LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
Hi Britain paying highest electricity prices in the worldCost of power for industrial businesses now four times more expensive than in US
Diego + Graham Norton = magic
here we are thenthe lads
I wish I could save her (thatcher) in some sort of time machine
>>202753392how disappointed were you when you realised it was cringe shit?
Got pubes more than half the length of my flaccid willy which may not sound too mad but my flaccid willy is 6 inches
>Watches anime made for children>Complains that anime is for childrenFascinating stuff.
odds codeineevens booze dubs sobriety
the distance between being and nothingness is infinite>>202753441<1% chance of me being awake by then>>202753446phenomenal
>>202753446Wish my wife had a tummy
>>202753441recently found out graham norton was irish
>>202753454I think I watched it to the end. Couldn't tell you how it ended in any great detail albeit; I was fairly checked out by the time they went on to the Near and Mello shite.
>>202753439fuck all nuclearkilled off our own gas storage
>>202753446i'd ask if i can cummy on her tummy haha
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57gnrBqbVgA
>>202753463not defending anime but the target audience isn't just children. there is way too much coomer shit and mature themes to make that assertion just because it is drawn and animated doesnt make it for kids exclusively
>>202753463funniest thing is listing vikings and narcos as "adult" showslol, lmao evenat least sopranos is decent but 1/3 is a bad hit rate
>>202753408Gurren lagann and berserk are my favorite Japanese media>Also Gundam
got the dua lipa ongot the knobule out got the lube ready
Ultra bogged milf on Channel 4 news
A European man playing MinecraftTerraform a desert building a canal the size of Britain and cities bigger than FrancePaki playing MinecraftLives off wild pigs and his house has a grassy top
how do we stop this
>>202753469><1% chance of me being awake by thenDon't let us down Deegs this is the first episode of the series we've waited 6+ months for this (Anon who posts the BttF image at 10:30pm when he remembers to do so)
>>202753574scrmaering
bum is so so sore
the reason i dont watch anime? because the art puts me off, which is the definition of the genre not because i think it's for kids or some bullshit like that. the art is just goofy and autistic, and the behavior exhibited by the characters is off putting. the reason weebs are such socially awkward dorks is because they resonated with it
>>202753594like the hole or the buttocks
>>202753594soz mate got a bit carried away
Not a big anime fan but the only time I've ever cried when watching tv or a movie was when I watched a silent voice
>>202753591rly 6 months since last GN?wow>Anon who posts the BttF image at 10:30pm when he remembers to do sohaha that was a good meme
GASPING
>>202753585More immigrants
>>202753623dont care
>>202753613the hole the bloody pooey hole it wont never recover
>>202753653Wasn't talking to you.
I remember 15 years ago, Michael Jackson died on a Friday.That night, every single fucking thing on TV was MJ tribute, MJ tribute, MJ tribute.It was fucking amazing. Don't think you'll see anything like that again.Even queenberg's death was a lot more subdued.
>>202753632>>202753675
>>202753670mad how her lips go towards her bum hole
whats that wonderful smell?
>>202753670My face's burial site
damn i think i got the wrong twilight book
>>202753675advertising
*enters brip airspace*
anime is a medium of low lows but higher highsTV and movies are more consistent
>>202753670not to sound like a BENDER but a woman's genitalia/tits without seeing her face does absolutely nothing to my willardI need to see her face in order to be aroused
If Warhammer 40k was created to be a satire of fascism in the first place, how could we end up having many fans admiring many elements of the Imperium of Man, particularly Space Marines?
>>202753632The fools sip. Must’ve been asked a tough question
>>202753711Good post
>>202753720OI!
I remember when I liked British culture when I got a casset box with >Smith's>Queen>Class>Madness >British folk music>A bunch of anti thatcher songs Thank you guys for giving us such great things
Need to see more tummies
>>202753670I'd eat that like a three course meal, and ask for seconds
>>202753683Michael Jackson died on my high school "prom" night and the DJ decided to play nothing but michael jackson the entire night when he found out and ruined it.Everyone just left after about an hour to go to do their own thing.
Was Rommel a good guy among bad guys?
Mad how the only half-serious government we've had since 2007 is going to get upturned just because some pensioners can't budget properly
>>202753674how did that happen then
>>202753745Those are all shitYou have shit taste
Someone Jay post that fool
>>202753670would look nicer with jungle cum leaking from it desu
>202753770>116 results found.Just one part of his repertoire.Extreme. Mental. Illness.
>>202753795kill yourself
>>202753768guffawingrespect king nonce one of the most talented humans to ever exist for sure
>Someone Jay post that fool
>>202753783Ok david lammy Tell us again how we have to fight for ukraine because of slavery
>>202753745you'll set off the anti-Madness autists again
>>202753829ROARING
Behold, Aldus, who gave them to the Greeks,/now gives to the Latins letters carved/by the Daedalean hands of Francesco of Bologna
>>202753683Nowt that could compare nowadays, everything's too transient.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN>Peer gave Keir Starmer more clothes worth £16,000, declared as money for private office
>>202753788big dense rocky poo
>>202753783>half-seriousMight have held water until it came to light they were all taking bungs for all manner of shite.>£20,000 for a 'peaceful' space for my son to study for his GCSEscome off it man
Watching The Chase bloopers
>woman's genitalia/tits without seeing her face does absolutely nothing to my willard
>>202753845Madness is fun to listen I remember blasting their songs while drunk
>>202753857FREE GEAR KEIR
I don't think you're understanding the seriousness of the situation. They put my opinion next to Will Mackenzie! They made ME Will Mackenzie!
>>202753884
>>202753783can't think of anything they've done yet that could earn them the label 'half-serious'
might blogpost about a memory from my youth. Just need something to pop in my head
>>202753872
>the tories are going to become more right wing than Reform
>>202753916go with the first time you had a wank with your mates at a sleepover
The Inbetweeners was funny 15 years ago, sick of everyone treating it like the holy grail of comedy
the only law i recognise is the Twelve Tables
>>202753872much you recon big brad gets paid per episode?must be a mad rush telling some obese dinner lady how lucky she is to take home a portion of an £8,000 prize pot when you make millions a year off the same show. Pure Machiavellan ecstasy straight into your psychopathic veins.
>>202753883I have this issue
wake up wake up get my bread updumb yeah dumb ho shut up
>>202753783Boomers have been gifted everything on a platter, they actively vote against ANYTHING that benefits the younger generation, they pulled the ladder up from themselves but throw a tantrum when they don't get a Bennie. Honestly fuck them all
do you reckon bradders has a big willy?he has an aura of big dick energy about him so i reckon he has a decent lad on him desu
>>202753950wanked any buses, you bus wanker?
>>202753958>It was reported by the DailyMail that Bradley, 64, is on an eye-watering £25,000 a week wage by the network.
>>202753943never happened to me my leeed. I did used to beat my shit off in the changing rooms when we went to swimming lessons with school. I couldn't nut yet so my dick just started feeling sore and I would stop
anyone else famous for getting their cock out in the clubs?
Third poo of the day underway, making me late for my date.Bit of accidental poetry there for you lads.
>>202753990youre disabled
>>202753728for me its if they aren't visibly aroused or wet at all, whats the point of wanking to some womans dried up vaginoid hole
Conversations flowing smoother. Eye contact maintained more easily. Dressing better. Toil loves me. May actually make it after years of being NEET shut in
>Make a lovely fucking cans thread>Spaino loses it and posts his black worshipping fantasiesevery time. Never sees to amaze me, lads
It's actually embarrassing how cheap our politicians are.At least in America corruption is big, it's sexy, it's millions of dollars, it's yachts, it's real estate, it's insider tradingOver here you can buy the PM for a pair of glasses and a skirt for his wife.
>>202753768Why was everyone not dancing to the greatest pop tunes of all time?
>>202754033do you feel the same way about flaccid cocks?
>>202754018what's his name then pal?
Is the Smiths bad? Zoomies are discovering them again
>>202753997>Average payout per episode: £5,165>Brads paycheck for that week: £25,000Absolutely howling. Imagine what's going on his head when he's saying "yeah let's get you that money. It's a life changing amount"
mind that time Matt Hancock was caught cheating on his wife with that piece of office totty?she was fit to be fair, fair play the lad.
>>202754069Are you telling us you wank to erect penises?
hey tone you hear what i said? i asked "what's his name then pal", heh heh
watching lebron telling absurd lies compilation why does bro do this he has nothing to gain
>>202754089its an observation
>>202754125sometimes I do, ain't no big deal
>>202754174gay
Sorry but the average knight would beat a samurai and viking. Knight
>>202754149ain't the fella on the left a neo nazi or summat?lmao who's the bloody womanno idea what's happening here
>>202754097What makes you say that
I want:5 choons1 anthemand 2 hits
>>202754149the nazi gf, as it were
>>202754112struggling to imagine how much of a fucking melt you'd need to be to do that analysis.
>JUST IN - UK Government: "British nationals in Lebanon should leave now. You should take the next available flight."It's happening.
>>202753585ban ozempic
>>202754192feel sick looking at thishow can people eat so badly
>>202754068We wanted to have fun, sneakily drink vodka that someone brought and finger girls. Not stand in a room listening to some 50 year old tell us how sad he is before playing man in the mirror.
>>202754195i clear them all easily
What's in your YouTube reccies
>>202754201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLi2v-Gq-5A
>>202754193nah they're wearing dresses so it's straight
>>202754222bizarre>country getting borderline nuked>"o-oh, y-yeah maybe you should get out of there"salient analysis
>>202754222does that mean mia khalifa needs a room mate?
>>202753869I'm mutuals with this girl on X wtf
>>202754197no he's not a neo-nazi he's just an Israel-obsessed "sensible centrist" who wishes Germany won WW2
>>202754298is she from your country
Derby Square, 1906 and 2024Showing the unveiling of the Queen Victoria Monument, on this day 118 years ago - Sep 27th 1906
>>202753439country is genuinely genuinely fucked>no houses>no jobs>shit wages>rivers and oceans full of untreated shit and piss>toiling just to pay for the hotel stay and hot breakfast of some bloke who arrived on a boat 20 minutes ago
>>202754266ship sinking documentariesautismo plane things premier league history
>>202754316She's British, as am I
>>202754298I just saved a bunch of her pics because she's very fit
Swedish freak replying to my underwater bridge facts in the old. I'm autistic but not that autistic.
>>202754307Hmm must be a schizophrenic then, considering neo nazis hate Jews and Israel
when war kicks off i just want you guys to know i will be joining the iranian revolutionary guard. even if i can't fight with them i will be fighting for them in this country.
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>202754237The average knight duel>Swings swords at each other until they break>Start fighting each other with fists >Knight rips off man's balls>Tears out his eyes >Beats him into a pulpPeople used to be cool
>>202754348she's too good looking to be british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTWDzMjgsEY
>>202754329Literally just move somewhere else. I just bought a 3 bed house for 160k
I'm going pouring another drink.And listen, it's going to be a big one.A massive fucking drink. Massive.
>>202754363rasheed
Watashi wa star
get the fucking oil just stopped and get the rivers filled with toxic waste
>>202754351>nippers poking out>knickers on showcorrrr
>>202754391Konichiwa Star.
>>202753469Not going out tonight?
That new Ludwig show is outrageously good isn't it lads?
If I worked for KFC's marketing department I would suggest a "finna win a chicken dinner" campaign, where customers were given a chance to win a voucher for a free bargain bucket when they spend £10 or more on KFC. This would appeal to the blacks who eat there the most and would entice customers to spend more money in KFC as they would be excited about maybe winning a free meal.
just had a wank in memory of maggie smith. rip x
>>202754476no its meh
>>202754493she seems fun
why is he obsessed with james cleverly
every male i see arrested in a just stop oil protest looks like a cuck from a porno
Have they been housed?Are they being fed?Will they be wanked?
>>202754493Dream death
>>202754493
>>202754493sporting idea : naked female olympics
never goon
>>202754506listen, homealone lad, I like you. Always have. But don't go burning your bridges with the last cunt on /brit/ who will come to your defense with these shit opinions.
>>202754529I get the impression a significant number of the lads at these events are just there for the chance of copping a crumb of hairy activist poon.Fair play to them.
>>202754529
>>202753842fuck off back to /pol/ putinshill
>tell girls I am autistic on dating profiles>They say it doesn't matter or just say okI feel like I just destroyed my chances
>>202754575what color is the baton if i may ask? and what sort of man possess it?
>>202754586appreciat ethe like but i will always speak the truthand you aint the last cunt my g
>>202754592now that the dust has settled why did he do that
>>202754493AGGHHHHH I JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER YOU DIRTY BITCH
>>202754493I know the main focus is the pussy but her tits are lovely
SO FUCKING WHAThttps://youtu.be/-PA0q6Hg1sM?si=UuypU8W77NLutd_v
Alri lads LG xxBarratt homes innit
*plops my eye socket on Diego's chubby cheek* feels lush
>>202753869Yeah mate, do you think that Kier starmer handed over £20k for that flat? Is that genuinely what you imagine? I don't think you understand how declarations work
>>202754632hows that a problem? shes clean
>>202754649Great post. Can we please talk about deanos and new builds?
>>202754665Foul
there are unwanted snailsteins in aquariumberg
>>202754672what sort of activities do these men engage in
>>202754687nah need to talk about blacks and trannies a bit
>>202754529you watch cuck porn?
oh that webm of the naked woman being cringe has left me so forlorn tfw no gf
watching Ludwig it better be amazing
tell me about yourself anon
>>202753914Cutting winter fuel allowance for pensioners that have had the world handed to them on a plate and still demand more>>202753988Yeah fuck em
>>202754656No one's son needs to stay in a £20,000 airbnb to study for GCSEs man get a grip.
>>202754732your breasts are bugger than your head
>>202754635TUNE
so this is rorke
>>202754755diego what famous woman do you reckon is your looksmatch
>>202754732I'm 30 years old and I have neve touched a breast.
get yer rat oot
>>202754112>Anne Hegarty most likely to winGet innnnnnnnnn, she's always been my favourite
>>202754732Listen, love, I appreciate you've got zero standards and want me to pay for a quick shag but it's the pub and I'm busy having the pints so fuck off, yeah?
>>202754803youre bent as fuck
>>202754379Cool bro but I don't want to live in Birkenhead
>>202754793ask your mum
>>202754790not sure about any woman but adam pearson is maybe slightly worse looking than me
Ludwig the accursed has his own programme?
>>202753408what accent is this ?https://www.youtube.com/live/-YMO_B_iKDY?si=7aMCVKUIv4uGj57u
I like Darragh as a chaser. Jenny can seem a bit sharp and nippy at times. Darragh seems like a nice lad. The rest have aspergers syndrome.
I still don't get why posting the Lovely Fucking Cans thread and posting the Wife makes spaino automatically go straight to the belgium gimmickWhat the fuck is it about it that makes him do it, lads?
>>202754833>slightly you're saying you're basically deformed?
>>202754852lips would look nice wrapped around a purple headed dark python
When I feel shit about my hairline I remember that Tom Hiddleston was voted the sexiest man alive.
>>202754873writing fanfiction about other men shagging and finishing it off with 'mmhmm' is so gay mate
>>202754888as was Jude Law
So Eubank's son was cleared of raping that 16 year old. Found not guilty of anything. It was a very odd trial. The girl testified first saying she was stumbling drunk in the street didn't remember anything and then knew that she was raped by him. The defence said she was just upset about getting into trouble because he lost her iphone. Then they called two of the girl's friends witnesses who said after it happened the girl didn't seem that drunk and was in fact more worried about losing her iphone. Then Eubank testifies says she told him he was 16 and she said nah don't worry about it and then they shagged. Evidently the whole thing was on CCTV and didn't line up with what the girl said and the CPS still took it to court. She said he rushed her down there while she could barely walk, they were actually walking calmly together. Before they had sex she gave him oral. It's just odd all of this
>>202754749>house is swarmed by journos during a time of political upheaval with your father at the head of it>got important exams on the horizon>media buzz is distracting>father has a friend who has a flat you can stay in>stay in flat to studyso the story is a father did right by his son, how many years in prison should he face for that?
>>202754909nary a pixel
there's spice in the aireyes are stinging a little from it
>>202754888I'm bald
>>202754833be serious
>>202754905cor yeah forgot about him and his hairline
>>202754871You're spaino though. He's you.What's bizarre is that you managed to smuggle the canslad personality under the radar for so long. A personality based on a flag, an alcoholic irishman no less. You might as well have been posting under a French flag as Pierre the onion salesman who wears a black and white striped top and has a penchant for baguettes. Yet the 95IQ masses gobbled up the canslad character like it was a hot dinner.Not a single image of "the cans" posted in 3 fucking years.
>>202754948idk rhea perlman
>>202754929regardless wring posts fantasising about it is bentdo you think these men who are out shagging would be doing it? theyd think youre a weirdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwgjnKf8tuQ
>>202754860>accenta type of London accent
>>202754963>51He's looking old now, haven't seen him in anything for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvMY1uzSC1E
>>202754974does danny devito mog you thne or what
Looking back I definitely should have just tried to become a professional footballer
>>202755036banger
clapmeat
>>202754888>>202754905blud thinks hes Tom Hiddleston or Jude Law
>>202754999screme egg
>>202754999
>>202755023
>>202755058spiderweb tit tattoos are griiiiiim
>>202755058spiderweb tit tattoos are peng
>>202755058too far apart
>>202755070silly amount of jew ink on this one
>>202755023Would have to build a motorway through the middle of the Lake District. That road around the Cumbria coast is a bitch.
>>202755024here's his recents
>>202755097nah
>>202755058that chest tattoo is cool ngl the rest is abysmal
in /brit/ we still say penglike it's still twenty-fifteen
>>202755058could land a 747 between her tits
>>202755111Haven't heard of any of those
>>202755047nice house that, what's the problem with it?
cute female from television show
just remembered closer with jude law. good film that
>>202755116
>>202755139I don't say 'peng' because I'm not a wogified English man albeit
>>202755139Bringing back buff and butters
>>202755183what's it about lad
>>202755058Don't tits that far apart mean they're really saggy?
>>202755058congrats
>>202755159not some cringer who thinks typical australian products are great but vegemite clears marmite
>>202755226>>202755226>>202755226
just remembered that pope telly show with jude law. bit weird that was
>>202755245>>202755249dogshite early slop
Corr yeah! TWO early threads!
YEAH GIVE US ANOTHER ONE
>>202755216no point replying to me as i cant see your posts
>>202755177that's johnny sack's anorexic daughter from the sopranos
Both a bit early, janman won't like this
>>202755073>>202755110right so whats the issuewhat is the money going towards instead of that
>>202755236You might be right Never had Vegemite HOWEVER only two countries on the planet even braved this yeast extract experiment
>>202755356Umm you expect these migrants to pay for their own iphones and hotels or something you bigot?
delicious protein isolate
>>202755183I wouldn't mind being CLOSER with HIM!!! :crying: :crying: love to you and the kids XX
