a prison of your own design edition >>203735288previous
first
>>203737502explain
where's footkraut when you need him
>>203737523forgot to mention im trans and miku says trans rights
>>203737535control yourself and quit letting your dick dictate your life
These mobile ads are wild
>>203737541im not trans and idk who miku is
>>203737546its not my dick its my heart
>>203737549i like the one with the girl with hte big tits
>>203737548tragic poor fella>>203737552i look like this exactly and i do this
>>203737553why r u pretending to be me?? weirdo
what >>203737546 said. there's no reason to be like this, control yourself.
>>203737559I like the lewd anime one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHFd1GsWsqA
>>203737552what the fuck, GIVE IT BACK
>>203737552cute little house sparrows :)
Germans are welcome here!Deutsche sind hier willkommen!
>>203737563it's not good what you are doing
>>203737555fair enoughbut still you don't have to fall madly in love with any woman you interact with. it's not love unless it's reciprocal anyway it's just infatuation
do not know what ads you guys are talkin bout
Im back
>>203737572I sure hope so, or else...
>>203737569he deserves a little fry as a treat i mean just look at him>>203737586me and who
>>203737582no one asked
keep watching ads so that they get less and less motivated to put server-side ads and thus lessen my workload. good goys
>>203737568>this is the peak of german humor
>>203737597>he deserves a little fry as a treat i mean just look at himhe'll get fat, that fry is bigger than he is...
>>203737578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFNrN_6Ta5I
>>203737570Crows are so based. I wish I'd have some crow friends. Wanted to make a little bag for seeds for a long time now that I could carry around with me to befriend them.
poo was 98% water, budsthat fish went right through me
>>203737548look at that fucking stupid monkey HJAHAHAHA
>>203737572thoughts on German oreimo?https://youtu.be/tnbGdldiAtU
>>203737606No its ok its just a little treat
>>203737614i took a poo too it looked like boulders and it hurt when it was coming out
>>203737606its just a one time treat it's not gonna be a regular thing>>203737623why does he use nair
>>203737623Oh my hes a chunky one
>>203737621no thoughts i dont watch tranime
I really like Tim Walz
>>203737633like doordashing a mcmuffin is a one time thing?
>>203737637its a catchy tune you have to admit
Even /int/?
chickadee dee dee
>>203737613that's a good idea. the ones here really like peanuts in the shell, just make sure they are unsalted
>>203737506Lol
>>203737645yes i used to doordash so much more often but now i only do it once every few weeks i have improved a lot when i was living downtown in that apartment for a year i was ordering food like every day so i've gotten a lot better
>>203737656yes i had to wait 900 seconds before making a post
>>203737656yes 900s wait to post on my phone lmao
>>203737643all-ballz-walz is a horse semen chugging pedo, and that's why he's /our/ guy
>>203737663Gj, proud of you
aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh flfhdjdksgdiskskskdjdjd ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuccccckkmmm
Mousenonce kind of gives this place a spooky surreal atmosphere that feels appropriate for October
>>203737651didnt listen to it
>>203737670at least if he's VP Israel gets destroyed am I right bro
>>203737668You don't look like that
>>203737668cute
lamenting the death of white folk, western world is going to be dark in more ways than one when we're gone. just enjoying the time i have left.
>>203737678he gives this place an unusable retarded faggot feel that is perfect for /cum/ in any season
>>203737656yeah you can't say nigger or faggot 3 times anymore, like saying bloody mary but for jannies
>>203737676oh dear
>the new filter for certain no no words>the email verification 4chan is finally moving into web2.5 huhYou vill make the account and have all your posts linked back to you
>phonefags btfo>newfags forced to lurkmoar>ban evaders forces to sit in timeoutwtf... I love gookmoot now!
>>203737695faggot faggot faggot?
>>203737676Felt dis 1
mousenonce's fursona is a mouse?
>>203737672thank you i feel a lot better and since i can cook lower calorie stuff at home easier im not starving all the time because i was obviously still counting calories but fast food is really high calorie so you have to eat much less food and you're hungry and ticked off all the time
did you guys know if you flick your glans penis you can cum twice as hard?
>>203737701like desu and baka filters?
>>203737706mightve been 4 times let me tryNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Ok but post animals
finna vote for trump, get some head from a thicc latina, go to home depot and get a new drill and then get some McDonald's for dinner
guys, a pretty girl gave me money today. does that mean she likes me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59KnUkB7HmM
>>203737718I did it but how long does the buff last?
>>203737729him looks like a giant unseasoned chicken breast
>>203737705>phonefags btfocomputerchads rise up
did you guys know if you finger your boy pussy while gooning you can cum from your butt and penis at the same time
>>203737721No one ever remembers that senpai is filtered
>>203737730the more times you vote the more family members you can bring in from mexico
me
>>203737718those were my first cums, hard to do now
/cum/ is a bird general
>>203737734
>>203737729Look at that chonky motherfucker
>>203737733why did she give you money >>203737761are owls okay i really like barn owls
>>203737754Wow ur baby
it's crazy that payday 3 can't even get 1000 players a day while payday 2 gets 25k, i played it in the beta i don't even think there's anything wrong with the game aside from the obvious things like match making and no offline, the gameplay itself is fine, i think it's more of a case of not enough content with payday 2 having a shit ton of heists and payday 3 coming out with 8, people that were playing payday 3 probably got sick already of running the same heists over and over and went back to payday 2
>>203737694LolMean
>>203737746that was more of a trendy word at the time 2bh. I never have to think about typing something like f4m because nobody uses the word anymore
>>203737777someone tell him to put his little thing away there's children here
>>203737773they scare me out but sure
>>203737761I hate these fuckers' call but they do be aesthetic
>>203737781they should port all the pay day 2 dlc for free to pay day 3 get the population up then start dropping new dlc
>>203737773i don't know. people normally don't give me money unless they simping hard.
What’s gonna happen to a guy like mouse nonce How does his life play out
i hope to pass away peacefully in my sleep within the next 3 or 4 months
I fucking hate flightless birds (except penguins) and waterfowl
>>203737798they're not scary they're a bit weird looking but they're endearing to me if i had a familiar it would be a barn owlbarn owl babies do look like aliens though i think i saved a video of them hold on
behold, the PEAK of gamer fuel
>>203737729hairless cats look the goofiest. can someone explain why they were first bred in Canada of all places?
>>203737729
>>203737810why are you talking about him
>>203737818i do like these>>203737814i will be stealing this picture from you i don't drink but i feel like that sometimes
>>203737833Me and nobody :(
>>203737836Idk
>>203737810Watch uhhhForest Gump What's eating Gilbert grape Of mice and men
>>203737798behold, baby barn owls >>203737833my cat likes kisses like this too
>i don't drink
>>203737853do you have feelings for him? be honest
>>203737805they can't just port it like that, they would have to make it from scratch and it would take so long, the games are on different engines, they will definitely port over some heists but they will be paid dlc
>>203737860i can't drink on my medication and it makes me feel bad anywaythere's so much better drugs out there and it makes my bones hurt
I drink but I necessarily don't like it
Gonna go to sleep soon.
>>203737876put that tongue away you goober
>>203737863Idk I guess I have some empathy for him
>>203737857not fond of their look
/cum/ is a trans positive general
>>203737884good night
>>203737884GuNa, Brudi! Hab süße Träume!
/cum/ is a hu tao general
>>203737894here's a cool bird it's a bohemian waxwing
>>203737888freak
joking told my mother i will throw all her old clothes out. she got offended
Reggaeton is the most ooga booga shit I’ve ever heard
>>203737918you're a real comedian
>>203737924i look like that
I should not spend so much time in this thread i am developing simp like feelings for a certain anon and do not want to be an orbiter because thats fucking gay
Arm Holdings Plc is cancelling an architectural license agreement that allowed partner Qualcomm Inc to use the British chipmaker's intellectual property to design chipsSELL SELL SELL SELL
>>203737927free him now
>>203737924don't click it's a guy whipping a bunny at the wall hard as fuck
>>203737942i just don't like you like that anon
>>203737941he's very pointy
>>203737926explain
>>203737942i'm flattered but i don't swing that way buddy
>>203737918How old is your mom
sleepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTRN8AK4Hqc
>>203737959take an eep then
>>20373795854
>>203737942Be a man and tell us who it is
>>203737810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1agQE9Hr08
>>203737964
if birds took up arms we'd all be f*cked
>>203737974Oh come on anon theres only one obvious answer for a lonely newfren to be magnetized to
>>203737982has science gone too far ? >>203737983what are they gonna do i can just go inside they don’t have bombs or anything
I don't post here but this is probably the comfiest general>inb4 you tell me about your resident schizoevery general has those
>>203737982TACGNOL
Me n the cum bums
>>203737965george never imported a thing in his life
>>203737942pppfffftttt hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have not been at my job since april.
>>203737994>>203737998
>>203737974the tranny who pretends he has a bf
>>203738015do they still pay you
>>203737994they have excellent communication, fast flyers, etc. they could take pop shots and quickly fly to a new branch, take a few more shots, etc. to say noting of flock tactics>>203738002those are aust*alian birds
>>203738023grim
>>203737989The nafricelHe’s so dreamy..
HOW MANY FUCKING DALL-E 3 THREADS DO I HAVE TO FILTER
>>203738002me on the right
Lizards?
>>203738041yeah but shoot with what they don’t have arms they can’t build bombs or shoot a gun they can gossip all they want but im still safe >>203738016i look like that
>>203738049what about dolly 3 threads?
>>203738038I work for the government, so yes.
>>203738013:(
>>203738052that's me on the right though>>203738055i don't have any lizard pics really except for the iguana ones i took in mexico
Linux distro wifi is shit even after trying to install every retarded open source driver fuck you Linus Tolvalds fuck you Richard Stallman fuck all you Linux n-words
>>203738094science has gone too far
feeling shleepy
gonna get high and make an egg sandwich and listen to music
>>203738101works on my machine
>>203738132what kind of music
>gonna get high
i blame the mayor of tuscaloosa.
crows and ravens could probably be taught to operate artiiliaryhttps://youtu.be/srxWXqIJy5M
>>203738101I don't even know what I'm doing with linux. I just slapped in an SD card with some bootrom shit and I assume I've deleted all the microsoft faggotry because I haven't had any problems except for the machine hanging whenever I shutdown but that could be because it's a tablet and works a little different from a PC idk.
>>203738137sick girl by elita harkovhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XQvxf7imY>>203738152i had not considered this
>>203737959That's a birb
is the anti spam thing only for the first post in a new ip?
>>203738093>that's me on the right thoughumm I don't think it is...
sonichu is beating brian's ass rn
>>203737572I thought my brethren were going rogue and just annoying you. Good to know that we're welcome here. It's really, really early in Germoney right now, so our thread is fucking dead.
Finna replay disco elysium lads.
>>203738189dumb game play something better
drinking milk
zach gallup-in-ass-kiss
we're witnessing the end of the internet
>disco elysium Play yiik instead
>>203738169yes
>>203738159I got a shitty Chinese gateway laptop from 2009 running Linux Lite as good as you'd expect but a Acer laptop from 2017 has the shittest incompatible wifi adapter ever and is useless FUCK
>>203738180ohhh come on innnnn you krau....you interesting germans. have some coffee with us while your general warms up. JOHN. POUR 2 MUGS OF COFFEE FOR OUR NEW KRAU.....GERMAN FRIENDS. would you like some apple pie with your coffee?
>>203738159you're probably just running it in a VM
>>203737952I know im just a lonely fella it is not good for me
>>203738196Nö. I like it. Lets me be as racist as humanly possible heh.
>>203738204yeah I thought dead-internet theory was just another schizoid thing but it's literally happening in real time. All the major social media sites are cooked
>>203738213honestly that's great because it fucks over phone posters and undesirables like brian
>>203738163i have a theory pot makes you into a faggot because no straight man would listen to this
>>203738216>apple pieit's that thing young guys in your cunt have their first sexual encounters with, right? Nah thanks, I'll pass... for now...
>>203738239that's not a theory, it's a well known fact
>>203738189troon game
if you're reading this i command you to stroke your cock right now
>he never put his dick in a warm apple piefucking prudes
>>203738281Want to put my dick in a warm willing hole
>>203738277nice try, I already stroke my cock involuntarily all the time while sitting infront the screen
>>203738200need to buy more juice and milk. I CANNOT keep forcing myself to drink from the tap
NAW WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5YinfvWYds
you can drink my milk from the tap
Drove through the suburbs of pittsburgh today and the trump signs outnumbered the kamala signs by like 10-1
I wonder if the other chans are getting flooded by /pol/tards now. I hope they're safe.>>203738218That would be interesting. When it boots it still displays the windows logo and it used to have the penguin overlayed on top of before I disabled it. I think I'll just deal with it though because I don't want to brick it or have to take it to a shop.
>>203738302this nigga uses android
>>203738302that's Gwen from Ben10 I think
>placer
>>203738302grown up gwen tennyson ai porn, obviously
>>203738323Erm, yes?
>>203738321you said the word
>>203738302why are you watching bloons like lmao dude
>>203738321for me, its stanton heights>>203738330whatd I do
>>203738344Just like em
got the squad together
reborn in this world as a newborn in a garbage can
>>203738258
>genSHIT
>>203738375Chat this is weird stop
>>203738375>taopatrician taste
>>203738386Me after breakup gaga
>>203738346hi~
>>203738389shoo cuuute :3
>>203738402HAHAlady gaga fucks tho
>terrible day waging>come home>try to play video games >waste an hour because queue in game was bugged>get sad>lay in bed>not sleepy yet>try to browse twitter >refreshes as I'm reading something for no reason>can't find post or poster anymore>hit myself in the head out of frustration >somehow fall asleep>wake up in the middle of the night>sleep schedule now ruinedI hate women so much its unreal
>>203738366sounds comfy desu. get to speedrun life with minimal chances to fuck up your karma
>>203738380More like GenKINO
I love and protect women
>>203738418>>refreshes as I'm reading something for no reasonboth twatter and faceberg were doing this SO MUCH a year ago. Very strange behavior for an app to have. Twitter doesn't do it for me, faceberg still does
fuck Hitler, suicide ass nigga
Should I replay kotor 2
>>203738386me on right
>>203738431honestly, women are just so cute. they run around in their little outfits and take those little tiny steps and stuff... whenever I see a woman outside I'm thinking to myself "CUTE!"
>>203738446play dark forces 2
so true
>>203738448silly goose
i hate women i want to scorch them with cattle prods
i have never watched an avengers movie
AYE I'M WALKEN ERE
>>203738446play warba with 18+ furry mods
>>203738477Giwtwm
>>203738477same
I love Italian Americans and Italians
lol what the HELL lmao
>>203738477>>203738489aren't you embarrassed?if not, why?
>>203738496w-where can I watch this report?
>>203738498Why would they be embarrassed about that? Serious question
>>203738496asian women are incels last hope
>>203738477I watched the first Avengers and the first Thor and some of the Iron-Man movies if those count, but then it also got too retarded for me
Watching classic Howard Stern Everything about it is good except Robin
>>203738496asian women cant resist white ppthe urge to have pale children is instinctual
>>203738498no, i'm proud, in fact i think it makes me better than you
>>203738507> why would they be embarrassed about not participating in the largest cultural event of the past decade
>>203738516That's that Jewish fella on SiriusXM?
>>203738529Neet or tranny
>>203738534You can absorb the meme passively through the internet, that's also you need to know about this largest cultural event.Also that was arguably Game of Thrones
>>203738534Yes, why would you? Its not really thay big a deal, no one would give a shit if you said "oh i never saw any of those" besides the initial "wow really?"
i'm the last gay samurai
imagine touching your own penis until you orgasmwhat kind of sick freak would do that
When the fading away i dont feel so good memes came out i didn't get it for 2 weeks til someone explained it was a capeshit reference Lol
>>203738564what if i use a fleshlight
>>203738554If anything it makes you more interesting. >*zoomer stacy twirling her hair*>"ohhh reaally anon, you haven't seen Avenger 1 through 9/11? We NEED to watch them together sometime, tihi!"never happened to me but I can at least fantasize about it
>>203738498no, im not. why should i be? haven't watched marvel capshit either.
haven't masturbated properly in months. I just rub it through my pants these days then change undies...sometimes not...
>>203738593i can rub it for you..........
>>203738593what the fuck is wrong with you
>>203738593come on man, you're better than this. Get some tissues and some lube (or like, body lotion or something) and jerk it like a real man!
>>203738593I look like this wojak
showered and feelin good
Overloaded his brain saying marvel movies aremt that important and people dont give a shit about them
Marvel movies? just don't like em
>>203738622https://youtu.be/R_icPJkU2Us?si=pjrPboCCEAUJBcWL
what are we doing here
feeling good about mamalas chances i think shes gonna take it home
>>203738617
>>203738646suffering? At least that's what the religious folk tell me. But I'm feeling pretty good right now
>>203738646Experiecing heaven while dreaming i am notAlso tfw no gf
Thinkin bout replaying asuras wrath but the 360 store doesnt exist to grt the dlcMight just watch it all on youtube
fuck connections
if you are visiting my house and we are hanging out in my bedroom we will be sitting on the floor on pillows no exceptions we hate chairs
>>203738681real
>>203738659man who am I kidding. I'm a shell of a fucking human bean. I got my heart broken by some girl and it's already like 2 months ago but I'm still fucked up over it and I'm trying to cope in every possible way but nothing seems to work
yall like squishmallows?
>>203738705We always be sitting on the bed
>>203738718I know u hate hearing this bc probly everyone told you but just time, only thing that worksIdk one day youll wake up and you just wont care but until then its rly rly hardGood luck anon ily no homoTheres no coping only suffering til you dont
>>203738723>>203738723>>203738723>>203738721yes i do i have quite a few my axolotl one is the one closest to me right now her name is monica
>>203738734>timeI don't hate hearing that, that's also my mantra right now and sometimes I have the feeling I've gotten over it but then it just randomly comes back. But yeah, I just need some project to distract myself with or something
>>203738541that pizza looks a little too cheesey....
>>203737857White skeksis
>>203737874>it makes my bones hurt
>>203738646nothing
>>203738951we're in the new thread buddy
