Autumn cooking editionPrevious: >>202250720
>>202254271look how badly he wants it to continuehe has to keep talking to justify his existience here. look at how badly he wants it to continue. he couldnt go 15 minutes without complaining reminder that its all he can talk about. he will bring it up out of nowhere if hes bored or jealous, or oif people are talking and he feels left out. pretty sad behaviour
I wish it was october already
This is my vibe.
>>202254291what lofi hiphop beats to study to are you listening to anon
>>202254294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWxz0DunArw
the current watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uqa2e05GaE
>nooo a floating grill which runs on gasoline is gonna kill you! fs
I don't think smartschoolboy9 is real. Those fucking true crime channels made him up to have something to talk about
This made me chuckle
why is this nigga always here
smoked a lot of weedmight make some macaroni after cooming
>>202254351acetic acid! (and "pickling lime"
>>202254309im not studying but here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajd4iIBSoAo
>>202254294https://store.steampowered.com/app/253960/Jack_Orlando_Directors_Cut/
>>202254351...if youre the guy who said "chemistry is a lot like cooking" then your video is a bit of a stretch and they definitely do things which they could do in another way just to make it look like cookinggood video though and thankyou for posting it
I named my kid Mohamed Ata do you think he'll be upset?
cruise ships have tanks of water on themthey are like a ruber ducky floating in a tuna can of water in the bathtub, and its more stable because of taht and they could of made the grill mroe stable that way :3
when i was in high school i had a mole between my neck and ear i was told it was a fly, one day i took some tweezers and carved it out, now i have a mark there every time i see it i remember high school, i miss those times.
>>202254367very chill and melancholy, thanks anon for sharing
>>202254423could of used root extract from mexican prickly poppy (or canadian poupoon)just kidding it will probably hurt you really bad if you did this - i just wanted to say abotu the prickly poppy
>>202254437the funny thing is that as I get older and older I get more moles in random places.
/cum/ is a futa general
>>202254451yeah same o.o but im not gonna tell you about it
>>202254309>lofi hiphopSad that the emo sad boy rap era that was associated with the lofi meme faded away so quicklyhttps://youtu.be/Gd_Xqqx_St8
>>202254460the funny thing is that those moles could be cancer.
8k pure ess to go
>>202254451part and parcel of having shrexican genetics
Mousenonce strangled his neighbor before
cream cheese is so damn good
>>202254469yeah thats a scary thought. remember to wear sunscreen if you are in Mexico >>202254475so what
>>202254486have you tried the honey pecan flavored cream cheese? it's to die for
>>202254475and he would be much stronger than me anyways. at least in hand grip strengthso whatever
>>202254500No but I will. What do you eat it with? Just bagels?
Just got a new top tier PC for the first time in my life after only having shitty PCs and laptops and being able to game in 4K is incredible
i got a mole on my skin thats like a layer of my skin gone missing, and its yellow and it hurts when i stretch it in a stinging sort of way
>>202254490>remember to wear sunscreen if you are in MexicoI do, an uncle had half of his lip removed because of cancer.
>>202254515i like it with sliced apples or salmon lox or even as a sandwich with some grilled spam
>>202254338ok you're wrong though
>>202254528thats based me one day (in a much happier future). im glad you can fully enjoy your gaming time
>>202254528manchild
>>202254546Thanks anon, we're all going to make it>>202254548Yes
>muh biyyo game!!
>>202254534i sort of knew what you were going for with the post about moles, but i dont know much about that extremely serious topic other than some "joke" things that i saw while looking at something unrelated because it overlapped. i dont think alternate therapies are very sensible if you get cancer
Total gamer death
impressive, over a quarter of the thread's already filtered
would rather spend my money on pussy but that's just me
>>202254580>i dont think alternate therapies are very sensible if you get canceryeah the best thing to do is to get rid of it even if you lose half your face.
thats all he can post
>>202254604yeah seems surgeons go nuts? but im not an oncologist and i dont know :c i just hope that never happens toyou
wait wtf its 6AM im way behind schedule for mining pure essence
i NEED a job where I can be an investigator and obsess over the case. I want a career I can lose myself in, not some boring tedious wagie shit
>>202254666life isn't a movie. real life investigators have very boring and monotonous jobs.
>>202254666look up what you need for a private investigator license, i think security guard time counts towards it. that shit's easy money man
>>202254666>I want a career I can lose myself inget your CDL and ascend
i love Reggie/Whygena....
The worst thing about white girls is that they don't activate that part of my brain that tells me to cum inside every single brown girl
>>202254716>CDL and ascendyes, ascend to heaven
>>202254716The literal wage cage
>>202254750its still racist if its the other way around
>>202254764A white girl cuck queening while you fuck brown girls?
rangeban scotland
>>202254751Recently while driving cross country in the literal middle of nowhere saw a car that was compeltely 100 destroyed, like the exterior was almost all gone and the driver seat was crushed absolutely zero chance they lived and they were probably crushed to a pulp, and of course off to the side some upside down 18 wheeler waiting to traumatize everyone around
hello
really wish a gf with big tits right now
>>202254758You will find freedom on the open road
I considered truck driving for a while but you are in the wage cage all day traveling interstate america with psychopath drivers eating slop and pissing in bottles. Perfect job for a lot of niggas here but thats not what i aspire to. Getting a CDL and having a little shuttle business would be cool.
>>202254751i love that webm
>>202254829>eating slop and pissing in bottlesi already do that for free my nigga
Some of you need to be slapped up by me
>>202254860Slap this ass
>>202254836i love car webms bro
>>202254879I'm too drunk right now because this is hottest girl I've seen in my life
>>202254897https://youtu.be/eyZQUEMZlCU?si=SCy2E7D_p8eqM4FS
West coast bros its time for bed we have church tomorrow
>>202254897cops that do this shit should be jailed, the only reason they're so aggressive is because even if they kill someone the driver they're chasing gets charged, if he's not escalating just fucking peacefully follow til he's forced to bail
>>202254974watching porn rn
You're getting hanged for peeing in the streets.
>>202254974i don't. i'm a bit lapsed, and i already promised a shopping trip.
goodnight
>>202254996lol this happens to people >>202255058gn pepsidawg
if i had to rank the resident schizos, i would put toby dead last, then the leafjeet, then goshy, then brian as the most tolerable
>>202255129which are goshy and brian?
>>202254829I considered it once because I did uber eats in college and enjoy driving and just getting paid to chill out and listen to music or podcasts while driving but truck drivers live very fucked up lives where they're on the road for days or weeks at a time and take drugs to stay awake
>>202255186goshpedo doesn't post as much anymore, i think his mexi vpns got banned or something. brian's the gay dude that either posts naked men or stuff about sorcery
damn...so true, so true
>>202255267I was just singing the badger song to myself this afternoon lol
Hello.I want American friends.I want to go driving, fishing, bbq, and play video games(I like FPS) with them.Please become my friends.Thank you.
>>202255381i am american
>>202255381bring some cool japanese cars and we'll go driving in the mountains or something that'd be fun
>>202255381What kind of fish do you like to catch? Someone caught a world record largemouth bass in Japan if my memory serves me.
>>202255381>I want to go driving, fishing, bbq, and play video games(I like FPS) with them.You can do all of those in japan
>>202255381すべての日本人は俺の友達
Hawk tuah but you're spitting on your own dick LMAO
>>202255481Brap tuah fart on that thang
Should I enter the US illegally and apply for asylum? I have been trying to win the Green Card Lottery for 5 years now, but I have no luck. I love the US, especially Seattle...my dream is to get a cdl and work as a truck driver. and buy a house someday
>>202255521>I love the US, especially Seattle...
i love women and their big boobies, soft butts, pretty faces, small hands, huge girl-cocks, cute smiles, everything about them is beautiful
little fake and gay myself
>>202255521come to mexico and cross the border, you wouldn't be the first russian to do that.
>>202255584one of these things is not like the other
>>202255545>>202255590I lie like I breathe in my day to day life, so yes I'm fake and gay but I never lie on the internet.
>>202255624what you got to lie about so much?
>>202255267Everything has gotten worse
>>202255637because if I tell the truth about several things I will look like a human shit.
i lie on the internet a little. but i've never betrayed a sentiment.
I like to imagine all the BWC posters and actually asian women
>>202255654are you young? many young people think things are more serious than they are
I have a weed headache but I now have macaroni and will watch my dumb podcast before sleeping
>>202255691I am very close to my 40s
Pokemon walk tuah the polls LOL
>>202255710weed doesn't give me a headache ever
>>202255736I am also sick getting sick so that might be causing it, I was running a minor fever earlier
>>202255727
I want to do cocaine again but I'm actually afraid of most shit being cut with fentFucking hate the Chinese and cartels ruining our carefree drug habits
>>202254294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYaOMroh4Ec
>>202255770cocaine is overrated as hellbut yes I agree
>>202255567What wrong with Seattle?>>202255608Yeah, it's only way I know it
hawk tuah tha polls and VOTE on that thang!! xD
>>202255638Top left of the Now section is a science educator. That's the only good thing on either side of the list.
https://youtu.be/F_eWl_Y86w4?si=TrNLrBqdQegqnXMr
>>202255769>HilaryDoubleJerkingOffTheGuysSheCheatsOnBillWith.webm
>>202255842I had the Red Ranger and my sister had the Pink Ranger. Pretty sure I still have the Red Ranger in a box somewhere, but I lost the sword.
and handjob hillary, as I like to call her...nasty nasty woman!! everybody is saying it, very sad. very sad, they say not even bill will fuck her
>>202255521come to oregon, we have good wages and weather. if you actually make it here i'll hook you up with a job if you aren't a lazy shit
>>202255878cant believe a president said that
>>202255801theorietical cumtown bit: italian guy who doesn't understand hawk tuah and thinks people are suddenly in to italian guys and keeps saying shit like "let meah stick my cock in your ass"
>>202255914nonsensical post
>>202255914I don't get it at all but I guess theoretically it could be funny to whatever cumtown is
>>202255930stav would have laughed and said yeah man
my dick smells like cum
>>202255736When I used to smoke weed, and I used to get really high, I'd get a mild headache when I was sobering up.
Mixed some kimchi in to my mac and cheese
>>202255964Wash your dick after your gay orgy, anon.
>>202256006i wash my dick every time i masturbate. it still smells
>>202256021why's ur cum so STANKY
>>202254980>perp crosses state line >he's now someone else's problem, someone he didn't wrong I think this was a major part of the story in Vanishing point (1970s). Don't know how (if) jurisdiction has changed since?
might drink some more, sleep, and be back a little later.
>>202256057Most of the time people are extradited back to where they did the crime, if a crime was committed in both states/counties the DAs would get together and choose which is going to charge him first
i bet hawk tuah girl would make a loving wife and caring mother
>>202256106Probably not, after she went viral, she's been cashing in on it. She's as vapid as the leftists.
>>202256106She's a whore she'd make a loving wife in that she'd be making love to other men 24/7
too many unironic incels here
>>202256208This is just like my doujins
>>202256199What is an ironic incel?
>>202256199You're free to try to stop being an incel whenever you please.
>>202256232got his ass
portable charger just ran out of juice, guess i'll have to reenter society for a bit tomorrowcringe
I'm drunk and got Subway lmao
>>202256340Based!
>>202256208damn girl at least say excuse me
I can't find the Eating The Pets song that tiktok is using for all their memes. Does anyone have a link?
>>202256340What was your order?
Anons working in service industry, how much tip do you usually get in a month?
>>202256417I would stick my tip in your japanese ass
i'm on a phone call with the vatican
>>202256417a lot, but i also sold drugs as i delivered food
gamestop but for pussy
has anyone here tried a keto diet
>>202256510I don't understand those meme diets, is it so hard to eat in moderation?
>>202256526i've found myself to feel better and less bloated when i stick to mainly fish, rice, avocados and mangos, but i descended from fishermen so maybe my body's just accustomed to that diet. i bloat up like crazy if i eat pasta or really any breads
>>202256526>Americans>moderationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4NjyqQPmA75% of adult Americans are overweight.50% of American children are overweight.
>>202255892i'll take that offer
>>202256627you're 5'4"
>>202256660bet, pull up homie i got you
>>202256669>seething fatty spotted6 foot chad reporting in.
>>202256526Fat ppl hate vegetables
huuuuuge fatties
What should I put in my beef stew... Got the obvious shit but then potatoes, barley, or potatoes and barley, or something stupid like squash
gonna start saving for a pedovan
>>202256828carrotsbeeftatersmaybe onions
When I get too fat I dont even diet or do anything, I just start replacing regular dinner with a bag of frozen broccoli like 4 nights a week. If you steam the broccoli then fry it with olive oil for a couple minutes it honestly tastes good
>>202256853Carrot celery onion garlic tomato paste wine vinegar maybe soy sauce fish sauce are the obvious parts but I'll do potato then.
trains is hard job.sometimes I get death threats, but never rape.
Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).
bro shut the fuck up
i love ratchet bitches
everyone that slights me deserves death, that includes leaving me on read
>>202257738you're so real for that
>>202256894You’re essentially tricking your body by eating a bulk of indigestible fibre.Vegetables are an okay option in itself (probably better, really), so I’m not suggesting you switch or anything, but you can achieve something similar by consuming high fibre foods like a Metamucil fibre supplement drink, or eating a bowl of All Bran Buds cereal. You can also make it easier on yourself in terms of enjoyment (but probably slow the rate of weight loss) by consuming a lot of fibre, and then just having a small meal.The only thing is the body needs to be eased into eating a lot of fibre over the course of days or weeks, as it can cause a lot of gas/bloating/etc if you just jump into it. Also you need to drink a lot more water to help it move through you properly.
>>202257738BPD moment
>>202257770I'm a good guy, but these niggas be taking kindness for motherfucking weakness nowadays. shit pisses me off man. and they have the audacity to act surprised when I burn them in return
bpdbest pussy disorder
4k pure essence to go
>>202257828do you have a BA in psychology? o.odo you have a BestPD
why are you following me posting that? on my dick all of a sudden
>>202257805hm that's interesting. all bran seems kinda hardcore for me but i might get bran flakes.i actually like skim milk too, so bran flakes with skim milk might be an elite weight loss breakfastfor some reason i'm blessed with an amazing digestive system. i can eat taco bell, a vegetable smoothie, shrimp and clams, it doesn't matter, without any gas or bloating
>>202257856based
>>202258148The only thing you and every son of a bitch posting here under the US flag knows how to do, is kneel to blacks and worship transsexuals, fucking faggot. I can smell the cock on your breath from here. You believe that men can give birth. Anyone competent at your workplace has been replaced by a DEI hire. Go kneel to George Floyd and set yourself on fire for Palestine
>>202258193he was just talking about bran flakes dang dude lol
Don't know if I want to click view on that filtered Singapore reply to my post about dieting.How did he trigger a filter in a discussion about bran flakes.
>>202258248it was the skim milkone step away from soy milk
>>202258264lmfao
>first officer: we have a lot of british posts. is it suppo-, what do you see? so we have filters on?
>>202256510what the helldo keto people really eat butter with bacon bits in it this has to be ragebaiti know they eat burgers without the patties and stuff but this is just eating butter
>>202254271i look like this
>>202258310isn't that the elvis presley? pb, bacon and banana slices?
>>202258372keto people are afraid of carbs so they avoid bread and grains and only eat meat and proteins like cheese and milk and stuffpeanut butter and banana sandwiches rival the humble pbj for me, they are so good with a glass of milk
>>202258417is that where "iceburgers" are from? i had this nice coworker who was always telling me about weird keto meals.
>>202258490yeah that's exactly rightthey do weird stuff like that to avoid eating carbs, all those weird diets are strange, if you really wanna lose weight you just need to count calories, it's literally that simple you don't need to do all this fancy weird stuff
>>202258286lol its all he can talk about making fake problems to justify his existience
>>202258531mm. well, to his credit, he did lose a bunch of weight and last i saw, stayed that way. and he was doing it for a daughter on the way, so i was too happy for him to argue about the diet.
3k pure essence to go
>>202258624yeah of course, you can't knock him for that but me personally if i needed to lose weight i'll stick to counting calories staying thin is the hard part anyway, a lot of people yo-yo diet and lose 20lbs, gain it back, and lose it again
i want a beautiful and intelligent woman to love me
>>202258596*i'm just teasing you*>first officer: there, see?>captain: yeah... let's [unknown word] the checklist and see before. this happens every time.
>>202258692do you love you?
>>202258769no and any woman who did wouldn't be intelligent
>>202258784i'm not saying you have to be a narcissist, but to be loved you have to be loveable. and i don't mean that in an ugly or mean way. but it can be hard to bond deeply and fall in love with someone who resents themselves and who they arei have this problem where i can be the most miserable depressed pos that manages to push everyone away from me from my selfishness, even if i really care about them. i've gotten better, but it can be emotionally draining to be in a relationship with someone who has no respect for themselves
when i'm awake i'm suffering
skim milk is based and it still tastes ok if it's been sitting out, until 2% or whole
>>202258966i like 1%
i've only ever has skim milk at hotels and i liked it perfectly fine. whole, 2%, 1%, skim, whatever. as long as it's cold enough to hurt my teeth, and they have cornflakes, i'll be very happy.
>>202258909i'm not ordering it i just meant it would be nice. i am not loveable i am subhuman in most respects, i don't expect anyone to love me. i've tempered my expectations
>>202254271rare apu saved
cant stop farting
>>202259050what makes you say that you're a sub human? you shouldn't talk about yourself like that it's bad for you anyway
>>202259104do you have a BA in psychology?
>>202259148>captain: what's the post-count?>first officer: 225, rising some.>ca: so we don't have much to worry about. i think we'll be fine.
>>202259124if i list all my subhuman qualities it will just seem like i'm self flagellating. i'm a dysgenic weirdo with severe social autism and strange impulses. some people are like that, you probably have met a few, and i'm one of them. better to be realistic than delusional about it. goodnight now
>>202259236are you still mourning for that Mihai or are you the Star Trek anon? also brb
>>202259262i promise you that you aren't the only guy on the spectrum that's a little weird, that doesn't mean that you will never find love. your goal is noble in that you just want reciprocal love. that is not too much to ask for, and it's not unrealistic to seek that out. i don't know how old you are but i'd wager that you're probably in your 20s, and nobody has it all figured out in their 20s i promise you. just don't close the door on it completely please, you deserve love and to bare your heart and emotions out on the open to someone you love it is also my bed time so i'm off too, sleep well
>>202259362i love you spinster
>>202259285>narrator: their instruments briefly malfunctioned, but after time, began once-again giving accurate readings. however, in the cockpit, a new alarm sounded>captain: "mee-high"...>first officer: i haven't see that.>ca: look in the manual. is there->fo: star trek.>ca: i see it. we seem okay.>fo: 230.>fo: do we tell jannies?>ca: ...no. it's alright.>narrator: this would prove crucial in the analysis of what went wrong during post 4271.
Raw-ass bitch, he might get salmonellaRed bottoms don’t fit, I'm a hood CinderellaThen he pulled up in a Prius, it's a broke man TeslaMakin’ me sick, mmm-mmm, influenzaI don't mean to judge off a first impressionOr his part-time job at 7-ElevenBut he a broke-ass peasant, askin' twenty-one questionsSmell the Axe on his body, bad-bitch repellent(Ick)And he got bad credit (Ick)And he got a foot fetish (Ick)When he swiped his card, it rejected (Ick)All the real bitches get it (Ick)DNR, but he tryin' paramedic (Ick)Mmm-mmm, flat-line, just dead it (Ick)There ain't no comin' back when you get itAll the real bitches get it
I'm back home bros. Tonight was fun.
>>202259716yeah? what'd you do? i had a night semi-planned, but i canceled. stomach issues put me in a rotten mood, so i bailed.
im back ^.^
>>202260054hey-dee-oh
>>202260101demontest.com
>>202260197what is that? i mean i see the url but
>>202260237"you may have a demon - take the test NOW!"
beer's getting too suds-y. spirits are still fine.
>>202260294i'm not doing that haha.
the tower of babel is religion
Tenant that lives right above me is drilling and, from the sounds of it, breaking the wall.I wasn't planning on dying Donnie Darko style todayOh well
>>202259875Well, first I went to see my buddy perform at a club. That was fun, and then afterwards we went to a pub where I ended up getting separated from them and having a long convo with a guy from Nevada and two really hot girls from Australia. Then I got Subway and went home.
The whole building is shakingFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>202260811hey, i'm in vegas now! well that all sounds great. a lot better than crapping so many times you want to take a shower. glad your night was good and memorable
>>202260932SlavaIt was nice knowing you
>>202261111Oh cool. He said he was from Reno.
>>202261550wife says it's a great place to live if you have money. never been, myself. just hopped from one coast to the other.
https://youtu.be/hwp5MheIP8UOFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>202261952didn't like that at all
>>202262119What about this onehttps://youtu.be/TiiMvl5OCAY
>>202262199no, these aren't themes. these are cute animal videos. we're close a new one. think of something in you that resonates with /cum/ itself.
>>202262331Erm, it's literally caturday
>>202262434then your standards should be exceptionally high.
nah 30 black inventions or however many days are in that month
test test
>>202263158you're good
>>202263743>>202263780>>202263785>>202263790>>202263805these are all one personnot posting it there because he will just use it to accelerate his pissing in his own pants and telling everyone else that its rent free
>>202263830oh, relax. even if it is, you're focusing on it too much and letting it get to you.
Mind broken.
How do I cure my latina addictionI'm the only white man in my family. If I don't marry a white woman my family's bloodline ends with me.But latinas are easily 100x better in bed than white girls
>>202263882nah im not mad at all and for once it isnt him leeching off me actually im more than not mad. im dry right now. if i was a wine id be a dry one >>202263918 this is also him
In church
>>202264063*crosses right-to-left and sits*
i want to have sex with women
I want to drink for some reasonIt makes life a bit more bearable
>>202264218>>202264233*motions to you both, "in a minute, in a minute"*
drinking ice cold water
>>202264280Not until at least noon or so, likely later, like 2:30 or the evening
black people food taste like shitthere I said it
>>202264410you just arent using enough seasonin suga
>>202264410You tell them that and they say it's supposed to be calorie dense because they had to work in the fields and you'll be like "okay so why do you still eat like that?" and they have no response
>>202264492TRADITIOOOOOON!TRADITION!
>>202264410Northern city dweller black cooking is not the same as southern black cooking. Southern black cooking is some of the best food in the entire country. It's in the northern cities where you find black people dumping an entire jar of Lawry's onto a single chicken breast and eating nothing but processed garbage from the corner store.
i had a black friend growing up, and he came over and thought our dinner was fine. it was just some hamburger-helper and some corn we'd shucked a day ago. we even had the little holdera you spear into the cob.
I'm not doing too well you guys
>>202264791how come?
>>202264791I'm not doing much worse than ever, I just am no longer satisfied
>>202264814Basically this >>202264823
>>202264858well, let's pluck you out of that. put on a calming song and wash your face.
I miss Obamna
>>202265048>>202265021>>202264950mods please
>>202264940you got it boss
>>202265067you're doing it again... relax, relax. you're like a celebrity! imagine if Tom Cruise sent emails to every rag that wrote articles.
The cantor in church is the old lady who sings at like half speed
>>202265406but i actually get banned because of it - AND THEYRE BREAKING THE RULES as they report me!
>>202265630okay, okay! and that's unfair. right?
literally shit my pants the other night gaminghardcore
>>202265836oh America...also i thought of a name for American posters last night, and its pepsianons
>>202265844because you refused the toilet, or something happened suddenly?
is life not just a game with winners and losers?why shouldn't one just pursue money
i think hes actually just drunk or something lol
>>202266177pepsianons! well, i'll take that over coke'nons.
>>202266254i can use cokenons too c:
>>202266242well, that's a good way to suddenly cow me. but remember, i was nice to you, and still will be going-forward.
>>202266337Her name is Ayylmao
>>202266394>to suddenly cow medont know what this meansand thanks. i will too, except when i mix you up with someone else. all Americans are now pepsianon until further notice
hello. time for church
Can a nigga borrow a pencil?
>>202266679https://www.dictionary.com/browse/cowedyou're gonna have a tricky time. oh what am i saying, no you won't. i'm not saying i'm the only guy who doesn't filter brit flags, but...i did use the word wrong, somewhat.
watched too much porn yesterday night. need to kms
can't imagine having sex with a woman that has had sex with other men before, that's disgusting
>>202266958doesn't the vagina cleanse itself every few weeks?
>>202266958i used to be like thatthen i had sex with a woman who's had over 100 bodies and shit was amazingmade me cum like a little boycrazy fellatio skills
>>202266958same. we live in a truly grim world
sexo com gringos negros
Ahhhhhh the first shit in the morning after a night out – there's nothing else like it.
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