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poopy poo smells haha :)

in all my years of posting on /brit/ I have never been accused of being a namefag, which to me lends credence to the schizos that seem to accuse anonymous posters of being them

where

sausage

>>202647057
you've been accused of something else though, haven't you?

>>202647057
i've been called everything from 190 to lachie to emmayank, i think you're more likely to be accused of being a namefag if you have a non-british flag

Posting late at night for de lads

Girth of this poo I've just shat

Been watching videos on the Titanic, Lusitania, Britannic and Empress of Ireland.

Very sad. So many thousands that died over such bullshit
Titanic
>massive iceberg on a moonless night
Lusitania
>german uboat niggers (sank in 18 minutes)
Empress of Ireland
>Norweigan sailor idiots sailing during heavy fog

>>202647085
who cares

>>202647065
Die. Literally die. Get cancer and die. Now.

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she couldn't make it to the bathroom in time T_T

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the dakota scranning

>>202647073
yeah it is. or is it? I can't remember

>>202647115
Umm that looks like dog poop

>>202647115
drying them reduces their potency you stupid mong

>>202647095
paki

jail TOR users

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nth for the holodem

>>202647065
>>202647112
nuke australia

>>202647131
i didn't dry them myself mate that's how i got them
also, i pretty much doubt that because it's only losing water which has nowt in it

Bird talking about how she wants me to slap her up and bruise her
Mental how women have degraded as time has gone on

>>202647131
thought you had to dry mushrooms for them to work at all

Is it just me or are there more pedophiles in 2024 than there used to be?

>>202647115
have you tried making tea out of them?

>>202647085
i reckon Titanic was a conspiracy but can't say more, too many eyes on /brit/.

>>202647085
Oh and Empress of Ireland sank in just 14 minutes, mental.

>>202647182
yeah i'll probably try that next time i get some, i've heard ingesting it in tea form doesn't make you nauseous like eating them does

>>202647085
pretty sure Churchill had foreknowledge of the losertania attack or something idk

>>202647175
no that's not true at all
there are two main psychoactives in mushrooms, one is diminished by drying or heating, and the other is destroyed entirely
people who make tea with them are idiots

Not good watching videos about sunken ships when i'm in my depressive September phase

>>202647203
no nausea at all when I had them in tea. high lasted a long time, sat in a park for hours.

Dead happy that it's getting cold again
Love cold weather, hate warm weather.
Simple fucking as.

might put some eye drops in

https://youtu.be/mTRy4qq8SYI

The current high quality sinking ship documentary i'm watching.

>>202647197
have you seen the Great White nightclub fire video?
From the time the stage caught on fire, you had maybe 30 seconds to exit the club before smoke inhalation would have overwhelmed you and you'd be consigned to burn to death

>>202647203
>>202647232
just eat them on an empty stomach to avoid nausea
drying them or making tea is a waste, you need to eat double or triple the amount as opposed to fresh

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can't believe there are autumn chads in the UK even though you lack halloween

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Have you seen him?

>>202647250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0ioCCiEe8
mental

Autumn is the pengest season. Shame that we don't get snow really in Winter otherwise it would be better.

>>202647234
brown hands
pakis and wogs despise seeing green stuff and leavesg

>>202647215
Once ate like 20 mushrooms and nothing happened to me

Must have not been magic mushrooms

>>202647261
well the only way to get fresh is to either attempt growing them, or go out and pick them yourself which has its own inherent dangers, anyway they're not in season right now

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What's happening/brit/?

>>202647281
Stupid prick. Why the fuck would I want to be scorching hot in my house, walking around outside, in any shop I enter and while I'm sleeping?

the world would be a lot better if the soviets took afghanistan

>>202647265
we have harvest festival, bonfire night, and yeah we do halloween, but it's become americanised like everything else in this gay cunt

>>202647278
i hate autumn
>cold
>put on jacket
>5 minutes later too warm again
>take off jacket
cycle repeats ad nauseum

>>202647311
This is why jumpers exist

>>202647303
drama queen

>>202647272
how about we don't post snuff in the /brit/ yeah?

>>202647299
liberty caps here don't really look like any poisonous mushrooms so there's very little risk
you can eat those amanita toadstools as well but i've never tried them. had a mate who did once and he experiences synaesthesia

I met Jimmy Savile once. He was a nice man.

>>202647306
This

>>202647325
Suck your mum

>>202647321
that applies to jumpers as well, i was just using "jacket" as a catch-all term for whatever you wear as a torso covering over the shirt

Theyre gonna send the zoomers to the middle east lmao

>>202647337
remember he was never charged with any crimes

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>Oceangate
>Costa Concordia
Modern wogs just LOVE their meaningless "tragedies" that pale in comparison to anything in the 20th century

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elle scranning

>>202647390
put some clothes on you whore

>>202647311
dont have this problem, me. which makes it a you problem

>>202647335
in my area it's p. cubensis, they're a bit tricky to identify since a lot of other mushroom species look similar, and the only place you can reliably find them is in cattle fields in the summer after a few days of rain, i don't like sneaking onto private property to look for drugs

>>202647281
yeah i'm sure the desert-dwelling pakis love frigid cold and rain

>>202647390
Why is side boob and armpits so fucking erotic?

big fart on its way

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Would love to spunk all over her face, arse and tits

>>202647409
yeah i bought those from a head shop back when they were still legal
mental that was 20 years ago now
fuck me i'm old

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Welcome to Omorashi High School! You're the first boy to attend this prestigious female-only academy with a twist: There's not a single bathroom in the entire school. All students are expected to hold their pee in as long as they can.

Go interact with your fellow classmates, get through the school day, and watch your fellow classmates struggle to not have an accident!

>>202647452
erk mate im 40

>>202647432
Another horrible tarted-up slag.

>>202647436
do head shops still stock anything good? i've heard about those places but never been to one in real life

But officer, you’ve already seen my balls batty and dick

>>202647481
Gay cunt

>>202647497
in canada they sell a lot of kratom now

>>202647509
Grotty little chav

Haven't eaten in three days to lose weight.

What should I break my fast with?

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at this late late hour i am thinking about fat jew tits (and their consequences)

>>202647497
no they just sell bongs and papers and cbd shit, oh yeah and they all sell vapes in recent years too

>>202647335
arent liberty caps the most generic looking Little Brown Mushrooms going

>>202647529
She's fit as fuck. You are a bent little mong.
>>202647538
Bit of pasta and some tuna.

>>202647538
papayas

>>202647057
been called the schizos that share my flag. part and parcel of being here i think

>>202647541
wait are headshops and those places that call themselves "tobacconists" the same thing?

>>202647544
kind of but they have a distinctive little nipple on top of the cap

190onamaonxe

baking chicken thigh, 205c for 30 minutes
i dunno if there's a better temp and time for it or not

>>202647566
no tobacconists sell cigars and pipes and other 'genetleman' stuff like whisky and shaving gear
head shops are for hippies and stoners and other kinds of messheads

>>202647547
>She's fit as fuck. You are a bent little mong.
You're a porn-addicted freak.

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what do most Britons think of him?

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There’s something inside me.
It’s hard to explain.
(I slipped on it in the shower)

>>202647590
I refuse to support him because of his stance on AI. Hope Kamala wins, and I never would have imagined I'd say that a couple years ago.

>>202647311
You don’t have it in Australia
It’s probably just a rainy season for your wog country

>>202647640
>I refuse to support him because of his stance on AI
which is?

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hope hes doing alright
dangerous business mushrooms

>>202647643
moron

>>202647651
He wants it to be pretty much completely unregulated and wants to spend government money funding it (especially in matters of warfare). Absolutely cannot support that.

>>202647670
yikes

>>202647658
TOBY >.<

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ive been sexting a welsh girl
when she types out things in her funny language it's so cute

>>202647668
You fear white man country
You’ve given into woglife and become evil and brown

>>202647626
for me it's unrequited love. but it has given me the strength to keep moving forward until my enemies are destroyed

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this is now a nonce thread

>>202647311
merino wool or smart layering mitigates this issue

>>202647711
No it isn't. Go away.

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i literally missed the whole Hezbollah Israel war back in 2006 because of her.
Why is british music not magic anymore ? it doesent touch me anymore

https://youtu.be/0WxDrVUrSvI?si=1D4EjU8cWO4k-K7O

>>202647697
why do people who are clearly pajeets or black like to larp as british people?

>>202647112
corrrr

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thinking about lad mag slags

>>202647311
>Australian autumn
so what it's 20 C instead of 30 C?

had too much oprah heroin now, better lay off it

>>202647670
based and skynetpilled

>>202647771
Profoundly unattractive.

>>202647772
i'm not having this discussion again for the 40 millionth time

>>202647785
wow so cool

>>202647771
grim

>>202647420
yes retard

sir devious plotter

in autumn I just wear a merino wool base layer and crewneck on top of that. if i get overheated for any reason, rolling my sleeves up usually makes it tolerable enough
if it's the same weather but windy i put a hoodie on top of that, and if it's rainy a very thin northface jacket. it works beautifully

>>202647786
where do you live

just realized that Canada is the cold version of Australia

80 percent of the populations live in concentrated areas and most of the landmass is uninhabited due to harsh environments

dogberg letting out some horrendous sleepfarts

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>>202647432

Pakis are born in Europe now anyways and hate seeing Europe look nice tsill they rather it be grim wet and urban everywhere, perfect weather for grooming gangs and drug dealing.

>>202647826
Who asked?

>>202647819
It’s also cringe and reddit like australia

>>202647819
there's no canadian version of alice springs

>>202647823
you just know

damn australia looks so nice

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>>202647823

>>202647849
Yellowknife

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just gained a clue

moving to Australia

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I REFUSE to believe that tourettes is a real thing. You cannot convince me that there is an actual disease out there that causes people to blurt expletives out against their will. Anybody with tourettes is either faking it or has some deep-seated mental health issues.

>>202647851
He's gay and she's a fag hag

>>202647849
what's so special about alice springs?

>>202647813
in sin

>>202647901
i say the "n" word 100-200 times a day. usually nobody is even around

>>202647921
sorry I made fun of australia earlier it looks nice in autumn <3

haha alri la-
*slips on anime girl pee*
arghhh, wtf I’m soaked!

>>202647923
How big is your tranny folder?

>>202647909
nothing. it's just known because it's common to see it labeled geographically for reasons i dont remember

>>202647901
>or has some deep-seated mental health issues
like tourettes?

>>202647880
>>202647823
>>202647432
cant post webbums but here you go lad https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1722/81/1722811554338.webm

nobody asked me for this information but did you know the recent northward migration of somalis has caused an epidemic among their community of vitamin D deficiency

>Recent data suggest Somalis living in northern climates (Minnesota, the USA, Helsinki, Finland, Sweden and the UK) experience significant deficiencies in vitamin D

>Between 2000 and 2010, 40 percent of all US Somali refugees settled in Minnesota, which produces new cultural and health challenges for local communities and the state government.

>One such challenge is vitamin D deficiency, or hypovitaminosis D (Hv-D). Hv-D is developed through insufficient exposure to sunlight and low nutrient intake leading to increased risk for weakness and inflammation, oral health problems, diabetes, cardiovascular and autoimmune diseases and malignancies

>>202647931
australia is a large landmass with a great variety of climates, however for some reason it's by far the skin cancer capital of the world, that hole in the ozone layer everyone used to talk about must be directly above us

>>202647944
We have loads of places like that including Yellowknife like >>202647884 said and Churchill, MB
Canada is a weird shape with a hole in the middle, unlike Australia which is like a circle.

>>202647941
1TB

>>202647982
Go to prison.

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here's your loli gf

>>202647999
do not pass go
do not collect $200

just dropped my pot of hummus on the floor but thankfully it is very thick so none of it spilled
thanks hummus

>>202647978
That ozone hole closed up and it was over the poles.
I think it has to do with ozone being more concentrated in the northern hemisphere and Aussies being white (i.e., not meant to be in the sun).

reading lockie leonard, it's about a 13 year old boy who gets a girlfriend and discovers his sexuality
in retrospect it's kind of creepy that an adult male wrote this and they made us read it in school

>>202648028
why are you eating hummus at 2am you odd ball

>>202648028
Bit late to be making hummus

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>I can almost hear the stillness
>as it yields to the sound of your heart beating
>*bum* *bum *bum*

mad how bent, dire and just generally all around spasticated southerners are

>>202648028
Sophocles long ago
Heard it on the Ægean, and it brought
Into his mind the turbid ebb and flow
Of human misery

>>202648060
it's pretty easy and tasty if you've got nothing else to scran in the house except some chickpeas

>>202648060
cos i was hungry duh
dipping some carrot and cucumber batons

>be me
>do poo
>have wank
>blog about it on /brit/
>get called a boring bastard by diego
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>???
>profit

Finally becoming a man

>>202648113
epic, epic for the win!

Got stomach cramps and dreadful diarrhoea. Think the KFC I had on Sunday might be behind this.

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>>202648113

>>202648113
dinosaurs never existed
they're a complete fabrication

>>202648134
uh huh

>>202647952
Tourettes is not a mental health condition you nonce, you numpty.

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im boypreggers

>>202648129
did you get sides

>>202648149
>>202647982
Whoops! Nonce containment thread is that-a-way
>>>/a/

>>202648139
what is it then smartypants

>>202648153
Got a zinger tower. Was very disappointing. KFC is dreadful compared with what it use to be.

racismlad in?
he'd have loved this thread >>202646790

what if your dad was a therapist and you found out your mom was a former patient. would you talk to dadberg about the power imbalance there?

>>202648178
A dogshit zinger of a meal?

all the so-called dinosaurs skeletons on display in museums are fake, man made plaster casts
they found like one or two big bones and just pulled the rest out of their arses
mental that people actually believe such obvious rubbish

>>202648202
stop it you creep

>>202648202
fuck off

>>202648180
yeah i'm here, don't really care much about what those mexican countries get up to desu

>>202648199
don't think they would display valuable fossils for the public to touch, breathe on, puke on, and take violent selfies with

My fat obese sister shit her pants and is now washing them in the kitchen sink by hand

>>202648231
sorry going I realized it's just this post you'd like >>202647314

>>202648253
how convenient

>>202648199
>>202648253
lots of ones on display that you can see and touch
you can also go out and find them yourself

>>202648253
>>202648287
make your fucking mind up

>>202648301
don't tell me what to do

>>202648257
haha mental

>>202648301
sorry

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>Woman, 77, dies after red Fiat Panda veered off a road and plunged into a river

lost my mind playing rocket league
so fucking sweaty late at night

loved when everyone wasnt so fucking good and you had solo mode so you didnt match against these duos and trios

why does greta still look like a kid

>>202648392
foetal alcohol syndrome

If you are experiencing any of the issues mentioned in this story you can visit BBC Action Line for a list of websites and helplines that can offer direct help at any time.

you lot make fun of brighton and that but i've met loads of people from the south west and they're good lads

it's people from the south east who aren't human

haven't been able to sleep much lately, starting to trip balls

>>202648382
Genuinely can't tell if they're censoring her fannard or it's just low quality

germans are so fucking evil
almost as bad as jews

>>202648434
brighton is in the south east you spastic

don't know why japanese porn, including hentai, are legally required to censor genitals even though they almost always do the bare minimum censorship requirement and you can still make it pretty clearly what you're looking at, it's just bizarre and pure autism

>>202648470
kek nvm that explains it

>>202648434
the entire south and bristol deserve nuclear hellfire
prats

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I'm the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
The bible of "none of the above"
On a steady diet of
Soda pop and Ritalin
No one ever died for my sins in hell
As far as I can tell
At least the ones I got away with

And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
In a land of make-believe
That don't believe in me

>>202647050
>survival show
I know Huw Edwards is making all the calls he can to get on the next I'm a celebrity. It's crazy that shows become the career reset lifeline. Eat a couple of kangaroo testicles, get asked by some c-lister what that noncing business was about, explain it as just a bit of an off day and bang, public life is restored.

massive hatred for germany and germans
they lash out every now and then at us out of envy still, even in these dire times
loser country full of autistic losers

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luv the souf coast me

>>202648510
It's on Channel 5 so no one will watch it
you have to be really desperate to go there

not a fan of this new captcha business
>>202647390
I miss true Hollywood women
That Sydney Sweeney is onlyfans tier with a mong face I'll hear no different

germans be like "i know we didnt invent anything but what about the weapons of war that killed millions of innocent white people and japanese and also beethoven"

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>>202648300
don't lewd the horses, you'll literally get DMCA'd or whatever the japanese equivalent is. that's why there's no +18 Uma Musume doujins and little nsfw fan art

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hm?

genuinely had brighton and bristol confused this whole time

is bristol nice?

>>202648518
pinches yer chip

>>202648478
i reckon there's at least a few out there who genuinely have no idea what lies behind the pixilation

germans dont get any criticism anymore for being evil cunts
"ahh we didnt mean to kill the civilians during the war we were just doing our duty for our country"
they deserved to be nuked in all honesty

because they will still try it now if they were allowed to by the USA
they would get the whole of europe into war with russia and throw all their remaining ethnic germans at the meatgrinder if it means that they get to use their war toys on innocents

>>202648558
it's got a fountain

all the germans military inventions are nigger shit for targeting civilians
rockets
bombers
u boats
generally vile tactics employed such as scorch and burn

noooo you cant be mad at germany or japan for being niggers for half a century they dindu nuffin because they sold all their secrets to the USA!

fuck them all, i hope china makes quick work of them

>202614810
What film is it?

>>202648558
it's even more pozzed and lefty than brighton believe it or not

>>202648628
>>202648558
nuke them

>>202647050
>SICK PAEDO BASTARD HAS AN AFFAIR WITH A 20 YEAR OLD BOY
he literally did nothing wrong
just a victim of libshit neo-puritanism that is creeping into our

every day there is another shithole on the "shit UK cities" list that gets added to the "nuke list"

dont even know where to start anymore
hope this whole island gets swallowed up by the sea
and then japan

>>202648558
Yeah
Bit lefty
Bit gay
Bit of somalians chopping each other up
Bit of uni students suiciding themselves

But nice yeah

>>202648668
he was grooming him when he was underage

germans are the turks of europe
no wonder they bond so well with turks

fucking hell lads I'm buying a house and just now noticed a gigantic problem with the title plan that my conveyancer didn't highlight at all and the seller's estate agent clearly lied about (a critical part of the garden is actually not part of the property)

I was going to happily sign the contract tomorrow morning but instead I'll be savaging my conveyancer for being a blind incompetent cunt then giving a very angry call to the seller's EA

either way I'm out of pocket for surveys and FURIOUS

>>202648668
He groomed a kid. He's a homo and a paedophile. Literally a pedarast

the 20th century got memoryholed so hard

dont look back in anger!

>sociopath
london
>schizophrenic
merseyside
>autist
wales
>schizoid
cumbria
>psychopath
home counties

>>202648683
>somalians
They're called Somalis, you nonce.

>>202648668
>just a victim of libshit neo-puritanism that is creeping into our
You forgot to finish off your falseflag "right wing degen" copypasta leftypol

>>202648705
>A capitalist land baron complains he's not exploited enough money
Let me get my tiny violin out

>>202648715
bye mum, moving to cumbria!

>>202648715
schizoid is just another word for reclusive innit

>>202648745
shut up you nonce

Germans wont lash out again because Prussia was dismantled and the junkers were scattered

Probably the most unrecognized consequence of ww2, never hear anyone bring it up

the world is not safe as long as germany remains a united country

Want my Prussia dismantled by a huge big juicy BBC

france was chomping at the bit to de industrialize germany after ww2, the anglos wouldnt go for it though

did you see that ludicrous display

I'm on the seafood diet; I see men and I eat their semen

>>202648684
grooming is an overused meme term that used to refer to actual children being exploited, now it's just any "power imbalance"
people call leo a groomer for fucking girls 8 years over the legal age in the US, it's meaningless

imagine the drone strikes thatcher would order if she were PM today

get the germans deported to africa
get the turks deported to south america

get the anglos in
get the slavs in
get the white meds in
get the chinese in

bam
white utopia created

loads of fags about

maybe germany is a cursed land but i think its worth a shot just removing germans, their language, their culture and everything else and creating a white european utopia free of autistic malignant german freaks and cucks and porn addicted furrys and cannibals and shit

>>202648807
ok groomer

if the romans had done it and conquered them and sent their warriors to italian gulags we would have all been better off

the uniting and breaking apart of germany was one of the biggest disasters of european history

>>202648816
Yh basically

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*floats into the thread*

sucking a golf ball

>>202647024
>match with attractive girl
>tell her i am autistic and awkard
>she said she couldn't care
>she is willing to have a ice cream date

Am i gonna be murdered?

remember a couple of years ago when there was some incel streamer going around macing women?

>>202648807
romantic/sexual grooming doesn't exist in your mind because people on the internet think leo fucks girls that are on the younger side, amazing

does germany even have castles

that seems like more of a french and bordering countries kind of thing

>>202648754
schizoid are those type of people who think their brain is like a radio antenna picking up government signals that are trying to program them. or the song on the radio is a direct message to them

you'll find them doing strange things like walking around somewhere with no logical explanation, or scratching up their glasses with a coin

>>202648807
190

Mental how badly he mindraped him

एक सौ नब्बे

she was 21 years old you sick fuck

Why does toilet paper exist? How does smearing poo all over your bumhole constitute making it clean?

foesces

>>202648897
in america you get murdered by anything and anyone

it's a pornography store, i was buying pornography :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HgszATv48k

>>202648952
anglos are animals, continentals sorted this out ages ago

>>202648910
yeah they have loads

>>202648834
Hahaa, got him good

>>202648962
fair point i don't think women would be attracted to a autistic man

Rorkey shops at Tesco's, where he buys his best clothes, la la la, lla la la

>>202648952
the paper is designed for the poo to adhere and absorb. as well the soft texture makes it comfortable

thought about buying female clothes, not tranny ones but they just have a greater range in shops and nicer clothes

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JESUS IS KING.

>>202649066
Get this jew off my screen

>>202649061
vast majority of women's fashion was originally for men

I never realized
I am on this side
Never to meet you
Ever again

Jesus is the way, the truth and the life.

I am a soldier of Jesus

feet stink, arse stinks, clacaoa stinks

>>>/tv/203834609

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>clacaoa

>I took my fleshlight into the theater

I took my fleshlight into the theater with a blanket. I milked my dick so fucking card. Her tiny ass shaking in that leotard while my adriana chechik fleshlight sucked the soul out of my cock made me cum harder than ever. My toes curled, i straight up lost my breath and was sweating. I pulled my cock out and my cum spilled out. I jacked off again, didn't clean it. Fucked that creamy fleshlight. It farts loudly lol. But I came again.
Imma go again today, waiting for a good showing with minimal people but not alone. I want someone to hear and suck me or beat me to death until I cum

brits have old fasioned nonces
americans have trannies
canadians have jeet creeps

what does australia have?

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smoking marijuana and cigs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXdS6PDXTQA

>>202649324

janny, kill him with a hammer

pooing poo

Can anyone recommend a decent game or DVD?

>>202649797
yeah

>>202650077
Nice

>>202649427
Janny won't do shit

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>>202649797
red alert 2

>>202648725
somalians so busy chopping themselves up they're somalis now

shut up fat

We call British man Sir
Or ingrej Sahab. Plz come to great India and get treated like Saheb..