sir poo barmer
>>203280746considering how basic the content in the leaks were a couple years ago (around the time he quit, I think) I doubt he would have contributed much or anything at all
Jesus was a bloody good bloke.
>>203280828I still like him
>>203280815lame. war used to be so fun in the old days.
>>203280870he was god bro
>>203280901Is* God.
booked my practical driving test, almost 2 months away, fml
>>203280898reckon blasting thirdies that don't even know you're there from 2km away would be a fairly intoxicating feeling
>>203280898when
>>203280867well you never know, it seems they got a fair bit of dialogue down and those leaks were from 2019, which was a year before he quit
lost 5kg this yearthank God
>>203280946>taking a year to lose 5kgdid it in 5 weeks me
>>203280815I never understood why anyone would not question authority or trust their governments maybe it's different in the UK or Australia
>>203280922they're shepherds, they're responsible for animal's lives.
>>203280950anorexic freak
>>203280933it doesn't matter now anyway. GTA 6 is gonna be shit. Laslow, Leslie Benzies and Dan Houser have all left. The only main one left is Sam and it won't be long before he goes. GTA will go the way of Pokemon. New releases will just be stagnated versions of their glory days. It's over
>>203280984>Lazlow leftgood, the radio shows in V were liquid shit set on fire with napalm.
>>203280984dunno, rdr2 was still kino and it was released in the post-woke era
it will be woke
gta has always taken the piss out of both sides of the political spectrum (although usually the right with weazel, their parody of fox, but there's still plenty of piss taking of leftypol)
drinking urine
got some zopiclone for insomniaberg
need to shavecba
not sure about Bulgaria desu
>>203281052well now it'll be all white man bad and villians in red hats
still jetlagged from japan
>>203281076except one of the main characters is a white man, i know the /pol/ types will be pissed off about the other half being a latina but back in the glory days of 4chan everyone would think a big booty latina would be based
Jelqing myself off
>>203281091he was a white man, then they turned him into a Cuban.
>>203281085You get any jap fanny?
sex with a slightly above average woman tonightsometimes that's all you need
>>203281135No but I got jap bussy
>>203281000yeah, but most of the radio stations in the games before that were good.>>203281006rdr2 was shit. stop lying to yourself. gameplay was boring, writing was boring, characters were most definitely fucking boring. Soundtrack was okay. The game was inferior to rdr1 in every aspect except graphics
>>203281137you need a release
The plan:>stay up all night to not get late for the interviewThe problem:>no more coffee minerals
>>203281142
they'll have you playing as a black street gangster next
>>203281148shagging a plain but horny girl just feels like home
>>203281162It wasn’t gay cause they were dressed like girls
Used to put old arcade games inside the N64 games so you could play full arcade games as Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. Should do that with GTA5 but have a full new PS2 gta game in it. If it's not in the game, I'm chimping. Sick to death of this shit.
global warming my arse
>>203281156have you tried the Wim Hof technique?
Got the horror films on
In dire need of Italian gf
>>203281248why do Italians look like jews
going to brush my teeth then do my hair then put on my jacket then walk for my train
>>203281214No (desu).
>>203281248Feel that
>>203281278Cor
>>203281248whom
>>203280815Review my trip plan >Spend 3 days in London looking at all the meusums and exploring the city>Go to York instead of the isle wight or folkstone >Try and get a date there Last one will be hard I am 5ft8 and my only positive traits are being able to bench 210 and run 10 miles
>>203281130no they haven't, where are you getting this from?>>203281143>rdr2 was shithonestly i agree, i'm a completionist autist so it took me like 2 years to finish the game and there's just way too much shit to do, i have nothing against the gameplay and especially the writing thougheverbeit
>>203281287>when the bird got that 7% Arab DNA
>>203281300sorry mate, we're full
>>203281307from the trailer. he was a white guy in the concept art and in the gameplay he's a black haired Cuban.
>>203281289Silvia Soprano
>>203281300How many days will you have over there?
>>203281300We don’t like manlets around these parts
>>203281300I'm the same height as you and have literally never managed to pull a non-fat British girl. I either date foreign girls or use escorts
Mad how it was profound in ancient times to suggest that interconnected systems exist, but now it's just an unremarkable statement
another board got spam protection>>>/vg/497902254noticing that the quality of a board depends a lot if some admin cares about it, like s4s gets stickies all the time and random little characters and music, some weeb boards get stuff
>>203281320so they just changed his appearance a bit, doesn't mean he's a spic
>peas on the queen Haha
>>203281300Spend 1 less day in London and spend it in BathStay at the best western near the huntsman pub
Don't think I'd enjoy an escortWhen I have sex with a woman, I cum in either 2 minutes or an hour So with an escort, I'm either paying like $200 to fuck a woman for 2 minutes, or an obscene amount to cum once
>>203281360Mad how they are so afraid of spam as if the rest of the stuff is good
>>203281300>>203281375I stayed in this hotel in that room with the door on the bottom right
>>203281381It's your only option for shagging if you're ugly
Brits be likePork pie, peas on that thing!
>>203281381You're overthinking it. Feeling booba to me is pretty much just as good as sex. Can't get an STD from feeling booba.
>>203281307the problem is that Arthur was an insufferable wanker who cried about everything Dutch did. Also you get chased out of town and resetup camp like 6 times which got old fast.only thing I'm looking forward to in gta6 is the new map
>>203281381$200? where the fuck are you getting where's that cheap? they have to be asian right? Can't be white girls at that price
>>203281408dutch was very obviously losing his mind, maybe he was always insane and now arthur is just wise enough to finally see it
I can't even conceptualize how hotels work.
>>203281404what on that plate wouldn't you enjoy eating?
I finished everything in Witcher 3, but found RDR2 tedious Wonder what that says
uninstalled gta6 after 25 minutes utter pedestrian slop
What if someone named Llewellyn went to Japan?
>>203281426check insleepcheck outcleaner cleans the roomsomeone else checks in
>>203281420Aren't there prostitutes that offer $200 for 15 minutes
>>203281428It's rather a lot of peas...
>>203281421you'd lose your shit with your right-hand man questioning and undermining you at every turn too. Dutch was a criminal who did what he did best, crime. Arthur's little holier than thou act was insufferable
Guten Abend, /brit/. Haben Sie eine Schwester das ich kann mit Sex haben?
>>203281375I am going to London to see the museums sorry
Scran up lads
>>203281426Most abstract-minded Brasilian
>>203281441oh, thought you meant for the hour
>>203281444arthur didn't really become a holier than though type until after his diagnosis, he's always known he was a bad man, but he saw his impending death as an opportunity to make amends
might get on the tins and bokkles early
>>203281457>pepsi
>>203281471Refreshing beverage
why do all the good people get ignored and all the evil ones get everything
>>203281457BOY OH BOY DOES THAT LOOK PLUM YUMMY! YES SIREE BOB IS THAT A MIGHTY FINE PLATE OF BREAKFAST!
>>203281455Idiot
British kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI1S0PKJR8
Entering my emo phase
>>203281484Tiresome little wallflower wondering why girls don't walk up to him
Because morals are an abstract concept, they don't mean anything in reality and are mostly imposed by the powerful onto the weak to make sure they stay weak.
>>203281497My fist is about to enter your emo face
>>203281497alri 2006lad
How do I visit an escort without my mum finding out? I never leave the house alone
>>203281497does iraq have emo girls
Bepis is disgusting
bacon sarnie right down the hatch
>>203281530>I never leave the house aloneWell lad I think you have bigger fish to fry than getting your cock wet
>>203281541I'm happy I just want a little companionship
>>203281530ever though about shagging your mum instead
>>203281455How long is the trip?
>>203281530Are you disabled?
>>203281548How can you be happy if you can't even leave the house by yourself
>>20328155010 days
>>203281551I have autism so am considered disabled yes
gonna kickflip your mum
>>203281567Learn to drive, that’s how I did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6SQH5p16_k*does a little dance*yes lads the good old days get fucking on itproper session this was remember it like it was yesterday yes lads
>>203281558I like living I'm just not very independent or competent
>>203281560That include flights or 10 days in the country?
>>203281500leave him alone dog
>>203281629nsfw post on a sfw board. thats a violation.
>>203281582Well lad either you get mum out of the house for a few hours and get an incall or somehow agree for her to bring you to a brothel Maybe you can go meet a nice autistic girl instead
>>203281629cracking up at this just can't help it
another day in paradise
Brits be like>'ello guvnaBut yanks be like>Hello Governor
Why doesn’t Tim have a ballsack
>>20328156010 days? That include flights?
>>203281484this is the kind of stuff that neeky little philipinos would post on facebook in 2011
Morning
>>203281670>philipinos
>>203281654Is it really, though?
These are the options I’m being given on where I can move to next, which is the bestThe Korea detachment is in Busan
>>203281678don't understand what you're taking issue with
>>203281690Filipinos
Someone remind me, what's it called when you force a woman to have sex who doesn't want to? Slipping my mind
I'M RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!!!
>>203281706>erm you spelled the brownoid wrongoh yeah sorry mate I'll remember that*walks away and talks to someone else*
Poo is brewed inside the arse.
>>203280815I thought this would sounded smooth
>>203281643thanks bitch
Hullensians mentioned
Bit frosty wosty out
>>203281726Used to be, but capitalism saw us outsource all our poo brewing overseas
>>203281717negritude
>>203281737bro is living in The Mirror (Tarkovsky, 1975) ::skull emoji::
dont trust certain posters in the threadthey know who they are
>>203280952because theyre brown people and who cares about them? people in the west hear 'a billion iraqi civlians died' and dont even bat an eyelid, because it truly doesnt matter
>>203281729sar
banned from my favourite board because i suggested that i might self-harm, don't you people understand that this might send me over the edge? please just think before reporting
bit frosty wosty out so I'm staying warmy dormy at homey womey with my groggy moggy and a booky wook
a cu pod joii oino ins nt t
>>203281722no need for the racism
>>203281726have a log in my bum rn that ive been holding onto all day, didnt have time to poo this morning because i woke up late and had to leave, dont like have poo outside of home if i can help it
Schoolkids >Wears backpack and sneakers Uni kids>Ugh no thanks I'm an adult now, I wear a satchel and bootsAdults >Wears backpack and sneakers
For me, it's Dougal Haston
>>203281787Ah my favourite extremely low quality postAnd another day of bad luck for you
>>203281810everyone at uni wears a backpack and sneakers
made a really good post (>>203281754) and no one acknowledged it :/
>>203281829Yeah maybe in your lame-ass cohort
>>203281754cracking post anon, one of your best works
>>203281839u aint been to uni for 20 years old ass nigga pipe down
>>203281810kind of post an Indian would think is clever
>>203281832Not really much to react to mate"Oh yeah I guess it kind of looks similar"
>>203281832bet you didn't understand the film at all
>>203281729Oof
>>203281850Well no you're wrong!It's 10 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzt5aS-6Zothe national rugby league needs to do this
Honestly I hate how I had the chance to date 2 beautiful women but fucked it up
>>203281810>sneakers
>>203281877>Oi blud we what call them trainers innit
>>203281753rather racist
>>203281871AHHHHHH IT HURTS
TAKEU ME OUT TO DA BARR GAMEU
5”3 and a negritude
>>203281849cheers mate
>>203281894its a white woman singing
>youMakes multi-paragraph rebuke to an argument >meUninvolved 3rd party replying to your post with a correction to a typo
>>203281871BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Saw a fox lad
gonna become trans as a joke
>>203281871people will clown but this would work on some women
NEED A BITCH IN A TENNIS SKIRT
>>203281810i have a backpack for uni, most people at mine do
>>203281924did he have an expensive looking fursuit?
>>203281942incel backpack
>>203281909who gives a fuck lol
shove it rorke
Would you live here?
>>203281932Bro sad part is she was trying to suck my dick but I accidentally nuted and it landed on her eye
>>203281969you clearly as youve made 2 posts now
>>203281942lil leb fella
dont need a wardrobejust have all my clothes piled up on the dryer
>>203281994based and not ashamed of showing off a 70 IQ pilled
>>203281981possibly
>the dryertarq.png
>>2032820143 posts
>>203282034its not 1950 anymore mateeveryone has a dryer
>>203281530establish a habit of leaving the house alone and then she'll think nothing of it
I've heard that american jewesses like to snare ANGLO boys and use their sexual deviancy to milk their goyseed, so their progeny can better integrate into human society and maintain the jewrace's hold thereoverand tbqh lads, the mere thought arouses me to a state of tumescence
you're my little fat oneyou're the only one that smiles
>>203281981looks very yank griddy but yes
I don't have a washer or dryer I just take the washing to my parents and my mummy does all of it for me
>>203282050Yeah?
absolutely done that aussie clown lol
>>203282047Everyone in tarq land maybe
ever drive unlicensed and drunk lads
4 posts lol this cunt is obsessed
>>203282069are you a jewess?
Don't want to speak too soon but I think my knee might be a bit betterBarely hurt at all walking to the train station this morning
sending the next racist or sexist cunt spiralling to the floorsick of it
>>203282077unlicensed yeah drunk not really but with alcohol in my system yes never both at once
>>203282072
>>203282093Ich hasse negers
are you superstitious lads? they say that if someone dies on saturday then a member of their family will also die soon, this has happened in my family with my dad and then my cousin, and a mate of mine's family with his uncle and other uncle
>>203282077..yh, have been caught too
bandle in one today
>sick of it
If Britain supports Israel killing babies, what's to stop someone from killing British babies?
>>203282114>they say that if someone dies on saturday then a member of their family will also die soonretarded
5
that's me, rent free in the top left of that flag lol
other poster's intrusive thoughts: vile, horrid, nasty and not worth mentioning in polite conversationmy intrusive thoughts: /briyewt/ aha
>>203281810no one in this country says sneakers mate. we say runners
>>203282115worst i ever got was beeped at because i briefly forgot the right of way laws when trying to find a park in the woolies parking lot
>>203282142you should feel honoured, it is there inside the greatest flag on earth after all
>>203282154I say sneakers I'd only say runners if they were actually for running
just had a weird ominous feeling. reckon something bad is going to happen
>>203282127well it's a fairly common superstition
>>203282093yeah? let's crack on ya scouser
>>203282115what was your punishment?
>>203282169never heard it before
>>203282114not personally but some superstitions can manifest physically because its so engrained in the subconscious, like for example if someone thinks sometimes things happen at a certain time of day, they subconsciously train themselves to be alert at that certain time and so perception is magnified looking for whatever theyre superstitious about
>>203282182well actually "common" was the wrong term, it's actually quite obscure, but it does exist. and is common in certain cultures, probably mexico, they're wacky liike that
>>203282145good lad
>>203282145>>203282154>>203282158>>203282163>>203282164>>203282165>>203282169>>203282175>>203282178just what on earth is the meaning of this?
beer!!!
>>203282213look at the time mate it's APH
I could be wrong.... I could be right
>>203282215GOOD LAD GOOD LAD
Concerned about the volume of Aussies in britWhat's their end game I wonder
what's Bruce waffling about
this morning I posted that I won't be going to the pub tonight but it looks like I will in fact be going to the pub tonight
>>203282232this influx happens all the time mateit's 5:30 on a weekday which means the aussie power hour is on, and, being a Friday, pub and beer vibes are intensely high
>>203282163won't lie, the straya flag is probably the most aesthetic flag there is
massive taint hole appearing in my jeans out of nowhere so i've been taking advantage of it to finger my arse on the train to work
>>203282213total Australian victory
what kind of rodent goes to a pub
*pins to /brit/*
>>203282158lucky you then>>203282178drink driving i think 3 months suspension, a fine, then caught driving twice in a few days whilst on said suspension the judge was not a happy man because i did have previous driving charges from my early teens speeding/not wearing seatbelt etc he said he could throw me in jail if he wanted but just increased the suspension length, court costs and told me to id be a burden on the system if he jailed me and told me to fuck off.
anon pushing his laundry through wooden rollers like a 19th century washer-woman
>>203282243that's the way turt, onya mate>>203282273terrible, terrible post
>>203282291For me it's the power of AIR
>>203282275*tears it down and stamps on it angrily*
>>203282299the humble air fryer
>anon reddit
>>203282299big fan of that femme d'argent song they did
>>203281821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASs95G49OjIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYB9geb-YYQDid you ever watch those documentaries Sir Chris Bonington did back in the day?
>>203282255yeah it might not surprise you that our flag is extremely popular at home - it polls highly even amongst young peoplethe republic movement even conceded that they wouldn't push for a flag change in the next republic referendum when and if that comes up
any melbourne lads want to go to the pub tonight
LIVERPOOL
>>203282327>pubgood lad>melbournealas no
chucking my laundry in the air fryer
Sydney > Smelbourne
woke up but the australian is still heremight give it another hour then
putting people having sex to classical music is so uttery cringegasper noe is such a hack
just assume every Australian /brit/poster is a humble Sydney man
London is my city
love perth me
>>203282352wahey
>the australian
>>203282352good ladjust rated australia's best city again by english tourists and expats funnily enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfL8Vu9PfW8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfL8Vu9PfW8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfL8Vu9PfW8one of those songs with a pre and post
>>203280815kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOXlVBlFRA
>>203282363good post. dont even know why poofs from other states tell us theyre from those unimportant shit holes
>>203282363really, really good post this
GO THE MIGHTY PENRITH PANTHERSGO THE BLUES
ill be at the carrington in surry hills tonight if anyone would like to chat
>>203282363>>203282389>>203282392>>203282409lebo army logging on
name anything iconic in an Australian city and it will be from Sydney
katy arching her back a lil to feel cronem long ting brush against her big clapper in the london underground
(8) sometimes i just wana rewind turn back toime to a differen ttime (8)
channel 7 paid for his coke and prozzies. zased or cringe?
>>203282415The bottle o
>>203282409good ladding all over the place at this post
>>203282343They just had to ruin it with that door
name anything iconic in a british menu and it will be from outside britain
>>203282415what about the uhhhh that ummmm
>>203282410i unironically might show up, look out for a 6'2 ginger lad
>>203282415mcgparliament houseflinders street stationq1eureka towerthat bridge in hobart i forgot its name
>>203282323I will do
>>203282451the what now
>>203282451genuinely could not tell you what the eureka tower looks like in fact I've scarcely heard of it
sydneys alright but the vibe in melbourne is just better
>>203282451bodied that sydnodian freak
>>203282410used to get free beers there sometimes
>>203282465most worldly syndeysider
>>203282466nah can't agree with that onenot enough pubs right in town unironicallyremember my melbournian mate coming up to sydney and being in utter awe of our sheer amount of pubs
>>203282410prefer the london or paddo inn meself
Might need a wee Can't decide
>>203282482>>203282500well come on then
look at this fucking thinggot nothing on centrepoint tower that's for sure
so this is what passes for iconic outside of Sydney
poo reeker tower
>>203282518>>203282523can not 'good lad' these posts enough fucking hell
prefer staying inside my childhood bedroom
lets be honest sydneys a shithole
oi wonner jar a larga fackin aussie mate cunt
so we all agree:go the panthersgo the blueslove beerlove the publove sydneysimple as
NEW>>203282541>>203282541>>203282541
sydney's the prettier sister who never had to develop a personality, end of
erm have you seen our really big office building built by chinese developers
>>203282559>>203282559>>203282559
