American Patriotism EditionPrevious:>>203813296
>>203827040I don't find this archetype attractive at all. My brother does lol
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>>203827040Based
>>203827090its not ok to not find white women attractive anon
>>203827090What archetype there's like a million different broads there
>>203827040I don't understand people who have enthusiasm for things like this.
>>203827040How is it patriotism if there are no red hats
>>203827040They all fuck black men
>>203827048no gibs but I work from home and make enough to live comfortably, if I need to get groceries or something I'll just bicycle over or take a robot taxi
>>203827040>Patriotism is when you do tiktok dances before letting the D1 giganiggas lay down their BBC on yousomeone explain this to me.
>>203827040
>>203827040pinches gringas, are so cringe, but I wouldn't deny my seed
>DiStefano is here
nothing like waking up and seeing a brand new job application rejection in the ol' inbox first thing in the morning
>>203827136I'm only into other whites for the most part lol I just don't like SEC girls.>>203827144SEC girls
>>203827229They only fuck blacks and Mexicans anyway
>>203827232That's fucking hilarious, holy shitBut I don't look like that
Cute!Also>washing my penis >like BAs in psychology want me to >pull back my DICK and it smells like body washI don't like thatThere are microplastics in my shower suppliesWhat does someone with a BA in the penis say
>>203827277>and MexicansLOL no
>>203827197Mutts law was always = 1 ITT
>>203827237Guys help my friend please. He's hungry
>>203827277Sorority girls almost NEVER fuck Mexicans.
>>203827277>And mexicans
Tfw no clean penis gf
>>203827329>>203827372>>203827406>He doesn't know
>>203827408Pics like that always quicken my pulse and I get dizzy
>>203827365Michelinas are like 1.50 each. Just stock up on those.
I'm too serious to be fun but too lazy to be productive... I can't work or play...
UR ADD HERE
>>203827445Cope
>>203827040Damn white bitches can't dance for shit
Found a blister packet of nicotine lozenges that I bought, now I can use them while I do stuff on the computer
>>203827440Oh wait no microwave, nevermind
If you want to be a millionaire, you just have have to start a catfood factory cuz bitches aren't gonna have anything else to feed
This dude in the break room has breath that is simply against God's Law.
Bench day >:)
>>203826254Pee can.
>>203827531That's classic American line dancing, Paco. Wouldn't expect you to know anything about it
>>203827445>literally becoming waterI can sense your aura on the other side of my screen
I'm going to the sto' for some pecans and macadamia and cured meats for snacks because Project Diablo 2's new season starts soon. Make sure you guys are prepared.
>>20382755>rush to work one day cause late>realize half way through the day I forgot to brush my teeth after speaking with multiple coworkersit was over, my reputation in shambles
>>203827627>Macadamia and cures meatsOh my God, you have magnificent taste
>>203827598So you agree. Ok
>>203827649This is why I keep a flagon of Listerine in my glove box.There's been a couple times unrushed and didn't brush and my breath was kickin like Van Damme
Alcoholic
I can't believe 'eaters are dangerous animals but wiki said they iced 2 dudes in South America
>>203827546Tbf i could walk across the quiktrip im pretty sure they have microwaves, and they're 24 hours. Never would have thought of that but hunger really gets your creative problem solving skills flowing at peak ability
Oven roasted turkey 'wich for lunch with grapes and cheddar cubes
>>203827807They have big claws and are the size of a large dog.
>>203828001But look at him he's so cute
They can slice flesh like tissue paper
5 hours 55 minutes till I'm free
>>203827658And Diablo 2.
how are anteaters real but a horse with a horn is fantasy, like just look at those niggas
Gladiator soundtrack slaps
>check the local recent health inspection results>"The Indian restaurant was shut down by health inspectors for an active cockroach infestation."
>>203828135Never played it but I'm sure it's great
>>203828176not a very nice thing to call the turkish employees
>>203828206how old are you?
>>203828030>>203828072Most large herbivores can fuck you up if you provoke or threaten them, even if they can be affectionate.
>>203827237>Lets say you have $15 and need to eat for 3, maybe 4 days off of it. I would get canned fish or tuna and you could even use a can to cook ramen or insta rice if you can’t get enough canned food. You also might be able to find a cheap pot at a thrift store if you wanted normal rice. If your grocery store sells sushi you can just take some chopsticks, or you could even ask some restaurant for plastic utensils. Or maybe like a can of beans because those are pretty big and you could use it as a pot.
just sneezed
>>203828218Old
my hand on your sisters ass slaps
Stop stalking mey
Shitposting from the gym like a true cumcel
>>203828226>Anteater>Herbivore I didn't know ants were plants
>>203827237 Buy a pot, rice, and beans or ramen
AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
got a raging hard-on at work, thank god I work at a desk job so nobody can see it
out of coffee
>>203828386women cant see it even with your clothes off(without a magnifying glass)
Alas, we fought bravely, but our men were no match for the power of the tiktok slut edition. The iphone screenshot edition regiment shall live to fight another day though
For me, it's Beedee Aytch
>>203828403i love white women so much
>>203828451my cock is 7.5 inches althoughbeit
88 more days of warehouse toil before my new life begins
>>203828403Blonde and blue eyed?Stupid whore
>>203828458Vae victis
>>203828464obese
Come to the Cabareeeeeeet
>>203828519new job?
>>203828588
grim thread
I should really apply for gibs
>>203828639Your thread lost Deal with it
you know whatamerica really is the great satan
>>203828629That and moving to the big city (Portland)
>>203828690Americana.Spit sentences likeVenomous iguanas
>>203828727The dream of the 90s is alive in Portlandhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4hShMEk1Ew&pp=ygUpdGhlIGRyZWFtIG9mIHRoZSA5MHMgaXMgYWxpdmUgaW4gcG9ydGxhbmQ%3D
just changed my undies, time to go to shartmart
Starting to lose hope
I need a 4 million business loan
Did you know the drummer for the Sparks appeared in star Trek regularly?
>>203829060
>>203828403Wow idk how anyone can be this cute
>>203829060>>203829109Can't say I care
>>203827040It's funny how sorority tiktok is a giga stacey convention but fraternity tiktok is gawky awkward chud convention
>>203829199The men debate
Too bad the universities are factories for producing liberals out of them otherwise it could be a way for other people to become smart too
>>203829199using social media is inherently feminine
Gonna skip lunch like I skipped breakfast
Women hide their belly buttons more often than trannies I guess you've got to learn the ratios for belly button distance
>>203829399>t. on social media right now
>>2038293994chan is social media
There is literally nothing significant about New York City. Prove me wrong
That's because female belly erotic
>>203829503woman tier post
>>203829538Well you would know you're posting on social media sites
Africa is a pretty big place. There's no difference between Muslims in London and white Africans (south Africans)
every part of a woman is erotic except the feet and armpits
>>203829518NYC is just Disney World but dirtier
>except the feet
>>203828329Brain fart
My fridge smells like poison literal poison and makes me feel dizzy and sick so I'm saving it for later
>>203829722footfags should all be dropped into a volcano
I want to store it in gasoline
>>203829778and shot
>>203828594Had one here early this yearAnother coming up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moOamKxW844
Footfags are worse than pedophiles
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYah we got a new dance for y'all called the soulja boy(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh(but you gonn have to step back crank that three times
>>203827040DABUL CHAWNK CHOKLIT KUWKEE
>she will never post her feetIt never even began
>>203829871Silento Silento
so what line of work are you /cum/shits in? i'm the weather boy on national television
>>203829871Very efficient sentence. Probably made by the I.B.M
Remember kids, Never use top shelf to make mixed drinks.We used to mix Popov Vodka and mountain dew and called it Pine Sol
>>203829939Wouldnt you like to know weather boy
>>203829995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U
>>203829939Unironically a glowie
>>203830005i would
>>203830024Sovl
>>203829939Manufacturing/serviceThe hours are hell and the cash is shit. Wish I could win the lottery or smth
>>203829939Nice try, Agent Harris
Getting drunk tonight in my room alone. Can't wait.
>>203830129Me tooIt's gonna be so cash
>>203830129I may be drinking too, depending on if my friend flakes or notI HATE how I have to spend like $50 friday nights just for the off chance I could meet somebody(I wont) when its cheeper to just buy beer or wine myself and hole up in my room with chunes and a movie/anime
My mom went from not caring about politics at all before like 2020 to being like this now
>>203830129Same. I'm going to dance around too
I can never get significantly drunk. I always puke my guts out and get sick before getting shit faced
>>203830191I wish my parents were like this. They are the goodest goys who watch the news (with David Muir) and think [redacted] is literally Hitler
the shitty sony ear buds lasted longer than this expensive jbl one
I just saw a video from a police car dash cam where he was chasing a car and they dump oil of the trunk and spun out the cop car
>>203829939Entertainment
>>203830115thank you
I've never been asked for my ID since turning 21 :/
Met a pretty girl at the bus stop and had a good interaction. She showed me her birdwatching and animal pics on instagram but I didn't really have the guts to ask for her instagram or her name or anything, she was alone backpacking or hiking or something. She stepped to the otherside of the bus bench to look for the bus amd then came BACK to show me her pics, I said wow thats cool, stuff like that then I kind of didn't say much else. I'm really sad about it IDK why, just she was so pleasant and quirky and cute her body language was so funny and zany when she was lost in her head even tho she herself spoke so cool and normal and well adjusted when I started speaking to her. I want a gf bros, she just had a pretty face and was cool, I didn't even think about sex for those 5 minutes.
>>203830370Leave
Each year it's like if each American adult gave $40 for Israel.
>>203830370Stay
sorry but this is truecel thread, if you can speak to women you dont belong here
>>203829939IT
>>203830450Cringe faceberg boomer meme
>>203830370Stick around for a bit, then kick rocks
I am God's ugliest retard>>203830094Kombucha anon? >>203830129Same
^seething blogposting faggot
I don't even care if anyone here is a sexhaver. That guy is such a sad attentionwhore and he types like an annoying 14 year old on purpose. Terrible gimmick
I started browsing /int/ as a khhv in high school 13 years ago and now im a married adult and have regular sexoI will NEVER stop posting
I offered a nick run to a woman at work and later got called into HR, got read the Riot Act
>>203830370>but I didn't really have the guts to ask for her instagramyou fugged up
>>203830553the fuck is a nick run
>>203830553>nick runNECK RUB WTF
>>203830538i don't remember asking
does mustard go into instant noodles or am I the craziest nigga who ever lived
this is what america used to be about
>>203830597You didn't ask what I did as a glowie :/
>>203830622Kill yourself
burned my fingers on the airbnb electric coil stovetop its so over bros I was just testing them...
>>203830622I didn't realize until I moved out that my parents only ever bought mustard because of me and they actually hated it. Thanks blog
>>203830695Fucking moron.
>>203830695Remember when airbnbs were cheaper than hotels? Good times
Ok it's Diablo 2 time. You guys are hopping in right?
>>203829939Semiconductors. The company is trying to hire 18 year old potheads straight outta high school to save money since they can trick some zoomers to accept burger flipper wages.
Like the fool I am and I'll always beI've got a dream, I've got a dreamThey can change their minds but they can't change meI've got a dream, I've got a dreamWell, I know I can share it if you want me toIf you're going my way, I'll go with youMoving me down the highwayRolling me down the highwayMoving ahead so life won't pass me by
>>203830781Is that provolone?
>>203830695bro never learned that the stove is hot
>>203830774usually more expensive AND they never have top tier amenities
>>203830815No it's some cheap chedder and some cheap smoked scamorza and pee cans and macadamia and dates and кaйзep пacтъpмa.
>>203830363I'm 27 with a mature hairline and still get carded
I like roasted mushrooms
Sees or Godiva?
Want gf
Masturbation tip:>Go on reddits political sub>Make a vaguely pro trump comment/post, make sure it's not obnoxious enough to get removed>Put your phone in your ass
I am so god damn hungry
>>203831005sees
, if one is working with a 50 m crosslinked methyl silicone capillary column with an oven[5]temperature increasing slowly, beginning around 60 °C[2], an 11-carbon molecule like undecane may be used as an internal standard to be compared with the retention times of other 10-, 11-, or 12- carbon molecules, depending on their structures.
my phone is eternally on silent mode because its not like anyone messages or calls anyway
>>203831078Based
Major major major major
>RedditWHO FUCKING CARES STOP TALKING ABOUT TIKTOK AND REDDIT YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNT
>>203831117
i get spam called every day like every 10 minutes
>>203828464She needs to take a bbc and get an onlyfans before the wall hits her
me me me me meeeeeeeeeee, its all about meeeeeeeee
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A COP CARTHE OTHER DAAAYwell he just drove off sometimes life's okI RAN MY MOUTH OFF A *BIT* TOO MUCH WHAT DID I SAY?Well, you just laughed it off, it was all okay
>>203831117Me but I'm waiting for a call back so I have to call them
Me too
if i had my own alphabet me would be a vowel
Almost lunch soonGonna not eat anything because I can't gain weight
>>203829939support
Aight back to worktgif dough
imagine being asian lol
So many fake af blondes
lol
Thanksgiving soon. Are you guys excited for the food? I'm kinda thorn because I had to go on a diet after THAT happened, but at the same time these Americans living here invite me every year, and they do pecan pie, pumpkin pie, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes, gratin, all that and aside from the food, the vibes are also great.
Why is it cool to like Korn and Deftones now?Kids used to think you smelled bad if you said you like them
Applying for jobs is fucking miserable like what do you mean I missed a call while taking a call from some indian call center shitfuck place looking to scam me
I swear to God gookmoot intentionally has captcha fail even if you typed it in perfectly to make people buy passes
>>203831547I asked this question before except it was why weren't the Deftones a bigger hit back then and someone said because everyone from the Sacramento area is cursed (Korn is also from that area
a daring synthesis
>>203831547I don't like Deftones and never will
>>203831547Who lied to you saying those are cool now?
>>203831573I've been saying this for months, I know for a FACT I typed it in right a bunch of times and still fail
>>203831573The new one is easier and you can guess it correctly like 90% of the time without scrolling
>>203831605Korn is from Bakersfield You're thinking about Papa Roach who are from Vacaville
rewatched the 2016 presidential debates, man orange used to be so high energy what a sad thing he has become
SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELIN'SHE'S WATCHIN' OVER MEAND OTHER TIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GOAND THROUGH IT ALL, THE RISE AND FALLTHE BODIES IN THE STREETSAND WHEN YOU'RE GONE, WE WANT YOU ALL TO KNOWWE'LL CARRRRRRRRRRRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, WE'LL CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
>>203827040You will not believe me but I've been inside a sorority house before
I can understand doing a cum tribute for yourself but why would anyone want to watch someone else's?
>>203831646All the zoomer girls who like them How would you know, you're BulgarianI used to listen to rap to blend in and goth girls would always try to "introduce" me to music I already used to listen to
vacaville and Bakersfield are both shitholes
>>203831688Nothing will ever top the 2015-2016 primaries. Pure kino.
>>203831736You're offered $150,000/year if you live in one of the following cities:VacavilleStocktonBakersfieldSan BernardinoWhere do you pick?
gonna jerk it to pokimane cum tributes again
>>203831736All of California is a shithole
what about a fidget spinner but with sharp blades that can be used as a ninja weapon
>>203831784150 grand a year wouldnt support support an apartment in any of those places except stockton and maaaaaybe bakersfieldI guess Id choose san bernandino because Ive never been there>>203831808
Go to fnm or get drunk on somaek tonight?
>>203831688>>203831771Back then I used to play CSGO on CEVO (NA servers) and used the name "Trump wins" before he actually won. Naturally I dominated hard and some people got real mad while others got real hyped. Possibly the most fun I've had playing CS in my life. The banter was insane.>>203831728>goth girls would always try to "introduce" me to music I already used to listen toSuch as?
>>203827040don't say it... don't think it.. don't say it...
if one is working with a 50 m crosslinked methyl silicone capillary column with an oven temperature increasing slowly, beginning around 60 °C, an 11-carbon molecule like undecane may be used as an internal standard to be compared with the retention times of other 10-, 11-, or 12- carbon molecules, depending on their structures.
you seem like the social type
>>203831939this nigga cooking meth
will we see an anti ageing drug in our lifetime
Don't reply to him you retarded nigger
What if there was a drug which gave you viral infections, like AIDS? Serious question
>>203828403>>203828504>>203828545>>203829153Are you guys really that impressed? Not saying she isn't cute, but I went to high school in southern Orange County, CA and many girls had super model tier looks. Some of them went on to become professional models. One of them started Freshman year. She was exceptionally pretty even by model standards.
why tf would you want to look 20 forever? so you can look like some gay instagram model? like grow up nigga embrace the old
What if there was a drug that killed fags?
>>203832087i dont want to die
>>203832044What part of >Blonde and blue eyed?>Stupid whoreseems like I was impressed?
>>203832044I grew up in Pasadena and it's the same there. Especially south Pasadena. Model tier white broad mecca. I knew so many model looking girls, one of them actually Modelled for American apparel
>>203832092It would not affect me
>>203832107Just be Christian, then death isn't scary.
>>203832110Accidently included you as a blanket reply to every response.
how to get ozempic in canada
>>203832044they're brownoids
>>203831901Korn and Deftones, for example
>>203831986Doubt it. I mean we're all getting sent back to the stone age in less than 5 years
>>203832169Go on a diet fattyOnce winter is over
>>203832183shut yo goofy corny ahh up nigga people said this same shit 5 years ago like go outside lil nigga touch grass nigga
>>203832179Why would a goth girl be introducing you yo bands that are not goth?
>>203832234you aint black
>>203832087I'd rather look underage forever so I can be in degenerate porn or take more advantage of countries with low ages of consent
>>203832248based him
I was the guy who imported '99 Luftballons' to Record World, the greatest record store in the history of the world
>>203832133I went to school with a girl named Tara Yazdi and she gets posted here from time to time. There was something other dude who used to post in /mena/ years ago that was a family friend who posted her on /b/ back in 2013 and got guys to harass her. That was sophomore year of high school for her and I.
>>203832239You obvioulsly don't understand American culture or American zoomers so why do you feel the need to butt in and pretend like you know what you're talking about?
Mental how someone took a shot at the orange one less than a year ago and nobody remembers
>>203827104signori
>>203832281maybe now you can import some bitches, niggaaaaaaaa
>>203830191based mom
>>203832239Your understanding of goths is based on 2000s movies isn’t it
>>203832294blame the 24 hour news cycle
>>203832296IL PAZZO È QUI
>>203832294not sure why you think people's attention spans are all as short as yours
>>203832294Because it actually was a Republican or else FOX would still be running it
>>203832179Yesterday in the gym I noticed a girl who liked like she was 16 that had a Korn shirt on. Few days before that, there was a guy there who liked like he was high school that also had a Korn shirt.Quite bizarre, when I was in school Korn was really old and everyone listened to dubstep and rap. Only me and few other weird kids who had older siblings listened to rock and metal.
any saucy niggas here
>>203832349I am the measuring stick for my perception of the actions of others, obviously
With my penis
>>203832281Speaking of records I just won this auction for this extremely rare actual goth album from a Japanese band let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFbb_yh6Akg>>203832293What do these assumptions have anything to do with the simple objective fact that these are not goth bands?>>203832332No it's based on the fact that a goth is someone that listens to goth music, and the bands bud listed and normalfag American metal.
>be in public>see black man being slightly feminine >first thought in my head is "damn that is one zesty ass nigga"
>>203827905Sexo
>>203832461>No it's based on the fact that a goth is someone that listens to goth musicAh a non-American telling me about American cultureYou don't know what the fuck modern "goths" are like at all
>>203832373Kind of like that about Zoomers though. They don't have a mainstream generational "sound" that's marketed to them like earlier generations. They just browse the internet and find stuff they like even if it's old and out of style.
>>203832461You don’t know what you’re talking about at allJust admit everything you know comes from movies from the year 2000
>be in public>see black person >talk to them about food ans spices waiting for them to ask me>when they ask me what spices I like to use, tell them it's salad cream or mayo, bbq sauce>they say "oh" and literally run awayThis actually happened once when I was drunk
Furthermore, while you may have a lot of good goth bands, goth is not American culture. It's yuropoor culture that you adopted and some of you adopted it wrong.>>203832528Goth is not American, retard. I don't care about what your retarded mystery meat zoomers claim and how they bastardized it.>>203832556>no argumentConcession accepted. I also don't know what movies you could be referencing here at all, and I probably haven't seen them, so that sounds like projection to me.
>>203832608me tryna hold in a fart on the elevator
>>203832614You're so wildly retarded that you don't even know that you're retarded it's actually shocking how you're telling me about what American goth kids do and don't do while being from fucking Bulgaria
when im in a busy elevator I rip a fat one right before I get off
New 'Guin this SundayI'm stoked
>>203832614Yeah man keep telling Americans about their country I’m sure you’re an expert
>>203832614> It's yuropoor cultureOh no no no some slavshit subhuman is trying to claim something he has nothing to do with because it's from "his" continentIt's British, not "European"British culture has always been closer to American culture, sure as fuck nothing like 1970-80s Communist Bulgaria when goths started
resist the urge to tell a women you love her as soon as she acknowledges your existence
things will get better. in the meantime its OMAD for me
>>203832722Destroyed that ....I don't even have a derogatory name to call him because Bulgaria is so irrelevant lol
>>203832722Slavic niggas be like "Oh yes we Europeans have the best quality of life in the world"
>>203832824what if no one has acknowledged my existence?
>>203832848Then there's no problem
>>203832647We were never talking about American goth kids. You especially, considering you mentioned Korn and Deftones, which are nowhere near goth.>>203832675I never told you anything about your country. The topic was goth culture, which is not American.>>203832722No, it's fully European and not only British and we've also had goth bands since the start here. Not my fault that you don't know about them. British culture isn't anything like yours at all. They don't have guns, nor freedom, nor people as retarded as you personally are. You also fought an entire war so you can escape British culture, moron. Read a history book. Retardedass nigga.>>203832841>>203832846Keep your L lil bro.
>>203832884
People didn't get much help from CPR until public awareness rose and people were talked through it on the phone while paramedics arrived. I think it's stupid to arrive and give a baby/infant 7 shots of adrenaline. Instead of showing up to shitty parents homes they should teach them how to raise children, which they should probably also know, but even with babies that are choking if they need to just be burped or something. Maybe also the paramedics do go straight to that but it is a pretty high amount they are giving young infant babies desu. Maybe they aren't maybe they don't know of the proper thing to do when showing up, and these rates aren't normal, and they would improve with more awareness on both sides of that
>>203832824no
>>203832910the fuck are you talking about
>>203832824I don't do this in real life but tfw no loving gf
>>203832960We don't reply to the British flag
Care to post any proof that either of these dogshit normalfag bands are goth or are you gonna collect your L?
>>203832905It's Anglo, sweetheartNot EuropeanBulgaria has nothing to do with British culture
NEW>>203833002>>203833002>>203833002
>>203833000Dude goth music is like ancient stuff from the 80s. Bela Lugosi is Dead. Not korn and deftones lmoa
>>203832929real plane btw
Girl telling me to leave her alone: "go away"Me: be my gf please
>>203832905This is really sad, BulgarbroBest stop trying to pretend to fit in with westerners
>>203830956looks delicious mate
