Maltanon's thread creation ban editionFlushed away : >>203663791
Good morning /med/.
>>203701857sexex
>>203701857ew
>>203701857She looks like a massive bitch
Some minor fitness influencer roider decided to assault another, much more famous, influencer in the gym over science based lifting.It's so fucking mental, steroids are bad for you guys.
>>203701857Mid >>203702730Oven
>>203703063Fascist scum.
>>203701857I don't understand, maltanon got banned?
>>203702922>>203703007Good morning /med/.
Gonna be late for the cage lads! >>203703063Post a pic of you in the same position with a maid outfit and we'll see who's mid.
>>203703387>maidWhich one?
>>203703509Horror of course. Tis the season after all.
>>203701857do meds like tanlines?
>>203701857Based. Let the tasteless taste bitterness.
>>203703172He can't create threads since years.>>203703800*tips beret*
>>203704243>He can't create threads since years.ESL moment
Did 9km today. The route itself is 4.5km, so quite close to 10km. I should stop mucking around and just get to it.
>>203704896What's wrong ? (I don't care)>>203705042Good job for the bum limit yesterday soldier.
>>203705042Congrats dude, nice woolk>get to itwhat do you mean?
>>203705142Thanks, which reminds me...>>203694426Are you also practicing photography?>>203705249Adding the remaining distance to be doing 10km in total.
Today's training.Squat 1x1 with 185 kg, 3x3 with 170 kg.Leg press 3x5 with 180 kg.
Her, but...
>>203705669Dressed like this >>>/gif/28041283
>Iron Maiden on Labour TV.Easily the best thing they've shown in a decade.
Yesterday's woman wants another meeting today.
>>203706166Fakecel
>>203706180Very funny, shitalian man.I sure dream about being pegged by a HR/sales department creatura.
>>203706208At least you have a job, don't complain.
>>203706268
Donald McRonald.
>>203701857I don't like tanned women
>>203706619meds now
>>203706634You're not med fuck off this thread
>>203702754Yes but tanlines are hot.
Absolutely gemerald day in the gym today. Wanted to ask some lad if he was already done using the cable or not as he was listening to music, so I just did a gesture with my hand. Ended up surprising/scaring the lad a bit. Didn't notice that as he was sitting and I scared him ofc, but as he walked out of the gym and smiled at me, damn that guy is cute as fuck.6x9 barbell row 6x9 machine low row (increased weight by 2.5 kgs, last rep felt barely doable, but I didn't lose not even a single rep with that increase, so fucking back)1x12+3x7 lat pulldown (increased weight from previous by 10 kgs at the cost of losing 5 reps and barely being able to do the 7th rep. Can only blame myself for just doing 12 reps for more than a month and not caring about progressive overload doe. 0 rep loss if I only increase by 5 kgs)2x20 with a 20 kg plate 2x30 without plate back extensions (increased rep with plate from 15 to 20)3x9 barbell curl (1 rep increase)3x9 cable hammer curl (1 rep increase)3x12 cable chainsaw row (been like a month since the last time I did this, 2, maybe 3 reps increase)>>203705042>I should stop mucking around and just get to it.Just hungarianmaxx and instead of aiming at 10, just say fuck it and aim at 11 kilometres.Question of mentality, but for me it works like a charm.>>203703509Miniskirt and french are goated.Another frog W.
>>203706166>wants another meeting today.she 100% wants to sex you
>>203707379I don't know if I can handle that.
>downloading ZZZ because they added a cute girl with a cute trailer videoI have fallen (again)
Elections approachingI'm worried /med/, no way this will end well, I expect a shitstorm no matter what.
>>203708231Sakartvelo says TRANS RIGHTS
>>203708022>ZZZWhat's so good about it, it's the worst kind of slop.
>>203708446>What's so good about itcute anime girls (as I said I have fallen)
Good day /med/Think I need some more coffee
>>203708231I'd like to comment on this, but I can't, because janny will ban me again for talking politics on /int/The tyranny of the jannies is a massive burden
>>203708689One more cup, sir?
>>203708689Go on, have some. Indulge.
>>203708765>>203708822You've persuaded me, more caffeine it is
>>203708689>coffee>not teabased and /med/pilled
>>203708231who are the candidates, I mean... in terms of their alliances (i.e overlords) and alignments?
>>203709449The pro-EU won the last election but they were actually pro russian or somethingso now is Pro-EU (for real) vs pro russiat. had a georgian soldier who fought in 2008 go on a tirade about it in Gori
>>203709449what>>203709620said, Georgian Dream are Russia-compromised
>>203708021Well, if I were you, I'd either increase my speed and lower total distance, or increase total distance but lower my speed.Both should help you in the long run ig.
>>203709620achkually it was kutaissi>>203709899but i'm insure what georgians are supposed to vote for now ? UNMso both unm and georgian dream were pro europe in 2020?
Just found out from some ancient texts that Andalusian girls have the sweetest smell.
>>203709899anon ended up answering me >>203709620>Georgian Dream are Russia-compromisedis there any party that isn'? honest question
Gonna have to fail a interview on purpose without looking like it was on purpose.Gonna use the good old dead inside voice, exclamations that sounds like the job is crap, and asking 0 (zero) questionsAny others tips?>>203710425They made a movie about the certified indians sniffer.
>>203710962Just bee yourself.
>>203710962>Gonna have to fail a interview on purpose without looking like it was on purpose.Why are you having an interview when you're already employed?
>>203710962Like i did with catnigga, i suggest you watch the Spud's job interview from Trainspotting and take all the hints you need from there
>>203711199I'm in hell.Potential new client because I'm changing project.Interesting, I saw the prices they're asking for us. This is normally top secret information because it could give ideas to wagies.
/med/'s opinion on womb tats?
Do you report trolling to the janny in your cunt?
>>203711388Any form of tattoos is degenerate.Especially womb tattoos that can transmit all that toxic ink to the baby.>>203711432I stopped reporting on 4chan, it doesn't work.I use extensive filtering instead.
>>203711329If you want to fail a job interview, just pretend to be me. Respond to every question as you think I would.
>>203711801>do i have to interact with negros?>my nose is very sensible, i can't stand strong body odor
>>203711801Very eloquently?
>>203703387No, too many men here
>>203710860I cannot speak to the honesty of every party but I can safely say that none of them are as influenced by monke like GD>>203710179anyone but Georgian Dream seems to be the consensus
>>203709392It's over, tea has fallen
>>203712143>eloquent>during a job interviewI can barely answer B1 questions without screaming, crying, pissing and shitting myself while thumping on the desk with both hands and punching holes in the wall (simultaneously).
>>203712400I want your superpowers Catnigga
>>203712143in a very deceitful manner >>203690469
got my genshin impact costume for Halloween
>>203712518fucking weebs
>>203706619Me neither
I suffer so fucking much lads. Everyone around me is living life and I'm just stuck in this shithole of a city having 0 interactions with people (unless I'm in the gym or going to the store)>>203711388Sex incarnate for sex sex. Big yikes for loving baby-making sex.
>>203712334"The most terrible of all legends had come to life out of the darkness. Yet now it stood smiling in ebon majesty, and with a human child resting trustfully on either arm."- Arthur C. Clarke
>>203712518I owe you an apology breizhochad.Yesterday I should have said something like "wow that's impressive, can't suffer in l'héxagone" to your post instead of posting what I posted then deleted. Sorry about that, I was a piece of shit.
>>203712334Is coffee good for anglos?
>yeah so we need you to write your cv into a different format because, uh, we just do ok ?>>203712518Ick.
>>203713039
>>203712518Whom are you dressing as.
>>203712589Same, I feel very lonely lately
BEHT AFTER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYOU ARE MY WANDERWAAAAAAAAAAAALL
>mfw at the dentist >>203712617don't overthink mindless blogposts on an anonymous website everything's alright desu>>203713039women LOVE cosplaying anorexic homosexuals tho>>203713109the dog guynot for going outside doe...
>>203712479>I want your superpowers CatniggaYou now have the power to eat anything you want (that's it, that's the superpower).>>203712518>got my genshin impact costume for HalloweenBased despite being weebshit, because it's always nice to see people putting in effort for Halloween.
>>203713670>the dog guyBut you said last time you already owned cosplay clothes of him doe?>>203713285Just meet german boomer tourists in your hotel, problem solved heh.
>>203713865well yeah>got my genshin impact costume for HalloweenI got itthat's what I said
Tempted to give an half assed trash to those salesoids niggas and disconnect right after
/med/, there's going to be a house party on Saturday in the village I live with other teachers from nearby schools/high schools and their acquitances. I only know 3 people, who are colleagues. This would be a big challenge/opportunity for me taking into account that I'm shit at social interactions, so it would be either a massive fail or a big success. LET'S NETWORK, HUSTLE LIFE 4EVAH.
>>203712611Coffee is tasty though>>203712775Definitely
>>203713936new gem in my emails
>>203714142t. has a gf
>>203714142>/med/, there's going to be a house partyStopped reading there, sex haver problems
>>203714142Extrovertoid moment
>saaaaaaaar, send us photo for your cv in gay format
>>203714142I bet you're going to spend 80% of your time smacktalking your students with other teachers. I know what you people are like, I've eavesdropped at staff room doors before.
>>203714650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQJQgakfcvs
>>203713865I stopped working last weekend thankfully, now I'm free to focus on university
Just got a phonecall from a recruiter about a job I applied for. Unfortunately, it was part-work/part-study, and I already have the qualification part, so I wasn't eligible for the job. Completely sperged out and stuttered when I tried to explain my reasoning for applying despite having the certificate. The girl on the phone sounded like Shadowheart from BG3. Might cry in the corner for 3-4 hours.>>203714701Did you know that despite being three years younger than The Simpsons, the character of Milhouse was actually based on me.
>>203714142What do you teach?
they ended up asking for an avatarhesitated to make the "black face" character but they might not have humor>>203715112Well, it avoids the interview :)
Wish i had the biting force of hyenas and the mouth capacity to wrap dem teeth around a human neck
>>203715865What happened?
>Public holidays in Hungary>23 Octoberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLONiNm4QE
>>203715865Human jaws are underrated.Pretty sure I could kill a snake by biting its head off.
>>203715922Nothing really, just generic murderous mood, billions must die
>>203713199Mmmm, nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjuGwGyPUg
>>203716201It is a sign of increased testosterone, have you started working out.
>>203716201ZOIAOIA
>>203716201Another one <3>just generic murderous moodI see you've joined the forces of evil. Say hello to The Morning Star>picMy Halloween outfit
>>203716528Let's see Paul Allen's outfit
Andalucia, if you see this.We already discussed that you're a big boi so you don't drop the weight when deadlifting but instead quickly lower it back down. What we didn't discuss though is, do you use straps for weights so high or is your grip that fucking strong?
>>203702754thats the best partI need myself a massive bitch to boss me around and give structure to my life
>>203716201What does this expression convey?
>>203717551"Western society failed us"
>>203716730I don't use straps.Straps aren't allowed in powerlifting competitions.
>>203709918I'll do it my way.
>>203717791And since you guys doubted it, here's me failing a 280 kg deadlift but holding the weight.
>>203718409Well I should have made a vertical video but it doesn't matter I think it's easy enough to see.
>>203717551She's wondering if you like her dress.
>900 secondsSisters???
>>203718540Why don't you verify your mail or even better purchase a 4chan pass™
>>203714349Nothing wrong everytime I respect the relationship whichever the context is. I even offered her to go because she doesn't know anyone where we live, but she declined.>>203714426Sorry, I forgot to write:>inb4 sex havers out!>>203714529I'm the total opposite of an extrovert person. I often post about my struggles at the gym and other social situations, that's why I feel the need to become more social if I don't want to end like a reject, taking also into account that now it's my loneliest moment when it comes to friendships.>>203714650kek probably, but I want to avoid the topic as much as possible.>>203715321ESL at a Primary School.
>>203718409>drop it while keeping his hands around the bar
>>203718409Nice shoes nibba.>>203718575I don't want to financially support a US based company so no pass. As for my e-mail, no fucking way I'm sending 4tran that.
>>203718630Won't fall for the bait.>>203718640I don't have money for new shoes.
>>203718409>recording in the gymI thought this was generally frowned upon by muscleheads.
>>203716201long time since I last saw someone posting Zoia
>>203717551disdain
>>203718736It isn't, in fact the biggest dudes in the gym are more likely to record themselves since they care about it and are more likely to share it on social media.What is frowned upon is being overly sensitive over your recording and occupying too much stuff to record.
>>203718736What are they going to do about it? Expel him?Not with 10000 men could you do this. It is folly.
>>203718409>sumo
>>203718540Just don't post on /v/, i know you do and i know the cyberpunk threads are yours
>>203719286Let's see your deadlift.
>>203719046Interesting, perhaps I was wrong in my assumptions. I always thought recording in the gym was a serious faux pas.>>203719136>What are they going to do about it? Expel him?Depends if they want to spend the money to rent a bulldozer or not.
>>203719286Ehem... post il corpo
Huh. This isn't going to be a fun experience.>>203718690>I don't have money for new shoes.I unironically meant what I said doe. They look nice.>>203719343I don't post on /v/ though. I only post on /int/, /fit/, /b/ and /d/.Formerly /biz/ and /aco/
>>203719693That new rule is only on /v/ for what i know
>>203719831Check text on pic
>>203719693They are broken.
>>203719859Just buy a 4chan pass, you are rich anyway...
>>203719476>>203719617That bait never fails
>>203719693>and /d/.
>>203719908Oh.They looked fine from the POV of your phone. My bad nibba.>>203719915>Just buy a 4chan passMaybe I would if I were British.>>203719971/smg/ niggas had enough of /biz/ so some of them migrated from /biz/ to /d/.You can find the thread on both boards but obviously with different posters.
>>203719971>/d//bant/, my bad, not /b/.
Hello frens, almost got liveleaked today:>Be taking gill samples at some facility>Step outside to get back to the lab>As soon as I step outside I see a forklift coming at me at full speed being driven by the retard (screaming)>Jump back to the facility by pure instinct, samples flying all over>Tard fully turns the driving wheel to the left>Forklift crashes and fucks part of the wall>Tard goes flying from the side of the forklift due to the inertia>Falls onto a car and destroys itThe ambulance had to come for him, poor guy was crying all the time and saying sorry, but he didn't tell us what happened why he didn't brake.In other news tomorrow I'll work in the OG farm (the beer and mussels one), I wonder how everyone is doing.
>>203720310not having something happening at work for a day at the fish farm challenge (impossible)
>>203715424>hesitated to make the "black face" characterwouldn't that just be what you look like irl die
Good day med am back from the cagie, I went to buy some things at the supermarket.15 phone calls today, what a waste.
>>203720449don't be silly, it's a caricature
>>203720310Forklift drivers are insane. One time a forklift driver at the factory just decided he NEEDED to go through a fucking window. And so he did. Thankfully it’s was ground level and the drop was a simple half metre, but still.And yes, I’m a certified basedlift driver, so I know for a fact they’re all insane.
>>203712518Based. I got my wig, fake blood, printed business cards and my ugly tie. I also got a shitty walkman and cool sunglasses.I only need suspenders and a shirt to ruin with blood to complete the look.
>>203720310Never a dull day.
>>203720504that grim reaper appears behind me every time I lift my bangs
>>203720809
>>203720310and I thought cutting and burning myself every other at the restaurant was badhow long are you gonna be working there?
Lady in front of me on the bus smells like SHIT>>203720310Holy shit, it just keeps happening, doesn't it?How was your training day btw?
gonna get a tshirt of this banddo you fuck w the style
>>203721044
>>203721044It's a 80s horror movie, the posters are indeed kino.
>>203718615>ESL at a Primary School.Fair enough, I guess if you know English well (which you seem to) then that should be relatively straightforward... although dealing with kids is probably a nightmare
>>203721017>Lady in front of me on the bus smells like SHITConceptualize the aroma
>>203720385>>203720719It's keep things from getting boring at least>>203720981>>203720981>and I thought cutting and burning myself every other at the restaurant was badAnd you probably earn thrice as me>how long are you gonna be working there? Idk, until something better comes along, There's gonna be a collective labor agreement renegotiation this year, so the salaries might increase, might be wise to keep working here until then (the company should give it's proposal to ther unions leaders this month), and it's not a bad place to build up my cv, but dribing 10 hours a day sucks dick>>203721017>How was your training day btw?Shit, I would have been happier if I worked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KICg_6XPV6IThis game is BASED
>>>/x/39079603
This little russian smurf is teaching me a lot about working out
>>203722180He's right though
Will do an incelwalk soon.This time I have my knife and my headlamp.
>>203722090Your thoughts on this game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBkfK65p_M
>>203722395Do you like night walks ?
>>203722395It is dark outside.
>>203722423>>203722430i'm gonna try seeing that damn comet, this is also a great day for shooting starssome cloudoids will try to bother me but it will be mostly oknightwalk can be nice i guess, but in/near town, yikes*fear of the dark start playing*
>>203722396Very-very based ofc, but the fact they didn't do a Russian dub is awful.
>>203722484Oh, nice. Enjoy.
>>203721463Well, to balance it out, 3 girls sat there afterwards and smelled way better>>203721889Too bad, I thought it would be fun at least.
>>203722090>Яeцieш
>>203721262>although dealing with kids is probably a nightmareSometimes it is, but as every job it has its advantages and disadvantages. The key is being able to handle the clases as better as possible, more than knowing English or whatever. Sometimes I want to blow myself up and sometimes I'm so relieved of happiness
>>203722698Yugoslavic be like this fr
>>203722509I think we can understand why they were sceptical about doing such a dub. Anyway I don't know much about the Stalker games, maybe I should try them out.
>>203722790Love these two niggas so much you wouldn't believe.
>>203722395
>tfw skipping half of the leg training because the machines are taken and don't want to wait anymore while the most important exercises are already done
>>203723883Since you're skipping some exercises today, I trust you shall be adjusting your Kinder bar intake accordingly?
People think I'm the bossman at the cagie since I'm well dressed
Another day of NEETdom.>>203724272That's not me, I didn't skip any exercise today, also ate 24 bars today was hungry.
>>203722214I like him, but because he's on that grind publishing a few videos each week at times his content can be too redundant.Also, have you seen what happened to Jeff Nippard?
>>203724760No i haven't, damn, i watch youtube shorts and sometimes he appears, but i don't know much about him
>>203724699Do you enjoy big woolks during your neetdom phase ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1wS90J4Pg8
>>203724477Do you really dress up for the cagie when you're not even forced to?>>203725073classic /wsg/ beat
>>203725175I wear my suit for the wedding yesterday and today I had a blue chino with a white/green striped shirt and a blazer.
>>203725208Yeah so you dress up but you don't have to, right?
>>203725259Yeah I just like being well dressed
>>203724760Manlet bros...
>>203725301Post body
>>203724943So the big guy is an IFBB pro bodybuilder, but just a normal one he didn't get far in his career, and also trains people.He said in a video that science based lifting is over complicating things and that there are no science based lifter that has a great physique because it's useless.Nippard made a short responding to it by talking about his accolades as a lifter, and also mentioned that the person with the best physique doesn't necessarily has to be the one who knows most about training, showing the example of Cbum, who has a coach, and that ultimately facts are facts, so regardless of how someone looks if something is right, it's right, and that science is a great tool to gain knowledge.So the guy saw him at the gym two days after Nippard posted the short and was so mad he decided to punch him twice in the throat.I find it mental, specially because not only the response was very mild, but also because it was two days after Nippard posted the video, so the other guy had time to calm down and think things through.
>>203701857BBC
>>203725018No, mainly because I wouldn't want to walk in my home town, and I think my family would find incelwalking strange.
>>203725478What's wrong with your home town ? Is not woolkable ? Unsafe ?Also who cares what your family thinks about woolking desu
>>203725432I watched the short of Nippard responding to that guy this same afternoon, so those are the guys you were talking about this morning, dang
>>203725514>What's wrong with your home town ? Is not woolkable ? Unsafe ?No, I don't live in America, it's just kind of boring to me because I've seen everything and I don't want to risk encounters with people from high school.>Also who cares what your family thinks about woolking desuI do, I don't want to hear mean comments.
>>203725208>>203725291when I have to go to the cagie, I dress as sloppy as I canpolo shirt outside pants, tennis shoes, jeans and uncut hairspecially when VPs are here, I enjoy seeing tryhards super well dressed when sit besides them looking like a random delivery guy in the meetings
>>203725461Neck yourself.
>>203725663Based, I like your style fren>>203725291too much effort for me, I just dress casual but nice like everyday.
>>203725414How insecure can a newfag be lmao
>>203701857tanlines sexo
>>203726472>Doesn't post bodyLike clockwork
Incelwalk report :>young girl walking the opposite way start running once she's past me>saw the light spot of the Eiffel tower>might have saw the hecking comete with my binoculars, it was extremely mid fr fr>no shootings stars, didn't look very hard for it doe>saw a wild boar 25 meters away from me, he ran away>heard strong breathing from the fieldPic is with headlamp on
>>203727070>young girl walking the opposite way start running once she's past me
>>203726725people really find this nignog behaviour hot?
>>203727720I do, I would sex them until the end of days
>>203727070Totally not a ghost, that girl.
>>203727070JARVIS, pull up footage from all available security cameras in Paris between the hours of 9pm and 10pm (local time). Cross-reference images of young black males with reported boar sightings.Dispatch inception team charlie once target has been identified.
Good night med
>>203728417Could have stabbed a few cyclists and joggers to deathat some point i was sitting on some stone, my back to the fieldsomeone could have sneaked on me fr
>>203727070I just cycled to the local shop, I didn't see any animals but normally I see foxes around this time
Just found out what French would look like if you removed all English loanwords >>203731198>>203728643>Could have stabbed a few cyclists and joggers to deathOn behalf of them, thank you for your mercy.
