linux edish
>>202882688I only like men who act like men /thread now you can delete it and start over
>>202882723well, that's autistic teen mongs for ya.
trannies love they low level programming languages
gay porn
RIP Pete Rose WWE hall of famer
>>202882688average ubuntu, debian and arch linux user
>2024 is three quarters complete
>>202882688I am not really a zoomer but get called one because I am 21
>>202882761well they were virgin dorks who became their own girlfriends
>>202882688I want to fill their holes
>>202882688Nice legs>>202882743These are guys? You sure>>202882761Fuck fags is this some dick joke by tricking brown and black guys into fucking them
>>202882803rare
>>202882803VPN?
>>202882803Fiji be kidding me
>O, they cut down the ole pine tree>And they hauled it away to th mill>To make a coffin of pine, for that>sweetheart of mine>When they cut down the ole pine tree>She's not alone in her grave tonight>For it's there my heart will always be>Tho' we drifted apart, they cut down my heart>When they cut down the ole pine tree
>>202882819Bula fuck no
Really, cuckolding is just yet another symptom of end stage capitalism isn’t it? My supermarket buys fruit from farmers who use cheap Slav labour to do the harvesting, my bank uses cheap Indian labour to staff their call centre, why the fuck shouldn’t I use cheap African labour to perform my sexual labour?The neoliberals have imported a mass of young bench black bodies made for sexually pleasing a woman. Refusing to use them is just as obstinate as refusing to own a smartphone or refusing to drive a car, you’re only inconveniencing yourself and you’re changing nothing.
>>202882790They out to trick us sick cunts wtf
given the thread a 5 second scan and decided I'm off to bed
>>202882859>English men when they are forced to have sex with English women
>trying to flirt with a girl>she hits me with a thumbs down emojiI've got literally 0 rizzwish I had game
>>202882761what's the difference between C and Assembly and should i learn assembly
Forgot to switch on the tumble drier so now I got to wait anothet hour to put my sheets on and have a sleep
>>202882928if you have to ask, no
>>202882887Nah I knew they are guys, I'm fruity my nigg
>>2028827792030 is 5 years away 2014 was 10 years agoWhy are you guys aging
>>202882926
>>202882926LMAO
fuck me who knew primes were so diverse
HELLO?
>>202882926Better than my experience
>>202883019
>>202883017HELLO
>>202840826ktismkek this is SO me
>>202883013maths is just made-up mental masturbation
>>>/an/4880349
>>202882856not going to look up the weather in fiji. it'll only make me depressed>Reykjavík 1°C Overcast Feels like -1 °C
hunched over in my smelly incel basement on my little incel chat room reading bullshit written by homosexuals
>>202883046ngl i hesitated quite a bit before clicking thatjust an uglier more useless shitbull
>>202883044it's called having fun
>>202883042if you only do the minimum to meet your streak, here's a ZANY idea - make your fucking streak goal higher
>>202882928I'll give you a hint if you want low levelCOBOL and with some luck there is an old fart who died on his job at the local bank back-end. There is money to be made.
>>202883037I suck at flirting
>>202882928https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assembly_languagehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_(programming_language)
>your eyes are prettier than the ocean>so if we went to the beach i would stare at them
>>202883031Kek my pet when it needs a bath
ah... hello all
>>202883031>LENNYYYYYYYY
>>202882688no way the black socks is a dudeno dude has smooth thick thighs like that
>>202883013>>202883044primes are extremely well-studied since they are the "raw" elements of group theory, and groups are everywhere in mathematics and physics
on the cup a soups because ran out of food
Smartschoolboy9
>>202883129yeah no way a tranny could manipulate an image of himself
>every country on earth uses whatsapp>except yankistan which uses smsthey ALWAYS have to be different don't theythey INFURIATE me
>>202883129sex
>>202883076dont you pick that when you start a coursesort of forgot desu
>>202883131yet you math faggots can't predict their occurrencebunch of larper fucksbet pi looks random to you too
yesterday was one of the angrier and most dysfunctional days i've seen in /brit/ for a while
never hear about ftms being into codingits only the mtfswonder why
Very envious of smart people with smart people hobbies. Some people out there work on maths equations for fun, some people code in their spare time, they design robots and rebuild cars. Amazing stuff. Meanwhile i just wank and /brit/ post all day.
>>202883124g'day mate
My Parents Are Gay Ians (gay couple both named ian.)
>>202883124alri lad as you were xx
>>202883157you must remember that yanks think anything else is russian/chinese spyware
>>202883073look up 'xl bully cat'
>>202883031it's JB (jason bourne)
>>202883172>ftmsWhat do they just tape a banana on or what
>>202883172/g/ recently had a total identity crisis collapse after low level programming was shown to be trooned lol
only time i've used whatsapp was talking to women i met off omegle when it existed otherwise i would just text someone. whats the point of whatsapp? you cant afford a phone plan for texting or something?
>>202883189obviously only one of them is your actual parent
>>202883124What poisions in your mug this morning, matey?
not got a dentist and need an emergency appointment. dunno what to do. do i just ring round the local dentists and fork out for private? or is there a way to jump the queue with nhs?
>>202883252tell me what's wrong with youI know the names of all 32 teethI can probably diagnose your issue
boiler is fucking flooded and won't ignitebet it's well simple to fix but i have no idea how to do it so have to pay plumberberg to come round and fix it in 30 seconds like he did last time
https://is2.4chan.org/an/1726916809813881.webm
>>202883234bit dramatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlBTPITo1I
>>202883252The local blacksmith
imagine what people outside of america say when they get their phone plan>yeah give me this package, but it's crucial to NOT have texting, i just use a special application for free that surely sells my data as it asks me to access everything in my phone to use it, very clever arent i
>>202883302pretty much all packages come with unlimited texts nowadays
>>202883188how's it going frenchlad>>202883190aye lad and you?>>202883248yorkshire tea atm but shall be going out for a coffee a little later
whacking my willy like whac-a-mole
>>202883320so what is the point of whatsapp then?
>>202883329fine, watching the new david mitchell mystery show and i quite like it
>Farmer, 70, ‘mows down boy, 6, for stealing orange’, breaking both his legs in front of screaming mother
>>202883252Does none of your family have a dentist? Ideally you'd want somebody who has good references. Not just looking up random dentists
>>202883357yeah nice, might check it out
>>202883365
got the PC on HDR by accidenmt beause of xbox gamebar shortcut
>>202883274I know what the problem is ive got fucked up teeth from tooth decay and not going to dentists. One of my premolars has rotted and the front has fallen away. It's over 6 years since ive been to a dentist. >>202883388I dont live near most of my family. A guy I used to work with has had a lot of work done and recommended a place thats near where I live.
You hear a bed squeaking upstairs and you ask your flatmate what it is, he tells you the local cronem has come round
>>202883172i've thought about this a lot. i think it's because genius programmers are by definition the kind of spergy people who hear about weird, difficult, possibly socially isolating ideas for projects on the internet (eg stay at home learning rust) and follow through with them. and going trans is just another tricky project for them that they hear about online and piques their interest. i don't really understand why they want to go trans but also i don't understand why they want to write efficient string manipulation libraries for some obscure programming language. they just have the kind of brain that enjoys the idea of endlessly thinking about some big thorny long-term largely intellectual project. they don't really care about the social aspect because they're solipsistic spergs.
>>202883429how hard is it to brush your teeth twice a day
>>202883252call 111
>>202883353dunno, i use texts myself, but most people prefer whatsapp, i think it's more like an old school chatroom so maybe that's why
>>202883352...did you just post your own phone number?
>>202883429Heart attack within the next 20 years mate if you don't fix your gob mate
>solipsisticgreat word
Now, having also suffered several strokes, she is bedridden, unable to leave her tent by the sea in Al-Mawasi, which Israel had declared a safe zone. She has not had any medicine in five months and has not even been able to shower for two weeks.
I have come to the decision to not wank today, I do not treat this decision lightly and ask for your understanding on the matter.
>>202883452ive got depression. i brush most nights but all the pop and booze and drugs and smoking has done a number on my teeth. i wish id just die in my sleep already.>>202883453what good will that do? >>202883478i never thought id reach 30, let alone have to live another 20 years of this shit life.
https://voca.ro/1bzPPYDkO5y3
>>202883506you can get an emergency appointment through 111 you mong
>>202883497>She has not even been able to shower for two weeks.
>>202883499you'll be hearing from brainberg about this I'm sure
>>202883462who cares oh noo the 4chan demon is going to haunt him
>>202883462That's the number for GCHQ
lads do you ever lie in bed really sleepy and have a quick 2 minute nap only to wake up extremely horny and wanting sex?
>>202883172i think its because the tendons they use to operate their fingers to type properly have been removed to make their meat stick frankenstein willy
>>202883548>have a quick 2 minute napnever
>someone told me to ask out girls at the gymAre people retarded you know that's the last place you ask out people
>>202883506>depression Yes an excuse for everything Takes like 2 minutes to brush your teethTakes like 5 minutes to shower
clown music should play wherever I go since I've arsed my life up that much
>>202883564Have l got new for you caption contest
>>202883554jesus every time I think about the women who get conned into doing this I feel depressed MtFs at least don't really do permanent damage and generally end up cuter than where they startedFtMs are always ruining their bodies in tragic ways
>>202883554wtf
>>202883554this evil cult needs to be destroyed
>>202883554morning ladposting the arm webm again I see
>>202883585there's an animal in your cup of java
>>202883554post the webm you posted earlier x
fell right asleep after eating too much chinese and just now woke up
>>202883579>he doesn't know
mad how we have a Nonce Island show on tv now
>>202883593what if the animal IS my cup of java
What a shame double checked and all
>>202883610jesus christ more disgusting shit the women who decide to do this must've been so fucking traumatized by life. probably sexually abused by men or something
>>202883596before I actually got a hold of the moo deng memes I just saw this little fella being posted here in /brit/ with captions such as "rorke unmasked" and suchfound it very funny
>>202883610umm
>>202883529ive done the online thing and ill just need to find a dentist>>202883563it feels unpleasant to wash or brush and when you would rather be dead it makes taking care of yourself meaningless.
>>202883577trannyism is a paedophilic death cult
>>202883585mornin>>202883594i just woke up m8, that was my first contribution to /brit/ today. what was the webm youre talm bout
grandma wants me to eat dinner and its only 7:44 shan't be participating in this nonsense
I like to imagine the average /brit/boy looks something like this
failed neet grandson who sits on his ass all day wanking to anime doesn't even want to eat the free food i give him
>>202883669reckon they look more like this
got the calming corner ASMR on
>>202883640what's this image based on
giving my gooch a feel
>>202883697the benedict cumbybatch sherlock holmeses
>>202883679I'm going to eat later grandma get off my case
>>202883697benedick cumhersnatch sherlock
>>202883656>grandma wants me to eat dinner and its only 7:44are you brown?i have tea at 6-7pm, like most non-apes do
>>202883656what time do you normally eat?
>>202883656Dinner's ready at almost 8pm and you want to wait until LATER to eat it?eat your bloody dinner mate
Just had a wank
>>202883759why
>>202883729humans ARE apes you theistic moron
your nan's cooked you up a feed mate just eat it when she's cooked it
>>202883770Bird sent me some pictures of her tits, why noy?
>>202883729>tea
cumberbatch is probably the worst depiction of holmes i have ever watchedgets the character totally wrong, way too cold and autisticmoriarty was shit as well, basically just turned him into the jokerfreeman made a good watson though
>>202883772you might be paki
>>202883790>gets the character totally wrong, way too cold and autistic>moriarty was shit as well, basically just turned him into the jokerfucking kek this is so truenot seen it in agesremember we watched it in English lit classes despite it being nothing like the books
buy so many things off amazonif i lived in a country where you have to answer the door everytime, the delivery driver(s) would be very familiar with me greatful i can just grab it when they dump it off
just imagined an american calling their grandma "nan"
>>202883828contactless delivery aye lad, we're living in the future
>>202883838screaming
>>202883828sad desu
cant believe i just typed greatful instead of grateful losing my damn mind
>let catberg stay in room when l sleep>he's the most annoying cunt possible
whats the equivalent of a deano in americaand is it endemic to a single state?
* C H O M P *
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gYOMO54uUXsFascinating It's like stepping into a portal into 1980
>>202883896they probably have lots of different deano-esque typeslike jocks for exampleor those guido-types like jersey shore
>>202883896someone in a frat would be the closest thing to it
>>202883820jeremy brett is easily the best holmesthe granada series just nailed every aspect imho
>>202883917>It's like stepping into a portal into 1980Begin with your family.
>>2028827792024 was not my year but it set the foundation for 2025never felt more hope for the future
wow i think i adjusted to this HDR shitloving the coloursmmm lovely coloursbit dimmer though
>>202883066GrimLeast it’s first world there
>>202883955GOOD lad love the optimismyou're gonna be alright mate
convo I just had in the elevator>black guy gets in>I'm scowling at him cause I had too much to drink>he says "all good?" offers me fist bump>fist bump him back say "yeah... Uber?" pointing at his bag>he says "Nah just making some soup for my sick wife">I go "oh... good stuff. take good care of your wife">he goes "Yeah cause if I don't someone will">smile sardonically>he goes "I'm just messing with you man">elevator door opens, we depart I say "have a good evening"
>>202883554Wtf why
Fijilad going down to the "beach" with his "wife" while on "holiday" and then accidentally posting from a British flag in the next thread
>>202883066You moved away from Great Britain to Iceland to get better weather?Dumb ass
>>202883888haha getting a bit excited is he
>>202883972also I just googled the meaning of sardonically did not mean what I think it meant
>>202883610Wtf my innocent third world island eyesYou first worlders are sick scientists Frankenstein shit
>>202883883>>>/wsg/5694453
>>202884002what's your favourite NRL team?
>>202883688Didn’t they beat up British rioters near a mosque
>>202884011Name pls
>>202884011they're staring at me
>>202883898
>>202884012>NRLPenrith panthersPanthers are coolUPremier league I like arsenal cuz it sounds cool
>>202884060sounds a bit arsey doesnt it
>>202884060>Penrith PanthersGOOD LADLet's win the Premiership on Sunday aye?
>>202884021What is this flag bro
>>202884011Huge.... tracts of land
>>202883129Look up what estrogen does to your skin
>>202884070FijiPacific Island nation, they love rugby league and have a lot of players in the big national comp herehence me asking him about it
>>202884070Above your station
>>202884070fiji tonga samoa american samoa tokelau niue etc. etc. man all those shithole islands pitcairn marshall islands american outlying islands such as midway and such, back when i cared about geography maybe they arent shitholes maybe theyre actually paradises, built of birdshit and volcanic atolls
>>202884011HAHAH SHE SAID THE SAM HYDE THINGNOW WHERE DO I GIVE HER MONEY FOR NUDESSS
>>202884065alri cronemwagwan for battyman
>>202883172pre and post transition hormone levels shape the form of hyperfixations in autistic tranners, but existing hyperfixations persist through the hormone shiftstrans women who were obsessed with WH40k from before their transition remain obsessed with it but shift to being really interested in painting all their minis and begin to be absolutely dogshit at actually playing itand trans men who were obsessed with the Ninjago tv series but never really got into lego pre-transition remain obsessed but steadily shift to being those guys who have a full garage dedicated to displaying their custom buildings and architecture (assuming they married a STEM engineer WH40k trans woman to pay for it all anyway, because the trans men studied the arts due to beginning transition after 19)
>>202884112>>202884065You are profoundly mentally ill.
Did someone say Sam Hyde
>You moved away from Great Britain to Iceland to get better weather?
>>202884133>you don't want a woman>you want a man>a man with aspergerstruly eye opening, FtMs are... le good!
how did telex work
>>202884119ooh dont like thatscary thoughtim only interested in my interest cause theres little robots in my brain telling me to be?what about my soul
>>202884133now that the dust has settled, would he pulverize hassan in a hypothetical fight?
Why is that autistic yank trying to get into my pants?
>>202884182huh I wonder why he backed out....
>>202884200lol
>>202884182keir starmer esque
not done a poo for many days, reckon the next will be disastrous
>>202884119tl;dr human beings cannot change their sex
>>202884201Sam Hyde is in desperate need of a clue
had sex todaywell I say had sexthe sex never happened because I couldn't get a boner
>>202884227but some sit on a dildo and try!
>>202884244ah unlucky bit long in the proverbial tooth are we now
bit long in the proverbial penis
changing my ethnicity
bit schlong even
>>202884171well no, the part that's interested in your interests is still you, but the shape and form that your interest takes is decided by the little robots in your brainbit like how other little robots decide you're depressed and don't care about your interests spontaneously every couple of weeksboth kinds of trannies like ninjago, but lego focused autism vs character focused autism has a hormonal influence, pre-everything FtMs write fanfiction slash about the characters, pre-everything MtFs beg their parents to buy them every single dragon set, and if they transition young enough they'll do the other thing insteadgirl autism and boy autism are different expressions of the same root thing, but HRT will flip one to the other, that's the point I'm getting at>>202884227think you missed the point there bud
DTFIC cluing in sam hyde, successful millionaire comedian
women are incapable of giving hand jobs without suffocating the life out of your cock
tranners give good handies
>>202884362wouldn't know
>>202884330Giving hand jobs inthe style of pulling the rip cord on an old Husqvarna chainsaw!
big fan of trans femboys
>>202883019>>202882926lads, number one rule of texting is do not text a girl. at most you should do witty one liners, nothing explicit, seem as though you're always too busy because really you should be. there's nothing more unattractive than a man with time on his hands to text.
>>202884397LMAO whathow many levels of troon are we on here?so this troon was originally female but transitioned to male but then is larping as a feminine male trooning back to femaleLMAO
>>202884397name??
>>202884244>tinder date came round to get a free meal for a fuck>smoked weed with her>couldn't keep it up while she was twerking on it>absolutely rippling cheeks riding me>doing all the work>and I went soft without finishingWeed kills me in bed and I've forgotten just how bad it is four times now
>>202884424he's a trans man but he didnt get surgery or do hrtthey're my favorite type of pooner
Get the books sorted
>>202884300do you think all men who go on reality tv programmes have got womens robots? cause they willingly never talk about ANYTHING other than interpersonal relationships even if theyve got big muscles
>>202884070cannibal island
>>202884432get off the weed
>>202884432>tinder date came round to get a free meal for a fuckis getting pussy really as easy as providing a free meal?
>>202884424never transitioned malethey're pretty much always too afraid of loneliness to actually commit to it>>202884439yeah but they are guaranteed to be absolutely batshit insane from dysphoriaand don't confuse pickme shit for them not being insane>>202884454yes
>>202882928Thats gotta be a joke
>>202884479noit's about being the guy they want to get a free meal out of, or the last man at the bar at the end of a night
the spaffing brit
>>202882928assembly is executed on the electronics datapathC is compiled
Irn-bru
>>202884520Was she pissed you got soft or you think you'll see her again??
>it's not a mental illness
>>202884432I've done this beforeCompletely lost the boner but she kept "riding" ??? Clearly she knew I wasn't inside her and wasn't hard but she just kept going and I didn't say anything till it actually started to hurtNeither of is spoke about itDon't know if it was because she was embarrassed or embarrassed for me
hate the quizzical no. like when someone just needs to answer "no" to your question but instead they type "no?"
>>202884574thanks for sharing
>>202884595ahaha
mental how being in a loving long-term relationship generally solves all erectile dysfunction issues.
The Female Breast.
love frieren mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e32Lj7X7gUg
>>202884600Mental how also being in a long term relationship kills your sex drive, dreams and will to live
>>202884579Thats why we have two ways each of saying no and yes plus variations you can pick from in Swedish.English is just retarded.
>>202884133>the candy man shit was 2 years agogenuienly wtf
>>202884625give it a little lick and a flick
eating poo
>>202884568she said my dick was fine when I apologized and was pissed that I didn't get rough with her or take initiative and cross boundaries to fuck herbeing stuck deciding between taking an "ask for consent before doing anything" or a "dont ask for consent, just keep going til she cries stop" approach apparently hurt my performance review more than literally being flaccid, she wanted me to just use her like an object as it turns outthink I'm just gonna ask which way a girl swings on that at the start of a hookup and set a safe word if they don't want to be asked first
>>202884632video unavailable + no anime + FOYtoise
rorke spotted in HR again
Love tapping my foot a little too hard and see the cat sliiiiide out of view around a corner
they eat dookie sticks in Georgia...
I'm still upset I spent 100 on diablo 4 collectors edition Biggest let down and disappointment ever
>>202884705screaming imagine him sat outside the office waiting to be seen like a naughty schoolboy in his ill fitting faux leather shit flickers
>>202884726fucking screaming
>>202884719They kill people with chainsaws in Mexico!
moo deng
>>202884735It's been over a yearSeething Absolutely fumingStill
poo peng
rorke getting a quiet talking to at toil for being rude to his Asian colleagues
>>202884728imagine the pouty look on his face while he's waiting lmao oooo
got the TransAngels on
>>202884797his little legs swinging just barely touching the floor while he's sat there seething lmaooooo
why do rorkes love east asian girls
>>202884842i'm a rorke and i like pale gingers
>>202884842because they're bvsed and trad
Japanese fella bowing to his alarm clock for waking him up
why do smelly virgins love VPNS?
>>202884842ロークはバカ変態です
>>202884842had a realization a while back that HAPAs can be normal if their dad isn't rorke, but cuz so many HAPAs are fathered by rorkes they've got a terrible reputation
woke up aching like fuck ladsdon't feel very well :(
well im up now so i might have a little gay porn post on the 'chon
>>202884942get better soon
>>202884942
>>202884965cheers mate>>202884982I have a willy x
>>202885006Corr how small is it?
>>202884726why'd you do that lad
>>202885006
>>202883234THEY'RE MORMONS?
>>202884726lol
the jan man cometh
>>202885006was it made out of skin from your arm?
sucking some sauerkraut prawn crackers
>>202885033see>>202885040
lee harvey oswald. lone wolf.
>>202885060>birthgivergood gimmick
anyone else permabannedjannies keep getting me for ban evading
>>202885055Stop laughingIt's not funnyArseholeMight as well have just set 100 quid on fire
>>202884926what reputation do they have?
>>202885071pee farty gobbswald
>>202885112I do feel bad for you mate but I mean it's diablo what did you expect
anyone remember when we used to check our privilege at the beginning of the thread
>>202885124I enjoyed d2It's a great game, couldn't get enough of it ad a kidNostalgia took over and I regret it
>>202885060
>>202885114mixed-race rorkeselliot roger was one
just noticed the seam down the middle of my pants sometimes makes it look like I have a cunny
>>202885112The last good diablo was released before you were born
utterly unhinged chat
Well you aint helping are you
>>202885221is chat in the room with us right now xqc?
>>202885253>>202885253>>202885253lmao
don't forget to like and subscribe for the algorithm goy
>>202885267>>202885267>>202885267The heatherless sock & shoe
>>202885391FOSYEG
