can I get uhhhhhhh editionprevious >>203428583
What a naughty boy! UwU
>>203431336You've never dated a French girl.
>>203431354I could kick his ass
this is the perfect woman I'm afraidif a woman like this asked me to kill, I would
>>203431357im a khhv
>>203431379bitch looks like clive warren
currently eating a poptart
>>203431379see >>203431367
>>203431379That's a man
AND I CANT MAKE IT ON MY OWNBECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OOHHHIIIIIOOOOO
>>203431379I almost agreed from the thumbnail but realized it wasn't her
waiting to slice into this banana bread (cake)
>>203431448**cums on your cake**
playing old retro games on an arcade stick feels so right, bros
>>203431379looks like a boy lol
>>203431396What kind?
>>203431418I too am in Ohio
>>203431528damn bro, my condolences
>sexualizing baked goods80 IQ spiritually dead retard
Swag in ohio
Which state is known as the treasure state
>>203431545
https://www.wheresgeorge.com/wild.php
>>203431550pirate island
nationally mandated pixie cuts for females
>>203431585this is a conspiracy by Big Scissor
>>203431585best cut is the one i have (wolf cut with bangs)
>>203431618Hey Brazil fren did you have a good day?
Federally mandated brown girls for every white male
What sick, demented god would structure life this way
>>203431638me on the bottom
any hoosiers in?
>>203431618short wolf cuts are good but pixie cuts are still superior (there is no contest pixie > *)
>>203431637Except no real girl comes close to anything 2D or 3D animated.
Let's say I hypothetically engineered a complete shitbull Holocaust, worked out the resource requirements, logistics, extermination methods, etc. would that be something to put on a resume for supply chain management?
>>203431664
what games should I play on my 2011 linux laptop?
stop drinking covfefe
>>203431618That looks good on a lot of women, but not all of them. For example if her hair is fine and limp, or if she has a low forehead, it doesn't work well.
>>203431693HommFableAoE
>>203431685she has a cute smile but imagine seeing someone filming themselves on the bus like this
gn
I am wasting my life and I'm afraid
>>203431685I said brown not black
>>203431726I loved Fable, Haven't played homm and not much aoe
>>203431744It's not too late to change
>>203431744who cares. if you waste your whole life you won't be around to regret it
>>203431742gn sir
i studied ancient techniques from the japanese master Hitolmi Hiyahomo
>>203431742good night why does this website keep eating my posts this has happened twice in a row now
>>203431379HES SO HANDSOMEI NEED HIS FAT COCK
Fable would be goated if there was like 3 times more content
>>203431704is tea okay
>>203431637Matt cmon
>>203431744same except im not afraid for some reason
>>203431786it is
I am zuper gassy
>>203431631not really but not the worst too just boring day and dysphoria hitting a bit as always ty for asking hbu???>>203431662i dont really like short hair (even tho some girls match perfectly with them) so idk about that i prefer the medium length lol>>203431706yeah wolfcut needs a bit of volume thats why i like it my hair is not 100% straight its a bit wavy (not curly) so i like it and i always wore bangs so i think im just too used to it to change lol
>>203431767I was personally trained in ninjitsu and sushi making by Matamaka Hiroyito
>>203431771>why does this website keep eating my posts this has happened twice in a row nowmy antivirus was being gay as fuck and kept blocking posts here, not sure if you might be having the same problem.
>>203431808>anti-virusBoomer detectedImaging needing software to prevent yourself from downloading a virus
>>203431805you need to get some personality traits besides being a tranny alright
>>203431797mega fart incoming
>>203431794okay good cause i had some chai earlier>>203431808i don't think so, i don't think i have an antivirus unless it's a setting i can turn off im on mac
just visited /mu/ for the first time in years. it's somehow more homophobic and racist than /int/
>>203431818>Imaging needing software to prevent yourself from downloading a virusa lot of malware in ads, and every now and then i do catch a stray ad even with an adblocker up.
>>203431834>somehow
>>203431826Here spinster this is for you in case anyone is mean to you, you can post it
>>203431848if you save this to your device you need to be run over with a steamroller
>>203431855It is cute, unlike you
>>203431834i saw that /bleep/ was finally dead, along with butthew
>>203431860Maybe his parents finally forced him to get mental health and addiction treatment
>>203431858He's right
>>203431448you gonna spread butter on it?
>>203431873This is what I look likeDo you still want me to be run over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPc6VJc3f0g
strawberries from the store taste like nothing give me garden strawberries or give me death
>This is what I look like>Do you still want me to be run over?
>>203431892i put sugar on my strawberries
I guess you can't live a bad life and expect good things to happen to you
>>203431888I don't know. I don't know you personally and I'm not in a "kys" mood right now. Have a good night.
>>203431907All I saw was a person in leggings doing a cartwheel and I became mildly aroused Rest of the video made me want to kms
>>203431894oh dear
>>203431907that freak is ugly
>>203431907looks like casey neistat
>>203431917based reconciler
N
What do pdiddy and typhlosion have in common?
>>203431971to get to the other side
>>203431971What do they have in common, anon?
Do you guys feel like you will never find happiness? Like all the work and effort you put in is for nothing? Like nothing ever works out for you?I feel like that constantly.
>>203431980They're both into children.
>>203431988Sounds like you need to learn to enjoy the journey instead of romanticizing the reward/goal
>>203431907femcel or tranny?
>>203431993https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2024/10/14/pokmons-typhlosion-goes-viral-after-game-freak-leak-for-the-weirdest-possible-reason/LOL
i'm subanimal. i'm a grub. i'm ruined. it's not enough that i should be killed, i have to be humiliated and made an example of
Just popped a cheeky bit of flan in the fridge to set for taco Tuesday. I used to think why bother going through so much effort, but I've learned that effort makes things more worth it
do the flashbacks ever stop
>>203431999i will not disable my adblocker what does it say
>>203431988I feel like I am solely consumed by visceral anger and hatred. It becomes my motivation to wake up and has made me unable to enjoy film, social media, and music the way I did before. I feel pain thinking about how I was happier when I was brainwashed and ignorant. I am enlightened but full of nasty evil thoughts and nastier eviler emotions.
let's try setting more realistic goals than happiness
>>203431988Yeah
>>203432024Why are you angry and hateful? Your post is vague.
>>203432021Hidden files from Pokémon Gold/Silver show that Typhlosion originally had lore where he was in a romantic relationship with a human female child
>>203432021you could probably read the story on /vp/ but tldr is typhlosion is a psychotic kidnapping rapist and that typhlosions are likely half human.
>>203432050cool
>>203432049>>203432024This. Do you wish you lived in a society with different values, or what?
>>203432054which one do i believe
Blackpill shit dead on the money when they saw women don't even see men they consider sexuality unattractive as not even being human.Women being nurturing, loving, and empathetic beings my ass.There's nothing more darwinian and eugenicist than a woman's sexuality. Not even saying it in a women owe me sex way, but they legit do not want you to live. Just look at the way they talk about short guys holy shit.
Trying to smoke but my cart is clogged :/
>>203432072say*
>>203432070>>>/vp/56619041
>>203432072tru, but dont nobody want to hear that
>>203432072women don't see people they're not attracted to, and say 'damn i want that dude DEAD'
>>203432085Never in a million years could I have guessed that I would learn today that Typhlosion is a child rapist
idk how my package arrived a few towns over but not at my local mail placeI'm pretty sure mail is just a modified pachinko
>>203431994Journey sucks. I have no friends. My only form of socialization is talking to my family and posting on here.
>>203432105What's going on with Typhlosion?
>>203432100Usually they won't even notice you exist, in that case I guess you can safely just go on with your life on your own. But not ever dare attempt to flirt or approach her in any way. Women get absolutely savage if their monkey brain thinks their eggs are in danger of being fertilized by an unworthy inferior male.
>>203432129Creepy Japanese game developers originally wrote him to be a kidnapping child rapist, according to recent file leaks from Gold/Silver
>>203432129He got caught with pdiddy.
what's your favorite pie? apple pie? dutch apple pie? blueberry pie? cherry pie? pumpkin pie? sweet potato pie? pecan pie? custard pie? chocolate pie? lemon meringue pie? key lime pie? strawberry rhubarb pie? peach pie? banana cream pie? a meat pie?
>>203432134just stop
i don't like taking ibuprofen but i think i have to now
>>203432116Both having friends and being friendless have pros and cons It's easy to focus on things we don't have and pretend everything would be better if you only had those things. But if your perspective is fixated on "thing I don't have" then you'll just focus on some other thing you don't have if you did have that thing. Instead, focus on what you do have and be thankful. Life will always bless you and test you simultaneously
>>203432109I got a package for you*grabs crotch*
>>203432139apple pie is my favorite pie but i prefer cobblers
>>203432116If you met some cool people, would things be good? Or would those people not find you pleasant to talk to? (I'm not judging, just curious what the situation is.)
>>203432147If you're a 7+ than you simply haven't experienced this.
>>203432149what is wrong mijo?
>>203432135Nigga what?
>>203432139cherryblueberrypecanpumpkin
>>203432139apple pie and pumpkin pie
>>203432165If we shared interests I think it would be fine, it just seems like this is the only place in the world where there are people that share my weird interests. Probably because we're all hiding in our parents basements.
>>203432170neck hurts. shouldn't have sat around playing vidya all day lmao.
>>203432139apple and strawberry-rhubarb are great
>>203432172Just Google "Typhlosion" and you'll see the controversy
I'm single because my parents were in a relationship like this
dungeon and dragons is satan worshipjust look at all the queers and tranoids who play ittheyre all members of a satanic cult
>>203432197i'm sorry but that drawing is pretty funny
>>203432206what's funny about that
>>203432197is that not normal?
gonna make cum shoot out of my penis soon
Is this true?
>>203432226in english, doc
>>203432210the situation isn't funny at all and i'm sorry you had to deal with thatbut the little thought bubble just made me laugh that's all
inside: evil chud thoughts outside: haha damn oh wow oh really damn that's crazy oh for real damn damn that sucks aha wow
>>203432139i like "torta holandesa", it means dutch pie. funny thing it has nothing to do with netherlands but its named like that for personal reasons of the woman that created that pievery tasty anyway
why is peach cobbler more popular than apple cobbler or cherry cobbler or blueberry cobbler?
>>203432197My mom would always complain about having to do all this housework and angry he wasn't supporting her attempts and making my siblings and I help her. From his perspective she was a stay at home mom who didn't have a job so doing housework IS her job.They also never kissed or showed affection towards each other at all. In fact the one or two times I saw them kiss it was really jarring and uncomfortable to me, because I had never saw them do that.Obviously they got separated
>>203432241you're describing conversations i have with my sister
>>203432246Blueberry cobbler is the best if theseAnd black berry cobblerMmmmm
>>203432188That sucks, but it does make sense. What are your weird interests?
Damn who is reporting everything? What a bitch lol
>>203432246I think it's a regional southern thing
do you like pie and cobbler served hot with a scoop of vanilla ice cream?
pretty much everyone but me is a dawdling ruminant sleepwalker. in a different time you'd be paying me a grain tax
>>203432267that's a bit personal
>>203432241It's been over half a decade of having to hide my power level and not say racist, anti-semitic, homophobic, and misogynistic things to my family and friends.Recently though I've been talking shit about trannies and indians with my sister.
>>203431637I need a Chinese or Mexican gf
>>203432197
Just shaved my asshole with lubricant
gay
>>203432267YES >>203432246it was popular in upper class homes in the antebellum south, so once the ingredients to make it became cheaper after the war and canning got better it became more accessible
>>203432262le mouse molester (LMM)
>>203432267I’m pretty sure the only people who don’t prefer it à la mode are lactose intolerant, i.e. they can’t have it the objectively nicer way without shitting themselves
>>203431664Women with genuinely flawless and perfect bodies are rare but they do exist. And that's only within a brief window of their lives since aging and life events will cause flaws to appear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9uDGqgOsSg
White women are masculine
I'm in full body pain from working outThat means I'm doing it right, right?
>>203432315>take tiny East Asian wife>have tiny manlet hapa son>son can’t attract a wife>broken branch ancestor cry
>>203432307Same thing with men, but to be honest a perfect pretty boy is actually a bit effeminate to me. Like being a man means you need to have some physical damage to your body. Otherwise it means your a freeloader and a parasite who isn't contributing.
>>203432332take an epsom salt bath that will help you a lot
>>203432347No tub unfortunately. Can i eat the epsom salt?
>>203432308let my nigga go he dindu nuffin
>>203432337That why you bust nuts until the womb runs dry and get as many daughteru's as you can
>>203432332not necessarilyit could be a sign of poor recovery or improper technique. When I started working out I'd be sore for a day or so but after a few weeks it stopped but I kept making progress. But I know one guy who like never sleeps and always eats shit and he complains about being sore all the time as if his workouts aren't trash and it's not him failing to recover.
I enjoy being handsome
how about apple pie served with a slice of quality cheddar cheese?
>>203432399i dont think these two flavours would go well together
WE CHOOSE TA GO TO DA MOON AND DO ALL DA UDDA TINGS
i gotta kill myself
>>203432414The part where he talked about those who sook power on the back of the tiger only to wind up inside(implying the tiger ate them) was sweet
>>203432388I switched up my routine and got insane doms after the second push day (especially shoulders) for some reason. I went hard as fuck thoughIts just normal soreness, nothing seriously hurts. I'm not eating enough either probably
>>203432362no don’t do that
>>203432260History, occult stuff, crusader kings. Just weird stuff. Everyone either plays shooter games or sports games. I've never really met anyone all that into history.
imagine going to the moon and being like "yeah that's enough of that"
>>203432375Continuing one’s patrilineal/Y-DNA lineage is the priority task THOUGH
>>203432399i have heard of people doing this before but never seen it irl but that other anon is right those two tastes don’t really go together imo
>>203432432you have brown skin lol
>>203432437Dont care, line the Chinese honeys up, I cum in them, simple as.
>>203432435what reason is there for going
>>203432332If you just started working out, you’re probably experiencing DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness). It’s most intense when you start working out, but then subsided as you make it into a proper habit in your life.
>>203432454Made of cheese i heard. Well aged by now too i reckon. It would fetch a hefty premium.
>>203432454do some tests o algo
>>203432457*subsides
>>203432454it's a good launch pad for going to the rest of the solar system
>>203432448we have here in brazil "romeu e julieta"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeu_e_Julietacheese and goiabada (its very sweet) and very good. the mix between sweet and salty can be heavenly sometimes
>>203432484other dusty barren shitholes
>>203432492I prefer their cigarshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_y_Julieta_(cigar)
>>203432492sounds good actually
I keep ramming eggplants into my anal cavity. I have a dangerous addiction.
>>203432520thank you for sharing that with us jason
The prospect of mining asteroids for rare metals in quantities that’d be unimaginable on Earth is kind of interesting. Otherwise, we’ve got plenty of uninhabitable shitholes like Antarctica or the Sahara that we can LARP Mars Colony in for the time being
do you prefer macaroni and cheese baked with a breadcrumb topping or baked without a topping? or stove top? how about bacon added? or frozen peas? with hot sauce or mustard powder? kraft with ketchup?
May be going to the Cheesecake Factory with Mom and Dad this weekend
heightmogged by two women today
>>203432532What races were they?
>>203432520topical. brave. poignant.
>>203432532everyday occurrence for me
>>203432532Its hot when a woman is taller than me
do you add cut up hot dogs to your macaroni and cheese?
>>203432457I switched up routines recently. It is just doms, but shocked it's hitting me so hard. I've been back to lifting for a while now
>>203432534one black and one white. the black one i think was taller, i judged her to be maybe 6'5 and the white one was probably 6'3 but i'm terrible at estimating height. they may have been taller. the white one was with her husband or boyfriend who looked 6'7 or 6'8
>>203432559Are you Hispanic?
>>203432568no fortunately
>>203432579You just got unlucky? Damn. Sorry bro.
>>203432450Nope, I'm white. Are you saying that brown people share my interests?
it's the kind of over that cannot be fixed
875 words into my 1000 word essay and I don't know what else to add. My muse sleeps. Surely this will get a good enough grade?
>>203432592He is. He's right.
just finished watching edge of tomorrow (again)
>>203432620watch beyond tomorrow, a very comfy christmas movie that I really enjoyed
>>203432620good cruise kino but the manga ending was much much better
>>203432432It depends on your location, but yeah, I can easily believe it's difficult to find people in your area who like history. I'm saying this as someone who majored in history.Your interests are niche, but it sounds like you have a lot of them. That's good, because it makes it more likely that you'll find someone with overlapping interests. I hope you do.
>>203432527baked with breadcrumbs for sure no bacon or anything like that
Thinkin bout going to arbys tomorrowIdk where else to get a reuben
>>203432640damn thats a cool gun
>>203432640get a 92fs
>>203432659BORING
>>203432655Yeah it looks pretty sweet because of the scaled serrations but functionally it isnt that good because of the caliber and it only holds 8 rounds per mag
SO NOW WE STAND WITH THEIR BLOOD ON OUR HAAAAAAAANDSWE FOUGHT SO HARD NOW CAN WE UNDERSTAAAAAAAAANDI'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly canFor freedom of every manSO FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE WAIT FOR THE DAAAAAAYYyyyyFor the lives all so wasted and gooooooooooooneWE FEEL THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYSTHROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, WE CARRY ON
i don't see what makes apes so supposedly smart. they can be trained to roll a cigarette but that's just because they have hands if a dog had hands it could probably do that too. what's the greatest feat of ape intellect
>>203432631>christmas movie that I really enjoyednot him but are you the hallmark anon?
>>203432527idk how much this is clouded by nostalgia, but i recall liking when friends’ moms would cut up hot dogs into mac and cheese
>>203432636Where do I even meet people? Where do people make friends?
>>203432670they look really good
>>203432680sign languagethey probably give pretty good hugs too
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>203432684Which one? the weenie that watches them unironically or the one who watches them to get drunk and laugh at their tupid plots
>>203432640Handguns have limited utility, outside specific scenarios. AR or AK platform, I’d say
>>203432659I thought about it for awhile but I really dont like the way the 92 fs looks personally.
>>203432691>sign languagefood me give food give me food food me me give food nipples food nipples give me nipples food give
>>203432699Goodnight Matt
>>203432691more hand specific skills... curious. maybe what you people call smart is actually just having hands
>>203432701latter but i dont think he's drunk
>>203432705Because of recent state laws I can only purchase a ar with a fixed magazine or a ruger min 14
Saw a really cute white girl with a mini skirt and entire bare back exposed at the korean palace. Took all my willpower not to stare
>>203432732of course not, I only watch hallmark movies in december
>>2034326711911s are a firearms enthusiasts gun and always will be. Oiling them up is an aesthetic experience.Also I don't know about you, but I still wouldn't want to be shot by a .45 even if there is ballistically better calibers nowadays.
>>203432708the hi-power looks nice too
>>203432736>state lawsThose fags should meet a shotgun with a fixed magazine tell ya hwut
>>203432736Lame. Mandatory fixed mag laws are retarded
>>203432754Nah 1911s are sweet, what I am saying is 45 acp is pretty much only suitable for use against people, I kind of want something like a 10mm 1911 for outdoor hiking and shit.
>>203432736I'm in Cali and I went with the SKS. It's the most practical rifle I can legally own.
for me it’s Atlas fútbol club
MGMT released a new album and nobody fucking told me?
Woke up screaming top my lungs again. Fucking terrifiyng dreams
Y'all be some pee pee heads
>>203432779Is it a Chinese Sks?>>203432765Yeah its gay and an illegal law but if the people in power enforce it and the federal government does nothing about it thats just how it goes
>>203432792Maybe it wasn't good
>>203432801>Is it a Chinese Sks?Yeah in pretty good condition. I think it's a commercial norinco one that got imported before the ban on chink imports. It was missing the bayonet but I just bought one on ebay in really good condition also.
>>203432758Hi powers are sweet but they are known to be dogshit functionally and have a kind of shitty trigger
>>203432699good night
>>203432817Hell yeah dude
>>203432802pretty good so far
>>203432798nuh uh
>>203432851I GRIEVE IN STEREO
gave my love to a shooting star
>>203432797how often does this happen
>>203432688Meetup.com, or something similar, might be worth a try.If you don't find any groups dedicated to one of your main interests, look for one where you can speak intelligently about the topic. Go to some events and talk to people. If the group has a friendly vibe, go to more events in the future. Maybe you'll have an opportunity to get beers and talk to some of the members more socially. You might find people interested in topics you like, even if that's not the main topic of the group.You can also advertise your own group. Choose a topic that might have some hidden fans in your area. Schedule an event, like "talk about history in the park" or something. Go to it. No one else will come, so you just read a book for an hour. That's fine. Do it again next week and the week after. Eventually, other people might come and that will be cool. Try a different topic if necessary.
I really wish it would rain
i like cool underground music that you boogers have never heard of
a fine mechanical device
1:30 am? Sounds like a perfect time to make bratwurst.
>>203432963same but not in a snobby way it’s just nobody here is in the target audience >>203432965i have one of these its not that one specifically though
>>203432963Samehttps://youtu.be/e-PmQ3dFQvs?si=2OpBBVjUFnltDagd
>>203432988its 10:42
>>203433001he's clearly hallucinating
>>203433009lol
>>203432965alec baldwin slaughtered an entire casting crew with one of those
Well, he gave her a dimestore watchAnd a ring made from a spoonEveryone's looking for someone to blameWhen you share my bed, you share my nameWell, go ahead and call the copsYou don't meet nice girls in coffee shopsShe said, "Baby, I still love you"Sometimes there's nothin' left to doOh, but you got to hold on, hold onBabe, you gotta hold onAnd take my hand, I'm standing right hereYou gotta hold onWell, God bless your crooked little heartSt. Louis got the best of meI miss your broken china voiceHow I wish you were still here with meOh, you build it up, you wreck it downThen you burn your mansion to the groundOh, there's nothing left to keep you hereBut when you're falling behind in this big blue world
>>203433001This nigga lives in commiefornia
>>203433022das right
>>203433022Based, so do i
>>203433017he would be on set and dry fire it at the producers and yell "BANG" and do the same thing with a 'finger gun'
>>203432965Fuck I want a 357 mag so bad to shoot true 1700 fps out of
its 4 o clock in the morning. why on earth are you making bratwurst?
To the rapfaganon. Fuck you. The tranny jannies gave me a 3-day for mentioning the Trump assassination. Not only are you retarded, but your retardedness ruins my day.
I wish i was part of something bigger like a band
what is his last name was jump, and he played jump by kriss kross during his rallies?
>>203433052that looks ugly compared to the other one
ripping ungodly amounts of ass rn
>>203433099this is healthy, humans are social apes and are not meant to be alone
>>203433123
>>203433110Nah gp100s are sweet
>>203433141behold
What's the difference between a mormon and a moron?
when you take a shower and your undies are laying on the floor, do you ever sniff them? to judge your personal hygiene
>>203433230no, and i find that idea disgusting
>>203433199what's the difference apu
>>203433230no because i love myself unconditionally
>>203433230no nobody does that
>>203433243lol
>>203433234>>203433243you can always do better
i brought my laptop to the kitchen and i was hanging out in there after i cooked and i took my headphones out and i had no idea how loud this new dishwasher is i'm always either wearing headphones or have the tv on i had no idea
>>203433298>>203433298>>203433298
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