skiing edish
this thread will be deleted so fast nobody will know i'm gay
>>202239595fuck off tarq
i like the warriors (1979) but it ain't half a bit rapeyeven the good guys are on it
>Oh hi Rorke look who's finally decided to come out of their room!
>ask a question in /rus/ about russian language >no transphobia or abuse just kindness and helpReally makes you think
>>202239571Anonymous has literally trillions of posts he's a legend
mad how easy it is to lose weight if you just drink gallons of diet lemonade
When you're in the party b-b-bumpin' that beat666 with a princess streak
>>202239672They're unaware of your larp
Well, who needs to go to work to hustle for another dollarI'd rather be with you 'cause you make my heart scream and hollerLove is a gamble and I'm so glad that I'm winnin'We've come a long way and yet this is only the beginnin'Oh, my loveA thousand kisses from /brit/ is never too much(Never too much, never too much, never too much)I just don't wanna stop
>>202239695potato face irish diaspora
>>202239647i don't ski i just like to watch it on the olympics :)
>>202239621yes lad it's bollocks, I have an ex gf who loved them, she'd want to fall asleep over video call and all sorts for some reason it's absolute shite. just refuse to do them entirely, it's what I do nowsometimes I'll get a video call from someone (always a female relative) and ignore it then phone them back a few minutes later to avoid it
>>202239500might join you me lad
>>202239640less pubsless competitionones left can charge whatever they want
>>202239666oh my gawd lois it's napoleon bonaparte
>>202239672they don't know you're a fat nonce pretending to be a woman
post your 4chan x filters lads
(8) i wanna fly you out to amsterdami got a good hotel to fuck you in (8)
>>202239647I'm working class SCUM and I ski. Also do fencing and bouldering.
>after reflecting on it i realised just how insidious it is>it's not like a normal conversation where's theres other stuff going on, physical context, body language, you can come and go from the room as you please etc without interrupting the flow much>it's like being locked in an interrogation room. it's you and your interlocutor, looking at each other in the camera, and that's it. you must talk to each other. you must fill the void of silence with your inane words>this is why it is the work of satan. it is Hell for the adhd-minded
RISE JOYO VATIRA
>>202239748corr bloody hell
>>202239739not very Christian this
how Clarkson, Hammond and May restore Rhodesia in the last Grand Tour episode
>I'm working class SCUM and I ski. Also do fencing and bouldering.
>>202239737/irish diaspora/i/baddiedem/i/cronem/i/diego/i/deegs/i/spaino/i/mindraped/i/spaedo/i/timmy/i/^Netherlands$//^Belgium$/#/^Canada$/#/^United States$//^Spain$//^Romania$//^!!yBCfUJeAF0r$/
>>202239629>you cant delete a post this oldfrick
>>202239748>tattoo no thanks
>>202239714so grateful that i am in a non-video calling familyin fact im in a barely talk to each other at all family
>I ski>Also do fencing and bouldering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlBWpwAA4A
Last year, Sarah Rodo, 23 told how she is not attracted to people but finds objects sexually attractive.She revealed she was in a relationship with a plane - and has travelled abroad 30 times in the last year just to spend quality time with her lover.She says that she feels an overwhelming love towards the passenger plane that she now refers to as her boyfriend. Sarah, from Dortmund, Germany, has replica models that share her bed.She explained that she is in love with planes as a concept, and has "met" 60 figurines and three larger models who she considers part of a "collective being" that she is dating, and so she often refers to her lovers as one.
>>202239737>>202239779samefag
>>202239672ought to move to russia then
>>202239779baseddtfic seething
>>202239748face is a bit mongy can't put my finger on whyeyes maybe
New gimmick should be ready to launch in the coming days
cant understand a damn thing he's sayinghttps://youtu.be/1xcvWmN0Pe4
You'll never guess what this Female Teacher, 26 was up to.
>>202239802>shethat's a bloke
>>202239826gimmick of the year is locked up lad it's hippo rorke and nothing can change that
best piss cider that you'll find on tap in any pub? last i had was inches
WE WANT THE FUNKGIVE US THE FUNK
>>202239748that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman
>>202239672do they know your a пeдo?
thank you, England
>>202239837i love how japs mostly have tiny breasts but then a couple of them have absolute whoppers
I've got a whole chicken in the oven. 1.5kg. I'm going to eat it all and any left I'll share with the cat
>>202239854drumpf could never
>>202239779cheers la
>>202239861Strongbow/Magners dark fruit
>>202239845its more about the vibe
going to have a steak sandwich
>>202239837this is ai
>>202239872probably the most reddit beer going
>>202239779>>>/^Netherlands$/Yep>/^Belgium$/Yep>#/^Canada$/Yep>#/^United States$/Yep>/^Spain$/borderline>/^Romania$/i don't even know what this is
>>202239923fucks sake it is isn't itneed to get better at scrutinising images these days
gina carla i think tonight
thinking about killling self
>>202239929retarded spherical ass bitch
>>202239999
>>202239981you need to develop that skill it's only going to get worselook at the board in the background it gives it away
>>202239823small forehead/large lower skull
This one's for all my mean girlsThis one's for all my bad girlsThis one's for all my break your boyfriend's heart girlsFor all my tear his shit apart girls
>>202239948you unironically drink Foster's
>won't let you filter yanks out in general filter settingretarded
>>202240008posted it again award
mad how there aren't any kings with identical twins in history
>>202239853The infamous "camel toe" teacher Hailey Clifton-Carmack told her child victim he "was the reason her divorce was pushed through" – and because her husband only liked "butt stuff".Shocking details of the Missouri teacher's inappropriate sexual relationship with the 16-year-old have been laid bare in police documents, and it's clear why she's now pleaded guilty to having sex with the student.Pictures of 26-year-old's Hailey Clifton-Carmack's husband have also now resurfaced after the former maths teacher at Laquey High School was arrested on January 5 over an alleged intimate relationship with a 16-year-old boy.Court documents suggested she would dress inappropriately in "tight or low-cut shirts" to show off her cleavage and "tight leggings that showed off her camel toe". Evidence pics are also believed to show the student bearing scratch marks on his back after they allegedly had sex in his driveway.Classmates would even allegedly serve as "lookouts" while the pair had sex at Laquey High School during school hours, court docs added. Allegations against Clifton-Carmack first arose on December 7, 2023, after a student reported the illicit relationship to the school.
>>202239903would just order a cider and black if i wanted that
>>202239999botted the get award
>>202240008girlyou eat like a BITCH
>>202239981>>202240004hands aren't visible too
>>202240023twins are genetic and royals are all inbred
>>202240004once you pointed it out I noticed the buttons on her cardigan are all warped and weird but the board is off as well
>>202240024mmhmm she want sum of dat yung black python, that fresh long baton
>>202239929
any gay men in
Watching the Proms in a minute it's what Diego would have wanted. about it .
>>202240065
ate too much pasta tonight truth be told
>>202239802>all that shite on the floor can understand wanting to shag an aeroplane but genuinely can't believe people live like this
>>202240067why are you posting on 4chan instead of shagging white girls?
>>202240024wtf is going on?
>>202240024>Classmates would even allegedly serve as "lookouts" while the pair had sexwhat absolute top tier mates, he'd better be prepared to die for them
could have been another comfy cunt like australia or nz... but nooo the whiteman just had to give us independence. fuck you nigel
>>202240085tory shite
>>202240110Not enough that you're living to bore us Go eat more until you can no longer breathe
got it on
>>202240079>4chan ChudsHowling at that tranny editor thinking the mainstream is familiar with their incel internet lingo
/brit/'s opinion on Halal Snack Packs?
Show me, show me, show me, how you do that trickThe one that makes me scream, she saidThe one that makes me laugh, she saidThrew her arms around my neckShow me how you do it, and I promise youI promise that I'll run away with youI'll run away with youSpinning on that dizzy edgeI kissed her face and kissed her headDreamed of all the different waysI had to make her glowWhy are you so far away?, she saidWhy won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?That I'm in love with you?
At a bar and this british girl is pouring beer really shitty but she cute
>>202240161t. carb deficiency
>>202240139you can understand wanting to shag an aeroplane?
>>202240150he's a brown middle aged obese incel who lives his mother in the north westhe's never had sex
>>202240204White tits.
Soon be Halloween
>>202240172it's a fake image you dunce
>>202240181looks like a giant, sloppy, disgusting mint humbugalso elton john etc etc
>>202240150later tonight
>>202239854yankie Teresa May
>>202240181Been meaning to ask an Aussie do you guys have a curry culture like the UK? Also do you guys like apple pie?
>>202240261screamingforgot about this travesty
clicked a random womans profile on the comments of this pavement song and its just videos of her wearing nappies for her fetish fascinating
>>202240238you'll be having a meltdown until the sun comes up as usualanother day wasted until you hopefully just kill yourself when it's all too much
>>202240188
>>202240292Yeah?
>>202240156nice rare
Yep. Homealone would have BBC One on right now
>>202240275>do you guys have a curry culture like the UK?as in jeet cuisine? yes.but we don't eat curry sauce with fish and chips like the bongs do
>>202240312yeah. there are some very interesting creatures lurking in the yt comments
>>202240261
>>202240303cope on lil timmy
>>202240261imagine getting to be the ruler of a country but you have to spend half your time doing this shiteI simply wouldnt
>>202240307sex with brown women
Sir lip balm
>>202240238you'll provide no proof as usual x
>>202240346Yup, that's rattled you.
>>202240307jfc
BOWLED HIM
Mousey was kicking off in the pub about chemicals in his drink or something, I just left
on wikifeet
mass reported his posts the other and he was banned within the hour, just report him and his vpn will get rangebanned eventually
>>202240344AI has gonetoofar
>>202240414whose page?
>>202240414freakish poster with autism aura
>>202240206
Just seen an announcing of a report.
you're twistin my melon man
>>202240448Anne Hegerty
>>202240423er lad? don't go announcing reports
what does getting cheated on feel like
>>202240397https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726343061956628.webm
>>202240468>>202240480not really an announcement if its a historical event
doing some agony poosits just pure spice and filth on the way out and its making my lower arse spasm and my ring stingcant even enjoy steamingtoil as one of these seems to arrive every hour and takes about 15 minutes after to settle down
>>202240448lottie lion from apprentice series 15
>>202240423not worth the effort when he'll just reset his router and keep spamming
>>202240489actually based
>>202240485I was cheated on by my ex and the bloke was 3x fatter than me.wanted to kms for about 5 months
>>202240524just curious to see what happens desu i cant evn see his posts just stubs
>>202240514not into feet but utterly based niche wankeroo choice shot my bolt to her a few times
>>202240514corCOR
>>202240514the posh twat
Got the techno on
>>202240489what a show, very basedneed an aussie cricket gf to pummel my nutsack with the broken handle
Scan is nearly done, ladsOpted to do scran instead of the chips so I'll be back in about 10 minutes with the cansAnyone want anything, lads?
>>202240514corrrrrr
>>202240606you to kill yourself
>>20224060650 year old man
>>202240601IDM for metechno is too angry sounding
massaged my gooch and precum started leaking from my cock
for me, it's louisa zimmerman
lottie lion onlyfans
I've even like 3000 calories today FUCK IT I'M GOING FOR 5000
>>202240606>Anyone want anything, lads?one Halal Snack Pack.double meat
>>202240713thanks for your post @unashmedlywhite
catberg swatting at the fly in the roomhope she gets the annoying cunt
snoop doggy dooooooooooooooooogg
ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵇʳᵃᵈ
Hmm
>>202240713mmhmm
>>202240819peado
>>202240813Doctors already knew about this and are supposed to measure prolactin levels amongst anti-psychotics to avoid this.
perfect 1 bed detached secluded incel pad that i fumbled applying for a year or so ago has just come back up on rightmove just as i decided i'm gonna spend this winter abroadlivid lads, fucks SAKE
>>202240813aha. does anyone know the name of said drug? asking for a friend
>>202240817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeJL4o66v-A
dubs and I go to the gym
tonight's cans
dubs and that lad goes to the gym
sometimes in years gone by I would shave, shower, get dressed up on a Saturday night and then get the train into town and just stand around in the main concourse of the station in the hope that some of the lads I knew from school (none of whom I have spoken to in 10+ years) would be passing through the station, see me, strike up a conversation and take me on their night outit never worked and I'd have to get the train home after a few hours of standing around
>>202240860it's 9pm on a saturday mateeven at 1/10 chance that's bollocks
had a few drinks, time to make a Hinge account and I hope I can defy the odds and get a girlfriend with 1 profile pic of my ugly mug
>>202240889good lad
>>202240889cute name, you people are so quaint
>>202240891That's depressing even for /r9k/ let alone here
streamers who eat during are disgusting
>>202239595new BoB scene up btw
>>202240891fucking hell lad
Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.
>>202240962t. autist
>>202240891:/
>>202240891Just go out yourself lad. I do it all the time and randoms invite me to their table and I end up having a great night.
*enters the thread*
>>202240891pathetic if true
>>202240977bigjez.jpg
>>202240891>hmm where is it.. where is my doomer wojack… eureka! this will go perfect with my pathetic incel blog!
nigerian scammer shoving his oiled up third leg into tight young pale blonde katy but it dont fit all di wey in xx
>>202241052while you post on 4chan
>>202240891did you ever see any of those lads?
>>202240891
>>202240891>shave, shower, get dressed up on a Saturday night and then get the train into town do all that but next time try and like go to a pub or club or something
>>202240891Was going to sleep soonYour post inspired me to get the cans to try to forget the shite you posted
202240891least pathetic /brit/ poster
chat is this real
smoking hydroponic wrapped in connecticut shade
>>202241052bros making a meme reference on his interracial racebaiting post in the British general
got an itchy headhope it's not nits
fit ~60 year old GILF was eyefucking me on the train
#bleached twitter wank on the cards
aaaal dii weeey, said the nigerian scammer, shoving it deeper
noiƨivɘlɘɈ nɒHɈ nυʇ ɘɿom ɘɿɒ ƨɿoɿɿiM
listening to the music of robert smith
big toothed women want me
Lefftenant
>>202241194>>202241187The Duality of /brit/
>>202241194while you post on 4chan
21 jump street itv2 let's go niggas
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>202241330screaminghj
>>202241330
I want a Jamaican bong qt
in bed lol
will the real slim shady please stand up
dancehall thumping loud as fuck in the traphouse and tight young blondes are spread around the room some getting shagged, some giving head, some chiefing tooka, some passed outmmhmm it's a feast for my brothas
>>202241325Can you do anything without blogging it on 4chan? Dull cunt.
That Spaino is an odd fella
>>202240891I am going to soothe myself by believing this is made up
started gambling with $10, got it to $2000, but i didnt fucking stop did i lads, gone and fucking lost everything again for fucks sake
my 5"1' gf is shaving her pubes atm
>>202241348i want some jamaican rasta weed in my bong heh
girls' willies belong in my mouth
>>202240891not sure if i believe this story tbqhin first year of uni during Christmas holidays I was in my hometown centre and bumped into this lad from my class who I didn't dislike but wasn't really mates with either. We just had a chat, and he said he's planning on visiting my city with his mate in the future. I said cool haha knock for me when you're there and he was like "haha yeah sure"well we never made contact again after that. there's the story quite boring I know hah xx
>>202241417ahahahaha howling
>but i didnt fucking stop did i lads
>>202241417
>>202241325my name jeff
>>202241435>lets grab a drink sometime!>haha yeah! alright cyatale as old as time
>>202241462if id gotten to 10000 i wouldve been satisfied. thats the amount im hunting for.
90% of people in my class were twats. dread ever coming across them again
>>202241348a wonderful dream, thank you
small bit of relief that Keir did not convince Biden to allow long-range missiles to be used in Ukrainewho knows in a few months' time though
https://youtu.be/fRFScbISKDg?si=rn14GgKz67sauyje
alarm set at a reasonable 12:30 tomorrow
Starmer's woke Britain
Sadly my body freezes up when it gets colder and makes it difficult for me to move.
chillin rn what about u guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z70z6BS4CfE
tell me a fun fact
>>202241579love
>>202241505>dread ever coming across them againI dread this because I was a bully and now I'm a loser talking to likeminded losers on the internet
>>202240181wouldnt eat that slop if you paid me
post more brown girlies please, thanks.
so this is rorke apparently
Man Polish kids here have such thick British Accent
At the pub x
>>202241592https://www.livescience.com/63238-goliath-giant-tadpole.htmlgiant tadpole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELzgEvk31dk
>>202241651whole table full of girls go and bother them
>>202241592https://screamer.wiki/1_Bitch_9_Pups
>>202241651where are your friends?
>>202241660twink death
>>202241666I will after a few more>>202241685haha...
>>202241592>>202241592only 39.2 g of pure botulinum toxin would be sufficient to eradicate humankind. the stuff that bimbos injecte into their faces.
>>202241651approach the qt in white and strike up a conversation
Yeah I'm sure I'll be clicking that screamer wiki linkDickhead
>>202241696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MR2-v4oYg
>>202241651whole table full of lads go and bother them
>>202240307They have the same remote as me. Why the fuck would anyone put a tv in a pub? And I wouldnt pay for those pints, they need pouring properly.
>>202241505Only met with 4-5 of them in the gym when I was between semesters in my hometown but they were all sound we caught up and would say hi every timeThere are 1 or 2 cunts who I hated and we'd see eachother and they'd recognise me and I'd just walk right past them Then there are those cunts who, if I ever saw them again, swear down might have to break their nose
>>202241660yeah I'd shag him but it's not like I would kiss him, okay yeah I might kiss him a little and do that thing where I nuzzle his face a little but it's not like I would marry him
>>202241611Are you bulliedbumholelad?
what a sappy gay film Paddington isdespise Londoners
rastaman prepping katy with oil
>>202241628His spree is at an end
>rastaman prepping katy with oil
Seething right now because my smelly childhood bedroom is cold and I’m a 27 year old ugly khhv and everything is fucking shite
*climbs into Diego's bed to watch the last night of the Proms*
>>202241592The City of Cleveland and nearly all of Northeastern Ohio once belonged to Connecticut.
Mum said she’s going out to get treatment for her melanin deficiency but I didn’t even even think they had hospital appointments at this time. She’s gone out all dolled up as well, no idea why.
>>202241875Turn that frown upside down
Pray I never get so freakish so as to post pictures from a pub here
'plating a bit of the ol' 'cide
>>202241651on your lonesome? where are you i'll coem for a pint x
>>202241704She keeps eyeing me, what do I do?
>>202241875god so glad i realised the grimness of this situation and sorted myself out by 22
>>202241840according to the lore doesn't the guy that preps not get to fuck and preps for another guy?
>>202241875
>>202241907Used to post from spoons when I was an unemployed graduate neetWas unfathomably grimOne lad bought me a pint at least ahah
>>202241928different kind of prep
>>202241909Im with a mate lad haha. Prefer not to say sorry x
I just realised I'm a 30 year old loser that still lives with his mother and my cat is getting old and she will probably die soon
>>202241950you will never have sex
>>202241875kahteem but 29 >>202241927what did you do
>>202241875All I see is "I'm living rent free and mum's making me dindins"
>>202241418'
>>202241927the solution?
nothing wrong with living with your parents in this economy desurents are getting stupid now
>>202241970ktim :/
Only bad thing about living with your parents is it's a big ick
honestly can't imagine why you would consider ending your one shot at the light of consciousness voluntarilyif you are that ready to give up then you have nothing to lose. just do anything
>>202241981>>202241981>>202241981
>>202241975>>202242016went back to uni met a ‘practice’ gf off tinder who I’ve now been with for 4 years
