City of London Corporation edition
poo smells lmao
tad wee bit too early
>>202880902oh my days this must be a parody Japan cannot be so good can it
The UK is a rainy shithole full of nonces and chavs that's living 100 years in the past.
>>202880954
>>202880984>*gets shot*
>>202880771If I was in charge of 4chan I would completely transform this website.>IDs enabled on every board>delete /pol/, /gif/, and all porn-related boards>turn /r9k/ and /soc/ into blue boards>strictly enforce a no sexual content rule on all blue boards. posting porn is an instant 3-month ban. posting non-pornographic coombait/slagposting is an instant 3-day ban>cuckposting is an instant 3-month ban>AI-generated content banned outside of /g/>anyone who even hints at pedoshit gets a permaYou can't deny all my changes would improve this website for the better.
>I want you to be my security guard for when I’m scaredWhat’s there to be scared of in Japan? There’s no violent crime there, and no theft either.
>>202881003ooof
>>202880997They'll just get another like how they evade bans all day every day
>>202881015Yakuza and mech battles
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>>202881010.gs is calling you
>>202881027that would make the whole thing much harder for them so good
>>202881010get a load of this wannabe thread prefect
>>202881010I wish this would happen
>>202881010I made a thread about this on /r9k/ >>>/r9k/78973467
>>202881046imagine the fucking smell
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvPqDiWvQwg
>>202881003>*Gets stabbed in front of Rajneet's kebabs and Chinese food*
>>202878783Any of you lads freemen of the City? I think I may go for it
>>202881068will you fuck off back there?
>>202881075Wtf, he had a hair transplant?
>>202881068All your ideas are shit and you should fuck off back to /r9k/. If you want British culture then you’re welcome to visit the freaks over at britfeel.
>>202881059>that would make the whole thing much harder for them so goodis it hard for the belgian poster?is it hard for the finns?
>>202881026>Dr Matthew Willson, 31, from Chertsey, was shot in the early hours of Friday when a weapon was discharged by a group of individuals from a neighbouring block of flats in the suburb of Brookhaven.so he went to a bl*ck place
>>202880984Well you could at least let us move to the USA but you make it next o impossible for Brits to move there unless they're university professors or fucking actors.
I give off Rockstar Vibes.
I already had diarrhea but I went home and ate spicy food so now both by bellend and my anus are burning with the digested spicy food I'm currently pissing out my penis or liquid torrents of poo water from my anus
>>202881068I legitimately have to disable all images when I visit that cesspool of a board once a fortnight
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22the%20new%20eitch%22/
All these suggestions on how best to "filter" and "spot" shitposters. Whatever happened to just ignoring them? What's with the obsessive impulse to respond to every namefag or other moron you see?
>>202881026Good riddance, hope all doctors who flee r nhs meet the same fate
>>202881128fuck off helpernonce you evil ghoul
>>202881143Think it's the tiktok echo chamber mindset
>>202881117It's almost like we fought a war to keep you out of our country....
pint of diluting juice before bed I think
>>202881104i'm not interacting with you again, your whole tone and attitude is fucking horrid. like you think you're superior and know best about everything. typical yank really. fuck off
>>202881143When the spam becomes more than half the thread it gets a bit hard to just ignore The constant feeding is grim though
>Mother-of-two model is shot dead in broad daylight while waiting for an Uber to attend her daughter's birthday party
>>202881143this completely retarded mentality to try and filter people you don't like on 4chan instead of just letting it goI imagine these posters get INCREDIBLY angry at small issues in their real lives as well if they get the wrong order in a restaurant they probably punch a wall and start ranting about the decline of the west
>>202881178maybe stop having dogshit retarded ideas like post IDs on all boards and I won't have to treat you like a child
oh ffs forgot to eat all day. Big takeaway before bed it is
>>202881143Because, to quote the great Sir Toby "Mousenonce" Cameron, "the quality of this website has declined in recent years", and only a tyrannical iron fist can sort things out and bring order back to 4chan.org
>>202881145We live on an island. Why is it difficult to stop people we train and educate from leaving? Block up the channel tunnel, exit visas contingent on the requester not bring in debt to the state and society
Namefaggots should be rounded up and reeducated.
>Dementia suffering grandfather choked to death on chicken nugget after care home staff didn't follow instructions to cut it up
>>202881201
ya bumbaclot idiot
Bradley laughed
>>202881172You give us open border in the 1870s because you wanted white english speaking protestants to fill up the continent
>British tourist, 71, collapses and dies on Greek beach after 'feeling unwell during a swim'
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BMW i7, great little car
read chapter 1 of a book. First read in years
didn't enjoy this movie at all
Wish I could filter Americans here only They're often good in other threads
Mad how Charlie Veitch is all about free speech until someone insults Israel or calls him a nonce then he demands they be locked up and prosecuted
give catberg some roast chicken
>>202881225>White>The modern UKMate what?!
>>202881224Turkish women look like dainty little angels but then have names that make them sound like an Orc from World of Warcraft
>>202881229Can you just skip to posting the pigs you gorty little spack
>Bootleg booze kills 11 and puts dozens more in hospital with severe poisoning in Iran
>>202881114dude's bad luck is actually mental, I shouldn't make light of it. might as well link the /pol/ thread I made about it a bit ago >Cosmic bad luck. Bullet went through a small wooded area, through the external wall of the flats, through the headboard of his bed and hit im in the head. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/434593856
this bibo fella going on as if he isn't exactly what people are talking about
Al Mountain has tiny hands and an even tinier cock
any of you ever considered traveling to the falkland islands I'm curious what life is like over there
>Horrifying moment woman, 60, is gored to death by bull while crossing a square unaware beast was rampaging towards her during Spanish festival
>>202881254boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.post:has(> div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-us))
>>202881224another woman killed by her spousethis HAS to stop
Hollyoaks hasn’t been the same since he left
>>202881299toby on the left
>>202881293ah yes and you exclusively post philosophical insights and business ideas do you?
>>202881299consider killing yourself you annoying gay cunt
despise black womensuch ugly smelly trollops
>>202881299would probably swing by if I were ever in the area
>Lorry plunges off M6 motorway with emergency services at scene
I'm an acquired taste
>>202881310excellent thank you
>>202881323>
>>202881267If the bongs would have driven Jags into battle they would just pissed oil all over the field and thrown a rod out of the motor
>>202881293>>202881371I'm serious. you want post IDs so much, stop hiding under the veil of anonymity. What do you post that you consider to be so fucking high quality? what is YOUR contribution to /brit/?
>>202881369you can also add multiple countries like sospan.flag:is(.flag-be, .flag-us)
imagine being so bitch made you filter posts like a crying soyjak
>>202881406about 40 gimmicks over the last 2 years
>>202881406IDs are still anonymous. They’re not attached to a personality. It’s just “xxx69” for a single thread and then it changes in the next, it just makes annoying posters easier to ignore. Namefagging on the other hand, is there to create a personality for yourself. It’s anti-anonymity.
>>202881394We don't drive jags here so no one gets your joke
>>202881425Indian tier English on display
>>202881406Maybe we need to accept that anonymity is an outdated concept on the modern internet, where schizo trolls and AI spambots run rampant everywhere.Some form of identification for posters seems necessary in 2024. An account system is probably too much for 4chan, but applying IDs to all boards is a good compromise.
IDs would ruin /brit/ and if you're genuinely too fucking stupid to work out why then you should be shot
What value has 4chan added in your life?I think the only benefit I’ve seen is that I’m much more skilled at bantering and getting under peoples skin now. I know exactly what to say to rattle them.
if you are scared of IDs you are simply bitch made and can't handle your shitpost history being public. personally I don't care make my entire internet history public I'm not a bitch
>Israel when they go more than 24 hours without attacking a middle Eastern country
>>202881406will you please kill yourselfreasons: being too annoying, being a yank in /brit/, being a weeb
>>202881478The odd nugget or useful information, usually pertaining to how to save a bit of money or fitness.
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I take back all I said about supermarket deliver driving toil being a good job. It was an absolute nightmare today. 50/50 if I stay in the job. I'll see how it goes tomorrow but fuck it, neetbros its not the job.
>>202881493upvote
>>202881478i went off 4chan for all of 2023 and it made no difference in my life. It's not that this place benefits me, it's just that not being here doesn't benefit me.
>>202881316Underrated comment
planning my next discombobulation.
I see the vile sinisterbradley poster has awoken from his cave.
>>202881474What is there to ruin anymore?>ohhhh no, my general where we talk about black penises and porn for 10+ hours per day is going to be RUINED!!!Boo hoo./brit/ needs to be ripped up and started again and a drastic change of the rules would be a great chance to do that. Would never happen though unfortunately.
>>202881510didn't mean to attach that image but oh well
mad how black lads in africa have been separated from modern female humans for tens of thousands of years but can breed with them perfectly fine (as seen in europe, america, the uk etc)absolutely insane
>>202881506>It was an absolute nightmare today.What went wrong lad?
Someone just make our own imageboard already, no the one that already exists isn’t an option because they’re all fart sniffing pricks.
>>202881445Seething
I'm actually highly notorious on /brit/, but few would admit it, for fear of immediate reprisals.
What?
>>202881559rightoids come up with more than 1 joke challenge>DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE
>>202881580Trannies have no argument against it because they know deep down that it’s true.
trannies are disgusting
>>202881593slay thyself
>>202881593classic image
>>202881474yeah it'd ruin the good bits but potentially fix the really bad bits then we could go back to truly anonymous posting when we deserve it again
>>202881580You heard the one about the attack helicopter?
Chebbers
whacking my willy like whac-a-mole
I just don't care if you're transgender, I just don't. I don't care to discuss your proclivities or the culture wars that arose around it. I'm sorry I just don't care.
>>202881628pure sexlove when girls are fun and confident
>>202881580this artist is left wing
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 for the Sony PlayStation
mad how indigenous were separated from modern humans for 40000 years but could still breed with them fine
>>202881628corrr imagine popping her tit out and giving it a flick
thinking about the cute JW girl who stands outside toilhow do I deprogramme her
>>202881660Not worth it
>>202881652source?
>>202881510i actually believe my ex had this done
rorke is generally the personality type to be bamboozled by harmless pranks. leftypol less so, just goes with the flow.
>>202881593Kek
>>202881641it's pretty simple to me reallyare you attractive? perfect. you are a princess. I will use your pronouns.are you ugly? I hope you die. I hope you fail in life. Get the hell out of my country and don't use women's bathrooms I think everyone thinks similarly desu.
>>202881646fun and confident girls are also nicer with everybody. they know they glow
>>202881686the comic is laughing at rightoids for only having one joke, its all an elaborate pranki know these things
>>202881654
>>202881701bluds got the mongo creps on
Resident Evil 2 for the Sony PlayStation
Don't lie, you would
the mother of my children will look like this
>>202881739I am not a homosexual.
>>202881710you are so insufferable
What a wild ride this thread has been. Goodnight all.
Anyone watched the new Megalopolis yet? Looks like it’s schizokino
>>202881763You are close enough
>>202881752i'd recognise those tattoos anywhere. She trans
Fags akimbo
>>202881552I got given a notoriously difficult run in the afternoon, while it was absolutely pissing it down. Then after going back to reload the guy who trained me talked me into swapping run with the new lad he was training. The new run I got looked fine but was a nightmare. Customers not answering. Dead ends. The sat nav was hopeless and kept fucking up. Towards the end I think I might have bumped a wall while reversing. No damage and im not 100% but I drove on.
>>202881258thought i had a hair on my screen
>>202881773still struggling with the filter are you
>>202881790same kek
>>202881782post proof. I don't believe you
can't wait for the next edish
>>202881814molliganbitch
>>202881818won't be onethis is the last /brit/the last one ever, can you believe it?
One week without booze de lids
>>202881653cant listen to a man with a ridiculous name like that
https://x.com/politlcsuk/status/1840828995849302087?s=46>NEW: More voters now prefer Rishi Sunak's government (31%) to Keir Starmer's (29%)
>>202881752the mother of my children will be a child
>>202881845Lolicon is illegal in Australia you know
Where is he taking him?
>>202881797i'm not the person you think i am, i'm the one who wants you to kill yourself for being an annoying gay cunt
>>202881841cheeky tipple to celebrate?
>>202881840mentalall good things i suppose
What an atrocious set of choices
>>202881818better get those post numbers up then >>202881844kek would be supremely funny if keir dropped out need to keep that revolving door going I think >>202881868ah alright my mistake. maybe you should use a name so I can recognize you?
>>202881878all bad things too, as in this case
met another /brit/poster once in the wild. honestly scared me and put me off for a couple of months.
>>202881680why
>>202881908no you didn't
>>2028818862 and a half menonly one i watchedwhen i was young enough to sort of like iteven then though i didn't laugh and remember thinking how i didn't laugh but still felt sort of nice watching it so carried on
mental how it's just the accepted state of affairs that house prices grow more than anything else in the economy. no one even questions it. oh another surge in house prices is it. how are wages doing then? what's that? house prices are accelerating away from wage growth? ah well no issue
>>202881908>in the wildwhat's the wild? 4chan? mexico? the internet?
Towering giantsSilhouettes pierce inky skyNight whispers secrets
>>202881841i'm on a bender mate no good no good
>>202881827yep I've found her this right here this is my wife
>>202881938Probably some Tarq on a gap yah in Cancun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNUMTgxYN4Y
>>202881919calling me a liar pal? you want to take this outside?
love spreading me arse with my hands when dropping poo fumes
Take your sunglasses off and them put them back on againI've created a forcefield and I hope no one breaks itThis is my life and this is how I choose to live it
>>202881966ZOGcore
why is this nigga so GOOFY now
crazy how everybody casually forgot prince andrew being involved in an international sex trafficking network run by pedos
>erm yes our first national law will be that everything in Scotland is free and England has to pay for it haha ;^)
>>202881976>calling me a liar pal?yeah>you want to take this outside?no
Zased. So fucking Zased.
>>202881660>>202881912Literally the whole point of them using "cute" girls is to lure lonely virgins like you into their cult.
>>202881933it's just supply and demand, higher population, higher demand for space. It's got nothing to do with wages.
>>202882002That's because half the royal family would be in jail if anybody followed up
>>202881954You ARE a bender.
slowly entering what i am now forced to conclude is a man's arse.
>>202881976why the fuck would someone get that tattooed onto them? like yeah circumcision is fucked up but why add another permanent scar. mental
>>202882032Tbf I've never seen anyone at those Watchtower stands who look younger than 50
>>202882050isnt that gay
Mad how everyone else just intuitively understood social rules and picked it up as they went along in childhood whilst I'm learning the basics in my mid 20s
playing a cheeky game of chess before the gym sesh ahah that's just my whimsical mien at work
yikes
For me, it's constantly dwelling on the past and letting my life stagnate because of it.
got a 325 CAD ticket for riding my quad bike on the highway without a license
>>202882086why's he doing the soiface
>>202882053you seem like the kind of mong to do it tbqh
real brits defend israel
You can see both the London Eye and France in this image
>>202882086The last video title is unironically true
>>202882103
>>202882117what a beaut
>>202882138Tokyo is crazy
>>202882100>325 cadWhat is that? Like 10 USD?
>view from plane window, Japan
can't wait to go to japan
don't really keep up with bri'ish politics anymore but sad to see that the country has basically gone french and now does the thing of viscerally hating any new prime minister immediately after electing them>>202882072only when receiving. i follow the romans on this
>>202882086those to blame are the ones facilitating this by clicking. genocide retards <120 iq = problem solved
>>202882156make sure you have a look out the plane windowi've heard the view is breathtaking
>>202882086>it begins...>it's over....
>>202882138PHWOAAAAAAAAAR
>>202882152something like that
>>202882109id never get a tattoo. ive fucked my body up already without fucking myself up even more.
Those Japanese flasher videos are the best, I spunk like a garden hose every time
>>202882174I will do my best
Fucking females is for poofs
>>202882148and it was bombed to shit during the war
>>202882117I thought they got rid of that millennium dome
>raw chicken :/>raw chicken Japan :O
>>202882190post an example?
>>202882210Yep. Higher death toll in the main bombing raid than Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined
>>202882117it's actually mental how densely populated this little island iswhenever I get the bus I look outside and the small roads are just packed with so many cars and people and everywhere around you are buildingsvery claustrophobic
>>202882216>What being nuked will do to a nigga
>>202882165>bro wants us to give Sir Gucci Voucher a chanceFuck that, we need an actual Great Reset
>>202882165i see. i only finger my own arse
>getting stuffed into a Japanese train like a stubborn sardinepart and parcel
>>202882138>urban hellscape :l>urban hellscape japan :o
>>202882156>>202882174felt the same way flying over the atlantic into londonseeing the clouds over the ocean for thousands of miles is surreal
my teeth are rotting out of my head. im as bad as mousey. id be just as well to top myself before i go full schizo and start picking up fag butts and posting the mice.
>>202882229i don't have the numbers but they dropped tons and tons of conventional bombs, greater destruction than the atom bombs but those are what most people remember the most
how about we get ME wanked off instead
>>202882257did you check out the urban hellscape?i've heard it's breathtaking
Looks like we're all prison gay haha x
time for a nice oily wank
got 5 days off for gay sex
runescape random events taught a nigga NEVER get caught lackin'
>>202882295you may not believe it but london is one of the most beautiful cities on earth. definitely a nice place to visit at the very least just a bit expensive
>>202882332you may not believe it but i have been to london, a city four hours from my house by train, before on more than one occasion
getting a nice brazilian and a hole bleaching before starting my 2 month stint for tweeting the n-word
>>202882332I prefer literally anywhere else. Chicago to Porto is 460.
Montreal or the Northeastern US in general is among the most beautiful
mad how unfair life issome people are born as 6'5" handsome English chads with big thick williesothers are born as blind hunchback Indian street sweepersthere is no God innit
>>202882214I don’t see it in the picture but it’s now the O2 arena.
no reggies
reckon my life would've been a bit less humiliating if I was diagnosed with the 'tism sooner
>>202882400hs?
which one is the most fuckable
>>202882430it is so
>>202882400Being born English isn’t the end of the world
>>202882444let me in
>>202882455... you don't want in
>>202882440none because you cant fuck a drawing
>>202882472you must be fun at parties
>>202882468I don't live in Canada.>>202882455Please cööm
>>202882361of course you've been to london haha that's not what I'm implying I thought you were saying you hated london that's all. I guess every city has urban hellscape elements. I just think london is better than most >>202882370thinking of going to jordan soon not this specific route but something like jfk to london or paris. spend the day/night in the city. fly to rome. spend the day in the city. then continue to jordan. tickets are so cheap right now the only real cost is the hotels
>>202882248not sure what it is that have gotten people so heated. releasing the rapist droid army? the graft stuff doesn't seem to be particularly worse than other politicians (boris especially). sounding like a nasally neek?
>>202882492people who wank to cartoons dont even get invited to them
ticks in America: lyme diseaseticks in Europe: encephalitis meningitisonly Britain is safe
>>202882513ktim
>>202882407I think thats it.
4chan turned 21 THIS MINUTE
>>202882513rorke getting creative
>>202882560moot was antichudsold this site because it became too chud for his likingonboarded to google but they ostracized him for chud associationgot his 5 year vestment and dipped, retired comfy
>>202882560it needs to endit's caused unimaginable amounts of damage
I love linux
>>202882560but i've only been here since 2010
>>202882596>linux mintclearly not a true femboy
>>202882525>Lyme disease Literally just take OTC meds America isn't Pakistan
>>202882585have sex please mate cheers
Shall be having sex with the Mrs in roughly 20 mins lads x
>>202882625no you won't because she doesn't exist you incel freak x
>>202882596>Linux>Tranny I already knew
>>202882625sure you will spaino
>>202882608idk someone on reddit said his cousin got brain bleeding and debilitating disability from it so might as well be meningitis encephalitis. basically never get bitten by a tick you're basically rolling the dice on life long crippledom
>>202882636>>202882648?
this website completely destroyed my young impressionable teenage mind and made me into a bitter, angry, warped, race-obsessed antisocial freak
wish i'd never been exposed to this site tbqh. made me more of a moral, social, sexual pervert
>>202882652That's like a 1 in 1 trillion reaction to something that can be cured with gas station antibiotics
>>202882688>>202882688noo
>>202882585i dont think it was because he he was uhh, "anti-chud" he just became so disconnected from the userbase during 2016 with his bizarre cucking autoplay on /pol/ after they investigated one of his relationships and claimed he was getting cucked
the truth is this site did not match the cynicism and bitterness I naturally cultivated but it's the closest thing to staring into the abyss and it staring back
>>202882681State of you lmfao, imagine being this impressionable and getting brainwashed by the retarded chuds on here
>>202882625nah mate
zomg tranny sox!!!
