maggie the cat edition
When I drive to McDonalds I don't use the drive-through; I park up, go inside and use the self-service terminals then once I have my meal I return to my car and eat it there.
>>202856496why's that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuEcC0UdBwI love this episode
i don't want to work, i just want to fade into the earth and become a stone
the frogposter is too boring and dull to think of anywhere interesting to drive to gee what a surprise
>>202856496Not been to McDonalds since theyve had those.
Leftypol waiting patiently for all his troon mates to move on from the shark toys in Ikea
>You should go to the Rudston MonolithFFS...
on a driving ban 4 months left
>>202856511I feel too much pressure waiting at the window in my car. Too much pressure from the people behind me.
mad how mum's addicted to endlessly scrolling through youtube in her free time when such a thing would've been inconceivable when she was my age, wonder what technological trappings await me when i'm a boomer
>>202856528OI
drive-through is idioticjust going in is almost always faster
>>202856496I park up, order on the app on my phone, collect it and then go back to my car to eat.I don't understand how the drive through code thing works for collecting so I never do it.
Why do Brits love Twitter screencaps so much? Twitter hasn't even been relevant since like 2010
>>202856538doing 80 in a 30 zone were you
lower tummys a rumblin'
>>202856555I've got one word for you, Anon: Teledildonics
>>202856566120 in a 70
>>202856496Eating McDonald's is runtish enough but being so lazy that you pick it up and eat it in your car like an animal or drive home and have it lukewarm it's beyond the pale
horny to the point that my bollocks are aching
wonder how many other countries need to pay council taxthat even if they own their homes they also need to pay for the privilege of having your home on council landreckon we're just a country of mugs willing to pay for nonsense like that
poospaff
>>202856537Theres still time
>>202856626Americans have to pay for just owning a home. Council tax is a much better system compared to their property tax since it's only if you live in the house.
katy at the office rn
PhilosophicatMorgoth's ReviewEd DuttonJordan PetersonAcademic AgentIn that order.
>>202856607Don’t you feel a bit like a cunt putting peoples lives at risk for no reason?
accidentally liked a tranny on hinge and now >she's messaged me and I feel bad for ignoring >her
>>202856653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wvnJ22V1Q
>>202856613>I'm a big man because I eat my McDonalds on the greasy table at a slightly higher temperatureright you are mate
Verification! Mental Health of Men Who Cannot Get Marriedhttps://www.carenet.com/news/general/carenet/32758∙ 1,059 never-married men and 1,066 married men aged 30-40 completed the survey.∙ Unmarried men were economically disadvantaged and less educated than married men.After adjusting for age, education, and income, never-married men were significantly more likely than married men to have lower self-esteem scores, higher depression scores, higher aggression scores, and were more likely to have suicidal thoughts and feelings.
>>2028566742 in the morning on an empty dual carriageway hardly endangering anyone isit
>>202856701I'm a big man because I don't eat McDonald's in the first place
>>202856674Got a Chinesy dating app and i match with people and never reply to anyone. Just like to autistically swipe sometimes
playing civ 6
>>202856626Could be worse, could be in a yank-style HOA
Would honestly rather starve than eat alone inside a McDonalds. Imagine how grim you would look sat by yourself at one of their grotty little tables with your 4 double cheeseburgers.
eating a tropical pineapple freddo
>>202856735yeah agreed, well noted lad
>>202856734He fucked his sisters white pussy after that
https://youtu.be/UR2RXo8VN5A
>>202856718>lonely men are sad and want to dieWow, great study. Science is truly making great discoveries
you have depressionyou need 6 sessions of online cognitive behavioural therapy and a prescription for daily SSRI medication. Once you do these things your depression will be cured and you will be ready to resume full-time miniumum wage employment for the next 40 years
>>202856719You’re hard!
>>202856805
Never had a speeding ticket but had a letter once telling me I was going 30 in a 20 in a village and was caught by a load of old neighbourhood codgers with a camera. It was 60mph straight down to 20mph.
>>202856626my council became independent from the nearest city last year and my rates went up $100 because of it
>>202856734there was a sikh at my school and another lad once ripped his turban off
need a shag need a shag need a shag AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
r wi cid hide aider uder der is o
>>202856805And how much will this cost me Dr Steinberg?
>>202856850all free on the NHS de lad(because it does fuck all)
>>202856735shit needs to be outlawed it's ridiculous
>>202856805SSRIs don't work on men because we don't have periods for the side-effects to suppresszero direct improvement to mood, just kills women's cycle so they become significantly more emotionally stable than a placebo
>>202856805thank you doc now I qualify for enhanced neetbux
>>202856850The company pays for it they care about you! Of course it will mean reduced wages but whats that compared to your mental health x
>>202856843i need never gets
can clearly tell that poster has never tried to wank on SSRIs
it’s called being a baller, you wouldn’t get it
>>202856888
>>202856916I WILL get a shag I WILL
>>202856923Wouldn't that make them all sticky and taste of cum? Why would you do that?
>>202856950mine's got -1000
>>202856918Do it all the time by accident my car is a bit of a beast
>>202856843>>202856916would you drive a tranny to ikea and awkwardly carry their shark while they shop for clothes for a shag?
>>202856805I have agoraphobia and a panic disorder and have never touched a drug apart from beta blockers to help with it.
>>202856918thats not that fast, probably see a retard doing near that every time i get on the highway. the real retardation starts at 200km/h. once had someone speed past me on the highway I was doing 100km/h so this guy was going easily 200km/h. i was changing lanes into his path, just a split second more and i would've been in a catastrophic wreck. another reason i fucking hate driving cause of fucks like that
>>202856111>Mad that millenials have been able to vote for over 10years now and they still just vote for the same 2 partiesObviously not true, some voted for UKIP and Reform and others voted for Lib Dem, Green, SNP, etc.But our first past the post system encourages tactical voting so then you have people who might vote Green instead voting Labour because Labour is the best chance to oust the Tory from their areaIf you don't like the 2-party system then I guess we need proportional representation
mumsy says I need to go back to the doctor so I said yeah good idea mumsy maybe this time will be different to the last 5 times I went then she became tearful and left the room
>>202856888utter nonsenseall they do for anyone is get them hopped up on a constant stream of too much serotoninin terms of "curing" depression it might as well be a placebo in people who consider themselves cured
We used to get told these people were Nazis
rorke shaking with rage
>>202856998shag doesn't count if the woman doesn't have a BioCunt
>>202856998I don't think I would do that even under duress
>>202857045Always thought it was ironic how badly rightoids want to burn coal
>>202857012also i take that back 160km/h is fast dont fucking do it
>>202857044got my vote
sometimes, the elements can be your ally
>>202857069
What if there was a politician who just came out and said "I literally don't give a shit about ukraine/russia or palestine/israel. I'm just going to focus on Britain and the British people above all else".Reckon people would go mad for it
new creps
>>202856994What do you drive?
>>202856959that's because it's much easier to get a woman to say yes to a doctor"you're doing better now aren't you?" "yes"doctors browbeat and coerce women habitually
>>202857069end of an era
>>202857045wait NO
Drove to my mum's during the first lockdown on the A11 and the roads were completely empty. The only cars out were twats driving BMWs at 100mph and police to pull them over.
>>202857107>Russians call the ATM a "bankomat"No wonder nobody takes them seriously
>>202857110?>>202857144Too bad you don't have loads of nuclear like Ontario
>>202857069still one of the biggest points of political debate here ffs
>>202857150hope they pulled you over as well as there was to be no mixing between household bubbles at that time
>>202857016But i thought it was "gammon" boomers that voted for reform and ukip not young smart millenials. Are you saying people didnt vote for these parties before? Lib dems were a much bigger party in the 80s and 90s until millenials. Tacticsl voting is retarded and anyone who does that is a fool
did 108mph once in my old megane
>you should go to the monolith in york
Did 85mph once. Fastest my gay little car can go.
>>202857194wish I were you
>>202857036>>202857139yeah it's a placebo in men but in women having a suppressed period is equivalent to anti-psychoticsendometriosis is an entire biological disorder in women that follows the same principle in the opposite direction, stronger periods = crazier bitchso it follows that side-effect suppressed periods = sane bitchSSRIs do nothing directly, but a suppressed period is a mood stabilizerthe function of action is misattributed to the serotonin release, when it's the hormone blocking doing all the workbeing a woman is inherently a mental disorder
>>202857185They didn't, at the time I was house sharing with doctors and one was due to work in the ITU with rona patients so I thought 'fuck that' and went to my mum's.
>>202857180Is your country also anti-nuclear?
wish i were poo
from what I heard ssris kill your dick, give you brain zaps make you fat and worst case make you even more depressed if you get off them
>>202857206Rudston isnt in york
>>202856888Incel science is mad>>202857139Probably true, and the reverse makes sense: I assume men are less likely to engage with doctors, and less likely to say everything's great, but that doesn't mean SSRIs don't work for men
>>202857129golf R mush
>>202857248I've had brain zaps when my anxiety is bad anyway
mental that energy costs less in the middle of the night, aye?
>>202857188>But i thought it was "gammon" boomers that voted for reform and ukip not young smart millenialsNo, you just spent too much time on the internet
>>202857253shut up
>>20285720985 is my 70 on the motorway*flash flash* move out the way
>>202857264Based Deano
>>202857295Muh boomers
>>202857291>dips into the negativeHow does that work? You get money back by using electricity at night?
>>202855228>>202855476Peter Dutton is our right-wing variation of Penny Wong. He’s of Anglo background.He’s made comments in the past about Lebanese immigration to Australia being a mistake and is overall very chuddy.He’s mellowed out in recent years and tried to distant himself from those comments because he wants to run for PM, saying that he’s apologised to senior figures in the Leb community (lmao).Leftists absolutely hate him for being as chuddy as you can get in the Australian sphere. Tho, he doesn’t get the same visceral hatred that Penny gets from chuds.He also looks scary and inhuman personally speaking.
>>202857221ahaha funny you say that - the biggest debating point going into the election next year is the conservatives wanting to bring in nuclear (about 40 years too late and with a plan far too vague and expensive) while the current government wants to take advantage of australia's obvious advantages in traditional renewables
mavenberg can't find the artifactstein's pomberg
might install crusader kings 3 and avenge William Wallace
there are no jobs for 27+ year old NEETs it's bloody shocking so it is
>>202857332it's probably automated and erroneous This is live 24/7/365 so can't expect complete perfection I supposeWas just checking to see if coal had been striked off yet - it appears not.https://grid.iamkate.com/
>>202857333why on earth are you making these posts
>>202857221It's been the mainstream view for a long timeNow Ausrorke insists we should be installing small modular nuclear reactors instead of mungbean hippy shit like household solar and Tesla batteries
>>202857217there's a reason your ancestors were sent away to an island
>>202857369Heard robbing banks is quite lucrative
>>202857254>Incel science is madfemale to incel science*speaking from personal experience having my periods suppressed by SSRIs is only as effective on improving mood as having my periods suppressed by steroidsthe steroids are significantly better because they actually did something to treat the root cause of the depression instead of the symptoms>>202857139women are only suggestible with an unsuppressed period and only for one week to ten days of the cycle
yeah well i could buy 3 brand new golf R's with how much i have in my hargreaves right now
>>202857369can't blame me for being on neetbux if i'm unemployable
>>202857266that's not the same thing
>>202857369Just go get a runt job. It's nearly christmas so they will hire anyone. Amazon don't even ask for a cv or an interview.After that it gets easier
Rorke seeing a woman with her dog and imagining them having sex
>>202857375Why not? We talk about Keir and Corbyn all the time despite them having fuckall influence in our lives.
often wonder when yanks celebrate St Patricks day and the like, are they celebrating their ancestors coming over or do they actually genuinely think they are Irish, would assume they would have enough self awareness these days to see why that isn't true
>>202857340>>202857378Renewables are an enormous waste of time and money. Ontario has been using and exporting the same nuclear reactors since the 50s and it is glorious. I find it absolutely crazy that in this day and age people are still afraid of nuclear despite its safe rollout in countries all over the world. Hope Australians make the right decision.
>>202857420You couldn’t handle it mate, fiat 500 is more your style x
katy seeing a man with his dog and imagining having sex with the dog
>>202857383yeah, the US closed its bordersevery American from Boston got shipped over for basically the same reason my ancestors were shipped to Australiathe US war of independence and the colonization of Australia being around the same time period is no coincidence
>>202857487reckon it's a bit late now from an economic point of view
I'm a cute femboy who loves sucking cock
>>202857481>>202857506enjoying these posts
>>202857487You: cringe and glowing nuclear ghoulMe: based and tanned solar adonis
>>202857528How old are you
>>202857405women being abused by medical professionals has nothing to do with their menstrual cyclesyou are completely fucked in the head
>>202857538COORmuch prefer scotsman's LNER livery to BR green if I'm honestDon't get me wrong BR green is good, but it's everywhere in preservation. Don't care if it's got the smoke reflectors on, get the green appled
Just curled out yesterday's three course Sunday lunch
>>202857543excellent post
>>202857541good boy
>>20285754418
>>202857585>TornadoLooking forward to the new P2 coming in a year or two?
>>202857550I've been a woman abused by medical professionals and I disagree, the menstrual cycle plays a huge role in vulnerability
>>202857513What do you mean?
>>202857610Fit
how come they stopped making those Star Trek movies with chris pine?they were good
ladsretard hereWhy are Just Stop Oil so bent out of shape when such an insignificant part of Britain's energy mix is oil?
I'm an average looking balding fat man who loves sucking cock
Aberdeen: The Oil Capital of Europe
>>202857648why are you so bent
>>202857641nasty bitch putting her stank ass feet on the dash
Think I’ll treat myself to a blowjob once I get my phimosis sorted
>>202857635I don't know
l'm so alone
>>202856959>>202857139kek reminded me of this
>>202857613might go to the workshop, its not far off. They open it up on Saturday mornings sometimes
>>202857625Oi mallard why do you dress like such a spaz?
>>202857685this too is hormonal
>>202857648mate I don't want to hear it fucking get the oil just stopped
>>202857648Gas counts as oil
>>202857641thats a man
>>202857614you should realize how incredibly disrespectful it is to other women to reduce the awful treatment they face when seeking medical help to an issue of their hormones which they should fixyour beliefs are disgraceful
>Construction began: Unit 4: July 1, 1985>Commission date: Unit 4: June 14, 1993Yeah nah mate reckon I'll just call in a sparky and get some panels installed ey
genuinely love my plush seal toy that i cuddle in bed every night so much and it if it was the difference between him breaking a single seam or the entire african continent dropping down dead id choose the latter
>>202857756tranny
>>202857695yeah nice
Went to a Meetup group tonightPlenty of other odd types, but at least we were together and at the pubCommunity is there if you open the door
>>202857734>>202857709>>202857659nay I figured it out no thanks to you cuntsEnergy = ElectricityElectricity generation is merely 1/3 of the UK's total energy usage.As far as overall energy is concerned oil is still huge and Just Stop Oil are absolutely correct.
reckon god only made a certain amount of face types for the UK I swear I see the same looking chav at least 5 times a day with his buzzcut haircut and chud glasseseither that or he's putting on different outfits at different times of the day to trick me
>>202857753good lad
>>202857648*throws paint on you * shut up eco nazi
in ten years I’ll have a wife and 2 maybe 3 kids, a house too. I’ll look back on this period of my life as a minor blip
well rorke?
>>202857794ffs?
>>202857780FONT
shark plushie needs washsies
>>202857819face feminising surgerywhat trannies get
>>202857752yeah I hate women, good thing I'm not onewhat's really funny is that TERFs will cry out that internalized misogyny drives FtM transition but I genuinely did not feel misogynistic like this pre-transitionhaving experienced both sides I cannot in good conscience promote the rights of women other than the right to transition malesee >>202857217>being a woman is inherently a mental disorderonly the insane would willingly choose to have a period
>>202857780meetup for what lad?
>>202857794>the parents face when they hear the voice
>>202857808I think you’re dreaming my friend
>>202857819Facial feminization surgery Shaves off the male skull protrusions on the brow and jaw to make them appear more female
>>202857780good ladlove the pro-pub attitudelove the positivity
>>202856683Nigga you gay. Ignorance is no excuse
>>202857845you're deranged
>>202857808ktim gfberg has decided she wants to get pregnant within the next year so have come to accept that she will force me to impregnate her within the next 12 months
>>202857648Just stop oil is a false flag group funded to make environmentalists look bad
thinking about cute female bums and the poo therein
>>202857794tbf surgeon did a great job here looks A LOT like a girl I used to shag
>>202857789No need to be rude
>>202857851Boardgames
>>202857780nice mate, get amongst it, one step at a time
>>202857841>>202857857do trannys actually believe that matters and that its not just the boyfriends parents love their son more than him dating a tranny bothers them?
>>202857794tbf, he does look like a woman, just a slightly FAS autistic one
>>202857851Descendents of the rungrungu tribe (everyone was white)
mad that Just Stop Oil got longer prison sentences than the lads who tried to burn down the muslim hotel
>>202857753Enjoy mining and burning coal for eternity
>>202857867unironically >she passes as >she's 5'2reckon he never had a chance just had to go tranny mode at 5'2
Medical surgery will one day be such that it will be impossible to determine whether someone is a biological female without accessing their medical records. What then?
>>202857919Hardly, most of the JSO people were repeat offenders who plead not guilty
>>202857871the only person whose opinion I wouldn't discount in opposition to mine on this subject are trans womennot because they'd be right, because they're women without periods and that's the only way women can be saneif you're a cis man you don't know shit about what it's likeif you're a cis woman you're biologically retardedyou're not a trans man because you'd know I'm rightthere is only one perspective that can have a valid contrary position on the subject and it's trannies
>>202857903Yes they're completely deranged Notice how it posts about its genitalia on X formerly known as Twitter
>>202857935no it won't be quiet incel
>13
>>202857919Deport them all to Australia
so fucking tired i just need to kill myself at this point lads got a proper case of the mondays proper proper proper i say
>>202857958rorke hands currently typing "vax"
>>202857935no it won't tranny surgery is pretty abysmal at the moment
>>202857935It won't pedo retard faggot kys
>>202857958Rorke trying to decide if he'll call the lad a 25 yr old migrant or a victim of the vaccine
>>202857780good lad unironically
Remember the funny "die cis scum" memeWhat a joker
>>202857972At the moment
>>202857970long weekend coming up big lad time for the pub methinks
>>202857945no one cares about your psychosis you tiresome freak
Morning team. No toil today. Raining outside. Going to be a comfy one.
just burped and a chunk of woolies roast chicken flew out
>>202857992>transgender White Nationalist the what now
started an argument with then ghosted the london girl and now she's gone and unfollowed mejust not on is it
>>202857991who are these colourful characters
>>202858018sigh, another man dismissing the plight of a poor abused womxnthe male cycle of abuse continues...
>>202858029would be comfier if I was there snuggled alongside you :3
>>202858009GOOD LAD
>>202858029comfy
>>202858082need to come clean...I lied I won't be going to the pub instead got a friends 30th in the park
brit windy out
>>202858029How are your bowel movements today? x
drinking raspberry coke like the limpwristed faggot fudgepacking queer i am
collecting my DJI Osmo Pocket 3 today
Maybe the real pub is the friends we make along the way
>>202858029wonder when you'll 'continue the cycle' and molest someone to groom them into sexual perversion
Columbus thought Cuba was Japan when he landed there in 1492
>>202858139what a fucking idiot
>>202858100appreciate the candour lad, it's the pro-pub attitude that counts
>>202858139they didn't have much to go off back then
>>202858152Have you ever been there?
spare a thought for our brothers in israel
STOOOOOP BREXIT
jumping on my bed doing backflips and accidentaly smashing the back of my head on the headboard killing myself instantly
>>202858132that is indeed one of the benefits of the pub>>202858100how come your mate's having a birthday party in the parklike a picnic?
>>202858152>>202858139He was ahead of his time actually because Europeans didn't know about Japan until the 1500s
>>202858200prove it
been to a pub on perhaps 4 occasions in my entire lifenever had a drink with my dad or anything like that either. It is what it is.
>>202858200then why did he think it was japan if he didnt know the place existed?
catberg 'assling me for a bit of my aforementioned woolies roast chicken
going in shower
>>202858192ScreamingImagine your parents coming home to find you like that
>>202857878
>>202858185If this living myth of a man couldn't stop Brexit with a hat and a megaphone how do they think they can stop oil with some scraggly teenagers armed with soup and orange paint?
>>202858193yeah big picnic with the lads and ladies
Me pissing on every yank poster's shoe ITT
>>202857878Environmentalists don't need help looking bad
>>202856496Boycotting maccys since they donated meals to the IDF
>>202858225He used his massive brain
>>202858268also>6ft tall>huge adams apple>beard>rapist
>>202858268once you hit a certain age you just can't be putting up with this sort of behaviour trans or otherwise
don't actually believe any of you are english as I don't speak to english people so I just assume we're all scottish and just pretending
what was ian watkins laptop password again lads?
>>202858268genuinely one of the most pathetic images i've ever seen
>>202858268>her
>>202858301IAM190
>>202858293I dont believe you anon, you're not 6ft talland even if you were I'd still think you're pretty
my family don't put up with me because I'm a petulant jobless manchild
>>202858268basado
>>202858304Oh yeah well, you looked in the mirror!!???*Gets 16 (you)s*
>>202858268For me its
>>202858324reckon a lot of yanks would think this is real
A Guinness pub has opened in my neighbourhood. It has a big Union Jack flag at the entrance and next to it a small Irish flag with the colours reversed and a three-storey shamrock in the centre. How does that make you feel?
>>202858324rightful clay
>>202858257yeah fair enough
>>202858324Liverpool is the Kyoto of England
naggers
>>202858324The most accurate bit is the EU being a fascist state.
>>202858348makes me feel like you should smash some guinness pints lad
>>202858336:(
been enjoying toasted sesame seeds lately, putting it in everything
>>202858301hfrom5teps
>>202858336
>>202858355Liverpool was never the capital so No.
1PM and i've not showered n shaved yet
so fucking fit
https://youtu.be/zsTo7QxxgYg
>>202857780Bet they all thought you're a massive virgin freak
>>202858405Jason mentioned
>>202858405this is the best bread by far, espesically the ciabattin toasted
>>202857780what city?
>>202858424if you're a good lad and go to the pub often enough you'll soon just be a freakif I can do it so can you
>>202858404forgot how mental the tides can be over there
>>202858459Coventry, Queensland
got a lot of terrible addictions and habbits but thank fuck im not a niggerslop addicted normdrone incapable of cooking, spending a fortune living off delivery apps with an endless stream of africans turning up at my door grim grim grim no wonder practically everyone in this country is fat
>>202858508>>202858508>>202858508
>>202857991If you don’t belong don’t stay long
