secret genius edition
Ooo spooky
poo smells lmao
Coughing like a sickly child
Where's mousey?? :p
>>204053670absolute rubbish these videos and yet I too have clicked them, can’t fault the creators work
dogstein is going mental at the trick or treaters
>>204053711>>204053712
well I wonder...do you see me at the pub?I slowly sip my pint (oh)
>>204053709love tights
>>204053751Does Morrissey enjoy the music of Robert Palmer?
>>204053766
>>204053778I don't know
>>204053709This looks just like this 18 year old I used to shag. Very weird.
>204053716>like a black widowa shanequisha who's baby daddy's got merked? wahey
They come to MY house.They knock on MY door.They specifically said to ME “trick or treat, smell our feet”.Yet somehow I’M the weirdo for trying to smell them. Doesn’t make any sense.
>>204053737not funny tho
Do you miss summer in Britain?
>>204053818
>>204053844summer in britain is extremely lovely
went to bed at 8pm utterly shattered and woke up thinking it was 4am or something and that I was going to have a productive morningmade a complete cunt of it
>>204053729watch a proper british made production instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDAeUB1m-Zk
puppywitz is going mental
>>204053844yea fucking hate the dark, cold, fireworks want it all to fuck off
>>204053844Yeah I remember it well. Put my washing out on the line outside and it was dry in just a few hours. It was a good week.
>>204053796You shagged a Sarah Sutton lookalike? Lucky bastard
>>204053818nobody said that to you
>>204053844dont speak swedish so don't know what they are on about
>>204053760National were so based until 1984. Now, 40 years on, they are the most cucked of cuckservatives in the world.
>>204053856Oh really? How come?>>204053876>>204053880>>204053897I see
>>204053818You have the charisma of a damp rag
grammarly and similar assorted programmes are such a scam, and insulting to bootby purchasing their product you're basically admitting to not being competent enough to compose an email
>>204053887Can you prove that in a court of law?
Bought a pack of 10 frozen pollock fillets from Lidl for £4, going to see how they compare to the two Cod fillets from the chiller for the same price.
>>204053889has to get food somehow
>>204053735Release the hounds
>>204053910cause the sun's out til like past 10 at night and the english get into it dressing up all their pubs with flowers, and are clearly soaking in all the vibes while they still canalso 25 degrees there feels different than 25 degrees here, hard to explain
>>204053914Are you telling me they would have let me sniff their feet if I had more skibidi rizz?
>>204053881CORRRRRRRRR
It's Samhain ladsWhen the boundary between the world of the living and of those of the realm beyond is at its thinnest, and the first night of winter.
>>204053962No
>>204053700>>204053710>>204053699>>204053711>>204053737Fatherless on Halloween award
>>204053995it's bloody spring mate
>>204054006I'm a grown man
>>204053995Winter starts December 20th or thereabouts
Will most likely mention 4chan and /brit/ in my upcoming autobiography titled "World's most perfect man"
Surprised you lads aren't out trick or treating
>>204054028very humble
What time will you lads be staying up till? I'm thinking i'll have a late one. No toil on the morrow for me.
>samhainNobody really knows how the ancient people celebrated this. All modern observations are a total fabrication, invented by drugged out mongs in the 50s and 60s, basically no different to other modern religions like trannyism and scientology.
>>204054058It's just one of my many virtues.
>>2040540794am yesterday
get the FUCKING Skyrim ambience music on its bed time for me de liiiids
>>204054093What time is that in England?
>>204054080yeah?
need a mentally ill gf that abuses me and gaslights me into thinking its all my fault and that i have to do better to please her
>>2040540796 more minutes for me and then I'm off. then the thread can be good again
you vill buy the decorations you vill buy the candy you vill oblige some random stranger that knocks on your door or else be ostracized you vill not question it
>>204054120you DO NOT want that trust me. You’ll be fucking miserable I’ve had that
>>2040541099pm?
>>204054120no you absolutely do not
>>204054142miserable twat
I'm gonna watch scary movies tonight after the trick or treaters are done. I started this one about a haunted advent calendar.
>>2040541099am sorry
>>204054120can pay for that experience and it be much cheaper and easier than the real thing.
they say keeping your dick hard without releasing for a long time is bad for your health but I've been doing this for all my life and I guess they're right because sometimes I feel an immense pain behind my bollocks
It's in French but if has subtitles.
>>204054120my sister knew a guy that killed him self because of a woman like that
>>204054181>a guy that killed him selfktim in the future
>>204054144hope you're better off now x
>>204054025I know technically according to astronomists winter is said to begin at the solstice but that's a retarded idea. It is called "midwinter" for a reason. It is literally the depth of winter and has been wintry conditions for over a month or two at that point. To say that, the 15th of December is still autumn is lunacy.The ancient Irish believed there were 4 seasons but not at equal length. They were.Imbolc (February 1) was the start of spring, to Beltane (May 1). Beltane to Lughsnasadh (August 1) was summer, Lughsnasadh to Samhain (October 31st) was autumn, and Lughnasadh to Imbolc was winter. While there was notions of a spring and autumn, the main division was that of the year into a lighter half and a darker half.
spoke too soon about being a shagger, had multiple girls on the go but they all stopped replying at around 11pm or so as they entered the clubs to receive some pole
>>204054151sorry for thinking for myself
>>204054130sleep tight monty >>204054146>>204054164will you be cracking funny jokes and telling anecdotes and stuff?
>>204054152First coherent post I've read from you. I see you've attached a picture so everyone knows it's you (kys)
>>204053844disgusting
>>204054120my mate unironically ended up in the mental ward over this it's not funny
>>204054205No.
right, its time
>>204054203being an antisocial misog isn't original you dullard
>>204054199I don’t make the rules mate, that’s the suns job and we just have to follow them
>>204054203alri gamer
just killed myself fuck sake
>>204054225>>204054181>>204054167>>204054149>>204054144Funny how all you freaks had this same experience, almost like its a pattern in brit users
>>204054199nopethermal massjanuary and february are always gonna be colder than december
>>204054101Comfy.
>>204054152>I started this one about a haunted advent calendar.Name of movie?
>>204054230But I thought Americans were funny like the friends on Friends...
>>204054197I am, found the best gf ever and the thought of the mentally ill one is laughable ( i do occasionally wank over our old sex videos of course)
>>204054225reckon its probably hilarious
>>204054240>>204054251this is the price you pay for being an individual: constant ridicule from the sheep.
>>204054080It was a harvest festival, marking the beginning of the darker half of the year and celebrating the world of the dead originally, but became "All Saints Eve" after Christinisation.Modern neo-Celtic pagans and Wiccans are doing it as a larp but it was a real holiday observed by Gaelic peoples in Ireland and the Highlands of Scotland for centuries. There are sources dating it back to medieval times, and many of the rituals likely have pre-Christian, Celtic origins
>>204054303>best gf ever>wanks over old exscreaming
>>204054225for me it was just a rehab and id have probably ended up there anyway
1st November. Year is almost over. Hardly gained a clue this year. Depressing.
>>204054270I never said it happened to me mate"I've seen this happen in other people's lives"
my mate had that and he couldn't wipe his arse for years without cumming
>>204054270because we are reformed ex-shaggers who discarded the woman blight from our lives to pursue truer happiness.
Still wanktoil to exberg's photos tbf
>>204054303>I am, found the best gf evergood lad happy for you
Felt absolutely zero will to live today
>>204054303You should delete those videos to avoid any potential legal problems
>>204054303horrible cheating ape
>>204054318In my defence I wank over sex videos of all ex gfs and random shags, it’s just a thing
>>204054307what makes you think i ridicule you? im a gamer as well you know
>>204054356were only 3 minutes in
>>204054303Mad how good mentally unstable woman pussy is
Thora Birch is only 14 in American Beauty.
>>204054200Ok and where are you? Some different club?
>>204054383yesterday AND today
admiring my beautiful blue eyes in the mirror, would probably blow my head off if I had disgusting poo brown eyes… YUCK!
>>204054398in my bed, in my childhood bedroom alone x
>>204054249its actually purely culturalwinter is an observable predictable phenomenon caused by earths axis but to say it starts at 21 december is pure conventionnormies will google "when does winter start", see google give the big bold answer as "21 december" taking up half the screen and think oh well that must be right without thinking about it. For me, winter starts in mid november or at the very very latest, 1 december.
>>204054380im sure your "best gf ever" would love to know that
*unzips dick*
>>204054380t.
>>204054396you're making me really jealous :(
never had a woman who would want to film
rorkes drip
>>204054413you're making me really jealous :(
>normies will google "when does winter start", see google give the big bold answer as "21 december" taking up half the screen and think oh well that must be right without thinking about it. For me, winter starts in mid november or at the very very latest, 1 december.
utterly detest my stupid mentally ill freak demon life
>>204054419You’re just chatting shite now “it’s purely cultural” it’s observable and verifiable. What are you smoking lad.
>>204054441never had sex
remember once some kid came to the door saying trick or treat and my dad just looked at him and dead pan said "trick", and the kid just stood there without a scooby what to do or say
>>204054444That was my intention yes
rdr 1 is out on PC
>>204054383exactly
>>204054380you just start recording anytime you have sex? Lol
>>204054457trick or treat is yank rubbish
>>204054451why in your mind does winter start at 21 decemberthat is mid winter
>>204054445exceptional post
>>204054443Bigger cock than Jude too, good on him
>>204054457bullying kids is so funny and cool
>>204054485No but I’ve slept with a fair few women and lots are up for filming it
>>204054450this is me*gives you a hug*
Winter is December-January-February and I won't hear otherwise
>>204054489cheekily (You)ing oneself, we see you lad
>>204054445This outfit would look really cool on a more handsome guy desu.
>>204054445Depends where you live. If you're in Canada then yeah it's probably really cold already when November hits
>>204054487>kids enjoying themselves, making memories, dressing up??>heh, that's all very well and good, but what you are forgetting is, that is YANK NONSENSE!>I am very patriotic and smart, unlike you sheep you see...
>>204054503serious? slags?
>>204054506didn't askdidn't ask for that either
seasons here start on the first of the month. simpler that way
>>204054470why would you do that? my life is hard enough
>>204054488I don’t make the rules mate, we move into the winter phase of our orbit at that time. Medieval Irish calendars have no bearing on that.
>>204054547good isn't itlike the metric system but with seasons
>>204054503Do they like watching it too?
>>204054502in what world is that bullying
Don't get Winter down here on the south coast. It's just a long drawn out gloomy wet Autumn that lasts six months from October till March when Spring begins. Absolutely dire.
>>204054514indeed, i am every canadian flag simultaneously. if you see a canadian flag on this board, it is me.
>>204054535Some slags, some nice girls.
>>204054457that's because he was going to come back later and toilet paper the house and throw eggs at it
American cultural imperialism is objectively evil and destructive to the nations it colonises.
The only thing preventing me from getting a girlfriend and having sex and getting married and raising a family is my intense overwhelming misogyny.
>>204054552My life is actually harder
>>204054591VVVVVGH...
>>204054569better than the freezing cold I reckon
>>204054569Would rather it just snowed the whole time than that
>>204054565Yeah the mentally ill ex gf wanted the videos all sent to her and she would sometimes ask if she could record when I was knobbing her
>>204054569I only get 2 seasons. 90 f or 80 f in the winter . The wind is so fast it's no problem. I punch out bitches.
>>204054625Nice very nice
>>204054614Oh what I would give to just have a couple of months of actual freezing Winter down here to break up the monotony until Summer comes back around.
>>204053670For some reason my family said it's bad that a 98 year old family member is having memory issues and this doesn't normally happen
>>204054606i wouldnt ask you how hard your life is but do you have a sexy arse? because i do
>>204054597yeah well you're the only ones that went and became a bizarre leftist police state worse than California
>>204054667I don’t. Therefore your life is easier
grim little freaks recording sexual intercourse
>>204054561The sun actually reaches its maximum depth in the southern hemisphere and begins its ascent northwards, into the Northern Hemisphere at that point so you are actually wrong, the north begins only to get brighter and longer days from that day onwards. It is the depth of winter, the turning point, not the beginning.Meterological winter, not going off astronomical fixed points, has always given winter to be the months of December, January and February.
mum wanted to watch a movie tonight but I turned her down feel like a dick now
>>204054569its not much better in scotlandit is far colder and windier, rains nearly every day, and looks like chernobyl for 6 months from oct to march, but it hardly ever snows. maybe a handful of days the entire winter.the only good thing about winters are the winter mornings when it is very frosty and cold and dry. they are kino.
eating a steak and cheese pie. Catberg wants some of it and keeps trying to make eye contact with me
>>204054695>begins its ascent northwards>The earth's spin axis is tilted with respect to its orbital plane.
>>204054740fart down it's nose
>>204054712Horrible horrible cunt
note the date upon which the minimum point (midwinter) falls
trying to stay awake so I'm available for the drunk texts and easy to manipulate state that the multiple halloween girls I messaged will be in but I'm not sure I can stay awake much longer, sad
>>204054740Cum on your cat
>>204054675The UK isn't a police state you dunce. The police are nowhere to be fucking seen 90% of the time.We're a lawless wog infested neolib shithole.
>>204054712hope you make up for it
>>204054740had a new zealand mince and cheese pie the other dayfuckin mint
>>204054773Erm actually you're a neocon shit hole.
>samhain wasn't real>winter starts 4 days before christmaswonder what other high IQ takes /brit/ will hit out with tonight
Since it's new year's eve I'd like a girlfriend next year
>>204054695Yes we know the solstice happens at that point, it marks the start of winter, which you appear to have constructed your own meaning for IE ‘the months when it’s darkest’. It’s a season, it doesn’t matter what attributes we assign to it, it’s a period of time defined by our position in orbit relative to the sun, and begins on December 21st.
Trekbros (TOS Trekbros)Is it necessary to watch "The Cage" (the unaired pilot) or should I give it a miss?Seems like Christopher Pike is canon.
>>204054816jewish propaganda
life is so tiresome
>>204054801our fish and chips is better than yours
>>204054773We are in anarcho tyrannyWhere the police will harass normal working people for incredibly petty and victimless crimes, while leaving gangs of criminals, rapes, robberies and big time drug dealers untouched. This is because the police force is underfunded or too scared to tackle real problems.
>>204054856Are you neocon or neolib or both
>>204054816tos is not serialized at all you can jump in basically anywhere and get the plot of the episode. there's like one episode other than the pilot involving him directly iirc.
Notice how at this time, when it's us NEETs posting, the conversation isn't too bad or filled with shite? Further proof that the most destructive members of /brit/ are wagies.
>>204054811astronomically it is a season that runs from then, but all other intensive purposes it runs from mid november/early december to the beginning of marchif you asked most people that aren't astronomists they would agree and not say that winter begins on 21 December. To most human cultures, it begins earlier and the solstice marks midwinter.Cultural and astronomical observations and definitions are two seperate things.
I'm sort of partial to the Halloween theme but not a huge fan of then skeletons distracting me in the corners
The solstice has been known as midwinter since time immemorial.Winter begins as soon as all the leaves have fallen off the trees, and it ends when the first trees come into blossom.
>all other intensive purposes
>>204054905turned it on to yotsuba b as soon as I came here this morning
>>204054921More of a tomorrow man myself
Christmastide is midwinterMy evidence?The Christmas carol "In The Bleak Midwinter"Bosh
>>204054887but im a wagie, i just work afternoons/evenings and im off tomorrow
>>204054921no fun bastard
>>204054901I’ll just take the concession and send you on your way to enjoy your intensive cultural purposes
>>204054908when does autumn happen?
>>204054996Between summer and winter
James Bond but with psychic and telekinetic powers
>>204054996Autumn is when the leaves change colour and fall off the trees. I learned this in nursery.
>>204055005before the leaves fall off the trees? don't think you've thought this through lad
Hugh Dennis, wonder what he's up to these days
keep thinking about that ridgeline. those talibans. cannons to the left of me. cannons to the right. not every man came back that day. sunburned bell
ladslatinx gfyes or no
dude the wall street billionaire and media personality that supports israel is going to save america!
>>204055006make it a woman of colour and you got yourself a amazon approved television series.
>>204055046Plain jane
>>204055046yes but heard they get grim after a while
>>204055054no frick off
>>204055046big yes
>>204055046Yeah
>>204055048see you in 3 days mate
>>204055101on Tuesday night jannyberg just gives up and /int/ becomes /pol/ for 6 hourst. was here in 2016 and 2020
>>204055108immigrant worship and nhs veneration are the core tenants of neo-british paganism
>>204055040He's shagging his co-star from Outnumbered these daysMust be weird
>>204055121That is going to be unbearably grim. I shall not be in attendance.
>>204054933photon for me
so sick of failing at everything I do
>Oxford University student nicknamed 'Future Prime Minister' drowned in full gowns while celebrating end of exams
>>204055151try to failthat way you succeed either way
>>204055046for me its a no
don't get why anyone cares about the electionTrump can only do 4 years
>>204055046I've got a Spanish oneNot for me.Just hanging in there.
>>204055141this one feels less entertaining, cut throat or consequential than any previous american elections I can rememberEven the American public have likely realised that it's all a sham and there lives are just going to get worse no matter if its someone in a red tie or a blue tie in the White House.
>>204055151ktim
>>204053670Me on the left getting absolutely DESTROYED
>>204055175from Spaniards I speak to on /int/ apparently their women are more man-hating feminists than any other country in EuropeYou'd think it'd be the Scandinavians but nah, their women are mentalIf you want a pretty med girl then Italians and Greeks are far less unpleasant
scared the missus, absolute mental
>>204055165Good riddance to bourgeois scum.
I did a 4 year long trump onceStunk the room out. Mumberg gagging, sisterberg crying. Nobody was safe.
>>204055165>was filmed leaping from the bridge – and seen to resurface – but did not make it out of the water. When friends realised he was missing around 45 minutes later they called 999 and the teenager's body was later recovered from the bottom of the River Thames by firefighters.good jobs everyone
>>204055196My bird doesn't hate me like that, she just pisses me off, but all women do that
>>204055213ktim but rape
>>204055211He was black.
>>204055217is there a reason she's dating your pasty arse instead of some spanish hunk?
>>204055196>You'd think it'd be the ScandinaviansNah. I met a Swedish girl and she was really nice and sweet.Don't listen to anti-Nordic propaganda.
>>204055165>Oxford University student nicknamed 'Future Prime Minister'ah yes
>>204055228She's a freak of nature
thinking about all the lads we've lost over the years :/
Must go to sleep nowGoodnight forum
mad how difficult it is to ever enjoy a song again if an unpleasant memory is associated with it
>>204055236tbf there's a feminist party in sweden that gets a significant chunk of the vote
>>204055196for me its the Lebanese
>>204055243Bruh, you type with your keyboard on the floor?!
>>204055239lil nas x
>>204055278fuck you
haha
>>204055266>Pirate Party
>>204055264ktim except with almost anything I do
>>204055046Latinx gf? Yes Latinx wife? No
off to bedmight post about hating my life tomorrow as well (as I do most nights)
>>204055297troons love this game
>>204055299I bet their politicians are like "lowARRRRRRRRRRR taxes" lol
feel like shit. look like shit.
>>204055322
>>204055318big fan, are ya?
>>204055318Troons love most thing autistic men love because they're all autistic men
Thoughts on Willy?
>>204055339Ugly fucking cunt
>>204055349my ancestor
>>204055243modes ban this gore
>>204055343never seen a troon reading a book thoughbeitreckon they all operate on a surface-level wavelength
>>204055362Seethe on
rorke blud...
>>204055339howling how this grifter managed to get millions of rorke spastics to support him this summerforgetting that he orchestrated brexit then ran off to america
>>204055389No one reads books these days to be fair
>>204055398bro is like a cousin to that viral ugly kid with the goofy trump shirt
watching this show called I Am A Killer on the ol 'flix.There's a number of people who are shocked that people often die when they get shot.
Fucking hate Christmas these days. It's so commercialised and so infantilised that it makes me sick. Doesn't even have the dignity to snow either on this godforsaken island, think only once or twice in my whole life has there been snow on Christmas Day.
>>204055398ohmydayslmao
>>204055402leftymongs still making this dull non-argument in 2024 are they
where do you buy your clothes?every shop i go into has a really small range of mens clothing and styles
>>204055402He didn't run off to America though, you always trot out this stale old lie leftypol
>>204055384Modes are foggets
I would have sex with the slaves (women) as well
>>204055419Reading a book right now ty
>>204055423Don't really know what you're on about, my Christmas hasn't changed significantly for about a decade at this point
>>204055452Hmm don't think you are mate
>>204055440i don't remember the last time i bought clothes. been wearing the same shit for over a decade
>>204055423literally not even a fun holiday anymore>always stressful at work>bevvying too much and eating too much so you end up feeling awful and gaining weight>always stressful buying presents for people, spending lots of money, trying to get christmas organised>lots of people end up with family drama at christmas>no new christmas culture, same rehashed songs from decades ago and just repeating the home alone movies and other hollywood flicks>people hardly even go to church on christmas anymore, something even atheists and leftists used to donot all its cracked up to be
browsing the web is like reading a book
>>204055398Where do these people get the confidence
>>204055196love hair Greek girls
>>204055483Sounds like a lot of you problems that are probably bubbling away and raising their ugly heads all year long
>>204055483need about three generations to die out before this garbage social ritual is put in the dust bin of history
>>204055349Very indifferent to him, honestly. Edward the Confessor was a fucking spastic and The Godwinsons were low-IQ psychopaths. The Anglo-Saxon aristocrats frankly deserved to be replaced.
this just in: holiday centred on making kids happy "was more fun when i was a kid", claims resident /brit/ genius
idk whether to crack this last beer brosbeen pub already, quite steaming as it were
>>204055483i like when they play classic films on TV they normally wouldn't have on
>>204055516not a very patriotic attitude mate
>>204055500autismthey are literally retarded and socially oblivious while being obsessed about thingssame people you would see wearing anime outfits in publicthey do not care because they cannot conceptualise how they would appear to others, but this isn't the charming non chalant attitude because they are still unable to hold a conversation and are weird.why most of you here don't have autism and are just timid and awkward with low self esteem
dogberg unhappy with the fireworks and is letting me know it
>>204055526>been pubGOOD lad
>>204055516The Godwinsons were good rulers and England would have been better off had they stayed in power
>>204055553Pop a shock collar on him and tell him to zip it
trump might actually invade us and remove poo barmer if he wins
>>204055555quints confirm based pub culture forevermore ++
>>204055511such as?I get on well with my family, it's just the truth you hear it all the time. It's a stressful and awkward time for many people and they are either working their arses off, skinning themselves to get gifts and trying to get organised for one day of presents, drinking and a big dinner.
>>204055423you are 30 years old. time to grow up. crimbo is about the kids youll never have you nonce, not for grown men to pout about
here we are..... the last /brit/, the grand finale...
>>204055165>At about 18:52 BST police said he was filmed jumping into the water and was not found for more than an hour.>A student said they saw the 19-year-old resurface immediately after jumping in, but after two minutes had not got back to the river bank.>About 40 minutes later students called the emergency services to report him missing and he was pulled from the water at 20:10.>Police said there was about 200 people at the scene.How the fuck did 200 of waht should be some of the smartest young people in the UK not call the emergency services or at least throw in a life preservers before the 40 minute mark?
>>204055599If you can't handle Christmas you're either a manchild or a povvo mong and in both cases you need to get a clue
>>204055637>>204055637
dont even link the new. just let the general die.
>>204055440tesco/sainsburys and marks&spencers for the most part
>>204055580>England
>>204055615Bodied the clown
>>204055384its ketchup
