María Alfonsina Edition
poo smells lmao
might start the cycle anew
dead gazan baby sex arse
>>202779562fucking SCREAMING
>>202779562wailing like a banshee who's beloved grandma just died at this
>>202779597Don't do it
guess I haven't shagged a native american but I have a brazilian so I'm counting thatNEED to shag a big batty african gyal bad
might get phd in /brit/ gimmicks
he was gay, gary cooper?
"the human body is the best picture of the human soul"
wish i could lick out kamala harris's fanny
>>202779624literally all me
>>202779615
nth for the holodem
>>202779632t. Aalewis
>>202779626prefer the one where the girl jumps fanny first on the camera
>>202779659later wittgenstein actually x
>>202779644>>202779658>>202779660tranny discord raid
time to get high
would like to get a dog, but i can barely take care of myselfif it weren't for my parents and grandma years ago, i'd be long gone
team to play st johnstoneschmeicheljohnston trusty scales taylorengels mcgregor hatatekuhn idah maeda
As Aryan Fashpilled National Socialists, we have to commend Israel on their fight against Islamist Bolshevism. HEIL!
>planting flowers and putting sheep on rural land is importantwell fuck me we should pay to get them sucked off too because their ancestors owned land, matter of fact we should give them more land give them ben nevis and pay them to put more fucking chickens on it. get the king sucked off too while we're at it
Copy that
What on earth is a "piss update"
grealish just got kicked in the dick
leftypol hates british farmers because they don't grow food that his pet pakis and negroes like
>>202779797
massaging maria's hairy legs
>>202779837???
heavily depressed every weekend because I don't have any toil to do
steamdeck downloading a lot of updates before i can have a cheeky play
>>202779857that's a fella
currently free on youtube moviesneo-noir kino
>>202779839british farmers are cunts apart from in scotland where you have the right to roam. they should all be put on trial for murder/theft which is likely what their ancestors did to get the land in the first place
>>202779871do you see a lot of blacks out and about in france or do they stay in darkie ghettos?
jack be nimble jack be quick jack burnt off his fucking dickOHHHHHHHH
Nasrallah has been killed
>>202779857Know a french-vietnamese girl with the exact same face>>202779910they stay in their containment zones but I live in the hasidic/lubavitch (jews in suits) neighbourhood so i'm an outlier
watching a noncehunter video where the nonce and his mum says he can't be a pedo because the police already confiscated his phone for noncing
>>202779894already got it on blu ray
>>202779894Thought are Kev had been cancelled?
>>202779926good
>>202779926Yahya Sinwar knows his days are numbered. Israelis not messing around
>>202779996Shalom
>>202779957Give us a link lad.
evens i go on my own to the morecombe matchodds i stay in my smelly bed
>>202780020
>>202779949why aren't you shagging her
The mouse is in the house (somebody should beat him)
this stadium looks handicapped
the CIA killed JFK
never gonna dance again
>>202780054I shagged her for a whole summers worth years ago she's engaged and her looks withered a bit now though
imagine being a right wing freakimagine being such an insecure barely closeted queer you can't even eat pizza without feeling emasculated lmaoooooo
>>202780076why
>>202779660fugg
>>202779990*boots both these cunts down the stairs*
>>202780076Or IsraelOr both
>202780088What is blud waffling about
>>202779660has this gotten its willer out yet
Virginity: A Positive Approach to Celibacy for the Sake of the Kingdom of Heavenby Raniero Cantalamessaessential brit reading
>>202780147a million times ye
>>202780087how old
190bbc
>>202780147yesa 5 incher
Was just thinking, anyone could sell you anything and you don't know if it's going to kill you now. Like I have my laptop in my lap. Is it going to blow my balls off? It could. My apple watch is on my wrist. Is my hand going to be blown off? If I put airpods into my ears, am I going to have some kind of brain explosion? It doesn't even have to be explosives. Some kind of poison or radioactive substance could do it. Like a poison in a wax capsule that's inside airpods and melts when they're in your ears. Or food that your enemies know you're going to eat. Niggas be stockpiling military rations, but where did those MRE meals come from? Imagine trying to fight a war like that.
>>202780179probably 32-33 now. lost her youthful elasticity
>Each module contains two toilets, two washing basins, and 80 bunks (with no mattresses) for more than 100 inmatesimagine the smell
might sell some of my dvds to musicmagpie for pennies
Virginity: My 40 Year Journey by Spencer Diego
>>202780222you the same?
Starting Strength toil overFailed 102.5kg squat 3x5 (did 3x4 instead)Failed 52.5kg OHP 3x5 (did 4,4,3,3,1 instead)Did 142.5kg Deadlift 3x5 (a new PR)Now scrantoil then walktoil (though between you and me I enjoy walktoil)
>hey rourke
>>202780282huh-huh-heyyy
>>202780259I'm a few years younger but considering I'm nowhere near showing any signs of balding and kept myself as lean as when I was 19 I'm good
Makes me seethe when someone replies to you and you don't reply back then someone replies to the person who replied to you with something stupid but doesn't make it clear they aren't you so you look like a stupid cunt#just/brit/things
love women, hate women
White men>I've got a huge cock it's 8 inchesLmao
what should I eat if I don't want to consume microplastics, unhealthy addititves/chemicals, and whatever else could be in food?
>>202780327you need to farmmaxget your own farmuse the shit from your own cowes to fertiliseetc
>>202780327berries
>>202779894Started watching it last night. Was an absolute load of shitWatched A History of Violence which was an even bigger load of shit
>>202780327
>>202780316190!! How's the niece?
>>202780316Thats huge yeah
>>202780327organic
at the butty shop the girl who made my sandwich had a ridiculously good arse.she was wearing that shapewear stuff, but it was still easily an 8.5+/10.should probably stress girl there, but she was at least 16 (i reckon)
>>202779926The little midget lad on instagram? mad
>>202780391does the uk have a space company
>>202778547Just Stop Oil is financed by the Getty family (oil barons)
>>202780255Catyank would have loved this post
>>202780366Blacked
>>202780435your mums boyfriend is
>>202780327Extremely cute that you think you have a choice
Just did a smelly fart while the missus is asleep next to me heee hee hee hoo hoo hoo
Crazy how evil Israel is.
Right likes she'd be a proper slag. She'd call you over in a hotel bar, half a bottle of vodka in, and sloppily flirt before inviting you up to he room, just so she could feel better about herself, that she's still attractive.
>>202780392imagine a west african whopper splitting her cheeks in two
need mousenonce to make an apperance on joe rogan, would be kino
>>202780327There's microplastic in the air and rain
>>202780408yea virgin galactic
>>202780271Mogs me, I had leg and back day today, was sweating so much I couldn't see.
>>202780482youre the ceo
>>202780408yh BAE Systems
>>202780469Corrrrrr….
>>202780511haha
>>202780484Nice one lad, still got it done
>>202780391Colonialism innit? We stole all their wealth and their gold sits in the Bank of England so they can't make rockets and shit. Still, they are coming over on boat because they want to be pilots and engineers. Their marketing course at Peckham College will help them contribute to our economy.
>>202780467This post is illegal
im 'cute'women have called me 'adorable'
>>202780469>>202780523bizarre
>>202780511KEK
>>202780468>increase build>reduce face size
SCREAMING
me when i go 3 days without gooning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRWxNtLQVIg
need a bollock busting gf
>>202780473>So you piss in the bottle and then.>Yeah you stupid parasite ferment it with bleach>...Bleach right, Jamie, pull that up... and the piss gets fermented into chlorine?>No it gets fermented into opium !!! >_<
>>202780573who are you talking about?
>>202780580Not into that but discovered recently that hitting my dick a bit makes it harder
>>202780588haha
>>202780588Wonder if you could make some kind of alcohol with diabetic's piss
>>202780588howling
Feel like all the Mallard stuff has flown right by me, anyone got a quick rundown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
>>202780602i am a horse yes
>>202780602>pedoFOY
genuinely curious to see what that specimen mousenonce looks like
>>202780621a mallard is a male duck
Hey I didn't get enough attention with boring forced meme can you please give me attention now? Thanks
esoteric mallard posting
>>202780621yeah
>>202780621anon take picture next to trainforget shop out reflectionfunny
shes 17 you muthafucking pedderfile
Mental how clothes look better when you have a better physique but pointing that out puts some of you into a mousenonce-tier schizo rage
>>202780634theres a low res image of him from his google profile pic, looks normal enough
>>202780692Devil is in the details
>>202780696
>>202780692the sunglasses hacker one or the freakish lipless smug smile one
I've got regrets.
>>202780687clothes look best when they fit you well, its easier to find well fitting clothes if you're not a fatty or a skeleton
>>202780687Everything is better the lower your bodyfat is. Face, the way your frame lets clothes sit, but also inside of your body, since the fatter people are the more foggy their brains are. Being fat is a poison and the rightful punishment for gluttony
get the bumhole twatted
>>202780696Just so you know, I work in Cheltenham at a very famous agency.
LadsHe missed the mark with immigration but I miss Blair
>>202780724It’s giving dark Divine feminine rise, Phoenix energy with a touch of classy maleficent I’m loving this look
>>202780738so you are gay
>>202780740Are you saying you work for GCHQ!!!!!!!!
Are you mad at me Mousey what's going on big guy
dying for some scran
>>202780758what the fuck do you know about Tony Blair? nothing. thats what. you dont remember shit from that era.
Absolutely vile farts have been escaping my ass all night Entire bed smells bad now
>>202780727arent we all
>>202780738Reminder you'll die from aids
Anyone who works in the following sectors is generally scum>insurance>recruitment>property>finance
an hour of browsing porn scenes to only take 30 seconds to stroke one out
>>202780855kek im in therewhat about legal? theyre annoying
>>202780838the gay porn demons have won this time
feeling a bit horny again. cant keep spending all my money on escorts.
>>202780900
>>202780947always wanted to go to some 3rd world country and knock up a woman and leave again
>>202780812I remember being happy
>>202780966ktim i have a kid in denmark
>>202780855I'm an insurance recruiter with a property portfolio. In my spare time I day trade
porn is run by jews, but boy do they have some awful business modelsthese jews must be the ones who only care about destroying the young minds of men, and thus societythe money grubbing ones all went into finance
pooing at the top of my lungs
>>202781003
>>202780970the last thing Africa needs is more aids-ridden spunk
>>202780758He was an evil man
>>202780971*gives dog prion disease*
>>202780996srs?
>>202781043fuck yeah bro*fist bumps you*
We heading to meltdown territory
>>202780996id feel bad to run out on a white child. i think if i knocked up an oriental or african or whatever i wouldnt be that bothered. the baby wouldnt look like me anyway, it wouldnt really be mine. but a baby thats got my blue eyes? for me id have to stick around
don't enjoy when mousenonce pretends to be a shagger lol it creeps me out
>>202780972You can be happy with us!We should all be kinder to each other to stop us holding on to people who were NOT FRENS
>>202781068Yeah the whole ordeal, us being engaged with a kid on the way was here but then i ran off after realizing I couldn't waste my life away like this
>>202781120blimey, you ever still speak to her/see the kid?
Expelling faeces and gas from my ass
>>202781119Uh oh melty
>>202781119Oh shi-
>nothing else from me about thisCue 10 hours of spam about it
mousebussy
>>202781151i ran off then she ran off to denmark to be closer to her family i meantwe decided on a no contact policy but she updates me on my daughter, sends pictures. She's well off financially so she never asked for anything
you know what the midwest is?
>>202781214Swindon?
Fascist Israel wins
young lass who works at mcdonalds has a giant arse
>>202781228shut up mousenonce you racist little ghoul
>>202781239define fascism
Mad he topped himselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r8suFmGc90
Mousey meltey
>>202781272>is she a manager >if so then she fucks people in the toiletsbizarre
>>202781263looks like a FTM
>>202781263looks like an ftm tranny
>>202781166I quite like spaino :)
>toby tantrum>mousenonce melty>ratpaedo rage
>>202781332roar
Remember 2003 ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspoI was 8. Did nothing all day but play outside, and playstation and lego with my mates after school
i love saturdays lads i wish every day could be saturday I'm so relaxed right now
>>202781341I was but a sperm in my dads bollocks in 2003
>>202781210fair enough mate
Diego was amazing yesterday
>>202781341What do you do with your life now?
>A police officer has been dismissed after a misconduct panel found he assaulted a child by spanking her bare bottom on numerous occasions.>The misconduct hearing panel, led by an independent chair, examined allegations that between April 2018 and August 2018 PC Benson administered spankings to a girl, while she was aged between 12-13 years old, and there was a sexual element to them
>>202781341I was 2 years old
>>202781373Melty melty
>>202781341bro never recovered from the columbia disaster *skull*
>>202781370Stuck in a job I hate in a rented flat I can't really afford in a city I don't want to be in. Also my dad's dead
you can grow concrete
>>202781389Corr imagine getting a stumpjob from her
>>202781413https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
any of your mates more autistic than you?
Genuinely feel like I'm reading a different thread sometimes, all this shit about 'spaino' and 'mousey' I have no idea who these people are or how people seem to identify their posts so regularly. Bizarre microcosm of /brit/
>Child killers chopped and beat my son to death while he screamed 'Daddy help me'
When did you realise Greater Israel is going to happen
>>202781411Oh well. Worst things happen at sea!
>>202781453too autistic for mates
Toby is out there shagging left right and center meanwhile I’m still a virgin wanking to Chinese toilet spy cam videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
>>202781449youre mentally illand youve never had a job
>>202781485Ewwwwwwwuuughhhhh you’re bent
>>202781458it's one literal schizo melting down constantly about someone who hasn't posted here in like three months at this point
>>202781509so?being gay is enlightened behaviour
>>202781543Bender bender sex offender
>>202781485uwu >.<
>>202781554noooooooooo
>>202781543Getting big fash vibes from this post.
>>202781186Thought you haven't posted here in months
>>202781553Are you 12?
>>202781567he doesn't even post here anymore you utter schizo
my empire of piss
>>202781567spaino has mindbroken you AND desperate to fit in canadianthe two of you are utterly mindbroken
started thinking about that lad's reflection on the train and couldn't stop chuckling
Spaino's not posted here for ages unfortunately :/ wish he comes back though /Brit/ just is NOT the same without him!
>>202781649poo arse
The Scotch aren't sending their best
Scheduled a wank for this afternoon but I don't want it interfering into my gaming hours too much. You lads know how much I love my gaming hours.
>>202781649you probably literally have parasites on your cock you filthy wasteman
I'll check back later when the namefags are having their nap
>>202781706change your nappy shit bum
*bounces my ideas off you*
>>202781711>>202781711>>202781711
>>202781424Thats what people dont understand about concrete. It absorbs matter to expand.
>>202781693touch grass you wanker
