She/her gf edition
first for stafford
We all Seaside in life x
>>202606053Seems obvious but why thoWhy does he despise pubs?
Cheeky little good nights sleep on the cards
got a big fat spot on my face- have 4 bird lined up on bumble but can't make a move until this little twat fucks off
>>202606078genuinely the best thing in life a good night of rest
so gammons are crying 1984 because the government wants to curb binge drinkingy'all even read that book?
https://youtu.be/QPBsVEvpkk0dumb smug nordicks in the comments
>>202606076Unironically:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyoDJ1Fk47E
need a girl to spit in my mouth
>>202606078Corrrr
>>202606095scratch that, the poles and germs are getting in on it too about winter tyres
>>202606091Have you read it?
just did such an unpleasant poo that I reckon I'll need a shower not to feel grim when I go to bed
>>202606091Why is it the government's place to decide how much people can drink or at what hours?
>>202606110yes. alcoholism was a tool of the party.
>>202606091bore off you gay little fascist nonce
kind of want to put a big effort in this christmas but also kind of don't there's not much point to it
>>202606048hey nerd, show me your bumhole! HAHA look how small his knob is NERD
>y'all even read that book?
>>202606129book a trip to Europe
never learned what poo steaming means exactly
>>202606076he is evil. no other explanation for it.
>alcoholism was a tool of the party.
>>202606144Steaming like a poo
leftypol shouting about fascism while his government bans people from doing things they don't like
>>202606149Just can't understand it. He's not even doing anything left-wing he just seems to be doing things to deliberately piss people off>kill the pubs>freeze the grannies>release the violent murderers and rapistsLike what the fuck is going on. How is this acceptable?
>Woman, 46, with severe asthma died 'in horrific circumstances' after waiting 39 HOURS on a chair in A&E
>>202606098LOL
>>202606048
ate a lot of chicken fillets I later found out were undercooked
>>202606174Looks like a Wetherspoons
Fucking love smoking weed
>>202606048it's that cute girl from Cyberpunk 2077
The ability to metabolize codeine is very less in Asians (2%) and Arabs (1%), which makes it codeine is a relatively ineffective analgesic in these populations.
>>202606160leftypol loves everything about fascism except for the nationalist aspectin every other regard he agrees with the fascist model of total state control
Such an alcoholic retardHave no beer in the house but dying to go out and get some
just shagged a gelf
>>202606166and he is happy to openly take bribesit would be comical if it wasnt the supposed leader of the country
>very less
>>202606192yeah the one with the salad fingers voice
Compound>When two elements are chemically bonded together forming a new chemical. For example, water is a compound of hydrogen and oxygen.Solution>When two substances are mixed together and one dissolves within the other but they are not chemically bonded
>>202606167
>>202606048Odd-looking duck...
gonna make a nice plate of penne arrabbiata
>>202606048>She/her>gDaft
monching my meng
>>202606270Cum>out of my nuts
>>202606282yeah?
Toil overToil on the morrow
>>202606291yeah
>>202606091Oh look its lowercase mong
>>202606292
Another tough constipoo for meBumberg will be sore at toil pon the morrow
>>202606292on the real balance of things? who's ever said that as a non-ESL
>really hard problem in excel
>>202606216Feels like he's speedrunning the Blair eraTony at least was pretty popular for a few years until the wars and mounting scandals torpedoed Labour's reputationKeir has just jumped right to the 2005 stage when they were hated by most people and only won elections because the Tories were a shambles. He skipped over the whole "cool britannia" part where they actually won over the populace and improved things
I have seen her naked
Would be hilarious if it was revealed he did black face at a party once
>>202606327I'd massage your bumberg if I could, sweet cheeks
>>202606391It's a bit boney not much to grab onto I'm afraid
love a nice bit of pasta me
pray I don't wake up x
>>202606445praying you do x
>>202606270everyone else learned this in like year 7 lol
just started raining quite heavily lads
>>202606445Will nonce your dead body if you don't so you better do
>>202606452>>202606470last night the lads saved my life x
the rain has died down now to a drizzle
any chronic jock itch man in?
what's the best lager
>>202606484Ok cheers weathernonce. Why not post something interesting for once???
i'm batshit insane to the point of unemployability but the government won't grant me disabilitybux and instead forces me to apply for shitty jobs that i'll be sacked from within a weekmight have to kill myself, there would be more honour in it
>>202606495ktim. I use cream to make it go away and then forget to continue administering the cream and it comes back again haha
i'll have the they/them gf instead please waiter
>>202606340Apparently the Blair fatigue was already beginning to settle in by the turn of the millennium since the Labour party had already experienced a bunch of scandals.Peter Mandelson didn’t disclose a donation of £350k made to him and subsequently resigned in 1998.Bernie Ecclestone donated £1 million to the Labour party to keep cigarette ads on F1 cars. Labour did return the money after the donation was revealed but the damage was already done which stung quite a bit because it hadn’t been a full year since the 1997 election.Keith Vaz received large amounts of money from some Indian billionaires which comically enough Peter Mandelson was also involved with. Mandelson resigned for a second time.This one is also quite typical:>Jo Moore, within an hour of the September 11 attacks, sent an email to the press office of her department suggesting: "It's now a very good day to get out anything we want to bury. Councillors' expenses?"
>>202606530i've tried everything, creams, washing more, washing less, looser underwear, tighter underwear, no underwear, it never goes away
>>202606522Let me guess all your poor mum's faultPull your socks up
i have no gf
get the brazilian folk music on
don't care what anyone saysi'm not gay
>>202606579...but..?
>>202606551i'm dissociative lad, as in pure movie plot twist split personality, as in i'll come to and realise i can't account for the past 5 hours, luckily other personality likes to sit around in my smeggy bedroom too so it's not really much of a risk factor
>>202606569what like aztec stuff?
>>202606583Maybe you were just asleep
>>202606579Rorke having relationships with women and sex with men
>>202606340it would be funny if Jeremy Corbyn pulls a coup. at this point id honestly prefer that crackpot old socialist
>>202606549I mean I just order Chinese shite off Amazon and it removes it for me. Charmpoo. But as I said I forget to keep it going so the single jock itchlet that's left is allowed to spread again.You followed the instructions with the creams and it hasn't removed it at all?
>>202606598Why are their babies so fucking massive it's not right
>>202606495wash more regularly. i get it if i dont wash enough. canesten clears it right up for me
T A B A S C Oi like cheese and tabasco
yes pls x
Tobusco >.<
>>202606579you tell em kiddo
>My name is Scott Bradford. I'm 19...well I'm gonna be 20 in like Decem-ACK
imagine being the bloke who nominated hitler for a nobel peace prizeprobably never lived it down
Just did a nonce poo
>>202606598clapmeat coming back out of the shag shed with her bantu bull
https://youtu.be/z-hXkQpDxMI?si=OhbaviKvcFNV8hPFHow come Aussies are so much more alpha than Brits?
>>202606649Was it Hitler
>>202606652please try not to sexualise the penguins
>>202606634whats his problem with Gaz Nev?
there was a fly in the fridge earlier which gave me the final impetus to give the bastard a proper cleanfeels much better now
>>202606666
mad how cats can have down syndrome
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
:/
>>202606678Are they noticeably more stupid than standard cats
dunno why but I love Tranmere Rovers walk out song. not a Tranmere Rovers fan, just a good instrumental tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QczCHQRkEDg
just recently learned what a gammon is (in a slang context), been looking for this term for ages, i've just been calling them bazzas
>>202606649Remember when Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize solely for not being Bush
>>202606665cronem got done with her pale flapmeat
Hate life and living.
>>202606697imagine how long he must have sat trying to make an anagram out of that and other variations and that was the best he could come up with
¡Ay, caramba!
>>202606689That's me mate. I'm just reciting my speech for the upcoming Mensa International conference. Apologies if it is disturbing you at this late hour.
>>202606700catbergs are already pretty retarded, it most noticeably affects their motor skills so they're not agile like normal cats
>>202606719
>>202606678mad how they can have wobbly cat syndrome and be all wobbly for their entire lives
I HEAR THE BLUES ARE CALLING TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGSSSSSSSS
trying to recount the last time I saw a catberg doing something clever
>>202606720probably used one of those anagram generators
>>202606750
wobbly man syndrome
NEW JAMIE XX IS SHITAS EXPECTEDSAD!
Hiding in the warehouse so i dont have to toil nomore
wobbly willy
>>202606749Wish Kelsey Grammer was on the first plane that hit the WTC
Ok but we’d all shag one of them if no one ever found out right?
What went wrong lads?
wobbly fat evil man syndrome
uggalee baby
27 HECKIN degrees outside
Watching FRASIER! They're callin' again! aha
>>202606048this is painful to watch. i fucking hate nerdy girls so much.
>>202606786I never liked Shartli XCX.
>>202606786reduction in the consumption of offal
>>202606835Incel moment
STAND! MEN OF THE WEST!Erm that's problematic
mad how most vegans are severely malnourished
>>202606048don't care if she is a tranny she is makes good videos and has good taste in games. yes i call her SHE because i'm not a CHUD
>>202606915>she
>she is makes good videos
>>202606915Genuinely have a huge crush on her
>>202606921You mad rorke?
>>202606216qrd on bribes?
>>202606927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdMHy074kNc>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
trannyism is just a way for nonces and woman-haters to give a thin veneer of moral superiority to their shitty behaviour
>>202606954This room reeks of body odour and mountain dew I bet.
>>202606863i'm not british to worship any 4/10
BY GAWD IT'S STING!AND HE LOOKS PISSED AS HELL!
mad how Queen Victoria didn't believe lesbians existed
>>202606988I really don't think your country's women are that attractive to be honest. They're overhyped
prime ministers used to be having pints with chinese president now you close pubs because health reasons? why is britain not free any more?
>>202607012>They're overhypedthey are indeed. we have some 11/10 goddesses but the average is just like any other place in the world.
>>202606048Seen her getting piped up the shitter
>>202606991genital preferences are just another kind of racism
>>202607046>her
If keir legalised weed I'd build a statue of him out of marble using only plastic spoon
>>202607046Is it a good vid or is it grim
thread's full of grimbob grimsi'm out
>>202606534
>>202607048Literally nobody in their right mind has supported incels just because they happen to also be trans. Get help.
Genuinely what do you think the year 2100 will be like?
too poor for a girlfriend, mecan't be fucked to get a job, and only have £4k to make it through to next yearthrow a bird into the mix and I'd get through that allowance in a fortnight.
>>202606276
>>202607092Flying cars and video calls
>>202606768i quite enjoyed jak x combat racing myself although i do prefer the mainline games
>>202607112We already have flying cars
>>202607091yeah trannies never talk about the 'cotton ceiling' do theythe former head of stonewall never compared lesbians who won't sleep with trannies to racists did shelying cunt
>>202607092I'm not optimistic.
>>202606936poo barmer has been accepting bribes. fancy clothes for his and his mrs. donations for access. a few of his cabinet have been caught out for doing the same. the thing that really pisses everyone off, because we all know politicians are corrupt, is the blasé way they have handled it being exposed.
>>202606970Corr love ladysmell
feel like the internet is just a nonstop barrage of vitriol exchanged between rorke and leftypol with onlyfans slags acting as cheerleadersi'm not having anymore of it
>>202607086love her. them. whatever
>>202607132>yeah trannies never talk about the 'cotton ceiling' do theyI've never seen it be discussed even on heavily trans communities like /lgbt/ here or on Reddit.I'm pretty sure it's just a term one pervert made up and then people started latching on and assuming "all trannies are like that".
>>202607144I saw something on the news about a politician over there paying $14,000 for a birthday party. Is that the same thing?
>>202607175when did "rorke" come to mean anyone left-wing rather than meaning specifically a british right-wing imperialist tory type?
>>202607124
>>202607205>when did "rorke" come to mean anyone left-winganyone right-wing i meant
>>202607205i'm using my own smeggy /brit/ cultural background and applying it to the world as a whole, it translates perfectly fine
>>202606727think my cat might have down syndrome :/
>>202607144He must have been taking notes from Trudeau. Plenty of examples where he would take lots of free stuff or simply charge taxpayers for luxury hotel rooms and vacations, media would run a story on it, then nothing would come of it and it continues. It will only get worse and somehow become accepted as status quo despite seemingly everyone agreeing it is unacceptable.
sick of being called a granny shagger for dating a woman ten years older than me
>>202607200yeah its "i didnt take bribe, a rich business man just gifted me a 10k suit" and they didnt bother reporting the 'gifts'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isMjvRpAckU
>>202607126don't think that's a song on the album
>>202607124the lack of self awareness is so tragic
>>202607289yeah almost like it's a mental illness or a cult or maybe both
>>202607264kek how is that even legal?
>>202607126I never played a Jak and Daxter game. I also never played Crash Bandicoot
just learned about xlookupthis is a game changer for my really hard problems in excel
>>202607124>>202607298absolutely no chance i'd be able to live with myself if i were one of these, the SSRIs must really be working
>>202607314femoids make oestrogen sound like a drug addiction when they moan about menopausenot that i dont believe them its just weird
>>202607298Wonder what happened to this one. This image is really old from like 2010 or something. Where are they now?
kiss me
>>202607317missing out lad, jak and daxter is the only truly great naughty dog series (fuck uncharted and the last of us)i've heard ratchet and clank is very similar and possibly better but i never played it
>>202607256the labour apologists have been saying "the tories did it" as if that makes labour not look as bad. its absolutely status quo now and there is nothing anyone can do. >>202607316grey area i suppose. its fucked up but thats politics.
nowt wrong with tranniesjust the weak taking themselves out of the genepool innit
>>202607361I do own the Crash remasters on Switch but haven't got around to playing them. They look pretty hard from Youtube videos I've watched. As for Jak I know they re-released them on PS4 and was thinking of playing them soon
>>202607377>grey area i suppose. its fucked up but thats politics.Politicians here take legalized bribes too, but that's just very blatant. Here they have to jump through way more hoops.
>>202607380what's a chaser
>>202607380>blondeNo thanks
>>202607380that's me in the dreamcloud but all the trannies in my area are grim
>>202607397"straight" men who "chase" after trannies
>>202607397
>>202607377>the Tories did itClassic
>>202607397they catch the contestants on the chase and try to eliminate them from the game
>>202607397Cis male who has a sexual fetish for trans women but doesn't really see them as women and usually just wants to get fucked in the ass or something
https://x.com/crazyclips_/status/1838246956738756991
the trannychaser scare is a load of nonsense perpetuated as a meme entirely by self-concious fags who just want an excuse to weed out the ones they deem too ugly
yearning for a /brit/ where people dont seethe over trannies or even bring them up
>the trannychaser
>>202607471No it's definitely real. Just look at all the lads here on /brit/ who spam "coorrrrrrr i'd love to suck her knob" every time an image of a trans girl is posted. Those men should not be let within 5 miles of any trans person
dunno how long its been called X but I'm still calling it twitter and do not think that will ever change emerald mine saffer tarquin really fucked up with the rebranding
I'm a chaser but I'd never suck a knob or get toppedI only want to bum them
>>202606598katie and big harv
>>202607492that is the tranny discord and you know it
a girl who hasn't brushed her teeth breathing on your face
>>202607492>taking anything you see on this website seriously at allidiot bastard
>>202606954luv em x>>202606970kino aroma~
nth for the gyaldem
>>202607433>Cis male who has a sexual fetish for trans women but doesn't really see them as women and usually just wants to get fucked in the ass or somethingyou have literally just described a homosexual man
why are king crabs so delicious ladsit's like god deliberately created the perfect food animal
some real fucking freak hours right nowmay as well be on /r9k/ at this point
wikipedia porn >.<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Debbie_Does_Dallas.ogv
>>202607538had a cute optician with stinky onion breath breathe on me once
>>202607581why are you asking /brit/we don't eat crabs in this country
>>202607575Yeah but they're in denial about it is the point.
>>202607588um
>>202607601pray may i ask why ever not?
>>202607595corrlove cute girls with bad breath
I think English women are underrated desu, they at least enjoy being women I think somewhere like Denmark Sweden or Germany would be worse where women all have little man syndrome
>>202607618bland diet of beige dinner doom cycle
>>202607511Why be a chaser. Why not just be a normal guy who is attracted to trans women
>>202606835thats a man you blind apei thought brazillians knew about trannies
>>202607628>>202607595>>202607538You freaks will make a fetish out of anythingSoon it'll be>a woman who is really ugly and fat and disgusting in every way and hates my guts and doesn't want to have sex with me>corrrr
>>202607538>>202607595>>202607628What a fucking weird thing to fetishise
just started raining again
having had a date in 3 weeks so im thinking of chopping my cock off, giving myself a hair-filled bleeding permanent gash and rendering myself impotent for the rest of my life
>>202607640clearly not a man is she
>>202607188blud browsing /lgbt/ and reddit
>>202607678was just saying this down the pub
>>202606048FO190YEG
>>202607708Yeah and you browse /brit/
>>202607355he got arrested for pepper spraying a woman who was burning koran pages recentlyalso he's a tranny now. shocker!
saars... >>>/lgbt/37376557
>>202607742ofcourse a yank browses lgbtcant make it uppotttery
>>202607756im bisexual
rubbing my knob
>>202607492its literally you and one other freak who do that bud
>>202607756It's the resident trans yank probably, she's been here for a few years
Every time I check in on /brit/ this lower case /pol/tard is dumping his images and ranting and raving about trannies and Jews and whatever else1 in the morning and he's still going at it lolSad fuck
>>202607406>in my area
yanks love their general threadsabsolutely love their gay boardsidk, probably /soc/
>>202607771I don't do that though.
>>202607739>tranny is violent towards womenwow never saw that coming
One day she will get married and have children
not gay enough for /lgbt/not pathetic enough for /soc/ or /r9k/that's why i come to /brit/
>she>feminine pronoun
>>202607706yeah clearly isugly one at that
>>202607810I went to the same uni as her at the exact same time as her btw
broke my chair again
>>202607821Did you see her? She was usually in the library.
>>202607783Low effort Spaedo bait >1 in the morning and he's still going at it lol>Sad fuckYou need to really self reflect this is quite the projection.
>>202607792yes?
lass here on Bumble that's out of my league has messaged me. Waiting for the thing to reveal itself as a bot
>>202607796okay sacked tranny
>>202607832No. I didn't go to the library much
>>202607810that's a lesbian
when I see a really elderly person I think how the fuck do you get through each day knowing that every time you go to sleep you might fucking die, or just thinking you're enjoying this season of the year and then realizing this may be the last time you ever see this season, shit like that
>>202607856mate that applies to all of us. might get hit by a bus tomorrow
>>202607856Don't most of them believe they're going to be resurrected and live in paradise?
eddie izzard sex arse
plants don't have over fifteen micronutrients
>>202607821thoughts on exeter?
been talking to this lad on grindr and he says he uses he/they pronouns
>>202607886It's shit and I hated it
>>202607856They are having a much better time than any young niggas
>>202607870imagine being these people and having such little activity in your head
>>202607893chin up la x
Flirted with one the aldi shop assistants today.Really cute even though she was a bit fat and had these poorly fitted glasses on.
>>202607893Exeter Uni is where you are meant to find English wives
>>202607870You lot like to shit on these lads but I genuinely wish I had a family relationship like thisMy dad's a miserable humourless bastard and my brother's estranged from the family
get the pensioners warmed up
catbergs might be thick but i dont think theyre as thick as marmots and groundhogs. theyre very emotive at least
>>202607910the cute portuguese lady at my aldi i used to flirt with left :(
>>202607912The girls there were mostly ugly. Posh girls with horsey faces and obnoxious accents
>>202607872>>202607856KTIM at 22 years ancient
tried to do some exercise today (I asked about getting fit yesterday) and suffered cramps up my back and in my bum so painful I writhed about on the floor for about five minutes making pitiful noises of pain I couldn't contain and my bum cheeks are still sore now. guess because I didn't warm up before doing a superman hold and squeezing my bum and lower back.
My dogs are very smart combined IQ of probably 190 maybe more
>>202607810girlie what the duck
Exeter uni is where you go if you were too dim for oxbridge
I am getting dhitfaced and chainsmoking alone tonight
was trying to meditate at the park but the mosquitoes kept biting me
>>202607941what breed
>>202607914Just have a conversation with him about what he wanted to do in life before he got your mum pregnant they're good talks to have
>>202607945isn't that durham?
>>202607963No clue I'm talking out my bloody arse I never even went to uni lol
>>202607956golden retriever
hate it when I come across as intelligent to people irl but really I'm just miserableif I was really smart I think I'd be happier
>>202607850reckon i flapped it on message 1 lol. Not a good move to ask her if Mark is trading in the PS5 to Cex tomorrow morning
start the pension warmers charity organizationsget them mits and firewood
>>202607945>>202607963Exeter, Durham, Bristol are probably the "big three" of Oxbridge reject unis
>>202607988York too
fucking hell get it made
>>202607980Were*Hypothetical, subjunctive mood.
>>202607980think I read somewhere that our IQ deprived brethren tend to have higher rates of depression. Ignorance is not bliss, it turns out
>>202608002>>202608002>>202608002
>>202608027>>202608027>>202608027
>>202608020posting in here because it was posted first>>202608031not posting in here because it was posted last
>>202607279he's right
