pooh edish
I don't wanna fuck with your headIt's breaking my heartTo keep breaking yours againThis situationship has to endBut I just can't refuseI don't wanna break up again
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!
>>203075720FLCLC
>>203075745Posted it again award.
going to head to bed soon
Avatar or signature use.
FIRST FOR LOVELY FUCKING CANS
>>203075756Based
going to start drinking soon
>>203075770<3
>>203075779gay cunt
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Sacked%20tranny/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Sacked tranny’ and in ‘Gb’. 2325 results found.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Employed%20woman/country/Gb/>Searching for posts that contain ‘Employed woman’ and in ‘Gb’. 823 results found.
>>203075697ha ha social credit score go downnow excuse me while I find ways to make my esg dei lgbtq score go upnobody say anything anti-woke in this thread ("woke" isn't a real thing, btw)
>>203075769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE
>>203075786
>>203075791kill yourself
You ever tossed a salad?
>>203075847the lettuce kind, yestongueing an anus, no
Corr Halloween slags
it looms...
>>203075882remembering wanking to this a year or so ago
2023 feels like it happened 10 months ago
>>203075882Seen her take a black penile
Every so often I'll remember some really autistic thing from my past that I'd forgotten about and spend the whole rest of the day feeling ashamed of it
>>203075918Hallucinate on
I'm 5'6 but I shag
>>203075812Sacked Tranny was the original gimmick, he changed his name when someone pointed out that no tranny would actually call themselves a tranny and he could get more use out of his Aldi shirt prop.
>>203075929haha same
>>203075918Gorr what's her name
what are your plans for Halloween then lads?
>>203075939he never referred to himself as a 'tranny'
>>203075963Watch Christmas films hahaha
>>203075935what? her kneecap?
>>203075973reminds me of my mum
@Janitor, cleanup on aisle >>203075973
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN AGAINBEEN HANGING ROUND AT DEANO'S
>>203075920ahhhhhhhhhhh
been masturbating 3 or more times a day every day since i was 11 years old
living my best life
everyone stopped inviting me out and now I'm spending my Saturday night on Facebook looking at all the pictures of them having a good time
might go for a 'cel walk
what kind of Irish people listen to Kneecap?
>>203075697Watching Joker 2Everyone has called it completely shit and it's only made me want to watch it more First film I've watched all year
>>203076010tights erotic
>>203076104dolphin olympics :D
>>203076128what sort of quality rip
>>203076121Never a good idea looking old mates up on the ol' social media. At least in my experience. Leads to feeling proper depressed.
>>203076128got lndian slot adverts?
Sophie Dee sex arse
>>203076155THATS SO CUTE
>>203076175at least I have you lads as friends
>>203076010duude the house maid? the sunday times bestseller? need totally read that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbgw_rduQpM
>>203076167this quality says it's a telesync i don't know what that is>>203076176I haven't seen any but maybe later
>>203076224I'll always be here for you, mate.
hullo m8s
>1 ticket to Joker 2 please
herro rads :D
might watch megalopolisheard it's dog dirt
my dog (no not me mam) is whiter than most of ye
>>203076333Better than Joker 2
The Joker was raped in the cool autumn of 2024.
Smoking rn
>>203076354he wasn't the real joker anyway
>>203076165i love this sceneI get chills from "The Force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet" it's epic ngl
It's craycray when white gyat sing
>>203076224always lad x
>>203076354KEVIN NASH NIGHTMARES
Maybe Belgium went out after all
>Papal Primacyalso>Catholicism is represented with the Celtic cross for some reason
Leftypol clapping in cinema when Joker 2 comes on and shows Harley pegging Joker up the arse with a black strap on
>2022, go on date with girl>she declines a second date for whatever reason >2023, somehow end up meeting same girl except we don't realize we had met each other until a while into the date>set up second date, but she rainchecks on short notice and I choose to not set up another date>2024, she messages me just now asking whether I want to go on another date this year This is dysfunctional but also kind of funny
Watched Young Frankenstein at the pictures Was good, but I could have just stayed at home and watched it. Not worth the trip honestly
>>203076407>1 date a year gfliving the dream
>>203076435Not worth the post either
>>203076407sounds like the plot to one of those romantic movies my mum watches
frankly bizzare that fresh prince of bel air was created by two whtie jewsperhaps that's why it's white people's favourite black sitcom
>>203076407>>203076442isn't that already the plot of a romcom film?if not, quick, copyright it
VWRL, tbqh lads
Watching old episode of Sally Jessy Raphael>me at 05:31https://archive.org/details/1990s-2000s-tv-vhs-rips-xvid-avi/1991+Sally+Jessy+Raphael+Episode+About+Women+With+Large+Breast+%5B360%5D.mp4
>>203076445The people needed to know
>>203076450Timmy feels like Chad
>>203076450Gorgeous skin
going to see Evil Dead 2 at the cinema soon
>>203076468Are you Irish diaspora? Ignoring means yes
>>203076453so was the cosby show and family matters
There's always this one stupid question people almost always ask when I mention I've watched a lot of movies >What's your favourite movie?
We will have a special celebrity guest here tomorrow. Does anyone remember the Scottish soap opera Take the High Road? No more clues!
>>203076517what's your least favourite movie?
>>203076530How about you take the high road (out of this thread)
>>203076461dead patter
>>203076517Fail to see what's 'stupid' about that question.
It has officially been a decade (10 years) (diez años) (十年) since I had any friends.
>>203076517well what is your favourite movie?i like blade runner
>>203076403CORRR
this is one of the biggest bands in china atmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur955TuvdGUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur955TuvdGU
>>203076596It's sad when Deckard is a replicant
Joaquin Phoenix is a great actorShame about River
>>203076616fuck off ridley
>>203076450beautiful women
Is it weird to take your sister on dates
>>203076616it's better if he isn't
>>203076686Yes, when you and a sibling go out to dinner its not a 'date'
>>203076549The worst movie that comes to mind is some indie movie about pregnant woman whose foetus might be an alien, or that the company she was with was experimenting on her fetus using radio signals? The worst movie is one so undermarkable that you can barely remember, and that fulfills it.
>>203076713How is that unremarkable, it sounds very remarkable. Not good but remarkable
/brit/ Halloween meetup???
Eating leftover kizza.
>>203076765No need to have your mask on now lad haha
>>203076517If Tarantino can have a list of favourites movie, you can too.
Unacceptable post
>>203076793Yeah but they always ask for a single favorite movie, and as you say mr Tarantino recognizes that it's almost impossible to have a single favorite
I really wonder how non-whites cope with their livesWhen they were kids and realised that they're not white, how did they take it? Just be like "well I guess I'm an Indian bloke, it is what it is haha" and just go about their lives?Mad, really.
20 minutes in I can't see why so many complaints about the movie, seems pretty good.
lawl
>>203076832Posted it again award.
>>20307683718 hamas commanders?
>>20307683718 hamas terrorists presumably
think the pinger's kicked in
>>203076837ffs
Why yes I do bloglost on /brit/ Can't stop me
>>203076805what 2040 should have been
>>203076890smegmalopolis
>>203076837all of them were throwing ballistic pebbles at Israeli citizens who are on work experience in the IDF
>>203076837deary me
>>203076912alright movieblob
>>203076890me when i eat one of those toxic waste sweets
niggas runnin they mouth
>>203076837i swear that dude was just on TV
>>203076959why are you chatting like a wog lad? have a look in the mirror just to check if you're a darkie or not
>>203076837They’re finding yazidi women kidnapped by Isis and kept as sex slaves in Gaza. Mad what these mohsmedians think is ok
>>203076927get your facts straight lad they were plutonium enriched stones
>>203076937https://youtu.be/hL0-spytMisused to think this was very cool
do you ever get sad about something but then after about 10 minutes you're fine again?
where's belgiummaybe he's out with the cronem after all x
>>203076990i'm black so what
>>203075697I love pooh <3
>>203075697Your social credit score has dropped 100 points
listening to music outloud in public is peak black person
assassination of John Lenin (colourized)[1980]
Trying mushroom microdosing but its just making me want to maxi dose
whats the best finger to have up your arse
>>203077068I'm a white woman and reading this turned me on
>>203077010belgium is getting his bussy spread by the east croyden cronem
i tell you, i wont live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins
>>203077038he's a tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
Prison guards be like 'this 50 yr old mental patient just called us fat lets gang rape him'
>>203077100
>>203077068so is this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1727988348881700.webm
>>203077133Bizarre post.
>>203077100will you be moving to blackburn or bradford?
>>203077068white neds do this in glasgowit's interesting now it occurs to me that neds didnt go extinct. they just got negrofied . the white kids from the schemes just switched burberry for nike. they're still there but just looking like mandem instead of the neds of my youth
In the UK it is legal to marry your first cousin, but, the practice is frowned upon in many circles. However, it is common practice amongst the traveller and gypsy community.
heather mong would've loved this craic xx
>>203077154mad that society won
the cronem at unihttps://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1842640191737204810
>>203077186i would tbf
>>203077161No it's relevant to the thread
>>203077186dont they marry their children off at like 12? saw a documentary once
/brit/ posters be like>here's a link to something horrible
>>203077154what was his endgame?
>>203077167seems like working class "culture" was for sale
>>203077154die he died??????
Twerking my white arse to this bophttps://youtu.be/30JGPvVIUb4?si=VP8q73rbAH8-RPe4
cro-magnon vs cronem. who wins
I've just watched the first episode of Ludwig, and judging by the first episode, it's a pretty good show. That or I'm just very easy to impress.
that's why I haven't been to /gif/ in 10 years
>>203077277They teased Karl but dont think he'll turn up til the very end
>>203077253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq9WJM-LiWo&t=19smy over riding memory of evangelion
>>203077277what's that about?
here's a tip - put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long a spicy scent is your reward
best go to bed soon. toil at 7am tomorrow. will need to leave the house by 6:45. Best set an alarm for 6am and then I can snooze for 20 minutes.
>>203077313kino
>>203077154
Charging a toothbrush me. What a world we live in
>>203077196african guinness is more like an imperial stout, a style that's hard to find here
In the next thread, we at /brit/ will finally decide whether trannies are women or not Not now but the next thread so get all your thoughts together ready
>>203077154how was this uploaded
>>203077316Famous puzzle solver's police officer brother goes missing and he goes undercover as him to solve where and why his brother left.
(8) this ones for all my mean girls (8)
Now that the settle has dusted, is he great or not?
>>203077375identical twin brother*
>>203077277Is David Mitchum playing a funny role or trying to be serious?
my plans for october
rule utilitarianism or act utilitarianism
mad that there's poorly lettered wog shitting up /brit/
>>203077454a level philosopjy
there's a lot of singing in this
>>203077422he makes reddit seethe and honestly thats enough for me, not that i watch his videos anymore
having a bookish and autumnal pre-winter
>>203077428Yeah, that too.>>203077433I think he's trying to be serious, but I can't really tell honestly because I associate him too much with comedies. His character is meant to be quite awkward though and he pulls that off perfectly.
I cannot watch anything being spoonfed exactly what happens in it
keep betraying myself
>>203077477answer it
lot of disappointed faces of people coming out of Joker 2 tonight. Not sure anyone was that into it.Didn't watch it myself. Wasn't a huge fan of the first one, you see.
weekly poo done
>>203077554Just sitting outside the cinema with a glum face hoping something takes pity on you and becomes your first ever friend is it?
girl from the last of us show is aggressively uglytakes me right out of it
Gaga painting makeup on his face nowAgain it's not a bad movie so far I wonder where the hate is coming from
>>203077575nah they do this mad thing in the pictures where they have multiple screens that show different movies. I was watching something else
>>203077554your opinion on the incel storyline on Hollyoaks?
I not like that thing but other website not like it too so it bvsed
>>203077498>he makes reddit seethe Does he yeah and you know this how Boring cunt fuck off back there
>>203075697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eT45Hlli0#t=4s
>>203077595She's non binary actually
>>203077595youre right child actresses should be more attractive, have you tried writing to your MP?
poo smells tranny meltdown
>>203077613bring back Dirty Den
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLfg5m3tns
>>203077552rule objectively maekes mroe sense and theres a reason it was developed after actdont answer any 24 markers or whatever they are in favour of acthard to justify
so this is what it feels like when doves cry
bibo posting links nobody will click on again
looking forward to making the ice cream tomorrow
someone will click on my link bobi you will see....
>>203077657>any 24 markersdon't know what those are
>>203077655white? rappers?! how cool
Steve Coogan's in this
>>203077642she's 21 retard>>203077639no such thing
drain crusade on a mission
>>203077742she's playing child that makes her a child actress
>>203077680grandadberg used to be on flight crew for these
>went to book a train ticket for tomorrow>check railcard>expired last weekGood job I checked, would prefer not to have the national railjannies up my arse
>>203077795reckon he ever did a poo out the door during a long mission?
Watching anime
The number of people in Bradford's Pakistani community who have married a cousin has fallen sharply in the past 10 years, a study suggests. Higher educational attainment, new family dynamics and changes in immigration rules are thought to be possible reasons.Juwayriya Ahmed married her cousin in 1988. The 52-year-old teacher says her children once asked her how she and their father met."I was laughing at them. I said I didn't really meet him. My parents took me to Pakistan and my dad said you're going to marry this person. And I sort of knew who he was, but the first time I met him properly was at the wedding," she says."My kids said that was disgusting. And then they told me, 'Don't you dare make us do anything like this.'"
>>203077776mad how guardian has these open opinion pieces but they're always completely mental lefty mongs
>>203077776I'm more interested in Peak Oil
lol
need a haircut. Starting to look a bit of a faggot
>>203077820just cock in your arse for you
>>203077848why do troons love anime so muchis it the autism?
rape the disabled sir
>>203077864that's one paki that won't be marrying his cousin
>>203077864Is this a real headline?
>>203077834sorry i meant he was ground crew, probably did loads of poos
>>203077795my great grandad was an engineer on the ground for them. served in North Africa for a couple of years then on the Isle of Man.
stroking my semi-hard willard whilst reading plebbit posts about woman saying how terrified they are when they realise men are far stronger and they'll never be able to overpower them
might move to eritrea
>>203077915ah so he was a nobody then. wasnt worth mentioning mate
>>203077921>terrifiedlolsure"terrified"
>>203077921love walking behind them on a quiet street at nightnothing they can do i'm not breaking any laws
>>203077873The girls love my long hair but I’m applying for jobs at investment banks. I’m not sure it portrays a professional image
>>203077869
>>203078003roaring
might buy another hard drivemight not
>>203078003shaped like a chicken drumstick too lol
>>203077873don't need the hair for that
>>203077869Can’t go in hungover? What?
>>203078026make sure you've got a plan to quickly erase it if you're collecting content then
>>203078043Students have always had part time jobs, what the fuck is he talking about.
>>203077869sexo
another cheeky micro-dose down the hatch
>>203078069rorke, something you want to get off your chest? want to explain that stack of hdds and that drill?
Not long until the big tranny debate
>>203078137grrrr this image enrages me
>>203078086Nah it's different. Basically every single uni student has a job now. It makes me really wonder the students that didn't go uni are doing, because uni students are doing all the jobs they did. Their rents are insane checked my old uni they upped the price on halls 45% since I was there for the same room.
>>203075697Uncanny how much he looks like the Chinese president, Xi Jinping
boredom wank might be on the cards
>>203078137My flag is God's own St George's cross.
It's Jocktober
got my cheeks all sweaty and skidding up the leather seat ladsbig night last night and I can relive it through the fumes emanating from under my arse x
My flag? Pic-related.
>>203078137nobody thinks of the scottish flag like that. maybe in the UK but not anywhere else
>>203078137based union flag
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>203078164>Basically every single uni student has a job now.That's always been the case except for bank of mum and dad toffs
>>203078244almost like they could use cheaper pints at the student union
>>203078137tbf it's true. a government having no foreign policy power means they do keep their hands clean for the most part. and in most parts of glasgow the union flag's only connotation is sectarianism. spend any time here you will be absolutely shocked when you see the ease that people use it in england
>>203078241let's all go
>>203078137the flag reminds me of that one dad rock band
>>203077196I know this white guy I work with. His name is Tyrone.
WHAThttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0012821X24004230
>>203078241for me, it's rick's appearance on insomniac with dave attellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvu6APT3JLY
>>203078393kino
greetings my niggers
>>203078267Pints of diesel were cheap as chips at my SU, that purple shite fueled my entire degree
>mumberg trying to get me to go to more garage sales tomorrow when I just went all day>wanted to go camping one more time before it gets cold to get some good sleep away from truck noise >as she texts me she's looking for more garage sales on Facebook a tranny truck races by
>>203078378>>203078378>>203078378>>203078378>>203078378
just can't do anything right. every decision has been a mistake.
>>203077133Crazy how mental the good guys are
>>203078393bring it back
early
>>203078443UM
>>203078381>>203078381>>203078381
>>203077848hentai?
>>203075939no his original gimmick was he got sacked from his job for trying to cut his wrists with a box cutter in front of his colleagues. hence people naturally called him sacked tranny
>>203078445ain't cheap no more
>>203077680for me its the lancaster
