Losers edition.Winner >>203007607
hey bros
Good morning sisters.Finna paint the living room and the kitchen today fr. Had to remove a shitton of things yesterday from the house, guess moving them back in will be even more of a pain.
>van honks>instinctively somewhat raise hand >realise it was for someone else in a car who honked back>I don't even know the guy in the van I'm doing a complete change of route.
heh
Back from the groceries, shit was heavy.Wasted time searching for shampoo that seemingly vanished from the store.Time for a late brekkie.>>203049559Least dramatic Maltese.
Good day med, what happened in last night's gartic phone ?
>>203050450I saved only two that will be released when the time is right.There was one about you. But I did not save it.
>>203048787185cm tall goddess tbqh
Heads and I exercise now, tails and I exercise after lunch>>203050565I see
>>203051177The initial prompt was Wario is a new bird in wingspan and you being SHOCKEDThere might have been another wario one, unsure.
>>203051217Nice, would have loved to draw that one
Good morning /med/, today's gonna be a day of total slacking. Buying bread and cleaning the house are probably the hardest tasks I'll do today.
Momo? >>203051340
>never use delivery because it's gay>forced to do it by some seller>receive multiple texts and emails telling me my package has arrived>some saar tell me it did not>in fact the delivery says it did not arrived either, while still sending me texts about how I need to go pick it upTotal delivery death
>>203051867That's not me
>awaiting Breschad's update
Today's training.Leg press 3x5 with 180 kg.Seated leg curl 3x8 with 86 kg.Leg extension 3x8 with 86 kg.I couldn't squat because my shoulder still hurts from yesterday.
Hello frens, just woke up. Got a call from my mom that my grandma is under intensive care, I hope she'll be ok.>>203048372hello>>203048787good luck for the work Magyarbro.>>203049559kek that happens to everyone don't worry, sometimes I do that on purpose.>>203049857kek, fatherless passive behavior.
>>203053120I wish your grandma will be fine
>>203053218Thanks Momo, I hope so too! She's been in and out of the hospital for years so it's not uncommon but this time seems particularly bad.
Update from this >>203028995So the date went well. The girl is a normal girl, neither pretty nor ugly, she's thin, pale, black hair, blue eyes, has a few screws loose. She has a job. We talked about a bit of everything, she likes horror movies but movies in general, we didn't talk about mangos or anime, she likes that as well but seemed a cringe topic to me. I think she was treated poorly by former bfs, she seemed overly gladly surprised to whatever i did that was just basic etiquette when you interact with another human being. Anyway after a drink we had a walk around, held hands (no homo) and then yeah we kissed and went on for quite a long time. After that we were getting cold so i took her back at home (lives with parents so can't go anywhere) and we kept at it, so it went pretty good i'd say. She seems the type of girl that gets attached very fast and she seems way more catched than i am so i'm kind of thinking what i should do.Any hints or insults are appreciated. Have a nice day
>>203053120let the old hag die already
>>203053973Diagnosis : chad.
>>203053981Go fuck yourself
>>203053973Congrats Bresciafren, you just keep hitting it out of the park! Based.>>203054179subhumans don't deserve (you)s Momo, he's only hurting himself in the long run with this behavior.
>>203053973You damned sexhavers coming here to mock us.
>>203054179>>203054413>nooooo you cant just give the gift of eternal peace>noooooo you have to suffer on earth for eternity just so your hellspawn can feel better
>>203049559The other day I felt stupid because I accidentally walked out in front of two cars, only a few minutes apart from each otherIn my defence, it's on a really busy junction which is really difficult to cross, and I didn't get hit or anything, so really the moral of the story is FUCK careless drivers (careful drivers are fine)
>>203048787>sistersThere are probably zero women on 4chan
>>203053981>>203054494If you actually cared about her wellbeing you wouldn't call her an "old hag"
>>203053973Bravo, te le gestisci sempre bene, mi sembra ottimo come primo appuntamento >She seems the type of girl that gets attached very fast and she seems way more catched than i am so i'm kind of thinking what i should do.Beh cazzo una bella novità ogni tanto, di solito siamo costretti noi a rincorrere come disperati
>>203054681who said i did? but pretending to care about someone just because you want to keep them alive is just plain selfish
>>203054847I fucking hate Dutch "people"Literally pale gypsies, dirty, rude, ignorant, genocide-worthy
>>203054847Assisted dying is a legitimate topic but not if you're going to refer to the person in question as an "old hag"
>>203053120I hope grandma is ok.>>203054179He's dutch, didn't they kill someone for having autism recently?>>203054582Be cautious. I've had a couple of episodes where I was almost turned into roadkill.
>>203054847It has yet to come the day i don't pray God for the nuclearization of your stupid useless country.
>>203055137Just got a call from my dad and she's ok! Her condition is stable and they'll keep her in a room so theu can monitor her.Not looking good for Dutchsisters. Don't know why he seethed over it too, I'm not even against assisted suicide if the person is in suffering, it just doesn't apply here in this situation.
>>203055412That's good. I hope she improves. I'm leaving to visit mine soon. Fuck the dutch cunt and his death cult.
>>203055840Based, enjoy your time with your nan fren!
>>203054432Top right terrifies me no cap
>>203056003I go frequently. She's in no bad state, but you know.>>203056442Damn.
Windows defender has started marking torrents as malicious folder having some hacktools supposedly related to cracks.I guess I'm not downloading any more torrents and sticking to my live service games.
Good day /med/, drank a lot of alcohol yesterday but I’m surprisingly without a hangover, probably because I also drank a lot of water.>>203049857Andaluzanon towards gym qts.>>203053973Just keep being yourself, it’s working.
>>203057420The water strat really works well. The hardest is actually being diligent enough to keep doing it. I can never do it kek>>203056492You're among the best granchildren of /med/, you often go see her, that's nice
I have to go downstairs to buy the daily bread but lying on the sofa is great. How can I be such a slacker?>>203053973Congrats, I'd keep seeing her if the date went good to get to know her better, finding out if she's gf material or not.>>203055028This>>203057420>I also drank a lot of water. That's the good trick!>>203053120I hope everything goes well with your granny.
>>203055412Godspeed doe
SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!THAT I USED TO KNOW SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW YOU ARE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
>HxH resumedI hate myself for being happy about it, a lone wolf should murder Togashi already
I hope every /med/ granny have good, happy and healthy long lives, with good quality of life (what matters in old age).
Found a Maltese coin in my wallet, I wonder how common is to see them outside Malta.
>>203058603Over.
>>203058633Not ready
>>203057671>>203058373>>203058603thanks frens, those are very nice posts.>How can I be such a slacker?It just feels very nice. I'm slacking for the whole weekend, playing KCD and racing games
>>203059008>playing KCD and racing gamesBased. Sometimes I wish my whole life consisted in slacking, but I can't complain compared to others I guess. This evening I want to start either The Office or The Boys, I heard both series are nice in their own style.>>203058603Mine turned 89 this year and her health is quite good for her age.>>203058975>San Marino Cool, I think I've never seen any of them.
Finished curating my 2024 spooktathlon watchlist. I organized it chronologically-ish.The theme is mostly centered around slasher gore/giallo but I'll deviate into paranormal J-horror and a bit of classics (old and new) I had never seen.>>203059230I love slacking too. I balance it out with going out with friends and family but otherwise my current life is very peaceful and I love it.Having a not stressful 9 to 5 helps.>The Office or The Boysyeah they're ok. I kinda pulled out of both after a few seasons though. For the Office, I'd recommend UK if you prefer depressing cringe, but US is fine for cozier vibes.The Boys I found that it does this big no no of wasting your time like many other tv series.
>>203059845>spooktathlon(You)
>The brother of a girl that liked me beyond any reasonable doubt in highschool goes to the same gym as me>We got to know each other, cool dudeI am fucking desperate. I will try to befriend him for 2 reasons: 1. I must find out 2. I need a gfAnother path to gf was closed recently, I will carve another.
>>203059900literally me
>>203059976I'm afraid women hate it when you missed an opportunity.
Saw a cat on the way down to the cake shop to purchase a cake from my mother's birthday, then I saw the same cat on the way back, and he let me pet him. I hope he wasn't lost. Unfortunately, today was one of the few days where I didn't have cat treats in my backpack, so I couldn't even feed him.>>203053973>literally beed himself>it worked>she's thin, pale, black hair, blue eyes, has a few screws looseAh yes, the sexo phenotype. Before winter sets in, I heartily suggest you take her on a date to the petting zoo where she can feed baby goats tiny pellets from a gumball machine. You can thank me by naming your firstborn child after me.>>203053120Godspeed, mémé.
>>203060012It was not like we had any contact at all.We were totally irrelevant to each other. She had 1 friend, I had my own friend group.I would not even know she existed if I did not find out indirectly that she had my name written on her desk.
>>203060157>Kyrgyos Papadopoulos Vineratos Byzancios Kratos Cypros Cretas
>>203060246Spent a whole trimester carving the name on her desk
I love shitalian women.
Is anybody else watching anything from the current anime season, pic related are my pick for Autumn.
>>203053120>good luck for the work Magyarbro.Thanks, Gman. Taking a small rest of 10ish minutes now, but we still have a lot of work left ft fr, hope we'll be done by 7 PM.>grandma is under intensive careWishing her the best. Any updates?>>203055412Nvm, good to hear she's doing fine now.
>>203054632Wrong
>>203054632There are two girls on /med/ alone.
>>203061682>There are two girls on /med/ alone.The magyar is not actually a girl, you know.
>>203061786Greekette is not a man doe
>>203062176>GreeketteShe's been gone so long I've taken her off the /med/ roster.
>>203061786Italoamerican tax evader anonette was one
>>203062448Then we haveTroonadian (hecking valid!)AmericanetteArgentinetteGreekettePortuchad's missusTwinkoPole-bro (zesty)
>>203062591And how could I forgot Magyarette
I love winning by tucking cards.That platypus guy was super annoying.
>>203062238She posted last week.>>203062448Fuck her though.
>>203063086Those massive points with tucking cards feels gay for frIt's like the other guy makes a lot of points through various meansThey have nice usernames tol
>>203063238Tucking engines are based, they are difficult to set up and you have to gamble at the beginning whether or not you'll try it.I was blessed with 2 great tucking materials for the engine right at the start so I had no choice.
Also guy had the spangled drongo turn 2, one of the best birds for early game so he has no rights to complain.
>>203063238Wait a minute, is Brune a winghead too? How many people in /med/ play this game?>>203063096>She posted last week.So she's still alive. I always knew she was a tough one.
>>203063871>not playing memespan You’re missing out (no, I don’t play it).
>>203063871>How many people in /med/ play this game?Just me sadly
>>203063871No I don't, it's just a feeling I got on that pic.
>beautiful - albiet dilapidated - house in a lovely street for sale.Oh, if only I was loaded enough to buy and restore it.>>203058975Based.>>203058633Nice. I don't think they're very common outside here. Spanish coins are very common here.
SOVL OVERDOSE
Good morning /med/! Well, it's after 12 pm for me, aka the middle of the day. I could finally convince my mom to take my phone to a phone tech cause the USB port is worn out from all the use I gave it along the years.>>203048787Good luck hungaryanon, the satisfaction you'll feel when everything is done will be gigantic :)>>203051879I never used delivery apps in my life. I call the restaurant theirselves if they have personal deliveries, or buy the food myself and heat it in my home.>>203052498Be careful bro, don't sprain a muscle! Specially a back muscle. You have quite the heavy load to train with.>>203053120I wish your granny the best, my fren. Maybe it was something minor or something that can get solved quickly with surgery. :c>>203053973>has a few screws looseI mean, we all do, I kinda like it if someone isn't 100% a normie or has a kind of like "oh my god we're in a machine/matrix" thought in life.>i'm kind of thinking what i should do.Idk man, she seems like a sweet angel from what I just read. If you feel like you're not catching feelings right away, just spend a bit more time when you can. Good girls are a godsend, and having someone like you right away is like "WHY?????", but- don't ask why, just enjoy it, my wigga.
>>203064295
>>203054847Bro, just 'cause someone is old it doesn't mean they SHOULD die. The only moments where I'd say "Yeah, please euthanize this person" is if they'll get a horrible terminal disease that won't improve or that will forever leave them attached to a bed, like rabies or brain death or late stage dementia. Having a complication when you're old doesn't mean you'll die, dying ain't that simple.>>203055412Oops, sorry, just catching up. I'm really glad the ol' lady is fine! The body does become a bit more vulnerable as we age 'cause ADN can't replicate itself as easily as it did before. But I know at least some old folks that are way healthier than me at 22, kek.>>203058389BUTYOUDIDN'THAVETOCUTMEEUUUUUUUPMAKEITLIKEITNEVERHAPPENEDANDTHATWEWERENOTHINGNOWIDON'TEVENNEEDYOURLOVEBUTYOUTREATMELIKEASTRANGERANDITFEELSSOROUGHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsLd22mhOA>>203058633Bro, coin designs are so pretty, I have a bit of moneys collected from around the world, I could maybe-....oh. i don't have my phone to take a photo of it. shit. But I love big coins, like "oooo". And coins with flowers are KINO.
Okay it's time to exercise, see you in about 2 hours med
>>203059845i read bay of blood as gay of blood kekMy favorite horror movie and extreme comfort for me is The Shining by Stanley Kubrick, what a beautiful fucking filmI swear whenever I see this scene I can just imagine the smell of perfume, the tobacco from the pipes that the people would smoke, the smell of the wonderful dishes... And for some reason the taste of black tea and champagne.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmcnnRv58Z4>>203060092I want to believe that catnegro is the cat equivalent to the Pope in Christianity.>>203062238Is greekette nice? I miss finding women friends online, it's hard to find them in the places I frequent q.q
>>203064077It's been spoken about so much here that I really do want to try it. If it goes on sale for like 75% at Christmas time, I might buy it on Steam.>>203064266>Oh, if only I was loaded enough to buy and restore it.There's a similar house on a street I pass on my woolks. All the other houses are easily £2-3m+, but this one looks like a half-crumbled manor that nobody's lived in since the 19th century. Kinda want to break in and look around, but it's on one of those streets where if someone calls the police, they actually will turn up.
>>203061273I'll watch Bleach and Re:Zero.Re:Zero started with an almost two hour long episode full of cringe moments, so I was about to drop it, but when it actually got to set up the arc properly it looked interesting enough.
Today's training1x4 pullups 3x8 assisted pullups1x9 40kg 1x9 50kg 4x6 60kg bench press1x9 60kg 1x8 65kg 2x5 70kg low row4x12 leg raises4x8 80kg leg press3x9 20kg triceps extension3x6 50kg chest pressThis took me 1h30min, feel tired, might have done too much, also didn't do back extensions nor dips and that makes me feel bad
>>203065149>I want to believe that catnegro is the cat equivalent to the Pope in Christianity.My religion is actually Catholicism (that's "cat-holic-ism" btw).>Is greekette nice?She's basically Vasquez from Alien.
>>203065463I remember watching but dropping it when it first came out.Tried watching it again relatively recently and could not do it because of the condensed cringe.Not for me anymore, obviously referring to zero, bleach is possibly the best anime ever.
>>203059845I think I'll go with the US version.>>203064999Here each country has its own design and that's very cool.>>203064266>Spanish coins are very common here.So I guess you're familiar with these two: our coins with the former (left) and the current king (right).
>>203065188I don't know about the price of this place in particular. I doubt they'd allow someone to destroy the house and turn it into apartmentsif so that must drop the price a bit. Still, restoration would be quite costly.>>203066421Indeed, I got some.
>>203066722>apartmentsifapartments*
>>203065936>Vasquez from AlienOne of the few tomboy characters I can stomach
>>203066865Ironically enough she also ends up in a stomach
>>203048363I have been meaning to ask... what does this image trying to say?
I can't get this lovely face out of my head.
>>203067460Mid
>>203067460Where is she from? I'd say levantine.
Back from my nightwalk.Nothing ever happened again.I am considering now doing a masters next year.
good afternoon ladsvisiting my parents this weekend, ate like a fucking pig during lunchthink I'll have some siesta>>203067864>levantinegood lad
The new season of Bleach is looking good.Ishida was able to fight against the jobber allegations.
>>203067864Heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAgNpE7lKU
Another day of NEETdom.
>>>vst/1866717Suspicious
lain?
>>203071991>>>/vst/1866717
>>203069760>mastersScience subject? Humanities? Or something else?
>>203070269Dude looked swag in the trailer shooting arrows
Germans be like>1.000.000Austrians be like>1 000 000Swiss Germans be like>1’000’000Crazy that they're all different
Thu Thu Thu Thuraaam
>>203074054Te Te Te Ten men Torino
>>203074130If you actually watched the match you could see they were two great goals
>>203074130>>203074054The Venetabro/Momo soccer evening rivalry is legendary
Done. Took 2 hours and 15 mins more than expected fr.
>>203067341maybe the real space exploration was the miscarriages we made along the way
>>203074261You'd have to pay me to watch this bozo play>>203074346If you watch football you know that Thuram is garbage, no wonder why he isn't on the starting 11 for France anymore.
>>203074431How is Eire these days?
>Sounds to me that the people contributing to this are making things a lot more difficult than it really is. Choose a resistance that enables you to do at least eight repetitions in good form (two seconds raising, four seconds lowering) for 8–12 repetitions. Easy math will tell you that this gives you a time frame 48 – 72 seconds of work performed in each set. Research has shown that this is sufficient to involve the maximum number of fast twitch fibres in the muscle ,resulting in growth and increased strength. A properly performed set of exercise will reduce momentary muscular strength by approximately 20-30%, also sufficient to trigger increases in muscular size and strength. Muscular failure means "gun to the head" failure ; you would be unable to perform another repetition even if your life depended on it. Sorry to disagree with you all but this is all established knowledge about the physiology of exercise. This is not my opinion but science speakingInteresting...
It's been a while, here's a 2 truths, one lie:>got kissed on the lips by my hairdresser (male) while getting a haircut>got a small actor gig as a medieval leper in a fair for a few months and the fear and disgust of visitors lowered my confidence to this day>woke up my parents one night when I was around 4-5 with my dad's gun in hand
>>203062618>>203061786What makes you think I might be a girl?
>>203074802Guns are allowed in France? That's cool
>>203074802I think the hairdresser is fake
>>203074802The first one is the lie.
Here we go>I'm andalucia's brother noone knows about and I plan on beating his deadlift PR>I'm one of Brune's (pbuh) soldiers and am back from the future with the intent of getting rid of his sperm samples. His younglings caused France to fall in the year 2047. >I pay cute, but not so well known actresses to play a role. Which is working in a French office and temtping one of the bald workers there (nigga wears a stone as a hat, wtf?).>>203074802I'm saying the 2nd one is the lie.
>>203074977>>203075061>>203075109Magyaranon is right, second one was a lie!For a bit of context, my hairdresser back in Italy was a crazy dude, juggling with scissors, had 7.62 x 39mm rounds in his drawers among all the hair products. He would stop cutting hair whenever his wife and daughter came by the store even if it was full of clients and would tell everyone how beautiful they were. He had 2 other workers that didn't cut any hair but were just there to catch all the juggled scissors and hairdryers. Like, that was their job.When I told him about France one day, he cut me off and said some shit like "yes yes ze frenche, zey all talk like zis and kiss muah muah" and kissed me. It was so fucking weird I just laughed and he finished the haircut. He was a funny weird dude so I was used to his antics.>>203074913Not really but my dad is a cop so he had access to it.
>>203074799Not a fan of slow eccentric, I don't think there's any studios showing benefits from them.The eccentric needs to be controlled but making it slow on purpose I think is generally unnecessary or even negative, as you get more tired with nothing to gain from it.>>203074802You've lived more than me.>>203075109The current deadlift WR in the -83 kg class is held by a Hungarian.
>>203072148Informatics.
>>203075386>You've lived more than meNo, that game always gives that feeling off but it's just about recollecting fun anecdotes and the way you turn them.
>>203075365Was hoping the last one was a lie.
>>203075365I lost
>>203075365Least promiscuous Italian.
>>203065936CHADtholicism you mean (I was raised Catholic, became kind of Agnostic over time, and I kinda regained my faith this year after some rough stuff)>Vasquez from AlienoooNow I really want to meet her sometime, I hope she passes by!>>203066421I wonder just how old some spanish coins can be, or what the oldest coins acceptable are! Since Spain's history as a nation is older than my own. And mesoamerican cultures didn't really use gold or coins as money, but plants and slaves and other things to exchange or show power or show their goods. Like cocoa beans!>>203067460Man she's got some cute pouty lips. Apparently my lip shape is very desired, it looks similar to the russian lip lift technique, or butterfly lips. I never imagined my lip shape would be THAT popular worldwide.>>203076327This is the image I have for italian men and I will now imagine most italian men are super gay and exaggerated.Also, guys? Do you kiss your coworkers or known relatives with a kiss on the cheek/cheek touch kiss to say hi? We do that in South America, although men sometimes grab their hands and give eachother a hug/pat on the back, kind of.
>>203076462Before COVID I did it sometimes, now rarely.
https://youtu.be/eGeyoLI5phA?si=Z2dMz7puvfjhsr4V&t=200
>>203076093yeah kinda spooky story kek, my dad never forgot to lock the gun case afterwards.>>203076177it's ok, you'll win next time!>>203076327kek not sure it even was that, it had nothing sexual about it, dude was just intense and loved shocking people.>>203076462>Do you kiss your coworkers or known relativesI always say hi to my coworkers from afar, except outside of work where I kiss or bump fist/shake hand.I kiss on the cheek most of my friends, girls and guys alike.
>>203076462I don't know who she is, but I love her face.>>203076801I'd shit my pants if I was in his place.
>tfw your first kiss is your Italian hairdresser
Finally finished with tending the clothesline, phew. It's a bit hard for me cause I'm short as fuck.>>203076641HEEEEY, HEEEEY, HEEEEY, HEEEY>>203076538Now I don't really greet anyone with a kiss on the cheek either, I think my family at most and that's because we see eachother often. With most people it's a distant kind of greeting.If it's someone I haven't seen in a long time it might be appropiate to do a cheek/hug-pat greeting, together with a "It's been so loooong! How are youuu?!""I'm dying but at least there's food!">I kiss on the cheek most of my friends, girls and guys alike.Huh, and the americans see that as weird? I mean, it's not like it's a GRANDMA kiss on the cheek, more like a cheek bump for us lol.>>203074802holy fucking shit the last one would make me shit bricks nglthank GOD my parents always had their guns locked OR unarmed, they were motherfucking heavy too. Couldn't lift them as a kid, no matter how suicidal I was lol
A lot of 4chan makes me think of this quote
>>203077016You can't convince me italians and some french dudes aren't bisexual out of the pure EVROPEAN testosterone they have.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQrhWsBmMQw
>>203077062I find your lack of faith disturbing, General Kenobi
>>203077062I find all of 4chan funny and based, i don't know what you mean by that anon
>>203077128>You can't convince me italians and some french dudes aren't bisexualEhm what
I love racing games, having a lot of fun right now.>>203077016kek wasn't my first kiss thank god.>>203076943>>203077046Yeah my dad must have been sweating pretty bad lol. Not even the worse danger I or we even got with weapons kek.
>>203077535typical yaoi girl fantasies. They can't imagine bros hanging out without inserting gay fanfiction into it...
>>203077535I just think of italians as wanting sexo 24/7, and c'mon, you guys were heir to the roman empire. lol>>203077773>Not even the worse danger I or we even got with weapons kek....how- Mind explaining WHAt other scenario got you in daNGER thaNKS to GUNS?- Was it something "simple" or expected like a robbery, or something bizarre, more akin to what I'd probably expect of a comedy movie? lol>>203077866I mean, there IS a song called GAY or european for a reason lmaoAnd everyone, including women, have weird accidentally homosexual situations, like Gironde being kissed by his hairstylist kek
>>203077773Damn. I'd like to hear more of that sometime. Now though, it is bed time.
>>203078097>I just think of italians as wanting sexo 24/7Interesting, I always suspected I had Italian ancestry. Must be descended from Roman centurions who interbred with the local Brittonic population.
Good night med, no wagie tomorrow
>>203078097Well simple, it wasn't guns. It was worse.One time we were visiting my grandma and she gave my dad a sock loaded with something. They were discreet about it and my dad put it in the backseat for the drive home, among shirts and other linen cloth.I was too curious so I silently took the sock and looked inside and it was a grenade. My dad looked back at that moment and told me to put it the fuck back slowly on the clothes.Basically my nan had this old thing for some reason and my dad brought it back to the police station to decomission it.Maybe it wasn't active and dangerous, but a kid with a grenade seems worse than a kid with a gun imo.
>>203078152Torna a casa e vivi il tuo mito in Italia, uomo della Penisola
>>203078297Goodniiight! Hope you have a good rest.>>203078152British + italian genes... How come you're not a complete conquistador of pussies, my wigga. You should have bitches left and right fighting over you!Also for some reason the more confident someone is, the more chances they have that they're suave, smooth, and can get into other people's pants. Fake it til' you make it!>>203078320AWhy THE fUCK did your granny have a grenade. Was it- but- b- WHERE did she even get one, your grandpa?But... I mean, are grenades really that dangerous if they're surrounded by clothes and other things? I've never been close to one in real life, and I know that if there's nothing to protect you against the bullets it's gonna fucking hurt a lot, but maybe it wasn't going to explode unless you took the protection off.Also unrelated but please look at my fat ass cat. She's a motherfucking titan and I love her, she's meowing by my side right now!
>>203077773Lips don't really count as your mom did it first I guess anyway>>203078320Made me think of https://youtu.be/35kWxQCTuWA?feature=shared
>>203078803Cute kot
>>203078803No idea where she got it from.The clothes were there to prevent shock if the car swerved or something and to hide it from view.Cute cat!>>203078810Yeah it's funny because kisses on the lips can be the hottest thing ever but, when removed from any sexual situation, it's basically nothing.My mom never kissed me on the lips but a female friend of my parents used to do it when she left so I guess that was my first.
>>203078810kek didn't see the video, pure comedy kino.
>>203078890Thank you, will give her cuddles once I get my lazy butt off the chair, lol.>>203079049That's terrifying, but- Couldn't you have called the police officers to retire it theirselves from the house? o:>Cute cat!She's 15 years old now! A supercentenary kot!>>203079049I always wonder if my first kiss was with my dad cause I once closed my eyes and tried to kiss his cheek and I think he got angry or uncomfortable after that. I was just wanting to show him love but he turned his head at the wrong moment.And then my other first kiss I 100% knew was a kiss was when I was playing truth or dare with some classmates of mine. Gave a peck on the lips to a girl, very homosexual.Freud would have a field day with me kek
>>203079049I wonder why this image reminded me of the conversation we're having, kek.
>>203074802I like this, let’s see.>one time had to run from the police for illegally entering a public building at night. Didn’t get caught but broke one finger while “parkouring” to escape. I did have a lot of alcohol on my system.>was working abroad for two weeks. When I arrived I needed a taxi, and the only one available was a super expensive one (top of the line black Audi). There was a literal bunch of Jews (three) haggling prices and the driver was going mad, so I just said “I don’t care, I need the taxi so just take me”. He threw the Jew bags out of the trunk of the car while they were screeching in Hebrew. I paid 95€ for 10km, and bossman paid for it.>had a guy (friend of a friend) say I was gay and in the closet, and it was his mission to get me out of the closet. He proceeded to spread rumours about it and tried twice (unsuccessfully) to have his way with me
>>203048372is it possible to be as handsome as ryan gosling? I want to be as handsome as ryan gosling
>>203079461I'm stuck between the first and second one, I'll say the second one might be fake. >>203079515But you're already handsome my brother, you got 'em italian alpha genes.
>>203079324>Couldn't you have called the police officersThat's obviously the right procedure but for some reason that's what they opted to do. It was the early 00s and things were a bit different still.>>203079324>Gave a peck on the lips to a girl, very homosexualcute! If the genders were switched, I would have been fucking mortified to have to kiss some male classmate.>>203079404cute bun!>>203079461All seem quite believable t bh. The 2nd one is the most outlandish but I believe it. 3rd one is possible (that dude is a fucking cunt and deserve an elbow to the cheek if that is true).The first one is a teenage classic and is a type of story you can have in many countries and different generations, it's very much believable but I'll guess this is the lie.
>>203078502>Torna a casa e vivi il tuo mito in Italia, uomo della PenisolaiNo es posible!>>203078803>Also for some reason the more confident someone is, the more chances they have that they're suave, smooth, and can get into other people's pants. Fake it til' you make it!I have been faking being a cat my entire adult life, and all it's done is earn me suspicion and several restraining orders.>>203079461The first one is false (Portuguese police wouldn't try that hard).
>>203079671Daamn, shit. Sometimes police officers can be the most idiotic people in the world. A classmate of mine committed suicide and the police found him AFTER people reported, two days before, that there was a dead body by a bridge in my city. Fucking scum they can be sometimes...>I would have been fucking mortified to have to kiss some male classmate.I can imagine, but I don't fucking play when it's truth or dare. They can call me insane but they can't say I don't have balls!...or ovaries, lol.>cute bun!bun doesn't have a firearms license, bun is a criminal>>203079811>I have been faking being a cat my entire adult lifeHere's where I can say sexism exists for both sexes; I've always kind of behaved and thought kind of like a cat would. Don't annoy me, I try to not annoy others (although I can be annoying when I'm trusting, like cats invading your personal space lol), don't overstimulate me, and I'll be your loyal friend forever. I even learned how to meow and purr and developed a sense of balance physically. It's seen as "okay and cute" cause I'm a woman,but men can't feel like catmen without being gay or autistic? Despicable!>Portuguese police wouldn't try that hard)kek, I was thinking something like that too
>>203079991>I even learned how to meow and purrI can't even roll my /r/ and there are people in /med/ who can actually purr. If intelligent design is real, it's anglophobic and God is a bigot.>I've always kind of behaved and thought kind of like a cat wouldHow many times have you sat on the edge of the toilet and pissed directly onto the floor and meowed until someone else cleaned it up?
>>203079575>>203079671>>203079811It was a trick question, every single one of them is true.For the first one it was the middle finger of the right hand, couldn't even hold a pencil for a while.For the second one, I feel like the jews were invoking curses upon me. The taxi driver was a bro and we spent the ride talking. When he arrived he gave me a Cohiba cigar (apparently part of the ride experience).For the third, he later apologised profusely because he really thought I was zesty. I have no ill thoughts towards him, besides thinking he was an utter retard for spreading false rumours.For a second run, this time I swear there's a fake one.>have female friend, go with her group of male and female friends to parties and dinners when young. Meet a girl at one of them and on the second part we hit it off and I end up sleeping with her (no pp in vagina, but very close to it). Find out her bf was in the party and left for work after dinner. I didn't even knew she had a bf, felt extremely terrible afterwards.>I lack one organ in my body. Even had a cirurgical procedure when I was a little baby so doctors could look for it (they didn't find anything). This could prevent me from producing offspring, but it seems the remaining organ from the pair just works in overdrive. No significant other has ever noticed it until I mentioned it, except for portuwife which noticed it immediately.>Have tried repeatedly to explain W40k lore to father. He seems very enthusiatic every time until I start talking about the relationship between the Emperor and the Cult of Mars. He's clearly anti-emperor and prefers the Omissiah, and thinks it's extrenely outlandish that there hasn't been a massive civil war between Terra and Mars.
>>203080238You can't roll your Rs?! I never got why people can't do it! It's like RRRATATOUILLE, rrrATING, RRRICHARD, like Richard! That's the easiest example I can give! Make your tongue vibrate on the roof of your mouth! :>>How many times have you sat on the edge of the toilet and pissed directly onto the floor and meowed until someone else cleaned it up?I have no idea but I have had other types of fluid leak onto beds and floors and I had to clean them myself. Sex sounds fun for the first 15-30 minutes, then it's a chore to clean after.>>203080254I was fucking certain that these three were not fake, that maybe the first one was an oversimplification, and the third one could've been completely true because I know how spiteful people can be, lol.>middle fingerGuess... Life gave you the MIDDLE finger, huh? Huuuh?Yeah, punch me.Hmm... From the second run, I think maybe the second one might be fake. I don't remember if you mentioned having a waifu, and being born without a sex organ would fuck your body's development in some notorious way. I did meed one intersex girl once who had like... A penis and a femenine body, it was really curious. I think she had like testes that had the functionality of ovaries, and sometimes period cramps.
>>203076462>I wonder just how old some spanish coins can be, or what the oldest coins acceptable are!Before the Euro entered in 2002 we had the "peseta", which was supposed to be better for us since the Euro made everything more expensive. Unluckily I was too young to enjoy the wonders of the peseta. They were cool af, one of its coins had even a hole.>>203077773>I love racing games, having a lot of fun right now.I wish I had the PS3 and the wheel to play Gran Turismo. Btw, I watched 3 episodes of The Office (US), and despite I laughed, I can't stand the main character, so I switched to Peaky Blinders which I liked more.
>>203080567>You can't roll your Rs?! I never got why people can't do it! It's like RRRATATOUILLE, rrrATING, RRRICHARD, like Richard! That's the easiest example I can give! Make your tongue vibrate on the roof of your mouth! :>I can't help it okay. Some people can't make /th/ sounds, I can't make a European /r/ sound. Linguistics is anglophobic.>>203080254I seriously want the second one to be true. I don't even think it's implausible, I just think if you had been shooting with 3 bullets in your revolver this entire time, you'd have told us by now - unless you did tell us, and I just forgot because I have early-onset Alzheimer's.
spinning rat but it's eurobeatalso the solo goes fucking HARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTemcPZw8Eo>>203080645Peseta... Sounds like pesito, which would mean little peso. Or small weight kek. Since Europe is practically as big as Argentina I do guess it makes it easier if everyone had the same coin value, but I wonder how easy it can be managing so many different countries' economies to make sure that 1 euro in Spain equals the same value in Italy, for example. >>203080870Wooooah. I can make the TCH sound, like CHUrch, but it's kinda hard for me to make more guttural vowel sounds, like the bwo gwu gWA bWOOwwow yibby yay kind of noises. That's why french is a nightmare for me, I almost can't recognize the differences in pronunciation!!
Speaking of racing games, goddamn, I wanna play NFS Carbon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iT2mzlVf0
>>203080567>>203080870The last one is the false one. I never told him about w40k lore, it would be too autistic for him. I do talk to him about lotr, asoiaf lore and ayy lmaos thought.I do have lower than normal count of little swimming fellows, but they’re faster and more agile than normal, so in the end I don’t have an issue. And it has its advantages, it’s much easier for me to cross legs when sitting compared to the average guy. No, I do not get off by crossing legs like women do.>alzheimer’sThat’s for the time when I become a 33 year old man.
>>203081176>it would be too autistic for him>meanwhile me explaining mlp lore to my mom and dad, and explaining to my mom the lore of a story i've had on my mind for years and that i'd like to turn into a game somedayWoah, holy fucking shit man, that's incredible! You mean like, you were born without it, ABSOLUTELY... But you have one remnant, huh. I should study how common, or, err. How UNCOMMON it is. I would definitely be worried of it working on overdrive and getting checkups to make sure everything is okay, specially for prostate cancer and stuff.I always wonder how it feels having testicles. I have dummy thick thighs and even if I don't try, I close my legs quite tight just cause it's comfy... How do chubby men sit if they got dummy thick thighs? Or bodybuilders?>alzheimer’sspeedrunning alzheimer's by having clinical depression since age 10 in my case
Good night, /med/! I'll soon be heading off to a dinner with my grandma and an aunt, I hope y'all have a good night. :)
If I survive this night without porn I may go to church in the morning
I know have a toothache.There's no saving me.
>>203084885Should have eaten diet Kinder bars instead.
>>203085459I have an ache because of a molar that's hitting another, not because of caries.
Bump.
Can't sleep.Might do an incelwalk.
>>203077062For me 4chan is more like the monkey island full of pirates and wizards.
>Dream about some random guy I see often.>He talks to me this morning.>>203078320I've heard of other things that aren't feet going into socks, but never a grenade. Damn.
My shoulder feels a bit better.
>>203049857IdgiWhat's the meaning behind?
Good morning, sisters. Skipping the morning gym sesh, but will definitely go in the afternoon. Will have lunch at grandma's place before that though so maybe I'll skip using the hip thrust machine and do leg presses instead of squats cause oh boy do these exercises make me feel like shit when I ate too much.>>203090189Saw some halloween themed kinder bars inside Spar fr. I assume they are the same as regular ones except the packaging has a different design.
Good morning med, how are you gonna spend your sunday funday ?
Apparently there's a 30 years old treasure hunt to locate an owl statue that just got discovered in Moselle and the winner gets rewarded with an other owl statue made of diamonds and gold.It could have been me VGH.
>>203090402Visiting grandma, gym, cleaning, shaving, washing my hair, and either playing cyberpunk or reading.>>203090522>Hm, maybe I should listen to podcasts on my woolks instead of being aware of my surroundings>What could go wro-HOLY SHIT
>>203090402I'll procrastinate all day long.
>>203090402Cleaning the upper floor and preparing the school lessons for this week, slacking the rest of the time.
>>203090580It was buried deep down under the ground, it wasn't hidden on the surface desu
>>203090402Attila Total War, playing some football on my own outside, working
>>203090402Wasting time.
>>203090638No shit
>>203090580What are you reading, sister?
>>203090831No bullying
>>203090616Procrastinating scum
What a strange place I just found
>>203090867>>>203091009SOVL, could unironically live there
>>203090522Yeah I've read that, wanted to talk about it yesterday.Apparently the guy that replaced the dead creator had to go to a trial to avoid the treasure being inherited, and then released more tips for the game to end.They're planning a second one with a bigger treasure.Btw the treasure has to be exchanged for the real treasure, like it's a worthless statut that was in the ground
>>203091009Le burn down easily moment
>>203091107
>>203091009Innawoods
>>203091259Imagine opening the windows on a summer morning after it rained a bit last night and sniffing the air.>>203090848Yet to choose, but will read one of the followingAdam Grimes - The Art and Science of Technical Analysis: Market Structure, Price Action, and Trading StrategiesPhilip Zimbardo - Psychology: Core ConceptsDr. Marc Bubbs - Peak: The New Science of Athletic Performance That is Revolutionizing Sports Jon Kabat-Zinn - Wherever You Go, There You Are
Tunisia is voooting today.Who would you pick?
>>203091930Whichever one rejects authoritarianism and embraces democracy
>>203092010Based Kais respecter.>A jurist by training, he is a specialist in constitutional law, and secretary-general of the Tunisian Association of Constitutional Law between 1990 and 1995 then vice-president of the association since 1995.>Director of the public law department at the University of Sousse between 1994 and 1999, then at the Faculty of Juridical, Political and Social Sciences of Tunis of the University of Carthage from 1999 to 2018, he was a member of the group of experts of the General Secretariat of the Arab League between 1989 and 1990, expert at the Arab Institute for Human Rights from 1993 to 1995 and member of the committee of experts responsible for revising the draft Tunisian Constitution in 2014. He was also a member of the scientific council of several commissions academics.It took this fella a lot of studying to figure it out, TND is necessary.
>>203091930Kek.
>>203048363>Losers editionthere are no losers in /med/you're all winners in my eyes
>>203053973Forgot to post the related Gartic we did while you were away.
>>203091009looks similar to the house my parents bought here, only we have fewer trees
>>203092146Spain has a desert climate now so it's to be expected to have less trees.
>>203092171i meant it's a bit denser and the houses are bigger, leaving less space for trees but there are still enough
>>203092244wtf, it's all the same name?
>>203081083based taste. I'm planning on playing through the Forzas, NFS, Burnout and all racing games that I missed as a child.So far I'm very happy with Forza, I even got a Toyota AE86 Trueno but so far my favorites are the Audi Sport Quattro and the Ferrarri F355 Challenge.
>>203092270there's like one main road that accesses the urbanizacion and it winds through the entire hill loli think it's gigacute
>>203092271>Moselle, to exit this death trap, you need to win a race against Gironde>he won't make it easy for you, we've told him you're a gyppo>you also need to reverse park to get fuel btw
>>203092244Don't doxx yourself lol.
>>203092339i like to play with fire because im a bad boyi also cry before, during and after sex
>>203092146Are you the german anon in valencia?
>>203092377hello yes!it's gonna be so hot today, like 33° or something
Hello btw frens.>>203090402Videogames. Fridge almost empty but I can survive another day.
>>203092387Hell on earth, i want cold
>>203092406im here for one more week, then i am headed back to a grey, cold, rainy, miserable germanymy plan is to use my remaining time here to absorb as many photons as possible through my nipples and lactate them out again when i am back in munich
>>203092403You probably don't eat a lot, half a lemon probably has enough calories for you to go for a day or two.
>>203092434>im here for one more week, then i am headed back to a grey, cold, rainy, miserable germanyYou are going back to heaven, i envy you so much>my plan is to use my remaining time here to absorb as many photons as possible through my nipples and lactate them out again when i am back in munichNice plan anon, going to the beach?
>>203092494not sure, i was in el saler yesterday and it was nice, but today's gonna be really hot and if there's little wind on the beach it will be hellthere's a nice pool here in the yard next to shaded terrace so i might stay home today ^^what are your plans, little paellabro
>>203091009Happens quite a lot in my region too, residential areas mixing with parks and forests.
>>203092541>there's a nice pool here in the yard next to shaded terrace so i might stay home today ^^Sounds nice honestly, as a german, you don't know what suffering is>what are your plans, little paellabroProcrastination
>>203092580Residentials areas are mixing with park and forests like brownoids are with humansthe former just come and destroy the latter
>>203092640Fascist scum.
>>203092328kek, that would be a sight to see...The return match is playing Wingspan against him while he thinks I'm the wagie bitch.>>203092464Well I got some pasta and tomatoes, olives and bread. And some yoghurt. It's enough to make a few meals.>>203092640sad but true...But we still have a looooot of trees in the Landes to go through before then.
Poor little residentials still got some work to do before the mighty maritime pine kneels.
>>2030919304
https://youtu.be/P6H1hD2XZoo?si=D84eknpddMx6v1JL
>>203092079I should add that I also would only pick candidates who aren't racist
AI horror is herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2RT79khjvI
>Family Feud Malta>"Hmm, lets have one of the least charismatic hosts we have to host it."
>Start a new save on CKII because I messed around a bit too much with the previous' savefiles and mods>One of the first character's daughters gets the demon child event>Said child kills her entire family>Game over
Booma will vooote today
I beat Pizza Tower's second level. I managed to find the janitor guy to open the secret room but I couldn't find the room sadly.
>>203093396Splendid!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8Tgp5au0o
>>203048363Tummy wants to be a twitch streamer
would you?
>>203097163Look at the sheer pleasure and happiness he’s experiencing, so wholesome. Also, sexo.
>>203097163The right question is "would she?"The answer is always no
>want coffee>turn on my Magnifica S>new blinking red light I never saw before>check the manual>it's against calcification>remove and clean all grounds and water recipients>pop it open, remove infuser and clean it>have to buy some special product to decalcify the whole machine>stores closed on sundays though>just turn it off and use the Moka insteadFeels like maintaining a fucking car sometimes>>203097163doesn't matter if I "would" or "wouldn't" when she could just forcefully make me do what she wants.
>>203097710Mokasisters always win in the end
>>203097710I only decalcify my machine every two years or so.The trick is to rinse the mechanism in warm water once every month (never use detergents).This is, of course, if your water isn’t extremely hard. Is it?And you can replace the cleaning liquid with water with vinegar, but you MUST rinse the machine a couple more times so there’s no smell left from the vinegar.
Watching some dummy gore kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZXtQS20EEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVOfCEyRIT4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yBBc2kMnTI>>203097803The old analog/electric schism exists even among beanheads it seems. I'm analog all the way but electric does give some comfort (until it breaks down and you're fucked with no way to repair it)>>203097915Yeah I rinse the infuser ever month but I guess the time to decalcify has finally come. Water is kinda hard here so it makes sense.
Just came back from padel tournament, we only won 1 match and lost 4, but the one we won was against the guys that won the tournament, and they didn't lose against anyone else, so we can call ourselves the moral winners of the tournament? I did a mid performance, not bad not excellent, my partner was way below average and did lots of mistakes but whatever.>>203097163To breed children with better genetics? Of course i would, but the only things she wants from me is that i erase myself from her reality
>>203098053>it’s kinda hardSoft chads win again.I checked your model and it’s literally the same thing as mine, with an updated outer shell and slightly less options. Your amount of coffee knob is an upgrade from my “you have 5 presents and one configurable amount, anything else you don’t need, fuck you” options. My custom coffee amount is a very small espresso.How has your experience been with it?Do you try blending different beans? Or do you just run with what’s on the store?
>>203098313>presentsPresets.
>>203098313I chose the one with least presets because I really don't need that much at home, just a double espresso and I'm good.I focus on buying kino beans from my local beanguy. I prefer to leave the more eccentric stuff for when I'm out and about in cafés around town (flat whites and capuccinos mainly).Experience is extremely positive so far, maintenance is a bit tricky at first but once you get the hang of it, it's fine.
>>203098230It's my usual cope when this happen to our national team.
>>203097163I'm diagnosing anybody who says "no" with a case of severe homosexuality (untreatable).
>>203098503>case of severe homosexualitythat's SO hot
>>203098503If she told you to come fuck her you would say no doe.After pissing and shitting yourself
Just saw some nafri in a Lamborghini driving fast in the neighborhood, gonna have to be careful because I'll be driving to sister's soon
>>203097710Do you live in a place with soft water? I have to descale my kettle every 1-2 months, otherwise it gets all crusty.>>203098549>If she told you to come fuck her you would say no doe.Only because I am unworthy to breed her. Me having sex with her would be like a mechanic wiping his greasy, oily hands all over a silk handkerchief.
>>203098459Bad things with those machines>maintenance>initial priceGood things>maintenance, forces you to clean it so you don’t get mold and shit on your coffee like all the other espresso machines>beans are CHEAP>tastes amazing>you can adjust it to your liking10/10 would get one again.
>>203098503She's too masculine.
>>203098591>Just saw some nafri pellet him with bacon
>>203097654>>203097681>>203097710>>203098230>>203098503never lose hope
>>203098629
>>203098697>I’m less than boob height.I know she’s frauding, but still… I’m probably boob height aka the perfect height.
>>203098710
>>203098758I'm just tall enough to suck on her nippies
>>203098697The fuck did they put in her baby bottles, growth hormones ?
>>203098697So many tall women are beanpoles with barely any muscle on them. It's always incredible to see an insanely tall woman who actually looks proportional in terms of muscle mass and limb length.
60kg on the lat pull down feels too muchi did two sets of 5 and one set of 4 as i couldn't go furtheri control the weight going down but still feel like that i'm gonna flytime for a late lunch
>>203099221What's your weight Momo?
https://youtu.be/n6Ymh7PQEws?si=nS9pvg9VO2cnHQqX
>>203099371That's Brune.
>>203099413Isn't momo a way frenchs call among each other?
>>203099443>Isn't momo a way frenchs call among each other?Looks like "Momo" has gone the way of google, xerox, hoover and velcro, and become a generic name for any French person.
>>203099443No, Momo is a way people call the anon from Moselle.
>>203085900Fucking hell, those kind of pains suck really bad. Do you have med coverage or some way of treating your pains, bro? Taking ibuprofen to reduce the swelling of the gums and surrounding area might help you :(>>203090288Always be careful of exercising too hard after a meal, or; Don't exercise after a very filling meal! That'll just make you want to puke. :<>>203090402I'm recovering a bit from last night's dinner. The food and drinks were amazing, but my grandma is... A toxic narcissistic person. She was even telling me of a story she had with a guy where she made him fucking insane with jealousy and he choked her once.I was literally like "bruh" the entire story.And she criticized me a lot just for not being able to finish a technician's degree right after the pandemic hit. L grandma in my case.>>203090522My achievement obsessed ass would've been fucking wilding trying to find that Tomb Raider relic ngl.>>203091009Absolute SOVL. I fucking love trees, but it's so dangerous in my country because of the wildfires... Poor trees... :c
>>203099371I'm Brune as >>203099413 said and Momo is short for Moselle, which is a french department where a frenchanon lives (the one who post apu, wario videos, boardgame scores and complain about parking).I'm about 71kg.
>>203100056>the one who post apu, wario videos, boardgame scores and complain about parkingChad
>>203092271Fucking kino, whenever I see cars going fast as fuck I remember my dad and mom driving at the speed of sound just to take me to school, Heisenberg style. I think there's a meme of dads driving their kids furiously to school just to arrive early lmao.>>203092367Crying during sex is kino, and same with laughing. Sometimes I'd giggle and laugh cause I just thought "man I look like a fucking idiot and I'm so happy I'm with the one I love during sex". Depression momento.>>203092387Please don't come to the Americas or you'll end up burning alive. Although surprisingly today is quite cool in temperature.>>203097163YES YES YES YES YES YES
Stores in my country always put useful products on difficult to reach shelves and useless products on easy to reach shelves.Does this happen in your country too?
>>203099443Nah, we've got Mosellanon but we call him Momo sometimes to shorten it.
Fucking faggot nigger blog general for swarthy brown losers without any friends
>>203100350The only useful product i see in this pic is perfectly reachable even for a toddler
>>203100350>oreoTimmy-bros..
>>203098992I've noticed that too, yeah. The taller you are the harder it is to gain more muscle mass. But seeing big, tall women with THICK AS FUCK THIGHS like fucking Megan Thee Stallion drives me insane. It's like "AAAAAAAA MOMMY SORRY MOMMY" for my brain.I understand that thigh gaps are apparently sexy and appealing to people, but dummy thick thighs that are muscular and strong and can snap your neck in half are just extreme sovl. Nothing compares to a strong lady carrying you like a princess.I blame Tomb Raider for making me a lesbian
>>203100056That's an ok weight, i thought you would be lighter
>>203100240>Please don't come to the Americas or you'll end up burning alive.True. Pic related. This is October in Arizona and it's getting to over 40.
>>203100350As an able-bodied human of approximately average height (within 1 standard deviation of the median), I do not find any shelves difficult to reach, ergo this does not happen in my country.>>203100459I've said it before and I will say it again:The human species would be far better served if we had extreme sexual dimorphism in favour of the female sex (high-ranking government politicians have yet to respond to my letters asking for funding and scientists to conduct experiments on this topic).
>>203100485Formerly 54kg
>>203100600You've gained a lot of weight, you were a twink Brune
so we know /med/ likes their tall girlsbut what about tomboys, any love for them too?
>>203100350Huh, I never noticed that, usually the things that are lower to the ground or closer to my face have the most reasonable price to quality ratio. The most expensive things tend to be up, or to the left. Left <- expensive, right -> less expensive. >>203100056How tall are you Brune? Do you feel it's hard for you to gain muscle mass? o:>>203100360Gironde is another one of the french anons from who I recall. Did any new member join when I was gone?>>203100559I weep for your soul, anon. But how come you have a british flag if you're in Arizona? o.o>>203100586>approximately average heightI somehow imagine the british being tall and having very hairy moustaches. The argies here usually look twinkish when young, and then like texans when they're old.>extreme sexual dimorphism in favour of the female sexamazoness utopia....... someday..... please..... i want to live in a world where we have a third sex and it's women^2, like women but taller, stronger, smarter, and the leading species of society please
>>203100667Cute, would marry
>>203100667Tomboys deserve a special place in heaven, specially if they lift and they are closet qts who love girly things. Hyperfemenine girls x tomboys are my fucking favorite cliché pairing. In a story I'm writing, one of the girls is a hardcore tomboy and the other one is a sweet, curious girly girl. But the tomboy is very sensitive and shy on the inside, and the girly girl would fucking punch a dragon if it meant her loved ones would be okay. Lesbians = All that is good in this world.
>>203100727About 181cm, used to be "Severely underweight" according to WHO>>203100667
>>203100350Surely they would make the most profitable products easy to reach, and the least profitable products hard to reach
>>203100667I would breed almost all subtypes of women, maybe only rednecks, "burine" and that kind of trashy ones i wouldn't
>>203100350I'm completely ignoring your question due to Asian assKorea sexo!
>>203100835Saving that pic.
>>203100774based take honestly
>>203100879Pervert
Does it happen to you that you become more dense in human interactions after a while without talking to anybody?>>203097163Yes, tall girls are underrated.>>203098230Nice, I hope to play either tennis or padel soon, I know some coworkers play so I hope there's a gathering sooner or later.>>203098697She's lying with her height.
>>203101132>more dense in human interactionswhat do you meanlike Syndrome?
>>203100817>Severely underweightSo... Pixar french men physique?>>203101132>Does it happen to you that you become more dense in human interactions after a while without talking to anybody?Oh my God, always. I feel like I might be more insane the more alone I get. But I kinda like my own thoughts, and sometimes I feel others might have some screws more loose than me.
>>203101132>Does it happen to you that you become more dense in human interactions after a while without talking to anybody?Needs to be months or years i think, unless you are clueless to begin with>Nice, I hope to play either tennis or padel soon, I know some coworkers play so I hope there's a gathering sooner or later.Padel is easier if you never played either, tennis is more technically and phisically demanding
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>>203101228>Pixar french men physique?i guess
>>203101132>Does it happen to you that you become more dense in human interactions after a while without talking to anybody?Probably but I just try to brush it off if I say something stupid. No point in dwelling on stuff like that.
>>203100727>I somehow imagine the british being tall and having very hairy moustachesI'm glad to hear that. It means the propaganda is working.> The argies here usually look twinkish when young, and then like texans when they're old.You better hope the proud folk of Texas never find out about this post.>>203100667Gonna be real fucking sad when all tomboys become gay/FTM, and all we'll have are the memories of a better past.
>>203100858This woman is being objectified.
