Lunchtime edition
i might buy some timberlands,oh oh,i might buy some timbs
poo smells lmao
>>203855240Not reading the labels am i. Just pouring it down my gullet. Idk i think i thought it was faux jap like superdry (clothes)
tisn't lunch time until 1 pm
Anyone else hate school and have a miserable time or was it just me?
rustlers chicken subpeng
Wait, so if "Raygun" is no man, what is "Raygun" then? An animal?
>>203855239Tell me some NZ Cryptids
>>203855296yes targeted by bullies all the time. scared to walk down corridors or arrive early to a class in case the badkids were waiting outside and the teacher wasnt there
England makes the best Ales.Germany and Czechia makes the best Lagers.Belgium makes the best speciality beers (Lambic, Saison, Flanders).No other country's beers are worth drinking.
>>203855296Yeah but I also had some good timesWhereas now it's basically just all bad timesalso was nice not having to worry about bills and the like
wish i was a woman so i could blame all my failures on sexism
>>203855335Do other countries even drink ale?
went on a sopranos filming locations tour around new jersey. at the end of the tour you got to sit in the diner booth from the last scene. was fun
>>203855361Yes
>>203855325I was speaking to her about Mothmanbut NZ does have some I guessCanterbury cougar/pumaFiordland MooseSome Maori mythological sea creatures that people spot every now and thenSome people think Moa might still be alivethat's it reallyNot really a big cryptid nation
>>203855335english beer is shite
>>203855335Irish beer is great tbphwy.For German beer I wouldn't limit myself to lagers: Try "Alt" and "Schwarzbier" as well.
sixteen fucking hours sleeptoil for christ sake im not even on drugs
>>203855296was bullied badly in year 8-9 but not so much the later years, but by then the damage was done and i'd developed an extremely cynical view of other people so i became extremely sensitive and would perceive slights where none were intended, took me years to grow out of that
>>203855397>diner booth from the last sceneDid someone come in and shoot you or did nothing happen?
>>203855233Gotta get those carbs in
It's Caturday
>>203855407a lot of english beer is very good t. beer drinker
>>203855421Somewhat similar experience, people used to take the piss out of me constantly and it really got to me.
>>203855296it was both the most fun i ever had and the worst times in my life
>>203855407>t. Madri drinking queer>>203855408>Irish beerLiterally all English-created styles.
>>203855407T. Only drinks lager>>203855408>Irish beer is great tbphwyName one thats not Guinness (british anyway)
doesnt the estrogen in beer shrink your cock
>>203855469No, if anything my cocks gotten slightly bigger as I've gotten older, but that's probably due to all the wnaking.
>>203855490I'm sure mine has shrunk
>>203855296it would not surprise me in the slightest if 90% of 4chan were bullied at school
The Canterbury cougar is likely because feral cats in NZ have been can get up to sizes of 1m and 10kg
why is there a 900 second wait or post email to post on 4chan now ?
>>203855296Found it very boring and hated teachers. But had loads of friends was pretty comfy
>>203855421>would perceive slights where none were intendedktim
>>203855526stops schizos
>>203855526there isn't for meeveryone is saying this thoughis this real or are you guys pranking me
Bros, they're still playing music. Six hours later. We're almost hitting 10:30pm.
>>203855542alri chad aka my literal bully
>>203855429i wish. also toured the bada bing
>>203855580The islander neighbours?
Have a static IP so I'm yet to experience this 900 second cool down, even after a ban has expired.
always realize i need to buy groceries late at night when most of them are closed
>>203855608YeaIf I had your phone number I'd take a video and send it to you. You would not believe how loud this shit is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm5GPPoIXFk
>>203855233kek
>>203855613it's to do with your cookies n cache not your ip
>>203855601Was it... working hours?
>>203855662I know that.
>>203855666so why have u gone on about ur static ip then u nonce
I'm an extra-terrestrialyou're an excrement-terrestrial
You would not believe the weird shit my boss says at work.
>>203855586Did used to bully one guy but he was extremely annoying and it wasnt everyday or anything
>>203855645Are they having a party with lots of other people coming over or is it just them?if they are having other people over you're probably just going to have to bite the bullet on this onebut if it is just them being loud then go over and ask them to turn it downI'm assuming they aren't the tatted up gang member ones, so you'll be fine
>>203855725oh yeah what do they saybrrrffftthgaawracharphhhaugal?
the 15 min timer is one thing but the dogshit barely visible captchas have proper shat me up
>>203855689Because you have to change your IP (VPN) as well as clear cookies and cache to evade bans. Knobend.
>>203855665yea it was. really drab environment. only reason it's still in business is because of the tours which happen twice a week. there's a merch table in the manager's office. as for the decor, literally identical to what you see in the show
>>203855725My manager has used racial slurs a few times but I don't think he knows they're racial slurs
>>203855743if i was that guy i'd track you down afollow you to work and slash your tires
new anti spam measures dont really increase the "quality" of posts, schizo incel freaks still run riot
>>203855408pilsner is about the only beer i can drink that doesn't give me a headache
>>203855240im blind
>>203855812did he died
>>203855457and now you come on 4chan where everyone is nice and kind to one another?
>>203775871Happy birthday lad!!!
Saw a bunch of posters in Hackney opposing the Tommy Robinson rallyThey were all torn down by the next day
>>203855785the hell are u even talking about. the 900 sec cooldown is nothing do with with bans. might as well bring up curry when talking about pie
>>203855812KABOOOOOM
>>203855459so you're saying, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times?
>>203855858e-coli curry freak
>>203855233if she keeps eating like that past her teens and she'll turn into a fatty very quickly
>>203855858It was literally put in place as an obstacle for serial ban evaders.Also, there is such a thing as curry pies.Consider yourself done.
>>203855525that's like a living teddy bear
>>203855812ukrainigers btfo. ruskie bros we're winning!!!!
>>203855902if you keep talking like that you'll turn into a corpse, buddy
>>203855800Hes probably gay or transitioned now. Very effeminate teachers pet he was. But a mong too
>>203855751He was saying on Friday that Jesus fathered children with Mary Magdalene and that their children escaped the anti-Christian purge that came after them and sailed away on a raft where they eventually found refuge in France in the Mediterrenean. He also said that they later migrated to Armenia and that's where Jesus's line is and why Turkey and everyone keeps attacking and killing Armenians throughout history because they carry the bloodline of Jesus.>>203855798What slurs?
>>203855910>it was literally put in place as an obstacle for serial ban evaders.amenit has been far too easy to evade bans on 4chan for far too long
>>203855915no its not
>>203855812Did he try and knock it away with his gun?Why would a soldier be by himself on a road in a firefight and standing up?
might have some lunchas yet undecided
>>203855462Kilkenny comes to mind.(Had deleted my cookies and had to wait 900 seconds. I know it's partly my fault, but thanks hiro!)>>203855804Well, then beer may simply not be your thing. That's okay, stop forcing yourself (except for social reasons).
>>203855847Yes :)
>>203855925Fuzzy wuzzy
i'm really good at stalking lads, reckon i should become a private investigator and do it for a living
>>203855910ur ip has fuck all to do with the countdown tho. so going "oh and btw my ip hasn't changed and it's still not bothered me" is totally redundant. might as well say "oh i ordered curry in last night but my pie still coooked in 45 mins in the oven". just a pointless thing to say ini
what's the use case for a flannel?
>>203855974i dunno, i've been drinking it since i was 15, only latterly did it start to disagree with me, not that i drink all that often mind you
>>203855974>KilkennySouth park fan are you?
>>203855608Why does he not eats banana?
>>203855933>it has been far too easy to evade bans on 4chan for far too longWe pretending that the rusjanny and now indianjanny weren't a thing and justified being able to ban evade easily?
wouldnt mind going to primavera but i dont speak spanish
>>203855939is to
do you ever feel like having a wank but the cat is in the room so you can't?
>>203856035human take a bite
>>203856035Hes not a perfoming monkey
>>203856025No, it's simply a taste you can't get anywhere else.
>>203856047is to what
>>203855996sausage fest
>>203856050just wank on the cat
>>203855397Was that fat fuck Vito selling signed cards outside the bing still?
>>203856050Turns me on when the cat watches
>>203855880is it contradictory in some way not sure i understand haha just got to experience the full gamut of emotions good and bad
>>203855925"hori"like how people used to say "that's gay" to mean just bad or agreeably, "hori" was used to mean low-class/unprofessional/bogan, but it's actually a slur for Maori'sThe Maori's at toil haven't said anything when he's used it so I haven't bothered to tell him yet
>>203856046gay cunt who listens to a bunch of sissy little girls
>>203856059Maybe there
have you heard the news?the news about my shoes?
>>203856035his look of disdain and weight would suggest he's become accustomed to a diet which transcends the mere banana
traffic light outside my flat has been knocked overthought i heard a bang in the nightsome drunkard or druggard no doubt
I could technically retire by 40 if I really wanted to. By that age, my childless spending would sustain my annual spending indefinitely with a 4% withdrawal rate
Yes indeed. You certainly know how to boot the birdy. Great 100 pointer to the far left.
>>203856075is to, a living teddy bear
>>203855920Have I made a grammar mistake? I don't get it
>>203856105im not gay
>>203856104Fair enough, maybe they just don't know themselves
>>203856085i was hoping to see him but nope
listening to a ufc commentator and an old businessman having a conversation
>>203856145you have made an unnecessarily rude statement and if you continue down this road you will face the consequences
You had me laughing in your introduction and I'm still smiling as I write this thank you Adriene! Off to feed my kitty and then I'm getting on the mat with all of you! This is fun!
>>203856148why do you like little girls singing and dancing then
>>203856093yes, they're the opening lines from a tale of two cities
>>203856143to be or not to be, that is the questiona bear or not a bear, not to be is to be the question that issharkspear, verse 12 to 16 john mark 12
>>203856093uncultured SWINE
>>203856104hori isnt a slur its just a nickname, like hone or cheeky darkie
>>203856164I'm 99% certain they doIt isn't really a secret meaning that only 4chan chuds would know about, it's more like only boomers DON'T know about it
going to get myself some lunch and yes lads it IS going to be marmite on toast again4 SLICES AS WELLam v hunger
stupid /brit/... be more funny
>>203856180im not gay
>>203856250Oh really? Why did you drop your gay card then?
ive shit about 20 times in the last 4 daysgoing to have to take something to stabilise my bowel
>>203856273I've got something that'll plug it right up x
>>203856218I think most brown people would take offense if you called them a darkie
>>203856196oh never heard of it>>203856209sorry i guess
>>203856276that is the coolest chink i ever saw
matey at work has been fiddling his taxeslittle does he know i know a fella at hmrc
>>203856237Your boss just sounds like a bit of a dullard. My boss is cool but he got his brain melted by this chudapp called rumble. He is the only person who's ever spoken to me about QAnon irl.
i am a non-gay man
>>203856273
haven't seen a fedora post in quite a while *ahem* give me a second
>>203855996what kind of mong gets a flag of 9/11 made
>Your boss just sounds like a bit of a dullard
>>203856305>blokes who look like this in /brit/ are worried about Starmer's tax plans
Finally an extra hour in bed.I've never recovered from losing the hour in Spring.
>>203856305cheeky darkie, you fucking zoomoid. bet you were still in kindy when paul holmes karked it
https://wallaceandgromitvmf.shop/product/feathers-mcgraw-hooide/Really want this but £52 with delivery is pretty mental
there's never quite enough booze for my liking
>>203856416Nah, rorke's really cutting about in these threads bro... blud's cooked
>>203856362he looks like the type of guy to tell you a beard is just make-up for men
>>203856104poor little money fella
Feels like wet concrete is coming out of my ass
>>203856305Thought you were alright but youre obviously a limp wristed darkie lover
>>203856250sex havers dont feel the need to fan boi girl pop stars
>>203856276https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729943077043012.webm
>>203856446You in a union? No? You're in fucking trouble then son
Right lads I'm currently parked near a nursery so no funny business please, don't want a "concerned parent" to look in my window and see something dodgy
white people be likea turkey-apple-cheddar sandwich? mmm yummy yummy
Good session at the dojang. Hurt my toe and fell over twice doing overhead side kicks. But I can do them.
Love farting its probably my third favourite thing with pooing being my second favourite and obviously wanking as my most favourite thing
>>203856465Music absolutely fucks it
>>203856482got any shags lined up?
why cant humans have this power
>Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar
>>203856522>>203856469hmm...
>>203856493for me it's crying
>>203856482No you didn't no you can't you are a fat smelly lonely disabled autistic incel male who can barely walk or dress himself let alone kick anything
Got the ol’ trout in the oven haven’t i
might do the tour of auschwitz and snigger under my breath
I don't think traditionally unhealthy activities affect all demographics in the same way. Drinking and smoking provide perfect examples. In the UK, higher earners are more likely to have consumed alcohol in the past week. However, alcoholism is predominantly associated with people in the lowest socioeconomic strata. Consider Churchill, who drank and smoked heavily every day and was obese, yet lived to 90. In contrast, one can imagine someone from a lower socioeconomic background in the UK today dying of alcoholism or lung cancer at 53, despite similar levels of consumption. What explains this disparity, even when controlling for consumption levels?
>>203856411>>203856457I'm just saying if you call people cheeky darkies in the workplace you would probably get in troubleI got in trouble for saying "retarded" the other dayit isn't like the 2000's anymoreend of an era and all that
>>203856547conquer your hate
>>203856515Demons can do stuff like that ive seen it
>>203856352zoomer trannies do
>>203856567“lol lol as if mate as if”
>>203856499
Unconditional love is psychotic. A fixed idea in a state of denial, disconnected from reality and change. A delusion prioritising stability over all else. Like a stalker and their victim.
>>203856575most likely stress, poorer people have more to worry about where as rich people just have cleaners and stuff. Also better access to healthcare and higher quality food/living standards
>>203856567tour guides face when they see you pull out a calculator
>kbnkbgntbvtr50kwzade.gifnaaaaah blud ain't even got a 4chan foldergo play in the creche kid, you're sitting at the high rollers table
>>203856564dirty river fish
DTFIC >Desperate >To>Fuck>Incel>Canadian
teaching bitches how to swim
>>203856582you a gay boy from Wellington?
>>203856575Probably a combination of lifestyle and genetics
>>203856676you're a virgin despite being a bottom that could lose their virginity in the next hour
trout is only good if its smoked otherwise it does just taste like the filthy river its come out of
>>203856648why do you have to hurt me like this mate
>>203856697Got mental health problems and I was sexually abused as a child
>>203856678WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>>203856567you should stand and the back with your arms folded and make loud snorts and roll your eyes while the guide is talking
>>203856692No but the person who told me off is
the zester from leicester
>>203856593elaborate
>>203856465What is this from?
>>203856713>Got mental health problems and I was sexually abused as a childand? what difference does that make? Having sex provably improves mental health and reduce your sexual stigma.
always thought dido was a yank
>>203856764Carthaginian innit
>>203856676Cope on you molested mindbroken freak
>>203856764Americans don't drink tea.
>>203856671>>203856705Er lads I’ll think you’ll find I haven’t permitted you to criticise the food I’m cooking
wish i had something to do besides play video games and wank
Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug
>>203856823Get into martial arts like me. Join a gym like me. Learn Russian like me. Watch anime like me.
Night lads :3xoxo
>>203856836not falling for this again. it's not a smart mug. he just has a mug with a 1000 dollar bill printed on it
One wedding down and still gfless. I'm not holding out much hope for the next one.
>>203856859Night mate! Good luck with the flirty lass at toil!
>>203856853Okay x discord later?
>>203856773[CHAIR CLATTERING]
need to be in bed in 8 hours to get rested up for toil tomorrow morning
>>203856891I don't use Discord.
>>203856853and how much sex does that get you?
off into town to post something off
>>203856864Wahey
>>203856958Godspeed, little solider :3 :3
Asian women LOVE big white cocks
>>203856949Well a lot of men and women flirt with me on a regular basis.
might cross the channel in a small boat going the other way just to be contrarian
>>203856972not just asian women......
>>203856868Well of course you don't have a girlfriend, you just got married!
>>203856973Don't believe you, what they say and why don't you reciprocate?
>BREAKING: 56 Commonwealth leaders, including Keir Starmer, have signed a statement saying the ‘time has come’ for a conversation about slave trade reparations>Keir Starmer did originally say it would not be on the agenda for the summit and insisted the UK won’t pay
Sir Push Over
reckon i’m the only lad in the world who still wanks to normal stuff
>>203856773Black womanRed man
>>203857032didn't we already go through all this years ago>b-but the great great great grandchildren of the slaves didn't get any cash
>>203857032£180 trillion black hole
sir wet wipe
>>203857032SIR ROLL OVER
Sir Piss Taker
>Robert Jenrick: recognition of the State of Israel should be a requirement to become a British citizen
>>203857032based
listen, uhhh... *checks behind shoulder*anyone wanna buy some cheddar?
>>203857032>the ‘time has come’ for a conversation about slave trade reparationsreckon they’ll just leave it at that
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
>>203857169Yeah I could do with some Do you happen to have four tons?
>>203857136>married to an Israeli-born lawyerahhh yes
The time has come and so have I heheheheh
>>203857195*checks the back of the van*uh yeah mate roughly
>>203857136>>203857212he also said he wants the star of david at every entry point in the UK for some reason
>>203857192here I am stuck in the middle of poo
*starts doing the 'Running Man' in the middle of the thread*
>>203857136least psychotic zionist
>>203857195>>203857226*stops as I walk past you both*Four tongues? Your wife must love you! *gives you a wink and a chuckle and walks off whistling a merry tune*
>>203857230why do jews get a free pass with this? If a Muslim MP made similar demands it would be all over the Sun
>>203857265*cracks you over the back of the head with a kosh and shoves you into the van*
on tripadvisor looking for new hobbies because i'm a boring cunt and a fucking boring bastard
>>203857272I think they prefer the moon
>>203857294think TripAdvisor is where you go to Iook at hotels and that, not find hobbies
ordered a cherry blossom tree for my mums birthday
>>203857285*turns and give you a toothy grin*Blimey, I knew cabs were getting expensive but it's never hurt like this before!
Sir Lamb Shawarma
>>203857272we're also getting a massive Holocaust memorial right next to parliament, to be built on a park that has been preserved for centuries despite it being listed in a conservation area
>>203855525is... is this rorke?
>>203857347>conservation arealooks like a skatepark
>>203857320they have "things to do in this area"
They really should check no-one on telly has voted for Brexit or Reform, we shouldn’t be platforming racists
love this dam
>>203857272the UK legitimised the formation of the state of israelyou should be more concerned that more politicians dont support it
>>203857390it not right
>>203857347
bread
had some peanuts for lunch (salted)
WHAT THE FUCK
>>203855608>>203856115I love it when an animal visibly shows complex emotions in the subtle way that a human mightNot flying off the handle and smashing shit, but just an incredulous side-eye and a heavy sigh.
>>203857325Did she ever get her tits out?
>>203857461the fuck is FFS
>>203857491
Comedians DESTROYING Woke HecklersWoke Discovery
>>203857461Family fronted sex?
>>203857491The Pensions Increase (Pension Scheme for Keir Starmer QC) Regulations 2013
The BACKLASH Against Woke People Finally Started #4UnWoke
>>203857534love a bit of bar mitsvah cake
>>203857514full force shitting
>>203857347I'm of the opinion that memorials should exist in harmony with their surroundings and be graceful and elegant. it's bad enough that we're expected to pretend to feel guilt for something that happened 80 years ago which we didn't even do - but then to make it so ugly is really just a kick in the teeth
>>203857514facial feminization surgery
>>203857514frontal facial surgery
cocks go back tonight
>>203857461>>203857553>>203857514UD thinks:>noun: Facial feminisation surgery, a surgery often undergone by trans-feminine people.That's a male.
>>203857534you just don't know, know
might go to m&s to buy some cookies and other filth to gorge on then fall into bed in a sugar induced stupor
>>203857602Nice boobies
>>203857620ugh... men are pigs
Might rewatch What We Do In The ShadowsFound the movie to be hilarious when I first watched it
>>203857620He looks very flat-chested to me.
>>203857614No! No you must not!
Ok yh the trout did taste dirty but tbf it was out of date
well, rorke?
>>203855296was great till I moved to a different 6th form and got bullied there. I never wanted to move, but parents forced it through. I was texting friends about being in the same form class only to find out nope I'm moving school in late august
>>203857614noooo dont ruin your skinny twink body you're so sexy
>>203857712nope
>>203857712i would but not that grim one
Ah yesLet me just torture myself for hours over 15 suboptimal seconds of conversation
>>203857325>turkwth she looks english
>>203857734haahbet you came across like a right freak and everyone else is still thinking about how freakish you seemed!
>>203857751Nah
>>203857734ktim
yea
>>203857785>>203857785>>203857785
>>203857707your guts are not going to thank you for that one
steven hawking blokehe had a good run
>>203857734ktim KTIM!!
>>203857805That's insensitive. He could not run!
>>203855323damn raygun kinda cleans up nice
Yesterday I peed blood for the second time in my life.
