> hfw she sees your /cum/, editionPrevious: >>202234843
>>202242657We wouldn't have any problems in the world if the US had a fuckable president
blue no matter who
>>202242470 #i'm fully serious, i even know where to source all raw materials and production>>202242498 #thank you, my career will really pop off once i start making deals with the devil
Yes chef
Do you remember when Obama released the bees?
>he's so attention starved he reposts his gay shitlmao brian the fag
>>202242743you are just as bad if not worse than the schizos because you feed them incessantly
>>202242738why do you keep reposting this? it's not interesting or funny
>>202242783It's totally funny motheryaar.
Is mad libs popular in North Americs?
disgusting straight men gives me a boner >>202242743
I'm gonna spend way too fucking much money on my kitchenIt's ok because you guys can stay over for a week or two if you need to
>>202242807I guess if you're a redditor it might be
whats the name of that song that sounds like a whistler increasing in pitch?*phweeeeeeeeeee PHWEEEEEE da da da da da phweeeeeee phweeeeeeeee*
>>202242883CoooolWhere
if everyone were like me society would collapse
>>202242852most people know what they are, but i don't think they're common for people above elementary school ages.
>>202242901Shepherd tone
We're doing alrightLittle jiving on a Saturday nightCome what mayWe're gonna dance the day awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCzVEUlqqAanybody know this groovy tune?
>>202242783like how a child cries for attention, the schizo reposts slop upon receiving (You)s. he was given attention initially and continued posting. me and you have guaranteed it to be posted again next thread by discussing it. do us both a favor and ignore it next time
too much pain
>>202242682It's not Joever. It has only Kamensed.
>>202242922its an EDM songId vocaroo it but theres literally a sound stage right next to my apartment atm
>>202242911Brampton
>>202242914you just described third world countries
>>202243029sooo true
Repost because true
>>202242852At camp we did those often in the evenings. They turned out exactly how you'd expect from a bunch of 14-15yos.
>>202243081Imagine killing this guy and putting his head on a stake on your Minecraft server
i've got tenants
this is gonna bug the shit out of medoooooooooooooooooooo didi didididi dooooooooooooo, doo doooooo didididididi dooooooooooo
>>202243081my old job fired my favorite coworker when they found out her cancer came back
>>202243142Vocaroo it please
I need to breed a blonde white Utah girl
>>202243139but no bitchescurious
Kamala is a qt patootie
>>202243167they want chad, not some finnoswede mongol mutt goblino
>>202243167they don't look like that
>>202243167>tf>tp
>>202243167>utahthis OF slut lives in LA
>>202243168you're my bitch
>>202243167>ThighhighsUna delicia
>>202243292gayyyyyyyyy
>>202243167cornfed
drinking a drink we normally make for canada but the labeler fucked up the expiration dates so i got to take it home instead, very unique taste
Drinking a Belgian tripel
>>202243167they want brazillians
I me mine I me mine I me mine
sometimes i feel like the synth on the ship in fallout 3, everyone thinks i'm a regular dude at work when in reality i'm a borderline freak living off the land and freaking out normies
Short men have a couple of physical advantages over tall men. A stocky, short man is better able to push heavy objects uphill.
>>202243483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMu3SnJL2Bc
>>202242783its super funnyRelease the Bees! XD
i wouldn't hate mexicans if they weren't so obnoxious
This land is your private property? That's cool. How long did it take you to create it?Oh, you didn't? Well, how long did it take the guy you purchased the land from to make it?Oh...he didn't either? Well maybe the guy he bought it from built it???
The most common everyday instance of short men being more capable is in pushing vehicles out of a sloped accident zone.
Coping with being a manlet by performing sisyphean tasks
i may be an incel but even so obese women and single moms are beneath me
>>202243550good song anon, I'm going to bookmark it
What can I do for fun that doesn't cost money and doesn't involve drinking?
>>202243710masturbation
>>202243726beat me to it
>>202243710parks, outdoors stuff, museums, skateboarding, surfing, gay sex
>>202243710knuckle push ups and shadowboxing
>>202243733> beat meUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*huff huff*ARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOHUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA*scadooooosh*
One such incident happened at the workplace last month. A tall colleague had trapped a utility cart on a sloped hill into the bushes. The incline was severe. He was not able to push it up the hill. A short, stocky man pushed it up. This occurs because of the short man's centre of balance being lower, and weight anchoring him to the ground so that more weight could be applied to the cart.
Sexo con spinster
>>202243614>molcajetes as anchors for the ez upbased beaners lmao. also you should set up some usa tents on the other side instead of hiding up in the attic like an incel. set up some friendly banter and immerse yourself in the community that will otherwise run you out of that cuckshed within the next decade
A tall man, especially a thin one, has to apply more strength to standing up and not being pushed back by an object on a hill when pushing uphill.
wish i were living in a cuckshed in the hustle and bustle of the big city
>>202243710Go for a rip
>>202243661square faced germanic queen
>>202243726That was pretty fun. Now what do I do?
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERSIS TIGGERS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS
>>202243710make music
thinking about buying one of those anime pillows
>>202243786jason is spinster. you want to have sex with him?
I played a doorbell sound effect for my cat, and she immediately looked up and towards the front door. I don't have a doorbell and I don't think she's ever even heard a doorbell sound before.
>>202243969explain
>>202243983very weird and gay gimmick you have, ma'am
>>202243969filthy whore
>>202243969people born in 2005 are 20 now...
>>202244043no they aren't
>>2022439694?
>>202243969...4 holes?
>>202244026jason has been gay posting since long
>>202244043and fucked 32 dudes
>>202243969fucking whore
>>202244062>>202244064this is a normie generalvirgins can go to /r9k/
>>202244043just because you've spent the last 15 years in front of a screen doesn't mean the rest of the world stops aging, chud
>>202244062>>202244064her hand is a hole
>>202244137but then she'd have 5 holes...
What do normies do on Saturday nights?
>>202244121i wish it was 15
normies can kindly fuck off
incels OUT
>>202244152if she uses both hands it becomes one hole
>>202244152but you only see one hand in the picture
>/cum/ posters don't know about the 4th hole
>>202243969real answer? she's got a YUUGE belly button
/cum/ is for everyoneincelshomosmexicansnormal peopleeveryone
browsing tinder with safedate™ datascrouge® addon and opponent has this sleep cyclered flag?
i hate women so much
i love women so much
i love anime
>>202244275
damn chinese holding their stupid concert right at the intersection of my apartment
>>202244335>loves me a lot listed lastbros...
>>202244358that's what you get for being a faggot lmao
>>202244335
>>202244335I don't hate women for their retarded unrealistic expectations. I hate them because they act as though their inability to find a partner that meets these requirements is someone else's fault
>>202244415nonsensical post
>>202244335i am literally all of these things except for "loves running" but i'm still a khv.
>>202244485you're clearly not all those things then
>>202244335>self made in a 300-500k positiondoes this bitch really think you can get jobs like that without nepotism or trust fund tier financing?
I LOVE hard liquor, but it does not love me back
>>202244516no she’s just a retarded narcissist she’ll never be happy and end up strung out and neurotic at 50 with nothing to show for it
>>202244335This could be me in a couple of yearsi love nyc
>>202244577yeah but it won't be
Do you feel love?
>>202244335literally me exxept i have blue eyes
>>202244335this is not even that outlandish. get better ragebait where she says seven figures and at least 6'4. she's just describing an ideal anyway, you probably have a dream gf in your mind that puts average women to shame
>>202244598i feel power and controllove is a subset of that
just ripped a NASTY fart that got me feeling woozyhad to open my window
>>202244605my dream gf is my mom but not my mom, you know what i mean?
>>202243867i'm doing black magick on them at this very moment as i type this
>>202244605>this is not even that outlandish.of course it is. Less than 1% of the population fulfills that
my gf qualifications:>don't be a whale>want kids>don't have any bastards>don't cheatthat's pretty much it, i've already given up on the loving me back requirement
>>202244691what a waste of food
>>202244729that was a whole days wages for him too
me? im a volcel
my gf qualifications>be pretty>be nice to me
>>202244729it's just coconuts, gun powder, sulfur, salt, hot peppers, guinea peppers, their names and address inside the coconuts, black wax, and black thread
no one cares what you want loser
>>202244761+ ginger
>>202244691>using indigenous rituals to curse indigenous peoplegood luck with that
my gf qualifications>boost my status and appeal in the eyes of friends and family
my gf qualifications> have a good job> be white> wants kidsis that really too much to ask
who asked
yo momma
I'm looking for a white woman between the ages of 20-30 who is not overweight or obese and has no kidsDo you have any idea how hard it is to find this?
>>202244815i've done this EXACT curse on 4 other people before and it has worked every time
adding canada to the filter list, the garbage to good post ratio is simply too skewed to warrant keeping em around
>>202244895how do you know it worked huh
STROKE YOUR COCK RIGHT NOW
>>202244701and yet there are 3 people in this thread of probably 60 posters who claim to attain to it
playing devil May Cry.
In other news, streetwalkers are finding it hard to stand out these days, because modern women wear so very little clothes as part of their normal wardrobe.
An ugly fat homosexual from /lgbt/ is trying to spread rumours that I'm ugly and fat and that's why we "broke up" (we didn't have a relationship) when he is in fact fatter than me and probably uglier. But I'm just not inclined to stir shit up over there nor to tell people they're ugly and fat nor to gossip. Here is fine because no one knows what I'm talking about and I won't elaborate
>>202244896had to do the same to the bahamas. quite sad.
MASTURBATE
>>202244935and three of them were lying
I'm canadian
>>202244985we dont care
>>202244659coincidentally, many girls ive liked have similar skin tones and wear glasses similar to my mom
>>202245013That's the point.
Has anyone on /cum/ been to a ballet or opera before? I think I need to step up my cultural sophistication if I want to land a baddie.
>>202245043i fucking hate this cat
>>202245078shut the fuck up schizojeet
>>202245033>>202244659it's a well known trait
>>202245078
cats are good, pure and cool.only retards hate them
>>202245118theres something about this cat
>>202245043if you tell a woman you like ballet they're going to think you're a homosexual
>>202245043yes, it's been a while but i went to an opera as a youngin. i've been meaning to go to another one, they're very fun imo. the performers all take it very seriously. i've been to more plays than i can count too since my sisters used to star in them
>>202244920i've seen it manifest. it makes the person violent and explosive to the point where it forces them to move out.i've done it on my mom's tenant
>>202245112i don't hate my mother as a person, but there's virtually no trait of hers that i would want in a partner.
STROKE FOR ME
modern women are based cause they make sexless chuds seethe
>>202245128they are cool and sophisticated just like meunlike mutts
>>202245043women don't care about that. They care about your height, your income (30/hr? no chance) and your status.ballet and opera are just status games to them.
cocks...
>>202245241you go out of your way to feed them and clean up their poopoo, you're a subservient janny in their eyes. not very sophisticated, in fact the opposite
>>202245278What a bitter and reductionist view of the opposite sex. You do know that women are people that can have interests and hobbies right?
>>202245205I theorize it's mostly true when the mother has played a significant role in the son's life
>>202245322someday you'll stop being an incel and understand, but today is not that day I guess.
>>202245241cats are very cool and sophisticated. that's' why the egyptians loved them
>HAHAHA CHECK OUT THESE SLIMY FUCKS. THEY WERE ATTRACTED TO THIS 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, WELL ACTUALLY SHE WAS 19, GOD THESE EVIL BASTARDS, IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTED TO HOPE THEY ROT FOR ALL ETERNITY CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT A 13 I MEAN 19 YEAR OLD WOMAN-GIRLdid millenials really
sick and tired of women
>>202238523LOL
>>202245356midwit projection, wake up rere
watching destiny
>>202245356Lol
>>202243110>14-15yosSounds a bit old for Mad Libs lolI think I did those when I was like 6 or 7
>>202245428they use younger girls in the chats
tomorrow is mexico's national holiday but it was cancelled in more than half of the country because of the drug war
>>202245440lol. chudbros we got too cocky
>>202243983>jason is spinsterThis would be really funny, but I don’t believe it
>>202245519thank you sergeant alfred j killjoy
still don't know how to identify a spinster postshould i look for emoticons or ~what do women and gays mean by adding ~ at the end of sentences anyway
>>202245585ueah thats why a lot of them get really suspicious when they see the girl
>>202245524i want to visit the beaches of tatatatamaulipas but those fuckers are never not at war
>>202244062>>202244064
>>202245524please take your cousins back
>>202244335>tfw I’m too tall and born richIt’s so over… :((((
>>202245640kill him, there is nothing to celebrate.
If you buy yellow bananas at the store you're a fool. You need to buy the green ones so they can finish ripening at home.
>>202245640VGH the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the bit SHITTY
>>202245640they're chilling, happy in the streets while you seethe in your mom's apartment using their magick in hopes they leave. embarrassing really
>>202244985Proxy off, Brian
>>202245704i've finished my curses i just have to take them outside now
ayo dis nigga making coconut bras for hisself and his man boobs!
>>202245727chicago is nice just don't live around mexicans >>202245735they will leave. there will be destruction and chaos.>>202245741ain't me
I went to the farmer's market today and there was just plain down-to-earth white folks.
>>202245749what does the devil's coconut do?
>>202245800see >>202244895
>>202245795grim
>>202245524In Canada, we cancel our national holiday because it’s seen as too nationalistic and chuddy; that Canada should be condemned as a “settler-colonial white supremacist state” (if only LOL)
>>202245783>there will be destruction and chaosthere will be 4 moldy coconuts on the ground in about a week's time, unless the garbage man throws them away sooner
>>202245800
>>202245795my favorite farmers market in chicago is run by ukrainians. which is funny because i thought they were amish cause it's in the name but they just buy from the amish in indiana
>>202245832Yuck!
>>202245832you don't know the power of afro-caribbean sorcery. everything is energy.
>>202245858jokes aside I have a friend who dresses like that, his therapist told him that he only does it to get some attention.
>>202245889Don’t you have to grow out an afro to practice their magick
it is the duty of the white man to have sex with asian woman
Brian be like "wooo ooo oo, I put my chi in these coconuts"
cant stop thinking about this poor girl getting bullied by chuds
>>202245889explain the current state of literally every caribbean island being a shithole if their magic is all powerful
>>202243614>>202245804understandable, I would shoot in the ground to scare everyone to be quiet, it works.
>>202245945to make gentlemen?
>>202245957Imagine if everyone in the U.S. had nuclear bombs. It’d be chaos. Aryan societies are only orderly and functional because exclusively the upper echelons are powerful mages, and the plebs are kept in the dark.
>>202245979we pop shots too to keep out californians and left leaning women. they can stay in the containment cities
>>202245949
>>202245949sad
>>202246066checked
l see a leaf, l hide the post. simple as
>>202246068for canada yes sad but i dont grieve they voted for it
i need a submissive asian wife
>>202245957the ones that are just Caribbean are ok, the ones that are afro...well not so great.
>>202245979A few years ago, I had a prostitute move in the next door apartment, and she’d be screaming while getting fucked almost 24/7. Eventually, I figured out I could get her to shut the fuck up by blasting Islamic nasheeds at full volume (not Muslim; it’s just funny)
>>202246129did you ever jerk off to her moans
>>202246129lol
>>202246157No, I don’t find it erotic to masturbate to another man fucking the whore neighbour while I sit in a cuck chair on the other side of a wall
at least im white
>>202246129I wonder how much you'd hate sex if you did it constantly
>>202246186well i would have jerked off to it
>>202246196I imagine she must have been all raw and sore down there from doing it all the time. I don’t think the human body is designed for sex that constant. A few times a day is one thing, but all the time? She didn’t even seem to sleep; maybe she was up all day and night on meth or something
i will never have a hapa gf and that bothers me immensely
neighbor*
>>202246263im glad youre suffering
>>202246263
>>202246272we use british spelling here
>>202246263get yourself some trans from the favela or something.
>>202246302megumin might be smart but she still needs a spanking
>>202246302boohoo nigga
>>202246302>>202246278do i give a fuck? no
edibles have been taken
>>202246305It’s not really particular to the United Kingdom. American spelling is different because Americans did a spelling reform, so there’s American spelling, and normal English spelling that’s used everywhere else that speaks English
>>202246368dude weed
>>202246372Because Americans are smarter than europoors and their hangers on
finns are mongols so it wouldn't even be racemixing to impregnate a japanese or any asian girl
>>202246381
do me a favor and dial 516-922-WINE
>>202246368people here are starting to use thc vapes trafficked from the usa.
for me it's a cuppa tea
>@AP>Oregon DMV mistakenly registered more than 300 non-citizens to vote since 2021
>>202246409You’re more your own thing than Mongols per se THOUGH
PLEASE remember to not insult Mexican-Americans and Mexican immigrants anymore. We're trying to turn them against black Americans, and our efforts will be for nothing if we keep treating them no better than we treat black people.Yes, obviously we'll also sweep the Mexicans out of the country down the road, but we have to be realistic and defeat one enemy at a time. We can't take on the whole invasion at once. Remember:>Mexicans = Good, future Republicans = befriend for the time being.>Black people, Central Americans, White lefties = evil = time to put in camps???
>>202246477black people have been here since the founding though
>>202246477i dont care
>>202246477I hate them because they are the assholes who bring illegal weapons for the narcos here.
>>202246409come home white man
>>202246409VGH, the whores of finland...
the only true americans are the original anglo settlers and their slaves
I don't know why this content is recommended in my account, who the fuck is watching this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aceV7QQd8Cc
>>202246477If you look at the longer term trends, the real migrant crisis in America will turn into an East Asian, South East Asian, and South Asian problem, like Canada. Net migration to/from Mexico is negative, and the African American population has sub-replacement fertility. You need to close the floodgates to Asia, or you’re going to experience a leaf-style jeetpocalypse
>>202246566The helots weren’t counted as true Spartans. Farm equipment doesn’t get a say in how things are run, nor a claim to in-group identity.
the problem with /s/ is that more modest looking girls are very rare, like most of it is onlyfans bimbos
you cant get addicted to weed
>>202246566>their slavesNo. They were 3/5s of an American.
>>202246566negro worshipper
>>202246614cope. black americans are real americans
No one answered my state-to-live-in question today.I have failed
Thinking about how the N cattle preferred 1/4 pounder burgers to 1/3 pounder burgers, as they didn’t understand how fractions work
>>202246467yeah, I know, just some silly joke to counter the elliot rodger argument>>202246521if I were move to USA I would unironically live in these place or alaskahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Alaska
black americans were here before you
>>202246626you can get addicted to literally any substance that provides a dopamine hit. doomscrolling, food, caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, etc
>>202246702if you are talking about the continent, technically we have been here longer.
>>202246685That's because nigs don't know math, so they see 4 and go "That's bigger than 3".
>>202245932>>202245947>>202245957i will explain after i drop these off. i need to do this before the sun sets.
>>202246702Wrong, I’m founder stock patrician
Embutido cárnico
>>202246665live in a state of despair, incel
>>202246743are you an eskimo?
>>202246702you can tell this guy is a negro
timmy too afraid to say the n word lol
>>202246664no they're not and also go back to red.dit
>>202246522the one in the middle just won the miss suomi national beauty pageant
>>202246730Taconig, you're part Spanish and Portuguese.
chuds can't handle truths
>>202246735And now what? You throw them to the people?
There's a big difference between conquering an uninhabited continent and turning it into the single wealthiest and most powerful nation in the history of the world, and illegally migrating to an already-developed nation to sign up for welfare. Goddammit. Every time I see a Honduran or a Haitian or a Filipino, I just want to bash their stupid face in. They know nothing of what it's like to build something of their own. All they want to do is coast off the hard work of others.
>>202246792why are they making such weird faces and also it's racist for them to not be black women
>>202246759No. Also, the Eskimos/Inuit are Siberians who only settled what’s now Nunavut around the 1400s, around the same time that the Norse were active in the area. There were other people there before the Inuit, but the Siberian Eskimos killed/replaced them, and settled the land.
>>202246735>waiting out the mexicans so they don't see you walk out with your incelcoconuts
>>202246825>also it's racist for them to not be black womenThat's why they won a beauty pageant.
>>202246807and a portion amerindian, so we've been here longer.
>>202246819gonna laugh if brian gets shot by a bunch of mexicans
>>202246822>All they want to do is coast off the hard work of others.It’s called stealing our inheritance, which our ancestors built for us.
>>202246856You're a mutt, not a pure blood. You have no claim to shit.
>>202246875huh whatever happened to Esaufaintly remember he had something similar
whos drinking alcohol
>>202246858no, Mexicans are supertitious, the devil's coconut would win.
>>202246906losers
>>202246906yo
>>202246885but my great-great-great-grandfather was a nomad from the north, so we've been here longer.
>>202246906It’s 3pm
The absolute, immutable truth of American race relations is that they need us. We do not need them, for anything. Literal paradise is on the other side of being free of them.
>>202246906i am drinking flavored water with artificial sweeteners
>>202246943You're not your great-great-great-grandfather, you have no claim to anything, mutt.
>>202246885Schizojeet having a meltdown over the fact that he has to go back (and will)
>>202246875This. If these dirty savages want the good life, they should work hard for it like our own ancestors did. We need to kill this attitude of entitlement we're seeing amongst today's migrants.
Where new
>>202246971yes, I have
where is it
>jeet calling others muttsLOL
>>202246978blacks built america
>>202246976Pure white, fag.>>202246997No, you don't. You have as much of a claim as the rest of us.
>>202247031>uswe're not smelly brownies like you, freak
>>202247026EVERYTHING IS MADE OF COTTON!!!
>>202247031>No, you don't. You have as much of a claim as the rest of us.I'll tell you something, I only go to the USA to buy cheap electronics, I wouldn't like to live there, maybe visit some friends in New York but nothing else, I am talking about mexico
are you drinking alcohol because you're depressed?because it won't help.
>>202247026They didn't, that's just some shit that people say.
>>202247055*Shit that stupid people say
>>202247054>are you drinking alcohol because you're depressed?I only drink when I'm celebrating with friends and family.
>>202247026Crazy how Africans built America, but Europeans had to build Africa for them
im getting cooked on reddit
>>202247082Crazy how the Dominican Republic is pretty nice, but haiti is a shithole where they eat mud
im getting cooked by reality
>>202247050Nig spotted. You're deflecting, because you know that white is right.>>202247053And you have no claim to being here first, as you're not a pure blood.
>>202247123Don’t forget eating each other :)
>>202247160>>202247160>>202247160>>202247160
>>202247123dr is a trash filled crime ridden shithole, why do you think they all come to nyc and see it as a paradise
>>202247139>And you have no claim to being here first, as you're not a pure bloodI have been here first because my ancestors lived on this land first and my ancestors from europe came here before the english so if we have been here longer
for me it's last
