kafkaesque editionprevious: >>202723684
my smegma is yellow
>>202726709me
Made and interesting post and got no replies. Memes for this feel?
how do I come out as nonbinary to my parents
Why am i so interesting and charismatic? I just want to be left alone
my name is bictor im going to show you a lot to learn in this bideo?.
>>202726741> mom, dad, i'm they
>>202726730
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team
>>202726730this happens to me all the time, but I make a low effort shitpost and get multiple (you)'s. I was born to wear the leaf
>>202726767No, that would be the Las Vegas Athletics
>>202726732
>>202726750Kek
New Yorker cartoon
>>202726788>that same camera angle>duckfacewhy do women do this?
>>202726792He's the perfect embodiment of the country, a living avatar
>>202726709Good edition
>>202726750underrated kek
>>202726802Wow this is so clever and profound
>>202726802I alway wonder who exactly is the target audience for these? Doesn't seem funny or witty to any generation
>>202726838Show us your New Yorker cartoon
>>202726842High brow intellectual types
>>202726802whats the point of the new yorker
>>202726803
>>202726865Nah, more like the midwit managerial class
https://www.adamsmithworks.org/documents/book-iii-of-the-different-progress-of-opulence-in-different-nations
>>202726876love that umbrella handle
>>202726872It's written with a higher reading level than most media
>>202726865>tfw too lowbrow to appreciate the subtleties and intellect of theseme feel bad
the far side is the most patrician comic
>>202726931Agreed>inb4 cowtools
thingken bout cow tools
i don't get it
>>202726931Nope.Calvin and Hobbes
>>202726842i kind of do the same thing whenever I find or make something neat. Like if I mow the lawn I stare at it a lot afterwards, or make a doodad or art thing, or I like bringing my rubiks cube around the house. It seems more like slice of life but idk maybe I'm missing something
>>202726931NopeLainey
>>202726977Ew wtf is this
The best comic is Electric Retard
should i watch Remember Me (2010)?
>>202726990Ablism
>>202726941rawr
>>202726977Patrician taste
>>202726984Great american comicbook artist
>>202727001>26% RT scoreI think you are finding these kinds of movies on purpose
>>202726960Nope, Over the Hedge
Can't stand clout chasers
>>202726842humorless boomers that want to be seen as funny but that do not understand humor, they only understand that "humor is relatable" and thing everything relatable must be humorous because the audience gets a sensible chuckle from it for feeling includedboomers who complain about zoomers being on phone all the time don't understand that their generation did the same thing in public transports with news papers and that no one wants to interact with some random boomer on their commutethey feel embittered from this because they're so unlikable that they have no one to talk to in their old age, that is why they abuse service industry and hold up queues, because they're so obnoxious that no one not even other boomers want to talk to themusually these people are soulless husks who think political commentary propaganda is witty humor and who think that hating your wife is peak of comedy
>>202727022Tubi recommended it. I want to watch a romance movie not written by a lonely teenager.
>>202727010Very disturbing
>>202727035I was in agreement with you until the end. Hating your wife IS peak of comedy
>>202727022imdb is 7.1/10. Not sure what to make of it.
>>202727035Based boomer annihilator
>>202727040Laineyball is a classic
>>202727078I have a feeling that you would make me uncomfortable if we ever hung out irl
>>202727054if you hate your wife why did you marry her TM
>>202727078You can tell she was hating on Asian women in the original of this
>>202727085Didn't hate her until marriage
i think i fell asleep watching an anime again, i cant find what episode i remember
>>202727078that gucci fanny pack is disgusting, i don't want to look at it
>>202727098>she pretended to be a nice person until she got me to sign an agreement where if i leave her she gets half of my wealthoh no how could this happen, there was no way to foresee this happening, especially not with women
>>202727098Many such cases. Sad!
>>202726730You've been filtered, sucks especially when someone else does the exact same post and gets a ton of replies
>>202727084Damn This could be us tho
are prenups a boomer thing too?
Wasted another day doing nothing award Actively ruining my life award
>>202727139it's okay
>>202727138if prenups were a boomer thing the hating the wife meme probably wouldn't be a thing either. Always sign a prenup
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sqqZcr1lFYA?feature=share
>>202727148its not okay
>>202727164>wow, anon, you must not love me after all
>>202727138nah prenups are a joke that the judges wipe their asses with when it actually comes time to divorce in most western countries because women are perfect angels and you're just being miserly gremlin for not giving her half your shit despite agreeing to not share wealth with her
Do women find man ass attractive
>>202727139I recognize that background
>>202727200yeah but it's minor compared to the homosexuals interest in it
>>202727169sqqZcr1lFYAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqqZcr1lFYAIf you take the letter gibberish and put it after a normal videos equal sign, it won't be a "short" and the video can be embedded
>>202727200Yes very much so
>>202727213https://youtu.be/o5ZBu3nHJkM
>>202727200The compliments ive gotten from girls was for my ass
>>202727175one day at a time bud. start small.
>>202727229the only compliments*
Do women love their husbands, like actually love in their internal thoughts
drinking milk
>>202727186>>it's about protecting assets get fucked pussyI'm a paranoid person. Optionally, I could be like tom brady and just put everything in my mother/sisters' names
>>202727252you think someone in /cum/ has the ability to read the minds of all women or something
>>202727252no. women are evil children of satan
Also I would prefer to marry a woman who would also have assets and want to sign a prenup, otherwise she probably isn't my type
each night im going to sleep later and later and i hate it i need to stop napping in the afternoon
>>202727252Women love men but will just turn it off one day and never turn it back on. It's odd but nobody can understand them.
>>202727272Yes, this anon does: >>202727273
>>202727252WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A BEAR????
>>202727252women cant love men. they can only love their offspring. doesnt mean they alwaysdo
ARPs and Dracos ive got a lotta guns in this bitch, GANG.
>>202727284yeah, that's such a pain
>>202727284my clown ass dog wakes me up at the same time everyday
i feel lost and hopeless when looking at clothes i have no sense of style
>>202727305>romanian hip hop gun???
>>202727319post em, i'll tell you whether they're good
>>202727319>>>/fa/Godspeed
>>>/pol/482961489???
Would like to try blood sausage or black pudding someday
>>202727339I have nothing to post i dont even know where to look for clothes
>>202727355you should. black pudding sounds weirder than it is. it's pretty good
>>202727319I only buy black and white clothes. Then after a while I'll only have to buy a few colored things every season and donate them
>>202727355i love blood sausage
>>202727347>op creates thread>replies 6 times with b8 >leaves threadlow effort troll thread
>>202727355You can easily buy both of these in Canada assuming you aren't in some tiny town in the middle of nowhere
>>202727252do women have internal thoughts
drinkin a cidey
>>202727319I know how you feel, I struggle to figure that stuff out too. lookastic.com can be helpful to see how items might go together.
>>202727335Posted with them scammers I got a whole lotta blanks in this bitch. Posted with them scammers I got a whole lotta blanks in this bitch. These hoes shakin ass I got a whole lotta bops in this bitch.
goodnight hopefully tomorrow will be better
>>202727474hopefully it's at least not worse
>>202727417It's not the weekend, anon
I ordered steel from amazon and I'm wondering what it could actually be.>a scam and I get nothing>everything is 100x smaller than the pictures>it's chinesium iron and breaks>it's some sort of drug>it was steel and now it's 90% oxide>it's late and I say I never got it and a new one gets shipped but then the old one also appears
>>202727474night, baby boy
All my friends stopped talking to me.
>>202727494i barely had friends in school
>mfw
>>202727494it happens, it sucks
>>202727494I think I've only ever had two people text me first my whole life, and we don't talk anymore because they have boyfriends now. Maybe even three but she's engaged now.
>>202727490i'm a neet
what made you realize you loved men?
I'm at anold school dive bar getting drunk ask me anything.
>>202727319just shop at American Eagle
>>202727605what the hell are you doing drinking in l.a. at 26
>>202727605what's the gender ratio in there
>>202727605watcha drinking?
>>202727586I don't and merely see them as a means towards sexual gratification, I love women
>>202726732might buy one of these guys>>202726750lmfao
I'm Miranda Cosgrove and YOU'RE watching Disney Channel!
>>202727494i look like that and do that
>>202727661she was nickelodeon
>>202727616Don't have to go into work till late morning and I don't want to comptemplate my life decisions right now.>>20272761917 women of various ages at the bar, there's about 3oish people in here.
>>202727673stop gaslighting me
>>202727679lol>>202727638possum love
>>202727685scawy
>>202727631So you see men as sexual gratification? gay ass nigga
>>202727685i don't like him at all
>>202727626I had a hazy ipa that's not terrible, a vodka soda with lime, and ime currently drink soE Blade and Bow bourbon
>>202727705get a shirley temple that's my drink
>>202727705>vodka>bourbonbased
>>202727714drinking only single-malt and not saying anything to anybody would be more based
Female masturbation has to be the hottest possible sight. Women rubbing their pussies as if they're only fire
>>202727685fren
Floridians, are you dead yet?
>>202727791what about the sight of the sun thoughever....
>>202727796we're unaffected but hoping northerners are okay
>>202727791I'm a fan of the ones who hump their pillows. I love the particularly "romantic" ones.
art
>>202727796thrival of the fittest
>>202727713I'll probably get called a fag for ordering that but ok.>>202727714No you're based>>202727738Options for single malt are Glenfidduch 12, Glendiddich 12 sherry, Lagavulan 11, and Stranahans. Which should I do Up to you.
jerk off right now
>>202727821me on the left
>>202727791until I started being a degenerate I only watched female masturbation. I still don't even watch dudes fuck chicks unless it's a gangbang or tranny
Nothing hotter than a woman wearing flip flops
>>202727843gangbangs are the gayest shit there is
>>202727837what to
>>202727837But I'm at the gym...
>>202727830porque no los quattros
>>202727791dont get me started. it brought about my downfall
>>202727858blacked
>>202727830The Lagavulin 11-year might be some kind of Nick Offerman celebrity thing. Go for the Glenfiddich 12-year.
>>202727857I also jerk off to dudes. But not dudes fucking chicks I guess. There was a point where I did but that was because I was going through all the basic tags on xvideos
>>202727791enjoy getting cunt cucked
>>202727851do you visit lots of third world tropical countries or what?
Business idea: solar powered water heater
>>202727890Will do
>>202727881
I broke down and ate 1280 calories of cashewsMy friends and family were complementing me on how skinny I am just a week ago, so this shouldn't be too devastating if I get back on track immediately
>>202727927do you feel happy now, at least
>>202727890not him but I think I tried lagavulin 11 at a friends house once and I didn't really care for it. i'm never sober enough to remember stuff about whiskey/scotch though and scotch has weird names. I might just have to start mixing it with sparkling water
>>202727919blacked porn is the whitest porn there is, if you dont like blacked you're probably brown. only white people understand it
>>202727935noI regret it
>>202727941dammit, sorry anon
>>202727941you just had one cheat day, that's fineyou're not gonna gain 5lbs from being bad one day, relax
>>202727938absolutely horrendous post
>>202727938
>>202727951>>202727960dont reply to schizojeet
>>202727959real
>>202727960jews dont control the world go outside
When's the last time you were happy?
>>2027279949 years ago
>>2027279945 days ago
>>2027279943 minutes ago
>>202727994Earlier today
>>202728027>>202728032what were you guys doingmaybe i should not ask
stroke that cock for me
>>202727994yesterday when I was talking to a very cute girl and I sensed possible attractionnot gonna see her again until Wednesday, I neeeeed to ask her for her number
>>202727994March 24th 2019, the day me wife said yes.She died 2 years later to throat cancer.
>>202728047i'm so sorry
>>202728047vax status?
>>202728056fuck off
>>202728047im sorry bud
>>202728061sheep
>>202728069>thinking my anger at your post has anything to do with vaccinesseek education
>>202728069kys you slimy prick
>>202728055Don't worry about it. It's my burden to carry.>>202728056If she was vaxxed she didn't tell me.
>>202728075>>202728077go back reddit
>>202728091shut up schizojeet
>>202728044That was me today, I won't see her until next week. She's the exact kind of girl I always fall for, fucking gorgeous. Good luck, anon.
check out this mummified 30,000 year old woolly rhinoceros
>>202728081that's just an awful burden to carry i hope you have good friends, and loved ones you can lean on when it gets difficult
>>202728112I hope they try to clone him.
>>202728112must have been a juvenile he's kind of smallperma frost is so good at preserving things
I wanted to get a bunch of spoopy themed weed strains so I could smoke em while consuming scary media, but there's so many to choose from that I'm starting to change my mind Ghost train haze, phantom og, alien kush.
>>202728141i was under the assumption that the indica and sativa dichotomy was pretty much fake, and that they don't produce different effects or anything
pump
>>202728160It's true and the strain names aren't guaranteed to be the same lineage so it's all basically 100% bullshit. I'm just doing it for fun and to cultivate the Halloween atmosphere The best thing to know is which growers to trust
>original TCM returning to theaters in Octoberhell yeah
>>202727994July 2007
>>202728179get the alien one that's my favorite name
>>202728206goon right now
Girls don't like fat dudes
>>202728243I don't blame them. I don't like fat chicks
>>202728243
>>202728243big generalization
>>202728243they do when they're me.
>>202728263damn.. i should BEEN fuckin w a fat nigga
>>202728263Wait are you the fat dude or the girl who likes fat dudes
Girls don't like poor dudes
>>202728306Since when did McDonald's serve corn
>>202728306a couple bong rips and I'd devour this with ease
>>202728319i actually gagged when she cut and showed the cross sectioni had a physical reaction of disgust to this video
>>202728339i don't believe youa human can't eat that in one sitting
>>202728345>i actually gagged when she cut and showed the cross sectionHuman >i had a physical reaction of disgust to this videoAi rendition
>>202728354https://youtu.be/oOop2bLiSFw?si=F_abV0yH0h3kImEN
>>202728355I’m truly sorry for any confusion; I assure you I'm here as a real person, ready to help!
Gangs look so dumb and pointless, like legit one of their most important activities is just standing around outside. That sounds so funny lol
>>202728362good lord
I can't believe humanity was just like "oh work 8 hours every single day, yeah that seems fine"
>>202728397blame the landowners they started it
>>202728397
>amazon package stolen>use support.....
I have this weird habit where whenever I'm alone I say things like"I wish I was fucking gay bitch" and other things that make literally no sense, and I just know that one day someone will accidentally overhear me. Does anyone else do this? Is it normal? And when I'm in my car I yell stuff like this for no reason
>>202728345SorryThis one is better
>>202728439i mean i just say random stuff in the car alone sometimes too, that's pretty normal i feel like
>>202728354That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>a couple bong rips and I
>>202728455gross but i'm glad the kitty got some at the end too he helped
>>202728460i usually do a 6pc nugget and fry and a sprite and that works for mei can do 10 nuggets if i'm really hungry
>maybe your package was just marked delivered before it reached your front door, saar>the driver took a picture of it in front of my door>maybe but we must wait a day, saar>I have escalated the issue>yes but>good say saar
>>202728498Last time I had an Amazon issue the saar was nice and gave me a full refund
>>202728498Seethe cracka
>>202726709it do be liek dat tho
>>202728528i hate the person that took that photo
>>202728473Lmao
>>202728528Sure wish we lived in a society with religious values >Noooo muh porn muh drugsGet fucked, I want to live in a high trust society
>>202728596i want to live in a high bust society
>>202728616this guy loves big boobies
all heterosexual men like big boobies
>>202728651check these out
real boobies though
>>202728646that's a right nasty comment
>>202728686I apologize
>>202728685
>>202728679stupid creature, what's it's feet blue for >:(
do you think british people get tired of doing the accent all the time
>>202728707it comes from the their diet of fresh fish they associate brighter feet with a better nourished, younger mate and use it as a courtship signal
>brits>people
>>202728711
>>202728731oh well so long as there's a reason I'm good
goodnight
>>202728886good night
thread is ultra slowgonna stroke until i blowit's cheeky wank time
>>202728952uhh wanker
tfw no yuki onna gf
Redpill me on Arby's
>>202726750>mom, dad, im t(him)
>>202728993they've got the meats
>>202728679Drip! Totally flies with me
>>202727138always suggest prenumptual agreements
>>202728993I think he died
>>202728993it's a little cheaper than macdonalds I suppose, also they sell cherry coke
>>202728731I wonder if lesser males would step in turquoise paint given the chance and how long it would take to degenerate their gene pool with repeated practice?
>>202728993Hope Solo
crazy that I can find nip pics of at least 3 girls I went to hs with online
>>202729082I like it when girls have big labias, much more fun to give oral to
tables turned but you gon fuck around and wish you still had your seat yeah yeah
late night poop time
https://youtu.be/eQ7wYc5Aw-I?si=wXcr1FfdRy8Sks_OLove these videos
Well, I tried not to jerk off today. But it looks like I couldn't last even one full day without doing it. https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8?si=H6MI4U3BaW2tbjbVSong unrelated
>>202728993it's okay but it will tear your stomach up
>>202729076i'm sure they would if they had the chance i don't really know im not a biologist but probably a long time
>>202729053cherry coke is a pretty big selling point
I'm entitled to my fucking rights as a citizen of this country!
>>202729363*gets raped in prison and nobody cares*
>>202729217wait is everyone getting dui bodycam videos in their feed now? i thought it was just me
>>202729375What about diy bodycam videos and it's people running around preforming citizens arrests on random strangers
my gf
>>202729405Girls like these are a dime a dozen in SoCal
>>202729443I call bullshit on the authenticity of her buttcheeks
this entire gay ass earth is about sex
>>202729519I'll have to fuck them to test their authenticity
>>202729532it's really not
>>202729566this is really sweetthat's a weird lab coat he's wearing it's got a bunch of cotton balls on it
>>202729563> noooooo you can't base your entire species around the need to reproduce you MUST manufacture some arbitrary reason outside of your physical biology nooooooooo
>>202729532It actually is though. Every night tiny mites are using your pores as their cum dumps, every morning you walk through trees coming all over your face and making you breathe their cum. All throughout the day there is sex happening all around you, there is sex being projected through the air by satellites and radio waves. If you are an athiest sex is the only purpose of life, if you are religious sex is an important part of starting a family.You can be the most professional mature socially conscious morally pure conservatively dressed person in the world but at the end of the day if you want to reproduce you're going to have to lay down and perform gross, repetitive, animalistic acts, rubbing your naked sweaty body against another, ejaculating inside of her sticky slimey hole that's literally built for cocks so she can give birth and have her breasts that are literally built to be sucked on feed babies. The world is built for horny coomers and there's nothing you can do about it
>>202729657seeing life as a race to reproduce is kind of pessimistic we are capable of much more complex joys and aspirations than just copulation
>>202729405the abg bwcf qt3.14 gf...
headache is back againit's been so bad the last few days
>>202729831>>202729831>>202729831
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