HEEM edition
poo smells lmfaooo
>>202829915
Need to sort my social life out me x
parents have somewhat of a hoarding problemcan't stand living in this cluttered shithole of a house any longer but can't afford to rent my own placesad
a question every government needs to ask themselves. at what stage of climate collapse do we start to reorient supermarket /food production industry toward manufacturing strictly MREs and meal replacement powder.
>>202829915>>202829933Spain vpn paedophile
>>202829949get a job
Reading Hume.
HAMMONDMAYCLARKSONBREXITTITSFOOTBALLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>202829961spainwog IS poo smells trannyalso nice try, vpn on nappy
>>202829915How does he do it ladsevery time
Hi rio do u need picking up in the morning pal?
'ate me own self
>>202829949Only piece of old useless shit they're concerned with getting out the house is you
>>202829965i have a job and outearn my mum and stepmum but the housing market is absolutely fucked here
>>202830005Mr Bean. Funny
>>202830039rent then
>>202830039Don't care it's your fault. It's always the child's fault. Do more you lazy sack of shite.
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
>>202829703Almost all 2006 babies can post here now
do i actually like the stuff i wank over or has porn taught me to like it?
*enters the thread*
Wayne Rooney | Mongiest Tweets | 2008-2015 | HD | Highlights
>>202830033
>>202829988Your meds retard
rorke not happy about thishttps://x.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1839638834939584774
SM has frozen to death in his flat. F in the chat boys
Timmies who go to Asia for women are such pathetic incelsThey should be reverse Genghismaxxing and just impregnating as many yellow women as they can, bleaching them rawInstead they find one ugly bucktooth bug and marry them. LOL.
>>202830150you've been done
>>202830033>>202830136SCREAMING
>>202829983moggs me
need her
>>202830125>>>/sp/mongthreadfornormaltards
thread claimed for toby gang
>>202830161seems fair
>>202830033screaming if this is the same mong complaining about his mong beforesent flying around the world, landed in this thread, only to get catapulted off again
>>202830082Silence hole
need nneeeeedd NEED to touch all your willies
do you sieve your flower?
Socially unusual enough to be labelled a weirdo, not weirdo enough to be mentally ill. Blessing or a curse? I don't know
British parents see kicking their children out as soon as possible to go live in the takeaway shop next to mahmood's grooming gang the peak of success
>>202830225Zased
https://youtu.be/ZfL6Avezxfo?feature=shared&t=84hardest bar of 2024?
>>202830205absolute state of the virgin freaks who make these sorts of things
>>202827478yeahhttps://www.reddit.com/r/RubberSissies/
>>202830033oh yeah mock a man who is a victim of the housing crisis twat
>>202830205>moist in the banter room??wut
Ruby mong now in the /sp/ threadhoping we can get our worst and dullest to stay over there
>>202830260Blame maggie thatcher innit
Yeh i'm a B.I.G boyBlackIrishGay
hands are rly cold ;_;
>>202830314
>>202830290>the /sp/ threadLike how you say this like we're meant to know.Just fuck off and die please.
>>202830033felt extremely depressed today after another failed relationship but seeing this runt sent flying to the Kuiper Belt has turned my frown upside down:)
>>202830349L post
Post of the Thread
carys has a new video out. this is not a drillWALES, UNI AND MID WOMEN in that order
>>202830290forgot about ruby poster, out of sight out of mind i guess
>>202830161if he had been one of them, he'd have gotten a flat no questions asked
>>202830392
werner is so bloody shite
>>202830260Reckon everyone born between 1945-1970 is to blame. Except for the based few like Nick Griffin.
tough luck pal
lads i shagged my mates ex last night
>>202830341if you post in /brit/ and aren't aware of the footie then you need to head back to >>>/r9k/ for a bit longer because you've clearly not done enough homework on how to be a normie
>>202830349What happened lad
rangedogs will bootyblast both these shitters
>>202830443what colour was her arsehole?
>>202830447Projection
What do we think of Calvinism. What do we think of Mr Knox
>>202830443How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>202830472dull pink
CUT MY COCK INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>202830516the trans anthem. beautiful
>>202830482aha yeah, sure thing pale *pushes you out the thread towards /britfeel/ and gives the rest of the thread a look*
Nick Griffin was and is based.
>>202830512>>202830478adams getting bored again i see
>>202830392Doggies eating doggie dumplings
going to hand in my resignation notice this week, sick to bastard death of working 5 days. it's getting ridiculous now. going to find a part time job.
>>202830508not sure if i should message him or not, he broke up with her 3 years ago so i think it would be making a bigger deal out of it
now i've got a brand new combine harvest i'll give you the keycome on now lets get together and suck a BBC
imagine having a mid indian woman like this in your life eating samosas every day visiting her parents in Hillingdontaking trips to Darjeeling with the family
>manure
>>202830447not into the footie more of an aquatic acrobatic man
>>202830565shes mid for western standards probably a 10 in india lol
The first step out is to become disgusted with how far you've dug yourself in. Use that potent negative energy to slingshot out. Commit that it will never happen again. Deeply realise what you don't want and you will discover what you want. Find your why. Hold onto it. Live with intention. Filter all thoughts, advice, opinions, and emotions through your vision. Channel the entirety of your life into it. Start completely new. Clear your calendar. Fill your time with learning, building and experiencing as much as possible. Try everything until you find the one thing you can't pull yourself away from. then, do it all over again, because you'll get lost, and that's okay.
>>202830548lazy dosser twat
>>202830565I'd eat her samosa if you catch my drift
>>202830548i quit my job in june and have been jobless sincehad 2 interviews that i just didn't bother going to lolliving on savingsmy life's a pisstake
So how do I actually get into the footy then if I don't support a team? That's the appeal isn't it, seeing the team you support win?
>>202830566Nobody cares adam
>>202830552always find it's best not to admit to anything that might make you look bad and instead keep it to yourself until you die
>>202830565Indian women are pudgy.
thinking about pooey arses
>>202830587posting this on facebook ta x
>>202830597choose a team and support them
>>202830448She got overwhelmed by her own lust towards me and got confused I suppose.
>>202830615Same
>>202830624I don't think that's how it works
>>202830606phwoar
>>202830601football is probably the single most popular thing in the history of human civilisation
>>202830587getting this tatted on my neck
Performing an old spafford
>>202830615
>>202830565Pajeetas are tagged as latinas in porn videos for some reasonReckon its american racism to indians
>>202830615mihai would have loved this post
Imagine defending boomer parents who vote for mass migration
>>202830594i've got loads of savings, i'm 26 so contemplating whether to just not work for the rest of my 20s and live it up. only problem is will be time to marry gfberg by the time im 30
>>202830647of course it is
been pooing too hard recently - lot of blood in my poo. not going to the gp or hospital YET, but if this keeps up for another week or two I might just because having blood come out my rectum AT ALL is quite unideal
>>202830653That would be your mums vag
>>202830666christ he really went from a 9 to a 4
>>202830653
>>202830601>anyone posting about football is spainowhat level of mindbroken is this
EDINBURGHDINBURGH
>even fucking Solanke scored
>>202830677Lil boomies dindu nuffin !!
>>202830604he'll find out anyway though, i can chat to him about it in person maybe. just feels like im making a thing of it if i ping him
>>202830678Going into your 30s with no savings is extremely wise
>>202830706Loool hes rumbled you cunt
the tamil tryst
>>202830706Ah yes coincidentally the only mong who ever posts about footy is the mentally ill liverpool fan who spams mid ewhores and trannies every day of his sad life.>>202830715Adam
>>202830748?
It's amusing how blacks and browns whose food looks like literal poo insult British cuisine.
>>202830540you either are spainnonce yourself or you're genuinely mindraped by him
>>202830669I often find it's the other way around
>>202830764loads of people talk about football when its onwhat the fuck are you talking abouti was talking to somebody about hibs earlier
some of the guest female stars in original star trek with their tummies out are so FIT
>>>/lgbt/37420944this threads got my wank sorted
Indian women bloat up horrendously past 25.
>>202830774Indian food is peng tbfas is carribean
there's a reason walk and wank are spelled so similar
Adam being so invested in this football rubbish speaks volumes about the general rabble and losers who follow it.
i have arse covid
>>202830764you’re unwell lad
>>202830813Cause they live off carbs
>>202830802
>>202830259what test is that?
spainchad lives in your heads rent free lool
The only person who gets irrationally angry about getting called spainnonce is Adam. He responds to it like clockwork. Normal people just ignore it.
>>202830858 https://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
planetsidetoil for me
>>202830879>hasn’t posted here for months>talked about in every threadgenuinely impressive
>>202830852tried clicking this to make it play lol
>>202830795Yeh you and the one other demented irish zoomer who loves talking about the IRA liberating britain.Dont even belong here.
>Adamodd nickname for a confirmed paki
pozzed with the old monkey pox. now to pass it on
>>202830894put a sock in it spaedo
>>202830850Very true, vegetarianism is awful.
>>202830913you're mentally ill
>>202830894no believe it or not some posters aren't content with low iq schizos running this place
>>202830879>>202830901You really nailed this samefag adam, great stuff mate.Much more interesting when youre spamming your crap gimmicks though.
having a grim kfc shit what the hell do they put in that slop
>>202830894True. And always the same low quality catchphrase replies like the "shut up nigga" and "?" and "y-youre mentall ill!"
lads I had a wank to BNWO porn again......
>>202830981SNEED oils
any gene l. coon men in?
>>202830956The ol spaino 1-2 as it were. Drop a post on the iPhone then reply quickly on the PC to make it look like two posters
>>202829945Gfrcrr ft t
Rorke, Rorke, Rorke, Rorke... you're glib.
>>202830981corrrrr my kind of bargain bucket
>>202830956>>202831026same cunt
>>202830996Flag on cloggy
>>202830956Spaino has utterly mindraped you mate lmfao look at the state of you
>>202831029facts actually. nothing but the truth mate
Mad how the fascist idol was a vegetarian drug addict.
Dishy Rishi
>>202831026Sad thing is he lines up his multiple iphones on his smelly childhood bedroom floor for this. Its his daily routine, almost like a job.Genuinely just demented behaviour. There are insects that act more sentient.
William Brown Street, 1900s and 2024
>>202831074commiemong are you terran republic, vanu scum or new conglomerate?
threads with namefags and people discussing them are unfunny, mean spirited and boringthreads without them or mention of them are hilarious, jovial and interesting
>>202831085melty
>>202831086walked past there today xx
>>202831103It was good last night when all the toilfreaks were asleep
*enters thread**BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTFFFFFF*
>>202830565isn't that mia khalifa?
>>202831129ah yes toilfreaks asleep for a sunday
>>202831103half of every single thread nowadays is boring spastics talking about some persona nobody gives two shits about >mihai!! haha diego!! yayy spainpaki!!just fuck off? have sex or something WTF i'm here to have a chat with the lads
might be an early bed for me
>>202831170good post
>>202831086Soul
>>202831170Spainpaki melty
watched that Shot Caller movie that gets memed on /tv/, it's actually pretty goodalso I'm the one with the keys to this general. Don't forget homie.
>>202831193Dire simp meme
>>202831170Loool he has really got under your skin Adam
>>202831187Mumstein waking me up with bacon haha
>>202831216Starred Up is also pretty decent if you want to check it out
>>202831131Would LOVE to tonguepunch her fartbox
>>202831216You're not verified.
>>202831170Genuinely dont think anyone has mentioned anyone other than spaincancer, goes to show how much of an unrelenting plague he is.
>>202830678>gfyou sound like you have a shot at an actual future so i wouldn't be so quick to just fuck it and stop workingi'm at least secure in the knowledge that i'm gonna die as a virgin freak so i no longer give an arse about working towards a future
>>202831279is she back on ig?
>>202831268Will do>>202831272Is there a problem here?
>>202831216>memed It’s one guy. You fell for a forced meme
>>202831303dont reply to me again timmy
>>202831265>>202831211you will never be a canon /brit/ persona you sad pathetic incel lmaonobody even thinks about you that's why you spend all day making sockpuppet posts to play dollhouse as if everyone is talking about you. just kill yourself lad
>>202831328Spaedo false flag melty
>>>/pol/483224116
>>202831170this/brit/ was founded by shaggers for shaggers so we can share stories, engage in witty banter, just have a general chat about things young British lads enjoy such as crisps, slags, pints, footy, runey, etc.
https://youtu.be/FigIAAYHoW8?KINO
>>202831315Yeah but it was a great movie so it was worth it.
>>202831328You're legitimately angry lol.
>>202831321i just did, now what lil timmy?
any time man u lose the broadcaster acts like they're showing the queens funeral again why is the coverage exclusively man u's dire league form and not spurs winning ???every single one of they cunts has man u stocks and shares
>>202831342>>202831355He's utterly done you. This website is your entire life and even here, an anonymous imageboard, you get bullied and rejected - just like in school. LOL!
>>202831364nun you could do silly white boy x
>>202831384haha still mad asl LOL dun worry about it peckerwood x
>>202831307Iron up.
>>202831412Fucking ay man.
ohhh boyo he's been sent flying. sad twat is loading up the belgium vpn right now to spend the whole night angrily spamming from his childhood bedroom.
>>202831345Thisincel freaks can post their stories of being freaks so we can laugh at them, otherwise go wallow in /britfeel//brit/ is a proud shaggers general
>>202831343:/
>>202831345I hear Vito Spatafore's getting a 95-pound dildo taken off his ass
>>202831303Tiny wog cock
Remember how much Sekiro filtered Soulsfags
mad that
>>202831473yeah it sucks to be you LOL
>>202831328FOMYEG
>>202831489as I recall, it filtered them until they 'got it', after which time it was hailed as the best combat system ever
>>202831409dont meltdown LOL
>>202831450Spamming/floodingfuck off incel
>>202831446yeah nice one spainpaki
>>202831510>replying 3 timesomdzzzzz
Already on meltdown now the footy is over.
>>202831216mental how quickly he becomes a neo nazi murderer he's been in for about a week lol
>>202831492Shagged her round the back of tesco
corr now that's a day out
>>202831552
do you pray to jesus christ or do you pray to god?
Are YOU on Team #RapeTheDisabled?
always said /birt/ is lot like a prison
>>202831529The things spainnonce is obsessed with spamming speaks volumea about his psyche
the cronem are active
>>202831557I don't think we was murdering in the first week. The balloon up his bum was first week but bear in mind his initial sentence was over 2 years. Anyway he had to put in that work. There's no free rides in there.
>>202831516>the best combat system everFact check true
>>202831531do you really think spainnonce would put that much effort in?i'm amazed anyone could possibly think my silly gimmick is him
>>202831612you aint LOL
>>202831446roariong
>>202831611He should be dissected and studied by a team of top anthropologists before being incinerated in a giant oven
>>202831092Never played Planetside 2
>>202831131>an attractive woman? boy i can't wait to smell her shit!fucking zoomers
>>202831650it's not that deep bruhno idea why you freaks give him so much credit as this mastermind schizo he's just a regular troll who has successfully played into the idea that he's here 24/7, giving it legitimacy
>>202831650Would pay to see that without anaesthetics used while hes still alive
>>202831650there's nothing to study it's just adipose tissue lol
mmhmm dreadhead goon walking outside katydem as well...
>>202831246sex
>>202831633me thinks the paki doth protest too much
>>202831684>who has successfully played into the idea that he's here 24/7, giving it legitimacyThey'll never understand this lol
>>202831687fannyschmelar.webm
>>202831684we don't, he really does spend 24/7 on here and most of the posts talking about him nowadays are just him talking to himself because he wants to feel like a "famous person" on a niche corner of the internet
>>202831695>you said you're not him so you're himyou are mentally ill
Year 9 PE
Robert Peston sex arse
heatherschizo is a cancer on /brip/
Dtfic melty
>>202831727there are ten times as many webms of ukrainians being sent flying thoughever
>has successfully played into the idea that he's here 24/7,Ah yes the friendless obese cuck actually has mates on discord who take time out of their day to spam gimmicks for him and pretend to be him every single dayYeh that just happens
i am spainlard's historic arch nemesis. he used to basically stalk me during the days of reddit-flagging
>>202831735nopeyou are just the latest victim of his mindrapinggo on, tell me i'm himthats all you have in your locker
>>202831727aaaand back to your shitskin /pol/ containment thread you go now
>>202831790i pretend to be him sometimes because its easy (you)s and winds all the right schizos up
>>202831791
TEN HAG SACKED
>>202831735FOMYEG
arse absolutely stinks of poo not sure why
>>202831793nah he samefags all the time and he's such a pathetic loser it's really not beneath him to do this all day every day (which he does)
just wondering why the online vape vendor sent me one pineapple sours and two tropical pineapple (essentially the exact same thing) flavoured 15k puff vapes when i ordered blueberry raspberry, raspberry cola and a single pineapple soursnot going to enjoy these by the third or fourth week am istupid paki CUNTSSSSSSSS
>>202831814no you don't, be quiet incel
>>202831853just headcanon at this pointno proof or anything
Imagine if every second or third post wasnt his.Spamming the thread until he dies
>>202831871don't need proof it's not that deep really. you sound arsemad is he your boyfriend or something
Romonkey btfo
>>202831814You actually wish mate. You reached the point you pretend other people are "in on it". You literally pretend you are someone else pretending to be you.How fucking mentally ill can you be to act like that
>[Deleted]that's that paki done then
>>202831924>you're spaino pretending to be an anon who is pretending to be spainoyou need serious help mate
>>202831941You literally have a disability carer mate you're not one to talk
Into the Spainoverse
>>202831957
fiddle dee doofiddle dee dee
>>202831957is that right aye
>>202831957that's him fucking done thenhe'll be up til 6AM on a melty now
>>202831957>>202831984>literally 30 seconds apartNice one Spaki, got the 4chan pass on I see
Might move to China.
>>202831861love a fruity vape me. dont buy them though because its very runty, probably bad for you, and generally a silly habit to get into though. just the occasional indulgence for me
>>202831941How badly did you manage to mindrape yourself adam... jesus
>>202832049FOSYEF
>>202832022yeah well i'm a mong who's addicted to the 'tine ent ii love me fruity too. love a pineapple falvoured vape. could even say they're my favouritebut 45k puffsworth? with no other flavours in betweentake the piss
>>202832015>Spakiscreaming
>>202832015ahh yes doing that thing where you call yourself the insults we use against you that make you upset
>Spaki
>>202832049>>202832086ukraine lost
>>202832085>>202832096oh god he'll be using that for months now
Dark Souls 3 > 1 > 2
>>202832089I literally just invented the term SpakiLie on
Everyone here in Spaino
costco chicken pot pie, in the ovenfeast in approx, 1.5 hours
Spakiiiiiiii
>>202832124i've been calling him spainpaki for ages, reckon it proper winds him up since he's a paki
>>202832165>>202832165>>202832165
>>202832154Spainpaki isn't Spaki is it
>>202832122correct
Just tried chocolate sprinkles on a piece of buttered white bread, and I called it Hagelslag, and it was not even badIn fact it was way better than the cakes every /brit/ can have in places like Costa, Starbucks, small artisan bakeries and cafeterias
