
might start columbomaxxing
>>202176656Earth's gravitational orbit being put off couse by you alone
>>202176737love how smug this cunt isyeah you got a lot of youtube views but you still gave yourself diabetes and showed your gross shitty arsehole to the internet
>off couse
>>202176144yo
hate having anything sitting in my in tray. my ocd won't have it i have to deal with it right away. but then im sitting with a clear desk and people start to think im not doing any work
>>202176144yh. this is my daily routine i made for another thread
>>202176737Ill call it now, he recorded the skinny video way before. I havent watched it but idk if he showed a copy of the days paper or something but theres no way hes not got a mass of loose skin
i need sex
ladsnot to be racist (even though I AM) but all the Asians at the office are weirdly puritanical about swearingThey're all in their mid 20s - early 30s and yet whenever I drop an F bomb they always wince as if I had just said the N bomb.It's terribly queer.They're basically kids in adult bodies.
>>202176749nigga thats nutsthought almonds were expensive
>>202176135Netherlands and Belgium I understand, but why the others?
>>202176790‘Stand up’ That’s mad nigga I didn’t know people record their standing up time
>>202176790>americans are so fat it takes them half an hour to stand up
>>202176749>a kilo of almonds and peanut butterfatty
>>202176790why not do work earlier then you can finish at 3
>>202176819when you're 300 lbs it takes half an hour
>>202176802on his tiktok he's skinny doing a recent meme dance though. only way this theory works is if he himself created the dance years ago but got someone else to start the trend recently and if he went to those levels fair play he's pretty fucking committed to this minor bit
>>202176790let us know when you start your standup routine lad, could do with a laugh
Round the shop, you want anything?
Haven't poo'ed in three days
SUCK THE BLACK MEN OFFFFFFF
>>202176848pink one
>>202176848triangulating your position based on the barcodes of those drinks
>>202176092>there was even a pic of two bears fightingbears fight each other, that's not cruel necessarily
>>202176848imagine drinking this liquid slop
>>202176802Think you can do strength exercises whilst loosing weight to prevent baggy skin. Anyway I remember when he was fat someone said he had a mental problem cause he used to be very skinny. And they’ve now been proved right as he’s auschwitz again
screeching at thishttps://x.com/hydratedangel/status/1833681036439327043
>>202176830toilberg gets pissy about wanting us to use pto if we leave early, even if we are done with our work. or he'll try to give us more to do.so i am "hard at work" during the meetings and then for the rest of the day until i leave at 5they only pay me $120k so it's not worth putting in any extra effort
>>202176135any jf flag that posts cp I just filter which were definitely some of these and others just tend to be flags that shit up the thread at some point. I don't come to /int/ to speak to other cultures I come to speak to brits in the british thread, simple as
>>202176892bait
>>202176888not worth clicking
>they only pay me $120k
why doesnt Elon just buy 4chan? lt would cost a pittance for him and he loves edgy shitposting
>>202176888Would love to see you being pulled apart limb by limb by a pack of XL bullys with your guts spilled out on the ground, twitter posting runt
>>202176815almonds cost $4.50 (£3.43) per pound.
for me it's ignoring all youtube videos from older people about "advice for your 20s"fuck off i don't want your advice you saggy twat
>>202176934what's the point of buying a website full of Russian bots in order to fill it with Russian bots?
a ai ags uil dle ie o
>>202176934most of his biggest fans are redditors and they probably wouldn't look kindly on that
>>202176959stop spamming this shite manjust fuck off
>>202176934he's a tool for the intelligence community
>>202176945>a pack of XL bullys
>>202176955memes?
>>202176883ain't gots ta imagine, one monster energy ultra down the hatch
>>202176892I only get paid a measly $93K USD equivalent...
>>202176968>most of his biggest fans are redditorsmissed the last year eh lad?
>>202176955Why do you post here if you're so scared of the big bad Russians? Me I personally like them
ITS DJJJJJJJJJJJJ DIEGOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0FnR4so8tUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0FnR4so8tUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0FnR4so8tU
don't get paid, uc doesn't count
>>202176928>>202176908not baitcost of living is high here
>off-topic>signature use>spamming/flooding>extremely low quality>advertising or beggingall in one post
>>202176997Yeah because you're one of the schizophrenic Irish posters who go on about biodiversity and shit
I was not put on this earth to try in life. No! In fact, I’m going to… NOT try in life :3
>>202176982they gave Tim Pool 400k imagine how much they put into actually influential people
>>202177026fomnyeg
is big bad russia coming for us?
>>202177012>avatar or signature usethe good old days
>>202177051Swing and a miss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbF01xLv7FUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbF01xLv7FUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbF01xLv7FUI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-TSDEEEJAAYYDIEEEGOOOO ON THE TRACK
>>202177067how does it feel to be confused for the most mentally ill person on brit
>>202177013Maybe Reddit would be more to your tastes?
>>202177081Not good :(
>>202177007Give me the monthly outgoings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYIiM6uzcIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYIiM6uzcIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYIiM6uzcIDJ DIEGO JUST CANT MISS
>>202177093Shut up your literally Hungarian
A toast! To /brit/!
why even have an option to report spamming/flooding if they're allowed to keep doing it
Carbonated Water, Acid (Citric Acid), Taurine (0.4%), Acidity Regulator (Sodium Citrate), Flavourings, Panax Ginseng Root Extract (0.08%), Sweeteners (Sucralose, Acesulfame K), Caffeine (0.03%), Preservatives (Sorbic Acid, Benzoic Acid), L-Carnitine L-Tartrate (0.015%), Vitamins (B3, B5, B6, B12), Sodium Chloride, D-Glucronolactone, Guarana Seed Extract (0.002%), Inositol down the hatch
>>202177112Will slap you back to next when I get back home
Any man who wanks his cock off in?
Would like to be an author
might treat myself to a new mattress
>>202177131Ah cool i don’t mind that, I like some of their clothes. And this slap only sweetens the deal…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stc0duKiHshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stc0duKiHshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0stc0duKiHsWE NEED DJ DIEGO ARRESTED
do girls fannies gape when they're horny or is it always the same width?
>>202177148Only on special occasions
>>202177176they expand but "gape" is an exaggeration
>>202177176>do girls fannies gape when they're horny>>202177178
>>202177164it's ironic you say that because I bought one about 2 years ago
Je pensais révéler pour conclure le nom de la femme que j’aimais, à qui ce poème était destiné. Mais je me suis vite aperçu que le seul mot que j’avais en tête était le mot Liberté. Ainsi, la femme que j’aimais incarnait un désir plus grand qu’elle. Je la confondais avec mon aspiration la plus sublime, et ce mot Liberté n’était lui-même dans tout mon poème que pour éterniser une très simple volonté, très quotidienne, très appliquée, celle de se libérer de l’Occupant
>>202177197gay
>>202177093it's more about having to save for retirement because our social systems are so bad
>>202177176Yh i think they do, my ex was tighter when not turned on. Incidentally towards the end of our relationship she would queef a lot. I think she had been cheating on me with a man with a large cock
>>202177213mdr pourqoui
>>202177186so when i was a teenager and getting awkward erections at night or from the vibrations in the car were there girls who had awkward vaginal expansions or is it just clitoral erections
>>202177215>ira
Morning.Is he pretending to be a Hungarian now?
(8) she a sad little sinner in the mirror the devil works hard like my liver (8)
>>202177220>, my ex was tighter when not turned oncorrr no wonder we rape
>>202177250nah, on holiday
Urgh anyone else get unpleasant erections sometimes? Like you’re hard but its not pleasurable or spongy feeling, its just stiff and doesn’t feel good
>>202177249have to support the lads
https://voca.ro/1eXPe75iuWi7
>>202177244yes, but again I think you're exaggerating the impact
Migrants.
>>202177266yes often when l'm asleep
>>202177280gth/f/w
>>202177269Need that pic of our dear Aisha supporting the IRA
m'grants
>>202177250Nah not spaedo. Just waiting around before I go to the Budapest zoo. Any pics you want?
'nts
>>202177305Yes, Hungarian girls’ arses pls
can't think of anything more indicative of modern spiritual malaise than a deliveroo habit
>>202177277just wondering if the feeling of having a cavity expand inside you at those times is as awkward as having a stick randomly appear between your legsthink its quite under appreciated the advantage young girls have at that time in terms of confidence they can maintain
get the 'grants 'nked
>>202177322alcoholism/drug abuse
No toil todayToilberg is SEETHING
>>202177322of subs
>>202177327awkward, maybe, AS awkward? nahhowever I would say you're over-appreciating the impact of the whole thing on both parties, unless you were particularly self-conscious of it at the time
>>202177333>ranking grants1. some science uni research one that lets you goof off for months
>>202177344those things are Lindy and also debauched by nature. the users know they are filth, mostlydeliveroo users do not think twice about the society they are creating
>>202177371me, her, a bridge
>>202177361fuck you talkambout
Quick poll 1. Did you go to uni2. What for, roughly3. Roughly what ranking (Top 10/Russell group/ other)
they're eating the dogs
>>202177394>Did you go to unino
>>202177394no
>>202177394Mind you own business.
>>202177356just think the awkwardness that girls feel is overblown in the feminist media because i see nothing but schools girls running about in little skirts and no tights in the depths of winter. how self conscious can they be about their periods or that. maybe the reason they dont stick in at gym is just because they're lazy
>>202177371I'd let her pistolwhip me
>>2021773941. no2. n/a3. n/aalso FOLC
>>202177394linguisticsRussell group all thing considered was probs a waste of time and money. was a laugh though haha
>>202177402fake news
>>202177394low tier russell for maths
>>202177394NoNothingN/AMummy and daddy gifted me £850,000 for my 18th birthday so I don't need to toil
STOP BREAKING DOWN
>>202177402
bunch of degreeless mongs are we?
>>202177402Stealing the geese
>>202177443odd
>>202177425based mummsie and daddsie>>202177433seems that way
DO THE HASAN do do doo do do do do do do do
>>202177427the establishment hated him for revealing all their murders so they used popular media to invent connotations of the flasher associated with his coat
my pc can't run new games anymorefuck sake
>>202177433nah, debtless adults
as big discounts illustrate moreafter authorities and air sloths learn everythingall aims and will do it now
>>202177394yes (masters)humanitiesdepends on the ranking but top 10-15
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64c6e017ba818#1Think this video really captures the joy of cuckolding from the woman’s perspective
>>202177371grim little pointy fingers
Why is it "mum and dad" and not "dad and mum"?
>>202177394Yeah, ex-poly for comp sciMake 75k wfh (posting on brit with the boys)
>>202177433i did an apprenticeship and got my degree paid for by toil
whats with the raised hands emoji? who raises their hands when they talk?
>>202177471ain't heard about a flasher for ages, used to have one on the ends
>>202177486we aint clicking that shit
>>202177491dunno whys it knife and fork just how it is
energy drink and codeine down the gullet
Sir Mossball Starmer fix the country yet?
>>202177507https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64c6e017ba818Yh sorry bad link
>>202177500it's ripe for a come back. maybe a reddit community where people plan it out consensual
>>202177537>>202177507
>>202177551Cool
>>202177476had this experience for the first time (Deadlock) bit disappointed reallyit's not that it "can't" - the game runs fine mostly but it just doesn't support old gpus so the textures look funnydidn't really expect this to happencba to upgrade really. eventually gonna have to shell out £800 or whatever it is for a new one
>>202177491because you bond with your mum first and she's typically the primary caregiver
wish i could travel as easy as my parcel
Ahhhhhh the shilling the shilling I can't
>>202177491mum and dadladies and gentlemensweet and sour
>>202177583wishawlad?
>>202177421based queen's alumni
>>202177582Wow sounds like you want to fuck your mum
reckon 13 songs is about the max an albums should have, few exceptions
>>202177594cock and balls
>>202177591alri wodders
pepsi max is disgusting
>>202177591I know this is an ostrich but still it makes me miss my emu
>>202177593bert and ernie bodger and badgerdrum and bass
>>202177443Love this>>202177433Got a first class honours (1:1) me.
Corrr imagine how good it would feel to shoot a man in the head
for me its the humble 30 song clusterfuck meant to pump up streaming numbers
>>202177394 first in cyber security
It's really simpleJust don't make the newFree yourselves. Just let goJust don't do it just let it be
any updates on deegz?
>>202177625youre fucked up you are
>>202177613quite like it, haven't had it in years
>>202177604bizarre little freak aren't you
>>202177650still hungover
>>202177613what about irn bru
Fking 'ell can't they stop the shilling ugh
cheeky early newdo i care?do i fuccckkkkkkkkit's friday>>202177655>>202177655>>202177655
>>202177491it's called a binomial https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/english-language-and-linguistics/article/abs/revisiting-binomial-order-in-english-ordering-constraints-and-reversibility1/DF6A2557274D84CD335A9AB113A23F20
juan deeg
>>202177606for me concerts should be smaller and shorter. a close up session with the band rather than a big crowd 3 hours and 2 encores. that kind of length should be reserved for the album but it would require economics to work the exact opposite that they do in the world
There is no chemistry I would sooner or later shoot myself
We'll uh... Get that early new tidied up shortly, folks
t
>>202177668fair
>>202177703dont think hes in mate
>>202177394Yes (integrated masters)EngineeringRussell group with a reputation for being druggy (it lived up to that reputation)
>>202177678don't think I've ever seen a band play for longer than 2 hours
>>202177569don't need a new one though, just get something that was released a year or so ago
>>202175974tiger
urm......
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
>>202177756>>202177756>>202177756
Thank you JannyDelete every newWe need to free ourselves
janberg deleting the new while the old is on 310this will SURELY not result in 3+ new threads as posters scramble to make the new
janny is like brat brit is too cringe i gota delete itrespect for that
in all seriousness, we need to donate to pensioner centered charities this coming winter, follks
>>202177726ive only been to legend concerts
I knew it. didn't want to jinx it but I knew
