travel edition
we use stone in this country not pounds
theres nothing tarq about having a sunroom. it's perfectly normal for middle class families to have one.
>>203053857>the purpose of having a pet is to have a little piece of art moving around your housefor me it's companionship
https://youtu.be/nTHSxVafIoo?si=vkVVhc72FhTDSTyShttps://youtu.be/33LGNjeaiXQ?si=RHXEdaOSilEsve0MCompletely unrelated youtube links editio
think i might engage in some extremely antisocial behaviour tonight
>>203053886tarq is middle class
desperately need to lose weight but the only way ill lose 100 pounds is at a british casino
>>203053898your post is a good start
>>203053886>t.ark Survival Evolved.
another day of feeling like shit
probably the maddest tweet of the week
What’s it like to be a black man in regional Victoria?
Ahh, me so sowwy
>>203053907american middle class (working class) not english middle class (upper class)
>>203053885>>203053884pair of retards
ended up succumbing to kfc
>>203053898Rapelad??
>>203053929does lebanon not have the right to defend themselves or is that exclusively a jewish privilege
another gorgeous day lads. 4th in a row.at this rate, we'll have had more sun this october than we did during all of summer. lol
>>203053959What menu item(s) did you go for?
how are hezbollah still going after all their leaders have been killed?
you brits are fucking faggors
>>203053959i heard kfc is really popular in AUS. moreso than mcdonalds
>>203053980>>>/tv/>>>/pol/
>>203053929American politicians are demented ziozoggoys
What’s it like being a black man in Victoria, regional?
>faggors
>>203053972>we Mate i live in the orkney tunnels
>>203053972bit chilly albeitmight lash my leccy blankey on
>>203053976brutally molesting a large zinger bacon box with wicked wings
I should really get a job.Although it's the employers who are at fault really for not hiring me for the jobs I do apply to.
>>203053991The power of Allah
cilla black had a sunroomwell more of a conservatory really
going to be in the 60s todaypretty chillymight spend the day reading in the conservatory
>>203054051cilla black was a massive tory
>>203054026very nice. Personally I don't go for the wings / drumsticks etc. I'm a boneless box man. >yeah well your bone's never been in a box, man!That's just uncalled for.
>conservatory>conservative>tory???
>give in to demands of pakis>they still be terorists every dayBet the 1993 WTC is fully 100% memoryholed by nowYou all deserve it
just landed the runtz about to roll a trumpet
>>203054053That's fucking boiling
>>203053929I don’t want to beat dead horse and although Hezbollah IS globally recognised as a terrorist organisation, surely she saw the irony of foreign solders being murdered by ‘terrorists’ on foreign soil.
is it socially irresponsible to out old laptops and their batteries in the rubbish bin? do i need to take them to the tip?
>>203054012fucking hellish i imagine people are racist enough in melbourne, dont reckon a black fella would fare well in poowong or tittybong
Lebanese Christians should have their own countryIf there are exclusive muslim states in the levant there should also be exclusive christian statesIts a fucking travesty that we supported the shia muslim side in the Lebanese civil war. I have no idea why, even israel supported and armed the ChristiansWe have such a hard on for Shia muslims in this country, after getting 9/11'd by sunnis our response was to hunt down Saddam, searching every fucking nook and cranny of Iraq, just because he was mean to the heckin Shias
>>203054072prefer runts candy myself
dated a druze girlshe was mental
>>203054018Fucking hell i thought that was Gene Hunt for a few secs
>>203054053how come you never hopped on the porch and went to go get it like you got it?
>>203054078How is Hezbollah a terrist organization? Because our government deems it so?
>>203054094> Lebanese Christians should have their own countryThey did, it was called Lebanon
a fu lld tiii ieeo tgs le e
>terrist
>>203054085You could probably sell them to one of these computer / phone repair shops for a few quid. Make sure the hard drives are wiped first though.
Rorke crying into his Azov dakimakura
What's your bodycount?
>>203054108They literally assassinate politicians they don’t like in their own country.
>>203054108https://youtu.be/JprJcrMsPCU
>>203054120Why did we have to support the muslims in the civil war, stupid fucking reagan
Crystal Palace XI: Henderson; Chalobah, Guehi, Lacroix; Munoz, Lerma, Wharton, Mitchell; Eze, Sarr; Nketiah. Liverpool XI: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Konate, van Dijk, Tsimikas; Gravenberch, Mac Allister, Jones; Salah, Jota, Gakpo.
>>203054149So they're the Lebanese version of the CIA?
>Taylor Lorenz, who doxed Libs of TikTok's extended family and personally showed up to their homes to intimidate them, and then went on to help Keffals raise CA$100,000 by promoting lies about the Kiwi Farms, was (probably) fired from the Washington Post and is now 'blackpilled' about journalism.
got johnny english on sky family
>>203054164they’ve done pretty well for themselves
>>203054184>>>/sp/aki
>>203054189why are you posting this hereI fucking hate yanks so much
racism against people from the subcontinent is not funny or cool or acceptable
>>203054189Shove your yank celebs up your arse
>>203054206/brit/ is an /sp/ generalalways has been always will beyou're the transplant here not me
watching big bang theory and getting genuinely angry again over just how fucking unfunny it is
firing up the JAV lads*picks up a can of diesel*
>>203054189kek what a bitch
wasn’t so long ago it was considered normal get locked up and branded all sorts of names for it these days
Did the afro British man kick a ball?
>>203054218>>203054214
>>203054171
>>203054228got a solutionturn it off
Just remembered my antics in the pub last night. deary me.
>>203054088Never been to Melbourne, what shit do they get there?
>>203054217agreed, /brit/ is a pro-greenlander general
got the sky english on johnny family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbDO2ZN9RQk reckon putting these tunes in 1.25x revamps them for the modern ear
>>203054100it is terrible how they replaced cherry and lime with grape and apple
>>203054228What's unfunny about it?
>>203054184Can’t wait to see the mighty reds extend their lead at the top of the table x
corr
>>203054260overstepping boundaries were we
I relate with french more than northmen.Northmen are heathens.
hard to believe gamergate started 10 years ago
>>203054100Had bonbons like those when I grew up but they disappeared from the stores now. They weren't runts but some offbrand stuff.
remember when we used to respect and revere the computer
another weekend wasted posting on /brit/ is it?
>203054276>203054184dsf
I love Reddit
>>203054094> I have no idea why, even israel supported and armed the ChristiansThe party that they supported is literally denounced as traitors today for that. The majority of the militia that was allied to Israel (SLA) literally fled Lebanon and now live in Israel (lmao) because they’d get murked if they stayed.
>>203054300i have to do some work tomorrow
>>203054283haven't you heard the news lad, Harald Bluetooth has accepted Christ as his lord and saviour, oh what a blessed day tis
>>203054300I’m disabled and housebound so I wouldn’t be doing much anyway even if I wasn’t posting on /brit/ lol
>>203054297 VGH
Lebanese government is still split along religious lines, their President has to be Maronite Christian and their PM Muslim (or the other way, can't remember).Can't imagine how long it'll last the way their demographics are going.
GM
>>203054228young sheldon is better in every way
>I’m disabled and housebound
An evil ghoulish presence has just entered the thread
>>203054331Im literally using a more archaic form of these for the past yearI ditched my headphones because i thought they were causing distress to my scalp/hearing
>>203054364don't you want a big ol' gamer dent in your skull
>>203054085Just send it to Currys for recycling, they'll take care of it. You get £55 for it as well.
>>203054364>distress to my scalpdid you get the headphone dent?
/brit/ is amazing You're all a pack of handicaps I've never seen a more national expression of retardation that fully differentiates us
>>203054374even if you didn't buy it from currys?
walked past a building site yesterday and 90% of the workers were various shades of brown and blackstate of this shithole country and the greedy capitalists
>>203054375>>203054373chat, is this real?
>>203054405theyre called irish, mate
>>203054261obviously it's the big woke city but casual racism is still deeply imbued in the mind of many australians, think fried chicken watermelon 9gag racismthere was one black fella i went to school with in a decent neighbourhood and he never heard the end of it, used to get made fun of for having big lips (they were though tbf)
off to rhyl
>>203054405On your way to the job centre was it Rorke?
>>203054405the remaining 10% were polish and romanian
>>203054405>cheap irish labour okay>cheap brown labour badSlipper slope innit. Be careful what you wish for
Top 10 races.1. Whites2. The Chinese 3. The Swedes 4. Asians 5. Japanese 6. Hot latinas 6. Arabs8. Blacks 9. Finn's10. Jews
>>203054427That’s not racism, just banter
Can't stop laughing at Joker 2. Cannot believe they actually raped the Joker out of him.
>>203054311>denounced as traitorsGee by whom, I wonder?Fucking retard they were Christians of course they're going to be hated by the islamists
>>203054452Both are fine with me, I’m not a racist mong
>>203054461Think i share a similar sentiment but idj
>>203054393Yup
lexi belle - hair down there
wogs at school called me skip (for skippy the bush kangaroo)i called them wogsbit of casual racism never hurt anyone it's all in good fun end of the day though tbf wogs shouldn't be here in the number they are but that's neither here nor there
Where in the world, PC world
>>203054461The Chinese wouldn't be number 2 if you'd ever spent time with them
>>203054475people called him the nigger word too ladnever to his face though
Asian women should be liberated by BWC
>Both are fine with me, I’m not a racist mong
>>203054517What's the nigger word?
Top 10 races.1. Olympics 100m sprint2. Great North Run3. Tour De France4. Isle of Man TT5. Olympics 4x400m relay6. Le Mans6. The Boat Race8. Monaco GP9. Indy 50010. London Marathon
>>203054523screamging
shagged a bird from adelaide
The year is 2050.The entire non-African world is fighting over Africans to come to their countries because the median age in their nation is 60.Old people of every race are propped up by nubians they imported to their nations.
>>203054507if you ever manage to deprive our nation of mediterranean women i'd fucking rape your head to smithereens you evil cunt
chiang kai-shek's son served in the german army and marched into austria during the anschlusswhat a wacky world
Peugeot - The drive of your life*layla riff*
>>203054543>No grand national Mong
Don't put porn on.Never watch porn again.
>>203054559this game any good or what?
>>203054507were they actual blacks or just cheeky abos?
>>203054567bit cruel for my tastes
>>203054478> Gee by whom, I wonder?Literally everybody lol Blaming ‘muh Islamists’ is a cope because nobody likes Israel, even secular candidates or other Christian parties. Even today the most you’d get is “I don’t like them but I don’t want to fight them” or “I hope they and Hezbos kill as much of each other as possible”.Fuck off cocksucker retard.
>>203054587Its been 8 years go on fucking youtube or something if you wanr an opinion or review
australia has no class distinction, doctors and tradies earn about the same
>>203054591wogs mate croats greeks lebs that sort
>>203054547did a poo in a french bakery once
>>203054603i want your opinion
Been inhaling poo fumes for 45 minutes now. Feeling sick
>>203054559>living slimektim
according to hollywood, rape cures mental illness
t li fit alel uige dee is o
>>203054621never tried jenkem, any good?
>Literally everybody lol>Blaming ‘muh Islamists’ is a cope because nobody likes Israel, even secular candidates or other Christian parties. Even today the most you’d get is “I don’t like them but I don’t want to fight them” or “I hope they and Hezbos kill as much of each other as possible”.>Fuck off cocksucker retard.
>>203054621Sir ma'am yes sir poo in the loo sir
adelaide is a really very pretty name and i'd be inclined to give it to my daughter were it not a city herethe city itself was named for some queen adelaide back in the day, married to one of the king george's
>>203054554this talking point is so bizarre line goes down, so fucking what. it will balance out eventually.
>Denmark is trying to make a comeback
love love LOVE centrelink
>>203054325dont believe you
listening to Alex Jones on Radio 2She's a boring bloody woman, ain't she?
>>203054601Then theyre all fucking retards who should kill themselvesThe islamists are obviously using israel as a red herring to excuse their blatant subversion and destruction of a once beautiful Christian countryIf the remaining Christians who havent left for Brazil or USA go along with this then theyre cucks
>>203054612didn't ask
>>203054643cope on paki
>>203054663iraq be kidding me!
>>203054663post chubby iraqi slags
>>203054674Nahnnmmahnnmm nnah nahn anah nah nah nahhhhhhhNo way that tinfoil hat bloke transitionedNah dont believe it
desperately need to build a geodesic dome
>>203054517private school kids are scum, i know, i was one
>>203054671replaced by crawdads?
>>203054691NOOOOOOO
>>203054621farmerberg does this to me every few weeks spreading shite on the fieldsthere's variety, sometimes it's cow poo, sometimes pig poo, sometimes turkey poo which is the worst by a considerable margin
>>203054670we ought to go back to medieval times so at least layabouts like you would have no choice but to get retard jobs shovelling muck all day
>>203054696>>203054676Shit wrong reply
>>203054715in medieval times, most people only worked about 3 months out of the year
>>203054678SLA lost lol.
>>203054715think I'd rather just die in the gutter
>>203054680>eeeeehhhhh........ 'ow you say.... did noght azzzk
Thats lunch sorted.
https://youtu.be/WeVcey0Ng-whttps://youtu.be/fcVwcvWePhUmedieval peasantry mentionedkino linked
>>203054730firstly, thats a misconception. and secondly, they weren't just dossing about the other 9 months
hate my life and hate everything on this gay earth
>>203054755
>>203054760Clue not gained. Video not watched
>>203054765firstly, no it isn't, and secondly, that depends on how you define dossing
>>203054755i can tell from those condiments that this is from a chimpcongo area restaurant
plucking my ear hair
Peasants just did whatever the land baron asked them to do. Guard the castle, go off fighting wars etc.
>>203054706i know they are lad, everyone does
>>203054795simple incorrect.
>>203054814outer or inner
>>203054798racism is only funny when it's racismladfuck off yank
>>203054755>Canned wineWhy is that not a thing here?
thinking of starting listening to the archersIt started in 1951 and airs every single weekday so reckon it'll take me about 20 years.
Where are we all then
>>203054825It’s kind of unreal how much they charge for more or less the same facilities, the high school I graduated from now charges 10k per semester
>>203054852
>>203054852"chimpcongo" is a fucking belter, lad credit where it's due
I need to find the same marinated pickled vegetables the viets put in the banh mis
>>203054831looks like sims 3 or somethingSpeaking of sims 3, i realised all my shit was gone because it moving from origin library or something
scottish people are losing their mushrooms next week
>>203054798you from chicago lad? tell us about deep dish
>It was alleged that the queen exclaimed, "Go you poltroon. Go and pull those rogues out by the ears, or never see my face again"; the king yielded.any poltroon man in
>>203054831Grove Street. Home.
"lad credit" fuck me i've been awake too long
In bed. Trumping.
>>203054921Redpill me on the Solomon family
2020 what a year
had a kebab today and now i feel sick
>>203054867not on there
you lads ever wanted to shag an animated character?
>>203054928We knew what you meant you fucking pedantic spastic
going to ignite a bit of marijuana plant and inhale the resulting smoke in order to achieve what's commonly known as a "high"
whats crack cocaine like? i want to try it. is it better than ordinary cocaine?
>>203054952..yh
>>203054957stfu and give the man his lad credit
>>203054846not only are you wrong, you're also stupid and probably ugly as well
>>203054948I turned 27 this year and I feel the same. I’m getting a big sick of processed cheap food. I still like having a good feed but from decent places now.
>>203054920the best is lou malnati's because it's manageable like a regular slicetheir sausage is one big layer too, not crumbled bits spread out and the sauce is not too chunky
>>203054968>>203054975actually please fuck off druggy drones
>>203054947be on the bottom right
>>203055007*shambles towards you*
2021 what a year
>>203054952Maggie Simpson
just went goblin mode on that burger
>>203055046
>>203055046:|
>>203055025me when i'm a beekeeper and someone asks what corner of the hive the bees are in
>hello you dirty little boys
Maggie Simpson was created eons agoShes like nearly 40
https://youtu.be/WrHldIbkeZw?si=172wMw0W2EhIZ4qYNot really sure how you can write a song like this, yet at the same be a shill for the war frenzy yank establishment.
does anyone here like picking mushrooms
I honestly don’t remember anything from the Covid years.
>>203054975You ever done mephedrone? That's the most pleasurable, highest feeling I've ever experienced. Never done crack cocaine. Wouldn't mind doing IV mephedrone before I die although I would need to have been diagnosed with terminal cancer or an asteroid is about to destroy earth imminently etc because I reckon once you go down the IV route it's truly over.Not had any in 4 months though. 4 months clean and serene, nothing but clean living and exercise for me I don't miss it I don't miss it I don't miss it.
>>203055079would love to see her in a blacks on blondes dogfart blowbang scene, the porn blacks just making a mess of her with their jungle cum
>>203055106I’ve memholed it and pray it never happens again
>>203055099Grigori Perelman does
>>203055106I just remember being very angry about the 2nd lockdown, the one that started around christmas time the first one I didn't mind
Should really stop drinking.
>>203055114Mephedrone is a tad weaker than MDMA though
need the english range banned or need cuckposting categorized as racism
>>203055106remember finding one of the lockdowns comfyforget which, it all kinda blurs into one at this point
gambling seems like an easy way to make money
>>203055139yeah the second one was grim
guess how many poos ive done today
Just texted the radio and called them spastics
>>203055149need you posting on /cum/ instead lad
any born in the mid-90s and can relate with both millennials and zoomers but neither fully man in
>>203055149malding why only the english Ah yeswere better than u x
>>203055195it's well documented that the english are the biggest cuck posters on this site
>>203055114yeah when it was still legal, must have gone through about 40 grams of the stuff in just a few months, it's very moreishthen had the mother of all comedowns, while I was starting a new job no less
whats gooood nyugggaaa
I identify as a cowboy, my pronouns are yee/haw
>>203055180No one cares but i bet you love pushing shit out your ass faggot queer gay cunt
it's pretty sad to witness live younger men who don't understand how it works yet acting like clowns and court jesters next to womenhumiliation ritual really
>>203055229right well there's just no need for that then is there
>>203055229Have a cigar
always wondered how the gays feel about massive poosare they aroused by them? ashamed?
>>203055193nah
Joker Folie a Deux is my new favourite movie of all time.As good as the first one, if not better. Watch it lads
you can have as much poo as you want
>>203055250they probably package it up for consumption later
>>203055270Fuck up spastic runt
>>203055208Spaedo or bitter mutt freak
i always secretly thought lady gaga was sexy
Is pooing now considered gay?
>>203055270fuck off
>>203055282>>203055294It was pure kino
T2 teabags costing 10x or more compared to Yorkshire, take the piss
>>203055139yeah same I was fuming mostly because i'd just made back all my gains I lost from the first lockdown and now they're pulling the same horse shite again, and every spastic was falling for it even harder this time around which absolutely blew my mind
Anya Ivy is an actress now ladshttps://www.imdb.com/name/nm11052113/
>>203055270it filtered many people
Mad how Biden did thar afghanistan stuff or whatever and then started WW3 and it all got memoryholed and then he got dememtia and a black woman took over
>>203055307yeah it was complete bollocks, at least with the first one we didn't have a clear idea what was going on and people had a bit of blitz spiritby the second one we realised it did fuck all
>>203055304My favourite bit was where they raped the Joker out of him
dude so true, epic kino filtering the normies am I right
Lockdowns are now memoryhole, now they say no one actually forced you to stay in the house. Take the piss
>>203055290had a few tommy tanks to her in my time
>>203055148kek
>>203055323oh you know it hunny *does three finger snaps in a Z shape*
>>203055311literally who
anyone seen this shite on sky sports right now
Reminder grip strength is the greatest predictor of mortality I will still be doing 20mm max hangs when you're all in nursing homes Climblets
>>203055353It was a final fuck you to all the incels in the audience watching
Enjoyed both lockdowns desu. That first night out after the first lockdown was fucking MENTAL though. Birds were, as they say, GAGGING for it
>>203055238any examples of their behaviour?
>>203055384Like yourself?
Doing a gay porn poo dance
>>203055381won't ever be in a nursing home me, i'll die relatively young during an act of great heroism that will be remembered for centuries
>>203055079pulled my cock off to this photoshoot
>>203055377watching football focus
>>203055413Hah, yeah.
Thomas the Hank engine
sir poo fart
marie, theyre water spots
Echobelly, group portrait, London, United Kingdom (1993)
Alri alri alri
>>203055451>>203055451
>>203055451>>203055451>>203055451>>203055451
>>203055377what's going on?
>>203055106i was still in hs. shit was messed up, school cancelled all over the place, getting regular covid tests just to prove you can go to school, cant play contact sports, cant mingle with our sister school, desks spread out like crazy, masks galore, canteen offered less shit because people panic buying at markets so less shit was offered
>>203055369pornstar
*screams into the thread*
>>203055568this guy does such silly videos
