Songs from the Big Chair edition
>>204420070What if British people sang like how they talk? That would be so fucking funny.
Thinking about all the lost productivity during the 2 minute silence today
luv me a cheeky shag with sum chav bird slag innit
cant do mental arithmetic
£15.50
I thought my life was fairly bleak but it's actually not that bad compared to some of the stories I hear from other people I knowLike what, you say. Just run of the mill grimness. People trapped in abusive marriages. Alcoholics. Affairs and that. All stuff that centres around the family really. Maybe loner incels are saving themselves some pain
Yarrrr me mateys, where be the plundarrrr
Brits be like “luv me a cheeky shag with sum chav bird slag innit”
Oisín's wife
looking at rabbit videosnot wanking just looking
>bought a bloody fancy lamp>it brings me little joy>mumberg brought me £3 fingerless gloves like homeless people have because it's November and I'm freezing>in fucking love with themsometimes the best gifts are the cheapest ones lads
>>204420184don't like the taste of gammon myselfjust ultrathick bacon without the crispiness really ent it
>>204420191>abusive marriages>Alcoholics>Affairsall their choices
>>204420216one time I saw a rabbit you know
does my head in that my mum will just not consider doing stuff properlygets a dog and has no idea how to look after itgets a wood burner and has no idea how to properly use it etc.
>>20442018415 and a half quid for that? get real bazza
can't exercise anymore because I have groin skin grafts
>>204420224you're not wrong thereyou're not bloody wrongyou know what's also shiteroast beeflest I'm eating in a carvery it's always tough as fucking leatherseems to be the most difficult thing in the world to cook
Bought my first house and I absolutely regret it so much
>>204420255did you get to feel itwild or petwhat flavour
>fingerless gloves
there's this big family holiday we were meant to have that kind of got shafted by covid and then again to 2025 for some reason or another and truth be told I can't really be arsed to go just hope it gets delayed again or I have an excuse or somethingfamily holiday is kind of bleak when you're all old and childless
>>204420256Imagine judging your own parent
>>204420255My sister was born with rabbit feet.She had myxomatosis
>>204420281Why lad?Share with Auntie Rachel
ALL THE TRUE GANGSTERS KNOW
imagine how disappointed heathermong's parents are
>>204420295since you willingly got colonised by indians I can't take anything a leaf flag says seriouslyat least when you were chinese it came with qt girls
Why do I say such stupid things why can’t I just be a normal person.
love drinking beer me. drinking one right now
>>204420318Hi Rach. It's a bit smaller than the place I was renting for years, but the place I was renting is in a nicer town and I could never afford to buy there so it was never an accurate representation of where I could be living. I also feel like it's a bit pricey for the size it is, even though I know if I didn't buy now I'll just miss out as prices continue to get worse.
really want a fight and a fuck with some thug bantu niggas
>>204420281the mild fear that you can't just call a landlord now does eventually go(only to be replaced by a larger fear when things go wrong)
>>204420304imagine posting talmudic nonsense
>>204420396thug headhunter
>>204420391mortgage cost?
>>204420281redpill me on it so I don't have to feel bad about not buying a house ever
>>204420367weak bait
I still want the big city jobJust minus the big city
anyone else notice a big shift where you used to be funny witty remarks in response to your post but now /brit/ is far more hostile, people looking for genuine arguments. Are people getting angrier in the world?
heh look at this
>>204420376what did u do now
>>204420441Cunt
>>204420424£720. Rent was £900 and likely to rise again in Jan
absolutely love derry girls
>anyone else notice a big shift where you used to be funny witty remarks in response to your post but now /brit/ is far more hostile, people looking for genuine arguments. Are people getting angrier in the world?
Deadlifts done, 170kg x 5. Will be at 200kg for reps in no time. Grim that there are 17 year olds who can do this with ease...
trying to get good at tacos. spicy poo tomorrow x
>204420475strange incel post
>>204420443lol look at that
>>204420472well that isn't that bad at least and the females must love a man with his own house
>>204420443Thought it was bollocks
>>204420495
>>204420484Looks alright but you need to cut your veggies smaller for the salsa
>>204420449Walking my dog down this alleyway, a girl walks past with her dog she said “hi” and I literally said “heya” like a fucking American.
love and i mean LOVE water, lads
>>204420457would fucking ring your neck
>>204420527You wouldn’t be able to live without it.
>>204420527Tepid on water myself.
>>204420527ever stuck your knob in it
got the dr dre 2001 on
>>204420545Only thing you've ever rung is the virgin bell
I remember in Primary School (20 years back now) being forced to watch videos of Africans walking miles and miles to slurp on some dirty waterThat still happening or did they figure that all out then?
>>204420396true warrior you aremen need to get back to this culture
>>204420501True. It's just the size that's getting me. I know it's silly. The living room is 5m x 3m which could fit inside the living room of my rental. Like, who cares, its just a place to sit on a sofa and watch TV, it's not like I have people over or anything. I think I've just got used to the life I had in the rental. Need to remind myself it was never mine and think of it more like a long hotel stay
anyone ever held their hands up and just admitted black men fuck better
>>204420104kneel
why are my only two modes to overeat and fell like shit or not eat for a few days and subside on ciggies, coffee and one apple
>>204420603your mum answered swiftly
>>204420618aye and conceptualise the long term gains by owning something instead of fattening landlordberg's pockets
>>204420643Not as quick as yours
>>204420627that's how the ancient man, the real man, was
how does he keep doing it every day for years doesn't it get boring
>>204420627kektim
>>204420667How about you fuck off
>>204420667rubbish, sort your patter out I’m not continuing this with a man of such little imagination
>>204420690Can't unring that bell mate
uhhhh
>>204420697err, does this lad know we can see his willy?
Did LSD today
>>204420618Do you have a garden?
>>204420697that lady appears to have a willard??
going to Romania for an entire month on January 12th. Probably just going to sit in the Airbnb and browse 4chan all day
>>204420730acid is always fun. im completely opposed to its legalisation mind, normies shouldn't even think about touching it.
ah... hello all
listening to burial
>>204420748why
>>204420748are you meeting Mr. Tate?
>>204420768finally, he's here
>>204420745nah that's an optical illusion
>>204420768here comes trouble
Did you know that a majority of those sentenced to burnings in the Middle Ages died chiefly from smoke inhalation
>>204420763yeah same. I do think psychedelics shouldn't be propagated. A lot of people I've met over the years who were into that whole shrooms/dmt scene were just people that lost their mind and their soul pursuing some fantasized spiritual awakening
>>204420748going to Romania for an entire monthwhy lad
>>204420782gonna work my way through bucharests working girl population
>>204420396You would lose pitifully
>>>/gif/28110651
>>204420659Yeah I keep telling myself that. Ultimately it's worth it and I don't have to stay here forever. It's just a scary thing as a first time buyer making such a huge purchase>>204420736Yeah and my own private parking. Again, not a huge garden but it's a nice little patch with a tree in the back and unlike a lot of houses it doesn't feel like you're being overlooked by other neighbours, nice and private yknow
>>204420697corrrrr>>204420823ewwww
Alright guys? Having some dinner. Going to be doing some uni and russian studying afterwards.Fat sister gone to A&E as she fell over twice at work (within an hour) and wants an X-ray. She still finished her shift at work, came home, walk upstairs and walked downstairs before getting a taxi to the hospital so can't be that bad.
>>204420744I love girls with Tatts so much bros.What tatts should I get myself?
>>204420475you gotta give it to him he really is a handsome fella
>>204420829mmhmm
>>204420810Don’t know. Got nothing going on in my life. And Airbnb has a discount if you book for a month
>Gary Lineker is to quit Match of the Day at the end of the season and will leave the BBC following the 2026 World Cup.
>>204420517Is that a CHINESE wife?
>>204420864>Having some dinner.what are you having?>Fat sister gone to A&E as she fell over twice at work (within an hour)screaming
>>204420522she was giving you an in mate. you blew it
>>204420104we do?
>>204420829Not even that huge of a Willard, not sure why you'd fuck yourself over that. Mine is about an inch shorter
>>204420878as good a reason as any
>>204420789>>204420800how are you going lads
SCREAMING>>>/sp/145599344https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1731341396050420.png
>>204420879Alan Hansen goneMark Lawrenson goneIan Wright goneGary Lineker goneAlan Shearer all on his own
>>204420786Maybe I will see him
London Road, 1965 and 2024
Timmy's hole world
>>204420879least he waited til jenas was sacked
>>204420070
>>204420879time for a career in politics!
>>204420834Once you get settled you will enjoy it moreTook me a few years to finally come to terms with the deficiencies of my house but now I am more positive and thinking of all the ways I can improve it For a while I dreaded having to deal with it and it felt small, but as I have found a place for everything it feels cozyGardening really helps, too, if you have the time and patience
>>204420885Chips, salad, chicken and a few slices of mature cheese.
>>204420864how do you find motivation to russian sstudy
>>204420878yeah why nothope you enjoy and have some wacky alcohol fuelled adventurees
>>204420929Shame innit, end of the programme really if we're being honest. Died years ago but Lineker (who is a cunt) going means that last link is basically gone
>>204420935Silly cunts, they're going the wrong way
Any tradies in?Do Brits really plaster over drywall (what you call plasterboard)? Why? Just to keep plasterers in business? Drywall is already flat. The whole point of introducing it was to make laborious plastering unnecessary. You can just skim and sand the joints and the wall is perfectly ready to paint.I understand that it makes sense to plaster bricks and blocks and you people have more of that even on interior walls, but watching UK tradies on YouTube I see them plastering drywall on stud walls which is an insane waste of effort IMO.
>>204420890Doubt it. It’s a dark alley and our dogs barked at each other she probably felt she had to say something I’m such a stupid idiot
>>204420864Why are you studying Russian again?
Bold Street, 1953 and 2024
>>204420977state of you
>>204420969I'm doing a module at uni for russian which helps. I also watch Russian TV and films. Currently watching To The Lake on Netflix which is a russian TV show.
>>204420972I genuinely preferred it on that one week where it literally just the highlights and no punditryall the goals done and dusted in 25 mins must save a fortune too
>>204420928this is what I mean about other people's lives putting mine into perspective
>>204420961Thanks lad that's comforting
Ranelagh Street, 1941 and 2024
pooing and the sounds ckming out of my ass sound like a cat in distress also the smell is horrible
>>204420986I'm interested in Russian and Slavic languages in general. I also like the culture, history and russian media.
>>204421027You'll never leave Leicester you freak.Russians would slaughter you if they met you.
>Irish man 'confesses to killing US nurse and stuffing her into a suitcase' before doing an internet search on 'pigs eating bodies and dumping her near lake' in Hungaryhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14068915/Irishman-killed-nurse-holiday-Hungary.html
>>>/pol/488095365BAAAAAAAAART!
>>204421051fascinating pictoral
end of an era
Irish diaspora befriend blacks and Asians
>>204421071You do realise most russians would fucking hate you right. I’m saying this from experience from somebody who knows many russian immigrants.
Scotland has the only capital city in the world that isn't fucking terrible
>>204421103I didn't do it
>>204421032Also my advice is, if you haven't already, purge everything you don't need or particularly like from your house ASAPClutter has such a big psychological impactSeasonal decorating is also comfy even if minorTis the season and all
>>204420977You'll see the lines of the boards when you paper or paint it. One of the reasons why it's plastered. Also, each board is flat but they aren't always flat when placed together, more of an issue if the wall runs out, so you still need to plaster it.
>>204420928Oh my days that’s my wall I posted that on here years ago
>>204421123categorically untrue
>>204421123been to them all have you?
>>204420982the only thing idiotic about you is how much you beat yourself up for absolutely meaningless interactionsit's narcissistic that you think your actions deserve so much analysisstate of you
Liverpool rooftops, around 1911 and 2024
>>204421122work in heavy industry do you lad
>>204420977Do they plaster the whole thing or just the seams? Here we only plaster the seams and then sand it so you can't see them after being painted
2025 is actually gonna be a fkn movie for me. Just so you know
>>204421105is he really that important to the whole affair
>>204421228Whole thing
>>204421218what's that in his hand
>>204421078>>204421122Doubt it. I'm pretty, charming and have the gift of the gab.
>>204421207another fascinating pictoral
>>204421218i like how rorkes and trannies both hate this little goblin
>>204421248That is retarded lol
>>204421196I’m not a narcissist I think it’s called being self aware
>>204421249>>204421263MACED
>>204421245bit of an institution i supposeand presented during motd peak hansen/lawro era
>>204421207Ah yes, the Irish city
letting my sleeping dog lie
>>204421217Hospitality actually. Didn’t know it was a thing for russians to work there.
Anyone else wear clothes until they simply stop existing? The hole in my pyjama trousers on the arse cheek is so big now that I can get my hand through.
>>204421292shes going to be arrested for attacking a federal agent
>>204421314What's their name?
no proof sacked tranny can speak any russian or is attending university whatsoever no idea why anyone entertains that freak's obviously fake and gay blogs
>>204421337leave it on X next time yeah?
>>204421284self aware is one thing, you take it to the extreme of self obsession, look at you, worrying about the passing utterance of one single word to a stranger, who will never even think of you again
Timmy's rizz
>>204421372Ever shag her up the arse?
>>204421355seething little groypoid
>>204421345nigger
>Alan Hansen gone>Mark Lawrenson goneas a non football watcher i have literally never heard these names before
>>204420857fat
so ugly and evil lads
heya
>>204420070Not canadianVpn should be banned
>>204421396Liverpool FC legends so not worth remembering
>>204421372oh my days
It's the combination of the extreme cross-eyes, receeding hairline, singular eyelash, patchy pencil-thin eyebrows, and precisely placed individual grey hairs for me. She hates her mum. There's no way you draw somebody you love like that.Honestly if that is the way she sees her mother, that is pretty concerning. She depicts her like a screwed up child who is an adult; basically a shorthaired version of herself. Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree...Grow up. Rubbish.
>>204421396well if you don't watch football how would you have heard of them?god almighty this comment triggered mewould love to pummel the shite out of you
>>204421435>>204421430>>204421396>>204421372>>204421344Fuck off >>>/sp/aki
again another massive Willy attached to a tranny what are they feeding them
>>204421396Have you heard of Fat Ange
>>204420697UM
>>204421455gorgeous girlcock
>>204421454>>204421435>>204421455Kill yourself>>204421462Its not belgian
>>204421365Actually yeah, thanks
>>204421265I'm gonna MOONG
>>204421460>would love to pummel the shite out of youbizarre reaction fella
>>204421483Have a huge willard me and it looks pretty nice but doesn't get particularly hard and lacks something. Have seen trannards with incredibly hard cocks standing up almost completely which look incredible and not real. It's a shame I can't do that.
>>204421120I did have black and Asian friends as a kid now that you mention it
>I'm pretty, charming and have the gift of the gab.https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>204421460cringy gimp
>tranny spam>cuck spam>wogball spam>ruby spam>irish spamMassive adam melty
Decent gaff tbf
Brits drink while driving without a steering wheel
>>204421552weird gay freak
Get the blue eyes extinct
yeah I am actually a fan of humongous chebs now that you mention it
>>204421577looks like my socks
1980s Winona Ryder
killa cam killa cam cam killa cam killa cam killa cam cam
>>204421455Not right
>>204421344>>204421455CWLTSHC
Adam got out all his shite gimmicks, he can finally rest easy for the next 10 minutes before he gets the non sentient urge to spam again
*bursts through the door holding various books, scrolls, and parchments* lads! i’ve found it! why yanks are so.. why they’re so.. uh… ya—… yanks… *falls to the ground unconscious*
>>204421591Get the bunda scrannedMilk is a racist dogwhistle
>>204421155>You'll see the lines of the boards when you paper or paint it.You won't if you skim and sand the joints a few times. Every house I've lived in back in the states had walls like this and you couldn't see the joints.The way I see it the results are largely the same but the US approach requires little skilled labor while taking more time since you have to skim and sand generally over multiple days while the UK approach takes an expensive and skilled plasterer to do the work over a few hours. No way you could do it yourself to save some money while in the US it's piss easy.
>>204421642corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
just letting you know there is a middle aged tranny on mastermind right now
when you're thirsty and you have a drink
>spainmong OP>spainmong gimmicks every 20 seconds>spainmong vpn spamGrim asf
>>204421533here, just helping a brother out>>>/s/22083284
>>204421581Not gay, I'm comfortable enough in my own sexuality to talk about cocks. Aren't you? Hiding something lad?
>>204421657again or is it the same one you mentioned before?
>>204421642far too big
>>204421607NEVER mention my wife again
>>204421634
>>204421634critical fail
>>204421455Nice
>>204421684never even occurs to me to talk about cocks cos im not gay, weird freak
>>204421552because they take viagra between HRT cycles
>>204421680thanks lad, forget that board exists. usually just get lucky if I find some brown women on /gif/
>>204421657what a revolting wretch he is. deeper voice than me lol
>>204421688i just logged on but if the original post was under 30 mins ago it is the same tranny and they just won
What even goes through his mind Its just an endless cycle of his random brainrot over and over in these threads
Yep everyone tune in to Mastermind so the BBC goes 'wow the viewership spiked when this vile tranny was on, let's put more of them on' That's what to do, instead of that other CUNT posting a screenshot or photo of said tranny freak
Why do you come here, when you know it makes things hard for meWhen you go, why do you come?
nearly had all of my large glass of wineunsure if i should have a beer after
>>204421711not sure about this one
>>204421642this is simply a fat mexican
>>204421372timmy be feeling like a chieftain after ling ling tells him how ‘manly’ he is
they are pretty much just bashing it into them arent they x
>>204421742watching mastermind is for neeks and my dad
>>204421742complain to ofsted to balance it out
>>204421787>neeks and my dadnot mutually exclusive
>>204421753why not aye
All day, every day of your pathetic life. You do realise how much this has fucked you up?I would day you sti have hope but honestly i dont blame you digging yourself a deeper grave considering how long youve been here
>>204421642Cannot comprehend how a white Willard can do anything with that
>>204421817never imply that my dad is a neek again
who are you all talking to/about haha it's like the thread is haunted or something x
>>204420763How are you not a normie?
And the very latest from z03y and Sandy Box?
What deleted post did I miss?
>>204421839it wasn't an implication it was an outright logical assertion you dingus LOL
>>204421759LOL all them years of toxic beard growth chemicals paid off, he thinks
>>204421642mad how there's no way you'd even reach it for sex without at least 7 inches
>>204421866Spaki on a melty
>>204421846...yh
>>204421550too big
>>204421798>tenner a month to see pictures of a grubby fat bloke pretending to be a lass
>>204421878not true that's not what mutually exclusive means
Might actually be sadder if spainmong is employed, because then he spends most probably his entire free time doing this and then getting 6 hours sleep to wageslave and repeat
>>204421911she's lost weight and she's very, very fit
>she
>>204421891LOL
partially erupted wisdom teeth are killing me
>>204421937>spainmong only spaedo calls himself that, we know it's you adam
>>204421847It's a facelift numb nuts
>>204421996Kill yourself
On the train
simply impossible to know who he's talking about
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>204421920if you have two sets and one set contains one element and they are not mutually exclusive that means one is a subset of the otherunless you have two gay dads? is that what you're saying?
Sir ITV drama
mummy vicky is so fit tonight
Sir Winona Ryder
spainfreak playing dollhouse again
deranged collection of posters
Sir Hollyoaks
timmy finna wondering if all those years of jelqing and finasteride was worth it as he can’t get it up for ling long
How's Jonathan Ross
Even if i made adam contemplate his existence for 10 seconds, ive rattled him.
posh white milfs who look like fitter versions of my mum
I’m going to hell
Sir Keir Starmer
>>204422046mutually exclusive means two things MUST be exclusivemy dad may have been capable of being a neek, and thus not mutually exclusive, although in this instance he not a neek
FTFY yank assman haha >>204422122>>204422122>>204422122>>204422122
Sir Kier Starmer
>>204422129>>204422129>>204422129Non-early new
>>204421798okay, now start leaking her stuff but not on coomer party please
>>204421816Who is she
