28 Years Later Edition
28 wanks later
>>202596444Deary me
toby is a truly elite 4chan poster, he will go down in history as one of the greats
>>202596444leftypol seething because theres nothign wrong with him but "deary me"
mad how healthy and well fed i am living with mumberg compared to how i;d be if i had my own flat
Starmer's got his snout plunged deep in so many troughs he'd be nailed on to win next year's British bog-snorkelling championships
sir migrant wanker
packing a AAA battery
>6-year-old found unresponsive in hot bath dies, officials say. Mom and fiance charged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RchSYhCLUc
Skyping the American gf soon got any good memes to share?
drinking aldis madri ripoff
>>202596444Faces of brit
fuck my dumb shitty lemoncel life
>>202596485>>202596500Paul Robinson.https://www.barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/20916024.q-barking-dagenham---albion-ward-councillor-paul-robinson/
my willy is rubbish!
>>202596444who dis?
>>202596413Honestly though what would you do if that actually happened? The French would just shoot you if tried to escape across the channel.
Sir Bang Buser
>>202596560*brewed in Spain
i bet that i am having aninsulin crisis it all hurts
>Non-Binary Student Dies After Allegedly Violent Bathroom Fight at Owasso High School in Oklahoma
ABSOLUTEFUCKINGBANGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemoQm4Gxus
sir free garmer
Stay based right wing goon squads.
This is one of the absolute most peng Nasheeds out therehttps://m.ok.ru/video/20440879563
Opinions on Esoteric RuneScapeism?
girlfriendberg just unironically said "y'all"gen alpha is a lost cause
>>202596631SCREAMING
got the pasta version of that belly feeling from drinking Coca Cola too mayn energy in my belly
>>202596413But 28 Days Later was a 2000s movie
>>202596599become King of Sheppey
charli xcx arsehole leaked pics
>>202596631>Non-BinaryLook between your legs you see a dick and balls? Jesus christ this shit is ridiculous
>>202596666wish smell-o-vision were a thing
>>202596644>gen alpha
>>202596632>that drum lick at 20 seconds
misgendered the gfs non binary friend the othr daygot an earful no doubt
>>202596666the world needs a new fappening now more than ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D28uSzCs7-kwhy does he start talking like that after the part about "resistors"
vicky starmer's leaked arsehole pics are peng
>>202596646>“I think complications from brain trauma, head trauma, is what caused it.” The mother, who declined to be named for the article, added that three older girls were beating the victim and her daughter in the girl’s bathroom, and eventually, a teacher entered the bathroom and broke the fight up.
>>202596644'
>>202596665The zombies would cross the bridge.
>>202596592King of Britain
I believe trans people are valid but non-binary is obviously bullshitWhat do you call that?
>>202596685that's called a fill bro. Drummers don't do licks
>>202596632I thought you were actually linking Rainbow you fucking cunt
>>202596725Twat
>>202596666WHERE
Do Brits not have regional grocery store chains? We don’t really have national chains so people in different parts of the country have different stores
i cant bruaete
>>202596732Rude.
>The woman added, as quoted by KJRH, “I know at one point, one of the girls was pretty much repeatedly beating her head across the floor…She couldn’t walk to the nurses’ station on her own, and the staff didn’t call the ambulance, which amazes me.”
angela rayner SPH JOI
>>202596739Yes there are some but generally most large grocers are distributed nation-wide
>>202596703>and eventually, a teacher entered the bathroom and joined in the lynching
>>202596739they arent chains they are just local family butchers or bakeries
>>202596703
>>202596632for me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45NtEXv7DZs
>>202596587BOG SIM HIS COUNSEL
>>202596666I'm guessing it looks like a normal arsehole. maybe a tad hairier than usual.
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>A transgender Western Pennsylvania teen was killed and dismembered. Advocates say it's a hate crime.
>>202596632Apparently they got Slash from Guns N' Roses in to play the guitar bit. Before the band became famous obviousy and he wasn't wearing the hat then
how come Axxplosions & Fire was getting his degree in physics but the step that he fucked up most at was the UV lights with electronics
>>202596710easily blocked off
>>202596727check out bloody ringo star over here
wish i had a winter home in a nice warm, dry country
Thoughts on mint chocolate chip ice-cream?
Charlie XCX is ugly and brown
i like NileRed dont even care if he uploads for me to go watch his video soon because of quality over quantity. and theres plenty of SLOP!
can’t imagine shagging a paki or a jeet slag up the arse and not having my rod covered in poo when it’s pulled out
currently in the gooncave
>>202596856block the bridge off with your mother
>>202596877you are gay and virgin
Charlie XCX is hot and very light brown
>>202596875Cracking stuff
>>202596894all gays are virginsyou have to shag a woman to lose your virginity
>>202596875you'd have to be a sick fuck to get it and even a sicker fuck to like it
>>202596885that's where poo comes from
watched a documentary about crip neighbourhoods today that shit sucks sad that America has to go through it
Found a hedgehog picked bald, tough to pin a prick for that crime!
Take everything that's in common with all the traditional religions and then call this new set of beliefs a new religion. Would you accept that as your state religion?
weekly dick flattening in 30 mins on bbc2 x
leftypol in a shambles
>>202596957Jews have had ENOUGH
>>202596901What about ortega?
fucks sake lads accidentally booted catberg in the kitchen the poor miteshe seems fine, gave her some extra biccies for her trouble
>>202596911I seeso a man can wank a cock off with his arse, but if a woman were doing the same she would be shagging it off with her arse rather than wanking?
>>202596957jokes on them. existing IP slop is leftypol's creation
>>202596875I have no opinion however I did have a coke float for the very first time last night. I'd give it an 8/10
>>202596923thinking like totally caked in it not like a few flecks or some arse juice you get from a normal bum
>>202596939fucking hate that cunt showlove victoria coren mitchell though
fanois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D28uSzCs7-kthis channel is funny he has good humour (this German)
>>202596987exactly
>>202596957based Adam Sandler
>>202596965>You weasel!
>Elementary school teacher accused of choking 6-year-old, Colorado police say
might order a can of galaxy gas off amazon to see what all the hype is about
>Adam Sandler defeats a libtard golfer with blue hair and a free palestine flag on their putter
>>202596939Who is that?
>>202597022cor
spending this months pay on custom asmr videos
have to get a bleeding filling for 200 quid not 'appy
>>202596790I think Thunderbirds was the superior composition overall but it lacks the urgency of Stingray
covering a hedgehog with washing up liquid and scrubbing my arsehole with itsick of having pooey arsehole, this little cunt is going right inside
>>202596979Catberg stands under the table and think I can see it
i keep smoking cigarettes that spark randomlyprobably a """fruit fly"""
>>202597056victoria coren mitchell x
>>202596978Very hot very sexy
>>202597082You are extremely mentally ill.
All true, Aryan National-socialists realise Israel is based and our greatest fascist ally.
wanking a cock off with my arse
ktim
>>202596957>Netflix production starring a puerto rican rapper called "bad bunny"Yeah sounds like it'll be great
buying girls affection with gifts and such
>>202597132says it all really
>>202596939>David Mitchell has plowed her pussy
>>202597120You have severe mental illnesses.
>>202597111Yeah.
>>202597112nonce freak
>>202597021Ciroc with the iceLive life, never worry 'bout the price https://youtu.be/u7teji9239k
>>202597150Holy fucking shit what is wrong with him?
>>202597150omdz
Mavid Ditchell
owwwwwwww
Where's catyank lately?? Haven't seen him.
>>202597130bit gay, that
entering my shaggers era
>>202597150He does voice-to-text each time he posts
>>202597171He is mentally ill.
go live
>>202597127lol
just got called mentally ill on 4chan.org/int/brit/
Visiting Shrewsbury tomorrow lads. Shall I pop to Aldi (Battlefield Road) and see if ST is in?
licking a yoghurt pot like it's elton john's arse
my organs >.< owwwww
>>202597182I miss him desu. Completely disagree with his politics but his posting style is fun and cute.
a lot of mental illness ITT
dont ignore me you rancid swine
I can suck my own cock and stick my own cock up my own arse. Just the tip but it still counts.
can't stand brotherberg's wifestein
>>202597245not real that
>>202597104thank u
mental illnessing a poo
>>202597245oy vey
Why do my balls smell so much when I don't wank?
>>202597182Became gainfully employed to take care of his aging parents; married his therapist and is now an orthodox deacon
>>202597203No he doesn't. That's just his cope for justifying his often terrible spelling. When it comes to these 'mass produced' posts, he will likely just have a .txt file with all the posts and will gradually run through them (like he's doing as I type). He is deeply mentally ill.
MN is going to be gutted He loved her
the mental elves are running rampant
>>202597245How does something liek that even happen?
i love Reggie c:
>>202597254doesn't that make her your aunti or summat
TWENTY FOUR HOUR PARTY PEOPLE
>>202597273I'd fucking love to see him get doxxed. Imagine the grotesque little goblin creature he looks like IRL.
>>202597225I miss his cats
>>202597101>probably a """fruit fly"""What does that mean?
>>202597261Look up her husband. Money really is everything.
I fucking hate Chrome lads, it needlessly eats gb of space and then stops working because it gets greedy. Why the fuck does Chrome need to eat up 30gb of space on my drive
>>202597279get the weapon out and beat the shit out of them
>>202597324nanobots, Jack
need a they/them gf
alr its me catyank lol
>>202597328'
>>202597296How is autistically spamming the same set of posts 'progress'?
>>202597328switch to firefox
>>202597328Tell Google, not us. Don't be a coward.
wasm
68 years old today
>>202597348so unstable and wont split the bill with you eitherAVOID
>>202597150kek
erm how is that dog walking on the wall
>>202597348post apocalyptic wastelander drip
>>202597407bit mean
kingdom for a gf
>>202597399This but more punting involved
>>202597327David Mitchell isn't bad looking desu but he is proper creepy.I remember in his autobiography he described how he met Victoria at a party in 2007, but she had a BF at the time. He became depressed about it and got obsessed with her for years and basically e-stalked her until she became single again, at which point he asked her on a date.Mitchell is literally just Mark Corrigan IRL except not a Tory. All his mannerisms and his way of interacting with people is the same.
mentally ill freakshow
At the end of the day lads, Judaism is based.
brown girl moment :/
Day 1: EXPOSURE (of Britain to non-white migrants)Day 2: INFECTION (of Britain by non-white migrants)Day 28: DEVASTATION (of Britain by non-white migrants)Year 28: RECLAMATION (of Britain FROM non-white migrants)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D28uSzCs7-k
>>202597292what is it
proper laugh when the cowardly posters are called out
>>202597444>I remember in his autobiography he described how he met Victoria at a party in 2007, but she had a BF at the time. He became depressed about it and got obsessed with her for years and basically e-stalked her until she became single again, at which point he asked her on a date.ktim
>>202597455The most mentally disturbed individual on /brit/. And yet he claims to be a shagger. Utterly bizarre poster.
nice cup of hot choc on the wind down to bedtime
>>202597460Corr you reckon she shits out of that arse?
>>202597488Begin with your family.
yeah, cry more
>>202597444David Mitchell is a massive tory
>>202597362I'm saving baddiedem mp4s I'll turn into webms eventually x>>202597371Chrome has all by bookmarks and cookies on, I'm in too deep. Let alone the tabs I'm browsing through atm>>202597372It doesn't give me the report error option when it crashes
need a jewish gf but a fit one like victoria coren
get the fucking poo scranned
>>202597517well he looks like a tory
>>202597506got a cup of coffee, finna get #LITTY
>>202597492Classic case of a far-right Rorke who doomposted about white replacement so much that he developed a fetish over it and became an unironic cuckold.Occasionally he slips out of character and starts ranting some right-wing shit like during the riots when he was complaining about the long sentences rioters were getting.
>>202597484saturn or summat
>>202597444>I remember in his autobiography he described how he met Victoria at a party in 2007, but she had a BF at the time. He became depressed about it and got obsessed with her for years and basically e-stalked her until she became single again, at which point he asked her on a date.Sounds like an effective strategy then.
>>202597211I wonder how unhinged the average Israel is relative to this indivual
amoung
>>202597444It was worse than that. He described how he'd see her at different parties over the years and leaving with a different bloke every time, then he'd walk home alone wishing it was him instead.
wanking a cock with my arse
>>202597569Yep. He's also very much anti-Israel and will drop his act to engage whenever an Israel-Palestine discussion is on the go.
love linux me
>>202597492Don’t think he’s ever claimed to be a shagger? As far as I know he has never talked about his personal life he just slams the same copy pasta every day
faaaaaaaaaart
>>202597623me too!
>>202597517I don't think he is. Pretty sure I remember him moaning about climate change and Brexit on a few occasions
>>202597655nice pass fassy
>>202597620That’s the only based thing about Wafflenonce desu
>28 >degree in history, fluked into my old job via an agency, stayed there for 5 years >stupidly started a new job 8 months ago >no friends, kissless handholdless virgin >live at home >don't want to leave my current job without having another one lined up >took me months of applying last year to get this job I don't know what to do I'm considering going back to my old job I've been desperately looking at how to learn a trade or useful skill (e.g electrician, or CAD, or something idk) in the hope I can do something more lucrative. I have plenty of money saved up so I could fund studies. I'm terrified that I'm going to end up a NEET. I was NEET after uni for 7 months until I got a job. My life is swirling and I don't know what to do, help
>dude dont have children because>le climate change!!people actually say this
>>202597627goes on about how he shags white women all the time (while he stays at home pulling 8 hour shifts on 4chan)
>>202597718sad
>>202597627He does. He said last Saturday that he was off to shag (but all day on /brit/ up until 10:45 at night posting his usual stuff, of course).He also posted an image a while back as 'proof' that he shags. I still have no idea what he wanted to show, it was like a picture of a wall.
>>202597594Yeah, there was a whole section about it wasn't there. Someone clipped it from the audiobook version and uploaded it to Youtube years ago. Remember thinking "wtf why would he admit to this shit publicly?"
>>202597726Don’t remember that desu but ok wouldn’t surprise me
>>202597713You are 28 years old.
>Reeves also used her speech to announce new measures to target tax dodgers and help close the £39.8bn shortfall between the amount of tax owed and that which has actually been collected. so literally why are there spending cuts/freezes when the tax avoided could easily cover that
>>202597623This, sometimes feels like it’s too good to be true
>>202597726The mad thing is he is literally white and will not deny this if you accuse him of being white.If he were black all he has to do is post his hand with a little note and a timestamp saying "hello /brit/". But he's not, he's white and basically admits it but still persists with the bizarre LARP in other posts
mad how good looking some lasses are, hate them
finally got Tubi on my Roku box
>>202597804he is severely mentally ill
>>202597713>>202597775did you mean to post this in the 28 years later edition?
nth for the baddiedem
It's the beady eyes
>>202597830haha, yeah, what?
>>202597804He's a paki
had my teabed soon
>>202597830i think you can get a cream for that
digging through the carpet for crumbs of weed again fuck sake
>>202597852sexo
>monetising death and destructionWhy are they so comically evil?
>>202597852I know what caused that red mark on her face.
>>202597811Trip on employedwoman
>>202597860There's a free movie app called Tubi. lf you buy a Roku box and plug it into your tv you can access this app as well as BBC Iplayer and stuff like that
>>202597852she's cute. can see why she made the team
>>202597852Fat ugly whore
>>202597863Nah, he's white. If he was brown he could easily still pretend to be black/mixed race with a hand selfie. The fact he doesn't do this to back up his persona is proof he's white.
>>202597852incel if male
>>202596696got stuck watching this video
>>202597789thought leftypol said there was no tax evasion and its just evil tories targetting poor dole scroungers
>>202597889what was it?
>>202597804When he first started posting here, his posting style was free from ebonics and he used to talk more normally. Often he mentioned the fact that he had a girlfriend and that he allowed her to see black men at the weekend.Of course, he denies this poster is him. Just a separate Belgian flag posting in the same general about the same topic. Of course.
phoar imagine her pretending to be your daughter and crawling into your bed at night to suck your dick while you pretend to be asleep one day she tries to do something while you are awake and not pretending and you are like wtf!? and spank her because up until that and why she did it also was because she thought she knew you was awake just pretending to not be
Poley looks like THAT?
>>202597920coom
still torrent all my films, still use soulseek for all my music
>>202597912i got stuck when he started talking about numbers and math :drool:
>>202597713Don't care>>202597718Don't care>>202597732Don't care>>202597741Don't care>>202597789Definitely don't care>>202597804Don't care>>202597830Don't care>>202597888Definitely don't care
think the new girl at toil is trans looks a bit like the ...yh tranny i would fuck her
>>202597935knew ash sarkar was a bloke
>>202597979That's a man.
the ending of 28 weeks later is fucking stupid, nevermind how stupid the 2nd outbreak waswhy would that underwater tunnel to france not be blocked off? fucking shitty writing
>>202597937mustve been some corrosive coom to do that
>tfw absolutely average
>>202597998wrong
>>202597999The infection spread to France via helicopter.
be right back forum im going to go break into the HLF2 compound
>>202597857Absolutely crazy how most people are relatively attractive when young and it just.. goes away I bet he’s hiding his horrendously narrow shoulders here though
>>202597979corr get in there u horny bugger
do you rememberthe 21st night of september
Welcome to Omorashi High School! You're the first boy to attend this prestigious female-only academy with a twist: There's not a single bathroom in the entire school. All students are expected to hold their pee in as long as they can.Go interact with your fellow classmates, get through the school day, and watch your fellow classmates struggle to not have an accident!
>>202597999Or that the infected wife of the janny in the second film is left unattended and that the janny can get accessSurely you'd have armed guards on the door preventing anyone from accessing her
>>202597938whats the advantage of soulseek over torrenting
>>202598034um,, okay
>>202598060Australia...
>>202598059normalize grotty women
>>202598051no vtubers
>>202598051yes vtubers
*unzips*
anyone don't care
I want too watch footie on my firestick but i dont know what provider to go withWhat do
>>202598096bloke
ok wish me luck at HL2
My poo's bloody again
>>202598059Like her torso/arm tattoos but not a fan of the ones on her face
>>202597997Depopwanktoil?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o8QPaA62kc
>>202598096looks like a bloke this one
>>202598131fat
>>202598059Would perform a blood ritual with (and then shag rotten).
>>202598145AI said its important for you to seek medical treatment immediately
>>202598059>>202598147this desushe's fit but the face/neck tattoos are over the top
>>202598190>>202598190
>>202598100>>202598100>>202598100
>>202598113no. you arent allowed to post the vtubers
thinking of not getting broadband this year. Will I get in trouble for pirating and such off uni wifi?
>>202596790Apparently they got Jimmy Saville from BBC in to produce the children's choir bit. Before the man became famous obviousy and he wasn't wearing the pipe then
>>202598051FU Nerissaaaaaa why did you take me thereLuvved it xx
rum cat that
>>202598638Indeed.
>>202597583thought it was the bottom of mn's piss bottle