Newell Convers Wyeth edition
>>203322087bbc
entering my based trad catholic phase out of my nihilist incel phase still an incel tho
thought the stupid nosejak was the new thread.
>>203322103Have you got one? A big baboon cock?
11 years ago i was called Jewish for the first time in my first week of secondary school.I grew out of my Jewish runt phase but i'm still a bit ugly but not because of my nose really.
>>203322109Germans really are bugs
>>203322133big schnoze alert i repeat big shnoze alert
>>203322109Stop noticing patterns you antisemitic bigot
>>203322109Imagine thinking you actually "own" a home LMAO
>>203322170Shut up you fucking retard
>>203322102
>guys guys I just bought a £235,000 home which my family will own FOREVER LMAO HAHAHAHA
>>203321908How about these quads?
>>203322201What's got you seething lad
ok so why cant i just wait for a new meme to come out, and immediately buy whatever crypto coin is based off it 'moo deng coin' went from 0.02 cents to 0.3 in a matter of days
The English gave America a language, a religion and a legal system, baseball, apple pie, Amazing Grace and Thanksgiving, and in return the Americans gave England artificial cheese. Hardly a fair exchange, is it?
>>203322222Yeah?
Just bought £15,000 worth of bricks and mortar for £400,000. My life is now all set
had a little sip of coffee just then
My nan might be jewish or something. Never wanted to brinf it up. But thats where i think thats where alot of the swarthy jew genes come from.
Gonna be a supremely kino moment when Russia absorbs the baltoid states.
>>203322236Which Plymouth harbour is that supposed to be? English or American?
>>203322246Oh my god! Things cost more than their raw materials? Those dastardly men in little hats are at it again!!
been up since 4am me was on the vile muck last night
>>203322221>How about these quads?>
Deport all Estonians to Finland, deport all Latvians and Liths to Germany. Problem solved
just been raped
got a hoop like a ring of fire
>>203322298well oil be damned
>>203322277>ctrl+f "argument">non detected
>>203322315>nonFuck off froggy
>>203322313montezuma's revenge is it lad
>>203322297>>203322264Dunno what this has to do with britain or british things
>>203322327
just bought 15 thousand us dollars worth of pepe nigga coin
Got my willy in the air fryer
>>203322335To be fair Eastern Ukraine is rightful British clay
my boss is a lovely bloke because he has an Irish surname if your boss has an Anglo surname run for the hills
>>203321272I feel like there's some truth to this because the whole site gets nowhere near the traffic you'd think it would, but at the same time I've been accused of being dozens if not hundreds of wacky characters when I've basically never used a trip in my life
>>203322341Ooh ya seethin
anglos are the jews of the whites
My north atlantid ectomorph ahh body type
cute !
>>203322367we're not Jewish enough for my likingcould learn a lot from the Jews
>>203322367Yeah we are generally speaking, smarter, richer and more successful than any other whites.
>>203322374Get a maccies brekfas down you PRONTO
>>203322367fact
>>203322367So true
>>203322361the character known as heathermong accuses me of being a character known as spainnonce every time i point out that he is mentally ill for posting about "irish diaspora" and "obeying your parents" for 18 hours a day
>>203322374how am i suppsed to shag that tiny ass
Irish diaspora posting is quite funny to be fair
Fact:; the government can seize your house and property at any moment for no reason
>>203322447So what
>>203322464sew buttons
Irish blokes=lovely blokes Anglo ''''blokes''::=want Pocahontas body on a stake and left her baby crying on the ground Simple as
>>203322478Irish people drink baby blood
>>203322478>>203322358You are not sane
woke SHITE
why didn't anglos breed abos and indians (tomahawk) like the spanish?
>>203322413You seethe so hard spaintard. I have irish diaspora posted before, i have sympathy to heathermong occasionallyBut im not heathermong. I dont call you out because of whatever delusions you assume your head.
>>203322413Not once have i seen him write about obeying parents
>>203322447what if you kill Keir Starmer with a small bladed weapon?does the house revert back to you then?
>yes we'll put these stones here>nice slippery uneven stones>perfect for walking onnutty romanswhat were they thinking
>>203322508>abosWhy don't YOU breed them
Alright guys? Didn't sleep well last night. Kept tossing and turning until well past 3:00 am. But I'm up now. And ready for action.
>>203322490Seethe on angloid you pale, fat neek
hm
>>203322523i can't breed (incel)
>>203322521It's better for the horses' legs and hooves which was the main mode of transport back then
>>203322534um you cant post that here mate
>>203322432Reckon thats what riles up spainmong when he sees someone almost as mentally ill as im come up with the occasional joke that makes someone other than themself laugh here.
why do redditors type like this
>>203322508there were far fewer injuns in the barbarous climes of new england than in the fertile valleys of central america40,000 puritans settled there as families from the off, rather than horny soldiers claiming local warbrides and creating a new mestizo class before any spaniardess had set foot aboard a carrack to the new world
>>203322530I bet you did a lot of tossing you fucking degenerate tranny paedo
>>203322555Why do you think I give a toss mate
>>203322544no, I don't think so
Lovely blokes them Irish As for the '''''english'''''''''Well......
Only the most handsome lads post on Saturday morning.
>>203322554Literally nobody likes the heathermong freak. Even mousey said he's an unfunny mentally ill fat. Spaino is a well liked poster here.
>>203322542How fucking grim must you be that you can't pull an abo
i haven't used reddit in about 7 years everytime i go back i can't stand more than 20 minutes
>>203322557>far fewer injunsBecause christian wiggers genocided them
>>203322557you also considered them to be savages, let's be honest
>>203322566Didn't think it was, I just made it up
>>203322562if you didn't care then you would ignore the post like everyone else but you repliedthat's why i think you give a toss
>>203322575I'm a beautiful lady but yes Saturday morning /Brit/ is nice. Saturday morning in general is a very peaceful and calm time.
>>203322603Toss off
>>203322587quit using it a long time ago when id start seeing the same threads with the exact same comments every day and thought i was going insane
>>203322580I doubt even if1. You werent Spainmong2. You werent a tranny3. You samefagged every moment about this shitNobody would still believe you.
Love always wins
I’m buying my first home at 49. Should get mortgage approved next week. However I’ve just been told I’m at risk of redundancy and will likely lose my job at the end of January, right around the time I hope to move into my new home.
>>203322555>idk I'm super retarded so this might be wrongktim
>>203322620filter them
>>203322531cope on yourself you silly unhinged nigger
>>203322613*rests my ballbag on your forehead*
Weird how the thread turns to shit as soon as Spainnonce turns upAnd this is before his first melty of the day
My long distance sight has degraded a little, but only very slightlyFuture generations will all be myopic Glasses will become a sign you're poor as all the richest get laser surgery
>>203322588wrong>>203322591compared to the peoples of central and south america?
Just been violated in the b&m biscuit isle
>them
>>203322652Done him
>>203322597I know <3
Mousey was right about the covert yankI think it's actually Riley sticka
if it's hip, it's here
>>203322656Fuck off heathernonce you sick, twisted monster
Anime
>>203322656Not as shit as you and the other posters obsessed with talking about these people
great time to close the thread
>>203322706>>203322707>>203322714>filled in the captcha thrice award
my ear hurts :(
fingered the ol' pisshole this morning
https://youtu.be/5LPMXtFV1Fc?si=vvIXsbXaGIKt22rx
bums and all sorts
>Belgiumnonce AKA spainnonce gone off the weird cuckposting spam because Janny keeps clobbering him the instant he steps out of lineKek
the only people who still eat mcdonalds are the absolute definition of NPC'sthe whole point of it, and the main appeal, was it's cheapness. now that it's no longer cheap there's zero justification to eat that poisonfor less money you could buy ingredients from a shop to prepare something tastier, more nutritious, and larger
>>203322754Stop putting poo in you ear
>>203322754any idea why?
>>203322788Bore off frugal mong
>>203322786imagine caving his ugly mug in with a mattockjust turning his retarded cranium into mushy pulp
>>203322788I like the hot fudge sundae
>>203322823You sound insane. You are very mentally unwell.
>>203322788I only go there for the iced latte they do.
>>203322816piss of hylic you worship the demiurgeyou're an automaton you don't have a soul
>>203322707Will you fuck off once and for all Spainnonce. You come here and fucking ruin the one place I feel at home. Feel good does it, making the lives of everyone here worse? Why do we all put up with you? It’s fucking ridiculous
The Welsh are black
>>203322837genuinely a compliment coming from you*bashes your face to bits with a hammer*
pray for the mental health of /brit/
mcdonalds cheeseburger is one of the most nutritious things you can eat you moron
>>203322869What posts are making you say that?
this little pneumatic loves a hot fudge sundae
>>203322893all of them
Don't even like so-called '''''overhang'''''' routes in which you don't traverse anything Absolute overhang purist me If it's an '''overhang route'''' in a gym that's just a straight down, straight upper may as well be ''''climbing'''''' slab as far as I'm concerned
A child tax credit for anyone of ethnic native British ancestry who has more than two kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg
>>203322920Which ones concern you the most? Quote them.
The Burden of Dreams (v17) is a slab climb larping as overhang Not real climbing
>>203322935What shoes do you wear?
>>203322953>>203322257
going to get a fucking swarthy immigrant to drive to mcdonalds to get me a pile of slop and a full fat coke to shit out of my arse
These two traitors handed over 10% of the United Kingdom's exclusive economic zone to another country for no reason, and you're going to pay for it with your taxes.
>on annual leave>asked for the 3rd time to cover shifts etcUm
>>203322990enjoy migrant spit
>>203322975tenaya oasi
>>203322990
Should I smoke a spliff before I go boxing
>>203323045ai generated
>>203323061yes
>>203323061no
>>203323061No you retard. Why would you do anything that affects your ability to think clearly?
>>203323061Probably not, you lanky prick.
>>203323061if you're asking us you already know the answer
Statistically are you better off going to the places Isreal say aren't safe havens
>>203323077
>>203323107looks real this one
>>203323040I just got a pair of Instinct VSs.
Swinging parties. In Barbados.
>>203323077wtf i thought it was real at first this shit is fucked
Idk like the way Isreal do that It's fucking bullshit and wicked Send war refugees some place then bomb it anyway Not on
>full fat coke
got a hard willard rn want to wank but also need a poo hmm
Absolutely bang out of order
>>203323124we did it first
*nasally virgin voice*erm you do realise there's no fat in Coca-Cola's sugar version, don't you?
Just farted.
>>203323124h-hot
splattering a poo
>Coca-Cola's sugar version
Just call it coke me, diet is for fat people and zero is for nonces (You)
why do we give endless billions of support to some random colonialist psychopath thats quite literally committed multiple war crimes per the ICC including ethnic cleansing and well poisoningwhy do we care so much about him achieving his greater israel project, what benefit does that have to us? why cant we put that money into our own country thats literally on its arse instead of pumping it over there
Mental how that Wahed advert on the tube is totally fine apparently
>>203323192>ICCInternational Cricket Council?
love a diet coke me and im 6'2 built like a full fat brikhouse
>>203323192shutup brown hands
a bit ridiculous that over half my money goes to rent and utilities
>>203323208Haven't seen it
Statistically you are literally, probably better off being in the places Isreal passes over in silence, rather than the places they call safehavens at this point.
>>203323226fat fuck
How do i not get depressed about the state of the country? In before go outside. That just makes it a lot worse
>>203323192"we" just do what the US says
British man likes Michael JacksonAmazingly no one likes the British man
Ducklings jump into the basket to sleep with kitten Loki while bunnies run aroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyfx9FwmHMY
>>203323237Plan your escape
Thats so evil imo A refuge should be a refuge, completely and ultimately and probably for a month at least
>>203323192at this point i genuinely believe any western politician that makes it to any meaningful position has been compromised by mossad, it's the only explanation
shut up rasheed
>>203323237if you're one of those who are scared to go to london for a day then it's over for you
Swedish women likes walkable citiesAmazingly she has no legs
>>203323264finally a good post
As a Welshman I am genetically incapable of not being pro-palestine
>>203323292Milk
>>203323226had a wank to your tits last time you posted this
>>203323292She really...blossomed didn't she
Never win never loseThere's nothing much to choose
What does her poo taste like?
>>203323322Poo
>>203323322No of offence but probably like shit
>>203323292Amazing how she went from being completely flatchested at 18 to having huge enormous gazongas at 20.
>>203323303sheep shaggers unite!
Did you know about Swedish ABBA band with one semi-pretty girl and one rather ugly but way more talented girl and the two guys?
>>203323290Im not but it depresses me
>>203323292>>203323316>>203323319>>203323372It's a fake image.
>>203323412Well yeah obviously. She hasn’t got any legs!
roundhouse kick americanscurbstomp americanssuplex americans in to the pavementthrow sand in an american's eyesspit in the food of an american's meal
Seriously though what kind of absolute loser do you have to be to look at elon's 'robot' (controlled and voiced by a human remotely) and think woooooooooowmechanically impressive but it's not real lmao
Too much boozeberg and no water last night
>>203323449They had some cunt jumping about in a morphsuit 3 years ago mate
was chatting to the twinkdem all night basically
>>203323468is tummyberg rioting
>>203323384neither of them were ugly you freakazoid
all nice and well but today is the day x
>>203323468headacheberg playing riot right now
>>203323494whats happening today
>>203323500Getting sectioned
>>203323292OF when
>>203323500finna hand out a batonnage
>>203323520timmy's sloppy seconds from last night
>>203323483Ayee pretty much a pretty one by British standards I suppose
>>203323529nah timmy filled her belly up real good last nite, im finna fill sum else up haha x
>>203323549cope on lil bro x
>>203323556haha you mad asl
>>203323512
>>203323576larp on lil incel x
Through early morning fog, I seeVisions of the things to beThe pains that are withheld for meI realize and I can seeThat suicide is painlessIt brings on many changesAnd I can take or leave it if I pleaseThe game of life is hard to playI'm gonna lose it anywayThe losing card I'll someday laySo this is all I have to saySuicide is painless (suicide)It brings on many changes (changes)And I can take or leave it if I pleaseThe sword of time will pierce our skinsIt doesn't hurt when it beginsBut as it works it's way on inThe pain grows stronger, watch it grinSuicide is painlessIt brings on many changesAnd I can take or leave it if I pleaseA brave man once requested meTo answer questions that are key"Is it to be or not to be?"And I replied, "Oh, why ask me?"Suicide is painlessIt brings on many changesAnd I can take or leave it if I pleaseAnd you can do the same thing if you please
Russia won
>>203323512Link the video this is based onLooks Russian
Find it alarming that a significant part of our future is being defined by coalposters
>>203323590katy been fed real good he prolly bought her some new clothes that i'll tear off tonight x
If Hitler were alive today, he'd be an Anglo Saxon liberal supporter of Ukraine, Taiwan and Israel, and we have to respect that.
>>203323622don't larp as a shagger lil boy, we all know your history x
>>203323649thats been debunked lil timmy x
>>203323080>>203323081>>203323082>>203323085>>203323089I smoked a skinny oneReckon it'll give me an edgeBesides we're not sparring today
If Little Britain had a food range they'd sell biccy pollards
>>203323655nope you're just coping LOL
Maharashi raincoat weather today in York
>>203323649
>>203323683Edinburgh > York
>>203323707Skirt wearing nonce freak
aint nun lil timmy cud do my goonmeat still going in x
>>203323614There exists an elite class of extraordinarily wealthy, technologically and financially literate but remarkably cringe, unfashionable and socially unaware men in California who think they have the answers to the world's problems They are completely unaware of life outside their own bubble but are intent on shaping itDangerous people desuI don't want the Elon future
>>203323730How do you have time to shag all these women with the hours you spend here every day
>>203323707Maybe but as a Sussex boy it would take me like 6 hours to get homeFrom York it's like 4 hours
coffeeberg sending poostein flying out my arse like a rocket
>>203323730post a hand timestamp thenyou wont lol
>>203323746i dont need to spend hours wining and dining them and begging for it LOL
it's caturday
>>203323758yeah and you spend all that saved time on 4chanbizarre
>>203323610It's probably a Krystal Boyd/Anjelica film, that guy got to fuck her almost exclusively the lucky cunt. Literally one of the fittest pornstars of all time, shame she starred in loads of dire russian crap.
>>203323751I wouldn't even think of doing a day trip to York from Sussex, and overnight stays and dinners in this country are expensive as fuck. I've seen more of the world than I have of Britain.
>>203323787nun u cud do x
>>203323798i agree there is nothing i can do to prevent your autistic spamming
come and have a go then if you think you're hard enough
WHY IS BRITAIN ALWAYS SO FUCKING GREYI don't mind the cold at all but why is it always GREY GRAY GREY GRAY what the fuck
>>203323124he looks handsome
>>203323813*gropes your ballbag*
>>203323797Well exactly York is the only place in the UK to live as a single manI've thought about it a lot But bristol, Leeds Donedon etc are all just dire
Almost 10am on saturdaythe weekend is almost fucking over lads
>>203323819u gay?
>>203323744what influence does elon have reallytesla is never going to be a thing, spacex is a waste of time and energy chasing outdated cold war fantasieshis biggest accomplishment is ruining a website that wasn't really any good to begin withhe has no chance of his brainchip future when almost all his projects have amounted to nothing
>>203323848what is living as a single man
>>203323817Because it's greyt britain haha
BUT WHY? what causes it to be grey all the time
>>203323861no. are you?
>>203323794Russia is kino
greygray
>>203323860finally. im glad for toilberg to give me something to do
just smashed a whole 'za
clouds
desuarchive is back up xxxx
>>203323927why do you care
God forgive me for the time that I've wasted.
Is it morally acceptable to murder retirees that complain about being bored?
arse fucking reeks
I thought men grow out of the why's it grey phase when they're 11
>>203323935explained that yeserday...
græy
>>203323948Didn't think hard enough did you you fucking fanny
naked attraction but no one is allowed to bathe for a month before hand and they inspect each others poo arse holes and smegma in the folds of their genitals. you can only know your perfect partner at their worst smells
>>203323974You're old enough to do something about it so move.
evens get a deliveroo for brekkie odds i make an omelette with 3 eggs and nothing else
>>203324020breaking the fast with deliveroo is pathetic
is 0 odd or even
>>203323990I'll move my fist up your arse if you don't pipe down pet
>>203324030Er excuse me some of us don’t like to lift a finger for ourselves
>>203324036I thought you didn't like places where the sun doesn't shine ya poof
Pubtoil looms.
>>203324081I thought about working at a pub but I don't know how to do a pint and I'm scared of people older than me
Getting deliveroo breakfast is the most slugman thing you can doBet it's shite like McDonalds as wellSort your fucking life out mate
Need a Finnish gf
>>203324020Hope you're ordering a massive vindaloo with 4 sides
>>203324104true, but so is obsessing over someone else's life like a poof/woman
>>203324135So is being Australian
After using windows my whole life I will buy a macbook pro when the new one is out. Are you proud of me?
how is there even council housing in londonhow are we saying with a straight face 'you get this for nothing' and the guy next door has to buy his his for £750,000
>>203324031i dont even know
Britain is Chris ChanAmerica is Sonichu
im a little slugman short and stout
>>203324181Sounds like you’re being racist
Shitting farts out my arse
>>203324031https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
>>203324181because london council housing goes to black people and the councils are full of black people
>>203324151and posting on 4chan
waiting outside the chippy for it to open
>>203323860it looms
>>203324212why
defrosting a veggie sausage casserole for tea
>>203324196what all the money that the disabled migrants save from housing benefit lets them buy up property next door and we lived in a bizarro world where the rich and poor are the same people
>>203324227hungry
mad how much porn there is out there
>>203324212as a representative of Admiral Insurance I am asking the creator of that image to cease and desist.
>>203324237odd
>>203324243Like 500 gigabytes in total apparently They counted it all Can't even fathom it
dreading the biccytoil
>>203324243and i only watch ones with black men in it
>>203324267no they didnt. literally impossible to know
>>203324304They did
>>203324270Amazing how wild the pornstars go for them
why do turbo povcunts like them so much?
>>203324267Think there’s a bit more than that
Joker Poo
>>203324320the bbc machines
>>203324304>>203324316bro got told
>>203324269What kind of biscuit is thatIs it coconut
>>203324267lad, I have 500 gigabytes of gay porn alone
>>203324338We don't have many Scotch in here so we can't ask them, think we have a few Geordies who are the same thing but they don't wake up until gone 3pm
>>203324384
>>203324356yes it has coconut on it, just an iced biccy with jam down the middle with coconut flakes on top x
>>203324407Haven't seen those in years
>>203324442got cancelleddue to woke
For me, it's
>>203324407looks like a fanny