greg wall-ace edish
>>203423680good 'dish this
nah, will be bringing this up the chain to HR no more of this
greg wallace vs ross kemp
minced about in my gay porn kitchen
there's an invisible man sleeping in my bed
>illiterate bent cunt{{POST DELETED}}
>>203425733Definitely looking at a fat payout if your company fucks up the complaint procedure.
>>203425745Ross kills him and it’s not even close mate
>>203425757Cheese scones is it
any chubby webm man in?
hello my name is chuck saxon-gieger and ill be your wader this evening
>>203425781just plaincheese next time i think
>>203425757What’s that
drinking a very skunked bottle of stella
positively stuffed full of poo so i am
>>203425768thoughts? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728739454748329.webm
>>203425757You are indeed a mincing fadzey, but those look pre good.
>heathermong newhave a good evening lads
>>203425799we call them "tea biscuits" they're similar to scones but not quite the same
*licks lips*
>>203425812best timmy cud do
wish id asked that slag zoe to suck me off the night jimmy tried to kill himself
really don’t understand the appeal of weed it turns me into a zombie for 12 hours
>>203425830diabetes
Serious question, what would you do, if you were 16 again and the world was still your oyster? Pick different A-Levels, do a different degree, go to a different university, pursue a different career?
>>203425805That sounds like a terrible experience. Do you at least have some Drakkar Noir and bad house music to complete the experience?
>>203425838it’s for low iq havers
>>203425821Do you put jam on them
Get your gherkin membership today
>>203425833thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728753850572207.webm
>>203425534yep mate yep, you’re drinking pints and so are the other patrons, whom with you’re conversing
>>203425838makes simple things better but ultimately it's a net negative i say this as someone who used to smoke a ton
>>203425850Do I know the things I know now? I missed and mispicked a lot of great opportunities.
>>203425869thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728607664185695.webm
>>203425868you cani like them alongside soup
You might not think it's like this, but it is
>>203425850Go to sixth form, then go to uni, work hard at both. Get an actual job and have an actual career. Can’t believe I fucked my life up so bad
>>203425916rasheed
>>203425878yes
yanks think eating healthily is buying a bunch of slop with added omega-3 amino acid THC retinol chaga mushroom powder in it
>>203425838used to love it when i was young but went off it by the time i was 25. hope that some day in the future ill be able to enjoy it again. maybe by the time i retire.
>>203425893best timmy cud do
>>203425850Lament that I'm 16 and in my shit school again
>>203425918fuck that m8 just buy loads of btc and chill innit
>>203425850Kill myself
Have to interview with a black psychiatrist every month to get me Vyvanse Should I just stock up on it and plan to quit cold turkey someday after all my goals are accomplished?Maybe get a dank lifetime or decade stock?Could cause heart problems anyway
>>203425838It fucks my sleep for a few days, but I find that light doses of lighter strains help me with spontaneous creativity in some of the things I do that need it, and it helps me to tolerate or even enjoy mundane toil.For me, it's basically a small treat for the rare cases where I've got 3 days in a row to be left to my own devices - things to do (mostly at home) but no real schedule.I don't understand getting positively congealed on the shit though.
ever encounter a real life con man
come to realise I quite fancy the chubby bird at work but at the same time I think I'd be too ashamed to be seen dating a chubby bird. quite the dilemmaoh and when I say chubby I don't mean full on hambeast, she's just on the wrong side of what I would call "curvy"thanks for reading my blog
>>203425948it's really something only fun when you're like 16 or 18i just felt like a waster being high in my early 20s
>>203425850id fuck more of the girls i didnt shag for whatever dumb reason at the time and id get in more fights
>>203425949thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728783016687278.webm
jay z smoke weed and he a billionaire whiteboy just cant handle dat loud pack
>>203425850Were still*Hypothetical subjunctive mood
>>203425850obviously just buy crypto
The BBC really needs privatising.There is no way this prime time drama about a Windrush generation bloke hiding his gay relationship from his wife for 60 years would be getting enough viewers to justify it on a commercial channel.
>>203425838Same but i already bought an oz so I’ve got to smoke it
>>203426017Are you an actual Belgian, or is there some bizarre reason you use a VPN
>>203425975cody yo ass be depressed from dem serotonin bitches they aint poppin no mo
>>203426017thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728784125160115.webm
>>203425850what's the point of speculating like thishindsight is 20/20 and all you will do is make yourself feel bad
>>203426028
>>203426028BBC is a public good
>>203425850I regret not trying to move into medicine. I had the grades to do it, but my A-Levels were Maths, Physics, Economics, and Computer Science so they wouldn't have me. I was reluctant to do a conversion course because I was anxious about losing a year but I ended up dropping out of my first year and changing courses anyway so it actually wouldn't have made much of a difference.Now I'm in a soul-crushing accounting job where I spend 60 hours a week toiling away at some inconsequential bollocks, contributing absolutely NOTHING to the world.
>>203425930Then I'm getting into crypto early, going for finance instead of chemical engineering, not worrying about selling out when it comes to music and taking people up on their ghost-writing gigs... and most importantly, trusting my instincts when a cute girl seems like a fucking lunatic - they all were.
>>203426003Top kek at the Cali douche
>>203426048Thank you Jews!
watching varley chietchhe do be finna make me chuckle
>>203426028thankfully I think it's on the way out. Once the boomers die off fucking nobody is watching broadcast TV except prisoners and the extremely poor
>>203426028more economical to fund establishment propaganda made by paedophiles with loisences than via advertising or subscriptions i suppose
>>203426074thews
>>203426045I'm depressed cause I have to undergo a humiliation ritual every month Not even taking it right now, just stonking up for the futureI'm obviously going to quit one day. Can't be an old man taking that shite
>>203425986for the most part i moved on to harder stuff in my early 20s, then i was a loser so smoking weed couldn't make me feel any worse. but the weed got boring and i couldnt be arsed with it then when i tried it again id get anxious and uncomfortable.
>>203426048absolutely mind boggling how hard the powers that be are trying to demoralise british people and dismantle british identity
>>203426121not really globalisation is good for rich people to make money
>>203426003some black bull must have broken her heart real bad
>>203426048that's right rorke, fish and chips came from refugees, never mind that they were european, this means we have to get the infinity migrants housed, fed and wanked
'ary 'evilles son had the 'kemia - his is NOT favoured by God
>>203426120Scran some pushupsThat always kills the anxiety
>Martin Naumann, now 80, shot Czesław Kukuczka in the back at close range on 29 March 1974 as Kukuczka walked towards the last in a series of control posts at a transit area in the divided city, having been told he had a free pass to escape to West Berlin.Red salute to that man.Liquidate liberals.
>>203426035im not an actual belgian>or is there some bizarre reason you use a VPNdont worry about it
>>203426028itv and netflix has loads of crap like thatfuck privatising the bbc
>>203426169You're a spastic little neek who would be killed on day one of any violent uprising
>>203426169you still pretending to be a communist? i thought you dropped the larp after you started walking over those “far right riots” caused by the stabby darkie
only got 30gb left on my internal hard drive and 134gb left on my external
>>203426239delete some your gay porn
>>203426058>Now I'm in a soul-crushing accounting job where I spend 60 hours a week toiling away at some inconsequential bollocks, contributing absolutely NOTHING to the world.if it means anything lad, you just described probably about 75% of the jobs in the economy currently
A SNITCH NIGGA THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
>>203426152thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728784675621385.webm
finna poo out my anus
Sneeds Electroplating Factory (formerly plant)
can’t wait until the AI takeover so i can just move in with my parents and collect bennies and chill all day without feeling bad about it
menatl how the surplus output of industrialised labour goes to supporting the creation of more third worlders which means there has to be more industrialised labour to support more third worlders, cant go on forever can it
>>203426174thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728013260790137.webm
>>203426260BANG BANG
Like my loafers? Former Gophers
>>203426295Your parents and you will be long dead (RIP) before ai takes over
>>203425850i'm not being le edgy when i say i would genuinely kill myself. my micropenis cannot be overcome and the 12 years since where i've tried have been a complete and total nightmare which ended up with me getting hooked on benzos which i still guzzle down to cope with the pain of existing.
>>203426321I really like the vest :D
>>203426327we should bully those nerds so they make it faster
>>203426308timmy paying indonesians for sex LOL
Speaking of Thailand I think I'll have to stop stonking up on Vyvanse when I leave...if I take 4 a week that's 208 pills a year. It takes 7 months to get 208 pills...if I wanted a decade's worth it would be 1080 pills would would take 36 months or 3 years to get them...
im so lonely. want to die.
>>203426198Nah*reverses a T-72 over your Range Rover*
>>203426357thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728156779666649.webm
Girl on bumble has "I hope you see I'm more than a white girl" as her promptThe fuck does that even meanIs this some weird zoomer phrase or is she trying to hint that she's a coal burner
>>203426347Good idea
>>203426364
>>203426358you know you can buy that shit on the dark net right?
>>203426376probably 1/16th italian and wants to seem special
>>203426364*pushes you lightly causing you to fly into a ceiling fan*
>>203426376probably means she wants to be seen as more than basic
>>203426362
no idea how you buy drugs on the dark net
>>203426376Without the pics it’s hard to say
>>203426376She sounds retarded
>>203426402It's free right now and I'm a Targeted Individual, feds would be at my door
>>203426376sounds like a white guilt retard
>>203426399That car's about half the size of yer average coke snorting tarqmobile SUV or Amerilard pickup
thank god for elon muskand his shitpost memes
>>203426334:/I hope you can overcome your demons anon. I probably sound like a broken record but I’m confident there will be someone out there for you who you can build a relationship with
>>203426453I see so you admit that your communiat hero is a manlet
>>203426454doesn't he just reply to redpill content with "!" or "Concerning"
>>203426454certainly made X more fun
>>203426453what does size have to do with anything
judaism (poogayism)
>>203426475*single handedly defeats the entirety of NATO without even fully mobilising*
>>203426490commiemong hates cars because he’s too spastic to drive. he probably hates big cars more because they are more car than small cars
>>203426432tortor.taxipick a marketsign up browse for drugsmake a purchasetransfer the currencywait for deliveryrelease funds from escrow
>>203426508thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728673283566409.webm
Is Elon RPd on the JQ?
>>203426502Oh NATO's fully mobilised has it, missed that one
>>203426513may as well be speaking to me in chinese
>>203426473i was with a very short petite girl with a small vagina and it still fizzled out with her because women see a tiny dick and get the ick. it can't be helped. the woman would have to have a fetish for feeling disgust for the rest of her life for it to work.
>>203426513daunt.link
>>203426531Shut up you disgusting fetishist
>>203426490That it's not an SUV. If you want to see SUVs, look at the cars driven by the middle class in Britain and the USA. Big hulking lumps that run people over.>>203426509Passed my driving test with zero errors >>>/k/ope
these white slippers are albino african endangered rhino
>>203426432go to poo.arse
>>203426561>That it's not an SUV.Yes it is.
>>203426523Yeah it's sent all its equipment to Reichskomissariat Ukraine and will take 20 years to rebuild.
>>203426521is he rorkeypoo'd on the jute question?
>>203426524na its english
having a little wank sesh using EW's Vocaroos from yesterday
sleeptoil loomethit loometh for thee
>A Lada Niva isn't a 4X4/SUVI thought Commiemong was into Russian vehicles??
>>203425850Become a loner, no faggy stoner retard """friends"""Not get injured doing sports Learn webdev and do carlife out of highschool, working for a temp agency doing groundskeeping for apartment buildings in the mountains
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728446469923439.webm
>>203426514LOL
>>203426585>all its equipmentSource?
>>>/tv/204514154
>>203426604He doesnt have time for such nonsense at the electroplating factory (formerly plant)
GOTTA GO AND USE MY FUCKIN ABACUS(i know)NOW I MUSTCOUNT LIKE AN ADULT WOULDDO MATHS, LIKE AN ADULT SHOULD(i know)
>>203426625
>>203426604why do you talk to him like he’s an actual person
We all Seaside in life x
>>203426553?this is my life
>>203426604It's an off road vehicle with a military designIf you want an SUV, buy a Range Rover or BMW X5
>>203426667hi diego
>>203426629thoughts?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1728783543944599.webm
>>203426670It's a 4x4/SUV (the latter being a yank term that identifies you as belonging firmly on reddit)
brics won
>>203426630
>>203426635that's your idea of funny huh
>>203426671begone, knave
>>2034266914 wheel drive doesn't mean the same thingClown
>>203426697So, not all of its equipementAnd it wouldn't take 20 yearsFascinating
>>203426697hmm should I worry about this?
Ah yes that commonly used designation: an off road vehicle with a military design. A description which describes everything from a Land Rover to an Abrams tank
>>203426726But it is a 4x4/SUV so you're wrong
How did Yu-Gi-Oh manage to mog Magic the gathering so much
cant wait to see how rorke responds to this onepic related
thoughts?Thoughts?THOUGHTS?THOUGHTS?????THOUGHTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!THOUGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????????????????????????????????????It's almost like Lachlan is back
Desperately need to sling one right up a Chinese fanny
>>203426748Done him
>>203426779you forgot to upload the picture mate
>>203426775Yu-Gi-Oh had the cartoon
>>203426775yugioh had a kids show
>>203426654>>>/r9k/
>>203426748Sent that cunt to the gulag
>>203426775Mtg went woke so its mostly gay now
>>203426782just gonna srot one light up the or' Hallison, aye?
>>203426795yeah alright rorke
>>203426802SeasideMARK is a /brit/ legend. Don't disgrace him like that
abysmal at arguing, me. just too much of a push-over.
>>203426828no you're not
>>203425757mmm buttermilk biscuitsslap some butter and honey on those little babies
>>203426670>off road vehicle with a military designoh like a jeep
Evening shaggers x
>>203426737Yeah it would>>203426748A Land Rover is obviously different in design to someone driving a Range Rover in Surrey
biscuits and gravycorned beef hash
leftypol turning a blind eye to thispic related
>>203426781thoughs on my arse x
Post a picture of your desk right now
>>203426858id love to knock your teeth out spainnonce
>>203426858giving the belgian VPN a break are you?
Don't get the stock market me. Why is S&P500 at an ATH? Why's it doing that?
>>203426847yeah you're right - I am pretty decent now that you mention it
>>203426852Well yeah a WW2 jeep looks similar to Putin's car.
>>203426876I see, so if I drove a Lada Niva in Surrey it would change into an SUV... fascinating
massive fan of Curt Kobain
>>203426920Surrey does some interesting things to vehicles
>>203426894no
>>203426894Not sat at my desk right now now but this is my battle station rn>>203426897Why? :/>>203426903Don’t have a Belgian vpn mate
>>203426876>Yeah it wouldNot according to your graphOnly one type of materiel takes anything close to that long and that's just with recent production rates so production could easily be ramped up to historic ratesYou're a tad dim
>>203426894
>>203426923Nirvana had some okay songsYou know if he was still alive he 100% would be banging on about woke cunt shit and Donald Trump on twitter kek
Smoking
>>203426923didnt he sold the world
sydney suburbs look peng and i don't care what you have to say about it
>>203426951speccy four eyes
>>203426966Me when I burn my flash at level 2 and still die to the gank
>>203426908And modern military LUVs have more in common with those dastardly SUVs than they do with antiquated WW2 jeeps and cold war NivasYou're very much stuck in the pastQuite sad really
Bald Men Going Their Own Way
>>203426923you NONCEyou've FUCKED HIS NAME UP
>>203426920No, if you drove an Audi Q5 in Moscow it would
>>203426969Yeah also I think he'd be like Axl Rose, never actually evolving as an artist. But we'd be saved from Foo Fighters>>203426975Bowie actually went mental over that because younger fans thought he was covering Nirvana
and on that bombshell
>>203427015ktmin
>>203427023hahahaha
Saw a graffiti which said "Palestinians have rights to!" spelt with the wrong to/too. I comically thought "rights to what?" and had a snarky laugh to myself. Thought I'd share it here to see what the lads think of it.
>>203427043Ha, nice one
>>203427043Don't care
Donald trump is so based lol. I love how he makes the libcuck tranny retards cry
aff tae bed
>>203426962>production could easily be rampedNah>>203427009That Lada looks like a WW2 jeep as its quite smallThe reason capitalist states like to produce hulking lumps like the Humvee is to swindle more money
>>203427043you're a real deep thinker
>>203427043I chortled
>>203427059>NahI accept your concession
Looking forward to when we become a republic so I can join the navy and serve aboard the ASS Poowong
>>203427056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwum3Rt4QZoHe's extremely funny
>>203427015in the opposite direction of the sun hopefully
>>203427088Haha, Mike Bloomberg is so short. Real men are tall and have big cocks
>>203426966glass desk is asking for it really
>>203427078wont allow this
>>203427077NahBritain and America will never be able to fight an intense war again
melbourne suburbs look peng too. perth looks like a mix of LA and texas though, not a fan
>>203427094The last thing Poland needs right now is more bald men.
>>203427088was bloomberg the guy who spent like $100m dollars and won zero votes in 2016 - or am I thinking of someone else?
>>203427152is google broken?
>>203427168i ran out of searches for this month
Bad news lads. DuckDuckGo is kaputt
>>203427059>The reason capitalist states like to produce hulking lumps like the Humvee is to swindle more moneyI see..I see, and what cope will you scratch together when faced with pic related?
>>203427088unfortunately a banger tweet
>>203427104Real talk tho niggas be wildin' brigga bringin' da heat
>>203427187Lighter, cheaper and more effective
>>203427186This. Tried searching for loli roll doujinshi and got nothing. Pozzedtroonclownworldglobohomo strikes again
chatGPT google that for me
>>203427152he got some votes, but spent a lot of fucking moneyin fact, he got more votes to be the presidential nominee than kambala ever has
>>203427186let me do a quick duckduckgo search to verify this information...OH GOD!
Ask Jeeves is dead
>Child dies in hayride accident at Haunted Hilltop attraction in Harrison>11-year-old girl dies after falling into Tooele County pond>Child killed when recreational off-road vehicle flips over in Polk County: ‘Horrific accident’
duckduckgo has been served up with a side of pancakes
the scariest thing about the possibility of living in a post-apocalyptic world to me, is having a tooth-ache and not being able to do anything about it
>>203427224>Lighter, Wrong>cheaperShiter>more effectiveUntestedIt's also bulkier by literally every single metric - length, wheelbase, height, etc.You have been fucking done
>>203427265Your mother's been done, villain.
Mad how Roll from MegaMan may be real one day
Commiemong went after the bulk of the capitalist humvee and forgot about the tigr loooool
just put on my thinking cap
>>203427261i would be sad if i couldnt eat soy sauce noodles again
>Day 847 of the 3 day special military operation
>>203427152>He officially launched his campaign for the 2020 Democratic nomination on November 24, 2019. As a late entrant to the race, Bloomberg skipped the first four state primaries and caucuses. He spent $676 million of his personal fortune on the primary campaign, breaking a record for the most money ever spent on a presidential primary campaign. His support in nationwide opinion polls never exceeded 15 percent. Bloomberg suspended his campaign on March 4, 2020, after a disappointing Vote in which he won only American Samoa.Imagine spaffing $700m up the wall just to end up as a footnote in an election. It's tricky to feel sorry for billionaires, but I'm getting close here.
>>203427297mad how I just creamed my g-string thinking about it
protein powder is expensive man36 quid for 2kg
>>203427307kyev will fall in 2 more weeks comrade
Corr imagine if Russia, America, and China teamed upNothing we couldn't do
Is Lycos down?
saw kev fall the other day
>>203427339Why r japs so based
>>203427359imagine if the whole world teamed up
>>203427341why not eat food that's rich in protein instead?
>>203427359Have you ever played I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream?
>>203427379Fucking ballache innit
>>203427373against jews?
>>203427359Cook something edible?
>>203427407you don't like burgers, pieroshkis, or fried rice?
>>203427366the nukes freebased the japsalt
>>203427341I paid $20 for this in 2015bidenflation at work again
>>203427379well, consider the following100g of this stuff has ~70g of proteinnow I could get that from food, especially chicken breast, but then I'd have to eat ~300g of chicken to get the same protein and that's just too much
Off to bed, will leave this here for commiemong>KWAB
>>203427362he was always prideful kev
>>203425850Think I'd become a monk
>>203427383I've read it... and... yeah... cogito ergo sum
>>203427437i eat 500g of chicken thighs per day
Reminder: "fuck off yank" is code for "post more"
>>203427440Cooked him worse than your average Russian soldier
>>203427451cogito ergo sum balls in your mouth
>>203427359american civilisation/imperialism engulfs everything though
>>203427437300g of chicken breast is like a single breast.
Capitalist sisters, how come North Korea can make 3,000,000 shells per year?
>>203427129You live like a pig but nice controller
>>203427451ergo away freak
what soup should i make today?
>>203427469you gonna turn me into a haunted monkey pushing his wiener around in wheelbarrow or do I have to do it myself? ;3
>>203427478dramatically incorrect
>>203427483Why cant Putin take Keev?
>>203427484It's glowieThe papers just have to be put in the filing cabinet and the coffee mugs contain pencils
>>203427307Year 10 of the 48 hour anti terrorist operations against Donetsk miners
>>203427341i get it for free off my mate cos he's an influencer
>>203427516
>>203427513Why can't Ukraine retake Donbass?
>>203427518you give him a bit of the ol' brojob?
>>203427515I would never walk in there without shoes on. Uff, can you imagine being barefoot in there? Getting crumbs in between your toes and shit? No thanks.
>>203427535Why cant Russia retake the Kursk bridgehead?
>>203427129have some fucking self respect
>>203427516Always loved the underdog
>>203427537whilst obviously i love sucking influencer cock, he literally gets enough to feed africa forced onto him so i'm doing him a favour taking some
>>203427561based influencer cocksucker
always a problem in the balkans isnt there
>>203427549>>203427559I have a steam cleaner I use regularly. There are just a few papers lying around. The water bottle is kino
>>203427551
Amazing how much more I get done when I'm not drinking all the time. Have so much respect for town drunks, always drunk but always up to something. Me? I just wank for 6 hours straight while drunk.
>>203427341i stopped buying whey because it isnt worth itjust get a big fuck off tub of casein for those times where you cba to eat food or before you sleep and eat meat for the rest
>>203427490I have no balls and I must coom
>>203423681>>203423681NEWoh no I'm not posting in another thread after finding that one on accidenctgo migrate to that one lazy bones
>>203427510Are your chickens smaller in the land of Aus? We usually get 3 to a kg pack.
>>203427551Imagine the USA invaded Mexico then 2 years later not only had they not only NOT defeated the Mexican army but Mexico had invaded Arizona and seized Phoenix
>>203425916what a daft and immature post
