the new standard edition
Just wanna die.
Israeli supremacy and longevity edition
The Gazan genocide btw
going to burn your boardwalks and eat your otters u prick
>>202252830Don't see LLMs making this do you
I have studied the Zohar and Kabbalah and it's pretty interesting stuff.That said this racist Israeli isn't adding any good to this world and is actively tarnishing the reputation of Jews by his thoughtless actions.
>>202252872Muslim lies exposed. They're also supposedly starving but have one of the highest obesity rates in the world
>>202252872200k people killed in under a year, over 50% of which are women and children.You are extremely evil and the entire world knows it.
>>202252861ktim
i don't like jews or muslims, but i dislike jews slightly more
Mental how the zohar and kabbalah predicted string theory, evolution, the big bang, almost as if "science" is a jewish con
>>202252911ktim
Business idea: death camps for all "it's just a prank bro" youtubers
SH2 Remake looking pretty great, eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQqInnJOpOI
Don't like anyone really. Except you x
>>202252903According to pallywood hahahaha. You're fooling nobody mohammed. Your taqiyya is easily detected
>>202252926I'm white and British. Literally nobody under 30 outside of Israel or the USA supports Israel.
business idea: Chebbs
>>202252934Sure you are mohammed
>>202252923james's hair looks stupid and doesn't suit his face, mad how the 2001 opening cutscene where he looks in the mirror looked more realistic than this
>>202252925im stealing this line
>>202252944Why are you so racist? Where is your humanity?
killing my dog to prove a point doesn't make sense
>>202252737>on october 7all of a sudden, for no reason at all?
>>202252975For Israel (and their puppet America), history began on October 7th.
>>202252954just like your stole my heart ahah xx
>>202252975There must have been a reason why muslims raped all those english girls according to your logic I suppose. There is no reason. They are animals. Surely you should know this. Probably just another mohammed
Honestly I'm sick of racial conflict and discrimination.Catching the next flight to Brazil and I'm never coming back.
People with tattoos are more likely to be mentally unstable. That's why I left a doctors appointment abruptly a couple years, because I glimpsed a collection of tattoos on my doctors arm. I'm just being rational, and following the data/science. And my gut instinct.
im going to learn how to make a real gun because air rifles are a kids toy
>>202252986>anti semitic nazi world jewry tropesA side effect of being an inbred muslim
>>202253004if you keep kicking a dog its going to bite you
>>202253004>Whataboutism
>>202253026The dog is rabid already and bites at will without provocation.>>202253031It just destroyed whatever little argument you were trying to put forward, mohammed
>>202253004the only reason muslims (and brown people in general) are in white countries is because of jewish meddling, stop me if this sounds weird but i'd rather blame the masterminds behind it rather than the mindless minions doing their bidding
>>202253025AIPAC isn't an "anti-Semitic trope" it's a real organisation which Israel uses to control the majority of US politicians when it comes to the issue of the Israeli occupation and genocide of Palestine.I have no problem with Jews whatsoever. I long for the day of a single Palestinian state from the river to the sea where Muslim, Jew, Christian, Atheist all live together in peace.
>>202253045why do you keep relentlessly provoking it then
roses are redracism is good
>200k in a yeareven if thats true (which l doubt) Rwandans killed 500k in a few months with machetes so the jews are being lazy
>>202253076>roses are red>racism is goodhave you seen the all black version of robin hood?
there's a girl I could invite over for sex, but I just don't think it's worth the troubledon't find her massively attractive and it would be hours of socialising when I could just have a wank
>>202253061Your own governments imported them. Not out fault or problem. They're your pets.>>202253063AIPAC isn't the only lobby though in the US. Get out of here with your nazi tard conspiracy theories>>202253068If you know anything about history you'll know as soon as the state of Israel was established arabs attacked us. They cannot beat us in a actual war so they use proxies and palestinians to do their dirty work and try to portay an image that'll put them in a good light. You fell for mohammedan propaganda. Doesn't matter as we will always defend ourselves, with or without western support. You need us, not the other way around.
>>202253076>roses are red>racism is goodshlomo shekelstein in the mud
>>20225309740k confirmed dead, 60% of which are women and children. This is according to the UN.4 - 5 times as many people missing and presumed dead buried under rubble. They aren't counted in the main UN figures because the bodies are yet to be found and won't be until the rubble is cleared.But if you include them it's easily 200k - 250k dead.
>>202253118our own governments are jewish, that's the problem.
>>202253114who asked?
there's absolutely no way 200,000 people have died in Gaza in a year lolI'm doin my own research on this
Why is racism bad but war against other people is okay and justified?You’re not allowed to dislike someone because of what they look like but you’re allowed to murder them because they were born in a different country to you and politicians say it’s okay?
Currently looking at a job that pays $130k/yr and I’m qualified for it but the work is hard as fuckThink I might just stay with current toil, also what sort of lifestyle would 130k you in the UK? Could you live somewhere like Mayfair?
>>202253118You're calling me a Nazi for pointing out that AIPAC exists. Meanwhile you are literally committing a genocide, ethnic cleansing, apartheid, and running death camp prisons where IDF soldiers torture and rape Palestinian children who haven't been convicted of any crime. And then the rapist soldiers get TV interviews as heroes for doing it.
As of September 2024, the estimated 2024 death toll in Gaza has surpassed 40,800 according to multiple reports, including official sources like Gaza's Health Ministry. Additionally, the number of wounded is estimated to be over 94,000.So, clearly not 200K
>>202253163not sure you can buy things with USD in the UK mate so you'd be fucked
>>202253171See >>202253138Those figures don't include the missing/presumed dead, with which the figures are 200k+
>>202253145Delusional
>>202253155yeah mate everyone says war is OK dumb frogposter
>>202253182Don’t fool around with me.
>>202253163
>>202253189Total number of deaths and missing persons: Approximately 2,406 people.This figure comes from the latest reports from the United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA)
Zionism was literally promoted by the Nazis btw
>>202253163Not mayfair but you could build a property empire in hull after about a week
>>202253192But they’re waving Palestinian flags in the street and putting Ukrainian flags in their bio. They support them in wars and the other people are the bad guys who should be killed. Doesn’t make sense
>>202253190why else would they bow to your every demand?
>>202253164The Irish National Caucus also exists, as do many others. The only reason you single out AIPAC is due to the fact you're an anti semitic piece of shit
>>202253238didnt we just stop sales of some weapons?
>>202253227Damn I thought like 50k was a good salary in the UK, how much do Mayfair residents make? Could I afford to live in the old city of York on 130k? This is all hypothetical of course as it’s not a WFH job it’s a high voltage electrician job but I’m just curious
>>202253308
>>202253280No, I love Jews. I have no problem with Jews. I have (anti-zionist) Jewish friends in my life. I have a problem with genocide and apartheid.I single out AIPAC for supporting genocide.If the Irish did a genocide I'd say exactly the same thing about the Irish National Caucus.You don't get special treatment for being Jewish. You're no different to any other ethnicity. Only the lowest IQ racists treat people differently for being Jewish.
opioids are good for you and you should take them every day
>>202253329>I'm not racist, I have black friends
>>202253308>York on 130kyes>Mayfairidk but probably mostly inherited wealth
>>202253347Do you have Palestinian friends? Or any non-Jewish friends?
on ket lads
even if all the palestinians were killed there's still a dozen other muslim shithole countries
smoking weed and smoking my vape
even if all the brits were killed there's still a dozen other european shithole countries
mad how a muslim woman in lsrael has more rights and freedom than if she lived in any lslamic country
If it were up to me I would arm israel until they were about to beat Palestine, then I would arm Palestine until they were about to beat Israel, then I would arm Israel until they were about to beat Palestine, and so on and so fourth
>>202253410this is false. she can't vote, she cant buy property in Jewish settlements, she can lose her home if she leaves it unoccupied, she can't use Jewish only roads, she faces the risk of being murdered by Jews on any day.
Beatles made 1 single violent song on an album with 55 songs and hippies killed a pregnant woman and dismembered her because of it
>>202253398
>>202253431this is false
>>202253398>a dozen other european shithole countriesFrance, Belgium, Netherlands…?
>>202253442liar
>>202253432Yeah and Jeffrey Dahmer raped and ate those boys because the chocolate factory put him on the night shift
soviet anthropologists opened the tomb of tiimur, a mongol conquerer, and an inscription in his tomb read whoever opens his tomb will face an invader larger than himthe same week adolf hitler declares war on the USSR and the german army move east in the largest and most brutal land invasion in historysends chills up my spine
>>202253464Is this true?
Why does everyone have autism or ADHD nowadays they were much rather when I was growing up
poo wang flan ain't nuthin ta fuck with
>>202253461muslim women cant vote in lsraeli elections?
>>202253503*much rarer fuck autocorrect
ANONS I CAN'T BREATHE! I'M GOING TO DIE IF I DON'T GET PUSSY RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!!!
>>202253499He did rape and eat boys. And he did work the night shift at the ambrosia chocolate factory in Milwaukee.I’ll let you put two and two together.
>>202253308>cheapest flat for sale in mayfair550 sq ft £850khttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146773421#/?channel=RES_BUY>cheapest studio flat for rent in mayfair318 sq ft £2383/month
>>202253515Yes. Most can't. Israel uses an apartheid system where different non-Jewish residents have different rights.
>>202253503Have a theory about this, want to hear it? Alright, there are plenty of people with a genetic predisposition toward those kinds of traits. Sometimes they had so many of the genes in the past that even pre-psychology times people recognized that they were mad men. Then TV and the internet came around but mostly TV. Then kids with some of the genes necessary for them were conditioned from very early on to process TV information (flashing lights, different camera angles, odd time shifts, everything on screen matters) and developed either autism, the blessed ones, or ADHD, the cursed ones.
>>202253558>cheapest studio flat for rent in mayfair318 sq ft £2383/monthhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137172527#/floorplan?activePlan=1&channel=RES_LET
>>202253561but the lsraeli parliment has muslim members
>>202253558Fucks sakeI want to burn Mayfair down now
If you're predisposed, the information processing patterns that watching tons of TV early on cultivates is 1:1 with autism spectrum. 70% genes, 30% Doug marathon.
>>202253580That doesn't disagree with my point at all. A small number of Muslims who obtain Israeli citizenship have voting rights and can stand as politicians.But the majority of non-Jews are forbidden from voting and much more besides.
>>202253503Think it’s just diagnosed more. Dadberg 100% had the autism but he’s never going to get diagnosed with it. Anyone who was autistic just got called “a bit odd” or a nerd 40 years ago.
>>202253548Never hear about a Toblerone factory man murdering and eating boys do you
Bro is just now realising that in an ethnostate, ethnic + religious minorities have fewer rights
>>202253581Move to new england
having a muffit of tea
>>202253155You know whats weird? Tolerating, encouraging and even celebrating the replacement of a native population is seen as good and progressive. But simply wanting the people replacing you to return to their homelands is seen as unacceptably evil and expressing such opinions is worthy of punishment
drinking a coffee instant type 0
10 years ago Russians and Ukrainians were playing Counterstrike together, playing Skyrim, going to school, having a happy lifeNow they're shooting each other dead in trenches while screaming and begging for their lives
too much hatin and not enough love
>>202253643whats a muffit
>>202253503I was having a meeting with someone at the job centre and he asked me if I thought I had anything like that. I told him I was just a loser set in their ways through years of isolation and anxiety.
>>202253663very sad and all that but not my problem is it
>>202253663Woahh....
>>202253663
>>202253530Just watch a video about the Sandown Clownpretty creepy
>>202253685Are Maori girls sexy
tfw my penis looks like Baja California
Nose is extremely itchy but I can't touch it else it starts bleeding
>>20225366310 years ago ukrainians were revolting to remove the russian puppet
>>202253581I looked into it out of interest and the majority of Mayfair is owned by this kid, Hugh Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster. He is or was the richest person in the world under 30.
>>202253663yeah? 2014? ukrainians and russians living happy together?stupid fucking cunt
I have never left Laurentia in my life.
>>202253700if you like dark hair, big noses and freckles
imagine being on the back of a panzer sweeping across the plains of eastern europewhat a trip
Ww2 has become this strange extremely over used and romanticized cliché it genuinely annoys me when I hear any of the usual tropes about it.
>>202253727i call him Hugh grosslyvainor
i hope when I die, instead of ceasing to exist for the rest of eternity, that I get to reincarnate or get isekai'd, or advance to a higher form of being, and finally get to live a happy life full of joy and friendship and new experiences
My penis looks like an island located off the northeastern coast of New Caledonian at coordinates -20.6270801, 166.3051900 :/
>>202253770Me reincarnating and a 6'0 Chinese gigachad in Chongqing China
>>202253764fuck up
Now, Vietnam... That was a WAR.Plucky poor underdog peasants against evil alien imperial invaders who would murder and rape their women.It's even crazier when you realise the Vietnamese did it 3 times in the 20th century - against France, against the USA, against China - and won each time.
>>202253788It really is cringe anytime someone starts talking about it.Its like I kind of dont give a shit about ww2 because everyone likes to highjack it for their ideologically motivated purposes
>>202253794looks like every other ai girl
>>202253794can't tell if this is AI generated or severely photoshopped
>>202253794Mad how AI can now produce almost indistinguishably realistic faces but can’t figure out how fingers work
>>202253804I agree with youdon't know why you rattled the runt cage with that take
>>202253780Pretty normal penis aside from the strange growth
>>202253811>>202253812>>202253823sorry posted this in the wrong thread x
>>202253823you ever play with a cat and notice how freaked out they are by our hands? giant humans hands must be terrifying to basically every species of animal and birds, too
>>202253811yeah, I don't see many unique faces by AI slop
>>202253804>>202253828fuck off to /cum/ then before i do my gay porn dance
I get extremely scared in the dark, I imagine terrifying images and entities watching me and coming to harm me that words can't describe
>>202253865m-mein fuhrer... you're already doing the gay porn dance...
How does one create an AI image?
>>202253890whisper magic words into the computer and give it a rub
>>202253880He ded at the end?
>>202253880kino
>>202253880what are they fighting over? how much turmeric to put in their curry?
>>202253780my penis is the size of that island
>>202253880Is the big guy his friend?
>>202253880That stinkjeet shouldnt have fucked with Jackie Chan
>>202253890yeah
this is my vibe
my feet look like Cornwall
>>202253890Go to /g/, download GitHub and Python and then follow the instructions in the OP of the Stable Diffusion general (/sdg/) for setting up Stable Diffusion.
>>202253880me in the iron maiden tshirt
Can learn a lot about someone by what language they say they're learning French/Spanish = normieGerman = slightly more interesting normie Welsh / Latin = weirdoChinese = giganerd with a 150 IQ yet manages to be insufferable to talk toJapanese = weeaboo sex pervert virginRussian = RED FLAG ALERT RED FLAG ALERT it doesn't matter if you genuinely enjoy the volumes of russian literature, people with assume your are a putinist Z-PATRIOT
>>202253801I was just pacing around, muttering like a mad man, thinking about how the Vietnamese are the most respectable people on the planet.
reckon my brain stem is completely fossilised at this pointnot a single animal instinct left in mei'm a frontal lobe on stumpy legs
>>202253957Cornish?
this is my willy, this is my bumthis is for pooing, this is for cum
>>202253970Basically just Breton without a french accent and nobody actually speaks it.You're lucky to spot it on signposts or placards.
>>202253957i'm basically automatically fluent in french, spanish, and german through cultural osmosis
actual state of this thread
>>202253958>pacing around, muttering like a mad mankek, I also do this a lottalk to myself all the time when I think nobody is about
>>202253970Had half a pasty once. Something that looks like that is supposed to be sweet and not have Alpo dog food in it, that's what I told them
honestly insane how many bodily fluids there are
>>202254004*uppercuts you*Mental that...
Wish I spoke Chinese and could be a Chinese double-agent for emperor Xi
smoked too much weed, feel vibraty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trlhv0GgZ7Yclassic, nothing funnier than drunk abos on public transport
Grabbed the waitress by the hair and told her to look at the Alpo dog food she just served me and then I let go and made sure no one saw what I did but they all saw.
>>202254004You ever tune in to tokyo until you secrete milk? Don't even need to be on hormones or anything if you just apply enough friction.
There are north korean women mastubating RIGHT NOW
>>202253902Don't think so
For me? It's Posh Spice
>>202254043I saw a femboy lactating once, then I started fucking a femboy and he doesn't lactate, big disappointment tbqh
>>202253995*ozmosis
>>202254046wonder what old mate kim jong un is up to at this very moment
>>202254046in a nation with approximately 13 million women i find that hard to believe
>>202253957Obamas parents met in a Russian language class
>>202254077obama be KIDDING me haha
>>202254077*Kenyan language class
>>202254068probably just finished lunch and now he's having a second lunch
get the black bulls prepped
>>202254024
>>202254105Stop committing genocide, remove the illegal west bank settlements, let Palestinians have their own state in peace.Do this and there would be no war.
>>202254117ktim
I suffer the most of any /brit/ poster.
>>202254136not as much as me lad
Time Travel Is RealOnly forwards though
No ps5 gamesRunning out of oil
posts crawling in from only the most effluvial of childhood bedrooms
>>202254156Looks like the Gaza population graph
>>202254120Palestinians refused the 2 state solution. Not my problem
>>202254018How's the campaign going Donny
>>202254156
>>202254156This is true. Theoretically, particles could exist which always travel backwards through time but we wouldn't be able to interact with them. Such particles might or might not exist and there's no evidence for them.For a particle to change what direction in time it travels (ie. from going forwards to backwards, or backwards to forwards), would require it to surpass the speed of light. To accelerate a single particle past the speed of light would require more energy than that which exists in the observable universe.
>>202254089>Obama's parents met in 1960 in a Russian language class at the University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa, where his father was a foreign student on a scholarship
>>202254117smartschoolboy at the day job?
>>202254289non theoretically women exist who walk backwards when they see you
took some extra caffeine later on in the day and starting to regret it. sleep schedule is going to get ruined once again
scranning a grilled cheese sarnie with branston pickle
Shit I'm old enough to remember back at the arseend of the Cold War when the Russian department was the biggest in any language schoolMakes sense that any commie, spook and carpetbagger wanted to be in on the actionI even knew a few orthodoxaboos who were learning it
reckon we should import mexicans instead of muslims with all due respect
>>202254394but some chicken salt on it
hate spiderstotal spider death
>>202254402mad how much americans complain about them when they're just little guys
wonder if there's a moment in every european zoomer's life that heard about the 6 foot minimum on tinder meme where they clack in their height into a metric to imperial converter and cross their fingers hoping they're tall enough
>>202254421corr now there's a suggestion
We exist in a false vacuum state.In essence, the laws of physics in our reality, the laws and mathematics of our space-time itself, want to be in the most stable state they can - the state in which space-time contains the lowest amount of energy in any given area as it can.But there could be potential forms of reality / space-time which are more stable / less energy dense than our current reality.Quantum tunneling could trigger a pocket of space-time to enter this new lower vacuum state, at which point the new bubble of the more stable reality - a bubble containing different laws of physics - expand at the speed of light in all directions, and converts everything it touches to follow the new updated laws of physics.We have no clue what impact this could have since we can't predict the properties of the lower stable vacuum state. Perhaps the changes to the laws of physics would be so small we wouldn't notice anything. Or it could be so big as to cause all particles to cease to exist. It could literally rewrite the rules of mathematics so that reality can no longer exist, and cause reality itself to collapse and cease to be a thing that is possible.
>>202254424this post is disrespectful of other cultures
>>202254444once we've conquered quantum physics - is physics basically complete? we going to get to a state where there's nowt more to learn?
ladsfatland aside, whose tv/films/music do you consume the most outside of our own?korea?
>>202254444heres the rubontology is dynamicsand dynamical symmetriesnothing moreTHATis how particles just come in and out of existence
>>202254024>acts like a black female>comments turned offwould have enjoyed reading those i think. annoying
>canadian nativesall alcoholics>yank nativesall alcoholics>aussie nativesall alcoholics (& petrol sniffers)>nz nativesall alcoholicsWhy is this?
>>202254467We don't know how deep physics goes. But quantum physics - more specifically a theory of quantum gravity - has been the major roadblock preventing any major progress for half a century now.There will be no more major advancements in physics until we figure how how gravity works on the quantum level.
>>202254524gravitonsobviously
>>202254521been sober 18 months me
>>202254536good lad
>>202254536why
i can't drink goon anymore, it makes me gag, wonder how i did it when i was an alky
>>202254536Whoa Cody you haven’t drank a Bud Light in over a year! I’m proud of you bro, you used to drink 2, sometimes 3 Bud Lights a week.
>>202254536whats the savings tab for
>>202254535Could well be. But we need to understand how they work in that case, we need more information.
>>202254554when i drink i don't stop and my lack of judgment leads me to harm myself and others
>>202254567cody, bro...you're cody too....
>>202254567why do you think posting this is funny cringe autist from kentucky
>>202254572basically says how much money ive saved by quitting boozei spent an average of $70 a week on it (mostly shit to mid tier whiskey) so it does the math for me
Physics is incredibly scary in my opinionLiterally trying to understand the fabric of existence, why it even exists at all, why it behaves as it doesI think humans trying to understand physics is really something we weren't designed to do and might lead to discoveries we regret.
hello, i hope i didnt miss the Australians already
fizzy raspberry blood orange ginger lemonade
>>202254524this problem will be solved when move away from quantum woo to stochastic quantizations on curved spacetime
are any of you poor?
>>202254657nah nah nahfing isphysics is much less remarkable than it is made out to bejust so many fugging wooists want to pretend physics is some crazy mystical thingit notit pedestrianstochastic mechanics is key
aussies late for appointments be like "aw nawr! i gotta gawr!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehp23hrrEHYthe watch
>>202254674yes
>>202254688corrrrrrrrr wish i was in the corner of that room
>>202254713average sized
>>202254674prefer not to say
>>202254713this is what your oneitis gets up to while you post on /brit/ alone in your smelly bedroom
Conductor we have a problem!
>>202254713woman looks incredibly old why would anyone get off to this nasty ass webm other than the cuck that posted it
will never understand why some nibbas wna watch blacks fuck white womendepraved
>>202254767based
>>202254713there's so many videos of this one french woman shagging random black fellas on beaches and shitand they say female sex tourism isn't real
watch the video on batteries!
nearly out of ket
>>202254788theyre still uploading ACTUAL WAR CRIMES war laws dont matter. they tell us they do when there is no war
>>202254767It's because they see it as defiling the womanSame mentality as scat fetishists
>>202254788post like this except w/ children
>>202254788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
elf bar batteries
>Gore: <puking emoji>>gore of people I don't like: <excited soyjak>you can have that one for free
elf bar batteries vs scottish fire and rescue service >-<
based Scottish fire and rescue service
Might start slinging ket
>>202254804Im not sure thats a warcrime, that russian they gunned down rigged himself with grenades thats what that huge explosion is
>>202254856damn he tried to Jihad himself?
>>202254867Thats what the original post stated on /k/Apparently the idea is he would rig himself with grenades, do the surrender thing then blow himself and the Ukrainian guys who capture him upThe Ukranians realized this and started blasting him
that ecig battery from the British person video was good
If I wanted to talk about Ukraine I'd go to one of the 100 threads on /k/
true or false:a non posh person who tries to adopt a posh accent is as obvious to posh people as an ESL is to native english speakers
>>202254888good for them :)
>>202254898Duh
The narhwal bacons at midnight
>>202254909im watching penguinz0 on YT :)
Mcdonalds placed my napkins at the bottom of the bag so now they're all soggy from grease
>>202254861sauce?
>>202254923will you livestream eating it for us? x
>>202254947
gonna go for a wee
>watching the latest series(18th) of TaskmasterDid they seriously bring a retard onto the comedian panel?Fuck.Series 17 was a return to form after 2 shit years. Now series 18 is going to be another nosedive down.The retard is going to kill the pacing of the show. It's like watching comedy at 0.5x.At least Taskmaster New Zealand and Australia are able to make good shows still.Does the UK even have many more good comedians that would be willing to be on Taskmaster? Like Jimmy Carr is probably too famous.
>>202255046What's the retards name?
>>202255068
>>202255068Rosie Jones
i have never watched an episode of taskmasterpeople seem to bang on about it all the time
>>202255000cute
>>202255110But that's a man!
UFC is at that sphere thing in Vegas tonight and it looks very prettywish we had a sphere>oh but the IMAX is just as goodno it isn'tbe quiet
>>202255108If you do, go back to a much earlier series. It's all on their youtube channel. Even has some of the non-English series with subtitles.
>>202255046the UK comedy scene is in dire straits. The era of based edgy sketch shows is long gone, the panel shows are dead in the water propped up with painfully unfunny female comedians and neutered males. We haven't had a good British comedy film since the 2000s. It's over
judges as so based
>>202255163Maybe you can get someone to do a weird walk haha
Most comedies and panel shows are controlled by the posh boy Cambridge Footlights cabal these days anywayThey only let people like Rosie Jones and the odd working class comedian in so they look good but they really can't stand themIt's like a special club, they'd never let somebody like Rik Mayall on mainstream telly now
>>202255163what about the death of stalin that was good
>>202255128Dude, Tyler that's frickin sick
>>202255170Silly walk. You deserve to be slapped with a fish.
>>202255181cannot stomach watching Taskmaster with her on it and I've seen all 17 series thus far
What's your favourite berry?Mine is tomato
>>202255183I saw that, assumed it was American because we produce everything good
the ads didnt show me mascara and perfume today, nor any products for helping you conceive or whatever that one was aboutnow (after i looked down at my shoes eating Greggs) and saw that i needed to buy a new pair) i get an ad for buying my kids shoes instead of it thinking ive gotten a girl pregnant ii think its the system asking me to take care of myself for me to raise myself up a bit to become an EVEN BETTER man after getting helped
>>202255206for me? the raspberry
im a man by the way
>>202255181remember seeing a photo of david mitchell, ayoade and john oliver at uni and they all looked like such punchable smug cunts
>>202255246cor seethrough dress
>we produce everything good
>>202255206the humble cucumber
what a mong
>>202255265American media rules the world >Oi but wot bout love island
im taking a cruise got to get my invention patented before that however
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