Ukrainsk Edition
why does it say i need to wait before posting a duplicate reply please??
Ah yes the 2am Commiemong edition
fully conscious chadnadian
>commiemong posting at 2am
thinking about rapeterrible crime
>>202608010because every post you make is exactly the same: pure shite
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might get a job ferrying souls across the river styx into the underworld
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>>202608051>>202608069Shan't
>>202608069seething samefag
I say the janny should use his powers to change the OP picture to a picture of a greggs sausage roll instead. you say the janny doesn't have these powers? I say different
el proverbial copthoughts?got a good deal (5 quid below retail)probs could have got them cheaper in the middle of winter but maybe not
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*farts*
>>202608092The janny does not have those powers. That's not how imageboards work
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>>202608109I say different
>>202608104big fan of doctor who
well rorke?
Add a Knorr chicken stock pot or not. It’s your choice.
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>>202608095Pretty cool
mental how no one likes my edition but you're all here anyway
>>202608134i dont like the edition but i like you x
>>202608122/int/ was so much better in 2019.
wessex has fallen
>>202608139xx
>>202608095Yooo rorke on dem custard cream creps JEEZE!
next time I have a week off work, I go to a random city or town and get a hotel for the night. Just explore the place and then spaff my brains out on the Travelodge quilts
>>202608148beautiful women
>>202608157dubs and you go to inverness
rorke playing fifa 12leftypol playing EA FC 25 before everyone else
>>202608051>>202608069>>202608092Nice VPN Ivan
>>202608169the numbers Gods saving my ass there. Fucking hell
>>202608141it was still shit
>>202608150
Want to go camping but I live in London
>>202608170Me playing Fifa 96 on Sega Saturn
>>202608125thankssssssssss>>202608154ay, ay, ay, ayrorke be lookin wet (ay)ain't wearing dunks he on them custard cream creps (ay, ay)drop a biccy in his tea, he look pathet (ay, ay)
>>202608177haha fucked it for yourself get that ticket purchased
>>202608172Nice VPN spainfreak
slava huntingdon and peterborough
adult deer should keep the speckled coat and fluffy tails of fawns. very cute
>>202608157blud thinks he's charlie veitch
Any oldfags in? Is it true or not that in the early 90s here Nintendo wasn't popular at all and most people preferred Sega?
>>202608200>>202608157That's callums cornerLoves his dogshit hotel rooms
>>202608206people had real lives back then
>>202608207My head does NOT look like a SODDING tic tac
>>202608189the numbers giveth and the numbers taketh away. Inverness it is then.
>>202608206Oldfags are notorious contrarians to any good taste but i dont think they really have a hivemind preference in this case
odd number and i go to bed
what was /brit/ like during the blair years?
>>202608206The Mega Drive was more popular than the SNES in the UK yeah, due to a different marketing campaign for the Mega Drive here which appealed to adults. But that's not at all to say Nintendo wasn't popular, just not as popular as the Mega Drive and the Master System.
>>202608236Rorke on a mad one
>>202608237good night lad
>>202608236I have dreams all the time about not having any pants on and walking through somewhere i know
>>202608150wtf is this humiliation ritual
>>202608236and by the end, they're both naked
the idea of a jew thousands of miles away wishing me a good night's sleep is simply bizarre
feel the same way about small breasts and youthful faces
>>202608236why did the wog punch him then let him drive off
>>2026082064chan didnt exist in the early 90s mate. we were all on aol, then irc, then somethingawful
>>202608309Why didn't he just fucking deck him? Imagine being such a pussy you let a naked twink hijack your car without doing anything
>>202608122no thread subject you stupid idiot!!!!!!!!!
Why is Israel blowing up Lesbian? I thought they were having beef with Palpatine?
>>202608260tah
>>202608346crying apu always makes me sad
>>202608346even number on your postyou must stay awake now
>>202608343they were after Gazza last I heard
>>202608236favstian
hambooga
>>202608330the fat domesticated wog underestimates lil timmyhes not really a twink
>>202608343its LEBANON and PALESTINE you simpleton
ladies with wobbly arses
not bothered to go to bed as it's so cold and empty and lonely
>>202608358i pgodds
porky pines are rodentsmad
policy idea: ban the bra
>MASSIVE war in the Middle East is totally happening bro!>Just two more weeks I swear!I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho.
>>202608396ok i had it on auto post and i was typing something so it doesnt countI PRAY TO THE GODDS OF ODDS
>>202608386ok then geography genius. Explain how there can be a middle of the east?
>>202608408going braless is becoming pretty popular for zoomers seeing a lot of bouncy boobs with hard pokey nipples lately even year 9 girls
>>202608400Not really.
>>202608424turkey was historically known as the near east, with china being the far east, hence why the arabian peninsula is known as the middle east
:/
always assumed porcupines were related to hedgehogs but i guess i was wrong
>>202608453piss off nerd*pulls your trousers down*
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>>202608236wonder how liberating it feels to have the breeze on your balls in the middle of public like that
>>202608444
>>202608480im not wearing trousers
modes he just posted porn
>>202608444holy fuck
>>202608437'
Going for my 4th wank of the day down here in my very own particular country.
>>202608444she's going spazmodic whys she doing that
ring o noodle soup. eating it right now lads
currently enjoying the latest rekt thread on /gif/
>>202608413>>202608396>>202608346>>202608237as an American I will protect you while you sleep <3
at the park, there's a pair of tradies here who have been on smoko for at least an hour
Going to cum just by watching this girl's face >>202608444
>>202608437>>202608444blimey
>>202608444getting an asian gf after seeing this
>>202608558is it chinks getting btfo by dodgy equipment in funny ways, or just a gratuitous splatter fest?
used car for sale, female owner, excellent condition
wanted to collect guns til i found out how expensive they were let alone we can't even get cool ones up here anyway
>>202608444that car needs detailing now
>>202608599consider collecting a clue
hate this food trend where recipes are increasingly simplified and made with as few ingredients as possiblehow monged out do you have to be to want to cook a meal with THREE ingredients ffs
>>202608590going through the motorbike rekt thread atm so it's all goodnot into any of those cartel videos personally i never watch that sort of stuffjust people getting squashed by lorries or whatever is enough for me
Is there one of these memes for british empire and its colonies?
>>202608623You just know youre gonna end up eating more microplastics than actual food when you see one of those youtube shorts
>>202608631
>>202608644did he died
>>202608646ought to replace india with poo zealand
>>202608644yeah i remember planking
>>202608666
>>202608664>>202608666Pog!
made a full american
>>202608704willy wonka shit what am I looking at
It's been quite active for a monday night.I'm off then>>202608704I hate excessive decorating on food. Makes me not want to eat it.
>>202608623Spaghetti aglio e olio Is based
>>202608718fussy ponce
The new 'ivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY3Oj9ob7mg
>>202608748italians will seethe but i usually add prawns and sauteed vegetables
>>202608759Isn't this guy a literal Neo-Nazi?
>>202608718nothing wrong with a bit of garnish
>>202608748yes there are good recipes that are simple but websites all putting out "recipes" for fettucine alla limonicina (pasta with lemon and butter) is retarded>>202608766then it's just a different dishmy point is why is there so little focus on actual technique and just learning how to cook healthy simple food every day? it's become robotic
>>202608766so not aglio e olio then
pasta al limone is easily one of my favourite pasta dishesjust lemon zest, juice, some mint, and finished with pecorino or parmesan, it's stupidly gooddon't why this canuck mong thinks simple dishes are bad
corr
>>202608555fuck off you fat cunt, back to /cum/
>>202608781>>202608787aglio e olio refers to the sauce so it's the same dishsimple as
>>202608820people who say 'veggies' should all be rounded up and shot
good morning sirs
>>202608002Speaking of
>>202608820delishus diabeetus
>>202608820zhang, get the nukes
>>202608623I've got your three ingredients:-bacon-bread-HP sauce
>>202608833these maniacs are selling deep fried kool aid and youve got a problem with the word veggies
>>202608051>>202608069Seethe you fucking bitch. Biyatch.
I will admit my original post makes it seem that I'm against simple recipes and want to make it clear that that's not the case my gripe was with everyone trending toward simpler and simpler recipes to the point where everyone is publishing the same recipe for the same simple thing so instead of there being a development of taste and personality, or exploring new combinations, it's just "classic" simple recipes that add nothing to the literature>>202608807>pasta>lemon>oil>cheesefour ingredients>>202608860basedhere's another:>beans>butter>toast
dont think i ever had HP saucejust call it brown sauce
scotland
>>202608888holy basedwhat ziggy gonna do
>four ingredientsfive including the mint>>202608882whats wrong with deep fried kool aid?
>>202608932Not based, you colossal moron
>>202608927branstons mogs the shit out of hp
gonna order a doner n chips i reckonwanted one earlier but mumberg went and done a currywell YOU'RE ASLEEP NOW MUMBERGSO IT'S TIME FOR ME TO HAVE MY FUN!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
pookraine lol
I was born on the 5th anniversary of 9/11
deep frying is the culinary equivalent of adding a bump stock. just makes it more lethal
>>202608967So you've only been on 4chan for 2 weeks right? Considering it was illegal for you to browse here on 10th September or earlier.
>>202608967i'm exactly 10 years older than you
another thing too is that often the recipe will be ostensibly about a classic dish that depends on solid execution (e.g., aglio e olio, pasta al limone, carbonara, etc.) but then they'll add extra ingredients that aren't necessary like cream or substitute critical ingredients like bacon for guanciale
>>202608990imma steal this rare pepe fr
>>202608990I can't stop looking at this pepe
Currently listening to The Jesus Lizardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPA9kcVfcvI
>>202609011>>202609020movie
thinking about how I hate the retards who invented the iphone
>>202608002kursk status?
looks like 190 found a working VPN after a few hours of trying
>>202609086no, this is what happens when you make the OP image political, random jf's wander in
>>202609052The ass is in the assThe anus has been deglovedThe eggs are being cupped
>>202608967Hello literal child
>>202609086I've been here the entire time
Mad how 16 year olds were born in 2008Nearly 2009
>>202609123Old enough to buy energy drinks
>>202609123Flippin mental 'ow people born 16 years ago are 16
Imagine not being alive when Obama was elected
>>202609123I am as old as 4chan I been on this site since 14
>Parents welcome twins from embryos frozen 30 years agoimagine how smart a 30 year old baby will turn out to be
>>202609123old enough to fuck
9 more days until I move to the uk I love you all
>>202609186No, they're objectively not.
>discover 4chan in 2017 because YouTubers thought it was cool>End up being stuck here Thank you for making my autism worse
>>202609197
>>202609200>2017
Honestly the fact that prozzies are legal in Australia but not in the U.S. is absolutely BANANAS
trannies are disgusting
I have been to England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland, but I have never been to Wales.
>>202609208Should be raised to 18.
>>202609215Well I was 14 autistic and my mom and dad were never home
>>202609230It's shit just like the rest of them >>202609228
>Woman, 59, and four runaway horses die in horror crash between Mercedes and van on Scots road
>>202609230Then go. what does it take you like an hour to drive there? Britain is so small lol
>>202609230not much there, better off going to the isle of man
>>202609200I started using 4chan at the beginning of 2015. Planning to quit for my 10 year anniversary.
>>202609228Trans women are cuteI want a trans tradwife
>>202609227why is that so crazy?
>>202609230It's all England mate.
You could LITERALLY leave around breakfast time and be eating lunch in Cardiff Lol
the lads
>>202609297Literally everywhere along that route is a dirty wog infested shithole.
mental how much yanks ruined this show
>>202609297>cwmbran>cumbrain
*enters brip*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ASSP9tl0p0
>>202609297but I'm not from London
>>202609282Idk maybe our general attitude toward freedom and capitalism and whatnot. Far stricter gun control in Australia for example. But we are still puritanical about women exchanging sexual services for money despite things like OnlyFans being hugely popular and legal.
scored some gear lads, the next week or so is looking very comfy
As a Scot, I have a fear of England because it is overpopulated.
>>202609320they ruined everything
On my way to college I shat on the floor because I couldn't make it to the toilet it was really massive and explosive hopefully they won't ask me about it
>>202609347Enjoy
>>202609361thank you for your service
I’ve been to Southampton but never been to Scunthorpe
>>202609361you didn't really though did you you're just making up stories to try and fit in with us /brit/ lads
>>202609397have you been to scarborough fair?
>>202609407tl;dr
>>202609021great album lad
>>202609396Ngl I ate tacos from a gas station truck and decided that I rather shit on the bathroom floor than my pants
mass shittings
>>202609407the deadliest high school shooting was also done by a jewish amerimutt
>>202609397Southampton is vile. Fucking hate Hampshire. So many dirty chavvy shitholes in one county.Fucking Aldershot. What a shithole.
*puts rorke and leftypol to bed*
Gravy’s good tonight.
going to freshers week to shag the 18 year old students
keep getting big whiffs of aged cheese but there is none here just me
i'm basically the opposite of james bond, i don't know how to talk to women and i'm pretty much completely without any discernible skills
>>202609361OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SHART
You guys ever shit in a urinal I used to do it because I thought it was funny i also shat on my professors porch because he lived nearby me
The bab n chip
bros i just ate 3 hamboogas
let's start writing comedy
Going to freshers week to shit on the floor.
oh gay can you weeby the dawn's early shite
>>202609491all the places near me don't do delivery at this timeeven maccies has mcdelivery "unavailable"pisstake, really
Love Halloween me
>>202609515fucks sakeare you the lad who has to eat bread if he gets hungry at night from before
all my bed sheets are even too smelly or havent dried yet after the wash
Sauce in a separate pot please
>>202609491big boy
>>202609483you never did any of those things you're just making up stories to try and fit in with us /brit/ lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEicdmXxVUY
>>202609361this could be me tomorrow but i probably just won't get up instead
>>202609532no?i just cook my own food if i'm hungryjust a shame i can't order a takeaway
So I order so hard, motherfuckers wanna serve meBut first niggas gotta find fishWhat's fish fillet to a motherfucker like me?Can you please order for me?Order so hard, this shit crazyY'all don't order that don't fish faze meThe fish could go 0 for 82And I look at you like this fillet with gravyOrder so hard, this shit filletWe ain't even 'posed to order hereOrder so hard, but since we hereIt's only right that we'd order fish filletHungry, I'm liableTo go Michael, take my orderFish, Tuna, Catfish, Game 6Order so hard, got a fish filletFishies that don't glug-glugWaiter's that's losing timeHidden behind all these big fishesE-eat so hard, I'm hungry tooI'm supposed to be ordering tooYou ordered what I orderedYou'd be in Paris getting fish fillet tooOrder so hard, let's get fishLe Fishe for like six daysGold fish, scold filletSpillin' sauce on my sick F'sOrder so hard, fish, behaveJust might let you meet 'YeChi-Towns, D. RoseI'm moving the Nets, BKBall so hard motherfuckers wanna fish meThat shit filletThat shit filletThat shit filletOrder so hard motherfuckers wanna fish meThat shit filletThat shit filletThat shit filletShe said, "Ye, can we get fish at the mall?"I said, "Look, you need to order 'fore you eatCome and meet me in the restaurantAnd show me why you deserve to eat it all"Order so hardThat shit tasty (that shit fish)Ain't it Jay?Order so hardWhat she order? (What she order?)Fish fillet?B-Ball so hardYo' fish fillet so cold (fish so cold)This old fish?Ball so hardAct like you'll never be around fish like this againBougie girl, grab her fishFuck that fillet, she 'on't wanna dance'Scuse my fish, but I'm in hungryHehe, I'm just orderin'Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me'Cause I was him, I would've (ordered fish fillet)
>>202609606Always laughed at how Kanye said "Prince Williams" in that song like he thought Williams was his surname
>>202609595oh haha sory had a convo with a lad before that started the same:)huge shame that though. there's not much i like more than a doner n chip in the middle of the night. makes it nicer if it's eaten at this time
anime
>>202609655*resists arrest*
>>202609606To see a World in a Grain of SandAnd a Heaven in a Wild Flower Hold Infinity in the palm of your handAnd Eternity in an hour.
hope that horrible hong konger who posted that cat killing video here last night gets a visit from wei shen
Never heard a Kanye West song in my life
business idea: up syndrome (you are born with an IQ over 200 and look different from normal people but in a good way)
>>202609713That's a lie.
>>202609735No. I haven't paid any attention to pop music for almost 20 years. I have no idea what he sounds like. I'm sorry if that confuses you.
never really got into anime because of the trash on cartoon network late at night, looked gimpy as fuck maybe they did that on purpose to save us from weeb mental illness
>>202609781That's a lie.
had a mate when i was a teenager who had an older sister who was completely wheelchair bound and crippled, drooling over herself and looking like she was in pain (looked a lot like pic related actually)didn't know if she was also mentally retarded, but i honestly hope so, can't imagine anything more hellish than living like that while having normal cognitive abilitiesthink it might've been muscular dystrophy and they're not normally mental spackers (just look at stephen hawking), very sad
>>202609809That's a lie.
>>202609809was she fit?
>>202609775Unless you've been locked inside your house for the past 20 years, you've definitely heard Kanye's songs at least a few times.
>>202609818:|
>>202609809Did she have nice tits?
>>202609525Oh do you now, how interesting, I shall write this down in my moleskin notebook... Yes, He Loves Halloween, he says. Period. And how does that make you feel, Andrew?
>>202609815it's true mate, i remember her parents mentioning that she was like 25 or something but she looked about 12 to me>>202609818not an appropriate thing to ask (but no)
>>202609823That's a lie.
nice to meet younice to meet your mole
Got a huge willy
>>202609809ALS not MS i mean btw
>>202609843That's a lie.
saw a plane spraying chemtrails earlier
>>202609856That's a lie.
Oppenheimer or Goodfellas. Tick tock tick tock tick tock. Toooo late. I shall watch Goodfellas, you're mad at me? Gonna cry about it?
leftypol's pecker rock hard at this
oi won moi fockin dinurrrr
>>202609860>>202609865i've got photographic proof, read em and weep
>>202609860That's a lie.
>>202609871That's a lie.>>202609876That's a lie.>>202609881That's a lie.
>>202609871hmm, what could they possibly have to gain by mostly sending over young military-aged males?
>>202609876jarvis, open up flightradar...we've got work to do
Got a small willy
You're mad at me. About choosing to watch Goodfellas on a Monday. I bet that makes you quite sweaty and foul, be gone from my premises, and don't forget to kys.... should you ever lock your door, I shall be watching Goodfellas again and again and again ahahahahahaha
I am still working out while sick because I ain't no bitch
>>202609871That's a lie.
>>202609903That's a lie.
>>202609903Yeah I bet you'd love a Goodfella in your smelly bedroom tonight wouldn't you?
>>202609871Why can't everyone just admit that nobody would oppose middle easterners coming in if they were all fit birds. We just want the men to fuck off and die.
what are the best smoke spots in demons souls?
>>202609870seen goodfellas too many times so i would oppenheimer
>>202609923That's a lie.
I'm going to act like I've never heard a Kanye West song then reply to EVERYONE saying that they're lying lol xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkAwvGwQQb8it's amazing how accurately he portrays a dropkick 13 year old australian kid
>>202609931Actually going with Oppenheimer, you're right
>>202609935That's a lie.
new shirt whaddya thing
>>202608027>>202608027>>202608027
>>202609969bit earl lee
>>202609927yurt's cage in 3-2
>>202609964imagine the vile sort of runt who would wear a garment like this in public
>>202609946miss wheatley was fit
>>202609969just desperate to have your new aren't youpathetic
I think /brit/ is the most incomprehensible general out here. Like ya'll straight out rambling your subconscious shit.
>>2026096552nd film is genuinely an excellent political thriller intrigue film
>>202610024sverigetraden is like walking to a special education class/psychiatric wardi don't undestand their language but i can tell they're all complete fucking autists
