black pill
porn gay
>>202182693Would rather be that than a miserable highwit
never failed a captcha
Mental how good the Black Clover manga was.
*teleports into thread*
>>202182693my gf is like that, she's still a lovely person though
what is it with the amount of retards trolling with new's lately?
off to go do some toiling
>>202182693
>>202182693gigacope
>>202182727He's right you know
>>202182740its friggin funny
this is lil Timmy's ideal woman
>>202182740Its literally just Spainpaki.
You might not believe this, but I am 100% Japanese
>>202182729the script fails about 3/100 (made that number up)
>>202182751Silence goblin
>>202182777konichiwa, dude
>>202182751it's not my sister is a GP and is exactly like that, very proud of her tho x
>>202182737GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
>>202182777>>202182777Met a Japanese guy when I was in Iraq so yeah I can believe itWhy a jap traveling in Iraq would choose to announce it on the British culture general I do not know
>>202182693for me it's having an interest in highwit subjects but being too much of a midwit to truly grasp them. resulting in a miserable underachieving midwit
whiter looking hapas, the ideal women
>>202182763this is her without clothes onrandom chinese student sexbot literally constructed for AWC
I can't deal with boy love, I'm but an old man!
democracy simply doesn't work
>>202182814she's 5'8 and only barely gen z (born in 1997)
fake tan hands and a hoop !
HOW DID THE COLESLAW GET INTO YOUR MOUTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJ3JjpZyoA
>>202182769nah it's not even just in /brit/ now, see it on /sp/ all the time now. just feels like one of those unwritten rules you shouldn't do desu
Wouldn't say no to a big poo but alas I'm tooling til half four so it'll have to wait until this evening
>>202177182>>202177182>>202177182
>>>/fit/75097565
>5'8IT'S OVER
>>202182836That’s ok neither do I!!
*strokes chin*
>over 200 episods of this "One PIece" shite is on iPlayer (which is less than 20% of all the episodes in the show)>tried to watch it >it's fucking awfuldo NOT understand anime virgins
No clue what to have for tea tonightShopping toil tomorrow so I've very little inWhat a pickle
>>202182835Travelling to Colombia so I can Predator a couple of these mfs
>>202182855
>>202182881a rather zesty looking fellow
>>202182906I even tried watching One Pace, the fan edit where they cut out all the filler and shite, and even that was unwatchable.
>>202182710ktimwhen I started wanking to porn I wanted to fuck everything now I want to be fucked by everything
>>202182906yes it looks extremely gay and childishand they're making live adaptations of all this crap now
>>202182706>2024>not using a solver scripti hope you KILL yourself, MONG!!!!!
agate ultra data arms depthsas guests call trains bravo rameses aspirations should startbut try crafting grasshopper class each drop or opposite
>>202182897all I'm getting from this is that more native brits are lazy dossers on bennies than I was expecting
>>202182949
>>202182855this post would've done numbers like 6 years ago
>>202182970give me a fucking link to one RIGHT NOW
>>202182835Remember about 15 years ago on a website called the instructables a guy made a bump sensor and he used that picture at the top. He said it was the first thing on google when he searched bump.
>>202182825This general is like those walls in Pompeii
>>202182949We end up self inserting as the woman because she’s the one getting the attention. And wanting to become feminity because in our pathetic wanking state we know we can’t attract femininity to us.
>>202182981screaming
>>202182906I tried to give Initial D a go once and there's like 40 episodes per season and about 2,000 seasons and half of each episode is just flashbacks of the prior episode so I packed it in
>>202182998>wemmmmmm speak for yourself battyclart
might listen to that ricky gervais podcast with stephen merchant and karl pilkington from like 2005 or whenever it was
>>202183016>half of each episode is just flashbacks of the prior episodeDEJA VU
>>202182987https://github.com/drunohazarb/4chan-captcha-solver
cut my finger on a broken mug earlier
weebs are genuine mental defects, I've never met one who was well adjusted
>>202183018When I notice i go down that road I stop myself. Back to imagining fucking rather than being the woman now
>>202183045screamin
>>202183045kek yes
had someone cut their finger on me earlier
cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell, the list goes on...
need a shite but quite enjoy the feeling of holding it in
>>202182980You say that like it’s a bad thing
could never get into anime even though i tried, i don't know why it didn't take with me because i'm a prime candidate for being a weeb, what with my autism and social maladjustment
/brit/'s first kiss
microsoft has lost their mind
jerking off to porn doesn't even feel special anymore. and I hate the high quality porn and the homemade stuff is always the same 5-10 videos circling. Been watching third world porn me, ugly indians or south americans going at it but it doesn't cut it too.
alphabet fridge magnets just rearranged mysteriously to read "bitcoin miner"
>>202183121It's time to consider semen retention.
>>202183089Push it out then suck it back for a bit
sent a girl a spoon emoji on its own because i thought a spoon on its own was funny but she thought i might be asking to spoon with her so she made it very clear that she absolutely wouldn't thanks friendo haha was just sending a spoon but that's good to know haha
>>202183103If we were a serious country we would put all bennie dossers on a ship and dump them on a dessert islands in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere like we did with the Australians
>>202183089I like to show arseberg who's in charge, he doesn't get to bully me into pooing if I don't want to
gen z bossing atm
>>202183141There's this young uni girl who comes over twice a week so that's not possible and I feel like cumming everyday
>>202183121For me it's amateur BBC pornSome cracking French stuff, your women seem to bloody love the stuff
Wrote a comment on an popular Asian girls instagram about studies that show that white men and Asian women are the most sought after on dating apps and got 100+ likes mostly from Asian women lel
>>202183051Virus>Verification not required.
>>202183141no it's not that's fucking stupid shut up
>>202183155you absolute spoon
>>202182998>We
>>202183156Or we would create jobs worth turning up to. If the child is not motivated to be initiated into the village, he will burn it down to feel its warmth.
>>202183165>young uni girlRight well that's code for child
test
i deserve to have been born rich
>dessert islands
not actually watching porn are we, lads?
>>202183171it's the one i'm using>verification required, but done with 0 input from me
>>202183187cor tights
nth for the gyaldem
>>202183155lol oh well rorke plenty more fish in the sea
the new ink
need to be shipped off to a dessert island, me
>>202183199she's legal mate
>The Office of Public Works says €322,282 went on construction and installation, with €2,952 on archaeological services and €10,816 on quantity surveying and administration>https://www.irishtimes.com/life-style/2024/09/06/its-not-even-a-shed-a-summary-of-the-leinster-house-bike-shelter-controversy/We need the English pronto.
>>202183172You can't stop me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtevwfKTjP8mental how normies will never be able to appreciate or delight in japanese flute musicmakes you lol just doesn't it.whilst they are out there toiling in their 8 hour email jobs or making people coffees, here's me, listening to jazzy blues and beautiful idekai shakuhachi japanese bamboo flute harmoniesstupid slaves
>>202183111why didn't he just grab her and go for it? why hesitate?
>>202183166post some links
Unironically can't understand why you'd lie on an anonymous forum. It's so blatant when it happens too. At least come up with a half-way believe lie if you are going to be a gobshite here.
>>202183225>The age of consent in France is 15
lads I've been awake since 9pm last night and I'm trying to stay awake long enough to fix my pattern back to normal.You got any tips on staying awake?
Finally the heat is subsiding. Can go on long incelwalks again
>>202183225Bet that pussy is tight as fuck
>>202183192ah so you're not actually a dosser, it's just the jobs aren't good enough for your high standards?
>>202183248cliché 15 year old solution
the drink
smartschoolboy9 literally gives mi goosebumps. a cold fear creeping down my spine. a cold, deeply instictual, primal fear. it's all an mi5 operation against me specifically. mi5 being directed by the cia.
need the janman to explain to me why this doesn't count as blatant avatar/signature usage.
>>202183217ugly clown
Shisu ken. Domo. this guy gets it >>202183233
>>202183269Well they wouldn’t be for my standards if I weren’t a “schizo”
>>202183278i thought the vaniller one was way better than the choco ones i had
>>202183277well sorry but trying to fall asleep early when you're not tired is impossiblethis is the only way
>>202183278I like the vanilla flavourfull of sugar thoughbeitever
>>202183263she is and she lets me do nasty things to her. pretty smart for a zoomer too. can't be seen outside with her though
>>202183283if i could murder that pathetic faggot i would
anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave
>>202183226cor now that's a quality bike shelter
>>202183308calm down rorke
>>202183283mad how if autists were as dedicated to self-improvement as they are to shite like this they'd probably be the most successful men in the world
>>202183260the final message from Mosley
>>202183310eau du gammon?
>>202183214nah his obvious thighs male definition is off-putting
>>202183303Ah mate Im jealous. Tell us about the nasty things.
do you think i care that my flag doesn't belong here? i really do not.
>>202183278cocio mogsdelamere mogs for half the price
>>202183248>9pm>it's not 1pmThat's fuck all lad. But keep yourself occupied, get up and move around, and the biggest thing to note is that sleepiness comes in waves, you'll be really sleepy and then 20 minutes later you're fine again, just don't give in during those sleepy phases xxx
>>202183352meant now* 1pm
It's a bloody bastard life
>>202183226I know contractors take the piss and all, but I genuinely don't think I could sleep right if I knew I scammed the council (and their tax payers) out of hundreds of thousands of euros/pounds
>>202183337not for me id chew on them all day
>>202183288she cute
>>202183248You might have delayed sleep phase disorderIn which case you should shift your pattern forwards, not back
>>202183226a vpn forgotten a narrative aborted a gimmick in tattersa clue down the swanny
>>202183341we pee on each other in the shower, i insert ice cubes in her bumhole/cunt and shag her simultaneously, i tie her up, we slap each other during sex, she spits on me and chokes me.
Rorke salivating for just a sniff
>>202183384What?>>202183371I can say with absolute conviction you are not Irish diaspora.
rorke going to jupiter to get more stupiderleftypol going to mars to get more smarts
>>202183248do drugs
>>202182693Quintessential Incel babble
>>202183376I really hope you've been getting paid all these years to shill these whores here, otherwise you might be legitimately the most pathetic man who's ever posted here.
>>202183392You’ve just fucking won life haven’t you. Provided you’re not larping.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726198687759795.webm
>>202183337Bollocks, you did not identify his maleness through the "q angle"
Put a video of me dunking a basketball on a real NBA sized 10 foot high hoop on my dating profile and got ZERO comments about it in an entire week. Do women not actually appreciate athleticism? Thought it was a lowkey way to show that I have good genetics for a potential breeding partner but nada
>>202183426mate they're easy to find. 18-20 girls dig older experienced lads too
>>202183396>omds rorke do you actually have a lob on? ffs you benchod control yourself lmao
>Provided you’re not larping.
>>202183392>we pee on each other in the showerGross
>>202183449staged
crazy how normies ejaculate over degeneracy and other normies sex actsget a life seriously
Mind explaining this one then, Rorke?
>>202183449xDDDDDDDLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLE STREAM IS RUINED LE STREAM IS A LIE
>>202183392You should be shot
>>202182897Conclusion: pay Brits higher wages
>>202183459So true, every guy in their 30s has an attractive 18-year-old girl to have sex with
>>202183454>basketballFOY
>>202183392
oh hon hon honje love eet ven tu fire ze icey cubes on meh frum toi pusseaux while we ahr dans le douchehon hon
>>202183506I'm 29. My ex-fiancé ran off so I've been shagging young birds to cope
>>202183499your twitch stream is shit
>>202183452not much else to say really, his thighs are just too mannish
>>202183493what's wrong with your dog
Never catch me opening a /gif/ link
>>202183111Why did she agree to do this when she clearly doesn't want to
>>202183545me when I get to work
>>202183454maybe they don't want to look like they're simping for you
>>202183545so now leftypol is saying it was rape
>>202183493armadillo be kiddin' me!
>>202183543if the replies are "phwoar" and "peng" I will
>if the replies are "phwoar" and "peng" I will
>>202183535You knew he was male before reaching your biased copey conclusion so nah
>>202183420I'm paid in mine and /brit/'s entertainment x
>>202183616rorke's a freak
>>202183599
neve understood how people end up with these barmy sleep routines like going to bed at 7 and waking up at 4i've been unemployed before but i'd still naturally rise and fall asleep with the sun
>>202183634you need serious mental support
>>202183599this is why i could never stream
>>202183642wouldnt be the first time youve slept with someones son you fairy
>>202183661
feel dreadful
>>202183627oh that's meant to be me then is it
>>202183634Corr
>>202183599aint no way bruh
>>202183642>stay awake until 1 am being depressed and miserable, sleep for 10 hours, wake up at 11am>stay awake until 3 am being depressed and miserable, sleep for 10 hours, wake up at 1pm>stay awake until 5 am being depressed and miserable, sleep for 10 hours, wake up at 3pm>stay awake until 7 am being depressed and miserable, sleep for 10 hours, wake up at 5pmIt goes in a cycle usually.
>>202183642ADHD mate
>>202183642Really? FascinatingAnything else you've never understood?
>>202183692in what way?
>>202183738wouldnt you like to know
when i saw the gyaldem spammer post a cropped image of one of them getting fucked with his usual drivel i knew it was over for htis nigga. bro cannot simp harder
>>202183745yes because i want to know if i should suggest suicide as a viable option
>>202183567I mean I get comments like this though haha
>>202183599Obviously a joke, there's no such video
>>202183736how water comes out of a tap when you turn the handle
Why are there so many mentally ill brown people wandering around London, whose idea was it to bring them here? Not sure it was a good one.
>>202183454No one gives a fuck about basketball
>>202183642for me basically i stay up doing shit with my friends, but they have jobs that force them awake the next day regardless and i dont
>>202183630I could tell from the get go, other gyaldemposter has sharpenned my eye. but I still slip up once in a while>>202183659I have the gyal x baddiedem and /brit/ xx
>Wuppertal Schwebebahn
>>202183757Why are they all so trashy
>>202183801holyfuckingsexo
>>202183785mineit was my idea rorke now what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grHZkLaFOY8
>>202183757>Kiley>Leticia>Abria
Quit the fags for 6 months but randomly started smoking again the last few weeks. Going back to quitting them for good this time.
Writing a card for the 'f
wish i weren't so neurotic, i'm naturally inclined to negative thought patterns and there's absolutely nothing i can do about it other than take drugs
Fluoride in the water Micro plastics in the airHormones and pesticides in the food
>>202183826well stop it
Young arses in tights time is it
Rorke radio silent. Speaks volumes.
US Olympic long-jump champion Vaxine Williams
>>202183531You should really explore all your fantasies with her. Use her body.
>black man tries feeling up a white child in Chile>store owner saves her >within 24 hours the black man is lynchedwhy don't we have this sort of mob justice in the UK?it's so beautfiulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yujl8KelAw
/brit/ showing that their tech illiterate and getting duped by video editing like boomer mongs
>>202183867me on the treacherous journey from the laundry bin to the washing machine
Just had a thought lads. If I were to go into women’s bogs and cum on the toilet seats, how would i keep the sperm alive when it’s there?
I'm in my 30s, how do I get one of these 18yo sex gfs?
>>202183920have money
>>202183531>My ex-fiancé ran offWas it perhaps because you tormented her with years of rape?
>>202183881I've ran out of ideas honestly. She's been pushing most of the freaky shite, i've mellowed out with age. It's funny but doesn't get me going more than that
>>202183910>laundry binFOY(kind of)
>>202183939ah fuck
aint no way bruhaint NO way bruh
plot twist: it's candice
>>202183958at least have a car and your own place and just exaggerate how much money you have if it's not that much, it's not that difficult to impress teenagers
>>202183939Income isn't great but I have good savings, do I need to buy a flash car or something? Dress nice?
>>202183953Get her to call you daddy and lick your feet and arsehole
>>202183953Have you tried shitting on her?
>>202183882we have nonce patrols already
>>202184003they aren't mean enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=321G2S5XJ_c&t=833s
>>202183980LMAO
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdrianoStudies/
Any GCHQ man in that can put in a good word for me before I apply for this?
need my bussy stretched
why would you put ice cubes in her bum. seems a bit weird you dirty frnech bastard
>The BBC is funded in whole or in part by the British government
>>202184042
>>202183843The antidote to neuroticism is apathy. It feels wrong to start with but mellows you out if you have the balls to stop caring.
>>202184058bbc is funded in your mum's whole
>>202184042the godless orient
>>202183953goon to 2D porn
>>202184042wanna pinch her belly
>>202183952No it's because I shagged too much on the side and didn't want to have kids yet because I wasn't sure I wanted to be stuck with this one. Aside from being rich she was a suffocating, whimsical dramatic dunce. Don't need that>>202183997I can't do feces, that's too far>>202183996I like playing with her feet but I don't like arse eating, I couldn't kiss a bird who ate my arse
>>202184038Yeah no problem pal
>>202184052So that he can feed them to her afterwards. Any other stupid questions?
>>202184097Never mind. Just read the description and I don't qualify
>>202184042mad that i look like this
How to delete a post
>>202184052Because she squirms in agony and try to pushes them out and my goal is to let them melt inside of her completely. It's pretty funny and cruel
>>202184111they would melt pretty quickly
Who do you like more- Telemann- HaydnAnd why?
>>202184088never goon
>>202184126like this without the " ">>202184126"[DELETE]"
get them sucked
HATE how australian burger places think it's a good idea to put beetroot, fried eggs, and often pineapple on a burger, seriously miss me with that bullshit
>>202184121So over it's unreal
>>202184142right well then
>>202184144reckon I would knock them both out
>>202184142God damn it i need a young legal gf
>>202184121Fucking hate this fucking country
>she couldn't get over my affair
gchq has gone woke
2x sosij ciabattas for lunch (2,5 sosij per)
>>202184038haha i unironically did thisit was good craicno matter what make sure you dont admit to doing any drugs, or being around people who do drugs. not even weed.
'greg' raking them in
>>202184125corr phwoarrr cor
>>202184177I agree on the beetroot what the fuck are they playing at
need to go to bellshill for the job centre
>>202184146>not gooning to pixiv hentai for hours at a timeeven now a year after my peak gooning I can still feel the ecstasy of those final releases
>>202184121what it writes:we need wogs to better infiltrate wog countrieswhat rorke reads:white james bond genocide
>>202184230i wasnt joking.....
>>202184095How about getting her into subspace and really getting into giving her pain, the slaps and more spanking, whipping, hot wax
>>202184267corr show us then
>>202184267proof
>>202184128
i WILL make my bag as a fifo worker
brother wants to become a politicianhe wont say which party but recently he asked my mum if she would buy him a signet ring for £300 (she said now)so im pretty sure its the tories he has his freakish little eye on
>>202184267ywnbaw
>>202184293why are you telling us?
>>202184282>>202184283im shy
>>202184267Yh but are you a man?
if it's a little brown bloke in the same pose wearing blue lingerie and stockings I will crease
>>202184293Yeah definitely ToriesSignet rings are so bent unless it's some sort of 100+ years old family heirloom
youth is wasted on the young lads
Test
eagerly awaiting the new
cant wait for rorke to try explaining this one awaypic related
>>202184304lmfao
>>202184320yh and shy
>>202184311excuse me this is a private conversationjog on
>Richard Moore>@ChiefMI6>Chief of the UK Secret Intelligence Service (MI6). RTs show my interest was piqued, nothing more. He/him.
>>202184121apply anyway, then sue them for discrimination
>>202184375Ok nevermind. Wish you the best tho.
>>202184389>>202184389>>202184389
new>>202184393>>202184393>>202184393
>excuse me this is a private conversation>jog on
>>202184402Haha get FUCKED
anyone been watching the new Slow Horses? the new foppish, cringing careerist head of MI6 is such good casting innit
