> where can you have a conversation with anyone you don’t know beyond a banal pleasantry in this atomised hellscape socially stunted societyEdition
poo smells lmao
Gymcels are so fucking annoying honestly
>>202898811Roflmao
roaring
i went to a pub once some x-boomer with his fat girlfriend tried to start a fight with me
still raining
Let THEM IN rorke
>>202898823what is a gymcel?
>>202898811
What so you can just walk into a pub and start randomly speaking to all the 55 year old blokes there
>>202898817I also live in Sydney, have been to hundreds of pubs, and have enjoyed many conversations with strangers>>202898803good post
>>202898863someone who could pick him up by the legs and spin him around like bowser
I have eaten poo.
>>202898863Incel that works out a lot and talks about it as if it can replace the personality he doesn't have
>>202898888yeah?
boggles the mind a bloke living in a country with a proper pub culture like Australia and whinging about not being able to talk to people
Would you like to be my friend?
could never eat poo me not since i found out about all the tiny little bugs inside it
>>202898873simply doesn’t happen in my experience, and I don’t think I’ve ever even witnessed it happening to others. Everyone just talks with whoever they came with.
>>202898906sure
>>202898906feel like a schooner?
>>202898863there's no gym for your face. to be honest going to the gym sounds retarded in 99% of cases when you do it for girls who only care about your face anyway. but anon last thread said it let him relieve stress which seems like a valid use to me. so if you're not doing it for girls who don't care anyway then yeah
>>202898906>>202898916happy ending :) :D
>>202898868ye lol they love itdifficulty is not having a shit conversation with them
>>202898912have you tried striking up a convo with strangers at pubs or do you just wait for people to come to you?
>>202898931Do Australians actually drink schooners?
raaaasclaaaaat
put another poo on the barbie
ICETROLL
I will meet anyone itt at a pub tonight in the sydney cbd, I don’t care if you’re a serial killer.
>>202898912I’ll be fair to you lad, when I went on holiday to the UK I saw a lot more strangers intermingling, but it still happens here if you just strike up a convo with the group next to youDone it heaps of times
>>202898933I can tell you're new here, please fuck off
bladeecity~
Rorke telling the pub chav she looks good to talk to
cop it or nah?https://onyxcookware.eu/collections/frying-pans/products/onyx-cookware-frying-pan-20cm
>>202898949we had this convo in /brit/ a few days ago, a lot of pubs serve pints but schoons are the regular - a holdover from the old days where you have to finish your beer as quick as possible or it goes warm
>>202898977i'm kinda drunk sloppy typing sloppy thoughts just have a tangent in my head type it out and don't clean it up
>>202899017Beer isnt supposed to be drunk cold unless its lager
>>202898967just settled down at the computer
>>202899045this is the most psychotic thing about shitain
Do you keep the party hat or just get rid of it?Think I might let it be this year.
>>202898875>>202898881>>202898933and ordinary incels are somehow better?
>>202899045cellar temp (10C) is still cold, just not fridge cold
>>202899045not a fan of warm beer
>>202899045>unless it's lagerie the beer of choice in australiawas pretty surprised (pleasantly) by how common ale is in the UK
>>202899000Ghost of gary rhodes warning me not to click this
>>202899074i'm lost mate. quick run down on incel categories? like rot in the basement incel versus tryhard at the pub incel?
any guitar lads here? can you get decent pretty fast with practice? do you think people admire you for it or think you look good playing? is it easy/fun/or possible to play in a band if you aren’t in your early 20s and have become a complete shut in?
>>202899045>unless it’s lager ie most beers hereour ales are also cold though, and rightly so
>>202898949It's a not unreasonable measure of beer and it appears to be a hit with leftypolhttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/sep/22/britain-beer-drink-pint-half-two-thirdshttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/sep/27/aussies-know-size-doesnt-matter-unless-its-a-schoonerMyself I don't mind the pot which can be even more mindboggling for a pintsman from temperate climes
>>202899074Never said that
>>202899084Probably because you dont drink ale in canada (i know nothing about Canada)
>>202899102My cousin is completely self taught but you need to have the passion and put in the hourslike with anything really
>>202899129
>>202899129good post this, appreciate the research
>>202899129>it appears to be a hit with leftypolReason enough not to like it
>>202899152
Added get asian gf to the to-do list
lefties don't get drunk. drinking into a stupor is a purely chud activity. take that as you will
Achievement unlocked
>>202899152Genuinely thought this was the teacher from inbetweeners not our moz
Listening to Australian Crawl
As she is a notable figure from British television, and her work on the British-founded content-sharing platform OnlyFans thus pertinent to discussion of British culture, I must ask:Why is Sarah Jayne Dunn's OF so bloody shit? It's all the same fucking photos all the time
>>202899174thisshan't have wokemob measurementsmight as well have a litre of beer
wanking to kids
>>202899241have you tried having sex?
>>202899102have you got a vision all of a sudden
>>202898873I'd like to visit Australia I've heard the best city is Perth, is it true?Also are there spiders and other demonspawn in the cities or are they only in smaller towns
everyday is like suuuuunday
>>202898851acid attacks should be considered on the same level as a war crime and carry an automatic life sentence
Australia is not suitable for white people. The sun is too harsh. I was vacationing in Italy and my mother joined me she had to bum rush a pharmacy and emergency smear makeup on her face. In fucking Italy. Australia might as well be Mars. I'm a bit swarthier so I could withstand the Italian sun but yeah Australia just isn't fucking it.
>>202898851leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>202899299no such thing as life in prison anymoreeven murderers and rapists get out after less than 20
>>202898933>the gym sounds retarded in 99% of casesHow soWhat is one better off doing
>>202899285>I've heard the best city is Perthcrikey, whoever told you that is taking the absolute piss, or it's the only city they've been tofunnily enough, Perth has some of the highest rates of british expats outside of Sydney's northern beaches, which might be why it came up - but no, Sydney is best by a country mile. And no spiders aren't a huge problem in the city
1408 is such a good movie. i relate to the protagonist's struggles
can’t imagine coping so hard that you would want to learn to play a guitar well after your teenage years LMAO, women don’t care
>>202899324shitney is a shithole hellscapet. I live here
>>202899285Actual downtown Perth might as well be BrisbaneBut Freo and the rest of southwestern WA are worth the trip
>Gary Lineker nephew dies, 18, after being crushed to death by falling tree trunk
>>202899255Yes
>>202899315Less than that in some cases. Try being married to a cia agent and you can drive the wrong way down a road running down teenagers at your pleasure
loathe women me
>>202899340we're in paradise on earth to be frankt. also live here
eating a tuna sandwich
>>202899324Rate themDarwinPerthSydney BrisbaneAdelaideCranberry There are no others
If I ever get my shit together I will make an effort to move to Australia
the nhs is evil and satanically motivated
>Horror as more than 20 children are feared dead in school bus inferno after coach explodes while returning from field trip in Thailand
>>202899322the times in canada are currently this. if hes drunk at this time then he is definitely not about to suggest anything worthwhile
>>202899329big gay bumder is he?
>>202899355dip-lo-matic immunity!
>>202899369flashbacks to the opening of the fast and furious (1)
>>202899322one is better off enjoying life than torturing oneself with retarded slabs of metal that cause injury. a large pluralrity of "exercisers" aka runners and lifters get injuries. they withstand these injuries to continue on their cope activity but it's ultimately worthless in itself and just destroys your body. reminder that bodybuilder life expectancy is 40s 50s and ultra marathoners have visible scarrring in their hearts. exercise beyond basic walking and very simple lifting is harmful and unhealthy
>mid wank>Riley Reid sticks her finger right up Casey Calvert's doodoo hole, takes it out and licks itDamn you Mike Adriano WTF?
I think a mass legalization and normalization of prostitution would not only solve much of the incel problem, it would also resolve the issue of so-called pussy hyperinflation because sex would become as easy as swiping your credit card.
fried bread absolutely mogs the shit out of toast
*drowns out the argument about sydney*go penrith aha goooooo the mighty panthers
>>202899386good lad
>>202899387Remember when people stood outside there homes to clap it. I still find it hard to believe actual people did that
>>202899411>dude pulls out>need to wank for 5 minutes to get it out
>>202899337i get it though, women have this switch in their brain where if you're a socially recognized musician even in your po dunk little local scene they just open up their pussies for you
>>202899405>the average person who goes to a gym is a professional bodybuilder abusing steroids or ultra marathonneryou can spend years in the gym and not have to do this
>>202899412prostitution is already legal here
the copwill go lovely with my adidas gazelles
>>202899412Why is there no prostitution app yet? I should be able to get a thai or romanian chick dropped to my door at the click of a button
>>202899324>>202899342If I just visit Sydney and Melbourne for a few days each that'll do won't it?
>>202899425honestly can't bear toastthink i ate too much of it
>>202899404going to shag a mexican puta and race in my diesel van, van diesel if you will.
>>202899429good lad
>>202899434>Sex pest skunksBet theyre french too
>>202899412Mate you may need to acquaint yourself with the vice laws of the countries and subnational units of the non-yank incel posters on this general
>>202899405i didnt realise every gym participant is body building juice-head or ultrarunner. my mistake.thanks for clearing things up
>>202899434Can run because he know in the anus the stink
>>202899461is this true? I used to think so but couldn’t tell if it was just something I noticed incorrectly. might have to pick it up.
>>202899483yeah sort of
>>202899480On thr back of a deliveroo bike?
>>202899405>torturingIt isn't torture. It's a challenge. Perhaps if you had learned to find the act of overcoming challenges rewarding, you wouldn't be the worrhless spack you are today. You should bear the shit out of your parents for what they did to you.
>>202899465mate if you have a valid reason for lifting slabs of metal in a stinky ugly gym like stress relief then all the more power to you. if you're doing it for chicks then it's time to stop.
>any guitar lads here?
>>202899405>reminder that bodybuilder life expectancy is 40s 50syeah if you're blasting geareducate yourself noodle boy
>>202899390howling at him trying to lecture people on how to be healthy
Having a poo, want pics?
>>202899561not especially no
>>202899527Yeah exactly
>>202899561Yeah
think I just caused an intentional incident on /tr/
>>202899591Good.
>>202899469>>202899495I know but it's not as widespread as it would have to be in order for any of this to work. Consider: >>202899480
alright lads, going to toil away until zoomer women open up to me. which instrument is best to learn?>guitar (very cool, good alone, probably good for your hands, but every single man in the world seems to play it and gets no sex)>bass (unusual but not as cool)>drums (cool, rare, shit on its own)>piano (refined aura but not cool)
Darwin in the southern winter months is peng
>>202899615squeezebox
>>202899615Guitar
Boilerberg condemned Combi installationtoil looms
>>202899628humid or nah?
>>202899528In my view as long as your psychological motivation IS NOT "BECKY WILL LIKE GRUG MORE IF HE LIFT HEAVY WAIT" then all good. I admire that. The will to overcome a greater challenge. That's cool. But also let's not be deluded and admit that lifting weights is unhealthy and causes injury.
>>202899615Bagpipes uniroinically if you're doing it for women
finishing off the last of the cardhu gold reserve with nanberglovely
>>202899578New start up
>>202899615theremin
>>202899526mad how many places a human body could disposed in Australia
>>202899543it starts off with doing it for validation from others and to feel stronger and less insecure imo and then just becomes a thing you might as well do since there are tons of benefits and you’d like to see how much weight you can reach and what you can transform into
>>202899674That's a bloke.
>>202899615The correct answer is piano. Birds love the piano
>>202899638Just a comfortable heatWhen it gets humid in the build-up is when people go nuts
toilslag wearing nylons today corrrrr
>>202899615Oboe
>>202899615harmonica, cool and shows off good tongue work
i find its always fat insecure people who moan about the gym and people who are interested in looking after themselves a bit (juice-heads dont count)
>>202898967how about you make your way over to mine in kensington and ill answer the door naked x
>>202899684He's hardly going to take a piano to a birds house is he
>>202899518I've seen it too many times, be a musician with even an inkling of recognition, even just look like people are enjoying your music, the pussy floodgates open
>>202899714good point didn’t think of this, suppose a guitar works the best. like a piano but for strings.
Pubs get a bit boring after you've been a few timesprefer drinking at home and watching shite
My arse has been producing some absolutely vile smells todayAnyone want a whiff?
mad how many places a human body could disposed in Britain
peanut butter on toast
>>202899787FOY
>smaller wages>smaller houses>still thisHow do you even survive in the UK
i made this thread >>204035819
im an absolute shithead idiot
>>202899825doesn't look like it
Elon Musk has wiped $35 billion off the value of Twitter. Which is the same amount as the cost of the damage caused by 9/11.The financial damage Musk as done to twitter is equal to that of 9/11. Mental.
feel like SHIT
catberg sleeping on my mouespad
>>202899861oh i meant >>>/tv/204035819funny woke up to those replies for an offhand shitpost
what's for tea tonight then lads?
snausages
>>202899889cheesy broccoli pasta and some lightly dusted haddock
really doubt zoomer girls think playing an instrument is cool, I actually think it's the opposite. they'd be more impressed if you were some dj/ableton producer faggot
>>202899349>Jonty Parkinsonwhat sort of a name is that for an 18 year old. would be too embarrassed to have it on my headstone if i were himalso>nephew-in-law to the Match of the Day presenter from his marriage to his first wife Michelledoubt he really gives much of a toss. his ex-wife's brother's son. bit meh
>>202899876poetic
>>202899771mental how many bodies are discovered by dog walkers. Just need to dispose of a body where people rarely walk. I reckon near a railway line should it do.
Eating meat is evil
>>202899936fish isn't meat
>>202899871Mad how there are still mongs out there who think a microblogging website will ever turn a profit
>>202899921Full of indians taking tiktok vids
>>202899821Fuck off yank nobody cares
>>202899936didn't ask what you plan on saying to your dad tonight lad
>>202899949Yes it is you giga retard. It's the flesh of an animal.
>>202899821british gdp per capita is worse than the poorest us state (mississippi) and their house prices are the same as california an epic fail really
>>202899909bet they love guitars, always got that impression. as long as you don’t play boomer rock shit
>>202899975fish aren't animals mate they're fish the clues in the name
>>202899871Literally just numbers
>>202899871tech was an over inflated bubble in the first place. there are not dozens and hundreds of billions of dollars of value tied up in goyslop tech companies. Elon simply corrected it and brought things back to realit.y
>>202899954hooting like an owl
>>202899950Uhm, tumblr and facebook and threads and bluesky and mastadon are all profitable. It's just a musk issue.
>>202900017i have a musk issue
>>202900008Dolt. Retards like you should be forbidden from internet access.
got a horrid little spot on my nose
>>202899909women have fawned over guys who play instruments for decades, you could say it’s a status thing but I don’t think so. they like competence in certain activities, playing the guitar is cool as fuck to them, also something subconsciously attractive about hands I guess.
>>202900017none of those make money they just get continuous investment
>>202899479What brand is that mate? Slate Atoll?
Why do other generals have peng tits and arse as the OP pics but /brit/ is filled dogshit like OP?
>>202900049ur a monga bloody mingmong
>>202900010See >>202900017Stop sucking on Elon's cock you utter freak
ACTUALLY there's no such thing as a "fish"
women dont care that i play the oboe they dont even know what it is
>>202900050For fucks SAKE rorke
>>202900007Maybe if you played jazz/classical but I still think you come across as a nerd>>202900055No one cares about playing instruments anymore. Music is dominated by singers and electronic music these days
>>202900055>also something subconsciously attractive about hands I guessso what you're saying is musicians should invent an instrument you play with your tongue if they really want to impress women
mumberg says I need to go for a shower before I can chum her to the shops
>>202900055you can write a whole thesis on what exactly it is about being in a recognized band, and I use the word recognized loosely here, that opens women's legs like a kryptonite crowbar, but the fact is it simply does. anyone with eyes can see it. the least expected dude to get laid just pulls in chicks by the truckloads when he picks up a guitar and sings a nice melody. Weezer as a topical example is an example of this.
thread feels particularly low IQ today.Normally I'd say it's about 90 IQ average but today it feels closer to 70 IQ.
women love my xylophone skills
>>202900069Some weird brand I've never heard of
>>202900050thats your head
had to put my arm up blind working on something with a bunch of metal and now my forearms have cut scars and look like i cut myself regularly
Mongman Prophecies
>>202899871*posts photoshopped image of himself looking slim and cool*yeah?
Saxophone.It even has "sex" in the name kind of
>>202900050same my g
new leaf poster is exceptionally bad
genuinely can't get enough of industrial accident threads on /gif/. funnier when it's third world shit holes
women flocking to my bed when they learn I play the piccolo
cringe as he is musk is probably the only billionaire interested in furthering humanity
>>202900164paki
>>202900166highly opinionated and highly arrogant. awful combination. probably a massive twat as well
>>202900164Alri love, planning anything for the 31st?
got loads of guitars but haven't played them in ages they're just sitting there
screaming
spliff and a wank on the cardsa splank, if you will
>>202900221cracking filename
>>202900208>>202900166malding I didn't shit on Musk? sorry I don't conform to your media's preformed cafeteria menu opinions, not sorry
>>202900050Ah look a Vile spotted freak!
>>202900196>the only billionaire interested in furthering humanityWhy do so many mentally retarded individuals on the far right worship Musk?95% of people realised he was a conman grifter with inherited wealth like 5 years ago.
>>202898811Pillar of /brit/
>>202900196nah he just pretends to do so as a grift the hyperloop in vegas was a colossal failure, the space program is a meme and tesla is seen as junk
>>202900240Good lad
>>202900258couldnt care less about musk 2bh. you just seem like a conceited prick.
*hides post*
the hyperloop was a failure bruvstarlink was a failure bruvspace x was a failure bruvX bankrupt in two weeks bruvtotal Musk derangement syndrome.
>>202900123yeah it’s absolutely true, perhaps being in a band is more important. but just playing an instrument well (I suspect guitar above all) in the first place is seen as very attractive for some reason. lots of people would say it’s cope or whatever but it stands the test of time pretty well. it’s the exact same reason as why guys who have muscles (go to the gym) or drive fast cars/ride motorcycles has been an everlasting sex symbol. obviously your appearance matters but these are like multipliers and actually introduce the idea of sex appeal beyond looks.
>>202900269going to mars is in line with the faustian spirit
not right
nothing quite like wanking while high
>>202900196SpaceX, Starlink and Tesla batteries are pretty neat-oMan's still a dickbag
>>202900206Great post
new thread soon lads. let's sort out what edition it will be. me? wouldn't say no to a nonce edish to be honest
>>202900236Nigga look like the end boss from half life 1
several hour sissy agp speed wank sesh on the cards
>>202900196>furthering humanitytoward what
>>202900236Is that yakub?
>>202899714Probably not but it would make for an interesting first date, wouldn't it? Huffing and puffing trying to get it through the garden door. Her dad and brother having to come from round the garage to help.
furthering humanity by killing myself
>>202900305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5-Lqm2kqYimagine defending thisliterally just a poverty version of public transportation
>>202900334Economic inequality, technological failures, fascism
>>202900309well that gets into a more specific topic in WHO exactly in the band gets the pussy and I think anyone in a band has an advantage in that regard but there's the meme that the bassist doesn't get laid and so on. obviously the lead vocalist primarily and the lead guitarist if separate drown in it but what about the rest of the band. i think the drummer does too honestly the whole band should have groupies
>>202900381based, cringe, based
>>202900334The future ad astra
>>202900364well he better be bloody good or it would be a bit embarrassing
>>202900273spacex is not a meme its one of the most important companies on earth>>202900324yea hes a bizarre goblin of a man but his companies are good, not sure why people cant accept this
came to the conclusion that I am depressed. literally just laid in bed since I woke up at 10 and haven't moved an inch.
>>202900368i'm a social democrat mate. you're a californian with musk derangement syndrome
Never met anyone in real life who didn't think musk was a monged out egocentric spoilt manbaby neofascist twatJust shows the kind of freaks who post here
>spacex is not a meme
>>202900404>Tries to play the theme song for Super Mario >Keeps fucking up>"N-no no hold on I've almost got it"
You lads ever add cherry tomatoes to your porridge?
lnstead of building another rocket Musk could have bought everyone on earth a takeaway
>>202900429he sure is a cockwomble isn’t he
>>202900368looks cool 2bh. why isnt it complete automated? why is there a driver?
>>202900444NONCE ALERT
>>202900439would be so fucking funny if he died suddenly in a horrible accident
Mad how Starmer and his wife have been spending time apart because he has had an affair with Jenny Chapman, and that there's a superinjunction in place to prevent reporting on it
Living in Slough for a week to house-sit for a mate. Good grief it's a fucking hellscape.
>>202900427am i yeah?
>>202900439well its not
>>202900444horrifying
>>202900396spacex is neat but the rest of his ventures are gay and retarded
For me it's "Games Yanks Can't Wank" by Larry Bundy Jr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrq44yNKm8
you literally HAVE to be programmed to hate musk. a normal person does not wake up and start seething at musk and saying his companies are all bankrupt. it's programming plain and simple.
>>202900444no but whenever I make cereal I put it in the fridge for 30 minutes to let it go soggy before eating it
>>202900427>socdemso you're a liberal. as the saying goes, scratch a liberal, wound a fascist.all libs turn to the far right eventually.look at macron, loses the french elections to socialists and communists, so he chooses to ignore the results and give power to the far right
>>202900474has he got a catberg
>>202900484love it
>>202900500simply sick of hearing about him all the fucking time
>>202900500i think you need to have sex mate
>>202900490But i think the original point was how is he better/worse than other billionaires. I would say he better than most.
>>202900500what if people dislike him and he's unpopular because he deserves it
space is fake
>>202900529i don't know who brought it up but sure as hell wasn't me. some dude started seething about musk i simply called it out as derangement
where has this new irritating dickhead leaf come from?
>>202900537why? cuz he's ahead in the private rocket business and makes ugly little electric cars for fags?
>>202900500>you literally HAVE to be programmed to worship musk.A ketamine addicted nazi billionaire is never going to care about you or your interests.
bitish niggas be like "im from pibdey wibbington-upon-sea"
pooed, showered, moisturised,
>>202900544you can dislike him because he's a trump supporter, okay. that's not what happened here. what we had ITT was the usual musk derangement circus where dr. nobody explained to us how musk's multi billion dollar companies are bankrupt
imagine coming out of a k hole and remembering you're the richest man in the world
>>202900577>ketamine addictedbased>nazibased>billionairebased
aussie niggas be like im from poowong
>>202900500I don’t really care but I will say I sold Tesla stock way too early and missed out on big bucks because I thought he was a spazz and was going to say something weird that would tank the stock any secondNever really happened surprisingly
>>202900500Check out some of the writing Whitney Webb has done on him. He claims persecution from our government while at the same time being a federal contractor. Tesla and Starlink are bretty cool but like all powerful, charismatic people he should always be looked at with scepticism.
>>202900610Yes you've already made it repeatedly clear you're underaged
>>202900601phwoar
>>202900601lol
>>202900597literally no one mentioned trump until nowtake your meds
>>202900637>>202900637>>202900637
>>202900574No because most others are russian oligarchs. 3rd world slave masters or jewish bankers
>>202900580>aussie niggas be like "im from poolooladong, it's just past the croc infested billabong and the spider fields"
umm wagwan den
>>202900705baited for this exact response
>>202897130>>202897130>>202897130
M A D O N EADONE
>>202900832>>202900832
