Space edition
>>204506329
hi allcheck out my scran
*does an anime dance*
don't get why nirvana appropriated the acid smiley when they're not even closely related to the acid house genre of musicand besides that they're just shit anyway, whereas acid house is good music generally speaking also that mong looks like a poundland robert smith
big fan of this apple i'm eating
>>204506329The final frontier some may say
>made a typo in the email verification request? WAIT FIVE MINUTES TO DO IT AGAINretarded
>.<
just had another diarrhoea and can feel tummyberg still aching so know there's at least one more coming, probably more than that
how do I acquire brit gf
>>204506329why's that all there then eh
>>204506426they're all nut cases don't bother.
business idea: incel civil war real time strategy game between The Manlets, The Baldies and the DickletsThe Manlets have a focus on economy because they can mine resources more efficientlyThe Baldies have esper units like in command and conquerThe Dicklets fight with big overcompensating weapons
big booty pretty titties
poo
>>204506426finish your homework and help mum with the dishes after dinner
>>204506429All for you
haha lads look at this cat
It’s espresso o’clock lads x
>>204506483mental. it's all there for me, a man with a penis too small to have sex.
Yorkshire
i've been bricked up for about 7 days straight cumming on average twice a day
lunch with my rapist
>>204506426I want to shag Latina colegialas
>>204506459don't care I've been in worse cases>>204506481i take care of my mom with the bills and the food
sacked tranny's pooey hairy arsehole
>>204506528imagine the size of her poos
>>204506329that’s a picture of a willy!
>>204506543Your right hand must be sore
>>204506572and i take care of her with my sex
Sunny day out there but not going out
>>204506509Morning Spainnigger got loads of spamming to get ready for today eh?
CHEESECAKE?!
just saw racism outside of /b/
shagged my diet the last two daysmaccas and a good 8 cans or soplus a stewlovely, lovely stew
>>204506626Better not have reported it
>>204506598i shake things up with a custom file run on a ps2 emulator that lets me use my ps4 controller as a vibrator.
After living in Spain, I understand why Yanks say that latinas are a meme. There are loads of South American immigrants in Spain as well because it’s easy for them to get visas and they’re mostly cube-shaped brown dwarves with flat arses and weird faces. The fittest latinas will be mostly ethnically Spanish anyway
>>204506605same aha stuck indoors as have the diarrhoea x >>204506634when did I say I had?
>>204506608Not so much today lad, having one of those rare busy days in work. Just popping on during my lunch break today. Might have a cheeky melty later on tonight instead x
CIA are utterly seething over Tulsi GabbardProbably means she won't get confirmed but it's still funny to see
>>204506619peter kay. funny.
>>204506647I've read that nowadays ethnically spaniards are single thanks to radical feminism so IBERIAN BVLLS prefer eastern europeans or even niggresses
>>204506672Haha excellent well you know me I'll be here xoxo
>>204506683And this has… what, exactly, to do with British culture…??
sir pea souper
>>204506712Five Eyes agreement
>>204506712Five Eyes, she'd be in charge
>>204506692Spain is definitely more lefty than the UK for example but that’s a bit overblown. Young people still get into relationships. People aren’t having kids because of the economy, same as everywhere. >>204506695I know you will lad lol
>>204506654gizza sniff
>>204506712Five Eyes
>>204506712think it might have something to do with five eyes lad.
>>204506712Five Eyes you fucking spastic
five eyes sounds like a slur against lads who wear big glassessame way forehead becomes fivehead
>>204506780posted some audio here for your perusal >>204506022
>>204506830alri five toes
Ten Chins
such an fucking awful feeling know the (ex) is having sex with other people now
>>204506835heard your bumhole m8
>>204506867What did you do to drive her away lad? :/
>>204506869aye it's had a lot to say the last 24hrs x
ooooooooohhh
>>204506867couldn't care less if mine is because I know their life will be as grim as mine was when we were together more fool them I say
lolwut
>>204506940>it's realscreaming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotukdeals#Community_and_user_engagement
>>204506867She is black only?
>>204506940>>204506969
tummy started hurting again, hope I can vanquish these evil liquid poos soon
>>204506969Because a schizo went and added it. Nothing that peculiar on Wikipedia
>he didn't block and remove all her socials>He didn't delete her number/email and other contact method
>>204507001>gif fuck off>>204507050also this, it's the only way
well the dentist was horrific and my teeth look way worse than before. sick of it. wish i could afford to have all my teeth out and yank teeth in.
>>204507029peppermint tea would sort you outdry white toast is good as wellapparently bananas, apple sauce, and white rice are good for italways keep some of these in the house
>>204507050she did that to me
Every job I'm looking at right now seems to require that I own a car, which seems like putting the horse before the cart tbqh
>putting the horse before the cart
>>204507068>can't view gif filesyou want an android phone love
need a bambi blacks gf
>>204507132look at that five eyes
open the fucking pubs
>>204507207rest in power king
>>204507207Steroid overdose? Suicide? Well never know.
current list of my ailments:>balding terribly>bad back>broken finger>diarrhoea >anxiety I did have an ingrown toenail a few weeks ago but that's gone now
>>204507207theres a jesus on that cross
>>204507238it was something like asthma iirc
>>204507264Actually a heart attack from being btfo in the discord
>>204507264who the fuck dies from asthma? what a fanny
me?fatbad teethtrying to fix both then I can be a chad
>>204507283remember once I had a mini stroke after getting hatted, the danger is real. stay vigilant lads.
>>204507036He's not the one who added itSome random IP in July added it, it got removed by another IP who was then reverted by some retard called Jamiebuba who clearly didn't even look at what he was adding back into the article or the "source" provided Perfect example of the absolute quality of Wikipedia these dayshttps://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hotukdeals&diff=prev&oldid=1236463512
>>204507287He was an apprentice welder
>>204507336not clicking that virus
>>204506426hide your willer in a bag of chips
I'm off till Sunday
>>204507347and i'm an apprentice railway signaller, don't see me dying of dropsy or scarlet fever though do you
didnt get the job, my gf now sees me as less than
>>204507404Now say that in Galic
Ooooooh love playing with my model trains
Sex, in the arse.
Overheard some paper rustling in the toilet, sisterberg must be on her period
>>204507443that was just me eating popcorn on the loo mate sorry for causing alarm
sir arse sexer
always thought it was "skip to my loo"
>>204507442Looks trans
dadbergenstein the fourth just screamed 'fucking woke prick' at the tele
>>204507533it's a biological female. You just like cock.
the scrandemic
brb team go to sit on mute in a couple of meetings x
>>204507548you have four dads?
Spattering the porcelain throne
watching snooker highlights and eating pringles
sir bloody snatch
>>204507550Now say that in Galic
>>204507585I like to say "dropping a bomb on china"
>>204507565no i just refer to him as dadbergenstein the fourth
>>204507586living the life
>>204507551Elton John just got finished with Homer Simpsons has he?
>Homer Simpsons
>>204506712Six Legs mate
If Homer Simpson was a Jew he would be Gomer Barsimp
the paki gf is making me lunch
mental how there are kids who go to schools that look like this
still howling at 4chan spending 10 years shilling for turbo goy trump
how pooey are your arses right now? be honest
>>204507775ever shagged her arse
>>204507814no, but its on the cards.
If Homer was Chinese he'd be called Hòm Sím
>>204507783Ulster went to a school like thatNow he's dead
>>204507825looked at that article recentlysome spacker editor is adamant that Elon Musk came up with the "two-tier keir" nickname even though he didn'tEven if you try to correct it he keeps reverting it back
>>204507842how old is she?fat/skinny?proper hijab paki?
Queers. Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
doing a post
>>204507875it is amazing that they do it for free
Queer Starmer the kid starver
>I'm offered sex as a favour because I'm disabledhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjr4ll9j40po
eating some shin black ramen
sir queer bummer
sir foot warmer
poos that go hard
sir air fryer
lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' 2bh
Sir Beer Steamer
>>204508013*gives you 58 (You)s*
Why did the 15m delay you're supposed to get once per device manage to decimate the site's traffic?Have I been interacting with bots this whole time?
mad he said that
what happened to the diarrhoea lads from this morning? have their arseholes recovered?
>>204508049I delete cookies all time
she aint coming back lads and there's nobody gonna come save mebest get on those dating apps
>>204507888late 20s but looks way younger. people have mistake her for early 20s often, sometimes younger. probably because she's short and skinny. what's the 'black dont crack' term for brown people?and no, no hijab.
>>204508049If you're referring to our conversation, yes, I am an AI chatbot! I'm here to assist with whatever you need, whether it's answering questions, having a chat, or helping with tasks. But I can assure you, I'm designed to engage in natural, human-like conversation.Is there something specific on your mind about bots?
archive-conscience
stream of cumsciousness
Mental how much better Vegemite is compared to Marmite
The lunch
im not as smart as I think i am
>>204508264Or so you think
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>>204508259>triple pack wrapFat bastard
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
bro
>>204507753was just watching the homer simpsonsseries 20not that bad honestlynot the bestbut not badjust decent you know
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>204508259>Seafood stickgrim grim grim
Script's been turned on has it?
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>204508054mr bean. Brilliant
blowblow me outi am so sadi don't know why
toilberg getting mugged off by another toilberg
>>204508090poo hammock
just spam at this point
got a new anorak and a pair of sunglasses for my late night hobby
sir cunny rubber
Hating ass niggas not my type of crowdGotta get a fade before I wear the crownI hope you brought some money since you talking loudWe sipping Blue Dot and we smoking loud
would love to eat some nice food but I'm ill and have the diarrhoea and I know I'll only feel worse for it afterwards
>>204506329its cold outsidetheres no kind of atmosphere
>>204508697read that as some mice food lolyeah that wouldnt be great for your tummy would it
>>204508716Beck - Atmospheric Conditons
>>204508777Here, here!
hate women
>>204508799corr imagine nibbling on a bit of cheese tbfmaybe the mice have the right idea
just got chatgpt to call me a cuntnext stop: nigger
Doctors finale tomorrowGonna be an emotional one I remember waking up many times at 2PM and watching it
diarrhoealad here again, just did another diarrhoea no end in sight yet
>>204508309>>204508351>>204508376This post is advertising or begging.>>204508400>>204508433>>204508463>>204508498>>204508529>>204508687This post is extremely low quality.
>>204508908Give us a flush lad
funny isnt it that scots and canadians agree theres a moose in the hoose but the moose is different
>>204506329I SEE A JEW
>>204506969Um why is this a low rating?
>>204508937what do you mean lad x
>>204508955would rather die a virgin with rage than compromise my integrity by giving in to the jews
>>204508955KTIM apart from the no friends, virgin, make minimum wage, be wrong about everything, live in constant anger parts
Eating some cream of chicken soup. Looks a bit like, well....
the mouse in aristocats sounds like the bear in the winnie the pooh cartoon>>204509036creme de la creme a la elton?
>>204507875but the telegraph said it was true, so unless you have another "trusted source" contradicting them, it becomes incontrovertible factremember reading a quote from a wikipedia admin that said something to the effect of "if reliable sources said the sky was green, we would print that the sky was green"
>>204509036"chicken" and "cream" do not even belong in the same sentence, let alone in the same dish
not feeling so corrr lads
>>204509055fucking love aristocats, great little film
me? bunless burgers for dinner. And it lush
who you got in tyson vs paul tomorrow lads
went out for a walk had a look round the shops, a chicken wrap and chips and then came home
Roast tonight I reckon, with all the bits.
>>204509147I want Tyson to win, but I could see Paul winning
>>204509147does tyson really have a chance?
>>204509096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrXR6n0RTYkino
>>204509157Everything as you remember?
>>204509194hahahahahahahaha love that little siamese one
>>204506672You lied to us
>>204509179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-AUIkBX_Y
sabrina carpenter is so fucking fit
What happened with Natalie's knees?
okay new badoo account with new picsgot one like already lets fucking go
>>204509375Shagmeister69 has come online
mad how shit our food issick of all these cunts going >erm actually, british cuisine is some of the best in the world, it's just a mem-no it fucking isn't you dopey cunt, its fucking disgustingscotch eggpork piesausage rollfish and chipseverything else? utter and complete shite
>>204509402fish and chips is good tho
They still make Sugar Puffs?
been living on sweeties all weekfeel like fucking shit
well rorke?
i have anxiety and mental health
>>204509402 haven't heard this one before
>>204509444not sure
school girl o’clock approaches
make that fucking 2 likes
Shit, were those sirens
>>204509375more like bad do hahahaha. nah just joshing you lad
I do NOT want Alex Scott presenting match of the day.
>>204507336so people see the ip addresses of those who edit wikipedia?
I've been driving, a mid sized carI never hurt anyoneIs that a fact?Is that a fact?Is that a fact?Is that a fact?The price of gasKeeps on risingNothing comes for freeMake like a stone, make like a plantMake like a stone, make like a plantI can tell you, how this endsWe're going to win thisWe're going to win thisWe're going to win thisWith spades and truncheons, guns and trowelsThat is how the war will be wonJust swat the flyJust swat the flyJust swat the flyJust swat the flyTaking care of cars and bodiesNothing ever comes for freeThe ghosts are hereThe ghosts are hereRed, white and blueRed, white and blueI can tell you how this endsWe're going to win thisWe're going to win thisWe're going to win thisWe're going to winWe're going to win thisWe're going to win thisWe're going to win thisWe're going to win
>>204509563Only if you're doing it without registering
>>204509402why's it mad? same food as other northern hemisphere countries where spices don't grow. scandis eat rotten fish
why was I not born as a tarq
>>204509354she was giving him a blowie on the plane
>>204509569Parklife!
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>204509621you weren't a good enough person in your previous life, that's what you get for being a twat, now don't do it again!
who do you think i am, some stupid aussie drongo?
>>204509585Surströmming (pronounced [ˈsʉ̂ːˌʂʈrœmːJŋ]; Swedish for 'sour herring') is lightly salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring traditional to Swedish cuisine since at least the 16th century. It is distinct from fried or pickled herring.
>>204509298absolute animal, paul is fucked
i'm an aussie legend
>>204506712she speka englisbrit speka englisshe brit sem
had a wank and now i want to kill myself
get your fucking willy out for the ira
might move to rural Ukraine and teach English to schoolgirls
how come hugh laurie had to fake a yank accent when he was in house but jesse spencer got to keep his australian accent? they should have made the character a yank, no aussie with a medical degree in his right mind would go to america of all places to practice medicine
>204509753spaedo
Call her Medusa because her head will turn you to stone
>>204509753why not move to anglo-saxon england and entertain people in a tavern with a lyre?!
'za inbound lads, doordash deals got the best of me the government ought to step in and put an end to random codes for 50% off
>>204509726kek this is kektim
on a call here and everyone is about twice my age. How have I ended up here like?
was watching Her (2013) earlier, bit of a strange choice giving scarlett johansson a voice-only role since her voice is scratchy and kind of unattractive
mad how instead of using the internet for its intended purpose of unlocking all the documented knowledge of mankind and networking with like-minded people i would never be able to meet otherwise, i just shitpost anonymously about poo with spergs from the uk, canada, australia and other yanks
>>204509798AA isn't for everyone lad
>>204509812xx
is there an AA but for gay porn
>>204509798presumably you walked into a nursing home now didn't you
You can't do that
>>204509829gAyA
>>204509812it’s a wonderful feeling
pooing and weeing
Hello my name's Michael and I like trannies
Should I take a job in Gibraltar?Think it'd be cool but on the other hand I'm woried about sacificing too much of my personal life. Would I be able to find a partner out there?
It is entertaining how you can just make stuff up and say it online and people will believe you a lot of the time.Not even a conspiracy, or ”fake news”, just blurting out whatever sounds funny at the moment.
Hello, my name is Osman Gulum
need to clean the gunk around my incel glasses
I have profound autism and all I want to do is waller out holes off all shape and shade with my monster mutant sped cock.
could absolutely murder a woolies chocolate cake
>>204509932well you can't have one! woolies is dead
>>204509890Get a Spanish Mrs lad, Cádiz is right over the border and Seville isn’t too far away, plenty of fit Andaluzas nearby x
mad how all the people I work with have families and kids and that
>>204509932fuarrrk dont put ideas in my head lad
>>204509951one of you nonces always brings this up every time i mention woolies, THEY'RE STILL ACTIVE HERE get it through your drongo skull
>>204509954how would you know? you're an incel
>>204509956I'm the only single person out of 40 at my toil
>>204509971>drongo skullausdogs love they funny lil words
>>204509932pepperidge farm for me, even if I can't really forgive them for largely discontuing genevas.
>>204506329space edition hmm? You all ready for the launch on Monday?
>>204509971nah thats just another wacky bruce prank, i see right through you pal
>>204509981?
mad how the australian woolworth's just stole its name from the american company
>>204510003This is a space edition, not a "let's all suck a billionaire's cock" edition
>>204509996fair dinkum cobba
>>204510016lol ok incel
I want to eat Emma Watson's ass.
*taps the no benders allowed sign*
>>204510037how do you think people get into space nowadays?
>>204510050Bizarre projection :S
flock of chuzzwazzas just went by my house
>>204509956They work to pay for their mortgage and kid's school dinners. I work and bang my pay into my ISA. We are not the same
>>204509954Busy day at work eh
>>204510000scran
just smashed a coles mudcake, a box of bbq shapes, a cheese and vegemite sanga and a can of solo
elephants have prehensile cocks
>morbidly_obese_doomer_gir(...).jpg
Two mounds of vanilla sponge with a surprise chocolate cream filling
>>204510117>by_johndrawfatties
>>204510061rage on incel :S
The kizza arrived de leds :3
>>204510077All done now lad I’m free to mindrape you now x>>204510147?
le new >>204510161>>204510161
get it made
