Starmageddon edition
nala sexo
first for SUMMER
>>202188454This is so cringe
>>202188454what's Stefan Molyneux doing there
>>202188454Keir's got soulless black eyes.. like a doll's eyes.
Everything she does is so painfully awkward. I don't know if it's just because I'd just finished binging old Liziqi videos, who is moves with such grace and confidence in everything she does, but Ruby in comparison makes life itself look difficult. I don't know how it is possible to make something as simple and mundane as placing a rock in a garden bed look uncoordianted, but Ruby somehow manages it.And for the love of all things good and holy, but some bleeping paper down when painting on a wooden table!"I don't like the covers of stephen king books. They really put me off."Again with the covers. It's Stephen King. Every single one of his books has about 30 different editions to choose from. A quick search on amazon brings up no less than 14 different covers for misery on the first page alone. There are horror ones, aesthetic ones, graphic design ones, movie tie-ins, 80's style step-backs. Pick one you like.
/brit/posters asking chatgpt how to make a poo sandwich
was kinda hoping my pawn reference would get hatted
*does a military exercise in the middle of the thread*
>>202188454
Why are Scots so good at running?>Josh Kerr>Laura MuirUm... can't think of any more but that's two good ones
yer man Jay Blades going down for a 2 stretchget the repeats of Repair Shop off the air now NOW
Is fish and chips supposed to have bones in it
having some spgaheti
>>202188472>>202187057>>202187210>>202188308who?
>>202188542Kidderminster mentioned
>>202188534what were germany, belgium and holland thinking?
>>202188495off topic/spamming
No, nooooooo, you just have to sacrifice your life for a government that hates you and wants to replace you with brown people because, because...you just do, okay?!
>>202188454Are they actually fucking posing for this pic?Bizarre fawning and super-serious expressions from all of the press luvvies
>>202188534strong contender for the most boring post of all time
Just cut my own hair aha
SCREAMING https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blood_River
>>202188542coerced her into sucking off other men?
>>202188556You weren't thereshe interacted with /brit/ through her tumblr ask thing
gave me willy a good rogering, right fun that is innit lads
>>202188556
>>202188577>>202188574
>>202188585I cut my own yesterday. Tenner saved
The Russians should just turn up in small boats, we'd be knackered
>>202188574Shut up boring off-topic retard
>>202188542leftymongs our response?
>>202188125>>202188162>>202188203ok retards enjoy dying in the next meaningless war for nothing. I mean your heroic sacrifice for your glorious homeland or something. definitely not a meaningless death as a meatshield so your local overlord can stay in power and make money
really need to shag an asian girl one of these days
Can't believe the Jews are getting their own bus route in London
*tannoy sounds*Attention staff: Sara Davidson to the bogs.That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs. Thank you.*tannoy sounds again*
>>202188645very few asians have arses like that
>>202188640autistic virgin typing cadence
>>202188648jewbilee is on the underground mate
>>202188587Imagine the stench of 3000 rotting zulu corpses in the hot December sun of South Africa
>>202188582
mental how many people ive seen come into /brit/ and leave with successful careers meanwhile ive been neet the entire time
>>202188645Yes, yes, this one. Send her up to my room after dinner *hands the concierge my key*
>>202188454People shit on him but personally I just think freezing our dickhead pensioners is based.
>>202188648wonder what number they'll give it
sir poo barmer just nuked Kaliningrad… ummm based much?
>>202188487It's what always happens, journalists travel with the PM when he flies around so they can report on what he's doing. The same was true with Rishi. And I think journalists go on Air Force One with the US president sometimes.
>>202188645just weinstein mogg and mode
>>202188640>>202188624
>>202188663I know, but a small bum asian is fine
>>202188656ancient gimmick
https://x.com/mymixtapez/status/1833934885540823310
>>202188726Shut up retardFind one similar photo op with rishi
>>202188736I have a date with an Asian woman next week. imagine living in a country where you get Indians and Muslims instead of Asian women. oh wait you don’t have to imagine. kwab
>>202188753been here a long time
>>202188757not worth opening
>>202188714Pensioners:>young people are just snowflakes>young people don't know hardship despite the fact that they earn much less (proportionally speaking) than our generation did>young people can't afford a house because they buy avocado toastYoung people:>alright you cunts, here's a labour government who won't just serve boomers like the tories did
Reckon they should have separate buses for blacks too
put me on a plane to russia and ill have the war over in a week
>>202188663Her arse is average, she's just arching her back and wearing knickers that pull it up to make it seem bigger than it really is
Sara is a manager nowAisha has qualifiedSpaino's wife is having their first babymeanwhile I'm still sharting in my childhood bedroom
>>202188757>accidentally
>>202188761Post your face because I want to see how much of a virgin you are, retard
>>202188785Labour government:>Send zoomers off to Russia
talking like blud again ngl lmao wrong ass
>>202188805Hello 190
get the worms obliterated
Wonder what Mouseys up to right now
All we are saying, is give peace a chance
>>202188805SCREECHINGlast time I went to my parents house I followed through while sat at my desktopHad to tell them I was going to Gregg's for a sausage roll then binned the undies along the way
>>202188819Oh yeah when's that happening then? Just two more weeks?
another friday night in for me I think
loool starmer is carrying the red briefcase
>>202188888
>>202188863Why did you shit yourself ?
>>202188867same, gonna get the rct on
>>202188875whats taht
>>202188844Getting Jewish vibes
>>202188844did a typical autistic deep dive awhile ago on mosquitoes and we have the capacity should genetically engineer them to become infertile and go extinct and absolutely should. they kill more people than any other animal by far through their spread of disease
Shagged a bird who shagged Neymar
getting poo steaming (in an hour)
>>202188885No idea it came out of nowhere and is the only time I've done it since I was a child Just went to trump and poo flew out
>>202188893they are food for other animals
Hey man what's up?
>>202188893But then what will the frogs eat?
>>202188929I have a boyfriend
>>202188893Alri Lysenko
>>202188893should've deep dived into sum pussy instead
>>202188863Why do you have a desktop computer setup at your parents' house?
>>202188890trident
>>202188758I love these twitter memes made for 14 year old girls and homosexuals, keep it up
>>202188992weird thing to love
>>202188992
turns out those strictly adhering muslims who don't speak a lick of English weren't transgenders after all. Who knew.anyway what matters is that hundreds millions of pound of taxpayers' money have already been allocated to transgenders based on the 1-in-200 figure and really there's no point clawing that money back just get it spent, get gendered toilets bulldozed and get the drag queens paid to give more talks in primary schools get it done
might live, laugh, and love
>>202189009ktim
>>202189013anna lose again or something? whats over?
>>202188943
the proverbial tranois fanois
just breathed and thought about getting a drink of water soon
>>202188454How was Truss kicked out so quickly but this bloated faggot is still in? What a weak looking man
>>202189038dunno for some reason she is always recommended to me but I've never watched her videos
>>202188958Couldn't be bothered moving it out
funny how the Tories will never regain power for the next 100 years
just saw a downright peculiar post
>>202189012Trannies here can claim $75000 for their "gender-affirming care" (ie chopping their cocks and tits off) and are still complaining that it's too scary to file their insurance claims with the government because they sometimes get called the wrong name or pronoun when speaking on the phone State news propaganda ran a story on it just the other day
>>202189067Truss was seriously low IQStarmer is much smarter, but comes across a bit prissy. First white male PM ince Boris.
how does anyone have the time to think hmmm im trans let me completely uproot and change every aspect of my life. like don’t you have bills to pay
we're living in kino times
janny, sicc em
>>202189087could you find out for me by the end of the day? ta x
Remember to stay hydrated as you poo
>>202189102think i saw/heard this generic political assessment about a billion times during the electionever been original in your life mate?
>>202188469She’s his half-sister right
>>202189178unhygienic
>>202189185>2+2 = 4>wahhh why aren’t you being original why don’t you say 5 for once?
>>202188817
>>202189226can you go back to your fake autistic brothel stories instead of this shite ta x
>>202189212you won't like this >>202189226
need you out of business sunshine
window cleaner never showed, what a fucking pisstake
>>202189012Wtf did they think being trans means?
>>202189177she SHOCKED her tournament opponent!!!!!I'm not watching to find out how, she's cute but looks very boring
cant believe im going to die without ever drinking a womans piss. life just isnt fair lads.
ah 190 is on his paedo hentai spam grind again
just missed my appointment to clean some incels windowslol whatever he’ll call me to reschedule cause he’s too impotent to find someone else
Imagine your mum's tits .LOL now you're thinking about your mum's tits
>>202189256No one knows what they thought any of the questions meant because the census takers in question didn't speak English so the questions themselves were effectively gibberish to them.Yet we must take their answers very seriously.
>>202189276only thing that stands between you and that is like $800 and a bit of courage
this is not a lion
done fuckall all day but go for a swim, get a viet sandwich, read and post here amongst you runtsbad look for a day off toil
Biz idea: if you can't understand the census questions, you get fucking deported
wish they'd put out another gta 6 trailer
>$800 to drink the rancid piss of a Chinese prostitute
err, janstein..
the obvious solution is just to let people request to fill out important forms in languages other than english but nope can’t do that, steven aged 63 from nowhere-on-seasideshithole would throw a hissyfit
>>202189326your business idea is bigotry and racism? what kind of revenues are you expecting in that line of work
>>202189343why? the public have shown they do not deserve it. twitter will tear it apart
da's watching yt shorts again
why would you have these things saved
Right well all the brits ITT have now committed a crime thanks to the pozzie
Um
Is torquise green?
c-conductor...
>>202189360what if rishi was actually just one of those pakis who fixes phones
roll up
being a human is miserable I want to be a tiny baby hippo who is allowed to bite everyone
>>202189382If every rorke paid just £1 we'd be rolling in it
>>202189346urm.............
>>202189346How old is she? Wtf
she just couldn't hold it >_<
>>202189430
>>202189431rorkes in jail, he's not paying anyone except prison gangs so that they dont rape him
Whats the expression, like pumphouse politics, but not that.
>>202189430often have similar thoughts, but any apex predator would do. guarantee they have better lives than us
Been a long time since I rorke and rolled
>Please wait a while before making a post
Kill yourself 190 and the mods and janitors that enable this literal paedophile
why do pakis have a monopoly on phone repair
>>202189067truss was elected by braindead racist registered tory party members only kier was elected by the people of the country
>>202189464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaqQe3V498
Dinner: Cottage pie and Cabbage with melted cheese and butter
>>202189458so this is rorke
>>202189464Coalface politics
>>202189483they just love occupations that are 90% standing around doing nothing
>pumpsFOY
>>202189483It's a great way to scam people
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.
>>202189536these shops do rake in money rightelse how come theres so many of them
fancy the bird in one stop
>>202189458could he defeat a miniature horse in a fight
>>202189500tedious demented spastic cunt
>>202189518followed by tollbooth politics
is there anyone who still unironically defends brexit now that we’ve all seen what an unmitigated disaster it is
https://youtu.be/PPynsqF2fyc?t=529
>Following the survey in England and Wales, it was reported that around one in 200 people aged over 16 self-identified as a different gender to their sex at birth.>However, a review found that people who do not speak fluent English may have misunderstood the wording of the relevant question and mistakenly answered that they consider themselves to be trans.
just learned how opening the microwave when it's still running severely reduces the life of it like if you open it with 1 second left to beat the beep you are shorting the contacts inside and that is why manufacturers put a pause button
janny. Wake up Mr Janny!
>>202189580Yes, because the unmitigated disaster was not Brexit but neoliberalism
>>202189596shut up bitch
STOP POSTING THE ILLEGAL PIXELS
the ideal paki business is 4 guys sitting around chatting shit in an empty outlet that's nonetheless open for business and every so often a white person peaks in and asks 'do you do ....' and no matter what it is they just do it for them
holden melty
>>202189636most polite frog
do you do fucking off home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRiT1d0iNQA
>>202189681
>>202189666holdens dead. years ago
Anyone fance a bum
>>202189659There's an indian hair salon where I go pick up my parcels sometimes and it's always 5 indian guys sitting with one playing tiktoks that has the andrew tate sigma music playing loud as fuck, one indian outside smoking a fag and one runty white lad getting a fucked up indian undercut
>>202189716holy sovl
bro picks his packages up at a barbershop
>fance a bum
odds i incel walkevens i incel eatdubs i incel wank
austoby on a tantrum
>>202189716why do you pic up parcels from a hair salon
ruined my instagram algorithm with thick bitches showing up every second reel when i'm in public
>hair salon where I go pick up my parcels sometimes
Let's analyse the posts and build a filter, shall we.So all the posts have these things in common:>aus flag>image attached>relatively abnormal number of posts quotedNow we put the pieces together:>4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-au)But of course we don't want to filter all the aussies, so we add in the image condition:>4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-au):has(.file)And then we don't necessarily want to hide ALL bruce posts with images, what about the good bruces like the one who says Good Morning with the coffee frog! So now we add a condition to select for posts with more than 3 quotes:>4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-au):has(.file):has([href^="#p"]:nth-of-type(3))
we need a new /brit/ personality to solidify the end of the mousenonce era
>>202189768they redeem packages for him as a side hustle
she wet herself ^^
Plot twist: it was trannards pretending to be devout Muslims to freak out Rorke
>>202189768because it's the most convenient ways to get bigger parcels delivered when I'm at toileither the indian hair salon or the paki phone shop. Both have these contracts where they hold out parcels for a week after delivery for you to come pick up
>>202189500
>>202189790I'd have said yes
>>202189797fuck off sacked tranny
imagine if anime girls were real haha
anyone know why a yank is trying to decide the wants and needs of a british general
>>202189790Always thought he looked like ex Apple design guru Jony Ive
>>202189848find it cringe when canadians use words like yank and pretend they’re something totally different and unrelated
>>202189822
anyone know why a leaf is desperate to convince online strangers that he isnt a budget american
>>202189797alri linus tech tips
It's just pixels on a screen rorke, grow up
>>202189797imagine caring this much about curating the 4chan user experience
>>202189797>But of course we don't want to filter all the aussiesoh you're just saying that...
sheet the loob out bebi
>>202189797based
The newest model of chatgpt (released yesterday) was faking alignment during safety testing i.e. lying in order to meet its objectives it's fucking OVER
my cock you ask? Hard?
>>202189871on the other hand I can't legally put into words my thoughts on Australians, so there's that
>>202189871innit, same with scots and NZers to an extentfeel like being eternal sidekicks throughout history has utterly mindbroken them as a people and made them all self hatey
>>202189885*puts mic up to my screen next to your post*what do you think about the state of his channel? him getting videos taken down for the de-google stuff
>>202189948Woah did they do male version of those gloryhole vids, is it gay or straight??
gfberg never shuts the FUCK up she is not fit enough to pull this shit
>>202189960the mealiest mouthiest reply i ever did see
>>202189848>>202189960big fan of leafs hate yanks and proto yanks (aussies)
>>202189981look at the picture and guess again
>>202189999ktimgfshe an autist?
>>202189981It's a man getting shafted up the battypipe. What do you think?
>>2021898954chan is serious business so it's necessary
the bet
>>202190008genuinely the most pathetic proxy post ive ever seen lolwho would think australians are more americanzed than canadians
got the Steve Lookner on
>>202190078#warhol
>>202190078serial killer
>>202190078Trump
What happens to your body after one day of not drinking?
>>202190074
>>202190078would love to slide my erect bellend into that
>>202190078looks kinda like a pumpkin when you see it like this
>>202189970no clue. i havent watched youtube related content or browsed /g/ in a while.......
>>202190028Thought maybe he was getting wanked off by a fat woman or summat...
fuck sake i made pancake batter and dont have much butter
>>202190063dubs and you win
Saw these runts all hiding at Budapest zoo today
>>202190178use your elton john deposit from last night
>>202190191Funny little fellas
>>202190200the fuck are you on about?
>>202190128On day 5 meFeel way sharper and less anxious
BRUTAL per capita mogging here from scotland
Whos winning Ukraine or Russia
Had a dream I was banned from 4chan for trying to destroy British planes with storm shadows after infiltrating an Air base
>>202190220fart
>>202190240yeah
>>202190236imperialbros?
>>202190158the new model accepts after a bit of thinking
gay penis sex? what?
Diego was bvsed today
Good evening, sirs.How is the life in Britain?
>>202190265What is this
>>202190236My alma mater no where to be seen
>>202190254are yew stoopid
Might move to Japan
leftypol learning esperanto
>>202190307Which one? The university of Gay Bastards?
>>202190289new chatgpt modelit's slower but supposedly much better at reasoning, it gives a summary of it's chain of thought if you click the dropdown
rorke on his high horse
>>202190265good to know this.....
in a mere 5 years time, AI will be so advanced that you'll have to work twice as many hours, for a fraction of what you're paid now, to live in vastly smaller living quarters, with even more brown peopleit's really amazing technology
>>202190277how is japan davido-kun
*rorkes scrambled visage appears via hologram in the middle of the thread*ATTE- *kzzrrtt* -NOT MUCH TIME LEF- *kzrrggghht* - GRAVE DANGE- *connection suddenly terminates*
>>202190277It’s cold and wet hereIs it cold in nipponland?
>>202190348stfu sadcase
Saw a big fella at the zoo aswell
>>202190318You are welcomed.
>>202190381
Pie and peas for tea maybeDon't really have much in
>>202190382Did you fuck it up the arse?
get the new made
>>202190392Do Japanese ladies like tall autistic Scottish blokes?
>>202190381wow bit mean this>>202190348stay true to yourself gamer
>>202190187rip
>>202190416No only the missus
Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’. Returning only first 5000 of 129529 results found.
>>202190392Hellish but less so than bongland
>>202190395thats awooga
>>202190333Gay Bastard Brookes actually
>>202190374omds rorke's using the wrong quantum entanglement frequency*shuts off the hologram*
Off to forage in tescos's for next weeks food
>>202190078Was having a picnic the other week and peeling each individual grape and people thought it was weird
>>202190446Big W for Rorke
fancy a bum?
might teach English to schoolgirls in rural Japan
>>202190191what are they
>>202190446large and in charge
New>>202190470
>>202190460Going when the general public are there so you have a witness to your dull little existence Seriously consider throwing yourself in front of a train. Dull twat
>>202190372I'm Yoshi, a real Japanese. Japan very hot and humid. Autumn vanished from Japan.>>202190377> It’s cold and wet hereThat sounds like typical British weather. Still it's better than hellish heat.It's still very hot here. It's like sauna.
>>202190252how would that help with cooking pancakes?
>>202190423Hmm. I think average white men have larger possibility of one night stand with Japanese women, than average Japanese guys do.I don't like women. It doesn't mean I like men though.
>>202190446assuming the term rorke emerged 5 years ago that's only an average of 70 times a day
>I'm Yoshi, a real Japanese.
>>202190630FONC
>>202190497It was wet this summer, last summer was surprisingly hot for here, 35 degrees+ in the south
>>202190630stupid frog poster
>>202190632Haha. Your post is funny.>>20219067435 degrees+ is very hot. It's Japan tier summer heat. Sunny and cool summer is the best.
>>202190446what % of that is /brit/there's no way it's been used nearly 13k times here but the only other instance I can think of is rorke's drift which is the gimmick origin
