most wonderful edish
don't really like shaun of the dead, not a very good film, the scene where dylan moran gets eaten is also hard to watch
*reaches out for the fruit that stops oil with a shit eating grin on my face*
Soul gems required to cast Soul Trap:>Black Soul gems or the Black Star: White European Aryans>Grand Soul Gem: Lions, tigers, orcas, sharks, polar bears, grizzly bears, eagles, hawks, wolves, leopards, jaguars, falcons>Greater Soul Gem: Japanese, Native Americans, Maori, Tibetans, Mongols, Ancient Egyptians>Common Soul Gem:Indians, Arabs, Persians, Aboriginal Australians >Lesser Soul Gem:Mestizos, Mulattos, Hapas, South Americans, Jews, Russians>Petty Soul Gem:Chinese, Transsexuals, Homosexuals, Paedophiles, Communists
caberge
eating shit for breakfast
>>202313436it's pretty solid. good editing, plot, characters, production value. sorry you're squeamish about gore but that doesn't negate all the great aspects of the film
>>202313420corr imagine getting nonced by that
*enters /brit/*
>>202313456thats not a cat
>>202313456what's wrong with your dog
>>202313392Not that big, we're not talking wojak shagging the fat girl big
>>202313470reckon there's too much foreshadowing in it with lines like "hey you're dead" and "it's not the end of the world", just one foreshadowing line is plenty, they lay it on too thick
TIL Greggs have regional products. Tottenham cake is not available in the midlands.
Wish I'd been born in Vermont
>>202313456did you know certain mammals are carnivorous?
Got trapped in a petty soul gem :/
>>202313497why doesnt he just send one huge block of lasers
>>202313525>Tottenham cakedoes it crumble under the slightest pressure
if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>202313525But they don't do parkin in Yorkshire #SHITE
>>202313530tell me more...
you could laugh at anything you want and if someone has questions about it then it isnt their humor. you could even laugh at things that arent funny
>>202313553Quid enim Hinieldus cum Christo?
>>202313553is it true in your opinion that henry the 8th was a shagger
>>202313553unfortunately the "best of your ability" appears to be either telling people to google stuff or replying with "?"!
had an american gf oncein uni, she was quite ugly, looked like bella ramsey, very nice though
>>202313576shut up toby you fucking freak
I am cockniverous lol
this thread is rubbish.
>>202313553What is Jesus' favourite games console
>>202313553how many wanks will condemn you to hell?
>>202313593did her pussy taste like high fructose corn syrup
Mad how i could smash you all silly
>>202313620she's pretty ugly.
>>202313550
>>202309175corrrrsad I missed a gyaldem edish
Greggs "secret menu" there are more items on them find them all!
>>202313620name?
>>202313633aye
>>202313620mental how fucking nice vag is
anime
>>202313647Secret menus are shite
>>202313647i bet these are all worse than their regular items, hence them not being on the main menu.
>>202313620why would a woman do this
>>202313620Where is it you work where this is considered suitable?
not laughing
>>202313687the porn factory
just got fired because of a particular post ITT
So Georgia O'Keeffe was just painting vaginas right
>>202313708Aye makes sense really
>>202313646It hasn't even hit bump limitYou can still post, lad
Doing a read. https://www.jrf.org.uk/a-minimum-income-standard-for-the-united-kingdom-in-2024>A single person needs to earn £28,000 a year to reach a minimum acceptable standard of living in 2024. A couple with 2 children need to earn £69,400 a year between them.>April 2024 saw an inflation-based increase in benefits of 6.7%. However, Council Tax, water and broadband prices all rose in April.>Around two-thirds of working-age adults living in poverty are from households where someone is in work (Joseph Rowntree Foundation, 2024a, p. 11); in 2021/22, 45.6% of households with incomes below MIS were those where all adults were employed (Padley et al., 2024).Might just get on the benefits. How does the PIP stuff work?
>>202313699
>>202313699what's her disability? autismo?
>>202313699I hate that patronising cunt
>>202313699this guy married a disabled person in case you were wondering if he could get any creepier
>>202313699this guy gives me the creeps.
>>202313699what i imagine adam to look like
>>202313553What proof is there that Christianity is true
>>202313739he's got those unsettling kenneth copeland eyes, i'm sure there's something sinister about him
>>202313754Bible, duh
>>202313762rorkes da
>>202313699DON'T post that other webm
>>202313727>A couple with 2 children need to earn £69,400 a year between them.That is a lot fuck me, 28k on your own is easily doable though.
>>202313739You hate him because you are miserable
Always a bit of a whiff of piss when it comes to fannies, even with hygienic girls. Just not a bodily organ that was ever designed to be fully clean
>>202313779thats only 35k each
>>202313718I mean who was she trying to fool
post these webms
>>202313727Don't want to encourage salarymonging but my wife and I make just under £100k Have no kids of our own though :/
>>202313807its quite close to the other hole
>>202313780No I hate him because he makes a living by being patronising to care about disabled people.
>>202313762me on the right directly next to his head and partially covered by it
>>202313741Did he
>>202313771So the Harry Potter books are proof of wizadry and magic are they
>>202313780Nah, he really doesn’t seem earnest at all.
corrrrrrr
>>202313727i'll never earn enough to have children.
>>202313400I can't find a job because of how awful the american economy is
just updated me filter X
>>202313811mlp/pony content
eating 6 slices of bread todayno good
>>202313807it is quite clean actually since urine is sterile and everything
>>202313808Yeah I know I just didn't think you'd need that much
Lads, do any of you happen to know which episode of Modern Life is Good-ish contains the bit about placenta/play centre?I cannot for the life of me find it
>>202313823mental how badly sn mindraped you
>>202313808So you need two full time parents both earning above the national average salary to have kids?
banned from /sp/ AGAINoh so tiresome
when a non-white tries saying anything to me in the street
>>202313827Try that sentence again pal
>>202313779That genuinely sounds too low. I know some couples with 1 kid on like 80k between them and they say it's nowhere near enough and are always stressed
the heartache choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrH3OQRgfVc
>>202313837No, of course not.
>>202313858
>>202313870...yh
>>202313887Then the Bible isn't proof of Christianity is it, it's just a book, nobody knows if the claims of the book are true. Most likely the Bible is just made up
this thread is obsessed with spaino. it gets boring.
>>202313899little broken canadian boymindraped by spainlord ~
This hotel is proper posh lads. The hangers aren't attached to the rail to stop people stealing them and there's a foot washer thing in the bathroom
do penis smell like piss to women during blowsucks
Was watching chubby girls lick each others fannies again :(
Not that long ago, men were not only encouraged but expected to deploy their sexual prowess in a direct and confrontational manner. Things like pinching and slapping ladies arses, placing your hand on their 'thighs', getting them drunk was considered fair game when pursuing women.And women fucking loved it.
>>202313871isnt hard to achieve 35k.
>>202313877>I know some couples with 1 kid on like 80k between them and they say it's nowhere near enough and are always stressedProbably shite with finances
pack it in or else
prank call 998 all you wantdo it until they block you. what are you gonna do? get into a non-emergency??
Should I open them? Will they be worth it?
>>202313876patronising to disabled people* i typed something out and then deleted it>>202313877Grim, having kids doesn't sound worth it at all for many reasons. My mate had his second recently and told me he's struggling to cope as she just screams all the time and doesn't sleep. Said that if his wife died his children would be fucked as he's not cut out for parenting. No idea why he had a second honestly, having another kid 'just to keep the other company' is a ridiculous reason.
that guy gives me the crepes
>>202313946hard to believe there are freaks like you out there who dont hide stubs
>>202313913>Most likely the Bible is just made upHow so
overdose on bloodpressure meds and call 998
>>202313913It’s not a book, it’s a collection of books. Some are historical, some are allegorical, there’s even poetry.
>>202313945no, toby
was sinea'd oconnor popular in Britain too
>>202313973stfu groomer
>>202313972Burning bushes, talking to God on Mount Sinai, it doesn't sound very plausible does it
would love a wife and kid myself, but I am 5'7 and autistic so it probably shan't happen
>>202313971filtering in general is cringe (unless they're actually spamming gore or something else unsettling)why don't you just use your mind's natural filter, works for me
These lads still banging on about the bible lmao
Most people have a spending/budgeting problem that scales with incomeCunts going through their 20s and 30s without an emergency fund
>>202313967Finally, a decent fucking post
>>202313937The average person earns less than 35k salary mong that's the point. Not that higher paying jobs exist.If every single person in the country was paired up, married and also employed full time, the average couple would not be earning enough.
>>202313581dunno this>>202313614ddint have one>>202313622dont know doesn't rly work like that>>202313754philosophy and theology
>>202313933:/
998 blocked mepranked them too hard this time
WHY AM I COOKING SO GOOD
I prefer my /brit/ experience unfiltered, no matter how much drivel gets posted
>>202313995well imagine how hard it is for me, i'm 6'2 and not autistic so i have nothing to blame for my loneliness but myself
>>202313991dont forget noah managing to fit 10 million different species of animal and plant on a little boat lol
>>202314027got 99 cooking i bet :p
>>20231394140k isn't even enough in america to raise a child because of how expensive things are now the cost of living and general shitty conditions would break you
>>202314004this sentence could describe several hundred years of European history
>>202313991True, we all know that bushes never burn
Uoooooh Adam-chan!!! ToT
>>202313913We know Jesus existed and was crucified due to non-Christian sources referencing it. I believe evidence for the Old Testament is few and far between.
ever met a really rude disabled personnot sure how to deal with that
mental how bradley he mindraped him
i pour my hot oil discretly into the bin
i imagine god as having quirky filters that you wouldn't expect, like how dumbledore from harry potter is apparently an enjoyer of tenpin bowling
>>202314066geezers in wheelchairs are always cunts
>>202314066God already dealt with them, big man x
Crepe stalls are a fucking rip off, I'm not paying a fiver for a fucking pancake, jog on.
>>202313999i used to cope this way until i actually started doing it and ive never looked back. makes your posting experience much much betterplus they cant do a single thing about it. makes them seethe like mad which is the ultimate victory quite frankly
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing! You already told her twice
>>202313974Splitting hairs to be honest>>202314038Exactly>>202314055Bushes burn but they don't represent supernatural entities most of the time (or ever)
>>202314066I have to deal with one every single day It's exhausting :/
>>202314066There are plenty in this thread
>>202314113this joke is just horrible.
>>202314130really worth posting this, check it out you all
>>202314054All of it uninteresting
once upon a time I was falling in lovenow I'm only falling apartthere's nothing I can poo, a total eclipse of the fart
>>202314094>filtersi meant hobbies, sorry got filters on the brain havent i
>>202314061Maybe that much is true but that doesn't mean Jesus was divine>>202314143I like this gimmick
>>202314066>ever met a really rude disabled personevery time i'm on /brit/
The ol' irish sunglasses
>>202314134yeah when you look in the mirror each morning
>>202314164this is the only (you) i've gotten though.
>>202314100youre better suited to the creep stalls i take it
Complainlad !!GKsTtlsfnol welcome to the filter list
another batch seems its full of religious mong talk it was a mistake to open them >>202313971sometimes they are worth opening on other boardshowever in the dozens of times I've opened them on /brit/ the answer is always no
been to greggs no hot sausage rolls or steak beaks fucking woke cunts ruin fucking everything wont be going back theyve lost a good customer
bizarre experience seeing memes that i witnessed the birth of being co-opted by normies years laterexample, i was here when the term "pajeet" was invented, now it's considered a real racial slur that people know about
>>202314203i bet you aren't the only one to do it either.
>>202314095I worked on a checkout once and a guy in a wheelchair was buying a case of beers so I just sat it on his lap after I scanned it and started doing the payment. Dickhead manager came up and started apologising to him and tried to make out I was being rude to him for being in a wheelchair.Luckily the guy was sound and told her his legs don't work but they make a good table and that I did nothing wrong. Nice fella.
I've been staring at womens big breasts a lot never used to do this
very nearly at +50kg chin ups (70kg bw)think that is pretty good.
>>202314211Tell tripadvisor not me
how did Clarkson land that Irish milfhe looks like a literal goblin
top 10 gay sex porn peng poo porn
>>202314120>Bushes burn but they don't represent supernatural entities most of the time (or ever)How so?
>>202313754It's really easy. Go fuck with some demonic occult shite. Get yourself in trouble. Then beg Jesus Christ to save you. And He will.
>>202314211their sausage rolls aren't nice any more anyway. they ruined them years ago.
i remember when "leaf" and "a fucking leaf" started being used against canadians, it was 2015 and aussies were spamming it alongside the golden lel
>>202314251maybe because he is rich and famous lad
>>202314238been on the nofap lately?
>>202313871Earned 35k in my grad job how much of a runt are you to think that's a lot
thoughts Girls that wear jewelry with their names on it?
>>202314164No I agree, Christians actually edited a non-Christian source to imply that.
>>202314256me on google when me gay porn parents leave
>>202314270A
>>202314251Dunno. Probably has a massive cock.
>>202314251He has a MASSIVE cock and I MEAN massive according to your nan
>>202314251How did the tall, funny millionaire pull a hot bird? No idea.
>>202314238mad how women can show cleavage and have the audacity to claim offence when I look yet if I have my meaty arse crack on show, I get told off.
>>202314181Baited for this exact reply
just learned that doing bad things means bad things will happen to you, then if you stop doing the bad things and do good things good things will happen to you
Finished toilOff home nowBurritos for teaNeed to do some ironing for tomorrow too
>>20231400920/40/40 split20% for living expenses40% for investments40% for taxsimple as
my kids will be going to peterson academy for education
Huw Edwards paid for 41 images of children, some between 7 and 9 years old, showing penetration.He is NOT expected to receive a custodial sentence.
One of the weeks five days done, friday approaches
>>202314320>>40% for taxyou mean theft
indians being proud of being indian is the funniest thing i've ever heard of
>>202314256diego's google history
i would ALWAYS get a bacon baguette with sausage and omelette and a vanilla latte every morning and get my dinner too chicken club baguette, two sausage rolls, steak bake and a fanta and get a sausage and bean melt after work. theyve really fucking let me down sick of the woke freaks ruining everything never going back there
>>202314324sending mine to prager U
bit sweaty today
>>202314320>40% for taxWell most don't have to budget that here
>>202314328Could have just browsed /sp/
>>202314188Haha he's done it again>>202314284There we go, case closed
soycord out in force i see
>>202314256sadschoolboy9 search history
could do with a custardial sentence, me
>>202314320don't really think tax should be included in this rule because you don't really have a choice as to whether or not or how much you pay
I just miss him so much
>One of the final messages from the Titan submersible crew said they were "all good here" before it imploded, killing all five on board
>>202314291>humble careerdidn't he go to Repton
>>202314339
>>202314377he mindbroke you
>>202314320>taxYankified retardAlso 20% on living is needlessly austere
>>202314328He's lucky he was involved with child porn, not sending mean tweets.
>>202314386I've seen this and another webm before with that woman in and really don't know what the context is. Is it staged, or are they worshipping a homeless person?
>>202314379Not sure you know what career means mate
>He didn't have a Michealmas term povvo
>>202314364oh you were being ironic when you said you liked my gimmick. makes sense.
>>202314387So true :/
got the electric youth on
Mad how Huw had a 'porn vendor'Is it a boomer thing?
greggs gone down the fucking swanny all this woke shit said they cant reheat sausage rolls health and safety okay so get a warm fucking counter you spastics or stop being woke
>>202314432Its a nonce thing
>>202314386bet she's a top shag
>>202314397OK here's your (you).How the flipping fuck is tax a 'yankified' thing???
>>202314432fancy way of saying he knew people/groups to buy cp from
>>202314433tell those jumped up c*nts keith
going on the HENRY subreddit makes me want to kill myself, reading about some girl who's on 100k+ in Edinburgh at age 32 or so working in fintech, while I graduated with an engineering degree 4 years ago and have fuck all to show for it at age 27
>>202314447well-crafted bait
>>202314432he's a nonce
frozen sausage rolls are so ridiculously peng. like greggs of old. and they usually cost like a pound for 4 big ones
>>202314386This are mikey’s family?
Don't understand the salary mong bait posts. Do they think people are going to get angry at them saying a 40k job is standard as if nobody knows what the average salary is?
>>202314468Prefer my sausage rolls cooked
>>202314433I always ask 'What's hot?' so they can tell me, although I said it once and was met with a blank stare by the girl on the till. Really don't fancy a sausage roll that has been sat there for 8 hours.
>>202314462what is HENRY?
>>202314468Think you're supposed to cook them, lad
>>202314484haha, nice one lol
Anyone know what the average salary is? Not a clue, personally.
>>202314468Filling ingredients:40% pork30% rusk (some filler made from wheat)30% God knows what
>>202314468Yes mate, even cheapo ASDA own brand ones taste great. Add some baked beans and you've got the lunch of champions.
I just want to get married. I don't want her to live in the same country as me or live in the house just a woman I speak to a couple of times a day maybe but I can call her my wife. I'm sure I can find that somewhere.
*sits in the corner of /brit/ non-chalantly licking a frozen sausage roll*
henry be kidding me
and greggs charging extra for full fat coke yet you can get a tea with unlimited sugars for a quid make it make sense woke pricks
>>202314510On /brit/? About £75k mate x
alri let's slow our roll on the salaryposting before it gets out of hand, the last thing /brit/ needs is to be even more boring
most foods give me acid reflux nowadays.
henry? i barely know 'er!
>>202314386following the fabled pooman around
mad how there's more free speech on woke twitter than chaotic wild 4chan nowelon will only ban you for the most explicit terrorist threats (and some even are a-okay). hateful words might get filtered but just clicking a "show" button lets you see the post. plenty of n-words and Hitler speeches just allowed freely toomeanwhile 4channy janny trannies are no better than Reddit mods and WILL give you the 3 day ban for triggering them or showing naked sexy booba
Mental how the 'gender pay gap' is because women do meme degrees at uni and end up in shit jobs.
went on that indeed site working for british gas is the best job in the country
>>202314497High earner, not yet retired. Full of folks in their late 20s and early 30s with almost a million in net worth or more.
>>202314559It really isn't
Civil service pays me £60k just to sit on my fat arse eating kizza
>>202314520wait, what?!?!?!!?! sausage rolls are... le BAD for me?!?!
Henry? Nearly bloody killed ‘im!
>average salary in the UK is 28kGrim
shut up you blithering idiots blither blither blither about absolutely nothingget a fucking grip you cringecases
bolg on retard
>>202314566ah yes, henyrdickhead
>>202314566>>202314497No, it's High Earner, Not Rich Yet
>>20231458726k chad myself
>>202314596What would you like to talk about?
>>202314566i seewell if it's any consolation most of these people have rich parents and got good jobs through nepotism
>>202314587Just get a 40k job then?
>>202314587that's what i'm on and it sucksmy willy is also average and i am of an average height and weight
>>202314576mental how badly he has mindbroken youyou're now pretending to be him
>>202314603
>>202314566>retiredNo mongo it's High Earning Not Rich Yet. That's right those people on £100k jobs are all complaining they don't have enough money and aren't actually rich yet.
>>202314628Prefer Fantasy myself
>>202314629t. 5'7" 21 stone with a 3" knob
Me?>EXTREMELY TALL>EXTREMELY RICH>PORTFOLIO OF HOUSES>SHAGS>CHILDREN
teaching a bird on chaturbate english
wonder how spainers switches vpns so quicklyas far as i know you can't post with a vpn unless you have a 'chon pass
Here were the top 20 HIGHEST PAID JOBS in the UK in 2023, according to the ONS, with their median annual pay:Chief executives and senior officials: £84,131Marketing, sales and advertising directors: £83,015Information technology directors: £80,000Public relations and communications directors: £79,886Directors in logistics, warehousing and transport: £72,177Aircraft pilots and air traffic controllers: £71,676Financial managers and directors: £70,000Functional managers and directors: £69,933Specialist medical practitioners: £66,031Headteachers and principals: £66,014Train and tram drivers: £64,348Senior police officers: £59,053Electrical engineers: £53,488Business and financial project management professionals: £52,896Sales accounts and business development managers: £52,495Barristers and judges: £52,416Solicitors and lawyers: £52,296Business, research and administrative professionals: £52,241IT project managers: £51,933IT business analysts, architects and systems designers: £51,698
>>202314629Better than being short with a tiny willard.
>>202314661I beg your pardon
>>202314661Shagging children is wack, anon
I didn't go to work for a monthI didn't leave my bed for eight days straightI haven't hung out with anyoneIf I did, I'd have nothing to sayI didn't feel angry or depressedI didn't feel anything at allI didn't want to go to bedAnd I didn't want to stay up lateWhen you're living your life, well, that's the price you'll pay
>>202314629So what you're saying is, about half the people in the country earn less than you, are shorter than you, are fatter than you, and have a smaller cock than you?Sounds like you're doing alright tbqh mate
I deliberately made the HENRY mistake so you mongs would jump in to correct me and engage with my topic. Is finance literally the only way to be a high earner?>>202314462
>>SHAGS>>CHILDREN
>>202314603KEK
get the asylums emptied
>>202314698dastardly strategy
>>202314689in practice being average is as bad as being at the bottom because everything in our society is for the top 1%
hate all the salary talk.
>>202314640Pretending to be who? >>202314675He has multiple laptops and phones Also charges mummy's credit card when one is banned
>>202314678>Headteachers and principals: £66,014This would be pretty good until you see they are putting 1 headteacher in charge of 6-10 schools now
going into another beard phase
>>202314397>Also 20% on living is needlessly austereincrease your incomelets assume £30k is 20%so you would be banking 60k (40%) a year in investments600k in 10 years5% of 600k is 30k20/40/40 = retire in 10 years
>>202314751Who is the lucky lady?
>>202314751i can't grow a beard. it sucks. forever doomed to have an ugly mouth area.
>>202314748your mum could do with a headteacherbarely goes past the helmet
making over £65k puts you in the top 10% of wealth in the UK, over £80k puts you in top 5%, £160k puts you in top 1%, £236k in top 0.5% and £650k in top 0.1%
>>202314751ktim and also going through the awkward stage of hair growth and not sure if i want to go get a trim or grow it out and see how that looks, never had long hair before
>>202314751cba dealing with the itchiness or the trampiness of the early beard
>>202314730spainnonceyou're pretending to be him for some bizarre reasonutterly mindbroken
>>202314761>lets assume £30k is 20%lol
Leave the shite gimmicks in this thread before we move to the new lads yeah?
jobs are not how you get richtrading time for money is not smart
>>202314698>Is finance literally the only way to be a high earner?Drive a train
>>202314810was just thinking exactly this
>>202314842>>202314842
god damn it. i wanted to make the new.
stop being poor has a mathematical formula, get with the programhttps://ia801009.us.archive.org/27/items/the-millionaire-fastlane-140113153049-phpapp01/the-millionaire-fastlane.pdf
>>202314856>https://ia801009.usnot a chance
>>202314799How so?
Promotion in the bag ladsAssociate consultant before I'm 30 isn't half bad>>202314371You do if you're a cash in hand tradie or landlord
>>202314320Where's your savings?
