Previous >>203276479Borz edition
>>203279029Nice thread. It's got a pretty little canuckussy. It would be a shame if I just slid my way in... and... woops! Heh, just took it's virginity. Enjoy the sloppy seconds.
First
drinking some super cold water rn, feels so good bros
Made post #1733649 complaining about the plot of the star wars prequels in the old edition if anyone cares to view it
>>203280707I’m not familiar with Star Wars
Non-Americans are so pathetic, nothing but pity for them
>>203280713Why not?
>>203280719same
>>203280713 In a 1986 speech, Senator Joe Biden claimed “'Star Wars' represents a fundamental assault on the concepts, alliances and arms-control agreements that have buttressed American security for several decades, and the president’s continued adherence to it constitutes one of the most reckless and irresponsible acts in the history of modern statecraft.That should clear it up
>>203280720My mom didn’t want me watching it as a kid, and then I thought it was gay by the time I could make the choice myself
this but about a certain group that’s been protesting that they flunked out of university instead of chickenshttps://youtu.be/QhMo4WlBmGM
>>203280731hes not wrong, george lucas said himself the rebels are viet cong and the empire america
>>203280732Real Star Wars was comfy and had lots of sovl.Disney Star Wars is soulless globalist gay slop.
>>203279029Real PREV since this is being recycled:>>203279020
>>203280779star wars was always globalist
Star Wars anon give me some book recommendations
>>203280799But it's OLD that makes it super mega based because is not new
I will become a Gang Star
getting shleepy gonna switch over to phone posting from my bed
RIP Joe Rogan
These weebs are all deeply sick porn addicted niggas, can't imagine how someone gets like that
>>203280865the trick to a good night's sleep is not to use the phone in bed.
>>203280872but I hardly watch porn
My fav DJ is so hot!! Wow!
IDON'T UNDERSTANDYOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM
>>203280879You are right i will just brush my teeth and not bring my phone to bed
the jews made me sleepy or something
>>203280816Darth Bane trilogyDarth Plaguies novelRevenge of the Sith novelNew Jedi OrderLegacy of the ForceFate of the JediAll of these are of course Legends EU, not Disneyslop
i dont know what's happening anymore
>>203280972based. thanks
>>203280865Literally me right now
why don't fast food places do grilled chicken anymoreall deep fried breaded garbage
>>203281180el Pollo loco
>>203281180The Taco Bell cantina menu has grilled chicken
>>203281180visit pollo tropical if you're in florida
goodnight and sweet dreams
I wanna play vidya but I've been going down a Brendan Schaub rabbit hole for the past half hour
Just finished watching "The Thing"When it ended I stood up and yelled "KINO" at my TV
Why so dead?
Can't sleep and I got annoying dogberg with me tonight taking up the entire fucking bed
Drank a lot of milk and now I feel anxious about earthquakes
>>203281586Unironically >>203280482
>>203281586We're all sleep
>>203281474Did you watch it on AMC? I want to watch the thing so badly but for the last 2 years when it plays on TV I've only been able to catch the last 5 minutes
>>203281605She carries this general so hard past midnight EST
>>203281605This post makes me sad I wish I had friends
>>203281623It's on Prime Video
>>203281655It's not as special as catching it on TV
>>203281698Uhhh gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there.Streaming doesn't have commercial breaks
>>203281711Commercial breaks are good for pissing and getting a snack or drink
I wish to be murdered
>>203281742I much prefer pausing the TV on my own terms.Imagine being so brainwashed by corporations that you think commercial breaks are a good thing
>>203281875You wouldn't get it
>>203281922I get it, you find comfort in familiarity.
>>203281943You don't know me
>>203281959Oh, but I do.
>>203281964Oh trust me you really don't
People are greeping now
9 more hours till pizza time
i got 2 out of 4 in connection
>>203282005Okay Well you should watch The Thing it's really good
>>203282063After this conversation I don't think I can enjoy it anymore thanks alot
>>203282086???How can you be this thin skinned
4 hours 30 minutes till my alarm goes off
I'm gonna go jack off
>You don't know me
>>203282143Anime-tier
Ruined my sleep from napping AGAIN
Have you ever thought about how you could crawl into elastigirls womb and lay in it in the fetal position because she has elastic powers
>>203282385No, I can't say I have
>>203282397well you could but you have to be careful because she could trap you in there haha
Any gay people here
Bros I've been doing a lot of thinkingCamels in great britain were only around since roman timesIf there were no other camels on the island then having two would be a lot right?Cutting to the chase, Camelot. How many camels did king arthur really have?
>>203280836I will become a Gang Stalker
Looks like im getting banned tonight see you guys in 3 days
>>203280902Butthew looks like THAT now?!
>>203282449Bit of an oxymoron
>>203282574are u saying gays aren't people
moo deng these nuts
>>203282604Brazil nuts
>>203282449 what's up
>>203282604I got a coworker the other day because he was complaining about not getting a raise and I said it would help if he learned to speak Sugondese>the fuck is sugondese?SUGONDESE NUTS
everything feels fake
I'm diagnosed with real nigga conditions
hello
>>203281230me
clintcels seething at farmerchads
Brown niggers pace so much. Makes me so anxious like they're seething about something. The women. They have this weird ADHD tick, their heads are constantly changing directions. Hate is a strong word. I think we need to be friends. Were like slaves in the gulag together. Except I'm smarter for some reason.
>>203282943I don't know about the race aspect, but people who jerk their heads around violently to look around spook me out. Reminds me of a lizard or a bird
should i eat real food before bed (a turkey sandwich) or some birthday cake ice cream
>>203282961It's definitely more of a brown girl thing. I notice them do it all the time. Might be their diets maybe
>>203283044Brown is in Latina or Indian or something
>take a lil nap>just woke up now, 8 hours laterRIP sleep schedule
>>203283083i look like that
>>203282773Yeah words actually don't have much value at all. We needed houses and women, but that can't be supplied. So they seem to have corrupted all written and artistic works for political brainwashing. But if you're smart, it just comes across really offensively. There's not too much in this world except for sex. Myself, I just sit in the dark most of the time. Or take long walks so I stay in shape.
>>203283092I look like this
>>203282631Give him the gift!
>>203283110i snapped this candid of you if you don't mind
Why do /s4s/ threads have "your fortune" in the OP
The new girl at work that I told you guys about is a bit of a harlot, very unattractive. She sat right next to me in the company meeting and asked me to go out for drinks this weekend but I incelrefused and told her some bullshit story I can’t even remember. I thought she was attractive at first but seeing her have the same energy towards all the other men in the workplace honestly made me feel disgusted. Why are women like that?
it's really impossible to go hungry nowadays, if you really wanted to feed yourself with the bare minimum you could probably do it with like 2 dollars a day, that is to say beggars are really only scammers and drug addicts
>>203283244she's the office slut
>>203282943Are you talking about when jeets wiggle their heads around as a gesture akin to nodding or shaking your head? I had to figure this out myself recently, trying to figure out what they were doinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_bobble
>>203283244There's a girl where I work like that too. She flirts with literally everyone. She's pretty, but I never respond to it because I know she's not actually interested in me. She just wants my attention for whatever reason. Because I ignore her she's done a lot of things to try to talk to me. At one point she literally just handed me her phone number and said nothing and walked off, and I never once texted her or called her. Again, it might sound like she's interested in me but I know she's not. This is just how she is
nite nite
>>203283244you shouldn't feel ashamed to reject herit just means you have standards. there's a difference between a flirt and a skank and clearly you're not interested in the latter
>>203283244>>203283297You guys are like that femcel meme with the suitors’ hands cramming around the door lmao
Would you rather be a skank, a slut, a harlot, a whore, or a floozy?
>>203283293When they're just sitting there, but their heads keep moving around like they're frantically looking at everything. Drives me nuts. They look terrified about something.
>>203283331No she's definitely not interested in me, she just loves attention. There were two other guys who mistakenly believed she liked them because she acted the same way with them and when they asked her out she rejected them. She just fucking loves attention
>>203283299Sweet dreams homie
>>203283354IWNBAW
>>203283374>shit test failed
>>203283354Skank: a trashy slut, usually older Slut: a woman who has a lot of casual sex, usually youngHarlot: a more upscale, prettier slut. higher classWhore: a woman who has sex in exchange for something elseFloozy: pic related tier of slut
>>203283436I didn't fail any test I don't want anything to do with her and never did.
>>203283461disgusting video how can someone upload this and feel no shame
>>203283354i prefer cocotte
I’m just a man that wants a wife and kids stuck in a world of hookups and furbabies
Nickelodeon managed to sneak the word "Floozy" into an episode of The Last Airbender
i ended up being good and having the turkey sandwich instead of the ice cream
>>203283523i promise you there are women who feel the same way that just want a good husband who supports them and treats them right, and to raise a few kids. don't give up
>>203283624Turkey’s good before bed, I think it has melatonin in it
>>203283777i shouldn't be eating this late but all i had today was a chicken breast, so i got done with what i was doing and sat down and realized i was about die of starvation and it was an emergency
>>203283461I don’t even understand what that video is about
>>203283777Holy Turkey, truly a sacred meal blessed by the Lord. That's why we eat it for Thanksgiving
>>203283849Doesn't matter, she's just some bug. All you can do is hope you don't run into her in real life
>>203283679It’s easier said than done man. I’ve been looking for someone I’d want to give my everything to for over 12 years now. I’ll probably just end up as one of the losers that imports a girl from some South American shithole at this rate. At least my kids will be bilingual I guess
>>203283533I got a blowjob in a dream and woke up to an orgasm. I hate when I dream, because I know the truth about dreams. I basically got raped. It's fair to call it that. I have PTSD anxiety right now when I write about it. I don't consent to dreaming.
>>203283888Lol is this guy real? How do you write this crap to me? Go fuck yourself faggot.
coffin is such a good sounding word that is wasted on being a term for a box to put dead people in. The two syllables should mean something else more common to daily life.
fuck off schizo
>>203283901>>203283938What’s going on, big guy
>>203283888a lot of those kind of transactional marriages are doomed to fail, just because cultural differences and attitudes about things you can't really foresee, i'm not saying that is always the case of course, some people manage just fine. but sometimes the cultural differences are just too much to surmount. you shouldn't rely on that i guess is what i'm trying to say, you have much more in common with someone who had a similar upbringing to youanyways i'm going to bed goodnight
>>203283982You're being smug lol, but you just look stupid. I can see I triggered you, which is even funnier. Your mind isn't that good, hopefully your jaw is better. You probably never asked why you see movies in your mind when you sleep. Ask somebody. I'm not the only one who figured it out.
>>203284074shut up faggot
>>203284099Did your parents ever call you a pumpkin growing up? It's a joke about your genes lol. They can already tell who will be fucking.
>>203284059Thanks for your perspective and goodnight
DINNERTIME
>>203284074Are you on drugs?
video games really ought to be clearer with their descriptions so i shouldn't have to wiki for shit, like 10% increase crit change, is that flat or 10% increase on like a 2% base, this shit is basic
>>203284577mmm-mm. canada be feasting
>>203284713Video games have always been fucked like that. They just used to make you buy paper guidebooks before the wikis came around
Good morning say it back
Would you rather toil 10 hrs 4x/week or 8 hours 5x/week?
>>203284790Took me a sec to figure out what was going on with that mirror
>>203284577where's the ketchup?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fideicommissum_(sculpture)Just saw a video of this. Even the pussy lips are sculpted.I wonder if Jeets would violate the sculpture if they put it up in Brampton.
>>203284892They’d probably start worshipping it. They have Hindu vagina statues back homehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni
>>203284790simp
i like plain food, i don't care what anybody says. having a flat baseline is a good thing. sure, i love chicken that's spiced-this, and battered-that, but i enjoy it straight from the boiling pot as well.
>>203285120I think it makes sense to approach most foods as the Japanese do. Keep it simple, and absolutely master simplicity. Like how they purportedly make sushi chefs train on how to make rice for a decade before learning to do anything else. Once you’ve mastered the simple form, you’ve earned some artistic licence to dick around with fancier stuff
I’ve had it with this faggot fucking opossum, tomorrow night he’s getting the ground beef and antifreeze treatment.
opossum fans in shambles rn
>just learn from JAPAN bro
huh
>>203285317I’m not a weeb. I just think people need to learn to walk before they can run. No use worrying about how to make a Beef Wellington if you can’t even properly fry an egg.
https://youtu.be/0tXEN0WNJUgY’all finna boutta?
Germany has been added to the list along with the UK, literally nothing of substance ever posted from that flag
what do you care what other people cook
>>203285524Hey >>203285445
>>203285574Sometimes I have to eat it
now i am become depth, fisher with worms
In about 2 weeks I’ll be moving into a trailer and finally getting out of my car after nearly a year of living out of it.
>>203286319Nice
>>203286319Keep grinding that’s the mindset
>>203286319extremely happy for you
>>203286206enjoy you are bluegill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_REraEE440
It is far too early for my ass to be awake, but here we are. That's what I get for agreeing to shit.
>>203287624Don’t work too hard today homie
>>203288051I've locked myself in for 12 hours. I am full sending this shit. Gotta get all of this done before the snows otherwise I am cooked.
+++ BREAKING +++ URGENT +++
thousands of americans died during the milton catastrophe
>>203279029WEIRD dog
Indian nostalgia be like>remember when we fed the pigs our own shit but also had poke them with a burning stick so they wouldn’t bite our ballsack off
Honestly we’re just trying our best to keep the thread alive during slumber hours so thank Europe for that
>>203286319You’re making it bro
>>203288748lol, what the hell?
>>203288748Indian niggas be like why don’t kids go to pooja
woken up by a horrible nightmare but im gonna pretend it didn’t happen and go back to bed
>>203279199Cringe post so much it's insane How do you lack self awareness so much? And look at all the replies you got Womp womp
https://is2.4chan.org/int/1728624737124694.jpgSexo
I can't believe the scientists have done this to (against) Scotland
found an apartment that may work with meinshallah my homeless arc is cancelled
>>203290367:D
I was an NPC until I took LSD at 16yrs old and gained self awareness. I don't even consider whatever existed before that to be the same person in any real sense. As far as im concerned I was basically actually born at that moment. Haven't done those kind of things anymore sense then, haven't seen any reason to. But i do wonder what trajectory life would've gone had I not been given that drug. It was really pure chance, i was a friendless loser but I sat next to some "cool" rich kids and they gave me tab of acid as a sort of mean spirited joke.
Electricity back yet in cape coral (and surrounding areas)? I want to go home...
>>203290905>take mind altering hallucigen when your brain is still developing >end up like this Wow you were brainwashed but at least it wasn't a person or gang
Third girl (this week) smiled at me I think she was just coming home from work or something and she smiled at me but I couldn't match up and was just as shy as she was Also I saw a blonde with the fattest ass
>>203279029Edizione lunghissima
change my pitch upsmack my bitch up
Going to wash my penis
Not really. HAHAHA
too cold don't wanna get out of bed
>>203279029a-a-r-d- v a r k!
>vodka in Walmart is like $15 or $20700ml here costs £17 wtf it's supposed to be scotland
And 1L must be £21 or so
Today I'm not going to watch idubbbz open up monopoly game tickets for no reason. Instead I will watch random lectures for things that I've not learned about yet, but not listen and have it on in the background
absolutely HOWLING at this post>>>/wsg/5699586
>>203291407Yeah it definitely fried me somewhat too. Basically my mental state stopped progressing. Im still basically a 16yr old mentally. Thankfully I was a bit more advanced maturity wise at that age, but i definitely noticed as I got older that my mental state felt frozen. Especially when I met a much older guy in his 40s and i noticed his mannerisms etc made me think he seemed a lot like a high schooler. Later he told a story very similar to mine, that he did LSD at 15. Kinda scared me to think I'll still be like this at 40.
If I had a job I wojld buy 2 hours worth of work worth of vodka every day and save everything I didn't drink, then throw it in a bucket to store outside for the winter to freeze distill it to be a higher percent I'm actually.goimg to do that when and not if. And I've gotten way better drinking and going outside
I am the prophet Elijah
I'm scared of sealed mason jars whenever I put something in them and coming back have to open up the sealed glass container
You: 8=D ~ ~ ~Me: 8===============D ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~
>>203292690Me: 《 :OYou: 8=====B~~~~~~ O: me again
I love people
>>203293105hi
motivate me
>>203293119how's it going?
Washing the piss residues before and it looks like there's a type of sand. I want to boil the solids with the sand in to see if it knocks, and filter it in a solvent. Or if it starts to dissolve in boiling water, adding bleach and a solvent to extract it (the ammonia and urea), then I want to make it more pure by extracting it in the solvent
>>203292542I had a job at a grocery store once i was so depressed id drink like a handle of vodka a week to myself. I would drink before work, after work, often times during work. That job really made me want to commit sewer slide. The worst was that my job made me the last person
>>203292713>>203292690Unzip those trousers im sucking both of you off NOWPull those Johnson's out boys. Anon is hungry for meat. >>203293018I love you. Let me suck yo dick
>>203293304go suck a nigga dick
how about sucking me ON
I think that if I go and seek out more of the explosive results, my health and safety plan can be that I expect it to explodeFor this I will need chemicals likeWaterSugarPotassiumPhosphorAluminium Sulfuric acid (which I need for drain cleaner also)Hydrochloric acid (my main risk which is a risk with piss and sulfuric acid)I think extracting the result in aluminiumised sugary water with phosphor, using a salt, will result in a clumpy solid forming in the water layer (one layer of one), not reactive with water. In anhydrous form it is potentially dangerous, so drying it out will be in a better form to test it for safety, before doing anything with the form, which I won't let react for a long time (and if I do then treating the reaction like it multiplies) If it isn't an explosive, I want to add more aluminium to it, and tri or diamine, and crystalise it
>>203293430good post, /cum/mer. keep it up
Business idea: AI washing machines
Business idea: AI buttplug
>>203293881business idea: you post a bit less from now on
Yall talmbout suckin dick
>>203293956Business idea: You don't tell me what to do
>>203294039sounds like a shit business. i'm not investing.
haha
>>203294067but they won't have sex with you or me
>>203293496Alright mate? Do you know anything about the nitrogen cycle?
business idea: kms
business idea: assisted suicide
"able to perform above military standards" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sustainable_Oils#:~:text=able%20to%20perform%20above%20military%20standardsThis section doesn't abide by Wikipedia standards
Getting ratatouilled by feedstock I want to make things they feed to farm animals, REAL feedstock
I like foreigners
>>203294490I don'tMAGA Don't much care for Jews either. I don't like them
i like people who are like me, whose ethics can reasonable mesh with my own, whose notion of social good will involve a mutually beneficial relationship with their neighbors, and who don't have a social strategy that cannot be materially adopted by the majority of people.
good morning sirs
>>203294639Stop that Canada!
>>203294639morning bud
>>203294639good morning sir, ready to do the needful today sir
anyone ever stop watching a show just because a regular character is ugly?
>>203294699I like regular show because Mordecai is so cute
>>203294699no wae the fuck no that's harsh lad
>>203294747why do you talk like that? have you spent too much time shitting in /brit/?
>>203294770this is just mah voice how do YOU talk mate?
>>203294699i like ugly people
>>203294699I watched a show and every time a female character talked I'd mute it. They had a few scenes where two or more women were in a room talking to each other. I skipped every single one of those scenes. Did not change the experience at all plotwise i didnt miss anything of importance to the overall story. Thought that was pretty funny. Show was Atlanta, btw
south bronxda south south bronx
>>203294892admirable. that's not a good sign for the show THO>>203294842i like you too
>>203294852Fat
I just got out of bed.
I have cankles I have always had cankles, when I was in third grade I would be jealous of the skinny kids in ankle socks with nice skater shoes who had skinny achilles tendons my achilles tendons never looked like that also I used my fathers hand me down gray work socks that he used to buy from the chinese owned clothing store on the corner where he would get coffee and donuts EVERYDAY
playing with my nipples
>>203295214lose weight, fatty. oink oink, piggy fat fuck.
me? i fucked it up
>>203295232my gf licks and sucks on my nipples and it feels so good bros
>>203295312It's not that simple
>>203295337thank you based chinese masseuses for teaching me the pleasures of nipple play
>>203295337You're so lucky. Most women are grossed out by that stuff.
I wear expensive, tailored clothes to cope with the fact im ugly and skelemode
>>203295359It really is that simple. just put down the fork and drink some water.
my dad never learned how to use a keyboard because he thought typing was for fags
>>203295337I one time sucked on my (now ex) gf's nipples so hard that they were bruised the next morning kek
>>203295458>>203295337then everyone clapped
I type like a retard, my left hand is proper but I only use my pointer finger on my right
>>203295457heh bet the old man feels stupid now
>>203295480not everyone is an incel
>when you're hanging out with the town bangslut and you are a bit too mean to her so she goes into the bathroom to cry and your friend goes into the bathroom with her to console her and have sex with her
We used to be a country
>>203282102get a room homos
>>203295457well he was right but we happen to live in a fag world
>>203295564/cum/ is a khhv incel neet general
>>203295600digits gods agree with me
>>203295600i had sex yesterday
>>203295630you did not.
>>203295662you're right i lied
>>203295662I was there I can confirm he had sex
>>203295565can't say i've ever been in any part of this scenario TBQHWYF
>>203295681you don't know where he lives.
>>203295626ESL go back to your country
oh shit i forgot to clean the catbox yesterday
>>203295714He lives in Canada
>>203295730Eat the poo
>>203295728huh?>>203295747what if he's on a proxy?
>>203295760what would he gain from using a proxy for a boring ass country like canada
>>203295730did the wretched smell of feces and urine not tip you off or are you used to it by now also secondary question are you a woman
>>203295786maybe he's trying to create mischief and sow hatred against canadians?
walmart caught the brainrot
Canada is basedIf everyone hated Canada then Canada wojld still have one fan
>>203295835thats like using a proxy for india to sow hatred against indianspissing into an ocean of piss
Going for a nap
>>203295885in hindsight, you're right. no one would use a canadian proxy given how messed up their reputation is. grim
>>2032958851 minute after I sent this message I got an indian scammer call at work, cant make this shit up
>>203296041last time i picked up the phone to an indian scammer, i told them "fuck off, pajeet" and was flooded with more spam calls for the next 4 hours.
my birthday is in 8 days
>>203296261ol' dirty bastard you
>>203296261how old would you be anon kun?
Feels good to not have yellow fever anymore.
>>203296222I never answer on my cell. I have to pick up every call that comes in (IT help desk) on the work phone though. Without fail they all use the exact same tactic>hello sir my name is John Smith, can you transfer me to *CIO, CFO, CEO*Then they either say nevermind or just hang up if you ask for their contact information or prod any deeper on their reason for calling.
I have a fetish for sexy biological women with nice butts, tits, hips, and faces.
>>203296394Repulsive
>>203296534and feet
>>203296497i'm applying for work, so i need to answer unknown calllers
>>203296594Sorry I'm not mentally ill
>>203296534>>203296594what if i don't like women and i am not gay?
>>203296663You're an asexual freak AKA LGBT subhuman
i hate feet people. no one cares about your fetish you freak
>>203296680sounds about right
>>203296742>>203296742>>203296742>>203296742
tolstoy loved feet
>>203296709They're like homosexuals and need everyone to know about their mental illness
>>203296749>beaten by 15 secondsIt's over
