SOSIDGES edition
poo smells lmfaooooooooo
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAUWBITRGBr/How would you save catberge in this situation? Imagine this happens at your home.
>>202655051he is going to catberge heaven, he is beyond saving
Dickpill salesman trying to stop you from stretching your penis
need a roz gf
>>202655051mr berge is gone
>>202655013you can do that with the high tension ones though, i dont plan on starting at 5lbs+ from the get go but like 2lbs and slowly go up, have you seen any results with the forte?
Pharaoh, let my sausages go
>>202655051>Meo...ACK
>>202655000no
Sir Mountain Lion
>>202655066You need a Spanish speaking gfInstantly adds 3pts /10https://x.com/porqueTTarg/status/1838693320060735766
Amy dowden is so fit
Little birdie told me you have some webms to show me?
>>202655051im not going to own a cat. i prefer a garden full of happy birds and small animals not living in terror.
>>202655077Had a pharoahe monch phase when I was 17 or so despite being the whitest neek
somethings wrong with dog he wont eat his brekkie and doesnt want to go for a walk
>>202655051>now imagine if the good guys had a gun
>>202655135
>>202655112why is there a lad wanking under a bedsheet next to the shop
>>202655073I don't use the forte or any penor extendersJust the general consensus in the dick growth community seems to be hours in the stretcher matter more than pressure, and you want to have one you can sleep in so that you get at least 8 hrs per day
>>202655151Dunno what that is
>>202655162>>202655073Oh my god shut the fuck up you utter freaks
>>202655152finger up the bum
>>202655162Ahh ok, you just seem to be well versed in cock growing but meh its only £70, if it doesnt work its no biggie
>>202655160South America innit
>>202655196be serious
>>202655197>if it doesnt work its no biggiethat's the problem lad
>Just the general consensus in the dick growth community
>if it doesnt work its no biggie
>>202655197>no biggiemuch like your wilkins
waiting for the handyman to finish his repairs so I can go back to bed for a couple of hours
>>202655190shant
>Please, don't let them kill me: The 11th hour appeal of death row inmate before execution tonight
>>202655225just go to bed and let your gf take care of it lad
>>202655216>>202655215singular bradders poster debunked!!
>>202655249>woah, my actions...have consequences? why didnt anyone tell me!
>>202655249kek, bitch nigga
>>202655214>>202655216>>202655219fumbled straight into that one
>>202655254gfberg is wfh she can't go back to bed haha
Love dossing. Love snoozing. Love sleeping. I’m part Greek and Spanish. I can’t help it, you see
>A man has admitted murdering a disabled child in an Edinburgh property after drinking seven bottles of Buckfast tonic wine>Police were called to the property after neighbours heard the screams of the child as the attacker continuously shouted "buckfast, gets you f*** fast!"
>>202655185this was considered incomprehensibly attractive in the 1980sit caused boomers to lose their minds
Vinnie jones is such a gimp I’d love to knock him out
ever think it's a coincidence that lou gehrig died of lou gehrig's disease?
Make sure you wrap you penis in a warm cloth for 5 minutes before starting your stretchingWarming it up reduces injury and improves results
>>202655135well since you asked
>>202655325Alri Ross Kemp
had my hair cut by a woman earlier and a few times she rubbed her fanny region against my arms
how do you explain tim allen?
>>202655332noted, thank you for your service
>>202655328ever think it's a coincidence that you, a virgin, will die a virgin?
>>202655375cor
>>202655388except i'm not a virgin though, grow up
right best do some work then shouldnt i
mad how dogshit all pyjama shirt and trouser sets are unless you spend hundreds
>>202655381hope things work out for you bro
When I'm not wanking babyYou are on my mindWhen I'm not wanking honeyWhen I ain't wanking mamaWhen I'm not wankingYou know you'll find me crying
>>202655405Sure mate sure
>>202655417>not just sleeping in your pants
>>202655405very generous of your mum that
>>202655417Go TK Maxx mate
TIL you need a license to have pet chickens in the UK
The NEET and I are very close, like 11 and 1 on the clock. Though I might have a job and they be unemployed, just a small shift will have us trade places. We share a mental, emotional, and spiritual link.
funny how it's now right wing and reactionary to support women's rights
>>202655375Never had a male barber rub his cock against me during a haircutHave had multiple females rub their fanny against my arms or on my shoulderreckon they do it on purpose?
>>202655451What do you wear when you need to go around your house or in the evening?
If you think about it, 4chan is "no mum you don't understand" in website form>Billy have you been looking at that Nazi website again?>No mum you don't understand, the Nazis were the good guys!
>>202655470No you don't stop making shit up.
>>202655417Naked like god intended
>>202655417Why even bother wearing clothes to bed? That's what the bedsheets are for
>>202655417How are they dogshit?
>>202655470Who's TIL and why does he have pet chickens
>>202655417Sleep naked me
>>202655491What catches the poo after steamingtoil
>>202655491>>202655490>>202655451Just for wearing around the house you twats
>>202655482Don’t think so mate, love when female hairdressers are practically pushing their tits against my head and have their tummy jammed into my shoulder or neck and I smell their perfume at the same time.
>>202655488Have no idea what you're trying to say 4chan is nazi?
Waiting for postie to pick up a parcel he’s taking his fucking time
>>202655517>Just for wearing around the house you twatsHave you considered wearing regular clothes like the rest of us employed folk
>>202655511Was thinking something bedsheets/ bed shits kek
>>202655489https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/poultry-including-game-birds-registration-rules-and-forms
>>202655544evri?
>>202655555
>>202655544new dragon dilder?
>>202655493Just ugly unless pattern choice unless you buy from one of those higher end type of shops who sell to people with a lot of disposable income.
Uh,yes, good morning, can you shut up a bit, we're trying to have conversations in other threads?
>Just for wearing around the house you twatsthe house
>>202655565Not a license is it you thick twat
>>202655569No postie as in postman as in Royal Mail
>>202655517>Just for wearing around the house you twatsNo kink shaming in /brit/ lad! Well all have our ball and chains.
>>202655523>Have no idea what you're trying to say Use your brain then
>>202655144My garden and patio have had plenty of birds and my cat doesn't attack them, he just watches them. He only actually attacks rats. He does his duty
>>202655518My current hairdresser is a chickShe goes to the same gym as me and I only know when I need another haircut because she will come up to me and tell me it's timelol
>>202655518fuck sakealready did two wanks to that hairdresser sex audio posted the other day, don’t make me milk the wilkins it it again
You runts all wear sweatpants at home?
>>202655628>sweatpantsFOY
>>202655628yeah why not
>>202655628They’re called joggers granddad
>>202655628as opposed to?
>>202655544>need to post some shit I sold on ebay>+30p if I drop it at the post office>free to have them collect itbaffling
You can make fun of me but I'm smarter than you. Better looking. More money.
I have a nightgown and hat
>>202655595fine, registration then, same thing you pedantic melon
rorke wearing business casual at home
>>202655628I know this is FOY bait but I'm gonna FOY you anywayFOY
>>202655632>>202655639Not all sweatpants are joggers. Joggers is a scum word btw.
>>202655661>same thingIt literally isn't though
>>202655658hahaha look at this handsome rich fucker, what a melt
wear assless leather chaps and a gimp mask when relaxing at home
bhenchods
>>202655628Nah mate I wear a tux
>Wearing jeans or "chinos" for anything at allThat's just going to be a "Nonce" from me.
>>202655677Joggers are joggers m8 sorry I’m not some posh southern faggot
>>202655628No I wear a full suit when I'm sitting in my room posting on 4chan
>>202655702vulgar little chav
baldies are so lucky they don't have to get haircuts
call them tracksuit bottoms me
>>202655628Yh? Pets. Never had them eh
rorke wearing his nike jobbycatcher skinny joggies
>>202655436>>202655454are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>202655375>>202655482had this too wtfI don't think they realise
yes sausage! How are we?
>>202655717but they dont have any hairthats unlucky
get the chinos on
>>202655716Nonce
>>202655717I cut my own hair twice a year.
not worn joggers since i was 15
Rorke wearing his George Asda suit to the job centre
last time I wore chinos I was 12 even then I knew I was too old for this
This nigga walks around the house like this
>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
The prevalence of athleisure fashion is the worst aesthetic development in Western culture since Brutalism.
gf has to watch porn to get off
>>202655757based shorts enjoyer
informed the chinese gf that she's a poc and she's not taken the news wellinsists she's part of the eurasian race and we're a monoracial couplevery perturbing
Can’t wear grey joggers anymore since I saw tweets like this, I didn’t even know this was a thing
>>202655185Her sister is an evil cunt who defended fox hunters who broke a man's neck, because she didn't want him to go to prison because they're matesRich inbred cunts seem to have no reason to live other than to hurt animals in the name of upholding evil countryside "traditions"She also has the same hair, she looks like a twat
>>202655746
>>202655740>slim fitlad it's not 2018 anymoreget with it
>>202655727No shot they don't realise when their crotch is rubbing up against something
>>202655628yes and in public most days
>>202655545Yes, and it is objectively worse
>are you literally 12 or 13 yearth old? i know itth thuppothed to be ironic but i honethtly cant fathom men into their 20'th thitting at a computer, typing this thyit, pothting it, having a chuckle to themthelveth. it giveth me the fear to be honetht.
went to see the accountant, nigga was wearing jorts, think I'll find someone new
>>202655815those look like absolute shit and so do the gay tattoos
>>202655815Yeah alri Vlodimir
>>202655828My uncle wears jorts and Slazenger slip ons proper fucking gypo man
society owes me a goth gf
Might just shave my head and be done with it, saves me money, innit. I still have a full head of hair but I find maintaining it a chore.
what’s the first harry potter is alri to get your lad out for are emma in?
>Fastest speed ever achieved by a manmade object: 0.064% the speed of lightwe've got quite a distance to go lads
>>202655865she's clearly a fake goth bet she listens to taylor swift
>>202655872first one
Be the goth gf you want to see in the world
>>202655815I'm just not going to stop wearing skinny jeans and muscle fit t-shirts haha I'm just not going to do it that's all, I'm not going to!
if I had a job or social life and was out in public for more than 10 minutes then I would 100% put more effort in to how I dressbut I work from home and only leave my smelly bedroom to go to the gym so I just wear sweatpants all day
the festival of hypocrisy is happening
>>202655880as long as she owns at least one t-shirt that has the album cover of unknown pleasures by joy division on it then she's goth enough for me
>>202655879Yh that road lid. Caught 2 frames of it on a 10000 frame camera didnt they
>>202655879>folds paper and pokes a pencil throughit's easy mate
only NPCs care about being fashionablereal men wear what they like and make it look good by sheer force of will
>>202655928mum said your chicken tenders are ready so it's my turn on the playstation
>>202655907>unknown pleasures by joy divisionoverrated shite album that nobody would even remember if the bloke hadn't killed himself
The fit.
the only time it's acceptable to pick your nose and eat it is when you've just done a line of coke and you need to pick out the excess
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>202655957ok
>>202655952perhaps true but not the pointyou should probably curb that overly-opinionated attitude you have btw lad, it won't get you far in life
not even half ten yet and i've already had three wanks
>>202655952alri bernard
can't believe bragedy posting was our best gimmick this year
the small tattoo scourge is the worst tattoo trend of all time
>>202656003I'd give that title to your mum's name
>>202656002it's fine in moderation but the bradders market is way oversaturated and now it's just obnoxious
>>202656002it has been ruined...if it were ever good at all
>>202655957Yeah alri girl in "amateur" anal porn
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>tradieposting>canslad>nonceposting>poo smells>fucking hell lads what is wrong with me (last years runner up)>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>rolexmong>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>202656002yea and has been for 5 years straight
hello my cheeky little incels
>>202656002i started that gimmickquite proud of myself ngl
Feel like playing some counter strike source today lads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U
>>202656003mate they look so lush I dunno what you're on about
>>202656041i'm a fan of rapelad and poo smells myself
Leftypol wearing pastel coloursRorke getting in to techwear
>>202656020Bradleyposting Is Like Pizza, Even When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good
I don't want to be part of your sex festival
>>202656069O.K.
>>202656041I think Sir Keir posting will probably win it
>>202656069Clearly you've never had a Lidl pizza
>>202656041the only one which gets a chuckle from me is the new trainers/fake self-dox, tradieposting is a good runner up but I suppose it's too much effort to make new content
Morning team.Having some cereals and a lemonslip. Sore throat almost gone. Got a bit of a headache today but overall a big improvement from yesterday.
>>202656068pastel is very in techwear just a sign that says incel
Dog is NOT well
>>202656098Morning lad, how are your balls feeling today?
bauhaus is the truly quintessential goth band but joy division is fine tooshout out to the sisters of mercy too
>>202656066fucking hell those are all horriblepaired with that vacant-eyed instagram posearrest ALL womenALL of them
>>202656090had one the other day, put some extra cheese and salami on it, peng tbf
>>202656066Looks like everyone's shirt on the last day of year 11.
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
>Fair Isle Crew Neck Jumper with Wool>64% polyester, 30% acrylic and 6% wool (exclusive of trimmings)completely grim, this shit needs to be banned
had the heating on last night was probably a bit early
>>202656098morning love. still hooting at that Canadian you sent flying last night
>>202656113Siouxsie and the Banshees mate
romanian spastic at toil is clearly mentally ill. everybody is always wrong when they talk to her, nothing is ever her fault despite being in charge everything is collectively our fault, and she has this bizarre misunderstanding where she thinks being outright rude and uncivilised is "being honest".
>>202656099Pastel looks faggoty and techwear looks autistic
>>202656120Not yours though. Why was that lad?
>>202656126If you must insist on being poor
>>202656139havent listened much to them but i'll take your word for it
getting the ecru jeans ordered
>>202656110Not a lad and that second question is crude.>>202656137Yeah lol. He's a genuine mong.
>>202656136oh did you spend 40p on gas poor baby
>>202656121>I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore.Why not? They're comfy. Smarter clothes just don't feel comfortable. >>202656151Not true, I had one signature.
winter coming tick tock
>>202656084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A
>>202656166Times are tight
Business idea: Be a one-hit wonder with a song about Pompeii
>>202656155Also Type O NegativeYou won't get a goth gf without listening to them
>>202656145>Pastel looks faggotygirls like that
>>202656164fat hairy torn bleeding pooey rapey manly arsehole you have this morning dear xx
>>202656175In tesco yesterday I saw a little ceramic orange pumpkin that had a cactus in it. I thought about buying it but I opted not to in the end.
>>202656185I heard girls love black and brown
>>202656121Good ladSo many people in the mid 20s-mid 30s age group are mentally still teenagersMyself included tbf, need to sort it out
>morning love
skibidi dop dop yes yes!
still can’t believe how dog shit Liam gallagher sounded on Saturday night
>>202655867
It's too cold outside to have just a shirt and a coat on, but if I put a jumper over my shirt, i'll be too hot when I arrive to wherever I need to be.
I'm 37 years old. I wear hoodies, jeans and adidas sambas. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
>>202656183>Type O Negativealways found them a bit yucky because one of their albums is called "the origin of feces" and is a picture of steele's bumhole on the cover, gives me the ickonly song i like of theirs is "christian woman" and even then only the first half
>>202656209weeeeeeeeee!!!!
in the market for a new woolen jumper meshrunk the last one annoyingly
Anyone see starmer get REKT by milf susanna Reid this morning??
Lost my benefits. No way to get it back right now. I literally have to find work or I cannot even buy food. I have zero savings. I have never worked in my life, so finding work will be practically impossible at my age (30 plus)The government wants me to become a criminal or something?I don't know what to do. Has anyone ever been in the same situation?
>>202656210How many guys you reckon have smacked her arse over the centuries?
>>202656206he got better as it went on, it was just shouting for the first song. lad on the telecaster sounded good
>>202656225Fine if you're going for a run or to the gym, otherwise it makes you look like an underclass wog
>>202656192Think you need a new opener for Tinder mate
fair isle jumper received but probably looks too winter-ish so I can't use it yet x
had another one of those dreams where i'm in some sort of evil facility with evil scientists doing evil experiments on me
>>202656243hate when this happens. I must've had my tumble dryer settings too high because recently all my clothes have shrunk.
CAN THIS FUCKING CUNT AT TOIL STOP WHISTLINGWHY ARE YOU WHISTLING EVERY TWO MINUTES YOU FUCKING WHORETHERES NO TUNE TO ITITS BROKENTHERES NO VARIANCEIT CUTS OFF WITH NO ENDINGYOU SHOULD BE FUCKING KILLED
>>202656180Better idea: be a late 2000s nu-rave band that everybody has now forgotten abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbkex3qPXU
>>202656273It shouldn't be in the tumble drier at all you mong
>>202656256rattled because you have hairy bollocks and a deep voice
>>202656260How many boosters?
Abdullah and Batunde getting pounded by Bazza the policeman's big black baton.
>>202656292....prefer not to say
>>202656248It was 15 minutes what are you on about it sounded awful
>>202656278u've been done
>>202656245just mentioned companies on your cv that have since gone in to liquidation. what are they going to do, call the non existent HR for a reference?
>>202656041>>Sir Keir postingThat was electioneering more than a forever gimmick
Alex Mercer had the hardest fit of all time, idc what anyone says
>>202656278fucking yodeling imagining some gormless office runt seething to himself typing up all this impotent virgin rage cos he's too scared to actually ask the whistling lad to stop
>>202656225give it a watch
>>202656286the fuck you talking about you genuine idiot. Am I supposed to air dry my jeans and socks for days?
>>202656328Stop reminding everyone of this cunt
>>202656256i'm not a fat ugly retarded bloke in a dress so I actually pull mate
my life is over
>>202656225good lad, fuck these zoomer runts who think they're the only ones who are allowed to wear comfortable cheap clothes
>>202656041half of these aren't even posted regularly in 2024literally no point doing a 'gimmick of the year' and then throwing in every old gimmick
mad that you still get tone-deaf stuff like this on reddit
>>202656336I'm a grown man but my hair's not that long
>>202656339Yeah you are supposed to air dry jeans and socks, but I'm guessing you just buy cheap shit from Primark and replace it every 6 months when they get knackered
It would be typical if I won the gimmick of the year award here and the departments biggest award of the year in work
You lads looking forward to EAFC25 then?
air fry your jeans
>>202656243looks like it's a trip to the shops for you, unless of course you want to buy it online and wait several days only to find that they sent you the wrong sizehappens to me all the time that
>>202656371been playing it since last fridaybought the ultimate edition you see
>>202656371more into the 66-FAG-POO meself
>>202656358Mad you’re posting Reddit screenshots
Is /Brit/ a gamer general?
Sorry lads, can't come to the pub tonight. I'm only on day 3 of air drying my jeans. They're still wet you see. If my socks are dry by tomorrow I'll maybe come out in shorts.
new ck3 dlc any good then
where are all faggots which were screaming about Russia in february-march 2022, where are them today?
>>202656396Fuck off
video games are for children.
do barbers get paid by the hour or just a commission for each haircut they perform?
>Milligan's corpse was found naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, with an electrical flex tied around his neck, his head covered and an orange in his mouth.[5][4]no idea why you’d risk a chokewank when people you love could then find you like this
>>202656358for me, it's unironically starting a sentence with "heh,"Instantly teleported me back to the early 2000s
got the huge collection of shetlands ready to wear for the winter
>>202656371last time I played fifa we were using women and goals only counted if the scorer was sexo.
>>202656413the only faggot in this thread is you
@202656390you're still here to read them all and reply to me big man :)
>BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer accepted accommodation worth £20,000 to help his 16-year-old son study for his GCSE exams, it has emerged Sir Keir just can't catch a break
Anytime today postie anytime today………..
>>202656464lotta milves on todays round
could've sworn there was an alien race in mass effect that was supposed to be culturally based on mexicans and they all sounded like danny trejo
great. more brown people
whistling in the office to piss this virgin neek off lmao
hate wearing jeansdon't want to look like a cretin in sweatpantsnothing else to wear
what's the best top gear challenge
>>202656431>Following Milligan's death, Hat Trick Productions, the producers of the BBC's satirical television programme Have I Got News For You, sent black bin bags, oranges and black stockings to journalists to publicise a new series of the show. The BBC subsequently apologised to Milligan's parents for the incident.
mental how we let the Tories get away with destroying Royal Mail
>>202656485Lebanese women are fit m8
Sir Royal Mailer
still can't get over how the big bad criminal in robocop is a bald white guy with glasses who looks like george costanza
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>>202656566thug only
GET IT MADE NOW
What is the official /brit/ position on bomber jackets, yay or nay?
>>202655025>>202655025
>>202656431I wonder how baby boomers fell into that sort of kink in the years before the internet. Dirty magazines I suppose. Perhaps word of mouth.
>>202656570
