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where do I return my sausages to?barmers instructons were very unclear
>>202634506Jews don't give a flying fuck about religion but when it comes to offspring they insist on keeping the traidtion goingWhch I half understand. You don't want 5000 years to end with you. Put the burden on those little cunts.
bach iq must have been at least 200
>>202634558Deliver them to your nearest mosque. They need them to feed all the Palestinian refugees you see.
poo smells lmao
>Mother, 2-year-old son shot in Dorchester, Boston Police searching for suspect
Sir Twitch Streamer
>>202634575he'd probably have posted here
>There is one rape reported every hour in London, according to police data published on Friday. Almost 8,800 cases were handled in 2023, which is an average of 24 each day.>The figures, obtained by state broadcaster the BBC through Freedom of Information requests, show a further 11,000 reports of other sexual offences.>The totals increased by 14% over the last five years to almost 20,000 in 2023, which means that sexual violence or rape was reported to police every 26 and a half minutes, on average.>Charities concerned with protecting children and women against sexual violence said the true extent of such incidents is far higher.kindly stop raping women
Need her to cut the cheese in my face.
>>202634582my sides
>A braadworst or verse worst is a large Dutch sausage, most often composed of pork for its meat to fat ratio, although beef or veal can be used too.
>Father and son plunged to their deaths while working on a towerblock after brake failure caused 21-storey-high platform's collapse
israel is fascist and based
Return of the Kosher Sausages
ohjust realised autumn started on sunday afternoon and completely missed it oh well
Johan Sebastian Blackedseriously that nigga had the two gayest first names in one name. shit's whack
>>202634568Non-Christians have a very different conception of religion in general. They're more likely to see it as a cultural and heritage thing even if they don't believe in it personally. You see the same with some Muslims who literally don't follow any rules other than not eating pork, and they never pray or go to Mosque, but keep insisting they're 100% Muslim and will go berzerk if you say a bad word about Muhammad.It's only Christians who have this strict rule where you have to wholeheartedly believe in the Bible in order to be a real Christian
>>202634660Kindly end your own life x
>>202634603Nobody will admit who is committing most of these rapes but we all know who it is.
What are ya buying, stranger?
>>202634670muslims are also sheikhs when it comes to rules pertaining to women and gayswhen anything mildly inconveniences them they're quasi-atheists though of course
might get my implants done in a sketchy clinic in Russia
>>202634694caubergine
shipping my sausages to israel right now
>>202634693You believe most rapes are committed by trans people? Are you out of your fucking mind?
>>202634670>It's only Christians who have this strict rule where you have to wholeheartedly believe in the Bible in order to be a real Christianno two christians can agree which parts of the bible are metaphorical and which are literal
been keeping my valiums in a little chewing gum bottle and now they taste minty
>>202634750why can't it be the trannies AND the niggers, pakis and poos
>>202634603>>202634693all me
roast potatoes and sausages are currently being fried with air
>>202634638
>>202634750go to bed racismlad
Sir Bird Feeder
>>202634790you're supposed to return your sausages sausages are illegal now
>Are you out of your fucking mind?
what's all this about sausages then
New tonearm and cartridge have shipped.
buckwheat absolutely mogs rice why did I only discover it now?
>>202634778Because the shitskins dwarf everyone else by an order of magnitude and while they are literally raping their way through britain we should pick our battles and deal with the other issues later
>>202634717ah, saveloy! I'll buy it at a high price
Sir Brat Wurster
>>202634848
Sir Cleveland Steamer
sir frank furter
Eating a sausage roll whilst having a fag in a pub garden
how do I take attractive photos for dating app profiles?
>>202634866>>202634848Singular Brad Poster
>>202634871>>202634868>>202634848>>202634813Sir Gimmick Spammer
Sir Kief Saucissier
sir piss sniffer
>>202634873bit of strong English mustard on that bad boy?
Sir Pub Garden
The runts are really riled up over Sausagegate
Sir Salmon Starter
>>202634892Sir Party Pooper
>>202634873NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FUCKING ALLOWED, STOP IT NOW!!!!!!
mad how we all just exist in the shadow of the bloodiest war ever fought, and with the highest standard of living too
>>202634892sir boring bastard
Sir Wog Trooner
>>202634929
>Man Dies Bizarre Death Trying to Separate Frozen Burger Patties
sir migrant wnaker
>>202634943roar
for me it's mysliwska or slaska sauage from the Polish corner shop
NO FAGSNO BANGERSILLEGAL IN STARMERGRAD
Sean “Diddy” CombsRoy “Chubby” Brown
Sir Jew Lover
giving catberg lots of fuss and she's loving it working overtime on purrtoil
What's all this about starmer and sausages then? Have I missed something?
>>202634962Sopocka/Poledwica is fucking peng, basically smoked pork loin
sir hot dogger
why do you rape and get raped so much
Curious how Starmer's Labour abandoned trans people so quickly. Haven't heard a peep about LGBT from them in ages.Are they pivoting on sexuality/gender issues because they know these topics are extremely controversial with their core Muslim voterbase?
>>202635011don't play dumb with us rorkeget them returned right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7_2zoE4GkUwhy don't they make funny adverts anymore, if it were today it'd just be some mixed race family trying to present some half-baked sappy message that nintendo brings diverse friends and family together or some bullshit
>>202634947
>>202635011Nobody spoonfeed him. Let him google.
>Monarch... when you hear the thunder>When the storm... comes for you...>Remember me KINO!
get your sausage out for the lads
HAMMONDMAYCLARKSONBACONPIESFARAGELITTLERBREXITSIMPLE AS
>>202635046fuck up fatyank
sir veganism enforcer
mental - fatherphysical - sonspiritual - holy spiritmental - mind (nous)physical - body (universe)spiritual - spirit (anima mundi)
>>202635040>if it were today it'd just be some mixed race family trying to present some half-baked sappy message that nintendo brings diverse friends and family together or some bullshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5occKYChRYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-WtyLf8_fs
>Mom got ‘rush’ from repeatedly suffocating baby, MO cops say. ‘Last time he was blue’
advertising/begging
sausages aren't bloody well allowed under starmer's jewish caliphate
>>202635098fucking hell i hate being right
>>202634894mental that bjork dated this thing, aye? what's even more mental was that uruguayan who sent a bomb to Bjork's house because he was angry at Goldie was half Jamaican and then he posted that famous webm that goes about where he shoots himself in the mouthtis the one with "the greatest show on earth" on a whiteboard in the background
Got an amazing new /brit/ edish lined up if hiroshima moot didnt force me to work to post it (5 minute cool down which means I must be on the ball)
KKKeir ϟϟtürmer
Reminder to submit polite and objective feedback to the moderation team about the local spammers.
>>202635192nice one
No fun allowed in Starmer's Reich.
>Curious how [boring nonsense no one cares about]
>>202635076what was his problem
>>202635040because they know white people will buy their shit anyway, its the markets who don't typically buy that stuff they need to market to its called expanding the market
For me it's this GameCube advert from 2002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVyMaX4Fu2sPure SOVL
>>202635024>lakhmad that everyone on earth does numbers in scales of ten, hundred, thousand, million etcthen you've got indians who does lakh (100,000) and crore (10 million)bizarre people
LGBTQ = PAEDO
Sir Heil Fuhrer
Sir Keil Basa
Curious how it's a crime in most of Europe and America to even mention that Israel is committing a genocide
>>202635255Photoshopped
Sir Public Wanker
>>202635214The Federation fought for peace.
we allowed to blame the fookin labour for every problem in our miserable lives now?
willy gone bigarsehole gone pooeydo the maths
>>202635275Yeah but it's a good genocide
mad how genocide was a perfectly normal thing until the germans fucked it up, wasn't even a name for it
>>202635247japs count things in tens of thousands, they just don't have a habit of dragging their weird words into English and pretending they belong there like Indians do
Make Gregs Great AgainRetvrn to Sosig
>>202635275do you actually believe this? orrrr
>>202635275Why aren't all the lefties screeching about it on twitter and at protests in London 24/7 being arrested then?
>Mom shot, killed by ex-boyfriend during birthday party for their 6-year-old child, police say
any man in watching the UN General assembly?I'll give you a heads up>Muslim countries will whine about Jews>Israel will whine about Iran>Pacific nations will whine about climate change>Westoids will whine about democracy and peace and love>Africans will whine about gays it's very fun
Trying frozen salmon fillets for the first time, defrosted then pan fried. It's cheaper than the stuff from the chiller, which is just defrosted by the supermarket, so in theory it should be just as good.
>>202635334you ever been to greggs you foreign cunt? didn't think so, be quiet
mad how there's basically no women in professional racing even though there's no real physical disadvantage to it even when they're competing against menthe stereotype that women are shit drivers must be true
>>202635247Thats just not trueAlmost every culture that had mathematics before European colonialsism did numbers slightly differentlyYou’re just ill informed and American centric
Sir Air Fryer
>>202635362>no real physical disadvantage Women have worse reflexes and reaction times than men by a wide margin
>>202635351supermarket fresh meat and fish isn't defrosted ladbut defrosted from frozen is almost as good so don't worry about it
>>202635392>before European colonialsismyeah?we don't live in that world do we?wastemansuck on this *unzips cock*
>>202635356Have likely been to greggs more than anyone in this thread cause used to have it for lunch every day on the buildingg site
keep spamming your dogshit avatars you friendless unlikeable incel retard faggot
Sir Egg Timer
Generally speaking, genocide does not necessarily mean the immediate destruction of a nation, except when accomplished by mass killings of all members of a nation. It is intended rather to signify a coordinated plan of different actions aimed at the destruction of essential foundations of the life of national groups, with the aim of annihilating the groups themselves
Barbs will finally freeze to death this winter.
sausage rolls are banned
>>202635362Fuck off have you even heard about the neck training the f1 drivers do
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_Abuse_(band)
THEY'RE AMAZING... AND THEY'RE MACHINES
>>202635400big if true>>202635464no i haven't as a matter of fact
>>202635343They are. Been living in a cave the past year or something mongboy?
>>202635449>a coordinated plan of different actions aimed at the destruction of essential foundations of the life of national groupsYou could probably stretch this to mean basically anything, which is why the word "genocide" is so overused these days
>>202635362Motorracing is actually pretty physicalStrength really matters, most normal men would be torn apart by the forces required of elite drivers
please help me..
>>202635453leftypol calling for barbara to be hanged whilst insisting that graffiti artists are modern day michealangelos
back on the whiskey sours
>>202635489So if you go on Twitter right now and tweet "Israel is committing genocide" you'll get arrested, yeah? That's what you believe?
>>202635490genocidal desires are actually quite commonplace
>>202635487Then shut your sissy hole before a rooster flies
genociding the indigenous inhabitants of my bollocks
I've seen genocides, I've been in genocides and I've done genocidesthis business in Israel my friends, is no genocide
>>202635545well i didn't specify f1 did i
>>202635497Why are modern rightoids such massive hypocrites? Everything they claim to oppose they do themselves except even more degenerate than usual
>>202635563chat is this real
>>202635491Yeah because when I look at wog manlets like Ricciardo the first thing I think is "this man is a superbeing of astounding strength"
>>202635556not your friend rabbi
>>202635567
do NOT execute the sausages
that's the rice in the cooker
hello
>>202635556alri niko bellic
>>202635470
the gazans should just put up those "love is love, science is real" posters
If they can get away with rape tunnels under NYC, they can get away with anything
genuinely mental how evil jews are glad the whole world is seeing it now
Sir Rice Cooker
>>202635351might start buying frozen meat for when i need some easily available protein to add into a quick lunch.
>>202635247>>202635330the chinese/japanese/korean system is consistentour numerals are broken into groups of three orders of magnitude, theirs fourthe indian system is inconsistent, it starts at a thousand like us but then goes up by two orders of magnitude at a time
sosidges
>>202635531Not here. But in Germany, yes.
>>202635420The fish that's in the chiller has all been defrosted lad. It even says it on the packet.They flash freeze it straight away on the boats to keep it fresh and kill parasites.The only supermarket fish that's not been defrosted is the stuff in the fishmonger counter
sir neek faggot
>>202635650>ours>theirsfucking tell us if you're chinese or japanese you slant-eyed bastard
Sir Non-Stick Pan
>>202635662And in America too? That's what you said in your original post.
sir non starter
>>202635692retard
Sir Dish Washer
>>202635623'Landlord, theyre speaking yiddish under my livingroom''fuck off''It is true'it was true
Sir Casserole Dish
qrd on the sosij controversy? I've been too busy with work to follow the news
>>202635669I'll only eat fish raw if it's been deep frozen
>>202635702Yes, look it up. Lots of peaceful pro-palestine protestors getting arrested.
get the sausages returned
FFS Bruce
Sir Pizza Cutter
just heard a foghornyep it's foggy on the water
>>202635659
>>202635736Kier Starmer at labour conference doing his big speech, on the topic of Gaza and he said he's calling "for the return of the sausages", when he was supposed to say "return of the hostages".
Do you guys walk around your houses naked a lot?
Sir Nut Cracker
>>202635597
they are learning
>>202635739That isn't what you were talking about though is it. You said that literally just saying "Israel is committing a genocide" would get you arrested. When has that happened to anybody in America or even Europe for that matter?
Sir Drill Sounder
>>202635783no. i sleep naked though
>>202635577The raw ohysival strength overlap between the genders is the top 2% of women and the bottom 2% of men lolYou dont understand how weak women are lol for women to have the same physical strength as even most men (and remember when we’re talking about something like racing they are being tested on exactly the same forces as men so they need exactly the same strength or higher) they usually need to be roidingEven fairly weak (for an athlete) but just generally well trained men like racing drivers mog all natty women with ease
>>202635713
>>202635623>ayy sorry im late T, was just up in brooklyn, saw one a them hasidic guys pop up from the sewer right in fronta me, swear ta god >you better lay off the smack or i'll give you one
Sir Potato Masher
>>202635812
pitch black by lunchtime. only bit of sunlight is on your way to work. winter looms.
Sir Kalmata Olive
>>202635812sir brad wurster
>>202635812earthworm jim spent a little too long in the sunbed
Sir Spell Caster
Sir Gimmick Misunderstander
>>202635791Turning this little arsehole's brain into slurry with my telekinesis powers
>>202635812this is grotesque
>>202635793i understand the reasoning as to why they'd add braille but i don't think you'd want to touch something that's in that close proximity to a toilet when you're living in a culture where a lot of people wipe their arse with their bare hands
>>202635781freudian slip innitI once ended an e-mail to a group of students who had to do resits with>Best retards,>Sam
fucka yew letald
>>202635713not a fan of that webm
I'm watching this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiK9akXDei0In France there is a company that hires English women to clean their houses while they are completely naked
>>202635866Sir Boring Cunt
This "Sir XYZ" gimmick has to be the biggest load of dogshit in recent memory. Not a single (You) and the unfunny retards still keep at it. Boggling.
>>202635906Sir Rattled Runt
>>202635849worst thing about moving to aus is all the fucking pizza places putting fucking kalamata olives on everythingGenuinely disgusting
>>202635909Sir Abo Shagger
the dishonorable cur, antipodean runt
Sir Cock Sounder
sir cock driller
>>202635925pizza toppings tend to be optional and customisable
>>202635918*kicks your teeth in* behave
>>202635909Stick to gay porn posting, Bruce
>>202635794>That isn't what you were talking about though is it.It literally is. So not only do you live under a rock, but you also lack basic reading comprehension.I already said there's hundreds of videos of people being arrested in the US and Germany for peaceful protesting against genocide.Where do you think denying reality, repeating yourself, and failing at trying to play semantics will get you? Idiot.
>>202635909Dame Seething Lefty (male)
>>202635909That's all /brit/ is lately. Really, really fucking shit gimmicks just being spammed over and over because the people doing it think they're "epic trolling" the thread by making it unusable
Sir Keir Starmer
sir gimmick poster
right then lads, enough of the gimmick posting, let's have some serious discussions
Sir Monica White
mgiht learn braille so i can read books in the dark
sir epic troller
Sir Nigger Houser
>>202635984Fuck off boring loser
i think the new bird at tesco has taken a fancy to me lads. she looks like billie eilish
>>202635967>I already said there's hundreds of videos of people being arrested in the US and Germany for peaceful protesting against genocide.That isn't what you originally claimed.See: >>202635275>Curious how it's a crime in most of Europe and America to even mention that Israel is committing a genocideYou said "mention", nothing about protesting. You tried to claim it was illegal to just say bad words about Israel and now you've been called out that you're wrong, you're backpeddling.
>>202636011Begin with your family
Sir Wank Toiler
>>202636011let's talk about sex babylet's talk about poo and wee
Therein lies the problem
got the robert zimmerman on
Sir Gaza Sausages
>>202636055
Sir Fanny Chmelar
will drink 10 pints of lager in a few hours no problem but drinking 2L of water in a day is really difficult
Sir Shart Marter
Sir /brit/ Gatekeeper
/brit/ is rebranding to The British Forum in Q1 2025
>>202636055thought she was squirting or pissing but on closer inspection it seems to be smoke coming out of her vagoowhat the frick lad
>>202636037You're just playing semantics rather than accepting that you were wrong. If you weren't a manchild with a fragile ego you'd just accept your mistake and move on.
>>202636092
>>202636081reminds me of when people kept saying breakfast instead of Brexitas a people we have just one thing on our minds
serious question though, could this be the sign of early onset dementia?
Sir Jojo Siwa
smoking a FAG out of me BLOODY ARSEHOLE
Sir Chippie Conqueror
>>202636115You made a blatantly false and over-exaggerated claim and now you're seething that you got called out for it. Many such cases.
GET THE JAPANESE SLAGS POSTED, NOW!!!!!
Sir Fag Sucker
sir do not redeem
Sir Attention Seeker
got a dog in the year 1999. parents gave him away in 2002. i bet he is dead now. still miss that dog.
>>202636166which culture has the best slags do you reckon?
>You maniacs>You housed the niggers>God damn you>God damn you all to hell
Sir Yellow Fever
>>202636166Japanese women don't do that
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727153910417772.webmdo you think that motorcycle riders are inherently stupid and foul-mannered lads? literally the lady's first instinct was to ask if he was ok instead of getting pissed off that he hit her, and he still went out of his way to be a reprehensible cunt
>>202636210
serious question though, could this be the sign of earIy onset dementia?
Damn /brit/, I'll sue!
Get your stinking boats on shoreYou damn dirty apes
not getting any (you)s can you lads see my posts?
>>202636280you cannot post that
>>202636166
sir elton john
>>202636298>>202636298>>202636298
>>202636290nah
>>202636296corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr chebs
get breakfast done
>>202636319holy grimoli
>>202636261Do I think you can judge the inherent nature of all people who ride motorcycles based on a short webm posted on the adult content video porn board of 4chan?Probably not very reasonable, no
>>202636339we used to be a real country
>>202636361whatever
>>202636339>SOSAGEAI Art is still shit
Sir Real Country
