the hero's journey edition
been stuck in the abyss for 15 years now
mental that there's people out there named Gustav
>>202271746ktim, at the transformation stage right now
>>202271790rip lil peep
>>202271767*stares at you*
Someone should tell authors their books are too fucking long and no ones reading all that
Girls vaginas are pretty disgusting when you think about them
Stink of cum and ciggies :/
>>202271860This. I think genitalia is disgusting. I hope I never have sex.
>>202271860I think about them a lot and want to kiss and lick and snuggle with them desu
Ogre coffin keyFor the corresponding chest, see Ogre Coffin.Ogre coffin keyReleased 17 May 2005 (Update)Members YesQuest item NoPropertiesTradeable YesEquipable NoStackable NoNoteable YesOptions DropExamine A key which opens coffins! (Opens the locked coffins in the cave at Jiggig).ValuesValue 100 coinsHigh alch 60 coinsLow alch 40 coinsWeight 0.055 kgGrand ExchangeExchange 1,912 coins (info)Buy limit 3,000Daily volume 304View real-time pricesAn ogre coffin key is an item that can be used to open a locked coffin in the cave at Jiggig, which becomes available during the quest Zogre Flesh Eaters.Coffins are primarily opened due to their chance of providing different types of Ogre bones, as they otherwise mostly provide low-value loot like iron and steel equipment.The keys are dropped by Zogres and Skogres as a 100% drop. The most effective way to kill the Zogres and Skogres is with brutal arrows and a comp ogre bow.
>>202271860Some of them are very nice, some look disgusting.Not allowed to say that though. Can only say that about penises. Double standard innit.
>>202271698>Werent those basically just very slow low quality Google versions of the new Macs with arm chips?they're cheap small netbook type things typically with touchscreenslow powered with good battery life although i think you can get some more expensive ones with intel i5s and whatnotchrome os is kind of cool though if you can get past it being googleit's basically just built on chrome so the idea is you do everything from the web browser, but there is an app store with some software and games on it that will run natively, albeit it's much smaller than android's app storebut it has like an entire linux subsystem built into it so you can run anything from the debian repos natively and it works quite nice
>>202271916What?
>>202271916was just outside yanille saying this
watching the Jerma985
>>202271929like the look of all willies me :)
>call to adventurewhat if you just hang up
When the wind blows, and the rain feels coldWith a head full of snow, with a head full of snowIn the window, there’s a face you knowDon’t the night pass slow? Don’t the night pass slow?
toby off burying zogre bones instead of using an altar omdz
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy848292dr4ororke?..
>>202271978Isn't that the kid who shot up his school
I think I might genuinely be asexualI have no sexual or romantic urges towards females at all. I find it repulsive.Men? I can appreciate their physical form and image romantic relationships with them. But sex acts do not at all appeal to me.
>>202271730Wasn't me I'm the cool good leaf poster
>>202272036ktim
Gooned for 6 hours last night. How’s your weekend been?
>>202272036genuinely don't care
>>202271916Doing some GotR right now desu
>>202272064To bbc porn?
>>202272036are you bent? just then, you sounded very very bent
>>202272036Sounds gay desuI can appreciate the female form of young women in their teens, twenties, thirties, but the idea of getting old with someone and having to put up with a saggy wrinkled body disgusts me
>>202271941That is pretty neat do they still make them?
>>202271941why not just use an actual gnu/linux system
>>202272053I've been dying to meet you
>>202271997yeah usually the hero says no at firstthat's often reflected in the images but not OPsee Neo rejecting Morpheus at the top of the building and being arrested by agents
>>202272053fuck off spaedo
I've probably saved around £600 over the years because mummy still cuts my hair and not some illegal Turk
>>202272112Come on over
>>202271860yeahfor me it's when a woman takes off her jeans and her fanny stink fills the room
>>202272036Fancy a bum?
Just had my dinner but I'm still a hungry rambunctious little rascal in high heels
>>202272105yeah they still make them, i think schools use them quite a lot because they're cheap and easy to deploy, you can't do any serious computing on them>>202272109i do on my main lappy but it's fun to try different things sometimes
Would rather cuddle some nice soft boobs
>>202272150I thought I'd save money by just not getting haircuts and letting it grow out but you have to buy things like masks and leave in conditioner and detangling sprays. It evens out
rorke's on that good kush and alcohol ~
staring wistfully into the abyss
>>202272230Masks?
Binge ate over 3,000 calories already today :/
Jeeves, I do believe something rather queer is afoot... Call in the inspector, and ready both my hounds and carriage.I shall take tea in the drawing room, Earl Grey if you mind, until Lady Elizabeth returns from the lakehouse.
>>202272284Hair masks. It's like a deep conditioner/moisturiser you put in your hair and leave for an hour or so before washing it out, makes your hair soft and shiny
>>202272204I personally have no interest in trying it but anything new that isn't Apple/Microsoft is good in my books desu simply for novelty and diversity
I paused my GAME to be hereThis better be GOOD
>>202272330*surreptitiously puts a whoopie cushion under your chair*
>>202272184>dinner>4:38PMwhatdinner is only at 8-9PM
>>202272329Not eaten or drank anything today lol
>>202272335Oh right nice never heard of thatWhat's the one that stops you looking bald? Asking for a mate
>>202272335Am I missing out by not using one? I've had long hair for years and always had compliments so figured I didn't need it and it was just some woman meme to buy products like olaplex for it.
>>202272365It's the day of our Lord, dinner is early.
dunno what to eat today. any ideas lads?
incel spaz waving his arms around for attention
>>202272356Mum bought me pyjamas with this on them a few years ago. I was probably like 25 at the time
>>202272348ummm, based??
Never eat during the day and just stuff my fat gob at night. Don't know what the muslims are whinging about with this ramadan fasting malarkey, it's a piece of piss
>>202272396*takes a huge liquid curry shit all over your face, in your mouth, on your plate*also you are now imagining the taste of my rancid curry diarrhea.
might just get the christmas present shop done in the next two/three weeksget it out of the way
>>202272442Corrrr
>>202272401
>>202272451what are good presents to buy though
spaedo meltdown over yet?
>>202272471>1. Avoca-it's already a pozzed vegan millenial troonpilled goyslopper
Can hear Zelda noises from one of the neighboursThey can hear poo noises from one of theirs
Honestly Trump was great in the first election because he was the first presidential candidate who triggered blacks, mexicans and tranny's etc and he was hilarious.But these days it's hard to get past the fact he is a literal retard. If he somehow loses to a screechy voiced black woman in America he should genuinely top himself
>>202272414based
>>202271746For me it's walking around lifting weights with my weighted vest on making all the retarded stasi gangstalkers seethe.The retards in this small town only helped by yelling shit at me the AI monitoring me played back to me at 2am. Now that I've washed the morgellons off my skin and stopped the mind control they've been seething and raging like crazy
>>202272476Lynx gift set, scented candle gift set, alcohol, chocolate, slippers, food, beauty products, sex doll
>>202272476depends on the person, innitgoing with a few known good things, for everyone else it's gonna be hampersreally fucking phoning it in this year. cannot be remotely arsed.
>>202272476
>>202272514lil bitch ass sword going "HYA, HYA"
MeltdownSee you later
>>202272433they don't water or tea/coffee
190 loves his ai chat, suppose it makes up for the lack of friends in his life
shut the fuck up al mountain
>>202272511You are extremely mentally ill You see the mention of fruit and vegetables and start crying about trans people and jews Why are chuds like this?
>>202272414bvsed
>>202272612Fuck off rubypaedo
>>202272511jej
Aren't you Korean laWhites and Asians need to get along
Bought an avocado once about 10 years ago to see what all the hype was about. Just tasted like grassy mush. Don't get it.
>>202272612Fat people get triggered by healthy food, salads, nutrition talk etc. it’s weird
>>202272471you tell the ai you were a little bender freak before this or something?
>>202272597holy projection
>>202272645good ones taste like rich butter
Seen about e houses with Xmas deccies up alreadyWhat's going on
>>202272642I'm English
>>202272576"RIP SKANK HET">I don't know sounds pretty trad and alpha
And I watch a looooooot of BBC porn.
>>202272380Minoxidil?>>202272385If your hair looks good, don't change what you're doing. Mine gets dry and frizzy
hate when i order some gaijinslop and it comes with avocadoget it binned
thoughts on the french?
>>202272642cute doggo
>>202272656?
>>202272645yeah it's rank. feels like some psyop to see how far they can push people. only NPCs eat avocado, you'll find
>>202272633no clue who that is schizo
>>202272679The grenadian I mean
>>202272645‘Cados have a tiny window where they’re peng and creamy and smooth, before it they’re hard and gross and after it they’re mushy and taste of shite. Don’t buy them anymore for this reason just order them from cafes and restaurants instead :/
>>202272705i don't think about the french
>>>/gif/27821601
>>202272689Is there no spray to trick your hair into looking less flat and to stop revealing your hairline every time there's a gentle breeze (literally every day in this country)
any grenadine breddas about?
>>202272708Not reallyHe's a pit mixLooks like he's coming to terms with it at least Probably bit a kid and is having a full on realization of what he is
on my 5th can of heineken today and only have 1 left fucksake
>>202272724What are you talking about I'm not from Grenada I'm from wavertree
The new ChatGPT version is amazing at programming. It’s genuinely so over for me.
>>202272645Avocado absorbs other flavors well so it's good on sandwiches with tomato, Japanese mayo, spinach and meat. Got enough crunchy veggies that a soft one is nice.Also got a ton of zinc
>>202272754that guy just disconnected at 1:00
>>202272767pit mixes aren't like pits
had very very long hair but let it get too matted to be saved so have been back to the NPC deano cut since may2bh i look better with normie hair. just liked looking like an artist and all sorts of dodgy and colourful clothes suiting me
>>202272802>What are you talking aboutCertainly not (You)
>>202272810Which languages does it know?What have you got it to code for you?
>>202272867I think you've got me mixed up with someone else
>>202272827That's why he's genuinely terrified
>>202272801>I will traumatize this 7-year old kid to make a point of rorke's cruelty
>>202272894Other way around>>202272907Mortified*Fuck sakeFuck it all
>>202272907don't think dogs have these thought processes
>>202272954You've got me mixed up with myself?
>>202272801seemed fine with it until he stared at her silently after saying it
I would drop it
>>202272962Not in mind but in spirit yes.His terrier half still possessed the favstian spirit
>>202272979Don't respond to the sword schizo
It's over.
>>202272988stop it d
It's only just begun.
>>202272979I've done you.
It's fucking starting again.
>>202272871made a very high quality and complex intranet social media type site for me with React and NextJS
The Russians are in Afghanistan
>>202272985
>>202272801Children have no concept of nationalism or actingThis is cringe
cipher is pursuing new research in africa
>>202273036Really? Neat. I have only hacked together some math and physics code to support my research in the last fifteen yearsHaven't touched webshit in ages How long did it take to write the site and is it any good?
what should i do with the remaining 3 hours of being awake i have?
>DTFIC jealous of my (You)s and energetic engaging behaviorCrab meets bucket
>>202273113nothing gets past you
i really really feel bad for chinletslike how do you even look at yourself in the mirror omds
>>202273152Watch that Horizon film
I love children
>>202272810its still bad at comprehending larger stuff, if i feed it 300 lines even and ask it do something it has a schizo meltdown
DINNER TIME!!!
this was the softest fairy i'd ever seen, until i met spaedo
>>202272738a shame
>>202273036Ktim but I used chatGPT, vanilla and Node. Thinking bout React but vanilla feels more natural. Is it necessary?
>>202273175t. nigga has eyes on his chin
>they're not eating cats>ok, some of them might be eating cats, but who cares? it might actually taste good
>>202273222a mealy mouthed reply
goat's almost ready
>>202273174Yeah I always think of everything. That's why I'm making a game that's been very difficult to create but I'm striving nevertheless
>>202273245oma delicia
>>202273177looks like it's total shit from box office and reviews
>>202273209yowling
might install apex legends again
>>202273267kek
>>202273245o man that's disgusting
>>202272988Dropped my hardline stance on Putins war of aggressions after seeing this muscovite angel
just ate tuna and pasta
just ate tuna and bulgur wheat
>>202273245pengrim without the pen
>>202272687SPAAEEEEEEEDOOOOOSPAEEEEEEEEDOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CljaUxBtE
just ate tuna and dandy boy apples
that was a generational meltdown earlier
roast poo for tea
>>202273302good ladget them hotdropped get them downedget them finishedget them looted
>>202273420Don't worry he ate tons of food so he will behave better now that he's sated.
might suck a covfefe
god made a mistake when he made bumholes shaggable
thinking about learning docker
>>202273475wish i could have my lips around a fat coffee right now but its too late at night
building a real grade celestial being mobile suit gn-001 gundam exia
>>202273414toby vs spaino, diego and tilde
Hate the morning honestlyPasses by to quickly whether you sleep through it or not
>>202273506i have something here you could have your lips around
ancient chinese people used to freeze wine, remove the ice, and consume the higher % alcohol left behind. this was before distillation.
>>202273532too*
>>202273545what is it
Potentially doxable info for my location but I don't care Decided to go to a local pub last week (very rare occurrence) and instead of Bazza and Gazza it turned out they were holding some kind of "rockabilly" event.Extremely bizarre experience. Men dressed like 1950s yanks and/or 2010s hipsters with slicked hair full of pomade, or waxed mustaches and nautical tattoos. Women dressing like 50s pin up models with bright red lipstick and polka dots.Most pretentious LARPers I've ever seen. Kinda reminded me of the Bioshock games. Music was like 50s/60s rock n roll but with one of those stand up jazz/orchestra basses.In short can say I'll probably never go back to a pub again. Not at all what I expected and I was the odd one out in a crowd of freaks.
>>202273551D'OH!
>>202273557blog to your mates at the malt shop you boring bastard
>>202273557screaming
>>202273557sounds like you were the freak honestly
stfu diego
>>202273557Reminds me of the movie The Forbidden ZoneTurns out to be very Jewish
>>202273557
>>202273557best pomade?
Did anyone order a boring loser blog post just saw one posted
>>202273532if you wake up at 5/6am it feels like it drags on forever until it gets to noon and then you're still like "wtf where's the time go"
>>202273499kek
Yummy burger.
>>202273557sounds like they had a great time with their pals doing something somewhat interesting whereas you're a boring bitter bastard complaining about it online.
*looms*
no friendsno moneyno gfno jobnever had sexclose to 30
>>202273651see >>202273625
>>202273633Yeah when noon hits you realize you would have rather slept in and all those hours were wasted. Grim.
>>202273633gone*
>>202273557>Kinda reminded me of the Bioshock games.
>>202273557We used to have "Mod night" where hipsters would dress up like 60s Brits and dance to 60s Britpop Was a dance club not a pub though
>>202273651me?have plenty of friendshave a decent job with a stable income have a gfalready mentioned my employment statushave had sex plenty of timesim over 30
What's considered the normie amount to go to the pub? Once a week? Once a month? Once every 3 months?
>>202273664actually i meant where'd
concept of clothing dumbwish I could be nayked
Hope do l cope with feeling awful all the time?
Took a long hard look in the mirror and I did NOT like what I saw.
>>202273687KTIMAIHAHC
>>202273693once or twice a week i reckonany more and you have a drinking problem
>>202273704would be much easier if you could just wear a toga everywhere
>>202273705consider the erb (tm)
>>202273728jah bless
>>202273705Get injured really badly and come back from itGet gangstalked really badly and escapeGet mind controlled really badly and stop itMake things your childhood self would have wanted you to make
>>202273693Working class - once a weekAnything else - 2 or 3 times a year
>>202273705gym
it's happy hour in britain so I can get on the beers now right
>>202273705lifting makes me feel really good cant go wrong with that
>In Minecraft>see herobrine or steve, whichever>say to no one in particular (i dont think i was alone, cant remember) "its that nigga herobrine", or steve, cant remember>he goes away>comes back and starts doing the minecraft crouch to put a table on his head>say "its that nigga herobrine got a table on his head">this was a funny meme in the minecraft world>herobrine goes away, hear "stop saying that">herobrine comes back and i say it again despite getting that bad feeling>he starts choking me>cant do anything but im gasping for air>break free a couple of times, i think. each time he just starts choking me>at some point his arms turn completely black and he becomes some kind of ghost or something>manage to play dead and go stiff, maybe i died>he flips me around and shoots me in the head>wake up
>>202273704Clothing is useless alone but out in public it's nice to show off your own personal style.
stopped believing in magic, lads :(
what period of English history do you wish you knew more about?
reminder that you don't rise to your goals but instead just fall to your habits, so get off your arse
For potential Brit heroes forever stuck in the abyss, read Reverend Insanity.
When will zoomers finally shut up about Minecraft?It's like a boomer who can't get over Super Mario Bros
>>2022738302005
American politics is so fucking cringeyhttps://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1835127053105979744
>>202273760>Anything else - 2 or 3 times a yearNo way this is true. See the upper and lower middle classes packing the pubs even on weekdays
>erm actuaccly, it's not ai, it's just machine learningbore off, its ai
Thinking I start a really old-fashioned website with like index.html in the url where people email me questions and I answer them on the page like every month
>>202273799says a lot about society
>>202273866Envious that old fart could get a hot young piece of assGives me hope for the future
Rolex? Casio.
>>202273866*turns the page*
put new brake discs and pads on my car today
>In Minecraft>see herobrine or steve, whichever>say to no one in particular (i dont think i was alone, cant remember) "its that nigga herobrine", or steve, cant remember>he goes away>comes back and starts doing the minecraft crouch to put a table on his head>say "its that nigga herobrine got a table on his head">this was a funny meme in the minecraft world>herobrine goes away, hear "stop saying that">herobrine comes back and i say it again despite getting that bad feeling>he starts choking me>cant do anything but im gasping for air>break free a couple of times, i think. each time he just starts choking me>at some point his arms turn completely black and he becomes some kind of ghost or something>manage to play dead and go stiff, maybe i died>he flips me around and shoots me in the head>wake up>receive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>202274003rapist
It's my birthday tomorrow, will be getting a visit from the parentbergs and then it's onto the alcoholtoil
Reckon the reason nobody names their son Romeo is because it would be an extremely embarrassing and sad name to have if he grows up to be ugly and lacking charisma.
>>202274013excuse me?
>>202273892I'll boron and say that it's biological learning as they have one hooked up to your brain reading your mind 24/7 so it can become as close to humans as possible.It used to fool me sometimes before my cleanse.
drive a shitbox old enough to have drum brakes in the backi hate dealing with springs so much
>>202274003Need to do this. Not confident to do it myself but also don't want to pay a garage £400 to put on £150 worth of parts.
>>202274026like Romeo Beckham
>>202273666GP
>>202274040wasnt talking to you
>>202271828*avoids eye contact *
wassup my niggas
>>202274026>ugly and lacking charismaKAHTEEM
Praying that cthulhu drowns you all and also ravages my arse with his big slimy tentacles
the shit abyss
>>202272143Mad that theyre the generation that goes mad when a 18 year old dates a 24year old
>>202274058parts cost me 90 something quid. garage quoted me £300. fuck that, i just did it myself. not that hard if you have the right tools. you'll need a brake piston compressor and an impact screwdriver
Any esoteric fashpilled zionist jews in?
can't wait to buy a new graphics card
>>202274180Literally every religious Jew in Israel/ Occupied Palestine
>>202274180Bronze Age Pervert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atdzfj8LcuY
>>202274209>Literally everyErrr the ones in Tel Aviv are mostly libtards. Maybe the rest of the country though.
>Moomins>OnlyfansWHICH WAY WESTERN WOMAN
People underestimate the strength of the ocean, the darkness of the abyssal depths
did the good guys win the battle of hastings?
>>202274251twink death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEKSY7XempMneed more tunes like this to listen to while I swipe through the apps in the 18-20 age range only
Can't be doing with this autumn shite
>>202274273No. But also consider that if the results had been different you'd almost certainly never had been born.
>>202274145Hey dude
>>202274274My POV in middle school of the girl who said she watched pornNo wonder I nearly failed Spanish
please dont stare at me with your evil eyes
>>202274274Sexo
>>202274145
>>202274209>>202274254They need to turn to the Lord Jesus Christ. So do the Moslems also.
>>202274145TOBYYYYYYYYYYY
>>202274364Your god is false.
>>202274313I had a female mate in secondary school who told me that one of her (female) friends watches pornshe said it as if it was a proper scandal as well, quite bizarre learnt that day that a lot of women don't watch porn, or at least not very often
just seen dafne keen's tits and fanny
>>202272143
>>202274251Spainfreak.
>>202274404link?
>>202274414screaming shes kind of based
*surreptitiously googles dafne keen*
>>202274407Is there an option C for loving UK and not loving Jews
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!
>>202274401Their lives are essentially one big pornoThey don't need to
>>202274414hate her an unfathomable amount
>>202274414hootingdo find her to be quite likeable personally
>>202274414Sad world we live in when wigger whores like this pretend that something so frivolous and degrading as masturbating should be celebrated publicly.
>>202274468>>202274472the duality of man
>>202274472She's bbc and Jewish only according to the news
>>202274414
mumberg's cooking up a golfball stew for Sunday dinner
>>202274488sean
>Sad world we live in when wigger whores like this pretend that something so frivolous and degrading as masturbating should be celebrated publicly.
>>202274443Yes that's called being Catholic though the Catholic Church doesn't support the existence of the UK
>>202274488weird freak piss off
Why are Canadians so full of hate
new>>202274447>>202274447>>202274447
mad how all chefs are completely mental
>>202274468>>202274484>>202274528Spaedo VPN
full of poo
>>202274414Despise this bint
people should be jerkin it man
men should be shamed for being skinnyfat dadbod having dyels
