Lord Flashheart edition
Constant chatter from the lightbox make brain fuzzy - no inspiration, no action
british steam trains
Girlfriendberg worried that America is going to start banning her smutty fanfiction
>>204440320Flash by name, flash by nature!I wonder if Aussies have ever seen Blackadder
>>204440325no it doesn't
>>204440335always appreciate this truism
>>204440335
>>204440376dumb crossposter>>>/pol/488169645
>>204440376
>>204440060£130
>>204440376grim
>>204440405Post your conscription card
>>204440374I'm glad it worked for youperhaps you could share the image with me instead of needlessly teasing me so
>>204440420No wait, £110Decent price for rapid tendie cooking
>>204440420That's expensive for a second oven
>>204440439see>>204440437Dunno why I said £130, I think it was £130 before the deal. I think it's a decent price desu
kind of want to go to sleep
>>204440478do it lad, you won't regret it
was just talking to chatgpt about our plans to destroy the world
>>204440365>I wonder if Aussies have ever seen Blackadderyeah used to play here all the time on SBS (one of our government funded free to air channels)we also had a channel dedicated to british sitcoms, appropriately called UKTV, would air there too
>>204440489He will if he wakes up dead later
>>204440473you've still spent 100 bong on a glorified nugget crisper
My hobbies include staring at the wall and staring at the sky wistfully
For me, it's Yes, Minister.
Can I see Nottingham forest girls
>>204440509her arsehole must reekthere's no way she can properly clean it
Little British girls love playing dress up
melty melty
>>204440581mental how badly you mindraped him
>>204440376>>204440411
>>204440513Tomorrow my nuggies will be crispy and you will still be gay
any bizarre assertions going?
>>204440502Cool. Aussies do have good tastes then.
>>204440611Yeah here's one1 == 2
honestly if i had phimosis i'd just force my way through sex with it, no way i'd cut off my foreskin
gollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll de 190 golllllllllllll de brit schizos
kind of lowkey got a boner right now
>Incredibly tragic,” Chief Winslow said, “that the same thing happened again, but yet this time they weren’t able to save him.”
i have a talent for treachery
Sup incels me n mah niggaz come 2 chk u all out u all h8ful white bois it a joke
>>204440665This tbpfwy (to be perfectly fair with you)
>>204440694alan
>>204440665VPN off spainpaki
>>204440665Why are you concerned with other men's picks? Oh right you're a flaming brown faggot
this is my world today
popped my lower back myself with an adjustment and it's made my sciatica much worsebest just leave it alone innit
Think I made a mistake telling mumberg I put 1k in DOGE before the electionShe didn't even read the article just the headline
>>204440759>sciaticahow old are you that your crippled already?
>>204440759lmfaooooooo how old are you?
>>204440805I'm 26, fucked my lower back 8 months ago doing low bar squats for the first time and had issues ever since
190 uses his Brazilian VPN to post CP in /bra/
starmer hasn't even been in for a whole year and yet s&p is at 6k, bitcoin at 87k
>>204440829lmao gym bros are such retards. crippled for life at 26 to lift weights at a gay club
>>204440834it's spaki
>Bronx mom allegedly beat, hung daughter, 6, in closet: DA
>>204440870Same thing mate
Just checked my coinbase account, the 80p worth of dogecoin I had in there from years ago is now £5.10Fucking ROLLING in it now lads.
Bce тёлки, cлyшaйтe мeня, тoкo нe зaбyдьтeЯ нe yвaжaю вac, для мeня вы вce пacкyдыBce cyки, кpoмe мaмы, я кpичy: "Пoшли вoн"Я хoчy чтoб вce знaли: я плюю нa жeнcкий пoл
>>204440834there's a million pedos in /bra/
Post your grandfathers
>>204440527the first four can be easily accomplished by shipping them off to concentration camps
>>204440909Бyдь лacкa, iди гeть. дякyю
>>204440909/brit/ not /foren/
>>204440917doesn't have any pictures
>>204440917>navy in the olden dayshahaha your gramps was a big poof
>>204440917mine's famous so can't
>>204440917Doxxable info
>>204440861I wish I wasn't a retard and had invested my money instead of spending At least I've got a bunch of nice stuff
>>204440917Mine is an alcoholic ex truck driver who polishes off a 2 litre bottle of super strength cider before lunch time and calls me occassionally to configure his dodgy android box so he can watch Sky Sports streams for free.
>>204440969Wish in one hand shit in the other
>>204440971based
>"Black Friday deals now live">It's not black Friday>It's Tuesday>They're the same price>They're going to change the price again for actual black Friday>I'm whiteDoesn't make any sense.
>>204440983Basically haha It's okay I can always buy more bitcoin in the future it'll always go up !!!!
dunno why bryan johnson is trying to cure mortality, i'd be worried about time compression, when you're 1000+ years old it'd be like you blinked and a decade had gone by and nothing you did in that time meant anything, i already get that feeling a lot and it makes me melancholic enough already
my granddad was such a chad I was about to post him but realised one of you weirdos will dox me
>>204441037You're an idiot
wish someone would spoon feed me free sky sports
is Black Friday actually a scam or not
Might move somewhere warmer. I'm thinking yellow/orange levels of warmness.
>>204441079scam. fools mongs every year unfortunately
>>204441037Go mow lawns or w/e the fuck it is you do in Canada and start being responsible. Stop thinking others are going to do it for you (child). Stop blaming others for your mistakes. TldrGrow tf up (quick)
>>204441071corr i'd have her be the big spoon and fart into her crotch all night
>>204441071what are the rules
>>204441064I have Sky Sports Ultra HD if you want to come and be my live in concubine twink x
>>204441071You would come out of this making a bond with her, and become infatuated, it's a terrible idea
>>204441099ok but I'm massive and hairy
>>204441094Most normal Aussieposter
>>204441095you snuggle her but every couple of hours she goes to the bathroom to inject heroin then you snuggle her some more while she nods out
>>204441079Bought a laptop last year that I actually got for cheap. But I was already planning to buy a laptop and had picked it out, I just waited until black friday to see if it would be cheaper.https://uk.camelcamelcamel.com/ is good for looking at stuff from Amazon to see if it's actually a good deal or not
>>204441111Hmm… maybe you could top me instead then?
>>204441100
>>204441129ok thanks
mumstein named me after a famous australian actor but i grew up to be nowhere near as handsome as he is, i feel like such a failure
Posted a new story on my social media which was just a picture of my face after barely posting for ages. Lots of birds viewed it, none commented which was a shame, but none removed me. So taking it as a good thing that I am not ugly enough to repulse women just yet. They’re probably just intimidated to swipe up haha x
for me? it's pooing.
>>204440964He’s the biggest hardass I’ve ever met but has pushed me to be good at a lot of things so maybe his ass did get hard in the navy
>>204441127Thanks
i was playing mw2 2009 on pc a lot recently before i found out it gets you hacked. when i saw populated servers i thought the game was alive again but no, it's still dead. its corpse reanimated in a sickly way.
American troops withdrawnWestern European conscripts sent in
>>204441168that was me on my 100 accounts at the spamfarm
>just a picture of my faceis bruv in secondary school in the mid 2010s that's so gay lol
i was watching The Bill on YouTube and i thought i was watching a new episode from within the past 2 or 3 years. but no, i found out The Bill ended in 2010 and that episode was from 2007.
reckon conscription would sort us all out. nobody would feel the need to post on brit. they would be well adjusted MEN
>Tragedy as heartbroken husband of Australian TV host dies two years after her suicide - leaving their three daughters orphaned
>>204441168*unsubscribes from your literal child blog*
i thought i might visit my local gaming cafe but i looked it up and found out that it closed in 2019.
>>204441056How so>>204441086Bizarre response
get their little shit pipes shagged
Remember the 'rents watching The Bill on tv 20 odd years ago
mad how incels were laughing it up 2 years ago after the FTX scandal and dabbing on crypto holders saying it's over now bitcoin is chadding, shaggers are making loads of money again, and the incels are all quiet. where did the incels go?
>>204441240
>>204441234There's one in my city called CLICK ESPORTS but the sign makes it look like it says KEK
>>204441253i thought it was still alive. only to find out it died 14 years ago.but The Bill will always live on in spirit.
i thought i might visit the hagia sophia and prostrate myself before jesus but it turns out its not been used as a church since 1453
this poo i'm doing lads. massive. spicy. made me groan as it came out. first class poo this. lovely.
New word filter is it hiro?Glad you're doing all this to help quell the tide of spam destroying the website
>>204441264Incels are low test beta males, they love to talk mad shit and act like big men when they feel empowered, but get quiet as a mouse when the universe puts them back in their place again.
used to think the sharp gritty feeling when i did a poo was because of the texture of the poo itselfnow i realise it's actually the feeling of my sphincter tearingmad world
https://www.amazon.co.uk/HUGGIES-DryNites-Years-Bedwetting-Pyjama/dp/B0D7QPMMCL?th=1Pray you get so high you wind up in a Chick-fil-A in a dog collar and diaper pissing yourself as some conservative dad looks at you after you ordered ur chickn nuggies
sometime moan as I poouhhhuhh yeah daddy
amazing how we could have national service and conscription making men and letting us hit the ground running but instead we have NEETs postinig about poo texture
the scrandemic
Unlimited *clap* migration *clap* from *clap* Africa
i thought I might visit the shu provinces and ask for fielty but it turns out they belong to Liu Bei and have done since the era of the gods
>>204441338Le Croque d'Elton
>>204441330Yeah works great for Finland and South Korea
>>204441338doesn't this make you constipated?
>national serviceWhy do the UK's oligarchs absolutely refuse to name things what they are?It's called conscription
Are these UK oligarchs in the room with us right now?
Business idea: pretend to be a FtM and give out paid advice for others that can't possibly work
>>204441382time to hit the gloryholes haha
>>204441382get her shit pipe shagged
>>204441415Presumably gchq has some form of recording here so yes they are
>Presumably gchq has some form of recording here
>>204441264Crypto is stupid, if you buy it you might make money, you might lose money. You might as well play roulette in a casino, which would be more fun anyway.
>>204441382god these tit removal scars are uglier than humping your own mom
>>204441387national service wasn't just military
>>204441455>recordingIt's already all text mate they can just read it
>>204441472Tsaaaaaaar
>>204441523>Conscription only applies to the military Bro has aids in his mind >>204441526The most brain-dead post of today
ari uin dnn ise oer
>>204441543bro on skibidi that guys retarded
>>204441543How so
>>204441387Never heard anybody claim that National Service isn't/wasn't a form of peacetime conscription, reckon that's just a weird non-argument you've made up in your own little head.
>>204441228yeah better subscribe to a place for real adults only, like /brit/, for the more intelligent reader
https://xhamster.com/videos/fuck-me-and-dont-cum-inside-my-stepsister-said-this-and-promised-not-to-reveal-my-cheating-xh9ZP8ithis guys willy is exactly the same as minealso shes hot af
just cacked mesen
>little sister brings her friend over to the house>playing wow and they both ask to see what I'm doing>Mum shouts up to my sister "Make sure he keep's that door open"
Can any nerds explain why a lot of web links use hyphens but others are capable of using spaces?
>>204441567It's oligarchic avoidance of calling things what they are calm down
>>204441614cos youve never had sex
>fuck-me-and-dont-cum-inside-my-stepsister-said-this-and-promised-not-to-reveal-my-cheating
What is one question you could ask someone to surreptitiously determine whether they're familiar with your town/city?E.g. asking for Sydney them what they think about the "Parramatta to Palm Beach train line"
>>204441543>The most brain-dead post of todayAh speak of the devil lad>>204441553
>>204441652ask them if they take it up the shittert. brightonian
recently got my licence and started driving and it seems like EVERY time i go somewhere if there are two or more lanes, the cunt behind me will break the speed limit just to overtake me even though i'm driving right on the speed limit, if not slightly overwhy the fuck are people like this? i've discovered entirely new avenues of contempt for humanity just from this experience alonepeople with IQs under 85 shouldn't be allowed to drive
>>204441598>they start trying to jump on your lap while giggling
>>204441669I have a license but I don't drive tee hee :x
MONTIREXis that what all the cool kids are wearing today? Never heard of it before
>>204441688you're thinking of FUBU
>>204441692>And we both hate capitalismAnd your parents
lowkey thinking of becoming a nefarious trickster and deceiver
Warning to Brits: our local Nederdraad schizo Frits was last seen posting from the UK. He calls himself the fuhrer and has great plans to change society.
>>204441711Nah montirex
mumbergs going schizo again about Kate Middleton
>>204441738ah yes just what this place needed
His name was Maura Labingi.
Dad's going on again about Kate Topkilo
>>204441686why not lad? i love driving whenever i'm not dealing with impatient retarded cockheads
>>204440320Sex
Chinese Rorke on a mad onehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy1k2rx724o
aib
>>204441217is Brsdlet cryibg or chortling
havent seen LORD SWASTIKA in a while
>>204441756bet she's got that fibromyalgia phenotype lookyou know the one
So I lift weights in a shed at the end of a garden, I noticed this week that when I do that and it’s dark outside, I can see directly into a bedroom of a house down the road. Noticed a woman getting ready in there with the curtains open and lights on. Swear she watched me do pull-ups outside at one point. Might start going out at the same time to see if I can turn this into some kind of film tier shag. Couldn’t tell if she was fit or not but have never seen anyone there before and felt strangely intimate.
>>204441774I require a car so infrequently it would be cheaper to just get an Uber everytime public transport wasn't an option
>>204441669i always do this when im hungry
>>204441807creep
>>204441815hungry for cock?
>>204441807Weird little freak
>>204441815what kind of rice do you like most?
>>204441826>>204441833Nothing odd about it, virgins
been posting on /int/ for more than a decade and have nothing to show for it
>>204441869How many metres away is this window you're peeking into
>>204441807they're gonna use this post in court
ngl i like looking at peoples windows while im on incel walks (from the path not walking up to their house like some freak). just interesting to see how other people are living
>>204441902"She was fit, your honour"
hate when people call me stupid but don't explain why
>>204441893Terrible at guessing distances but probably 7-8 houses away
>>204441880I invented invisibility but have nothing to show for it
>>204441829I'M THE PENETRATOR>>204441843none because i rarely eat rice but i eat noodles almost every day
>>204441917is there any evidence to this?
>>204441958Photos, of course
cities really should be walkable tbqh
>>204441807Proper weird deluded little cunt
doing some stinky lethal pre-shit farts
>>204441930So you think this woman is going to look out her window at some guy in a shed ~50 metres away and think "yeah he's a bit of alright, I hope he walks over and says he's been watching me"
>>204441974Bitter trannard reappears, I’ll never stop noticing you
>>204441970... I will review the evidence in my chambers
>>204441933not even an insane body count?
>>204441990Sort your life out fella
At mumberg’s place lads, she’s gone to get us some chips for our lunch :3 love that bloody woman I do
poo just now smelled very foody like a beef casserole or stew
Creative writing degree doing numbers today
>>204442025just chips. tales from the undersclass
>>204441981Never seen anyone there before like I said, only seen her once, so watching her isn’t the right term. I don’t think she will no, but I’d like to hope she waves at me one day if she’s there again, bit like that Carly Rae Jepsen video and the lad mowing the grass.
>>204442030British cuisine...
>>204442025get her shagged
>>204442025ever thought about shagging her
went in cex, pretty good desu
tight stinky shit pipes
Want mackerel in tomato sauce but have to eat the ‘jack tuna because there’s more protein for my gymcel life
Damn… this is deep…
>>204442044With sausage and curry sauce too x>>204442064>>204442066Noooo x
The Glorious Revolution is what a successful regime change looks like without any major bloodletting
Coop (supermarket) is below average Stock: limited range and empty shelves. The drink section was lacking a lot of core cold drinks like Fanta and LucozadePrices: Higher than other supermarkets Store Presentation: Good. Looked tidy and clean.Staff: Average. Customer service was very limited and staff lacked enthusiasm Overall: 3/10
Bit mad that I have no friends. Not exaggerating or being dramatic, literally not one. I'm a pretty normal guy and people at work seem to like me, just don't want to hang out with them after work.You'd think that would make me extremely sad but it doesn't really bother me until other people start asking me about friends and I have to skirt the subject.
tranny janny discord raid tranny janny discord raid
>>204442140kill yourself spainfreak
Teared up at Doctor Who there lads I won't lie. Doesn't matter how many times I watch it. Gets me all time
>>204442156not really mad considering how boring you are by your psots x
>>204442196Forgot to mention I work as a lion tamer at the north pole x
>>204442215the sort of "out there joke" a truly boring person would try to make
>>204442087enjoy your mercury poisoning
at the barber's waiting for the only barber who doesn't ruin my lid to become free. have to keep turning down the other barbers.
>>204442236What's the cut boss
>>204442129co op isn't a supermarket it's a convenience store, also it isn't one single company it's a group of several independent chains
>>204442250another 16 hour shift is it lad?
>>204442234*yawns*Yeah is that right mate? Shame we can't all be as fun as you. Maybe if I was a snarky upset little freak I'd have some mates like you
>>204441950what kind of noodles? big fan of mi goreng mecorring and phwoarring at the mere thought of scranning them buggers, even as my sphincter winces as it recalls the manyfold traumatic aftermaths of my spicy indulgences
ching chong chang
>>204442282He isn't really in Malaysia
>>204442282Thought indomie was indonesian not chinese.
>>204442289hard at work on that graft is it?
>>204442280>says the guy blogwhining on 4chan
>>204442235Not real
The fat sister got back from A&E at 4:00 am. She's going for an X-ray this afternoon. She walked back from the hospital so her foot can't be that bad. Probably hyperchondria. Like when she went to A&E after trapping her finger in a door, waiting 9 hours only to be told it was bruised.
>>204442319>>204442325the flag he's posting under is not relevant to my comment, i simply asked what kind of noodles he likes and took the liberty of telling him mine
My fat sister also has noodles (from the packets like super noodle, Bachelors etc) on a sandwich
Kaufland, Lidl
>>204442361do you get along better with her since you've transitioned? do you braid each other's hair, paint each other's nails, sync your menstrual cycles and stuff like that?
>>204442361>>204442394No she doesn't this bizarre larp is extremely boring and stale and everyone knows it's fake and gayGet new material
Mental that despite all these libellous posts about his fat sister every single man would much rather shag her than him.
>>204442405No, I hate my fat evil sister.
>>204442371I also like indomie but it isn't that spicy
Imagine hating your own sister out of jealousy just because she was born with a vagina and you weren't.
>>204442462I hate her because she's fat, disgusting, lazy, irresponsible, annoying, selfish and evil.
I hate EW's sister too. It not right what she did to our lass
>>204442431>>204442462>>204442490could you not. most people have that disgusting nonce filtered and dont wish to be reminded he exists
what's amusing about the mentally ill posters here is they always accuse others of doing what they are doing; mousenonce: everyone else is a schizophrenic loser living in squallor; non conscious cucknadian: everyone else spends all day here trying to "keep track" of imaginary posters, same fagging and other just general insanity: sacked tranny: everything about my "sister" is evil despite presenting as a more genuine version of myself
>>204442522"projection" isn't a meme, it's just another thing that they accuse eachother of doing while constantly doing themselves
>>204442522copealone: everyone on 4chan is a miserable shut-in virgin who only blogs about themselves
>>204442562copealone: because his life went incredibly wrong to be shit posting on 4chan on friday night, he assumes everyone else here has the same life experience*
>>204442395I know you german fuckers are into this shit
>>204442282soy sauce noodles, chicken bakso and picrel
>>204442562Him? Done
corrr cant wait for the 5pm nap and the 1am gym session
The servant announced the new arrival:"Countess Employed Woman, dowager to Bolkonsky and rightful heiress to the Vasili estates"The attendees turned to look, muttering under their breaths remarks that they had dared not utter outside the party. And there, upon making her way beneath the chandelier, the heiress saw her: her fat sister.
>>204442453you're right it isn't, however while your mouth may build up a tolerance to spice, your arsehole certainly doesn't, especially when you've had like 4 packs in a single day
>>204442572idk, my life's pretty good in general but somehow I'm still here so you know something's up
>>204442619only mainstream anonymous website, there is literally no correlation between modern day 4chan and the quality of its users' lives, EVERYONE is hereanyone who still wants it to be otherwise should join the rest of the human detritus on /r9k/
>>204440320RIP rik mayall>>204440550wolf hall was really good>>204440526>Yes, Minister.also good almost too british
Lot of really nasty, spiteful bastards on this afternoon
Play a quick playthrough of Dark Souls 3 i reckon. Good way to waste some time
>>204442659Opinions on the antichrist bonaparte?
>>204442584do those have any kind of seafood in them?i really don't like the taste of fish but east asian food has a nasty habit of sneaking some sort of seafood into fucking everythingimagine my shock the other day when my teriyaki chicken skewers had a faintly cat food-like aftertaste to them
>>204442659it not right how they treat you
>>204442659i fucking hate trannies mate sorry
>>204442659Does your sister have a job? How the fuck does she have a bf?
M&S turkey feast sandwich, dth
>>204442718She works at a school for disabled kids. There's one kid there that intentionally makes it's arse prolapse and she has to put it back in.
>>204442723sounds a bit spenny
i can see why homer likes doughnuts. they're quite good
>>204442733at least you've have something in common post-surgery
>>204442748makes u fat just like him
>>204442733HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF
>>204442675>do those have any kind of seafood in them?they donttheres a bit of sweetness but it's mostly overwhelmed by the spiciness. it's pretty good
treepossible dead
>>204442786looks like me nobdule
>>204442786that treee is alive, i can tell because i've seen many a tree in my time
mental how
Cus I'm tree,Tree fallin'
>>204442658>RIP rik mayalloh yeah he did die din't he
pray for mojo
Tag, you're it
mental how yanks have a sandwich and crisps for lunch
>>204442819tom pettree
i am personally offended on a deep level when zoomers take credit for millennial memes
auction taking forever lads
>>204442739four of the queens pounds
>>204442845that is quite english aswell
>>204442873jesus
>>204442845do they? thought that was only a british thing
>>204442876yeah but i don't despise brits
>>204442919i hear your economy is tanking
just heard a voice in my head and it was talking all this scientific mumbo jumbo that puts doc brown to shamealways knew i'd develop schizophrenia someday
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