edition of the badger
think I’ve finally grown out of brit ladsbeen nice knowing you all these past 7 years
>>202438442love badgers
>austin powersremember wanking my knobule raw to liz hurley in this as a teenage coomer
>>202438431What in particular?I listened to a few Analord discs the other day and some AutechreNeed some new stuff it's always the same for me nowadays
Rorke naming his daughter GenevieveLeftypol naming his daughter Kamala
knew a guy who went to a glory hole for £30 on adultworksaid he could see the silhouette of an overweight girl behind the curtain which had a hole cut in itsaid it was the best blowjob of his life
"Hello Mr. Patient, you want die now? I help you die now. I pull di plug. Patient go to di sky. Save di RNHS! Very good Mr. Patient.”
>>202438514hope he left your mum a good review
Fantastic little car those Dacia dusters
>>202438520howling
and thats how it works, every time
feel like SHIT
>>202438514Probably an overweight man. I mean at that size men get tits that droop
that was some poocould have had more firmness but the actual amount created was excellentfeel cleansed and lighter in the gut
>>202438503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PJhTBFN5GEget it down your lugholes lad
Do you believe she is guilty?
in binary computing 2 is represented as 11 because 1+1=2
>>202438599yesshe shouldn't have been convicted though
>>202438599ugly mare killed those babies
dicke means fat or thicknusse means nuts
>>202438618wrong
>>202438599state of those eyebrows
>>202438599RHNS cover up because of how shit it is. Managers who have no idea what they’re doing. It’s like Boeing planes falling out of the sky and the little people taking the fall
>>202438592Heard of this ages ago and never listened Thanks x Will pop it on after I take this shit
>>202438653literally 1+1=3 then?as i understand it
watching autistic documentaries about submarines again lads
>>202438448LGTSS>david gaya>benjamin shite>william sali baba>kwabriel>jurrien whimper>thomas shartey>shekelen price>kai haven'tz>buckbroken spacker>paul blartinelli: ball flop>crapreil gaysus>subs: spaghetto, wack porter, jakub weeweeor, riccardo calafraudi, miles poois-smelly, poorginho, salah-eddine ooh lad muh hand, dimmy gower, raheem peseta, ethan nwankeri, leandro drossard, nathan buttfuck-oyedeji
>>202438678safe
basedbies heh
And we're all on the cans, the lovely,. lovely cans!All on the cans since we have no toil!
please try and understand basic algebra before trying to understand numbers in different bases
how do you get to these houses? by boat? are those caves supposed to be like boat garages? do you enter the house through the cave?
might get on the booze because he posted that
White peoplehttps://x.com/redhairshanks86/status/1836817583430946886
nah im not really posting that much right nowif you think that other post was me after the last thread
Shrooms or LSDWhich is better craic?
>>202438755imagine swimming there at night and waiting naked outside a bedroom window to be spotted corrrrrrr
>>202438777LSD by far
>>202438793how are you able to post here all hours of the day?
>>202438679if you have a number like 1110, the first 1 represents 8, the second 1 represents 4, the third 1 represents 2, and the zero would represent 1 but it's zeroso the number is 8+4+2+0=14
Desperate for a wank but my parents are still awake, I'll have to wait until at least 11pm
shut up toby you fucking freak
>>202438825you a moan wanker?
>>202438822I don't
might have to delete that one cos i think those lads on the cards have their knobs out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyoVVSggPjY
>>202438833Mad how literally all of them have had jungle banana bbc
>>202438825get a gf instead?
>>202438833can see knobs here
going to be reading again after this video
>>202438870BOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG
You lads play Vicky 3?
you now remember cod in butter sauce
>>2024388332000s garms were so dead
>>202438843No but my parents are the type who never knock before opening doors so it's just too risky to wank if they're awake
>>202438791I think they wouldn't see you because it would be dark and then the waves would dash you against the rocks :\
They have moved into my village and are milling around
>>202438898quite crazy how often my mum would do this for tea when i was small
>>202438932hate them so much man
>>202438932>sitting on a public bench is wrongwhat else are public benches for?
>>202438932They've been housed. Now it's your turn.
>>202438936same lol very good pengness/health to effort ratio I guess
>>202438777mescaline
>>202438932same happened to my village last year, at first just 1 family but now it's half the fucking street
>>202438936It's no wonder British people turn out fat, ugly and unhealthy when all our mums served us growing up is frozen garbage, none of them know how to cook from scratch
>>202438833Liz Truss in the purple
well said jez
>>202438932>old church in the background >old telephone box replaced >costa branded across semi derelict building >names of men who died in vain at war memorial>deliveroo pakis eating goyslop a poignant image of modern britain
>>202438932this you?
Welcome to Central Industrial.We are the future.
Fucking unrelenting peptic ulcer for a year. Took too many meds and no fucking improvement. Gotta study for a fucking difficult exam but can't due to the pain. Went to hospital for endoscopy. They took 10 dollars and gave me a paper saying that I had to go to another hospital to get the procedure done. The other hospital said an endoscopy costs 100 dollars (+23 to rule out Hiv, HCV).Keep taking shitty, Indian/Turkish made meds.Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee.Any advice, bongs?(posting for the second time coz I can't find the previous post though 4chan said: post successful)
Is the murder and mutilation off brown bodies just a game to you? Memes to be shared and laughed at?
>>202439041lol
>>202438932without them you'd be having beans on toast for supper every nightdon't forget that
>>202438978they do this
>>202439041oh no no no
reckon I could batter any of you runts
fish in parsley sauceabsolutely fucking disgusting would rather go hungry
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINIGEN Z BOSS AND A MINIITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOBITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB5'3 AND AN ATTITUDE5'3 AND AN ATTITUDESECRET PRODUCT AND A TRENCHSECRET PRODUCT AND A TRENCHNEW FRANK GREEN AND A SNEAKY LINKNEW FRANK GREEN AND A SNEAKY LINKFAKE TAN HANDS AND A HOOPFAKE TAN HANDS AND A HOOP
>>202439146The girl of your dreams She isn't thinking about you at all
>>202439098looks like a coloring book for spunk
>>202439175good post
>>202439176>girl>Sheerm... nope!
>>202439175sex
really britfeel in here these days
>>202439164gimped body, the proportions are all fucked up
>>202439215screamingbased grandad
>>202439220Yeah noticed that myself. Wonder why they're all spamming here.
>>202439152link
What does NHS stand for?
thinking about codI sprinkled lots of salt on the frozen cod filets while they were thawing in an attempt to approximate salt cod and then I used it to make bacalhau a gomes de sawas pretty close and good
>>202439253Nine HorseS
>>202439253National Health Service
>>202439215>>202439235>5 dates to see a girl's knickershe was just a beta, even back then girls would shag Chad first date
rorke filing a lawsuit against the doctors and nurses that saved his life
>>202439284Would you shag him
>>202439253national handjob service
>>202439249https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1fkmmjb/
Love fish tacos
Lads, you will be having the cans, yes?
>>202439301no, I'm not a gay or a woman
>>202439253stupid inane frogposter
>>202439253Never Have Sex
used to love those bbc 3 shows that followed freshers around during their first week then showed the footage to their partentswas a great one with this super religious nigerian mum and her daughter goes out and gets fucked by some rando on her first night
rorke, consider this essential viewing, before you even attemp to 'rizz' up a womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOY3QH_jOtE
>>202439328tell me how you do them so I can judge you
HR milf invited me to her office tomorrow for a "chat" she wants me
Kek
wonder when dadberg is making dinner
>>202439347Those words don’t even match the letters you big dumbo
>>202439384you're getting sacked pal
/asmrgf2024/ is a write off - /asmrgf2025/ is now on the cards
>>202439345gonna get corona bottles later i think
>>202439364sun sex and suspicious parentsthat was the one where they went on holiday
>>202439384you're getting sacked
>>202439327kekers
>>202439392a fair compromise, I'd say
not to alarm you lads, but /eire/ just made their bi-weekly post
>>202439384I also want youwant you to shut the fuck up that is
mad how common it is to talk your IBS in polite company when it's basically the same as exiting the bathroom and saying to your colleagues wow I just done a big sloppy poo in there
britfeel coming here to complain about immigrants and spam their shit
>>202439398You're too scared to ask him loool I'd knock him and his cunt fairy daughter out
>>202439405>>202439415more like she's getting my sack and my cock as well
>>202439345the pepsi, yes
>>202439392leftypol utterly desperate to bring that culture over here asap
>>202439392how long will it take for these places to reach normal standards of civilisation
>>202439437why do so many people have IBS now, it's like britain is forgetting how to do a normal poo
>>202439392thoughts of the sister?
>>202439413there was a spin off with uni and a festivals one ACTUALLY
>>202439459id say they're about 300 years behind us
and now everyones thinking of your arsehole covered in diarrhea power move desu
>>202439327sardonically smirking
>>202439476I definitely have something wrong with my guts, even been to the quack about it, nothing came of it though my poos are fairly normal and consistent but I fart more than anyone else I know except my dad
I'm so tired from work today and the Mrs potentially has a mild curable form of cancer.
if a female coworker told me she hardly slept last night is that a sign that she was having sex?
Lads, how are we all?Canslad is a bit sad, one of the nicest people in the company is leaving in a few weeksThe good news is that when we go out on a work event, she tends to drink enough wine to fill two vinyards so I'm hoping for a bit of a session
>>202439459they won't, they'll just bring this country down to their level
>>202439533Jesus mate :/ not your day is it
did nobody think but wait if iraq does have WMDs wouldn't mutual assured destruction come into play
>>202439533ever shag her up the arse?
MOT has been passed. Picked my car up from the garage so I walked around it and kicked the tyres a couple times before opening the bonnet and staring at the engine before I left.No idea what I was looking at or how to check if the work had been done on it but didn’t want to look like a mug in front of the garage men.
>>202439533get her tits lopped off
Mad how they try to normalise going to therapy like you're not some fucking freak.BOO HOO, ME BIG SAD, ME CRY TO A STRANGER!Sorry pal, I'm going to think you're a fucking JOKE if you go to therapy. Not even baiting, it's embarrassing. I cannot believe there are men who not only do it but then openly admit to doing it too.
Ice spice kai cenat duke dennis, BAAAABBBYYYY GROOOONK!!!!!!
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>>202439533>curableI see the problem
>>202439591screamingthey'd have been watching you and giggling i'm sure
>>202439533get as many shags in before she's dead because afterwards its problematic
>>202439215dadberg said he’d get his hands on their thighs and slowly make his way to the girls crotch.
>>202439529I think of the intestinal pain the person must suffer then move onthink its on you that you think of pooey diarrhea
>>202439532>I fart more than anyone else I know except my dadHow could you know that? Most people fart silently or hold it in until they're alone
>>202439591nothing in the engine is checked during a MOT so you did indeed look like a mug
>>202439618yeah?
lounging in my uniqlo loungewear set. gf playing on the desktop computer. uber eats taco bell on its way. yep, it's thursday.
>>202439630I chuckled, you sick fuck.
remember when iraq's forces were withdrawing from kuwait and america bombed anyway creating a highway of death where loads of iraqi soldiers got flattened into pulp ahaha great stuff
>>202439591what work was being done
>>202439638t. tranny with a pooey arse
>>202439533read this before making any rash decisions
>>202439644Where I work it's not frowned upon to fart at all so nobody bothers holding it in and even then I still outrank everyone by at least 3:1, can't imagine being fartcucked into waiting to fart at a more convenient time as i'd simply become unwelli've spoken about it with my mates as well and they say i'm the gassiest cunt they know
crazy how rough women are with their pussy
>>202439722um
>>202439722glad to see this pic. looks like a vagina small enough for my smol penor
>>202439713give a summary
>>202439646It was repairs for it to pass its MOT before it did it.I put a bit of sellotape on the bonnet before I left it so I could check if they’ve actually opened it or not and they had done
>>202439722id drink that
>>202438442I am unironically blind -0.75 -1.00
casual sex is terribleonly thing its good for is your self esteem because you feel 'wanted' for a short period
to do sex right you're intention has to be to hurt the girl not pleasure her
>>202439749how so?
>>202439715lol, where do you work? I'm guessing it's a place without women
>>202439722Nice fanny on that girl. Not sure about the pissing though
Would love to go to the pubber for a pint but know it's friday tomorrow and I'll get to do it then
>>202439722absolutely verboten
>>202439785get signed onget council housed get PIPped
>>202439803I can assure you I've never had sex.
>>202439816big sesh tomorrow ladbig sesh
giving up my cigar hobby. one £25 cigar a week is £1,300 a year
>>202439785that's nothingi was worse than thatgot PRK though
>>202439816i got a bottle o' voddy on the evenings foraging trip to j.s. sainsburysi'm already getting on it
>>202439808...yhwork for the council but doing outdoor maintenance stuff. some women in the office but none on the work gangs with us knuckle dragging apes.
>>202439853that's almost 100£ a month
>>202439852DeffoAlready told myself I'm having a kebab tomorrow after many pints as not had one for months and just fancy some proper shite doner and really garlicky sauce
aur bhai sahab
>>202439853one for birthday and chrimbo for you me lad
Get the bubble butt trained up.
English accented wife, West Midlands wife, rural Warwickshire wife.
>>202439853big cigarettes what a great hobby
>>202439855I am also badly night blind which means i can't drive in the dark even with glasses. I struggle to see anything
>>202439666got tomorrow off me and a bottle of vodka and some cigarettes going to have half of it and smoke my nuts off and watch youtube videos in my house alone
giving up my pooing habit. it's 3000 minutes a year
>>202439618trannies are disgusting
>>202439898lol i stopped doing squats because of foot damagethinking about kicking them back off againbirds like a nice arse, aye?
rorkes mum cutting up his sausages for him
>>202439909get a gf
>>202439904Based
>>202439765https://www.theguardian.com/science/2012/jan/23/breast-cancer-screening-not-justified>The data, Gøtzsche has maintained for more than a decade, does not support mass screening as a preventive measure. Screening does not cut breast cancer deaths by 30%, it saves probably one life for every 2,000 women who go for a mammogram. But it harms 10 others. Cancerous cells that will go away again or never progress to disease in the woman's lifetime are excised with surgery and sometimes (six times in 10) she will lose a breast. Treatment with radiotherapy and drugs, as well as the surgery itself, all have a heavy mental and physical cost.>"I believe the time has come to realise that breast cancer screening programmes can no longer be justified," Gøtzsche said. "I recommend women to do nothing apart from attending a doctor if they notice anything themselves."mammography treats the data instead of treating the patient and the likely course of the patient, basically
leftypols mum cutting his sausage off
>>202439909grim. if you're going to pollute your body, just get a bag in instead of that shite
Speccing a Lamborghini Temerario
>>202439853Just get those nicotine pouches, no smoke involved and you get the benefits of higher testosterone and increased brain activity without having to deal with all the smoke.I quit smoking because I brushed my teeth before and after smoking, which sometimes included taking baths or washing hands judiciously because depiste loving to smoke I disliked dealing with the smell and taste.
>>202439923...yh
>>202439953been there done that my friend ive done a lot of shagging of 1 woman in my life ive had my fill
because of developing a fetish for her tits and wanking constantly as a teenager think i've shot the most loads to katy perry tbqh
>>202439909May I recommend a nice walk in the local park with a coffee instead?Pub lunch?
>>202439983BISMILLAH
>>202439853That’s nothing. My cigarette hobby costs me £16 a day.£5840 a year.
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>202439983wtf
Don't get the appeal of vodkaWorst spirit other than tequila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lvZNK9KyK8
>>202440002quite vanilla that
Unironically think I'm going for a Golf R next year ladsAm I a Deano?It doesn't feel like a core Deano whip but it certainly is in that territory.
>>202440036maybe you should help him
my mate from school retired at 26 having lived a thousand lives in his short time
>>202440002you should write to her. i bet she'd be touched
nitric acid a controlled substance in Canada
this nigga lives above a pub
cat's pooed in the bed fucks sake
>>202439981I like the feeling of having a cigar and the smoke sensation though. same with a tobacco pipe.the nicotine feeling is only 20% of the enjoyment.>>202440028based.
>>202440086howling
Just made a fresh trapanese pesto in the old pestle and mortar gonna cook it up with some Rummo fusili
>>202440087u've been done
>>202440086buddy al murray
open the fucking pubs
>>202440049Corsa is no longer the chav / bydlo car.Since 2019 it's been the Golf
saw the prozzer that lives in my block of flats there having a smoke outside
>>202440086raoriagn
>>202440009>coffee >lunch>walk it's half 7 on a thursday night and regardless of this i have no friends and a day off tomorrow i'm going to become the gentleman referred to in this post >>202440036
fresh trapanese pesto mortared down the ol' jappers
Reporn Poo Gay
>>202440141drove a hired corsa in 2019couldn't believe the downgrade from my audi a1, i had to actually turn the lights on myself
>>202440087bodied by catberg
screaming out me arse
>>202440144can't you ask her for business? she might do discounts if you live near her
got a meat feast pizza for dinner from 'escomight get cheeky and put some extra jalapenos and cheese on it
>>202440087:3
I WANT TO BREAK WIND
actually i think you can make nitric acid from like, piss (ammonia)as i have seen on "that chemist" YT
>>202440175roaring
>>202440176>why is a budget car not as good as my expensive German car?
>>202439964i would probably smoke weed if i knew a man but i dont also i cant add coke to my list of addictions apparently it gets rid of the hangover and makes you sharper i'd be drinking and doing coke all day every day if that's the case
>>202440141A shame because the Golf was once such a staple of the middle classes German premium has become so gaudy, what are the demi-tarqs driving these days? Volvos?
can't wait for clocks to go back. I like it dark at 5pm
sir woke barmer
>>202440237don't get cunty
i want to make a nitration bath and dip mothballs in them
cheadle renamed to Wokehamshire this is keirs britain
>>202440256see a fair few jaguar f-paces about
Sir Deep Stater
get the ferry tickets booked
>>202439981despite*new keyboard.
>>202440264get the .... housed
mfw rorke
>>202440291in but a cruise instead
>>202440256ah yes the volks wagen, the middle class car
>>202440262You are an utter freak
get them wanked
>giving yourself mouth cancer because you were born low tkwabageddon
last sunset of the summerfrom now on it will be seasonally, and from next week, astronomically, autumn
>>202440306he will get mogged by big burnley fraud vinny this year
>hate being hot and sweaty>love seeing slags in skirts and shortshave a turbulent relationship with sunberg
sun only sets in summer
well leftypol?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726763956698434.webm
In bed me
gabriela sends me down for the gabagool
>>202440345it's been autumn for 19 days already
>>202440345tomorrow it will be for me
islands in the streamoof ma-bloody-donei have done a weedone it out my bumsail away with meto another worldand we will shite out our bumholea ha
>>202440363wtf he said it
>>202440374only autists divide the seasons like this into specific days where one day it's one season the next it's anotheryou can feel it in your bones
>>202440410it was chilly in august though
>>202438520Is this in reference to something?
ol' jappers mong loves shoving stuff down his ol' jappers
hope i kick this cold tonightsick to bastarding death of it already
I'm English.
>>202440434a racist daydream
>>202440452the thymus lets the T cells cook for 3 days, in which it selectively discriminates them in a process
>>202440452could be cancer
tomorrow is the last day that you can get any real UV from the sun. shave you scruffy facial hair and get in the sun.this is your last chance to get some colour into your pale face
>>202440458*locks you up*
>>202440365
>>202440430fuck off spastic
>>202440322I'm literally allergic to the sun, so yeah, you're right.
UV rays only exist in summer all other times of the year and the sun isnt putting them out
>>202440507seething
>allergic to the sun
rorke and leftypol chatting up a storm in wetherspoons about their failed attempts to get into berghain
>>202440485doesn't matter if you are white
actually they have hydrogen-nitrogen. its cyanide
EARLY NEW LOL>>202440575>>202440575>>202440575>>202440575
rorke and leftypol kissing out their differences at the end of the night before they return to their flat for rough gay sex
Gay porn? On.
>>202440598misred the fucking post count like a gimp didn't I
must have eaten about 3000 calories of bread today
>>202440636You'll be sent to the prison for rough bum sex soon mr slad
Next month is my department's annual awards ceremony, and the biggest awards are Mr and Mrs department nameAbout five girls are regularly making more sales than I am, two of them typically making twice what I do every day, but I don't seem to have a lot of male competition. There's like maybe one guy in an office in another city who's making a fair few more sales than I am so he is a threat, but I don't think he's getting the vast amount of written-in customer feedback that I am getting, and I don't think he's doing the office politics game like I am.Today I arranged for my whole team to vote for me, went to Tesco, got a box of Celebrations, went to the team next door and gave them the box and asked them for their votes and put on the charm offensive, then when they left and half the box was remaining I went to another team and did the same thing.Also called a few friends in the other city's office and got them to vote for me, as well as ask other people over there to vote for meIncluded in that was last years Mrs winner, who I get on very well with, who I believe won last year because of what I wrote in for her. Ater talking to her she called me "Mr [department name]" in the department-wide work chat, which was a very brazen, and very appreciated moveSo I'm highly likely to win the biggest award in the biggest department of the biggest company in its industry in this countryGoing to get a new three piece suit, pick up my crown (there's a crown) and my award, and then shag last years Mrs department winner
