british people edition
Imagine flexing about potentially winning an in-house company award ceremony for some insurance call centre and wearing an off the rack Slaters 3 piece suit like you're going to your cousin's wedding at the racecourse
>dogshitcheck>earlycheck>yankcheck
>>203051795no, I wont
>>203051795calm down jealouslad
a fine thing indeed
janny, tear down this thread
>>203051811Well! Clearly I'm not welcome here.
People born in 2006 now frequent this website, 2007 soonHow does this make you feel?
Only suit I own is a 2 piece dark navy Hugo Boss suit that was on sale from £1000 down to something like £650
>>203051859don't care
>>203051811none are trueyour checklist is faulty
>>203051859there's probably cunts born in like 2010 here
holy basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8YfT9-8Yoc
>Lauren, 26, a charity programme manager, meets Ben, 24, a pricing analystHow'd you think it went?
gf left shit stains in the toilet again
>>203051891both look about 40
>>203051837>>203051878No need to post it twice lad.
>>203051833>>203051862um
might scran an entire 'za for din dins
>>203051891father time has mugged these cunts right off
still reeling from the fact they raped Joker in Joker 2need to watch Dark Knight to reboot my brain
>>203051917um
>>203051926he wasnt the joker though. thats the twist
morning
Spain is STACKED
>>203051907yes there was a need to do it because there was a typo the first time
>>203051878none *is true
shoudn't have insulted subwaylad in the last thread to be fairguess sometimes i use anonymous people as outlets for my own frustration
>>203051945post men kissing
>>203051965morning you vile incel prick
>>203051974they all look very spanish
>>203051980mong
>>203051995Yup
>>203051980I disagree with your correctionhave a nice day
>>203051965time for cheeky cuppa, aye cobba?
>>203051990You too Adam
>>203051999>>203052003illiterate yankoids
might trim my toenails todaythey're getting a bit talon-like
>>203051945um
Canada is the only country in the world where even leftoids hate immigrants.It's quite fascinating to see.
learning hoi4 navy mechanics
>>203052012post men kissing
it's just not to be, i suppose. wasn't in the cards. stars weren't right. never shall, never will.
>>203051891as they always go, guy is interested girl isn't
>>203052015none of the three things stated were true therefore saying none ARE true is correctyou have a poor understanding of the english language
>>203052033Never really understood them 2bh, probably why I’ve never won a game as Germany ever
Eses and woods: 500 navy seals, count 'em.
goodnight lads x
this is my world today
>>203052039
at least heathermong is spamming something that doesn't involve black men for a change
i've never trimmed my nails with scissors my whole life. i use the thumbnail of the opposite hand to make an incision and then rip it off.
>>203052071get it learnthttps://youtu.be/OLGeVlMQOfo?si=KmZwbKpmunckiFZj
>>203052091CorrrrrrrrLesbians are so peng
>35 today
>>203052063typical yank educationnone = not onenot one is truenone is truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9c1BxEqzkU
>>203052039*kisses you*
>>203052124it's raining it pouring the old man is boring
>>203052124Happy birthday pal
>>203052124as long as your life is going well then age doesnt matter.however, a mid 30s man posting the green frog probably indicates your life is shit
>>203052124happy birthday sir
>>203052124happy birthdayyou've seen more sunsets than you will ever see
>>203052063HAHAHAHHAHA americans
>>203052124happy birthday mate, you're my best friend
>>203052152plus he's asking strangers online to acknowledge his existencedoesn't look good...
https://imgur.com/a/iAo5xqM
Britpop band Gene photographed in Chelsea Harbour (1994)
>>203052201Mcaffee ROARING
probably haven't watched more than a few dozen sunsets in my life
>>203052201norton swallowing this big viral load
>>203052128none is not a contraction of "not one" you nitwit
it ain't lookin so good for them yankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4xA7QfIOdo
>>203051891>26>looks about 40every single time without fail
>>203052225skip to the bit where you say you were just pretending to be retarded
naught are true
Saw this
>>203052275none means "not any""not any are true" is correctyou are objectively wrong:)
>>203052226fucking hell
WMAF
raorong
>>203051657can't you read pal? i said i sold them. they're travis scott jordans so you go for them whether you want them or not as they resell for way way more
>>203052297while you were in america yeah
>none = not one
>>203052324No when I was on X
wouldn't mind
>>203052272>>203052236>>203052164>>203052147all nice and well but they are cronem only
>>203052297that would be sinister if not for the love hearts
>>203052320sounds like a town in queensland or some shi
Made a cake for my niece's birthday party
>>203052318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8YfT9-8Yoc
>>203052346nonce
>>203052346Looks lovely. Carrot cake is it?
>>203052310yeah that's why it contracts to nanyoh wait it doesn'tilliterate
>>203052341>'Help' he cries, as he stabs you
>>203052365I wanted to bake her a cake not shag her
The Asian Fanny.
getting a genuine english education from /brit/
>>203052366Yeah
What the fuck is a cronem
>>203052384filthty bastard you need to be locked up
i have had and enjoyed my meatball marinara subway brek! was just as good as i remembered them being>>203051676it's okay i forgive you. i forgot all about it once i took my first bite :)
en route to beers lads
>>203052404Be quiet you foul apeman
>>203052409To the pub?
>>203052346unc really done cooked
>>203052405glad you’re having a good day thus far
>>203052415*hisses and shrinks back into my cavern*
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAINYA BILSH
>>203052430Mate’s place tonight but never say never when it comes to the pub
adam is active
>>203052435thank you and i hope yours has gone well
genuinely no idea what to have for supperusually I plan several days in advance but fridgeberg is barrenliterally anything is on the tableany suggestions?
get the SSM stream on ladsmark's shat himself again
>>203052455Mate won’t go to the pub with me anymore Not good
I am entering my Sensitive Young Man era
got no right setting foot in public, filthy goblin i am
>>203052458yeah hasn’t been too bad thanks
It’s been like 2 months now, going to buzz my hair again, love the feeling afterwards
now that a few years have passed do you reckon that virgoid that shagged bambi blacks regrets it?
i'd like to wear full plate armour at least once in my life
>>203052467Water is wet
going to lob all sorts of things in the bin todayreally clean out the flat
>>203052472ktimmo
>>203052471no not good at all, sorry to hear that
>>203052505that's good rorke
Free armour trimming
>>203052497hardly a virgoid is hehe's on camera shagging a fit pornstar meanwhile you sit in your smelly childhood bedroom talking smack about him LOL
>>203052467loosened his loaf
https://youtu.be/xfRjgYArX5U
>just had 2nd breakfast
>>203052558baffling body composition
righto
>>203052464kfc or subwayOR doner and chips
reading a vertically, like a scroll, really is more ergonomic and natural feeling than a book
>>203052405i however don't take my words back, still think you're a twat
>>203052541>see through your mistakes>you blame me for not listeningthe gall, i'm in a foul mood now.
knee still hurts :(
>>203052612*kisses it better*
>>203052612no good
>>203052598?
>>203052592like a page?
>>203052594why would you say something so horrid
>>203052590aye?
>>203052630like one really long page yeah
free your arse and the poo will follow
>>203052590>subwaysubbers is so fucking grim. what sort of runt actually recommends it
>>203052464beef bourguignon with sautéed vegetables and a glass of châteauneuf-du-pape
>>203052667so you like KFC
>>203052640looks like Phil Foden farted on it
>>203052640Rorke wants to take this away from britain
>>203052631ahh i took it to far lad, sorry, hope you enjoyed the subway and the rest of your day is nice x
still think about this post sometimes
hope that fat fuck chokes on his meatball marinara and dies
reckon it's to early to nod off on opiates, i'll give it an hour or two, if i can handle it.
builders are in and they're playing their horrible radio and eating their horrible hobnobs and drinking their horrible teareally wish they'd get the job over and done with and get the fuck out of my house
>>203052756/brit/ made me funnier
don't post dirty bints
>>203052368very sad post
>>203052756its actually a facebook joke
>>203052767you doing the usual looming in a room nearby, unable to relax, on edge waiting for them to call for your attention in relation to the works?
does anyone remember that post where it was something like “builders just saw me go up the stairs on all fours”
>>203052844yeh
>>203052696love a greasy bird me
>>203052823actually pretending I have a work meeting on teams and speaking out loud every few minutes to continue the charade which permits me to evade conversation with them
>>203052804that siri?
>>203052901it is
scampering around the flat in the dark like a smelly lizard
Halloween soon
>>203052765
Lunch is served
>>203052844got a fair few (You)s for this one back in the day
how are you even supposed to eat this
>>203052929heck yeah brother
>>203052467>fridgeberg is barrenktim
>>203052929yankest post so far
>>203052932elton john next day vindaloo poo barm
>>203052930pair of fags
>>203052973is that a dish of leftover mcnuggets
I absolutely love it when a photo of food or brafley walsh is posted for the 900th time. It's so hilarious!!
>>203052769/brit/ circa 2014 literally sorted me out just in time for me to go to uni and become a very popular near-deano (deano adjacent)was always very funny but /brit/ shaggers back then taught me hoe to not be cringe and about social situation and laddy banter and thatquite mental how much /brit/ improved my lifeso grateful i found this place then because now i imagine anyone whose personality is being molded by /brit/ is going to end up sectioned or noncing
>>203052956you utter FOOL
>>203052973Timtams just came to the UK
Siri always had great tits and a great personality
>>203052973eggs do not belong in the fridge
ITV’s The Chase - The Final Episode
>>203053033you know they're virtually identical to Penguins right
Runcorn, 1977Brutalist brilliance
>>203053047need to keep it cold so the chicken inside doesn’t start growing
>>203053049where the beast chases bradley and rapes him to the jubilation of all other chasers
>>203053009I get the impression you don't actually enjoy it, despite what you're saying here.
>brafley walsh
>>203053003leftover fish and chips>>203053047why not
>>203053033corrr get in lad
spam emails been going mental past few weeks
Old /brit/ had real onesThailadAlanTurtFinladEven Beto I guess Now it only has annoying cunts everyone hates
>>203053066
>>203053063Don’t believe you
based on recent interviews, i know that season 4 of clarkson's farm will heavily feature his new pub and how it's not doing so well
do bongs really keep they eggs outside of the fridge covered in chicken poo?
i dont have a fridge. dont need one
>spam mailI sleep>sperm mailWHOA
>>203053009if you insist
>>203053099I am still here.
>>203053123don't care
>>203053134what is that stuff in the bottles
>>203053134
>Briefly Welsh
>>203053152salt and pepper you moron
this any good?
watched the substance last night one very peng horny sex erotic scene with Margaret qualley and the rest was pretentious shallow guff with shlocky tiktok bait body horror
You can always tell it's a helpernonce post because he has to affirm everything when there's even a slither of irony because it shatters his cuck fantasy mid wank.>>203052002
>>203053134>food running off the edge of the platewould throw this right back in the waiter's face
>>203053152some sort of vinegar most likely
>>203053134lushpengproppa
>>203053134This is what britain was all about
>>203053176sexo
>>203053176was petty disappointed that she's wearing some sort of false rubber chest instead of getting them out for real
>>203053083glad to see someone using this brad! :) it hasn't gotten much love since i made himbe sure to add this brad to your collection as well!
that incel feel
>>203053223this lad looks like me and the bedroom looks like mine
we really are racing to make humans obsolete as quick as we possibly can aren't we https://ai.meta.com/research/movie-gen/
question for shaggers has rimming become normal in sexual encounters now or is it a jewish porn meme?
>>203053204
>>203053275have a long term gf who is normal but in that para gangbang video one of them got the slag to rim his bum Infront of everyone so assume its normalised now
Darmok.Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.Temba, His arms wide open. The beast at Tanagra.Mirab, with sails unfurled.
>barfley walsh
Millie B is such a slag
>>203053223no shit, a single man is as much use as a homosexual man when it comes to extracting labour, of course it's penalisedbeing single or a virgin as a male being a source of shame is not a coincidence, it's encouraged so you either kill yourself and stop being a drain on society, or start a family and work to support them
>>203053302>para gangbang videowhat
>>203053325nowadays you can support the economy by paying for onlyfans and stuff
>>203053323how is she?
>>203053327a group of paras got a slag onto the base and uploaded a video of them all taking turns shagging her, they ended up getting their deployment cancelled because everyone was so angry at them
>>203053275porn brainwashing meant to make young men more open to faggotryyou see the results of porn addiction on this site and these threads every day
>byerdal wlash
aflt ulii diet iegl osee
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>>203053361nobody calls them 'paras' mate you're not the jack the lad you think you are
reds on soon lads
>>203053356that's good, but we can do much, much betteryou're not obligated to support your online girlfriend, but you are obligated to support your family, your assets will be seized to do so if necessary.
>blardey whals
>>203053361paralympians? they shag her with their shin stumps?
>>203053369homosexuality isn't a choice though unless you choose to engage in homosexual acts but don't identify as homosexual which is valid but you aren't influenced by anything to engage in these acts and if you regret them or feel shame it's because of internalised homophobia and it's your fault
Put your name on
>walshley bard
>>203053408would enjoy watching her slobber on big virg’s truncheon
>>203053475get a grip
>>203053403yeah they do
rimming a woman's arse is just a cheeky bit of pomp and glamour in the sexual proceedings. rimming a man's (hairy, pooey) arse is depraved and vile and grounds for sectioning
accidentally put a pen in the washing machine and ruined a shirt
common theme with certain posters than run jokes into the ground. gingernonce, spainnonce, sacked tranny, poley, helpernonce, mousenonce, 190, clogwog, wafflepaki.all paedophiles with low iq..
>brayled hawls
>>203053506probably ruined a perfectly good pen too
What’s it like to be a black man in regional Victoria?
>>203053506you've had a nightmare lad
every time i think of going on a diet i end up eating way more shite than i was beforei'm such a stupid gay cunt
got an urge to play dead rising 2
>>203053553whack on the shoe polish and find out for us
ugly runt
feel roughcan’t tell what’s a symptom of covid and what’s a symptom of my hangover
I want to tongue Emma Watson's unwiped anus after she's had a shit.
https://youtu.be/33LGNjeaiXQ?si=RHXEdaOSilEsve0M
>>2030535831 was pure unfiltered Jap kino but everything after was shite
unwiped?
I never saw the first Joker movie because it looked shite.
I’m old enough the remember when you had to own a little table just for the house phone to sit on.
>>203053699What's the problem?
>>203053699i am yes
Liz Truss at CPAC Australiafor some reason
dogs don't wipe their arseholes and no one cares
i feel constantly angry
I'LL be there, will YOU?
WHY IS MY WIFI SO SHIT CHANGING THE CHANNEL AND OTHER SETTINGS DOES NOTHING
>>203053744only cause your dad licks them clean
something irresistibly kino about films and TV shows set during the War on Terroreven The Dark Knight which has nothing to do with Al Qaeda or Iraq feels quintessentially Bush era300, COD 4 Modern Warfare also fits this vibe
>>203053750seek therapy
>>203053733since she's lost her seat (well a few months before actually) she's beyond pathetictrying to reinvent herself as based trad woman
£450 these cost, and they're cooked after one useweigh a third of a poundmental stuff
>>203053752state
ify our mum and dad both have sex changes then nothing changes for you rorke. stop freaking out
>>203053718only thing I remember was he killed willow
>>203053764yeah let me talk to some fat bitch dyke whore about my problems im sure she has the answers
>>203053774white trainers are so shit
>>203053744if their poo is anything other than solid they will wipe it against the ground
why are olives so moreish?
>>203053774>third of a poundFOYFOYFOY
I got spiked once
>>203053719we had one of these in our sun room
>>203053819how on earth is that yank you stupid fucking nonce
>our sun room
>>203053744never understood how so many people are happy to have dogs with upturned tails with their arse on display permanently the purpose of having a pet is to have a little piece of art moving around your house. who wants to look at a dogs arse hole
Almost every podcast is awful but live ones are even worse
been at the same job so long that my PTO is capped
when you're ready chaps>>203050031>>203050031
>>203053834pounds are not part of the metric system
>>203053864>>203053864>>203053864
>>203053752graham winemanmuhammed al-hamasielon mucusa nonceand the closest thing to woman they could find who was willing to show her face among the other four because it's illegal not to have a woman for these things
>>203053868and nor is england
>>203053879wrong and gay
