>>202316387haha this is certainly me
>>202316387I look like this and do this
just wanked over a middle-aged mother of four with a horrible fungating carcinoma erupting out of her anus
I want a pet chicken
>no edition>early>pushed in front of me to make the newfuck off
i wish this country was more minimalistic in its aesthetics
my double vision always seems to get the best of me
>>202316028go smart casual de lad
>>202316365
new tumble dryer is surprisingly loud
>>202316431they're filthy little buggers, i've got some i'm waiting on to die so i can finally let the dogs out in the back yard
leftypol turning up to his job interview at a construction site in a shirt and tie with his own printed copy of his cv
>minimalismStyle for those of minimal intelligence
>>202316468cheap piece of shit
just wanked over a pregnant young woman with gangrenous hemorrhoids falling out of her anus
>better save this bradley to post in the new
brooo so there's this girl and brooo she's like brooo and im like damm now brit is shit so im like brooo is it just an energy sink after all? like brooo stop giving them your energy
>>202316478Dogs shouldn't eat chickens if you even bothered training them for a second Unless they are pitbulls
>>202316440Lived at home when attending uni so I saved my money haha
chickens left alone for too long begin to cannibalize each other
>>202316513innit
Now I have the bag
Me mate is right about the steel toed work boots. Me used to work at a construction site and on the first I was wearing regular shoes and the foreman made go home but I got some steel toed work boots the next day and he let me back on the job.
>>202316526they most likely wouldn't attack the chickens but they have before when they were younger and i don't want to take the risk
just wanked over a rabbi with recurrent colorectal cancer that had been excised but returned and left him with horrific fistulas between his distal rectum and his skin - his butt looked like an active volcano with little red rivers bursting through the skin of his butt cheeks
>>202316508what do you call a pregnant young woman with gangrenous hemorrhoids falling out of heryour birth loool
>>202316500that's the thing though, it's a £900 Miele, I was expecting it to be practically silent
there's unironic flat earthers who post in /polska//brit/ isn't far behind given we had unironic QAnon schizos calling Tom Hanks a Satanic reptilian paedophile here yesterday.Let's have less schizo shit and more poo posts please! x
sharting and farting all over the mart
>>202316578dunelm
always have this constant background dread/anxiety on weeknights after toil when im just sitting about the housedrinking gets rid of it but cant drink every night of the week unfortunately
Corr yeah lets see a girl doing a big poo then!
>Polo shirts are awful you dim bellendnah they're brill
>>202316595what are you doing up at this hour m8?
>>202316590>flat earthersactual retard, earth is concave
>>202316495>NOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO FILL YOUR ROOMS WITH BULLSHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT
>tacobell removed their craving meals for 4What the FUCK is their problem?
>>202316608any particular reason for the dread?
Stinky girl anuses
>>202316434Must be so peaceful in there with no blacks or latinx.
berg
mad how much people seethe when you let slip your savings lol
>>202316590point and laugh at the globetard
>>202316578damn, you've just ended my /brit/ career like a pustular, draining pilonidal abscess leaking through skin, requiring wide excision would end a teenage athlete's career.
might start a conspiracy theory that 9/11 never happened and our memories of the twin towers is a psyopreckon it wouldn't be hard to convince zoomers of this since most of them weren't born yet when it happened
dos the NHS prescribe poo?
>>202316615sitting at work getting paid to watch minecraft videos and banter with you lads, and yourself?
R owen jones got married
>>202316632Based, I feel at ease in places like this, my flat is very spartan for that reason. You do need to make sure it's not completely soulless though.
>>202316672mad that you brag about wasting your best years not spending anything
Imagine being a shut-in neek, leeching off your parents for over a decade as a fully grown adult and pretending that the key to saving money is austerity
>>202316689good luck getting seen by a poologist, 6 year wait
>>202316701went to sleep too early and woke up at midnight, as tends to happennow i'm watching hot fuzz (2007)
>>202316632>ah yes time for me to sit in my uncomfortable plastic chair in the corner and stare at my huge empty gray room Guess this would be fine for a retard such as yourself Personally I prefer to display things I love around my house
>>202316702good for him
>>202316649not any one thingthinking about work, the future, life, money, the people around me etc
>>202316702bloody poofters arseing up the bloody country
>>202316613got mistaken for working in lidl when i was wearing one the other year
>>202316720What do you spend your money on?>>202316722>key to saving money is austerityIt is.
Please what is the fastest way to get rich I need money lots of money I just want money
>>202316720done him
>>202316552Why are you talking like that?
>>202316732based>nobody move or the ginger nut gets it!
People who don't partake in cocaine are weird
>>202316680That’s just not on.
How do I improve my post quality?
>>202316640I tried that once and it was shitethe "tacos" were small, 80% lettuce with a pinch of beef at the bottom and the "quesadillas" were just burger cheese in chewy breadfirst time I understood what "goyslop" was
>>202316702which one is the....you know....
>>202316659and no whites
>>202316632Meanwhile what your room actually looks like
There will be a special celebrity guest here tonight at 9pm so be here
Was it /brit/ or brit/pol/ who made the fake owen jones cuck quotes?
>>202316798One of the left is the bottom, right is the top.
>>202316672how much you got? Can't be more than me
>>202316672Happy for you but don't particularly care
>>202316766There's no fast way, it takes time and discipline.
>>202316680corr, lovely tits
>>202316811peng, would love that
>>202316798which one leads when they dance the tango?
>>202316785suicide
>>202316732this very EVENING
>>202316544would smell her bum per que if you catch my drift
>>202316779all the cocaine in canada has fent in it and could instakill younot sure why
>>202316431my old neighbours had pet chickens was pretty awesome. I wish I shagged the mum she was so hot.
>>202316811looks comfy desu
>>202316762Got a blue and yellow polo shirt have you
>>202316680Missus used to have the same body as this lass but she's recently gained a few pounds
>>202316798>>202316847Owen strikes me as a bratty bottom
>>202316779there's a cokehead on my street and his movements are so animated his brain receptors are fucked
>>202316702Which one takes it up the chuff.
>>202316813brit/feel/
>>202316785turn off the trip and VPN
>>202316766GamblingCryptoSelling drugsStealing jewellery, watches, handbags, etc... And selling them
>>202316869screaming
>>202316811wish i had a nice hardwood floor, this carpet of mine is dusty and full of puke stains
>>202316702
>>202316764Could just earn more moneyYou don't HAVE to work at a electroplating factory, especially as a uni graduate
rorke coming back from the hospital with some cheeky tardive dyskinesia
>>202316885The gay secret is I'd say more than 75% if gays enjoy both at different times
new gimmick: everyone give me one (1) bitcoin
Alright guys? Back from work now.
>Hot Fuzz (2007)Nearly 18 years since Hot Fuzz was first released.What the fuck.
>>202316897I think this is the idea I have to sell stuff
>>202316640>tacobell removed their craving meals for 4is that 4 pounds or a meal for 4 people?
Ngl I'd take it up the arse nightly if it meant the nation's politics would be reshaped exactly to my designs
>>202316909>carpet in australiabizarre
>>202316916bloody nancies taking over the bloody country
>neeted for a couple of years after uni>got made redundant in my first 2 permanent jobs>quit the 3rd after 3 months because it was really shit>now have an awful CV that makes me look completely unreliableBeen justed pretty hard by toilstein me
grimmick
>>202316940how's it hanging babe?
done him
>>202316946how many times has it been released since
>>202316916why do leftypols think it's alright to wear this kind of muck?
Most gays have a preference rather than a hard and fast need to be on top or bottom.Of course such people do also exist.
>>202316752unironically quit drinking. after 2-3 months you will be calm 98% of the time and nothing will really tilt you anymore. if you drink regularly your mind is always at the edge 24/7. when you sober up it doesnt mean all the effects of alcohol on the body/mind suddely just disappear
A female streaker tries to cover up as she is escorted from the ground by a policewoman during the 1st Test match between England and Pakistan at Lord's Cricket Ground, London, (1996)
>>202316994Not too bad. Bit tired but generally okay.
>>202316991How long did each of those two jobs last?
>>202316997sent that nonce flying
>>202316979what do you mean? most of the places i've lived at have had carpets throughout the house and all of them had it in the bedrooms
>>202316795restaurants always skimp on the meat and in fact that's how they make their money. because cheese, bread, and toppings are all very cheap. soda is cheap too
>>202317020me on the left going "phwoaar"
>>202317031only a few months each too
>>202316940Alri lass, how was your day?
Poleaboo and 190 used to run this place with an iron fist
there's rorke getting his dreads knocked off
>>202316387howling htis is met. dieego
*gently makes a pass at you by touching your leg under the table*well?
>>202316779got over coke very quickly mestaying in some.cunts house until 6am talking pure bollocks and the spending the whole weekend feeling like.deathnah never again
Got two chicken legs in the oven that I'm going to have with sauerkraut Then I'll get a garlic bread at the pub for my carbs
"Perfect", said Rorke. "Just like ancient Sparta"
Zoomers can't say anything without starting with "unironically"
Keep getting flashbacks to my previous life in which I was the daughter of a family of middle class first generation east asian immigrants to BrazilDo believe I was murdered or died of unnatural causes which is why I cannot yet fully move on
>>202316716The weak must fear the strong
>>202316997creating a walk in help centre for sex havers like this with sex haver problems but it's actually a meat grindee where they get turned to slurry and fed to pigs
mental how before internet porn we had to wank to Ben Dover VCR's
>Bich Haha
>>202317054That's harsh, why were you made redundant?Just make up some shit about the company had a downturn and a First In First Out policy
I have an engineering degree and a brain, I'm told they are supposed to be useful for finance or sales. I just can't bring myself to pursue those areas though, I've always viewed them as scummy, parasitic, and it actually pains me to consider it. I wanted to contribute positively to the world with my job but I can't see getting past 55k or so in the next 10 years doing the "right thing", fun but low paying water/flood management and prediction work that I'm doing for water companies right now. It hurts. I'll have to chase money and just accept it.
>>202317080*walks into pub*"ONE PIECE OF BREAD MY GOOD MAN!"
wonder if it's as easy to KO someone in real life as it is in video gamescan't imagine just sneaking up behind someone like in deus ex and punching their lights out
>>202317083Hahaha all it's missing is the adolescent boys
>>202317020>lord'sbet the old bastards in those MCC ties tutted very loudly at this
>>202317104Hey Bich
>>202317058Is this really you Spaino? Are you working in Vancouver again?
>>202317104>All (50+)Alri chad, then there's me with one (1) like from a literal midget
>>202317104peng
chucked the chippies in the airfryerredstripe cooling offmmhmm x
Business idea: bully catyank until he fucks off permanently
>>202316860Alright Taras how goes it
>>202317012i have a preference not to read your post
>>202317105that was actually the reason both timesboth were fucked because of the pandemic basically, I tried to start looking for work just before that hit
>>202317155190!
what kind of cunt puts cream in a carbonara?
>>202317104>Bich
>>202317054how the fuck do you get hired and made redundant in a few months at two difference companies? reckon there's something you're leaving our
>>202317122>can't see getting past 55k or so in the next 10 yearsOh boo hoo
>>202317066Yooou geng Ooonan jigala ooshnuckbang Fucalmenegaan oo now shnow b'goun shnow k'boung nn sn hoo snou Boum snougaloogie The way you jumbalang girl
>>202317140On a cheeky holibob with the missus in Nova Scotia this time
>>202317125It's one of those gay pubs that only serves pizza and as I don't want a full pizza I'll get a garlic bread insteadComprende?
>>202317175Oh shut the fuck up diego, you're not special for knowing it's not traditional to use cream
>>202317088what do you figure your next life will be
>>202317163then go back to /cum/. nobody is asking you to be in a thread that wasn't made for you.
>>202317014i cant imagine life without, ive been drinking at least weekly ever since i was a teenager
>>202317104I'll put cream into her carbonara if you're picking up on the meaning
>>202317197halifax?
>>202317203nothing to do with tradition it's just fucking weird
>>202316997fucking hate all that daddy shite. get a grip. if a girl called me that in bed i'd give her a slap
>>202317184Yeah but really, when I apparently have the potential for more. I'm on 33k right now, quite grim considering what I see others with similar qualifications earning.
got a wig splitting headache
you have to be a psychopath to be financially successful in life (unless your parents set you up), there's no way around it
>>202317162aite thank you m8
>>202317127in my city a few years ago someone got one shotted in a bar fight. dead from one punch. I think he fell and hit his head though
>>202317095was copies of Nuts and Max Power for me when I was a nipper
>>202317198Jump in front of a train on the way back from the pub Fucking boring cunt
>>202317242drink water
>>202317104hahahahaha fucking HOWLING at this, not sure why but it's so fucking funny HAHAHAHA
my 3 month probation review has been delayed until friday because there was no meeting rooms available today
>>202317244nah just save every month since a young agenot hard to be rich by your 40s
>>202317229how so
>>202317222...yh
now, i'm the king of the bendersgot a jungle bbci like to top and had to stop'cause mikey gave me hiv
>>202317242>wig splitting
>>202317292peng x
>>202317272drank like 2 litres today
>>202317217You won't though, will you?
imagine a world where women also had willards as well as fannies
>>202317164Then just use that as an excuse.
Is this a real Spaino or a fake?
>>202317309Weather is a bit shit desu :/
was in woolworths the other day and they'd renamed the chicken kievs to "chicken kyivs"bizarre globohomo bluepilled tranny clown world innit
don't think i've had any water todaymight have had some summerfruits squash next to my bed when i woke up i'm not sure
>>202317307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7B9LGfdCY
>>202317308
>>202317241Sounds normal for an engineer.Everyone who works in finance/sales is scum, you are right about that.
>>202317271How about I come round your house and chin you instead?
>>202317326Still looks bad at a glance which is all that matters, literally never get interviews anymore
>>202317244I see it as more you need to be highly skilled in something, smart, and also be willing to work a lot. but being a psychopath helps for sure
>>202317278thought this was referring to criminal probation but then realised its about your smelly job
bollocks on the chinoooon the chinon the chin
If you were black for a day, what would you do?
>>202317350Did they really do that or are you making one of those so-called "jokes", as they say
>>202317328Why would anyone pretend to be me?
>>202317307Thick BBCThick BBCDarling it's better Makes you much wetterThan lil timmy
>>202317378Have you tried a job agency?
your tax dollars at work
>>202317411test my new jumping abilities and post my bbc places for attention
If you're all straight men why do you spend all day talking about big black cocks
can we swap our immigrants for mexican immigrantes except only fit ones like off the telly
>>202317424Can I find an agency as a grad, with not much in terms of skills? I thought that was just for people with experience or skills. How do you even find them and what do they do?
>>202317476nuclear core
>>202317468Name pls?? :)
>smartest kid in my year suddenly becomes a seshlord in year 13 (once turned up to a maths exam 15 minutes late)>I, a dummy, suddenly start to work like hell in year 13 after getting bad grades in year 12>we get the same grades and end up in the same uni doing a similar degree>he frowns and ignores me when I say hi to himI think it's funny
>>202317413no i'm serious, i'm not super mad about it or anything it's just bizarre
>>202316766>>202317271
It was my birthday a few days ago, I went back to Staffordshire to my parents house. I received a happy birthday email from Greggs with a free cake voucher. So I took it to a shop in Uttoxeter and asked for a Tottenham cake. I received blank looks “what?”, I tried to describe it, a helpful co worker who had moved up from London helped me and explained to his co worker what it is and then explained to me that they only sell it down south. Rather than take something else I waited until this morning, stopped by Greggs in Hertfordshire and picked up my Tottenham cake. So TIL not all products are available in all Greggs, and now I can’t help but wonder what I’m missing out on that they don’t sell round here.
https://www.nimblefins.co.uk/savings-accounts/average-household-savings-uk
>>202317476awooga
>>202317083Rorke won't like this... not one bit
>>202317470it's one jeet (I.e. not a man)
>>202317476holy facking shite. very nice
>>202317497@_briellexxx on twitter
>>202317476i see women that look like this 20 times a dayt. arizona
i don't understand how they get the butter into the kyiv
>>202317498Blog on you boring bastard
>>202317083need nothing more in life
Majority of the worlds population are either Christian or MuslimSo it's no surprise aliens don't contact us while the majority of people believe easily debunked schizo nonsense
>>202317554tubes
smack my bitch up
>>202317411does my IQ drop to black levels as well? if so i have trouble saying definitively what i'd get up toif not i'd just stay home and wait for it to wear off
>>202317543ty!!
>>202317554They fuck it in
>>202317554trucks
>>202317578what?
Rest up King, you deserve it.
>>202317083vgh the modern diogenes' barrel..
>>202317554elton john eats it then farts it into the kiev via bum funnel
>>202317598corr
>>202317567there's no such thing as aliens
>>202317486Yeah you absolutely can.You sign up with them, then they find you work. I got a job via one a few years ago, the company took me on.Try something like Adecco or Acorn
Chubes
>>202317554they forcefeed the chicken butter before they slaughter it so it's there in its belly
swear we just skipped a month or 2 thereit was june like last week was it not
>>202317476I recognize her from the you're not Japanese webm
Keep hallucinating insects about and shadow people when they're notAny tips? Advice?
>>202317609Best interviewer ever
Want beers already
rorke raping both nan and king
>>202317551lucky bastard
>>202317656you just left the k hole
>>202317665too late they're already in your walls
I fuck the butter in at the kiev factory, I am horribly burned
Curiosity has its rewards.
Feels like everyone is ignoring me :/
>>202317554Trucks like the rest of the citys goods
>>202317704Funny but they're not, I know it's hallucinations Still I do feel them under my skin sometimes and it gets very itchy
unironically where is Spaino?
chicken kievs are abhorrent flesh-sculpture
>>202317713careful now, you'll get into trouble again
>>202317717how long until detroit become human is a reality
>>202317662Haven't seen that, I only know her as are Pablo's lass from Narcos
Reckon lard would be a good lube
>>202317707looks like elton johns gaping hole
>>202317707mental illness: the post
Half through September so it’s officially Halloween season. Nothing but spooky until October 31st plus a few days. The afterparty doesn’t end until Guy Fawkes Night.
>>2023177662 weeks
>>202317767
AHHHHHMM STILL STANNIN
I earn £83k
>>202317795
>>202317795I think brits gave up celebrating guy fawkes night for the most part. doesnt have the spark it used to
Seems the incredibly handsome and intelligent lad has chosen an untraceable password
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright Blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow!
everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta coz gangsta ass niggas think deep
>>202317758hopefully arrested
might just not even leave the house today
>>202317816i earn £84k
>>202317666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQTNBEIuN4>the rock, evander holyfield and danny dyer as guests on soccer ammental
might watch the matrix trilogy tonight
One day every single poster in this thread will have died. Mental.
>>202317817IT'S PAYNE, WHACK 'IM!
new gimmick in thr next thread, stay posted
>>202317877not me i can't see myself dying
>>202317831Go deep enough and it gets hot again
i save lives and I earn less than train "drivers" who "drive" on a straight track
>>202317838KTWMYBILTHT(kek this was my yesterday but i left the house today)
>>202317877wonder how many lads here who made posts about wanting to kill themselves actually went through with it, i'd bet at least one
>>202317842We must return
>>202317816hope you get AIDS
>>202317877when is that dayneed to plan around it
well that's me wanked then
would you see a DEI doctor
Just got out of bed after lying it it for roughly 30 hours straight that's 30 hours without food, water, pissing or shitting Love the NEET life
I earn £83
>>202317914decided im going to walk to the curry house and pick up a currycba to cook
>>202317816What do you spend it on (besides your dildo collection)
why are windows users never relaxed?because they're always on edgelol
I am gay fat and retarded
>>202317949my DEI system works just fine, it's my bowels that are are all fucked up
>>202317974WarhammerMultiple holidays abroadDragon dildos
In bed. Farting.
>>202318011>>202318011
>>202317993you've been melting down for hours
>>202317104it's pronounced "bick", stop laughing
>>202317502rorke be like "i can't believe they're using the ukrainian spelling of the ukrainian capital city, the west has fallen"
