andy sugden edish
I shat blood again
https://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
>>202526351i would advise against doing that in the future
>>202526484what a fucking freak
>>202525890why didn't you win the league big fella? xD
>>202526492HOWLING
Sacked Tranny looking at his penis muttering UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
packet of cheese and onion to leaven the torrent of booze being hurled in here
I only wear glasses when watching TV or other screens.
>Erie mother charged with murder in Florida after allegedly strangling her daughter
hello if you have any questions about christanity give em to me and i'll try to answer them for you
this fucking cat that keeps showing up was meowing at the back door so i gave it some tuna and it ate it then kept meowing so i gave it more tuna but it didnt eat it and kept meowing til i let it inside. then it came in, looked through every room in my house and fucked off out the front door. cheeky bastard
>>202526531greedy daughter didnt share the cronem
>>202526546did jesus have a cat
>>202526517LOL
>>202526550this is cute as fuck
Cats and cat owners are disgusting.
>>202526571no
>>202526557you still here incel? x
hiya babes if you got any questions about christanity lmk ill answer them for you x
>>202526550to be honest all you humans look alike, and your hovels look alike so if you were a cat it's hard for us to remember where you live especially if you're giving out food
>>202526557thought you were going out, timmy
>>202526517fucking hell
>>202526325
>>202526546how can a lifetime of sin warrant an eternity of sufferingwhy didnt jesus do more miracles to warn the entire population that if you dont follow him you will burn forever why does god not even give some people a chance like the retarded. do they just automatically go to heaven? would they even know whats happening since theyre retarded and didnt know what was going on during life?
>>202526681Hell is empty. Sins are just a measure of years in purgatory. Nobody is actually prevented from entering the Kingdom of Heaven because nobody can ever deserve the absence of God.
>>202526681>how can a lifetime of sin warrant an eternity of sufferingso on the basis of an eternal hell the lewisian term is "shut from within" i.e. everyone is there by (deluded) consent>why didnt jesus do more miracles to warn the entire population that if you dont follow him you will burn foreverhe did more than we could ever possibly need there is no reason to think that there was more he needed to do>why does god not even give some people a chance like the retarded. do they just automatically go to heaven? would they even know whats happening since theyre retarded and didnt know what was going on during life?thre is no reason to think retarded people do not have moral agency
Went to this Chinese street food place and it was shit. All just tasted like the suggestion of food
>>202526786got a chinese takeaway today and it was fucking lush
>>202526681>>202526782meltdown
Television shows are just attractive people acting out scenarios that have no relevance to you
>>202526517Loled out loud
>>202526811Fucking bith.
>>202526823rorkes telly
>>202526811CHHHAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIII
>>202526843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bR6KJhJ8iM
>>202526865PURE S E X
Alri
>>202526811>>202526834>>202526865>>202526881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg7w7PAVIDohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg7w7PAVIDohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg7w7PAVIDo
>>202526786What do you mean street food. Like it was just a vendor on the street and not an actual restaurant?
she made an album about being a dried up old hag whos running out of eggs lol
>>202526895you gearing up for a winter in Idaho?
sick of people calling me chuckles
>>202526919Has two songs that aren't bad on it that's it
>>202526900granger level 4 hairline on that one
>drop a 9 inch poo out of my arse>tummy is still tangibly filled with pooNo idea how my guts works, if they work at all.
>>202526902yeah it was a little stall on the side of the street
>>202526865mid ting
>>202526943...yh
gotta be getting close to avatar/signature usage at this point
I don't think stalking people and posting their pictures here is allowed
>>202526975Need this freak to be euthanized
The things that used to mean so much to meHave gone the way of dinosaursHopes and dreams and everythingAll I want for you to be is happy or somethingI guess anything is better than the time you spentHoping I got it sorted outI sent you a postcard but the post office sent it backThey said the building's been torn downI just miss what I thought we both had
>>202526975if gingernonce wasnt doing this he'd be off kidnapping children
>>202526900i couldnt care less
>>202526975>known paedo>every other post is either schizo shit like this or nonceposting>still not banned/brit/ needs it's own janitor
Chess is a lot like life. We all start out as mere pawns, but some of use, who dare to push forward, get to become powerful Queens Isn't that right Tilde?
>>202527011
bummed a girl about 10 times and never got poo on my willardshe must have had a gift
>>202527051scremagn
Roadmen : out and about living their best lifeTimmy : INSIDEEmma : about to get rawdogged by a real cronem YeahReal london hours are starting
>>202527055she done did an enema beforehand
damn that was actually a great fight
Is gingernonce mousey? Pardon me I’ve just not been checking /brit/.
the words fuck and cool didnt exist before 1921
rorke looking for porn from the woman's pov
Please wait, assistance is on its way
>>202526616It's a very middle class thing, having a cat. Dogs are better, less autistic.
Indoor cats
>>202526958howling
>>202527099No he's been here for ten years American that posts pictures of that dead child from Newtown or something that got killed in a school shootingHe masturbates while posting here
Lads, anyone for the cans?Only fucking starting them now. The BIG cans.Send help
anthony joshua crying out for a bout against a youtuber
Your perfect Sunday?
Petite little upper-class emma holding hands with a large cronem from east london while timmy gives her a death stare
>>202527180none of your business you nosy cunt
this week's hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: Can it be that the Great Prosecutor Starmer is a colourless empty nobody unfit for the top?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13876179/PETER-HITCHENS-Great-Prosecutor-Starmer-colourless-unfit-top.html
>>202527173take it he won then?
AJ vs Fury NEVER
peter hitchens
>>202527213Blog on
very gentlemanly of joshua to take the spotlight off of liam gallagher's performance
>>202527169I'm having 8 tonight. Hopefully a takeaway will be open by the time I'm finished, will have serious munchies.
dadberg complaining about women drinking pints on emmerdale again
need a sam quek gf
>>202527213>colourlessno to racism
>>202527173dubois walked through him, won every round. knocked him down 3 times before finally knocking him out>>202527219LOL
just ate one of those family supermarket lasagnas all by myself in one sitting. something like 1600cals. phwoar.
cronem chatting up becky at the cashier front while timmy’s waiting and just wants to go home
I thought Peter Hitchens was still storming off from that debate
the canadian is still here and still a nasty bastard i wish he was dead
>>202527295do any chips with it?
Amjad’s sister prepping her mouth for Will’s large Cumberland sausage
stepmum made a comment about how it's weird for a 29 year old to still live with his parents
>>202527283take it he lost then
Would genuinely break /Brit/ if I posted a picture or myself.
A better life awaits.
>>202527267imagine thick cronem meat going down on that bird…
>>202527295Have one of these in the fridge but dont want to do what youve just done if i cut it in half will the other half spoil in the fridge by next week?
>>202527337battered him
>>202527295Fat bastard>>202527342And you, freakazoid
will you be celebrating national vegetarian week /brit/?
>>202527342i'd have ten wanks in a row to that pic my love x
>>202527342I've got pictures. Want me to post them?
>>202527342>Would genuinely break /Brit/ if I posted a picture or myself.break the scales as well
>>202527326she might have a stinking pussy but at least she has a bit of sense unlike you
>>202527363I regularly eat veggie burgers etc. Not Quorn or that pseudo-meat muck but burgers etc made with good, classic vegetables. Lovely.
>>202527406nothing wrong with quorn other than it's a bit spenny
>>202527342
timmy hearting Katy’s instagram photos dreaming about wining and dining her; not knowing she’s taking a magnum from a real cronem at that very moment
What's a cronem?
>>202527147>Indoor catsYeah? What about it
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>nothing wrong with quorn other than it's a bit spenny>burgers etc made with good, classic vegetables.
glad the josha media psyop is over
>>202527448LOL
eddiebros today has not been a good day
>>202527487
smoking white china heroin up my arse
*departs this mortal coil*
I'm Irish diaspora I like fighting and drinking
>>202527352mine was a reduce sticker job, so had to have it in one sitting. guess i could've frozen it but cba
>Joshua made a set of comments and social media posts relating to race in November 2017, which led to press controversy. He called heavyweight boxer Eddie Chambers a "disgrace to the superior black race" on Instagram.>Joshua later appeared to voice support for Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe on Snapchat.>In June 2020, Joshua was accused of racism by some social media users for his speech at a Black Lives Matter protest in Watford, where he said "show them where it hurts, abstain from spending your money in their shops and economies, and invest in black-owned businesses."
sean posting on a saturday night about how to join the ira and free ireland while maeve gets occupied by cronem meat..
>>202527648>>In June 2020, Joshua was accused of racism by some social media users for his speech at a Black Lives Matter protest in Watford, where he said "show them where it hurts, abstain from spending your money in their shops and economies, and invest in black-owned businesses."not really racism is it
can i afford to live alone on £48k?
Got twise the money back on a lasagna that was moldy from the factory
>>202527694>"discrimate based on skin" isn't racism???
>>202527569GOD BLESS U ALL
>>202527698posted it again award
>>202527574We're not all like that. It's just you personally.
>>202527771Fixed it
>>202527698context?
>>202527732racism against white people isn't a thing
>>202527794no you made it worse
>>202527820Nobody said "white people".
bruh
>>202527854
draining me meng
Lads, for me, it's a skinny autistic Sadhbh
usually shit about 3 or 4 times a day didnt shit today and now i am on the toilet expelling an amount of poo you have never seen before in your life. i am still half drunk, sweating buckets and my heart rate is at least 120. the poo isnt even all the same some of it is blonde, some of it is brown, some of it is diarrhea and some of it is lumpy rocks i actually dont know if im going to live
>>202527826lad doesn't know how lucky he is to suck on those chebbas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRI7PKLWr4
I saved flavoured vaping in 2019
>>202527698damn back already? take it you werent successful aha x
>>202527915this is me except every day, your life is pathetic.
>>202527915this is me every day for the past 6 months. body just gave up on me and now im a slave to my poo.
>>202527854Ahhh shit meant this post sniped by the auto update kek>>202527832
rarely poo more than once every two or three days myself
going to learn how to drive at the big old age of 30
>>202527935he'll be saying 'i'm going out later' at 2am loool
>poocels ITTjust shit it out and get on with your lives jesus
>>202527915once did a lime green poo when i had a feverotherwise my poos are normalreckon ive got a iron stomach
>>202527893you could be the man to restart /eire/
Now that Star Wars Original Trilogy is over, I may spend the next 3 weekends doing Lord of the Rings. Bit long to be in the cinema, but what else am I going to do? Talk to women?
Looked down, touched the post number and looked up and pressed post. Now Ive made a tit of my mself kek
>>202528049why do you need 3 weekends to watch 10 hours of film?
need a bird who's spaff tidy
They had computers in the middle ages.
Dudes be 32 talking about>I’m trying to get my life together Nigga, it’s over
>>202528100Little Timmy the stimmy kek
>>202528049ive never seen the first star wars throughonly seen the first lotr after two sessionsboring as fuck
>>202528100they only show one of the movies a week at the cinema
>>202528105Yeah? It was people who did msths
got the max normal on
>>202528141Begin with your family
>spenny>sarnie>brekkie>hubby>hollibobs fuck off
>>202528026ive actually just figured it out every morning for years ive had 3 teaspoons of coffee in a bit of boiling water and a cigarette for breakfast and it gets me going but this morning i ran out of coffee and just had a cup of tea without milk.and a cigarette and didnt need to shit all day. mad experience this, ive just shat out a perfect smooth brown sausage after loads of mush
>>202528141it's never over
>>202528141I'm 32 years young 32 is still young
Evening lads, how are we this evening then x
>>202528228he's having a melty
might grow a moustache
I’m 32 and the Mrs keeps calling me middle aged (we have a five year age gap) :/ joints are starting to hurt more on cold days as well haha
>Have a wank>Brain resets including my life plan, goals and ambitions
Still can't get over the time /brit/ told me to fuck off when I spilled water on my cell and it made half a post. I was really hurt by those comments.Must have been over a year ago. The memory of an elephant me.
right i'm going to do my wee then watch match of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ukw5oygQtI
>>202526546Why are scientists smarter than youPic related
>>202528330granger level 3
>>202528313Five year age gap is pretty noncey
gonna do some toast thenget this... alcohol soaked up
>>202528392How so lol, we met when she was 22 and I was 27
>>202528392The rule is half your age plus 7(32 / 2) + 7 = 23Therefore 27 is perfectly fine
>>202528392Been together 13 years and it's never been an issue
>>2025283929 year gap personally
>>202528310Yeah why
>>202528452‘
'Kay, here's the planI wanna fly you out to AmsterdamI got a good hotel to fuck you in, I wanna—
last night was crazy.................. let's do it again ~
>>202528530Rorke telling his mum he isn't a racist, he's just a "nonconformist"
>>202528530
>>202528530Stalin really had it in for this lad, tracked him down in fuckin Mexico lmao
>>202527569GayJ was arse down head up in his natural submissive stateLearned from years of being a battyman and a bottom
Whatever happened to Jade Bird ?Some people say she was the last hope for british music ...https://youtu.be/42XPnh4VGlI?si=qhKLygZ103KJzirS
>>202527569lil timmy knows his place LOL
lads should I get a dalmation?
>>202528642yeah if you're a zillionaire
>>202528601>arse down head upthat's sitting
>>202528585was he really wearing a sombrero
>>202528652>dalmationare they really that expensive to buy
LIVERPOOL
>>202528697reckon puppers will be £1k minimum
>>202528697nah cheap enough i knew a family that had like 99 puppies from one litter
>>202528717how much are regular dogs like golden retrievers
even the mirror are taking the piss out of starmer
>>202528747like free to a couple of hundred if you get a proper posh one
rorke driving his mum's corsa around a roundabout going barely 10mph listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emKPydpF7Aw
>>202528747>>202528773actually i lie golden retrievers are dead expensive too
you should save a dog from a shelter if you want one x
walt disney - a quare?
>>202528747free if you're irish
>>202528664Sorry head down arse up
Just buy my dogs from some guy on a farm for £50
Starmer deserves free stuff for being PM
>>202528815i dont want any damn dogs
mad how, even though most curry places are staffed by pakistanis, they're referred to as "indians"but there's no "pakistani restaurants"how about that
If I were a British subject I would indeed have a framed photo of His Majesty in my home.
Prefer cays me
>>202528867I've been to a paki restaurantwas p good
seen mikeys new pup?
sometimes you need to cut niggas off like a light switch....damn
the thing you have to remember with dogs is that you're going to be picking up their poo every day for 15 years
>>202528885cute little fella
>>202528877Weird that basically zero British homes have one isn't it? Almost as if you're some sort of daft yank who knows nothing about Britain
>Judge skeptical as mom accused of killing 5-year-old, hiding him in suitcase opts to defend herself
>>202528923Not in America because we have yards so they can poo in the grassIn Britain you don't have grass so you have to pick it up
>>202528931But you wish I could spell'a!
my webs deserves more attention >>202528642this dalmation is so cute :3
>>202528936We put a photo of our king on a wall in the outhouse
>>202528956yanks walking around with poo all over their lawns
>>202528956You have a garden full of dog shit?
getting STEAMING now
>>202529032it decomposes
>>202528956Fucking hell
>>202529059Kills the grass by nitrogen though
>>202529059>In warm climates, dog waste can decompose in about eight to nine weeks, but in colder climates it can take up to a year.Fucking state of you.
gf really wants to get a husky but id rather get a german shepherd
I promise we don't live in poo I swear it's just him please believe us
the average american garden has 8-9 weeks dog poo in it
>>202529113is that a hairy fanny
>>202529113imagine how her african cum cavities smell
>>202529051>>202529094By your retarded logic, forests should just be a sea of shit because of all the animals pooing everywhere.Europeans are so disconnected from nature. It's sad.
no wank 8 days
>>202529032>>202529066
>>202529128huskies are the dogs that furries dress as. if you get one you will feel like a cuck old degnerate freak
Breaking: Trump campaign advisor supports Norf
>>202529161Never said that. Im implying it is better to let your dog shit on a plot of land you dont care about.
husky puppies actually quite cheap
>>202529239
Yanks be like "yeah this is my little garden where I drink my IPA and smoke a bowl"
Poo anon has officially tarnished the reputation of American flags ITT. Back to /cum/ I go.
>>202529283
>>202529239one siberian husky please
>>202527313to this day he is still hovering in and out of alex's front door to get one more word in and contradicting himself
look at this poor cunt
>>202529333what debate was this
>>202529354Seen better studds on goths
>>202529354what the fuck is that name aboutcunts name is a 4chan captcha
>>202529387believe it's titled 'famous (something) storms out of interview', if you youtube that it should be first result
>>202529354>studded outlives to fuck in luxury
bet watching a french bulldog shagging is vile
>>202529429ah yes got it thanks
>>202529402You just know his ethnicity don't you
>>202529283it's not our fault our houses are so expensive here. we cant live in the utopia that is rural england
How was your saturday then?https://strawpoll.com/e2naXEeK9yB
>>202528867actually like much of the indian restaraunts in my experience are owned by bangladeshis like half of them thrive off this shit lol
>>202529402Nigerian
XL bully niggas posting their inbred dogs like its a rap collab
>>202529457Small dildo with legs vibrating, humping away with gay abandon
>>202529147you'd be lucky to get a sniff you software developer
>>202529473That's a crack shack mate
the mumsnet mums didn't like it when this woman said the mums hiring ukranian cleaners and acting like it's charity good deed are virtue signalling parasites
>>202529527yh and it costs $700k. housing prices are ridiculous here.
>>202529529in english doc
>>202529527you can only find good deals here in a few places nobody wants to live
>>202529529Anyone who uses a cleaner should be golf clubbed by a gang of Cheka agents tbqh
>>202529587you are poor
>>202529587why
>>202529539Think I saw this house in an an episoe of COPS. >>202529579Only one so far that looks passable, hopefully from all other angles kek
>>202529587I have a cleaner come round twice a month. I keep my place clean but hate dusting/vacuuming and scrubbing the bathroom, etc
>>202529473>$725,000>£544,416You could a get a 6 bedroom cottage in Wales with 2 acres of land for that
>>202529625>>202529618there's bargains to be had, but not in the high demand areas
>>202529587There's nothing wrong with hiring a cleaner. They are paid good money for the work they do and I really think more people should hire one. There are some people's houses that are just filthy and they don't do anything about it.
new>>202529572>>202529572>>202529572
going to go for a swim tomorrow
>>202529686>good money for the worklol
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>>202529698It's a good wage for the work they do especially when most are doing this for free. The cleaning companies that take on offices and businesses make loads of money.
>>202529743>cleaning companies that take on offices and businesses make loads of money.Yeah I bet they do, because the workers are paid minimum wage
gee I wish I could make a new /brit/ without pre-planning 5 minutes before.
>>202529852Good luck. The thread autists MUST have their edition used.
>>202529903kek