Hot dog editionPrevious: >>203317348
>>203319575Beat me to it, because I pressed reload on the browser instead of refresh on 4chan.
>>203319575stop lusting over our girls
drinking milk
>>203319605ancestry is irrelevant, we're all humans
>>203319605stop making them so sexo
the only thing that matters in life is making money and being sexywho gives a fuck about family and kids
>>203319642What do you do with the money? Spoil your dog?
>>203319608what fat percentage
>>203319659he rents a luxury apartment in chicagos most exclusive ghetto
>>203319659you indulge in a luxurious lifestyle like a beautiful home in a great location, an expensive wardrobe, maybe some luxury cars, traveling, etc
It's funny that chewing is called masticating, because when you think about it eating something is a lot like masturbating. Chewing is a very masturbatory motion, it's repetitive and quick and gives you bursts of pleasure. And just like masturbating it ends in one final act of the most satisfying pleasure, which for eating is to finally swallow the food.
>he’s still coping that’s 4 posts and counting, freak. cast a mental fortitude spell already and shut up
>>203319642The only thing that matters is nutting in pussy, and then raising the kids that spawn because of all the pussy nutting.
>>203319687better than living in some flyover state also i said i was moving
>>2033196801
>shitcongo>not a flyover5 copes
>>203319634shes not even that hot u gringo guys are just desperate
>>203319697which is something you'll never do
>>203319725How do you think you got here? I learned my mistake of bailing, and your "father" adopted you.
after a demonic pact or two i will be a multi-millionaire while you rot away for the rest of your life on this website
>>203319724she mogs you doe
>shes not even that hot
>>203319743https://youtu.be/wB5KKdkRyfg?si=tcI8dIR1jsPCi7VZ
>>2033197432 more weeks
>>203319741i don't care how i got here. my life matters more than anyone else's.
>>203319680whole milk which is like 3.25
why do americans stack silver and do prepper stuff? it's a stable country
>>203319750yeah shes prettier than me and?? lol she was spammed in multiple boards for months lol she isnt at that level of hotness
>>203319779spiritual progress and evolution takes time
>>203319810how about you progress your resume and evolve into employment then you won't have to live someplace with bars on the windows
>>203319826i'm already employed and i have been for yearsalso the bars are aesthetic
>>203319575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glmf_zgMlOYBlack man is walking around with a dead fish in korea and is cooking it on the sidewalk
>the bars are aestheticweapons grade copium
>>203319851i want to drop a brick on this whores face
>you walked into Brian’s store but he’s battling the Mexicans across the streetWhat’s your next move? https://youtu.be/KaVglFjQynk?si=RE1WxJKMJJX6Y0LX
>>203319851
>>203319856they have cute stuff on the walls
grim thread
>spelled dufresne>pronounced do-frane (like frame)efls explain this shit
haven't skateboarded in decades, prob still got it though
Might get a milsurp sleep system, those fuckers were actually top notch
>>203319958like bivy sacks or what?
https://tubitv.com/movies/602430/the-shawshank-redemption
Some fine Albion fellows directed me to a "yank" thread instead. Would a native English speaker give me some tips on improving my prose? Pretty please and thanks. :D
Got le drunk at le bar and am now sobering up before driving homeSaw the sheriff in the parking lot nabbing a drunk asshat
i am offering all /cum/ members a 10% discount on my products >>203319865
>>203320007You need to have a comma between civility and society, otherwise it sounds odd.There should not be a period between >of law known to manand>As man's..
>>203320034poquito cabeza
I'm so high that I just forgot for a good 2 or 3 seconds if it was night or morning.
>>203319977Yeah the summer + winter bags plus bivvy. They all snap together for easy zipper management too. The real find is a tent but those bitches are pretty expensive. I should’ve just kept the extra one I had but I just gave it away
>>203320034i don't feel comfortable giving you my address for shipping
>>203319851She is going to get so fat
Hello I hope you guys sleep well and have a pleasant dreams
tuckin the homies in goodnightfor me, it's lavender scented candles
>>203320034Unfortunately I’m not in the market for baby dolls, burial urns or overpriced candles, but thanks for the offer
>>203320038Thank you very much, friend. I'll edit it straight away. Do you, perchance, have any tips on how I might be able to pick up on cadence and rhythm?
>>203320068
NO MORE LEFT INSIDEESSENCE LEFT MY HEART TONIGHT
I can feel it in the air tonight oh lord
>>203320068Did your dad have sweet dreams after you knocked him out for telling you to get a job?
>>203320060maybe she's very active
>>203320109https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg?si=hR0oHRljOvFt2lDiI aint gonna pay tax no matter what
>>203320007>>203320038 (2/2)btw, the reason why it sounds odd is that civility and society are both nouns.>bribed in that*bribed during that>drawing-roomStudy room would be more appropriate since he's clearly studying the bible>She was very much....that the property, which had been left in his care, did not belong to him as he claimed
Anyone know why my fan is suddenly going way faster than it normally does? Am I about to die?
>>203320075>overpriced candlesoh, so it's only a problem with the price? make me an offer
I'm considering singles night a success because there were like 4 attractive women there and I got one of there numbers.She's also a Latina, I swear I'm not a Latina fetishist like some of you are with Asians, I just live in SoCal so there are lots of pretty Latinas
>>203320145fuck off, normie
>>203320145>anon has taco fever>denies it
>>203320145>her phone number starts with 555
>>203320131Just be like me and claim exemption. Shoot any tax agent that comes to your door
Why did the police block this road off with flares and cars?
>>203320141Unless you can beat the 3 bucks per candle I spend at Walmart there’s no point buying from you
>>203320171law enforcement party
>>203320040>>203320059>>203320075i would recommend love spell ingredients so you stop being an incel
>>203320171I AINT GONNA PAY TAX NO MATTER WHAThttps://voca.ro/1nmZJdEmnkqe
>>203320171They did it to inconvenience you. They hate you
>>203320198It aint like the cockblock cops did to a girl
>>203320196Go away
>>203320191even magic ain't powerful enough
>>203320211love bindings force someone to fall in love with you
>>203320136Thanks friend, yet again. I wish I could share more of my writing, but I don't want to waste your time, seeing how you've already been kind enough to help me with that excerpt. (I wrote over 4 million words in English, with fluctuating proficiencies. - pretty bad tbqh.) - I need to read a lot more than 100 pages a day.I've already got some fair criticism from /lit/ on something I wrong more recent. I.e. Pic related. You can go all brutal on me, I won't mind.One day, I will become a great writer, like Nabokov or Joseph Conrad. Believe it! Until then, I'll have to grind and never give up!
>>203320210https://voca.ro/16JHah7Nqrik
>>203320232filtered
>>203320243I dislike fat girls so its ok
weekends are for self-improvement
>>203320007More nitpicking: You also say>something had to be..... to the present daybut don't actually mention what is being 'done'. or maybe a chunk of writing wasn't posted.>Mr. J. & C.>But knowing what she did...in her favor as it was far too dangerous ...
I already have a love potion, it’s called GHB
anybody hear anything?must have been the wind
>>203320258Weekends are for gooning and catching up on the work you didn't complete during the week.
>bringing work homeslave lmao
>>203320286What is yard work or house work.Clean your place, asmon.
hello
>>203320300nice fallback, it was almost not an extremely obvious cope
>>203320304lol grown-ass frog saying hello
>>203320315Seething asmon.
>>203320304hi>>203320229>As for the Devil himselfWho are we talking about? You introduced him like I was supposed to know him. Is there supposed to be a relationship between Mr. J, Mr. Jacque, Charlotte, the devil, Mr. J. &c? How do their story arcs converge?
>>203320304wtf is wrong w him
>>203320320be nice to mr frog
>>203320334nothing, he's good
I'm depressed I never got to have teenage adventures like the ones i saw in movies and cartoons growing up
>>203320334he's just flat there's nothing wrong with him that's just how he came from the frog factory it gives him character
>>203320325>Who are we talking about? You introduced him like I was supposed to know him. Is there supposed to be a relationship between Mr. J, Mr. Jacque, Charlotte, the devil, Mr. J. &c? How do their story arcs converge?I may've cut a lot of details because I don't know how to properly re-draft, edit and rewrite. This was the original.
https://youtu.be/shlyzg8GOGw?si=PqDyjTdtlrU5FMPA
>>203320346if you're comparing your life to movies and tv you're bound to get a bit depressed
>>203320118Lol so the >>203320355 devil introduces himself
>>203320145latinas scare me
Drinking a Sutter Home merlot
>>203319575>this is a 4/10 in brazilprepostorous
>>203320346what kind of adventures do you mean? like narnia, or solving mysteries, or playing chicken with muscle cars, or what?
hail almighty Satan
Ayo this dude is MACEDONIAN
>>203320346Those don't actually happen, so don't feel too bad. I mean you probably did miss out on a lot of teenage experiences since you're posting here, but again none of that shit actually happens
going to sleep now, I have to wagie tomorrowgoodnight incels
>>203320371Even average things normal people experienced I never got to do I never had friends to hang out with after school I never went to prom I missed out so much on life and I'm all alone now
>>203320145happy for you anonhow do you feel about her? what kind of vibe did you get
balkans are the mexicans of yurop
>>203320355I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the 'devil' was introduced in the story but we're still left with consolidating Mr. J, Mr. Jacque and Mr. J. &c relationship. If they're supposed to be the same people, I'd advise you use consistent addressing.
>>203320387>Napaacceptable
If your country has ever been colonized by turkroaches you cannot post here
>>203320380We're not the same person, mate. I rarely post on /balk/ and /int/. I'm more of a /lit/izen.
>>203320346One time in high school my friends and I went into the woods with pellet guns to go "squirrel hunting" and didn't even SEE a single squirrelFunny memory but it's not life changing like Stand By Me or some shit like that
>>203320397i'm not an incel but goodnight >>203320399just because you didn't go to prom doesn't mean you are doomed to be alone forever, you can still make new and meaningful connections with people as an adult. if it makes you feel any better i didn't go to senior prom either
>>203320413https://voca.ro/1nrC6P8csZ3e
>>203320419probably better not to come across dead bodies in childhood
Kinda wish I could toil on the weekends instead of my current shift just to avoid the normie zerg rushes fucking everywhere. But it is nice having zoomer whore eye candy while I go on my incelwalks
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THEY GONNA LOSE THEIR SHIT
>i'm not an incel but goodnight
>>203320424Adult life is a lot less special and everyone is so busy with work it will never be the same
https://voca.ro/1oaJRV5sVckQ
>>203320400She seemed nice, and she has a career and lives near me which is great.I'm worried that if I see her again I'll blank on what to talk about since I generally covered an overview of all my interestsI actually love talking about mundane day to day stuff with women like "what'd you do today" and some like that but some don'tSo I have her and the other Latina who I plan to ask out in a week unless I REALLY hit it off with this current one before thenBasically, I'm good to go (for now)
>>203320447you're right i look exactly like that
how are people so good at hiding their craziness when you first meet them
listenin to asmr, jorkin my pud yup it's friday night
>>203320440>>203320428Macedonians wish they were Greek so bad
I’d treat you right spinny, you can neet out and everything if you wish, all I ask is that you bear at least one of my chillins
>>203320462for starters, you rarely meet the real crazy people
>you're right i look exactly like that
>>203320453are you the boomer who posted about a teen girl he met at some protestant church? you type like him.
>>203320472I already look greek
NORTH Macedonia
>>203320453>I actually love talking about mundane day to day stuff with women like "what'd you do today"this is a huge huge plus the yapper/listener dichotomy is one of the best relationship dynamics there isyou're beating back women with both arms it seems you stud don't break too many hearts
How about all normies fuck off with their normie shit
>>203320483I hope for your sake you're the black dude not the midget
>>203320462Usually people that try to leave a good first impression are hiding something
>>203320480No, I'm not religious. I'm 24Im drunk right now so I'm typing different
>>203320489https://youtu.be/TpeCo8-0tJw?si=5FboPXGAlQXB-q4R
>>203320462diligent practice
>>203320497sus.i got both my eyes on you
>>203320495nah, he's the guy on the right. faggot has an instagram as well. he's like in his 30s
>>203320489Tell us what's bothering you.
This Macedonian schizo has been posting in /balk/ for years, how'd he suddenly find /cum/?
Here we go again
>>203320489/cum/ is a normalfag general, what did you expect
>>203320519Im not a schizoWhy do you think i am a japanise prime minister wtf
Why are these pictures of a fat manmaking me hard?
https://youtu.be/7M3toD7aXk8?si=qseQ80hfhvtokICf
I would unironically kill myself if my dick was that small, wow
Cooking up a nasty curse to punish Brian
oh man
i watch blade runner on repeat https://youtu.be/9jCjB-hFhWk
>>203320566Not gonna comb through the pictures to determine which one you're talking about
josh allen
>>203320581It’s just a human body, you sound like even more of a faggot than the dude literally posting naked men
>>203320589This dude doesn't win shitMy Ravens are choke artists and still kick his ass and win more
is taylor still with that football guy
I'm bandwagoning the Dodgers
>>203320609Where did his balls go
what do I do if I'm bored in a relationshipI feel like all relationships would twist this way, or maybe I feel like I don't deserve a partner who's more stimulating
So cum and dixie are like one redneck and the other one homosexualIm neutral fight amongs yourselfs
>>203320621We have one gayboi who spams naked men once a week, it doesn't mean we as a whole are homosexual
>>203320601Beat you in the play offs and came back from 17-3 the last time they played before this season. You're nigga gotta POOP before each game or he sucks
>>203320619If you aren’t dating to have kids then it’s doomed to fail regardless. Just enjoy the moment and don’t crumble when the inevitable happens. Always look cool.
you dont see this oftentwo schizophrenics shitting the thread up. sighn of times
>>203320642There are 2 gays here Brian made me gay with his porn spam
>>203320656I've seen 3 at a time
>>203320656>it used to be so reasonable
>>203320651retard
>>203320646>YOU'RESHIT I MEAN YOUR
>>203320652Holy fucking armlet>>203320656It used to be worse with goshy, lain and prime jason
>>203320690Who is lain and goshy
>>203320668>ad hominem I accept your concession.
me personally am into into black women not small dick white guys
>>203320714What about big dick white guys
>>203320720I don't like any dicks but mine
>>203320714Same, I’m team porch monkey all day
No idea how women find men attractive
>>203320750They don't
>>203320758Explain
>>203320783>>203320794>>203320807FLAG ON THE POST. GAY SHIT
Only masochistic women find men attractive. There’s nothing attractive about a violent hairy gorilla, apart from the money it can make by lifting heavy shit and its tolerance for suffering for the sake of its pack
>>203320825If that's true why to dykes have such a high domestic violence rate?
>>203320825That's why violent gorillas aren't hotGet a gentleman with a nice crop of chest hair not hypertrichosis
>>203320825not all men are violent hairy gorillas thoughthere are tons of very sweet, sensitive men who aren't boorish pigs.
>>203320489this/cum/ is an incelwalk general
>>203320777"Women will be attracted to you if you are X and do Y" is the psyop to push you to be X and do Y. Sometimes the conspiracy commits to the bit to make you believe the lie. Women will pretend to like you and they'll even marry you and spend their whole lives with you to make it seem real.
Kill spammers. Behead spammers. Roundhouse kick spammers into the concrete.
im gonna come back later when this is over this is ridiculous what are these janitors even good for
>>203320894i rebuke this energy and send it back to you in the name of Satan
just realized that brian's spam repels normies
Got done jerking off to women just to spite Brian
>>203320869wtf is an incelwalk
Finna boutta go for an incelwalk myself actually
>>203320941It's like an incel bike ride
If you don't look like this don't post here
Has anyone incel walked on the country side? Seems scary
>>203320962i would not recommend going out at night especially in rural places and especially without spiritual protection, there's malevolent entities out there
>>203320962I do nightly. Haven’t seen any cryptids although I’ve always felt like I belong in the wild, so maybe they’re just looking out for me. I’m waiting for snowfall now to start terrorizing a bum living and dumping all his garbage on my stomping grounds
>>203320955I will look better than that after I'm done with my gender swapping potion
>>203320962it could be scary, but it would also be highly atmospheric. maybe emotionally satisfying too because it's moodily cinematic.
>>203320997How will you terrorize him will you destroy his camp?
>>203319724post a hotter brazillian
>>203321003>mccoyAlways knew them and the hatfields were faggots
Jannies are worthless
>>203321026True that
Suddenly want pancakes
>>203321015I work nights, I’ll just spend my off days robbing his sleep and maybe some light sabotage and booby trapping. He’s illegally camping and using a vehicle in a banned area anyway. I could even set a fire as we’re in a ban zone and he’d get ass raped for that
new pfp
>>203321057kek
>>203321055What if he finds you and pulls out a knife
ngl not a fan of this thread. More of a titty guy than a dick guy
>>203321112sauceola friendola
Imagine jerking off to fat ugly middle aged men
>>203321192they remind me of old men i fantasized about molesting me as a child
>>203321196I should inform you that I intend to download this image.
>>203321206You replied to my cursed post good luck Brian
>>203321221i do regular cleansings and banishings
>>203321232This curse is uncleansable and unbanishable
>>203321248i disagree
>>203321090I hike with a machete and a pistol, plus I’ve already scouted him multiple times and know what I’m walking into
>>203321273You are cursed for 40 years enjoy the living hell that's going to be your life
>>203321252Your parent hate the fact they made you. No one has ever liked you. You hate yourself. You know the world would be better off with out you. You will die a meaningless death in your mid 50s and who ever gets your ashes will consider it a burden
>>203321275You sound unhinged
Young white people from the suburbs talk like niggers and i cant understand them
>>203321289projection + i reject and send back this energy in the name of Satan
>>203321308I will get you eventually
>>203321303This is merely retaliation for him previously trying to run me off public land he claimed as his own, and like I said I hike in the wilderness. You’d be fucking retarded to not have protection. Would you prefer if I bring bear mace instead? Because that shit is a waste of money and storage with zero multifunctional uses like a machete, or stopping power like a handgun. Stay in your pod.
>>203321323>projectionIronic>+ i reject and send back this energy in the name of SatanNot even possible
>>203321386jesus was a gnostic
I shit on the gods of Jew dog colonizers
>>203321365You talked about starting fires to get him in trouble
>>203321431>building a campfire in his vicinity is le BAD!!!!!!!Do you think I’m going to storm his encampment with a flamethrower like I’m in ‘Nam or something? Weird imagination you’ve got bud.
>>203321468You are going to jail you sick freak
>>203321413The tribe of Israel Jesus was from is not same as the modern day pretenders
>>203321523Classic double down. I’ve used it myself plenty of times. Have a good night city slicker
So how's everyone doing?
>>203321581I’m managing 7 accounts in clash of clans so I can do clan wars and unlock the capital
>>203321604Don't tell your latina gf about that ok
I'm cute and friendly I guess
>>203321622Why would I care about what other people think about my hobbies?
>>203321675You need to be sympathetic towards those with lower power level
>>203321664can you teach me how to be those things
four out of four in connections
>>203321725in yellow-green-blue-purple order?
>>203321685No thanks, I’ll continue being my true self. Masks are for cowards.
humanlisten carefully
Good night
sorry but i dont got the jaw bones the cheek bones necessary to get a woman
>>203321725did you get a perfect doe
>>203321833If you have a shiny gold chain you can get any woman your little incelheart desires
>>203321797ok, now what?
>>203319575imagine her after eating feijoada
god damn i love winter
>>203321833Beard
>>203321751green blue purple yellow>>203321849no only one life left
i'm a manchild, is that a good thing? no, is it a bad thing? also no, ultimately everyone's argument against it is that you have to be able to provide for yourself but this doesn't hold in todays society if you aren't super poor, my dad already gave me enough money to live out the rest of my life with and i am good at not spending it so really there's no argument against it
>>203322099are you the anon who was saying connections is hard a couple days ago? if so congrats on solving it, they get easier after you've done them for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSw4fUby3b4Ugh favorite rapper snitching again
>>203322395idk maybe
For me it’s Argentinian rap, they’re still lyrical like our old 90’s rap
Just took a big, wet, sloppy poo.
>>203322510Yummy
I’m thinking it’s eepy time
>>203322540I slept all day.
is the naked old man spam over now
is it just coping saying you can't get gf because you're a neet?
i guess everyone went to bed
good night
crazy how much of a banger this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJtyejNSYoo
>wage slave all fucking week>finally Friday night>my brain just won't let me sleep even though I'm so tiredI can't take this any longer
quirked up white girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8OCz2Y1fgw
Canon in D is a really good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUcThHVbrXY
Had a fair amount of alcohol last night but stayed safe. Drank lots of water too, but will probably still feel a little weird for a few hours.
so still no bitches?doesn't count joy boybut still glad you had fun with your lonely sausage fest champ! thumbs up!
>reading modern history book>'climate change was one of the reasons for the empire's demise'
eye madoon
wanna bruscett?
I slept 11 hours again
I have never seen a pretty asian girl
are you a blackpilled doomer or a redpilled sigma?
>>203329289Oh yeah?
>>203319575Cute >.<
Needed a sweater today
>9 hours and 15 minutes ago/cum/ is finished
>go to local attraction>dozens of lolis dancing down the path in short pink skirtsdo you also have local attractions in your cunt?
>>203331072Maurice Chevalier pls
watching anime right NOW
>>203327335>reading post apocalypse novel >The reason for the apocalypse is [codeword orange] started world war 3
>put on one of those 2 hours of blah blah blah to fall asleep to>actually fell asleepWitchcraftGood morning my /cum/bros
>>2033197432 more pacts. Trust the plan.
N
Why are irl people so retarded? I think you people are retards but they take the cake. They are genuinely impressed when i know some shit from wikipedia like who else was running other than trump/kamala
>>203332623I think normies spend all of their time working and then their small amount of leisure either being social or doing inane nonsense like watching TV 4channers are more informed because we look things up and argue with each other. Political argument makes normies seethe beyond comprehension
i think those people claiming to have aphantasia are misinterpreting descriptions of seeing objects and such in our mind. since we say we are seeing objects they probably think it's a full on hallucination lol. i don't believe they are actually unable to create images and scenes in their mind or that they never do at all. everyone daydreams. the idea of real aphantasia so backwards it would be an actual medical curiosity.
FEEEEEED ME SEYMOURFEEEEEEEEEEEEED ME
watching frieren and its falling off fast.first few episodes were comfy as hell, but now it's turning into shounen crap and the characters are adopting personality traits that they didn't have earlier and had no inclination to develop. anime wasn't always this shitty. i think i'll get to episode 14 and decide if i'll finish it there
>no political or religious discussions except outside designated areas Normies are literally trained to not be able to handle serious conversations and then everyone wonders why everyone is irresponsible, addicted to drugs, marriages don't last etc Sigh it's too early for this
>>203332623someone at work said that swedes were always peaceful and never committed genocide and i was "weird" for informing them of the deluge. like these people swear to god never knew sweden was once an empire and they never heard of the plc. canadian education system.....
>>203332815I stopped watching it because I didn't think frierens voice actress matches the characters expressions and it grated on me Like the voice actress is speaking like :D but the character is like :) https://youtu.be/ciEHXxh3hNk?si=FFgCfEa7uxjhAwiU
>>203332946
>>203332950>>203332950>>203332950>>203332950
ummmmm my coworker was supposed to pick me up (carpool) 11 minutes ago.
>>203332963>>203332966How do you chucklefucks always manage to do this?
>>203333005I am psychically in tune with all cumbums.
>>203332966>>203332963>Beaten by 7 secondsBrutal
