Sir Keir Masala

Sir Bird Watcher

Sir Rear Starmer

Sir Train Spotter

>>204422122
if you don't think this is better than >>204421642 i think your british citizenship should be revoked

>>204420977
>>204421278
>>204421651
Upscale homes in the US also use plaster on stud walls, because it's a strictly superior finish visually and acoustically. It's just that what's considered a luxury finish in the US is standard in the UK. That's because Yanks are the ultimate masters of slop and the general yank populace neither knows nor accepts any standards other than "bigger is better".

early 2000s was so sovlful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmz2XI9WDrU

>he is trying to thread split
lmaoooooo state

Please remember these posts when you eventually go to sleep.
Think about it.
Dwell on it for me. All day, every day. How many countless thousands of hours.... days.. weeks wasted, just mindlessly, obsessively spamming the thread.
It all started out rather harmless didnt it?
Dont you wish you could go back before you ended up this way?

proto gf is a marxian
do you think i should invite her to highgate cemetery as an attempted date

>>204422129
>>204422129
>>204422129
Real non-early new

>>204422315
no one cares boringlad

meltdown

>>204422214
Love it
Forbidden fruit

It’s weird to go to an all inclusive resort by yourself isn’t it

mumberg thinks i need counselling aha

>>204422315
13 seconds too slow big man, take the L

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>Bot Set: Lovely Ladies

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my article got published in the daily mail!

>>204422331
>-lad suffix (term of endearment)
I made it

>>204422346
who's gonna care
who's gonna know

>>204422294
she looks chubbier than usual

>>204422355
had people say I'm a mentalist, fucking state of them

need a gf who looks like a butch lesbian but is actually straight

>>204422311
Ask her about the german ideology and accuse her of being a determinist.

>>204422315
could you actually fuck off mate

It's ok
We can use my thread after this one :)

>>204422378
All the people there who see me by myself in the restaurants and stuff

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kittyberge has this thing were he enjoys holding a finger in his mouth, never biting down, a la pic rel
reckon it’s a sex thing?

>>204422411
corr small boys

>>204422214
holy arseoli

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>>204422294
alright fat bloke

>>204422435
So, a tomboy then?

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m&s raspberry jam sponge pudding, don't mind if I do

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U mad ?

>>204422294
common magic L

haven't done a wank since thursday

1990s Winona Ryder

>>204422498
no tits, u can keep her desu

>>204422367
That second man? Sir Bull Starmer.

>>204422537
heathers-era winona ryder

>>204422543
Raging virgin

Ask INFJsI've had multiple partners that I've been with try to turn me into a cuckold and it's starting to get to me. Do people really get that comfortable around INFJs or do I just give off cuck me energy? (self.infj)

submitted 7 months ago by dylan0o7INFJ 5w4

I've got a pretty decent size but I have a very low sex drive (for medical reasons, but I'm working on it). I've explicitly stated this before getting into any relationships and at first women love a guy who isn't constantly horny but then it goes south really quickly once they realise reality isn't how they imagined it. The thing is that the cuckold thing started way before I've had issues with my sex drive so I think it's probably not that but I honestly don't know. I'm just confused by how I get disrespected like this like it's another Tuesday, I'm starting to wonder if it's my personality and maybe I seem more opened to stuff than I actually am. Would love to know you guys experiences

>>204422367
average timmy

How does equity release even work? Say you release 10k of equity, does that mean you have to sell the house for 10k less than what it's worth?

>>204422411
what drives this process?

Stop getting your haircut at Turkish barbers

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right now winona ryder

>>204422589
it means you own 10k less of the house than you used to

>>204422607
rising malnutrition

>>204422620
cor

Would scran that arse like I've just finished a hunger strike

sweaty, stinky girls

>>204422122
She looks like my Spanish exgf if she put on twenty pounds

>>204422589
it's a loan for 10k that is normally paid back when the house is sold

Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth

boomer nan's done equity release on her half a million quid house she bought for 10 grand
pissing my inheritance up the wall on cruises

Season 5 is really when GoT goes to shit

thora birch in hocus pocus

>>204422607
The eating of artificial slop

>>204422589
it's a type of mortgage

you sell it for whatever it sells for, but you have to give the £10k back to the bank when you do

imagine going back in time to when you had £10k (or 10k more, if you're still paying your residential mortgage) of your mortgage to pay off in exchange for 10k im your pocket

>>204422610
new one has opened near me. it's an american style traditional turkish barber called fades

>>204422712
15 episodes in is when it starts getting shit

>>204422607
both wrong:
>>204422629
>>204422740

it's massive immigration from genetically shorter populations and a higher fertility rate among those already here

>>204422495
I deserve a winona gf

>>204422757
Season 2 it fell off, season 3 never recovers, season 4 is when it hits home, season 5 is when they've run out of material and can't write anything except a basic screenwriter's script.

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Pos touch 88 thousand

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um

>>204422712
it was downhill from red wedding
that was very much the climax of the entire thing

The bbc (the channel) wants the proles to vent only through ragw at immigrants. Never to target the system. The more the doubts and defiance against 2020-2021 and memories thereof linger on, the more the systemic media will a) present any critical stance and resistance as far-right and b) the far-right as the critical stance and resistance.

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hero

>>204422826
just like in my hentai doujins

Thank you for the replies lads

>>204422749 explained it in the way I understand the most

>>204422826
Not this bloody debate again...

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>>204422826
that was me btw (on the lookout)

>>204422883
I really don’t understand why he escaped in the first place since they found him like a couple miles away from the prison under a bridge. At the time I thought he would’ve been straight on a private jet to Iran

>>204422950
bit of a character isn't he

>>204422294
Whomst?

Argentinian arse in the 4chan ads

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this wasn't supposed to happen

>>204422712
Astonishes me how much normies enjoy series 6 and 5 when it's some of the worst written television ever given a multi-million dollar budget

>>204422983
suselida

>>204423003
Watched that a month ago

>>204422806
ok but why isn't that happening in france and germany

>>204423003
Negativity bias

>>204422942
nigga what they hell

Just waiting to go to bed

Why does work HAVE to be miserable? Surely there must be a way to contribute to society without wanting to fling yourself under a train?

might move up north and buy a massive fuck off house for £100k

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Alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk_SAgjFIss
she is literally my spirit animal

>>204423046
Should of tried harder in school

>>204423051
What's stopping you

>>204423046
Dont know but maybe its the fact that money is considered compensation for a reason

>>204423046
Yeah join the mafia, sit in the strip club all day with your boys smoking cigars and make tons of money

>>204423110
croydon clapmeat

keira knightley in the hole

>>204423086
Me. Southern queers get knocked out ON SIGHT

>>204422826
my parents hired a piano tutor for me when I was 7 and I can still remember how her massive boobs clad in a tight, fluffy jumper felt against the back of my head as I sat in her lap and she guided my hands over the keys with her bony fingers COR that was my awakening LOVE women with bony hands as a result.

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>>204423111

wait a minute that's a pair of tits

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Sick of it

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>>204423018
>suselida
>Tranny with a better looking cock than me

FUCK!

>>204423074
Know her name?

>>204423111
Literally MINUTES from the wall this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dps2sDCCS2A
you incels need to hear this

>>204423165
Alexis lust

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>>204423074

>>204423134
>piano tutor
alri tarquin settle down will you

>>204423205
ty

>>204423166
>Japan bigger than Canada
What the FUCK

>>204423084
Hot

>>204423134
Posh cunt

So does counselling work or is it all an expensive sham

>>204423086
Downside is that the north has much less to offer in terms of career growth and quality of life. The government is entirely to blame for this.
Also the problem of uprooting my life to move somewhere completely new.
>>204423132
wtf

Approached 3 women

I said "hi" i followed with "what are you guys studying?" And then we started a conversation about slavery and then asked where we were from etc.

>>204423166
the worst part is that our houses are actually getting smaller year on year while they get bigger most anywhere else

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the tree that was cut down in wales whatever happened there

>£220.6 billion spent on pensions to the year ended March 2025
Mad how much good we could do if we weren't spunking so much money up the wall on enriching the most fortunate generation in human history

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/brit/s wanking to fat old hags

Actual state of your wank material

>>204423237
I’m serious don’t come it’s fucking annoying

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>>204423166
>Italy and Portugal above the UK
Baffling

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i mean i don't want to say it but you know as well as i do

>>204423270
couldn't be me. I'm nofap now don't you know?

>>204423134
since when do kids sit on the piano teacher's lap Lol

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>>204422122
NOOOOO
REEEEEEE!!
>>204421690
Far too bent
>>204421757
Bent

>>204423298
Good goy

>>204423289
waste of good clapmeat

>>204423253
Pretty sure it was england

>>204423320
paedo

>>204423309
thats the wanktoil sorted

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>>204423289
>12
what the fuck

>>204423289
don't know what you mean

SEX with FAT GIRLS

>>204423166
we should realy be showing total housing stock square footage per capita instead

the recent rise in HMOs would make this look even worse

*breathes in*
POLITICIANS HIDE THEMSELVES AWAY
WHY SHOULD THEY GO OUT TO FIGHT?

>>204423342
you know

>>204423289
only 12 and she's already hit the tree wall

damn was looking forward to wolf hall but they cast blacks as historical white people

shan't be watching

>>204423289
how does a tree branch just fall off? does that happen? and kills a person?

>>204423289
The branch was my dick by the way

gona listen 2 system of a down on ketttt before big bother

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>>204423355

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>>204423372

in ten years I’ll be 33 with a wife and some kids and a nice house. I’ll probably look back on this weird 4chan recluse stage of my life or maybe I’ll just forget about it

looking for signals that align with my existing state of mind again

>>204423388
thought the same 10 years ago
p.s. it only gets worse

>>204423289
Walled.
NEXT

Mental how fucking fit they are

>>204423306
dunno I only lasted a couple months before my parents realised I won't be the next Mozart

maybe she only did it at the start to ease me in or didn't know what she was doing lmao

but the memory is very distinct

>>204422122
Unironically looks like man ass

Mad how many nonces inhabit this place.

Grim.

pokemon cypher 2013

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>>204423289
They died in a similar manner

>>204421816
Name of her?

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My mum gets angry at my dad for listening to AC/DC saying it’s a horrible racket while I listen to stuff that sounds like cancer

>>204423374
TERRACOTTA PIE
TERRACOTTA PIE! aha

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>>204423456

>>204423477
Joanna Lumley

>>204423477
a quick google reverse image search says her name is "smartphone".
Hope that helps x

>>204423432
Maybe for you. What did you actually try to do to change your situation? How much money do you make

>>204423496
base'd

got giardiasis

>>204423477
sizzlymizzly

the best car for the environment? maybe it could be a pedal car, like a quadracycle with a roof. Makes you wonder why bikes are still used when these are safer.

>>204423482
i guess you could that she's thunderstruck

>>204423388
I'm 33 with a new gf, no kids and a small apartment

Haha get me off this site

>>204423092
Don't know but you sound like a boss apologist

>>204423519
ooh thank you

>>204423522
>maybe it could be a pedal car, like a quadracycle with a roof
i think they used to have these back in the day
when there was dinosaurs still knocking about

seriously tho we’d all do it if no one could ever find out

>>204423134
I get you lad

>>204423534
Consolation prize: my situation is even worse. No desire for a wife or children unlike op

>>204423522
Bikes can do mad wheelies though

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>>204423465
You ain't seen nuttin' yet

>>204423514
what I did at 23? had just finished my masters with a large social group (which admittably was about to fall apart a bit as we went our seperate ways), I spent about 18 months doing a variety of jobs and work experiences before settling on working for a family member (which I still do to this day).I was/am a regular party animal. I make 40k a year.

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>>204423585

might move to glasgow

rorke remember your breathing exercises

Shower time

haha rorke

>>204423592
Contrary to my first post, I actually do like my situation though it could be better

>>204423598
you get wet in the rain though which is a bit bad

haha dorke

>>204423522
Alri Fred Bogstone

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Visit Kent

>27
>still living at home
>NEET
>no friends, no relationships
>2 years of work experience
>engineering bachelors acquired years ago
>incredibly physically fit, the only thing going for me
>40k in savings
not the worst, not the greatest. wonder if I have enough time to turn my life around before I'm 30

new plan: bike with a roof. imagine riding one of those around. and you never get wet.

>>204423253
whatever happened there? whatever happened there!?

Ttst

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this is rorke

doing those wet farts which leave faint skid marks on your underwear

The crepes?

Battered, fried, and served with a dollop of ice cream

>>204423624
So where did it go wrong??

>>204423717
he cute

I hope Rorke plays "HOT TO GO!"

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

>>204423698
move out into a flat. get a crap job. plan if you want to move to a proper job using a degree and what you'll need to help you (certs, refreshing your knowledge) etc. you're already fit so you can just try and shag on apps and see what happens. get a hobby

I followed through on a fart this evening. Why did this happen is it anything to be concerned about? I used some butt plugs and a small dildo like a year ago

just finished watching the penguin, what did i think of it?

>>204423753
No idea, probably around age 13-14 if we are really to look into it. Reality is if you're ever posting here for any sustained period of time it has gone very wrong somewhere in the past

>>204423808
it was too woke

>>204423808
you thought it was shallow and pedantic

The wet farts?

Pungent, creamy, and served with a dollop of skid marks on underwear

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>>204423808
penguins are cute

>>204422122
SEX SEX SEX

these tranner pics getting mixed in with the regular girl pics is causing me some confusion in the peepee area

>>204423854
you're gay

>>204423811
>Reality is if you're ever posting here for any sustained period of time it has gone very wrong somewhere in the past
But how? It’s just a forum, like Reddit or bodybuilding. Com

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new psyop just dropped

>>204423808
You thought it insisted upon itself.

>>204423865
>bodybuilding.com
also telling on yourself lol
"puahate is just a forum" cool story bro

might have my annual wank to the jenny nicholson halloween costume try on video

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Pictured: a software engineering graduate upskilling (circa: 2024)

Tags: Nodejs, Fullstack, Human Misery

>>204423811
>Reality is if you're ever posting here for any sustained period of time it has gone very wrong somewhere in the past
is since 2006 a sustained period of time? asking for a mate

>>204423884
I genuinely don’t know what you mean please explain

>>204423902
...prefer not to say
>>204423909
this sort of snidey obtusiveness is also why you will not make it

>>204423863
not my fault

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she cockmogs me

>>204423884
puahate hasn't existed for about 10 years

Sir Keir. Get the brown people housed and the far right racists arrested.

Sir Jacob Cock-Mogg

>>204423922
Stop speaking in fucking riddles and maybe I’ll understand

Yeah you're not gonna make it like me, sorry kid.

janny-sama, please...

I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo (はい)
If you seen it, then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and Furious! (キタ) (drift, drift, drift)
Fast and Furious! (キタ) (drift, drift, drift)

>>204423983
catchy

Baddadan, baddadan, baddadan
Bad from me born
Where you get your badda from?
Ting weh me get could of come from Afghanistan
Dem nuh wan' see this rass mic
Me have inna mi hand

wonder if wizardchan is still going

>>204423868
knew the story was fishy seeing as the body wasn't there

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need every mansion in britain torn down and replaced with these sexy commie blocks

>>204423983
GOAT film

Get the migrants sucked the fuck off

>>204424084
hymen stretching facilities

MAKE WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
FOR REFUGEES

PRINCE SADIQ
MIGHTY IS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
GENUFLECT, SHOW SOME RESPECT, DOWN ON ONE KNEE

Now try your best to stay calm,
DONT SAY ANYTHING HARAM
Then pray and meet his muslim coterie!

PRINCE SADIQ
MIGHTY IS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON

STRONG AS TEN BRITISH MEN, DEFINITELY
HE ESTABLISHED SHARIA LAW
KILLED TWENTY BRITS FOR JIHAD
WHO SENT THOSE BONGS TO ALLAH?
WHY - PRINCE SADIQ!

HE'S GOT 75 TAKBIR KEKOLDS
OF SHARIA ZONES, HE'S GOT 53
WHEN IT COMES TO INDIAN EX-PATS
DO THEY POO IN LOO?
IM TELLIN' YOU
THERES NO TOILETS WITHIN THE CITY!

PRINCE SADIQ
HANDSOME IS HE
(There´s no question these man are alluring)
MAYOR OF LONDON
(Never white, never boring)
That physique! How can I speak?
(Everything about these men just plain impresses)
Weak at the knee

Well get on out in that square
Drop your skirts and prepare
To get raped and slaughterd and spared by muslim men!

He's got ninety-five brown Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys! Lets see the monkeys!)
And to fuck them he charges no fee!
(He's generous! So generous!)
He's got slaves, he's got SERVANTS and flunkies..

They bow to his whim-
Love serving him!
They're just lousy with loyalty
To SADIQ!

PRINCE SADIQ
GLAMOROUS HE
MAYOR OF LON-DON
HEARD YOUR WOMEN WERE A SIGHT, LOVELY TO SEE
SO BRITBONG THAT'S WHY
MOHAMMAD LOWERS HIS FLY

COME TO LONDON
AND RULE
DONT FUCK OFF
WERE NOT FULL
WERE ON OUR KNEES
BEGGING YOU PLEASE
ALLOW US TO PREP THE BULL!
MAKE WAY
FOR PRINCE SADIQ

>>204424084
that the one in switzerland? or austria?

>>204424142
yeah it's vienna

>spend day at toil waiting to go home
>get home
>feel like I'm just wasting time until it's time for bed

There must be more to this. What are we even toiling for

>>204424084
cor

>>204424173
something to do

>>204424173
watch a jenny nicholson kino
let loose

Business idea: book written by obese Donald Trump titled "The Art of the Meal"

>>204424173
Money.

To get rich is glorious.

>>204424173
get a hobby, that's really the only way out of the void

>>204424202
qrd?

>>204424202
Is that the Kay lad from the Radio 1s

>>204424239
notably dogshit premier league referee gets caught on camera saying how much he hates liverpool

>>204424239
On cocaine saying he hates Liverpool or something, bloody woke brigade got him fired from his job

>>204423697
Youtube proto gf lives there

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Pints in Hull

>>204424305
No Madri

>>204424305
heineken for me

>>204424305
uno heiney por favor

>>204424305
Bobbi posted it first

>>204424305
shot of whiskey please

>>204424305
Glass of water thanks x

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Signed into my old Twitter account and got this… thought Elon was unbanning everyone when he bought it

>>204424305
*zesty voice*
Pint of Inches, please babes

>>204423854
if you can't instantly tell which is which you're ngmi

>>204424305
Unironically john smiths, premium lagers can fook off

>>204424369
you have to appeal saying that you were banned for your conservative beliefs

>>204424323
woke piss

>>204424369
>falling for that grifter
lol
lmnao even

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Man eating ready meal alone in front of TV, UK (2014)

>>204424397
me at 6:30 am

name a better invention than the electric blanket
like maybe the air fryer comes close

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>>204424337
Booby Helicopter fan are you?

Up the Tigers

>>204424276
*saying he hates jurgen klopp

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>>204423134
Zamn.
I remember when I was a kid. My school psychologist was a young thick short haired nerdy latina (lol obviously) who always used short-ish secretary skirts. When she used to sit in the kiddy chairs she would flash her panties to the kids in a semi squatting position and whenever she crossed her legs.
I still remember her cream colored satin panties covering her fat pussy. I'm not sure if she was unaware or she was a pervert and wanted to flash a bunch of kids, but I was a socially dumb kid, I didn't look away and she didn't seem to care.
Fuck. I need to masturbate now.

New

>>204424423
>>204424423

>>204424437
Central heating

>>204424465
Obscenely early

>>204424437
fire

>>204424481
>>204424499
electric blankets are fire perfected

janny do your fucking job for once holy shit

What's her name?

Ridiculous what goes on in these threads

Not a fan of Jeff's dogshite early news

>>204424891
Janman has no problem with it apparently
Curious

bump

>>204424369
Same, I only used my Twitter account to like porn posts. I don't know what I did wrong.

>>204424305
Pint of half Murphys and half John Smith, cheers luv

204424122
Imagine writing that. Imagine spending gray matter on this. Couldn't be me.

>>204424122
Huh?

>>204424459
what have i read here

bump

>>204426107
My childhood memories

>>204422122
what ethnicity is this?

>>204426594
brapistan