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37 dicks edition
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hehehe
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I sleep now. Toil over.
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>>202590243
Also worth mentioning, if it's the menthol elves (which it always is if you're considering quitting) you may also consider getting signed off sick by the GP and staying in the job.

You just tell your GP you're feeling down, depressed, anxious, suicidal (which presumably you are), they give you a 2-week sick note then after 2 weeks they phone up and you say you're still not feeling up to going back to work. Repeat for as long as required.

Yeah you need a bit of a brass neck for this but your employer and the GP won't call you out. Your employer because they legally can't push back on it and the GP because the GP doesn't give a shit about your employer, only you, and if you're not well enough (mentally) to work then that's enough as far as the GP is concerned.

Then when you're signed off sick you can use that time to look for a new job—or just sit about—while still receiving pay. How much you recieve depends on your employer; some will pay you your full wages for X months if you've been employed there for Y years of service, then it might taper down or cut off. But at a minimum you're entitled to Statutory Sick Pay (SSP).

It's really nothing to be ashamed of. People are out there signed off FOR LIFE on full PIP with depression and anxiety. Not saying that needs to be you but it's OK to not be at work for a few months if it's making you want to top yourself, just saying lad.
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traction control off
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the five years between 22 and 27 felt like decades for me
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Found out today that my dad was married once before his current marriage to my mum. He divorced her, but I had absolutely no idea. I was genuinely speechless when he mentioned it.

I'm 28 years old. What the fucking fuck? My parents are cunts, secretive absent minded twats.
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8 servings of double chocolate chip cookies
couldn't stop at 4 or 5, I had to have 8
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>>202590335
>keir starmer getting paid by the taxpayer to doss around at arsenal matches is "for the best of the country"
Ok bootlicker LMAO
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>>202590570
>suicidal
that'll get you sectioned, no?
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ride on time
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>>202590593
no, they're humans who had lives before you reared your ugly mug into them
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>>202590593
My mum in a drunken mess once said she'd had an abortion when she was younger
Asked my dad and it was complete shite
Very odd woman
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>>202590593
was his first wife fit
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>>202590593
one of your business quite frankly. just be grateful he didnt ditch your pig of a mother also
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>>202590570
i mean yeah you could but that would just be bad for motivation i actually want to just take some time out to think of my 'life work'
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>I'm 28 years old. What the fucking fuck?
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>>202590593
probably didn't feel like it was worth mentioning
we go through life, we make mistakes, we move on, don't see why that's a big deal
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*enters /brit/*
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Don't see why my money should go towards feeding school children.
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>>202590634
Absolute bollocks, parents have a duty to tell their kids.
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>>202590570
>>202590170
bet you scrotes are the types complaining about immigrants taking jobs yet simultaneously gaming the system as you are
disgusting dregs of society
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>>202590654
samoan penguin
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technically i am 30 years old but spiritually it's not true. it's not even denial - it simply isn't the case. category error. not even wrong.
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>>202590599
superficial things, if you actually seriously cared you should judge them on how they run the country and their policies. they've got a much better credential than the tory lot so i like that.
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>>202590654
what a unit
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looks like a good team on the chase tonight lads
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just did a very smelly poo that required lots of wiping.
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watching an ancient skyrim playthrough by sips
decided to mentally live permanently in the early-to-mid 2010s, facing the modern age is simply too painful for me so i've decided to reject it
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having a little can on this monday evening
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britain is a nation of immigrants. the angles, the saxons, the list goes on
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>when he has a lidl plus card
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>>202590665
>the types complaining about immigrants taking jobs
That's not really the concern anymore I don't think.
The anti-immigration argument now is more about how damaging it is to import such massive numbers of third-worlders that it completely culturally transforms the country.
I don't care what jobs they work, I care that they're taking parts of the country that used to be England and turning them into New India.
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>>202590593
how did you find out lol
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just love getting battered every night I know I shouldn't but drinking is one of the few things that makes me feel good and numb
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>>202590593
dunno why people are defending the dad
one of the people you are closest to in the world and they have hidden simple facts about their life from you like ex-wives
it's mental to me
some (*almost all) people are just shit parents
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>>202590701
what makes you think its a binary choice? why not judge them on everything. dishonest little twerp aren't you
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>>202590718
ho ho ho hello traveller thanks for getting the staff of magnus for me, I'll be taking that
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Your mother isan uber, a ride share
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>>202590618
why would you believe your mum over your dad on the fact your mum had an abortion
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>>202590701
>if you actually seriously cared you should judge them on how they run the country and their policies
They seem to be doing a catastrophically shit job so far. I voted Labour in 2019 btw so not a Tory.
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I'm off to the Undying Lands...
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>>202590618
why do you think your dad is privy to that? lol
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>>202590718
Based
Retvrn
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>>202590665
I won't judge someone binning off work when they get paid pennies for absolute runt work to get taxed for the benefit of blokes that come over on dinghies
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creaming
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>>202590741
just can't go back to drinking after i've tried opioids, it pales in comparison, i used to be a full-tilt alcoholic but these days i only ever drink when i can't score any gear
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>>202590727
Not me. My ancestors were walking around on the beach nearly a million years ago
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>>202590601
Only if you say "yeah I'm suicidal and the moment I leave this office I'm going to drive home and hang myself with the rope I purchased off Amazon which is currently tied to the roof in the garage and I've got the stool ready to stand on, my will written, my affairs in order".

If you tell them you have passive suicidal ideation, which is what most people who are still alive and have suicidal thoughts have, they are unlikely to section you. Psychiatric wards are always, ALWAYS, full to the brim. Any available bed will be filled the same day without exception. They are full of paranoid schizophrenics and people who are much more visibly, outwardly mentally ill (t. has been in one).

It takes a lot to be sent to one. If you're clearly still with it mentally when speaking to the GP, it's unlikely they'll send you there. The last handful of times I've spoken to the GP they ask if I have any suicidal thoughts or feelings and I tell them honestly yeah I think about suicide all the time but I choose not to do it, mainly because it would upset my family, and I am fully able to choose not do to it. The only time I did go to the psychiatric hospital was as a voluntary patient, a few days after I did actually try to kill myself.
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heading to the Aldi in Shrewsbury lads you want anything?
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>>202590718
ktim but early 2000s
I'm mentally arrested
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>>202590793
fucking hell i'm in love with this bint
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>wap came out 4 years ago
what the fuck
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>>202590732
I saw a letter with a name on it with the same surname as me that I didn't recognise. Questioned him and found out.
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>>202590654
why are you black
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>>202590797
the head of sackedtranny
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>>202590753
for me it was the action jackson cutaways, so fucking random
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>>202590751
let them be unpopular, but i'm just interested in results
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who are these people going through sites like sportbible, seeing all these clickbaity misleading headlines like "rodri makes feelings clear on declan rice: "we're not the same"" then reading the two paragraphs of pointless waffle until the article finally goes "asked about fellow midfield players he said "many players, declan rice is one i think is really really elite, though we are not the same role". and then thinking "aaaaah, right, so he was just saying he likes him but he;s not really a holding midfielder". and then just carrying on using sportbible? not feeling cheated or lied to or mislead and continuing using the shite website?
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Eating poo is morally reprehensible
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>>202590741
going back to boozetoiling once a week me
it's a bit dire tb h
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>>202590797
a few PNGs and a pack of rizla cheers
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>>202590786
they waddled over there from africa thoughbeit
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>>202590793
sacked tranny!
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>>202590797
some of those basil and tomato hummus crisp things. really like them me
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Hate this cunt for getting Parker killed
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>>202590797
chocolate milkshake and some green grapes
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>>202590869
nah
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Might pop my hat on
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>>202590838
done by the mail man KEK
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papua poo guinea
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then he waddled away
(waddle waddle)
til the very next day
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>>202590601
I called my gp and said I was suicidal and they prescribed me with antidepressants the next day
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gonna give the teenage clapmeat a proper shellacking tonight
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swedelads if svt is so shite where are you posting all day
thank god we have /brit/
the last bastion on this godforsaken forum
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are you lads refunding your Oasis tickets after that performance saturday

not surprising his voice is shot considering the way he sang in the early days
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arsegaylia

poo peeland

the poonited sharts of arsemerica
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>>202590872
Leftypol has deemed her MtF trans now
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>>202590731
if they sit in their bubbles in Bradford or wherever then yea that's bad it but if the government increases the threshold to 40k or whatever for skilled workers they'd be contributing a lot more to society

>>202590781
well what's the alternative? just sit around being miserable and not having money to do the things you want and buy nice things
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it's crazy that there's people my age with really cute gfs
mindblowing even
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>>202590741
dunno how u have the energy to get on it day after day
by day 3 of hardcore booze your brain is fucked and you getting acid reflux it becomes a chore to get drunk
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>>202590897
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>>202590784
that seems like chucking petrol on the fire desu lad I'm already tempted to drink I don't need more problems
>>202590862
yeh once a week is fine defo lad
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>>202590718
>decided to mentally live permanently in the early-to-mid 2010s, facing the modern age is simply too painful for me so i've decided to reject it
Early-to-mid 2010s? I prefer watching late 2000s stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XxXF9VgRf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVPAOYer2AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ebdqIkZxk0
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>>202590675
good chuckle this xx
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>>202590918
No surprises a tranny is the worst character
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>>202590907
used to post here a lot, now i don’t have the time really
had some good times tbqh
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>>202590926
I'm a poet and I didn't even know that I was one of those
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probably am depressed and all that but just can't bring myself to sponge off the state when i have a ton of savings anyway
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not sure what the first step is towards fixing my life, do i read a self-help book or something?
i tried taking up the gym because i figured that was the first step and everything afterwards would come naturally but that wasn't really the case, now i'm just kind of fat from bulking too hard and having a hard time shedding the excess weight
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>>202590872
She's cute
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GET A BLOODY JOB AND PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
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>>202590920
>but if the government increases the threshold to 40k or whatever for skilled workers they'd be contributing a lot more to society
No, it's really not about whether they contribute or not. Obviously when they don't contribute, and claim benefits, it makes it even worse. But even if they were all 100% productive workers there is still the cultural problem. If my area goes from being majority-English to majority-South Asian, then suddenly I am living in a foreign culture among people I have very little in common with. That's extremely socially damaging.
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>>202590909
i'm just annoyed i got through to the screen to buy tickets for the first wembley show after being in the queue all day but then fucked it off because i didn't want to spend £360 per ticket
should have bought 4 and sold them for double the money
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>Woman and four horses dead after early morning road crash
Poor horses
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brat summer was a wtite-off hopefully incel winter goes better
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>>202591001
Socially damaging to who?
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>>202590923
not hardcore lad just like 4 pints or a bottle of wine and you feel dead nice for the rest of the night and it calms everything
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>>202590933
>yeh once a week is fine defo lad
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sarc-y cunt
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shagger solstice
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>>202591009
Tarq mode of transport
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>>202590907
Here. Not much much of a social butterfly me, more of a hairy moth type.
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>>202590985
hustlers university maybe?
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saw a girl wearing a ridiculously short skirt earlier
could see the start of the curve of her pengers arse
got the wilberton tingling ngltyl
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>>202591043
>getting battered
this is what you said mate didn't know u only meant a bottle of wine
even then idk if i could keep that up day after day just kinda feels like mad calories for little benefit
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>>202590888
what is it with mailmen and destroying families
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you bellends don't seriously believe that sacked tranny works in the Shrewsbury's Aldi do you?
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>>202591044
not being sarcy if i was only drinking once a week id be happy as, I've got the temptation 6 out of 7 days
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So this is autumn.
Feels a lot like yesterday.
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>>202591105
It's worse
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>>202591082
least creepy brit poster
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>>202590985
take an axe and smash every device in your house that can connect to world wide web
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>>202591042
To most people, I think. The same holds true anywhere. If an Indian town was suddenly overrun in the span of a couple decades by, let's say, a bunch of Chinese people, they would be very distressed by it I'm sure. It's not about race, it's about culture. People do not want to feel marginalised in what is supposed to be their own native country.
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>>202591105
been autumn for 3 weeks mate
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so this is christmas
and look at that bum
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>>202591081
had almost the right combination of desperation and stupidity to try that a year or so ago, now my stupid levels have regressed a bit so it's outside my realm of consideration
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Any soft lads in?

Body is almost entirely hairless, love lathering myself in oil or body cream then lying on all my pillows and fluffy blankets watching tv
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>>202591088
yeh i am turning into a chunky little monkey
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>>202591146
Equinox was yesterday mate
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>>202591001
yea we need to preserve the great culture of doing nothing but dossing off on pip and benefits
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>>202591092
Think that lonely house wife is the one party that should be questioned
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peeling an orange with my toes
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>>202591193
Is that what you think all English people do, then? You think 100% of English people are on benefits?
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mumsy drinks 5 bottles of wine a week

I suspect when she retires from her part time job soon she'll drink 7 bottles a week
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dont want to be ugly and evil, lads
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How can I learn how to have a scottish english accent. I always hear it in movies and tv shows and I keep thinking "This is me. This is how I should sound like when speaking in english", but I don't hear it often enough to properly develop it by myself.
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>>202590516
come join EU4 game britishes
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>>202591157
cant you do one of those australian walkabout things. spiritual awakening and that
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>>202591238
sorry you have to put up with that
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I'm handsome and have a good heart. Worried the world is going to turn me evil if this carries on though.
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wish someone would come up with new catchphrases to take the piss out of indians with, as much as i love teasing indians, there's only so many times you can say "poo in loo" or "good morning sir" or "do the needful" before it gets old
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>>202591171
Big gay energy
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I wonder how many sensitive young men who used to browse these threads have offed themselves over the years
probably in the hundreds
actually a bit tearful thinking about it
dont do it brothers
F
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>>202590538
In a row?
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>>202591265
no i'm not gonna dox myself
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>>202590985
Well what do you want most
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Luv Asians me
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>>202591295
bloody basterd bitch
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do britishers say "pissed off"
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>>202591265
cant imagine a more virginomous gathering than this
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>>202591295
For me, it's quotes from the "bloody fuck you bloody" fight
bastard bitch
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>>202591171
Want a big strong lad to cuddle you as well? big poof
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>>202591304
im a callous older man and I say to hell with them
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>>202591304
There was a lad a few weeks ago who said he was imminently going down to his local station to jump in front of the next train. Wonder if he did it or not.
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>>202591333
what about you looking in a mirror
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answer me question please
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>>202591309
to not feel pure mental agony with every waking moment
beyond that i suppose financial independence and maybe a gf would be nice
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>>202590744
Yeah I hate my parents. Useless.
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>>202591238
my mumberg used to get through one of these every day (3 bottlesworth)
no surprise that she's dead now
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>>202591295
Call the indians benchod or street shitter
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"47 Ronin"
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>>202591345
cuddle yeah wouldn’t mind muscles
no arse or willy stuff
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>>202591377
sorry bro
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>>202591238
based mum living a comfy and happy life
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Reckon people born 1945-1968 are the worst humans ever.
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if you order a just eat or the like to a hotel do they deliver? will the hotel shout at you?
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got a promotion recently and thought £40k was pretty good even in London but speaking to some mates most are on 55k+ in similar fields one is at s&p on like 75k and now I feel like a straggler
comparison really is the thief of joy
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>>202591254
Milk it for what it/s worth
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>>202591369
One thing you might try is finding some youtubers / podcasters you find interesting / tolerable and listening to a lot of their content so you pick up on the nuances of the accent.

I listen to a podcast with 2 irish lads and I can do a very solid Irish accent now.
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>>202591364
not really a gathering is it
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>>202591412
Ask the hotel you fucking cowardly cunt. Then hang yourself.
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>>202591412
no
did it in liverpool once
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>>202591313
State of that
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>>202591412
dunno, never stayed in a hotel because I'm not James Bond
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>>202591434
>listening to a lot of their content so you pick up on the nuances of the accent.
I thought about this but there is a distinct lack of scottish podcasts with content that might interest me .
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>>202591377
>Wine of South Africa
phew
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Lads about to swan dive infront of a train
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>>202591461
LOL
mate
maaaaaaaaaaaate..........
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>>202591412
I used to order Dominos to my student halls and I had to go outside to collect it. Presume its the same thing at a hotel
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>>202591413
everyone asked
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>>202591482
move to Scotland, immerse yourself. Edinburgh is lovely. Glasgow is a dump though don't come here.
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smoking rn
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>>202591497
train of somalian dicks for your blonde swedish bussy
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>>202591497
take a selfie
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>>202591505
not been on holiday since 2012
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>>202591307
no doxxing you can change your nickname in game
>>202591333
come join then
you will feel right at home
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>>202591537
how? do you just have no one to go with so you dont bother?
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>>202590538
I was looking at the history muesum in london and man it looks amazing. just wished i had a friend to go with me
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>>202591509
Ok, I'm coming
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>sunset 19:03
>clocks go back next month
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>>202591412
you put in the delivery instructions "call me when you're a couple minutes away and i'll come down to meet you in reception"
hotels rarely accept food deliveries to hold till you get your fat arse down to pick it up so the driver will be made to wait if you aren't already there
alternatively, if your hotel isn't all secure and that you could probably say your room number but that's just asking for pajeet to ring you after a few mins all exasperated like "sar i do not find room"
why would the hotel be angry at you for ordering food
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feel like SHIT
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>>202591560
Bring your female relatives for us, love Greek birds me
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>>202591571
Yeah might top meself
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>>202591304
>I wonder how many sensitive young men who used to browse these threads have offed themselves over the years
>probably in the hundreds
Here's hoping you join them next
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>>202591547
Pretty much. If I had pals or a gf then it's very likely I would have been on some holidays between then and now.
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once drove my car on the highway while absolutely rat-arsed drunk and on benzos, no idea how i'm still alive
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Rorkes whip
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For me it's old-school strip motels
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>Ukraine in The Hague: Kerch Bridge restricts international shipping, it must come down
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>>202591595
>>Bring your female relatives for us
They are all 60+ years old.
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>>202591490
?
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Wait so women are crazy and unstable
What’s the alternative lads
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getting dark already
sick of it
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always a laugh when you look out the window at the street down below and see a nice brown man with brightly coloured food delivery bag on his back, looking this way and that, checking his phone, clearly no idea where the house is, then he inevitably phones the recipient for help
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>>202591642
Watching no country for old men really did put your imagination in gear did it
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>>202591660
Don’t bother coming then
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The 'bs
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>>202591720
ok
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>>202591618
sometimes forget i share a general with the utter dregs of society
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>>202591552
it's a great museum, it's free but you can pay for certain tours and exhibitions, did one where you could go see Darwin's actual specimens as well as type specimens (the first ever specimen of that species found) and his hand written labels and stuff
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>>202591679
as an extreme insomniac i'm liking it as it feels less oppressive when it's not light all the time
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>>202591660
Ain't picky
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>>202591612
>am I fitting in yet
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>>202591740
who axed doe
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>>202591731
real shit creates real niggas, as they say
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>>202591752
pffft, you will be
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>>202591740
>In my teens I was a far right, black metal loving
stopping there
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>>202591618
based
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big ol post there
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>>202591768
absolutely howled at this hilarious post
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mad how jewstar are rereleasing gta v again
must be cunts that have bought that game 5 times now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-_GYlvDf5s&ab_channel=ADifferentBias
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And the very latest from Toby?
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>>202591812
KENT mentioned
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>>202591736
yeah its so cool i wish i had a british friend to show me around the uk. I think british history is pretty cool especially the victorian age
>i wouldn't wwant to live in Victorian England
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literally no point living with a small dick
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>>202591809
huh? what are they releasing it on? did the ps6 come out when i wasn't looking?
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>>202591819
he was threatening suicide yesterday. i think he wanted attention
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>>202591618
did this so many times from 2018-2022
especially during lockdown
finally got caught when i fucked a wheel curbing it and passed out
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>>202591787
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>>202591849
what's the definition of small
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>>202591872
Link?
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>>202591849
Don’t want no short dick rorke
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>>202591673
Just absolving myself of racial guilt at killing mumberg
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>>202591893
Under 6 inches
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>>202591849
t. Kim Jong Ching Chong
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>>202591849
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>>202591849
can always get a chinky gf, they're used to it and i daresay even prefer it
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>>202591809
didn't they disastrously try and remaster san andreas recently

I wonder if those are the same people working on GTA6
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>>202591849

What counts as small
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How much does a shitty non-flat share flat cost to rent where you lads are? Seems to be about £550 a month here and I don't know if that's about right or a rip off
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>>202591951
sub 6
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Got the X Files on. Kino
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>>202591890
this guy looks jewish, not keen on this gif at all frankly
also
>gif
fuck off
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>>202591700
Just associate them with good times on the road and doing comfy stuff like getting local takeaway in
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>>202591812
normal thread until...
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>>202591915
White English
>>202591935
I don’t think that’s true
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>>202591966
some girls are probably fine with it tho right
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>>202591861
remastered and expanded edish
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>>202591989
define "fine"
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>>202591976
he's a sketch comedy actor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2k-BNySLI
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White English Anglo Saxon
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>>202591976

>>202591890
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>>202591957
a non shit one is easily over 1k in london a lot are dogshit even that
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>>202591910
stop watching porn and reading buzzfeed articles
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>>202591976
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>>202591975
Recreate the episode where that 4chan shut-in takes his own life
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Mousenonce has two braincells
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>>202591994
that was like 2 years ago lad, everyone has already had their little outrage fit over it
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>>202592026
Don’t do either, next?
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>>202592014
like they'll still get off and stuff
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>>202591909
oh right thought maybe you were slating seth efrican wine because of some patrician wine taste you possessed
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>>202591849
eat pussy retard
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>>202592036
Two more than you then
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5 inchers me
and worse still it's a pencil dick
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>>202591979
I made a few of the posts in this image and I kind of regret it now. I'd love to go back to the days of trans spammers compared to what we have now with all the cuckshit and pedoshit.
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Grand Theft Auto 5 Part 2
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rocking a 7 incher me but quite pencilly, girth is like 5 inches on a good day
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love it when I'm really fucking thirsty, my throat is sore and i'm dizzy and i get a huge veiny bottle of water and pour all that water cum down my twink throat and it's making me gag a little bit with tears rolling down the sides of my eyes
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>>202592069
just go for a petite girl
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6.5 inches me. Being average is alright for me
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>>202592040
try having sex and you'll realise women aren't all size queens
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>>202592015
Mad how much this is like me at my toil
Everyone else is genuinely evil and negligent but somehow I'm the oddball
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had an itchy mons pubis all day
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Don't understand why Rockstar has never remasted GTA IV desu. Why can I play GTA V on every system but I need to bust out a PS3 or 360 to play IV?
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had a 17 year old gf when i was 19
still wank to the memory of how tight age she was
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ts wild how the best Museum in the world are in london and dc
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When 4chan kicks the bucket, where will you lads go
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the average length of an erect human penis is 13.12 cm (5.17 in), while the average circumference of an erect human penis is 11.66 cm (4.59 in).
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>>202592151
Monty Pyke Table 42 Every Saturday
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>>202592162
jeets and chinks dont count
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>>202592151
I'm already active in several Reddit communities so I'll be good.
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>>202592057
Great. For the rest of my life?>>202592118
I have had sex, 3 different women. All of them have been disappointed when they take off my pants, 1 of them even asked if I was fully hard yet or not
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Ovens broken. Nowt I can do except get the uberjeets to bring me food
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>this guy looks jewish, not keen on this gif at all frankly
>also
>>gif
>fuck off
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>>202592097
Do your eyes roll back too, as if you're having an orgasm?
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>>202592052
I've had some lekker seth efrican wines, nothing against them
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>>202592162
yeah but half of humans don’t have a penis so it’s more like 10 inches
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>as part of my nieces project in reception, they want a photo of her whole family
>uh no thanks, I don't want my photo in some school
>family acts like I'm being awkward
how the fuck is that being awkward? how can you have the gall to go up to somone and say 'I want a photo of you to hang up in a public place' and expect a yes? I used to give the same shit to my sister when she would just put photos of me on facebook. I'm not on social media so what the fuck do you think you're doing?
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>>202592138
Well backwards compatibility is pretty much out the question. Due to the architecture of the PS3 it’s pretty much a nightmare for say Sony to add backwards compatibility for PS3 games to the PS5 hence why you can’t just slap in your GTA 4 disc into your PS5.

And as for why hasn’t Rockstar remastered the game. There have been some reports of a possible remaster for RDR1 and GTA 4 although some reports suggested these were cancelled due to the backlash the GTA trilogy received and to also put their focus on GTA 6. Some reports also indicate that we may still be getting a remake for GTA 4. I guess we’ll just need to wait and see.
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>2 likes on bumble since last night
I might finally break through that glass ceiling and finally become a normie
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>>202592151
it's not going anywhere been here since I was like 13 and now I'm 27
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>>202592225
oh no no no
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>>202592225
Show me the women
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>>202592225
blog on neurotypivcal
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>>202592207
Flawless logic
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>>202592119
reckon this is more like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAN0OCagHzQ
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>Lebanon says more than 270 killed in Israeli airstrikes with over 1,000 injured – Middle East crisis live
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>>202592225
get them pumped lad
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>>202592210
you sound like a sheltered mong stirring up drama to feel relevant because you have no real problems
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jokingly told the proto gf that i have a small dick, she doesn't seem to be sure if i was kidding or not but doesn't seem to mind either way
now that her expectations are nice and low i can pleasantly surprise her with my moderately large wilberforce
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>>202590538
I haven't seen Clerks in over 20 years, but the the number 37 makes me think of this scene every time I encounter it.
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>>202592180
larp more virgin
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anyone watched kaos on netflix? thought it was pretty fun. don't care if that's reddit. yes there was an interracial gay couple but that's expected in every show now
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>>202592296
Are you just trying to mock me
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Mad how there are people dying every day while I'm here just posting shite with the boys
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>>202592317
What's it about lad
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>>202592150
don't think I can name one chinese museum if it wasn't for this list
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>>202592321
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>>202592319
no
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>>202592308
Bit of a weird larp
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>>202592210
>little kid wants to do something cute representing her family because she loves them
>grinch denies it
That's you. You're a grinch
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>>202592235
4chan is definitely doomed. Even putting funding issues aside, the model of an anonymous imageboard just doesn't work on the 2020s internet. You can't run a forum with no IDs and no verification required to post anymore. It's too manipulable by people running massive bot farms. Eventually 4chan will be nothing but bots propagandising/advertising to other bots.
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don't post so much and make the threads go by so quick if you're not going to make the news in a timely manner, simple as that you silly cunts
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>>202592399
>>202592399
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>>202592293
I have great problems which is why this kind of shit I don't need bothers me.
>>202592359
This isn't some idea of my niece, it's the school asking for it.
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>>202592407
>>202592407
>>202592407
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>>202592336
I mean london and dc are famous for the meusums



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