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>>203343990quasimodo predicted all this
i'm not BEEsed to bee here
>>203343990we already do
The real question is should I pursue an argentina and at least preserve some of my euro genes or send it and mutt out my kids with a dominicana. I’m starting to think arg wife with business trips to rd on the side
>>203343905
>>203344028you're exactly where you're meant to bee
when the grand old party gets declared a terrorist organization along with the NRA will closet troons finally troon out fullynothing will stop them
Thank you blue board, very cool
>>203344147
the drois passedafter I take a pull
>>203344186I don’t find that Arab mutt attractive at all desu
>>203344234?? I didn't say you did
>>203344186>>203344109only brain fried porn addicts dont find this bitch insanely cute
>2024>still not using ublock originnot even going to dignify your post with a (You)
>>203344281Hiro made a policy change a while back, whereby I am unable to phonepost images without disabling my adblocker
>he pisses himself at the mere sight of an adSounds like a personal problem, freak
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James DeanApple pie, baseball, and Shell gasolineSUVs, handguns, and US magazineLow carb diets and fast food cuisineCrack cocaine, Abu Ghraib and nicotineSwindling CEOs getting off cleanHousewives all hopped up on amphetamineNipples get rated NC-17FEMA and levies and Hurricane KatrineGeorge Bush's great rolling war machine~
>>203344361nta but there is literally no benefit to looking at ads and they are legitimately detrimental to browsing the internet
>>203344109when i tell her mac n cheese is real pasta and I microwave my frozen "meat" ravioli
watching destiny destroy chuds
>I thought I was getting an incredible deal because I bought a bottle of Acqua di Gio for $15 but when I opened it it said "Our TAKE on Acqua di Gio" LOL I'm retarded to think that a big bottle was $15 when even the tiniest micro bottle is $35
what would you do if you didn't have breakfast this morning
>>203344361>sight of an adcouldn't be me, since I have ublock origin :^)>>203344343use Brave for your mobilefagging
>>203344478eat at noon
>>203344478I didn't have breakfast THOUGH
Thoughts on the Red Dead Redemption Netflix series cast?
>>203344488I was using Brave, and was forced to start using another browser specifically for 4chan
>>203344478i'd be completely and utterly deranged because i cant take my pills unless i eat before
>>203344478but i had breakfast
>>203344427>frozen "meat" ravioli
>>203344541that nigga kevin hart is freaky
>>203344541Dont care cuz im just watching old shows like the X Files
>>203344478but i did have breakfast
>>203344602This I'm watching Spartacus
>>203344541idec
I changed my mind, Argentinian girls are 20x hotter than Dominicans, holy frick
>>203344542works on my machine
>>203344640YWNBW paco
>>203344551its good. its better than "cheese" and "veggies" raviolo.theres also some canned ones but the sauce is straight dookie
my feet are fucking cold and I'm not even a girl
>>203344838heard of socks?
>>203344478no talky before i've had my breaky
>>203344775True, I’m Italian which were considered nonwhite in this country
Why are there no canadians complaining about indians?
>>203344879wtf is that
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGIT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>203345035They’re too busy fighting off Indians for their jobs
makin another ugly 'za tonight with the other half of that pillsbury dough
back from costco
>>203345078Post your haul, I need ideas for grocery shopping today
cumbumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>203345125you are a 26 year old man
>>203344028i miss being 13 years old and playing league with my friends
>>203345105i got milk, salmon, ground beef, bananas, nuggies and eggs.
>>203345132I'm actually 39
>>203345166Boring. Did you at least sample anything?
>>203345048It all returns to nothingI just keep letting me downLetting me down, letting me down
>>203345210No.
i forgot how to have fun desu
>>203345235Are you 24 years old and live in central Oregon?
>>203345290same
sus amount of ragebait indian threads in the catalog. what is the purpose of this
>>203345297no. I usually don't like to sample neither do I understand people's obsession.
>>203345339r/indianmasculinity is trying to get back at all those hateful rayciss chuds with epic memes to pwn those jealous white bigots
>>203345345I ended up switching mozzarella brands because of a sample. Where’s your sense of whimsy? It’s free food anyways
>>203344910You're not italian, Humberto
business idea: feet of /int/ thread and make spin post her feet there
i failed all the trials and tribulations
>>203345549spinny already posted her feet
is society coming to an end any soon? shit feels weird nowadays
>>203345659We're speeding towards something. But I don't know what and doubt it's good.
>>203345715man...
>>203345455Cope, my name is so Italian you have to pick your fingers together to properly pronounce it
>>203345448>whimsyI avoid straying from my go to brands and the samples I saw today, have no place in my house cause there really is no one to consume it.
kino der toten here i go again
finally learning autotune and how to mix vocals. got it working but i sound like spongebob with the current settings lol.
>>203345659nah. go out once in a while and you'll notice things are pretty normal.
>>203345659i feel it, at the bus station i look at people's spines and you can see the pressure weighing down on them. you can taste blood in the atmosphere.
I love IGOR
using the precious last of my phone's battery to /cum/post before being banished to luddite darkness
odds i clean up the apartmentevens i clean up the apartmentdubs i bum the rest of the day on my bum with my cumbums in cum
>>203345942you don't have electricity?
I will clean the car today
>>203345640heinousnow i understand why she flips out whenever we mention her feet
>>203345967no
>>203346082floridanon?
she's gonna win
>>203346100yes. day 3 of living like the amish
>>203345942Crank one out before your battery dies.
does /cum/ remember lil tay?
>>203346408Does she remember DEEZ NUTZ?
comedy central's website got rid of being able to stream shows with your cable login :(it's all through paramount nowthis is bs
>>203346408Yes I hope she dies
>>203346245very low probability of that
>>203346465well i suppose i'll be watching something from adult swim then instead, no reno 911 for me
Texting and driving rn. I wish I had a screwdriver to sip on as well
give me 115
>>203346579Don’t do it
I’m 27 and still haven’t registered to vote. Even if I did I’d just vote for myself
>>203346631Based. Voting doesn't start here until the 21st.
good afternoongoing to a pumpkin patch tomorrow and i'm very excited
americans voting for a guy who tried to steal an election lmao
>>203346263grim. was your neighborhood destroyed?
>>203346784Biden's not running.
You will never save Florida anon
>>203346846i said tried not successfully
>>203346754afternoon bud
have chuds ever explained why this election won't be stolen
>>203346579it's okay bud
>>203346873it's like that video from 2016 of the woman chanting>I BELIEVE THAT SHIT WILL WIN! I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!but reversed I guess they think they'll forget to put the fix in.
>>203346947how is it not close this time mr glue eater
>>203346947>RNC also got off their ass and has tons of poll watchers this timewhat the fuck difference is this gonna make? he already said it was gonna be rigged before he lost and there were already a bunch of poll watchers, independent and otherwise
i can hear a canadian getting backshots from here
so easy to bait chuds
>>203347029lol
a little less bait and a little more DEbate would heal this nation
>>203347088you cant fix chuds
isn't she leading by like 2.5 points right now
little chuddy trusts the polls lol
>>203346999>my guy leads in pollsYou guys hes gonna win for real this time its not even close and everyone knows it>the other guy leads in pollslol who believes in polls theyre all manipulated like the msm thats why i never listen to fox and cnn
>>203346754have fun anoni love cinna so much hes the littlest of guysget you the biggest pumpkin you can carve
>>203347181poor bait
a zombie apocalypse would have a positive impact in my life
>>203347189nigga he got seven MILLION less votes than the other guy
yes it is very easy to bait pol*ticbrains, people who care this much about politics are generally dumb as shit
>>203347234cope I guess
>>203347253I just dont want NOAA to be privatized okay, I'm trying to work there one day
>>203347232youre so fucking stupid kek.
>>203347280thats pretty good point yeah, i would care about that too.
the deep state will rig it
>>203347181/pol/ in a nutshell. they have no principles. no morals. they just want to win and see the other side lose even if it means they will suffer for it.
it's gonna be such a blowout night I can't wait. he'll probably lose the popular vote by 10 million votes this time, the seethe in here is going to be momentous
ate my sausage 'za and watched an episode of harvey birdmanit didnt taste great, it didnt look great, the pizza stone is annoying to clean, it wasnt that funnywhat a crummy saturday!!!!
>>203347350god i cant wait
bath time
>>203347350I'm going to take 15 mg of melatonin that night and I'm going to pass the fuck out and check the results in the morning
Imagine if the tranitor was as quick to delete ratpedo and Brian posts as xhe was to delete politicsposts
and just like that, i got another 3 day vacation on the thinkpad
chud ban evading again
>>203347350yjk everyones gonna get banned
>>203347490>>203347508https://youtu.be/w8Kg933EGNU
>>203347281tell me you know nothing about polling without telling me you know nothing about polling
i voted once at 18, 9 years ago, and will probably nevre vote again desu
chud still seething
aaaaaaaaaaa im going nuts
>>203347573if moo deng were american she would be called poo denglol
this nigga going nuts
redditleaf gonna have a massive meltie on Nov 5. not sure why he even cared about politics outside his country tho
>>203347582What kind of nuts?Peanuts?Almonds?Cashews?
>>203344478I would be HUNGRY
>>203347573>>203347582>>203347597>>203347601someday and that day may never come, hiro will make it so we can post webps boardwide
>>203347609>not sure why he even cared about politics outside his country thocmon now anon america isnt the most important country in the world by accident, literally everyone should care about our politics while we're still the main character
>>203347621I H*CKING LOVE ALMONDS
>>203347609we can all see the nervous bead of sweat rolling down your fat folds
>>203347621walnuts
I live by a power plant, sometimes I'll hear a loud BOOM noise come from it, what are they doing? It sounds like a mix between a far off cannonball and an entire mountain falling onto the ground
>>203347573disrespect your surroundings
What do you call nuts on a wall?
>>203347661strange projectionshe will lose bigly. you have 24 days to seek a therapist
we're gonna steal it again and there's nothing you can do about it
hold up he's busting out the betting predictions
>>203347700construction, probablyor a transformer exploding
>>203347746Nightmarish
>Anon, are you reading smut instead of doing your work again!?Uhhhhhhhhno...
i love it when chud busts out his cope images
>>203347786i love pinkhairs so much bros
Someone unfriended me on Pokemon Go :/
>>203347829that was me sorry your avatar was brown
I only liked the cheeto because I got 700 bucks for free and bought a laptop with the money, I think it was coofbux but I don’t remember
>>203347462why?
>>203347877This is why Andrew Yang is MY president
business idea: free creampies
cock! i love cocks!
>paycheck posted on the app but not deposited to my fucking account>"money in your account Friday at the latest bro">to top it off my blanket STILL hasn’t shippedIt’s like these fucking assholes want me to go postal.
>>203348080why?
>>203347786wtf is smut
Finna boutta vote blue just because pissing off chud brings me joy
>>203347991gawd damn it hillbilly effigy i told ya yer not a faggot
>>203348109cause she's gonna kill ISRAELISRAEL is FIGHTING FOR IT'S FRICKIN LIFE RIGHT NOW
>halo mcc refuses to launch>verify integrity of files>takes 25 minutes>all files verified successfully>still wont launch>shut steam down and restart>mcc launches with no problemGaben you ass
like I said previously I pretty much am voting for her because I got an American girl I talk to regularly to vote for her. that's my vote right there.
>>203348118Sexually explicit or prurient language or material, such as books or movies.
>>203347908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJoYyeThpGAyang gang
For me it’s Jeb!
>do or find thing>thing is unexpectedly good/bad>funny reactiongive me yous
>>203348221did you buy a jeb guac bowl
@ 203348224Nah
>>203348277Yes, $60 worth of microplastics well spent. It’s called a guac-a-bowlee btw
>>203348333you are my hero anonymous
anon makes a good point
make america gay again
Total riparyan victory
>>203348432Nice, this was from my incelwalk a couple weeks ago
unspeakable horrors
enough politics, lets goon
>>203348432>>203348483excellent pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DihTL8IX2hs
>>203348540kinda gay ngl desu 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_cit's legit good tho
I wish I took pics of my nearby lake. Maybe tomorrow
>>203348608gotta get all the cummies out before no nut november
>>203348556you know, everyone makes fun of the cat name but his grandpa was the one who named him desuand he absolutely loved that cat, adored it
>>203348639>no squirreljak that’s nuts
>>203348669that's still up in the air as far as I'm aware
Noooo they're trying to cancel Kanye :/
>>203348692definitely not the second part, read the way he wrote about him.
Can’t wait to move into muh trailer and have a home base enabling me to go on many more incelwalks, incelhikes and inceltreks
>>203348740I wouldn't doubt the second part
its raining cumbums
>>203348768https://www.reddit.com/r/Lovecraft/comments/917u74/on_lovecrafts_cat/
>>203343905>tranny janny actually deleted the imagedoes this 'tard not notice there are multiple political images on the catalog right now? We are discriminated against ong fr
>$8.77 credit available Looks like McDonald’s is back on the menu folx, but maybe I should wait until tomorrow
>>203348789now youre nothin but a fuckin crumbum chum
janner is my friend. more than a friend. a brother.
I started putting caster oil on my eye bags because tiktok said it would remove eye bags but that SHIT does NOT work
There are a ridiculous amount of Mexicans in my town now
updating to ios 18.0.1
>>203348768hi buffins
>>203348555Thank you >>203348483Should have come to the fungi fest this place is alt girl heaven
>>203348899we got a mexican restaurant in my town and I was excited to try itI go there and try to order but nobody spoke english, my town is 99% white, they closed after 6 months
>>203348955are those all edible?
>>203348955I look like a normie, I think I need a makeover to attract the greenhairs. Also I was banned that weekend we were supposed to get a drink, sorry famalam
>>203348955im a shroomer so i'd love this
dumped the edible chocolates i just boughted. its for the best. weed brings nothing good to my life and it isnt even that cheap anymore
>>203349294>t. finna reup next week
>>203349091No they are not >>203349109Doesnt matter theyre easy to talk to, most are normies trying to be different but no problem
>>203349294>boughtedYeah you DEFINITELY made the right choice. Maybe invest the money you saved in a book or 2
>>203349294good job anon i'm proud of youi hated the person my ex became after she got into weed
>upside down It's over
>>203349338Im gonna be doing shit for my new place this weekend but we can meet up next weekend if you’re still down, I’ll try not to get banned this time
Trvke
>>203348704what's going on now i heard once he went full on christian mode and then quit like after 2 years he's a physical representation and unhinged representation of how mentally ill i am
>>203349352>>203349340>>203349318im good. i hadnt bought any weed or edibles in like 2 years.
>>203349555Accused of drugging and raping someone
>>203349526Staying for good?
hawk tuah spit on that thang
>>203349639Most likely, unless the job goes under which is very likely considering we just lost the us costco account lmaooo. But yeah at least a year I’ll be here
Brap tuah Fart on that thang
Hippies are obsessed with mushrooms
HAWK POOAH SHIT ON THAT THANG
I love how you ask shroomheads what secrets the mushrooms revealed them and they're always like "uhhhh it can't be explained" then they'll say that shrooms made them more loving and tolerant while being the most belligerent fucks in the world if their drug gets criticized. I don't doubt shrooms can be helpful in some cases but the majority of shroom users are dumbass junkies who don't even know what to make of their trips.
i want a cosplay gf
>>203349930I have a Gizmo from Gremlims onesie and I wear it on Halloween
>>203349976you are a man though
>>203349930niggas in hell want ice water
I NEED a cosplay gf
>>203350032Which character
>>203350045reisen and toga
>>203349609bruhh, that nigga doing too much galaxy gas
>>203349609wait up >at a diddy party bruhhhhhhhhh, why is he like this
>>203350045magia baiser
420mg of caffeine today
Might get my dick sucked by the Chinese massage lady, idk.
Might remain celibate unto death, such is my lot in life.
how can i sell a used gun
>>203350302just ask your friends/family if they know anyone who wants to buy a gun and if they find you a buyer meet in a walmart parking lotunless you live in a cuck state where you have to do it through an FFL
>>203350302what gun is it
When i was 12 and I tore out 3 baby teeth over the course of 1 year
>>203350445I had baby teeth until I was like 16
getting whataburger cause it's my cheat dayi think this is my new favorite fast food thing other than chik fil a
life sucks
>>203350302pawn shop, they usually have guns
it's that time of night again where i want to just go to bed and wake up tomorrow but i wont be falling asleep for 7 more hoursoh boy
If you stand in a parking lot long enough, someone will start a fight with you
i'm probably the biggest genius in /cum/
>>203350640hold on let me do it before i leave for food
>>203350609this seems like a scientific rule but it is actually 2 separate scientific rules intersecting1) walmart's law: if you stand in a parking lot long enough, crackheads will start to spawn around you and interact with you2) the jim crow hypothesis: every interaction with a crackhead increases the likelihood of being attacked by one
>>203350640it wasn't that hard today i almost got tripped up but i second guessed myself and didn't do that
I've never played this game before, but how is this incorrect? They all have 3 letters.
Back homeJust watched final destination (2000)Drinking a beerGonna watch final destination 2 (2003)
i kinda want to end up as a bum but instead of asking for change i just starve/dehydrate to death too much of a pussy to kill myself
>>203350750just pick the 4 words that share something in commonlike so
>>203350750There's a better categorySpoiler:Bird noises
>>203350750It won't take>Shawl>Stole>Scarf>Standeither, even though they're all 5 letters and start with S. I guess I have no idea how to play.
>>203350302For me I just googled my states local gun selling site, posted it, and sold it the next day. Just answer to people with white names and you should be fine
>>203350750Gobble swallow scarf take
Alright, I figured it out. This game fucking sucks.
Fucking forgot to get a cucumber for my hummus. Now I have to go to a different store.
>>203350916spoilers anon some people haven't played yet
>>203350916looks like a game for esls
Y'all ever go those Asian grocery stores that are like Sea World? Truly wild
Asian ppl be likeI don't want to eat this fish I didn't cause it to suffer before I ate it
Big back is my new favorite zoomer term
You can tell whether you're in a high or low trust neighborhood by how the people react if you stare at them from your car.
someone needs to make the new im off
>>203351155You're getting off? You didn't need to let the whole thread know.
Spinny’s jilling off
>>203351174I'll get you off big boy
i dont know what to eati dont know what to play
>>203351089would
where is my leaf husband (male)
>>203351243PizzaRisk of rain 2
>Cardio day at the Gym.>Ripped dude walks in with his gym bunny gf to do warmups.>They start making fun of the way I'm joggingI thought I left this shit behind in high school.
>>203351278NoThe options are:Philly CheesesteakMcdonaldsTacos
>>203351243Rerun Skyrim, make a conjuration, illusion and speech build and be a mystical bard
gonna finish off the ground beef that's been in the freezer since early july
>>203351300>They start making fun of the way I'm joggingWtf what did they say? This shit infuriates me. Well at least they're probably shitty people and their relationship is going to end in flames.
>>203351243burgerleague of legends>>203351300high school never ends
>>203351300this is why i don't leave my room
>>203351300That’s a green light to give that dude a flying knee when he turns away and knock out his girl when she gets hysterical
>>203351334They didn't say anything, they were both doing warm ups walking on their treadmills next to me and he got his gfs attention than starting mimicking the way I was jogging with a quiet chuckle, she smirked back.
>>203351324i've never played skyrim
newbreadwhen
>>203351399Then play fallout
sobeys west just made the indian section in the international aisle smaller to introduce 2 brand new sectons, a philippines section and a polish sectio,n sooooo ummmmmmm make of that what you will.
>>203351448mmmpierogi
unga bunga
>>203351463well im talking about the aisle (nonperishable foods) not the freezer.
>>203351485what kind of food did they have anon?
What even is polish food? European and Russian food but with nonsensical names?
>>203351504>>203351504>>203351504>>203351504
new>>203351528>>203351528>>203351528
>>203351497cookies, chocolate, various pickled vegetables in jars, canned soups, jams
>>203351510nibba you never even had a jaffa cake?... erm..... this is awkard.....