the a
>>204417162Beautiful painting. Really love this. Very painterly and nice to look at. Is this your favourite painting? Who painted it?
Shitting myself rn
weigh my ass
Been to gym. Went up to 50 kg on seated leg press so get in.
dogshit editionless australian new
Day 2 off weed.
I think everyone at work is autistic
>>204417219more aesthetic with no edition look how nice that looks on the 'log
found the cake that mum brought in for her charity coffee morning tomorrow. she snuck it in and thinks I didn't see it, but I did, and I scoped out her hiding place for it. will take the dog out for a walk in a bit, but on a different route so I can throw the wrapper in a local bin. she will challenge me and will rummage for evidence but I will stand firm and deny everything
Catch flights not feelings
>>204417262Psychiatrist are we?
I've been here 40 years
this album sound like ass
>>204417295no I work in the legal sector
>>204417217(to the tune of black betty by ram jam)ooh sacked tranny bamalamooh sacked tranny bamalamsacked tranny had a shite bamalamthe damn thing smells vile bamalam he's always stinky bamalam he's big and hairy bamalam woah sacked tranny bamalam yeah sacked tranny bamalam
>>204417336Hard to tell the difference really
>>204417217pussy weight
Cuddly Christmas with the gf edition
broke my leg about 4 years ago and it STILL fucking hurts
>>204417403Nubian Batons
>>204417429howd you break it
>>204417429builds character though doesn't itsuffering is good for you
>>204417268
>suffering is good for youcope
>>204417450Snapped the bone
hmmmmmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731323354797991.webm
Sir
theyre still trying to make dune movies and shows and theyre all SHIT
>>204417476this guy understood that concept well enough. why can't you?
>>204417456fuck off yank >>204417450workplace accident innit. had about 4 months off work and all
>>204417522Dune Prophecy on the 19th
Saw some big chebs earlier
>>204417539someones gotta stop you nigga
>>204417539>demented yank school shooterah yes what a good rolemodel
>>204417522the boardgame is pretty good
gherkin night shift started
dune more like poo
Diego in?
White Snickers
>>204417394never, knowing how sweaty tents get when you've slept in one i think i'd boke at the smell
why would a tranny be posting here when Reddit exists
8 bum rings like i'm sha shagger manks,sha shagger manks, sha sha shagger manks
>>204417547its being made in the framework of the villeneuve films so i dont have much hope for it
>>20441749615? That is effing mental
>>204417623That is Grace Kelly in the film Rear Window
>thought about her againoh dear
>>204417653women hit puberty at 9 years old and look like theyre 25 at 15 these days
>>204417573>>204417582Had more balls then you. Keep killing yourself and coming here thinking anyone gives a shit. They're laughing at you
>>204417522Nah they're good
>>204417584just got massive ick from this post
did another poo award
bought my christmas wines from virgin
>>204417647Not in the least bit going to be interesting but I'll give the first episode a watch anyway.Best bit of TV I've seen for years has been Yellowjackets.
michael plastics
Having shits and giggles but mostly shits and not really any giggles at all
sacked tranny's knees bending the wrong way on the leg press machine, crippling him for life
>>204417766roflcopter
I live on a main road and outside my windows I hear the gutteral sounds of urban decay. A mother wailing in the strangled tongue of estuary English pleads with her non-verbal autistic son to stop running up and down the stairs. He does not listen to her and now I have to listen to him.An assemblage of teenagers (the pessimists would uncharitably call them a gang) are gathering at the local golf course with the intention of unleashing their belated collection of fireworks into the abyss, terrorising the night sky and the local pets. I cannot escape the feeling that they derive enjoyment from the collective misery that they impose upon the rest of us. Nothing can or will be done to stop them.By midnight the tunnel underneath the railway station will become host to a number of echoing sounds. A drunk will bellow out indecipherable grunts against the perceived injustices of his life, and at some point long after the last train has left, there will be the thundering footsteps of somebody running for reasons left to the frightened imagination.Nocturnal Foxes prowl into the driveways below and begin to clash with one another, shrieking away like one of Jack the Ripper's victims. Once in a while they set off an ultrasonic alarm set up by an old age pensioner, who is unable to hear the deafening screech of his own device. This will go on for a further five minutes.I hate it here, yet I am here forever.
It’s twiglet season lads.. getting plump for Xmas me
Nothing's good! Everything is shit!No it's worse than shit - IT'S SHITE!EVERYTHING IS SHITE EVERYTHING IS SHITE ERRYFING SHITE ERRYFIN SHITE ERRYFINSHITE
ladshow prevalent is workplace bullying cause i literally hear stories about it everywhere
>>204417752
>>204417752yeow that's gotta hurt!
>>204417810wouldn't know as i'm not one of life's victims
>>204417798fucking gangbangers, ya gotta love em
>>204417806Quintessentially anglo post
>>204417806
pumping the dumbo animated movie soundtrack
My boss told me that he wants to stuff my arsehole full of paperclips and he'll give me a 20% pay riseIs this legal?
>>204417695Kys gingerpedo
>>204417844ick
>>204417733same also yellowjackets was pretty goodtv right now you really need to dig to find good stuff cus everything is low profile these days, im sure theres a couple good shows currently in production i just cba looking
>>204417844lol mongoloid, take it you're the bully then just to save yourself?
APPLEBOTTOM, WITH THE FUR
>>204417867You're still here?
gingerpedo giving life advice about being tough when he's too chicken to rape children and just vaguely posts about it here all day
>>204417798>Once in a while they set off an ultrasonic alarm set up by an old age pensioner, who is unable to hear the deafening screech of his own device.those things should be fucking illegal, i hate old cunts so much
>>204417879Perhaps try not being a pseud, loosen the steangehold of autism and enjoy something
>>204417927shant
>>204417908This is the guy that that loses his shit when someone mentions they smoke blunts (hes totally not a pussy)
>>204417927>Just enjoy thingsDespise people like you
gonne watch motd2 while i cook
intercural with leng asian tingpaizuri with greng white ting
might move out next year. Need an upgrade
>steangeholdPlease just stfu
Need Emma Watson to plop out a big poo onto my face.
>>204417947>loses my shitI called you the n word and you reported me for racism like the twink manlet faggot that you are so I had to serve a 3 day ban
Gingerpaedo on the bradders again
just done a big gay wank over some drawn lesbians
>>204418057Can guarantee you it wasn't me that reported you.
She hit the floor,Shawty got low
Reading up about the Holocaust.
>>204418074Plain jane
*goes for a crafty nose-pick when nobodies looking*
i've just invented an innovation
>>204418085what characters
>>204418107Why's that
>>204418130no idea dont watch anime or play japanese computer games
Kicked out of the public library for moving all the holocaust books to the fiction section.
>>204417695projecting much?
>>204417630yeah that's what I thought too
>>204418107What's that?
>>204418157but you wank to cartoon lesbians
he hit the floor,next thing ya know, rorke had got low low low low low low low low
>>204418102 what could it mean?
>>204418221...yh
Just realise my hobbies really are a waste of time and I was only kidding myself into thinking they were fulfilling It's all about the career at the end of the day, that's what makes a man
>>204418190Fair assertion
Not even horny anymore me. just not bothered
>>204418248NEET is the best career
>>204418234Moriarty and dixon hill on the holodeck,Gay.
the chicken pasta was very nice. nice change to the usual beef or pork i use
mad how they reinvented the convection oven and sold millions
The difference being im man enough to admit it. Honestly, can you say the same?
Sir Time Waster
>>204418301but u don't hear me tho
>>204418248this is the fate of all hobbymaxxers unfortunately the only exception is those who train their children in said hobby from a young age so they can make a career out of it
>>204418301You too have watched the new Technology Connections video I see.
Once, Timmy dreamed he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering about, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know that he was TimmySuddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Timmy. But he didn't know if he was Timmy who had dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming that he was Timmy. Between Timmy and the butterfly there must be some distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.
Alright lads WAHEY
autism jeanscrepes for the spergsgot the whole club rushin to the door
>>204418248The hook comes from sharing the experience with othersDoing it alone is sometimes hard
>>204418301Yes because it works better than most installed convection ovens
>>204418344Sir Kys gingerpedo
>>204418301watching that video right now
Sir Trend Setter
>>204418057The reason you type out the n-word online like a little bitch is because you don't have the balls to offend people in real life
playing timesplitters 2 and eating mini pork pies
>>204418375t. dropped 60 big ones on a gimmick
Sir Cock Wanker
Sir Bell Pepper
>>204418411you wouldn't know a big one if it slapped you about the face and shagged your tonsil raw
>everyone raving about a video>put it on>gay faggot voice'ry time
>>204418406You don't know me Also I don't know any pedophilic necrophiliacs in real life
Troi bent over at Risa, Riker crying in the shower
I invented the "there's no such thing as an air fryer gimmick years ago"
>>204418437was that meant to be funny or
saw a tranny earlier that was about 6'4 with heels on. Hideous lanky gangly freak.
>>204418474Don't remember that one desu
>>204418475Or what? Arousing? That's up to you
Scranning a cheeky box of ‘tesers x
>>204418423holy fuck she's cute
>Mormons live 10 years longer than the average American and report higher levels of health, income and happiness.Take the Joseph Smith pill lads.
you all should close this tab and do literally anything else.
need a gf that looks like a butch lesbian but is actually straight
>>204418504What is your height and weight?Why did you restop pretending to have moved to Spain?
got 99 problems
>>204418491https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/there%27s%20no%20such%20thing%20as%20an%20air%20fryer/page/2/little over 2 years ago to the day in fact
>>204418477Yeah seen one of those round where i amI mean for fuck sake what are they thinking
>>204418520Was thinking of reading War and Peace.
>>204418449Okay little bitch
apparently it's quicker for a letter to get to australia than to anywhere in europe. what's the logic there?
>>204418501can we consult your mum lad she’s the expert on all things arousing
just don't get these pepes, don't understand them, what do they mean?
>>204418546its a fetish
>>204418521Same except she's bi and I get to watch her cuck me with other women
>>204418520
>>204418574Okay, she says you're bent
>>204418574sent that freak into orbit
>>204418576pearpe
>>204418541that's a different gimmick though isn't it
>>204418514no point since they got rid of the multiple wives thing
Some men are women born in the wrong body.Get over it, Rorke.
>>204418521that's the dream
Beat It by Michael Jackson is a great masturbation song.
>>204418605Dunelm
>>204418602you playing with your dolls again lad?
>>204418621same insightful point being made
oh no wait it's the other way around because you have to post it sooner. i understand now
mental how mousenonce starts posting in /cum/ exactly the same time nappynonce starts spamming this thread just such a weird coincidence
>>204417364(to the tune of aqualung by jethro tull)sitting on a park bencheying little girls with bad intentsnot running down his nosegreasy fingers smearing shabby clotheshey, rat gimpdrying in the cold sunwatching as the frilly panties runhey, rat gimpfeeling like a dead duckspitting out pieces of his broken luckwhoa, rat gimp
Had a dream about this fit girl from uni who I once went out with but then she brutally rejected me, not the first time I've dreamt about her but I always feel sullen the whole day I know i'm being a pussy about it but it's mad how social rejection really lasts with you
test says you're an air fryer pal
>>204418605that’s not what she said when she was Bent over
Discuss
>>204418669Kek this one works better.
>>204418675Like branding the heart
>>204418711
>>204418711FilterDisable stubsRest easy knowing he is wasting his life and is black irl
>>204418686that's a funny one
>>204418711The new anti-spam measures have worked great. You just have to make sure you’re reporting his posts.
>>204418777
>>204418744looks like the mc nugget characters
>>204418774there is zero probability that he is black
>>204418689...in laughter at how much of a spastic you are
>>204418744Somebody call Super Mario!
>>204418802I don't know, he strikes me as a black incel IRL
Belgium spammer, why do you support the rapist known as Yung Filly?
>>204418805yeah mate, laughter, that’s what the noise was. keep quiet in your smelly room and listen to us.. laugh
https://voca.ro/17H0GzefEm0e
leavea belgium to me! wahoo!
oof marone I look terrible
i'm happy for ruby that she got to go to oxford.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcdIqTFgWRA
>>204418839What a complete waste of a vocaroo.
>>204418839https://voca.ro/1iLuKmHeaTLa
who spilt urine here?
What's the video about air fryers you've all been watching
>>204418827yeah that's why he never posts a pic of his skin or makes a vocaroobecause he's a real hood nigga doin it for da culture
might try getting into hip hop
just hit the nonce alarm
go on then rorke. spew your race-based hatred
>>204418914Hip hop and fuck off
shagging a shite
Listening to Aqualung by Jethro Tulldoo doo doo doo dooo
>>204418914Ew
>>204418839poo sounds lmao
>>204418711this >>204418774 basically
turn out and slamand welcome to the space jam
>>204418931this post gave me the ick
>>204418931ethered dat nigga
Remember the year 2002that was mental
>>204418931demolished that jacob
I was born in January 1996
2002 felt like it would last forever
>>204418978literally would have been still sucking on my mothers tits or something. what do you remmber ??
so, uhhhh, why's he called "spainlad"
>>204418978yeah final fantasy x came out
>>204419016same, was shagging her too
>I was born in January 1996
>>204419049Wincestester Abbey
I was 45 in 2002.
latex gf
So over for us zillenials
>>204419011FOLC
Remember 9/11 me
Can you all shut the fuck up?
>>204419021it's what he calls himself, nobody else called him that, endearing nicknames like "-lad" are given by other posters but since he's an autistic reject and this place is his entire life he just calls himself that to try fit in, and because he thinks he's an actual canon persona lol
was playing MU Online in 2002
>>204419139What sort of a fraction is that.
>>204418875answer the question
>>204419162I see.
I am a canon persona
>>204419213new camera
>>204419162this is gonna hurt his feelingsmeltie all night now
>>204419233*click*
I am a volecel
i am junglelad i come frim the junglee
>>204419303Careful.
Everyone knows me here haha x
>>204419213so desperate to fit in arent you x
>>204418781Just report as spamming/flooding?
How does your gf greet you when you get home?
>>204419354Yes
you alrady ready know whwa ti its sits mr keay gee yeaj I dooooo say one for the kilkers and pikelers hjahjaaaaaa and so mnmnemenemen maa I got barr I go real fast in my cho choo caar tiny cokced men be sayin wat the rass as I drift right passt cum skin I got the n word pass girl called me chud ya know she got glassed coz all the men are maga real lads jezza and tristram on the lager big mounds of coke ya know what happens afterrrr yeah shagging the girl I got good game like pokemon pearl deepthroating her peg nearly hurled but I'm back on track in the white man world
>>204419303There's this youtube rorke philosopher named Aarvoll and he has chad facial aesthetics.https://youtu.be/7vizkqjz0N8
need some new trainers
>>204419315no
>>204419368waving a gun
>>204419338.....................................yh x
>>204419368haven't met her yet
>>204419396massive ick off this post
>>204419368This looks like a skit for No country for old men
may buy myself a chessboard
>go outside jfs everywhere>log the fuck on to /brit/ jfs everywhere
>>204419440I wish you'd ick off this earth
my name earl
>>204419479ergh ick
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR XMASGF KEEPS ASKINGIDK IDK IDK IDK
Absolutely hate Moo DengWould love to see that stupid fat fucking hippo sliced in two by a chainsaw
>>204419505Three year 4chan passI got mine recently and love it, got loads of use out of it already lmfao
>>204419505"Whatever you think I'll love"
Is this true?
>>204419509if you like moo deng then you ain't white, sorry I don't make the rules
Traditional power metal from the 1980s.
>>204419505my gf has already done loads of shopping for my Xmas presents and I’ll be waiting until the week before Xmas to shop as is tradition
>>204419538what am I looking at here?
>>204419505big green sweater with rudolph the reindeer on it
Love using my VPN It's like traveling the world but from the comfort of my bedroom :3
ok duckduckgo when is it black friday
For Christmas I want some Givenchy, some Fendi, Prada, Dior, little bit of Valentino. You know what I'm sayin
>>204419538dont know
got perfect score on todays travelme thing game
Duckduckgo in a private browsing window
>>204419622Basic bitch
>>204419538yeah probablyi'm suffering rn
Saturn looking GOURGEOUS tonight to the right of the moonBeautiful cunt
>>204419729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO5sB56rfzA
going on a little walk i reckon
>>204419775bit late? Blacks about at this hour
>>204419729Saturn is satanic
>>204419775incelwalk?
Just had the weirdest fucking dream
>>204419786Saturnic
86K
stupid /brit/make funnier posts
>>204419786You’re thinking of Venus, the morning star. Associated with women and also the devil.
>>204419811ick
>>204419785you're pathetic>>204419808not an incel. i've had sex thank you x
Might go for a cheeky incel walk whilst reading
>i've had sex thank youSaid the biggest virge ever
>>204419811tells us about it darlin
bit rude
>>204419853massive ick
smoking a marly b
>>204419835I went to visit my favourite prozzie but she told me she wasn’t comfortable seeing me privately that day and that her boyfriend was going to be sitting outside (a rorke looking fella) which I wasn’t super happy with but decided to let it go.We got into business but just before she rode me she said she had to end the session early because she was worried I might have something so I never got my nut.I remember feeling that I was happy that she didn’t charge me for that before I woke up.
Deadlifts done, 170kg x 5. Will be at 200kg for reps in no time. Grim that there are 17 year olds who can do this with ease.
Everyone gone on their incel walks
>>204414483>>204414483>>204414483
Going on an incel wank
Walking the plank
>>204420070>>204420070>>204420070
